CARDI B: Sundae Conversation with Caleb Pressley

Sundae Conversation
31 Mar 202406:43

Summary

TLDRThe transcript appears to be a conversational segment, possibly from a podcast or talk show, featuring the artist Cardi B. The discussion is informal and covers a variety of topics, including Wikipedia's funding model, the nature of strip clubs, and personal preferences. Cardi B shares her thoughts on the art of conversation, the influence of different cultures on her work, and her views on history and global politics. The dialogue is interspersed with humor and candid commentary, offering a glimpse into Cardi B's personality and opinions.

Takeaways

  • 📚 The conversation begins with a mention of Wikipedia's fundraising efforts, highlighting the platform's need for financial support.
  • 💰 The speaker expresses surprise at Wikipedia asking for money, comparing it to strippers who don't typically beg for money but earn through their performance.
  • 🕺 A discussion about the dynamics of strip clubs and the art of seduction through conversation is presented, emphasizing the importance of contribution and interaction.
  • 💃 The script includes a humorous segment about using the 'gift of G' to seduce customers, with a focus on understanding and catering to their needs to relax.
  • 🎭 The conversation touches on stereotypes and assumptions, particularly regarding race and nationality, with the speaker discussing their experiences and views on these topics.
  • 🥊 A reflection on personal change is shared, with the speaker mentioning how their time with Russian dancers transformed their persona from a 'gang banger girl' to a more 'girly girl'.
  • 🌍 The script delves into the topic of war and history, with the speaker expressing a liking for the strategic aspects of war, but not the violence or destruction.
  • 💣 The potential dangers of nuclear weapons are discussed, with the speaker acknowledging the risks associated with their proliferation and the current global political climate.
  • 🍦 A light-hearted moment is captured when the speaker shares their preference for chocolate ice cream over vanilla, highlighting personal tastes and the subjectivity of likes and dislikes.
  • 🚫 The conversation includes a discussion on the use of derogatory language and the importance of avoiding harm or offense, emphasizing respect and consideration for others.
  • 👶 The script ends with a mention of the speaker's openness to having children, considering the prospect of raising a family with a Russian partner.

Q & A

  • Why does Wikipedia ask for donations according to Cardi B?

    -Cardi B humorously questions why Wikipedia, being seemingly in need of funds, doesn't simply 'get a job' instead of asking for donations, highlighting the incongruity of a digital platform needing financial support in a manner akin to individuals.

  • What does Cardi B suggest is the worst part about strip clubs?

    -Cardi B jokingly suggests that not seeing her around is the worst part about strip clubs, emphasizing her charismatic presence and perhaps her past as a stripper.

  • How does Cardi B believe strippers without Brazilian Butt Lifts (BBLs) can survive in the industry?

    -Cardi B believes that strippers without BBLs can survive in the industry through their charisma and ability to seduce with conversation, highlighting the importance of personal interaction over physical appearance.

  • What method does Cardi B describe for persuading customers to buy lap dances in the hypothetical scenario?

    -Cardi B describes using a combination of sympathy and persuasion, suggesting that buying a friend a lap dance could be a way to help them relax after a hard day, showcasing her understanding of human psychology in persuasion.

  • Why does Cardi B bring up race during the conversation about lap dances?

    -Cardi B introduces the topic of race to challenge the interviewer's preferences, using it as a tactic to confront stereotypes and provoke thought about racial biases in preferences for dancers.

  • What does Cardi B say about her experience working with Russian dancers?

    -Cardi B shares that her early experiences dancing alongside Russian dancers made her feel almost like she was one of them, highlighting a period of cultural exchange and adaptation in her life.

  • How does Cardi B respond to the suggestion of her disliking interviews or interviewers?

    -Cardi B clarifies that she does like interviews but implies she's less fond of difficult or 'hardball' questions, preferring a more casual or supportive interviewing style.

  • Why does Cardi B joke about not wanting to be associated with being a Russian spy?

    -Cardi B humorously rejects the notion of being a Russian spy to avoid any serious implications or misunderstandings that might arise from such a claim, especially given the sensitive nature of spy allegations.

  • What is Cardi B's perspective on the utility of wars in improving the world?

    -Cardi B believes that more wars would not make the Earth a better place, especially in an era where nuclear weapons are widespread, indicating her awareness of the devastating potential of modern warfare.

  • How does Cardi B humorously address her ability to contribute to discussions on race?

    -Cardi B humorously navigates discussions on race by making light-hearted comments about her preferences and experiences, avoiding serious racial discourse while acknowledging the complexities of racial identities.

Outlines

00:00

🎤 Cardi B's Take on Wikipedia's Funding and Strip Club Dynamics

This paragraph captures a humorous and candid conversation with Cardi B, focusing on several topics. Initially, it addresses the unexpected nature of Wikipedia's fundraising efforts, humorously suggesting that Wikipedia, personified, should find alternative means of income. The conversation shifts to Cardi B's past experience as a stripper, discussing the dynamics of strip clubs. She reminisces about her strategies for persuading customers and highlights the importance of conversation skills in her past job. The segment then transitions into a playful banter about personal preferences and racial stereotypes in strip clubs. There's a light-hearted discussion about Cardi B's experience working with Russian dancers and a comical misunderstanding about the term 'gang bangs.' The paragraph concludes with a satirical segment where Cardi B humorously navigates a conversation about world history, nuclear weapons, and her hypothetical possession of them.

05:01

🍨 Cardi B's Views on Ice Cream Preferences and Playful Banter on Race

This paragraph continues the lighthearted and playful tone from the previous section. Cardi B discusses her preferences in ice cream flavors, using this as a metaphor to humorously navigate topics related to race and ethnicity. She clarifies her stance on not liking vanilla ice cream, which leads to a humorous confusion about Russian and American racial identities. This section cleverly uses ice cream preferences as a proxy for discussing complex racial dynamics in a lighthearted way. Cardi B then faces provocative questions regarding her use of derogatory language and her thoughts on putting people down based on their birth traits, to which she responds humorously yet pointedly. The paragraph concludes with a personal anecdote about her childbirth experience, playfully discussing the challenges and outcomes of delivering a larger baby, and segues into a light joke about the necessity of having children with Russians.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Wikipedia

Wikipedia is a free, open-source, online encyclopedia that anyone can edit. In the context of the video, it is mentioned as a source of information about the speaker, highlighting the importance of online presence and knowledge dissemination in today's digital age.

💡Fundraising

Fundraising refers to the process of collecting funds or monetary donations for a particular cause. In the video, the mention of Wikipedia begging for money likely alludes to the common practice of non-profit organizations seeking financial support to continue their operations, emphasizing the need for resources to maintain free and accessible information platforms.

💡Strip clubs

Strip clubs are adult entertainment venues where performers, often called strippers, dance and strip to music while the audience watches. In the video, the speaker discusses their experiences in such establishments, using them as a metaphor for the dynamics of exchange and value in different social settings.

💡Endorsement

Endorsement refers to the act of publicly supporting or approving a product, service, or individual, often with the intent of promoting it to others. In the video, the mention of 'contributing to the endorsement' likely refers to the idea of supporting or validating a person or a place through one's presence or actions.

💡Gift of G

The 'Gift of G' is a colloquial term that refers to the natural ability or talent someone has, particularly in the context of seduction or attracting others. In the video, it is used to emphasize the importance of personal charisma and the art of conversation in establishing connections and influencing others.

💡Segment

A segment in this context refers to a specific part or section of a show or conversation, often with a particular theme or focus. The video features different segments, each with its own unique topic or activity, showcasing the structured format of the content and the variety of discussions and activities that can take place within it.

💡Race card

The phrase 'playing the race card' refers to the act of using issues of race or ethnicity as a strategic move in an argument or debate, often to gain an advantage or elicit sympathy. In the video, this concept is mentioned in a humorous and critical way, reflecting on the sensitive nature of racial discussions and the potential for misuse in social interactions.

💡Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the current President of Russia and a prominent figure in international politics. In the video, his name is used in a playful and fictional context, suggesting a hypothetical segment where the speaker pretends to be Putin, which serves to add an element of humor and absurdity to the conversation.

💡War

War refers to a state of armed conflict between different groups or countries. In the video, the speaker expresses a liking for 'War' in a historical context, which could be interpreted as an interest in the strategic and tactical aspects of warfare, while also clarifying a dislike for the violence and destruction it causes.

💡Nuclear weapons

Nuclear weapons are explosive devices that release immense energy through nuclear reactions, causing massive destruction. In the video, the mention of nuclear weapons likely alludes to the global political landscape and the power dynamics between nations, as well as the potential dangers of such weapons in the wrong hands.

💡Russian

The term 'Russian' refers to someone or something from Russia, a country in Eastern Europe and Northern Asia. In the video, the speaker discusses their experiences and perceptions of Russians, touching on themes of cultural identity, stereotypes, and personal connections.

Highlights

Cardi B discussing Wikipedia's requests for donations and questioning why Wikipedia can't 'get a job'.

Cardi B's confusion over Wikipedia asking for money, humorously suggesting it should 'get its guap up'.

The comparison of Wikipedia's donation requests to strippers not asking for money directly.

Cardi B's anecdote about her experience in strip clubs and the economic dynamics there.

The conversation about people's financial ability to afford entertainment, leading to a humorous exchange.

Cardi B's reaction to being asked to seduce with her 'gift of the gab' during the interview.

The playful banter about preferring dancers of certain nationalities, leading to a discussion on racial preferences.

Cardi B's humorous retort to the suggestion of her having nuclear weapons.

The light-hearted discussion about holding in farts during interviews, referencing a specific incident.

Cardi B's personal take on vanilla ice cream and her humorous distinction between Russian and American whiteness.

The dialogue about favorite racist slurs, which Cardi B denies using, steering the conversation towards respect for all.

Cardi B's candid commentary on childbirth and her son's birth weight.

The whimsical yet confused discussion about national identities and Cardi B's denial of being a spy.

Cardi B expressing her interest in history and her unique perspective on war.

The segment where Cardi B humorously engages with the concept of being Vladimir Putin in a spy-themed dialogue.

Transcripts

00:00

cardi B yeah I was reading your

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Wikipedia

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page and they're begging me for

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money they were begging you for money

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Wikipedia begging me for money I that is

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true why are they why you think

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Wikipedia is poor right now what these

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brok Miss get their guap

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up yeah why doesn't Wikipedia just get a

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job why they hit the

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poll strippers don't ask for money

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strippers aren't going to come up to you

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hands out like can I get some money

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who's

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that I would well I did what was the

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worst part about strip clubs that me and

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Glenny balls were

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there I don't think I seen you around is

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that the worst part not seen you around

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only if you didn't if you wasn't

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contributing to the endorsement what

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about these strippers out here with no

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bbls they could survive it's all about

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the gift of G I could seduce you with a

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conversation do you mind if we do a new

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segment presented by mamita's espresso

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Martini yeah Mita

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we don't speak

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Spanish this segment what we're going to

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do is you seduce us with your gift the

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Gap seduce yet with your gift the Gap

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just show what you have B fav customers

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at the club basically Hi how are

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you I'm doing good yeah you had a long

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day at work today M you need to be relax

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mhm I know what would relax you what

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would it be a left dance yeah how much

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is it like $20 you got $20 right that's

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it yeah let me talk to my friend you got

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20 bucks your friend is having a hard

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day you should buy him a left dance I

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don't know he has a hard day a lot

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though I don't know if we could afford

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right now then why the [ __ ] are you here

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if you can't afford it maybe we wait for

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somebody else you don't like girls my

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complexion no I love them you rather

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like get a la dance for a Russian you

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play the race card yeah you did yeah

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yeah yeah I'm just saying what if we

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were waiting for somebody else the

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Russian girls no not the Russian girls

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the Russian slim girls no CI yeah yeah

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you you wa the barians huh the yeah he's

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a bad friend I had no cash on consider

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having a bad day is Russians the nicest

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way to say white

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no no it's not I just when I first

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started dancing I danced with Russians

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for a very long time I almost feel like

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I was russan what's their

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vibe

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did you just roll your eyes at me H you

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rolled your eyes at me huh no you don't

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like interviews or you don't like

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interviewers uh I I do like it I just I

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you just don't like Hardball questions

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let's start the interview with softball

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okay is it true a lot of them date each

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other they what softball players a lot

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of softball players date each

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other like gay stuff hey is it true you

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have a hot sister yeah she's very hot

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did you know Glenny likes Hot sisters

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you like hot sisters I love Hot sisters

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you like hot Brothers huh

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only I mean I just like everything

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that's hot I'm like Paras in that's hot

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everybody thinks everything's hot as

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long as you're hot you're

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hot who are your least favorite type of

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people um

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Russians I love Russians I got I got I

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got they they I feel like they turned me

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into a girly girl cuz before I was a

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very rough gang banger girl how many

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gang bangs oh no wait wait not that gang

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bang let's start let's let's start the

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conversation over again let's do a new

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segment uh mamas Tequilas Margaritas you

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like Russians I like Russians this

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segment is called I'm Vladimir Putin oh

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no no no no we can't talk no honey no

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you don't don't say that because then

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they're going to think that you're a

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Russian spy you already got the blonde

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hair blue eyes like yeah well I'm

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Vladimir Putin I was a spy you say that

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a joke they might take it seriously

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cardi I know you like history I read

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your Wikipedia page you like history I

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do like history why do you think all the

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time in history everyone ends up dying

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because it's the it's it's the Art of

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War and you love War I like I like

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War not the bad parts of War yeah you

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just like the good parts yeah you like

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the fun parts of War

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yeah fny do you think that if there were

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more Wars Earth would be a better place

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no no no for sure for sure sure not

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especially now they got almost everybody

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got nuclear weapons like it's not even

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exclusive anymore you got one I mean I'm

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like I'm I'm like American or something

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so I like have some well like my country

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have some I was reading a Reddit Thread

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about you and they said that you have

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nukes my country has it like I'm I'm

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part of this no they said you have nukes

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huh nuclear

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farts sorry I saw interview did with the

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Breakfast Club mhm where you held in

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[ __ ] the entire interview yes you know

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Glenny balls does that for every single

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one of our interv because look he just

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ate like a goddamn uh like a few Scoops

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in that few scoops of chocolate ice

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cream I love chocolate ice cream but

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honey do you like vanilla huh vanilla

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ever I don't like vanilla ice cream

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vanilla gets a bad rap no a lot of

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people like vanilla sorry Russian Ice

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Cream Russian no wait Russian is not

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white I mean Russian is white but it's

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not American white they're Russian white

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mhm no wait Russian is not white they're

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Russian white are

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American take this I think you said it

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perfectly let's start a new

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segment I'm as well no I'm not I am not

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we're all I am not no I'm not I love

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everybody I I I will sleep with

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everybody sorry what's your favorite

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racist slur to say I don't I don't say

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no racist L how about this what's your

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favorite way to put other people down

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about how they were

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born oh I got one perfectly go you fat

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[ __ ] [ __ ]

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yeah would I bored fat though who said

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that wasn't that you my son was like 8

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lb that's bad to me he broke my coochie

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damn is it 8 lb normal not for my vagina

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size I got a small one you know you got

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children you guys got kids no no you

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guys want kids sure sure I'll take him

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with a

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Russian I think it's their only

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choice

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oh