I Became a Millionaire by Obliterating an Entire Island in Hydroneer

hey there it's Josh welcome back to

Let's game it out we're playing some

Hyer today because they released a DLC

called journey to

volcalist and hey developers thank you

for a key so I can be a nuisance in your

game yet again our wild Journey Begins

as it always does in front of the ever

amazing Ember cradle where usually the

first thing I like to do is run on over

here to our trusty tools and explain how

the game works but we're going to save

that till we get to the DLC so let's get

our trusty vehicle here excuse me didn't

mean to hit you excuse me excuse me what

I was going to say is we need to go find

the DLC but obviously first thing we

need to do is pulverize a random

bystander who seems more than happy for

me to just roll them over again and

again anyway enough of that guy let's go

find the DLC and if I were DLC where

would I be would I be up here in this

mountain area didn't they say something

about a volcano come on game where is

this DLC oh you know what I think maybe

I figured it out well let's go then

onward to the DLC don't worry this will

just flip over on its own okay surely

this vehicle can just go all the way to

it

right oh I see now that I look around

I'm pretty sure that's what that boat is

for but I want to go over there with my

vehicle come on I can't seem to find a

place where I can break through well

maybe I can just drive this thing right

into what do you mean it won't fit in

there okay so be it if we go through

here we even see a little sign that

tells us not to do that which goes

against every fiber of my being but I'll

allow it this time just so we can get to

the DLC okay here we are a beautiful

ship all for us aren't we so lucky and

something tells me if we pull this lever

it's going to take us exactly where we

want to go yep that'll do it ah yes look

we're getting underway and everything

say goodbye to the island of whatever

this is called and then after a quick

loading screen say hello to our new

island volcano Ville here we come now

it's time for us to disembark wait can I

just pull this lever and then make it

off the boat let's find out no quickly

wait no no wait don't leave or do leave

I don't really care actually I'll be

seeing you and then another loading

screen back

oh I oh I see well here we are after all

under the ocean just like we wanted not

sure what I did but if we head over here

to the edge of the dirt am I going to be

able to just keep going or am I going to

fall off the Earth let's find out well I

guess that was to be expected ah

Fiddlesticks to put me back on the

mainland you win this round volcano

thingy I'll go ahead and play your game

of using the boat the right way hey and

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sponsoring and here we are finally in

the DLC being totally normal and having

not broken anything all right let's see

what's going on around here oh it's you

I'm surprised you're even alive in the

last episode I did I filled his entire

throne with dirt and then eventually

nukes and I thought that was that silly

me I guess I got to try harder this time

well let's greet you my le oh I'm being

pulled into a cut scene a cut scene

where I still have control over my

character as it turns out meanwhile the

guy's trying to explain to me how the

DLC works but meanwhile I'm in the

background just being distracting and

you might be wondering why I look this

way well stuff happen What happens if

while this guy is talking to me I just

open up the menu and I click

unstuck there's no oh I'm just gone and

I have no idea where I'm supposed to be

and then it zooms back out to where I am

as they continue to talk well that was

great I see that where they were is back

over here somewhere but I'm pretty sure

whatever they had to say couldn't have

been that important what is important is

that we have a fancy new vehicle one

that's absolutely going to wow us and

also appears to be fueled by lava oh boy

can't wait to see what Adventures await

us and it looks like the sign's going to

tell us everything we need to know

digging is that way well you don't have

to tell me twice or even once you're a

sign you can't talk and oh my goodness

here we are and there's the volcano and

let's see this sign right here says

either we can go to the right for

digging or to the left for volcano well

I think we know what we're doing we're

going up the volcano no question and

it's nice to see as I'm driving up here

that there's so much new stuff to look

at like look at this I uhoh uh we're

fine like look at this we've got lava

and more lava not to mention over here

we also have lava and then as we get up

even higher it looks like we have a big

giant lift that takes us up somewhere

what happens if we get under the lift

before it gets here

here okay and then it just pops you on

the platform I'll take it and here we

are at the top and how about that

there's even more lava up here as well

as a thing up ahead not really sure what

I'm looking at and if we go around the

side here it looks like there's also a

lever that if we pull it does nothing ah

whatever I'm sure in time we'll figure

out what this all means something tells

me it's going to be Anvil adjacent all

right well that was exciting let's get

out of here let's see if we can take a

more fun way down ah yes like this lava

fall which ooh looks like it could take

us all the way to this snow globe over

here so off we go oh let's do some

tricks while we're here like a sweet

cork screw before submerging ourselves

completely into the lava which you would

think would kill us but don't you worry

somehow we're just fine besides I'm

pretty sure his beautiful skin is immune

to everything okay and we'll take the

nice easy route I can see the dome in

the distance I think we're getting

closer oh I see there's a bridge I could

have been taking that's going to take us

to new Glade Shelter From The Elements

not sure why I would personally want

that I don't know it seems kind of nice

out here what do they have in there that

we don't have out here oh I guess it is

kind of nice and we can still hit people

so I guess everything's fine actually I

have a more pressing question can we

take these people and launch them out

into the elements oh boy can we where's

your shelter now how does it feel you

seem shockingly not concerned about any

of this I'm starting to think you guys

just like the dome but you certainly

don't seem like you need it here you go

fly into the water now have a nice

little cool off the same goes for us by

the way we don't seem to have a problem

with lava like when we jump on it sure

we bounce around a little bit but

overall if we stay in it we kind of get

used to it anyway let's do a quick tour

of this town first and foremost it looks

like there's a new interesting thing

which is this Museum which if we take a

gander looks like we can go inside and

collect dinosaur bones no not that old

guy like it looks like it might be some

kind of a go fetch some

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hydrocurl blah Museum return blah blah

blah BL one fossil which will get me 100

Scout Guild tokens which I don't really

know what those are but sure we can keep

an eye out for that and let's see what

else is happening around here what does

this store sell well it looks like we

have construction crates used to

construct stores in New Glade wait a

minute I have to make the town Jeweler

construction crate ticket office

construction crate if you make the

ticket office you can take the ship to

MZ Island to buy more Vehicles oh my

goodness a shiping all that stuff you

must be so excited about your job anyway

past this loser we have some more cool

stuff like this lava drill now we're

talking and this lava Harvester and the

most exciting thing here the task Board

Store task notes for easy display all by

50 thank you anyway that's pretty much

what this game is about digging and

Mining and stuff as you can see by this

other shop over here this furthers what

we're going to be doing we've got all

kinds of supplies like anvils and other

stuff like a gem cutter and this magnet

thingy and this bucket and pan as well

as building stuff a bed for crying in

stuff for people smarter than me and for

some of my personal favorites pipes

pipes and more pipes and as you can see

when we Mouse over them they move lava

around this is different than the base

game where you usually work with water

but it looks like here oops all lava oh

and I guess this thing in the center is

that thing that keeps the Dome up and

unfortunately try as I might the game

doesn't let you actually jump into the

middle and boy howdy do I want to oh and

in case you're curious no you can't

launch the villagers into it they just

bounce right off here let me help you

get back into the museum see there you

go and now that we've seen civilization

let's head back out into the hot cold

and see about some place where we can do

some mining gosh I should have been

paying attention I don't actually know

where I'm going wait never mind here's a

sign H let's see dig town or dig well

I've had enough town for now so let's go

check out this one and after a nice

uneventful drive we arrive at our

destination scoria chamber look at this

it has all the information we need to

know you use the shovel and you

spontanously combust but then I noticed

this they want me to pay for this no

thank you I'll be taking my goods

elsewhere and then instead of taking the

road we're going to take a shortcut so

that we can never truly get a sense of

where we are but I don't know this looks

promising it's the town of burville oh I

get it because it's cold here you're all

so clever but it's good to know this

place exists because here you can buy

conveyor belts and goodness knows I'm

going to want those oh now here's a

citizen I like doesn't talk to me looks

disappointed in me why can't everybody

be more like you anyway that's great and

all but I'm tired of driving around I

just want to do some sweet sweet digging

I know there's a free plot of land

around here somewhere there always is I

guess I should have listened to the guy

at the very beginning who was giving me

clear concise instructions but wait what

have I come across here what the heck is

this ooh looks like someone was murdered

out here let's see what is this a good a

hydroa or leg excellent I'll be sure to

turn this into the local authorities

later I'm just excited to have a piece

of a dead body in my truck oh wait I

found it here I am at the base of the

volcano where I went this way and it

turns out our starting thing is right

over here yep here we are at Beautiful

Dawn rest what a piece of crap but

whatever free is free and now I can do

my favorite part that I do every single

episode and explain how these things

work so here we start with our shovel

bucket and pan and also a torch

apparently and also a map but that would

require reading so here's how it works

we take our shovel and the bucket and

the pan and then we walk all this stuff

all the way closer to the lava we take

the old shovel scoop up whatever this is

dump it into the bucket and do this a

couple more times then drop that shovel

right on the ground pick up your bucket

drop that pile into the pan and then I'm

going to assume we pick up some lava

well let's find out well I think that

did it we can pick this up with our

hands right yep looks like we can and

then we take that lava drop the thing in

the thing and TAA amazing minerals okay

wait I got some questions now if I get

some more lava what happens if I just

dump it on the ice ooh look at that

there's a noticeable indentation that as

the Sun starts to set you can definitely

see it a little bit better well that's

all sorts of exciting I love the idea I

can affect everything without even using

the shovel does the same work the

opposite like if I take this stuff and

then I take it over to the lava does it

melt when I put it near the lava looks

like that's a yes or at least I think I

can still Place some ice here but no

further it looks like although as we get

closer to this side right here we can

get awfully close to the lava so even

though there's some boundaries they're

definitely not like hard boundaries in

fact I'm pretty sure that was more of a

border of our digging space and less

about the lava seeing as how I can just

drop this stuff right in and it doesn't

seem to have any problem with this WOW

Nature's crazy anyway once we have

minerals like this thing which in this

case is a big old thing of gold ore we

can float this thing out in front of us

stroll past our vehicle walk all the way

back to town and here we meet our best

friend the Jeweler staring vacantly off

into space and we walk up to them and

we're like M lad must be swimming in

tokens some all those tickets he sells

sir don't talk to me like we're friends

and then we throw it down on the table

which gives us a beautiful 5C and then

get away from them or else they're going

to keep talking push the big red button

and take our amazing earnings back into

my greedy little hands then turn around

and give this person one last look at

disain and then it's time to walk all

the way back five whole coins richer and

then I'm going to place that right on

the edge of the lava right here just to

keep it warm yeah there's no way I'm

going to lose that I mean clearly this

is all fine we don't seem to have a

problem picking up things that are

probably really really hot and we'll

just go over here and do this a whole

bunch more times and then we do this

process over and over again until this

turns into this it's mineral

Extravaganza I don't know what most of

this is and to top it off we're going to

give it a little

garnish yeah there we go now it just

looks like one big Clump and then back

to this guy don't do it don't say

anything okay good anyway look at that

one day I will buy shut up anyway we dug

up enough minerals to land us a cool

6,024 coins what a deal hey what's your

problem you didn't want the lava that's

okay consider this a tip from me to

you whatever I'm sure he's fine anyway