fashion week, the naked truth
Summary
TLDRThe transcript captures a lively and candid narrative of a fashion enthusiast's experience during a fashion week. It details the excitement and exhaustion that comes with attending numerous shows, the meticulous planning of outfits, and the constant struggle with comfort versus style, particularly when it comes to footwear. The speaker's commentary on food, from a disappointing pizza to a desired Caesar salad, adds a relatable and humorous touch. There are also moments of self-consciousness about social media presence and the fear of judgment from followers and family. Amidst the fashion-filled days, there are lighthearted and sometimes awkward encounters, such as being too early for an event and dealing with the pressures of maintaining a glamorous appearance at all times. The summary reflects the fast-paced, glamorous yet grueling life of a fashion week participant, with a sprinkle of humor and authenticity.
Takeaways
- ๐ค The speaker is engaged in various fashion-related activities and expresses a deep love for fashion week, comparing it to their own Olympics.
- ๐ They discuss the discomfort of wearing high heels and how it contributes to their exhaustion during fashion week.
- ๐ธ The importance of social media, particularly Instagram, is highlighted, with mentions of posting frequently and being conscious of online presence.
- ๐ There's a focus on the details of fashion, such as discussing different outfits, shoes, and the challenge of coordinating them.
- ๐ The speaker talks about makeup choices, including a discussion about going for a look inspired by Vivian Westwood's past runways.
- ๐ฝ๏ธ Food is a recurring theme, with mentions of dining experiences, both positive and negative, and the desire for certain meals.
- ๐ถ Music is used to set the tone throughout the script, with various [Music] cues indicating changes in the background score.
- ๐ Humor and self-deprecation are used frequently, as the speaker shares embarrassing moments and funny incidents.
- ๐ฅ Interactions with others, such as Jared and Marty, are significant, showing a collaborative and social aspect of the fashion world.
- ๐ The excitement and pressure of attending shows and being part of the fashion industry are evident, with mentions of being early to events and the anticipation of performances.
- ๐ฑ The speaker's daily routine involves a lot of digital engagement, including taking photos, editing, and sharing them online.
Q & A
What is the speaker's opinion on the white shoe?
-The speaker initially expresses uncertainty about the white shoe but later seems to appreciate it, especially when considering its unique color variation.
Why does the speaker find it bizarre that every piece of the shoe is a different color?
-The speaker finds it bizarre because it's not normal for them, implying they are not used to such a design in shoes.
What does the speaker suggest about the '90s style?
-The speaker suggests that the '90s style should include an overlip and a Natty face, which seems to mean minimal makeup for a natural look.
How does the speaker feel about their energy level?
-The speaker feels very energetic, comparing it to Christmas morning and stating they have so much energy that they won't be going to sleep tonight.
What is the speaker's concern about their hair?
-The speaker is concerned about their hair not laying flat and looking ugly, and they mention a past experience where their hair looked horrible because it didn't lay properly.
Why does the speaker mention being early to a fashion show?
-The speaker mentions being early to a fashion show because they got ready quickly and ended up with a lot of time to spare, which is unusual as most people tend to be fashionably late.
What is the speaker's view on the authenticity of Italian food they had?
-The speaker is critical of the Italian food they had, stating that the pizza was not authentic and more Americanized, and they express disappointment with it.
How does the speaker feel about their clip-on bangs?
-The speaker is unsure about their clip-on bangs, expressing both liking and disliking them at different points, and they are concerned about potential ridicule on the internet.
What does the speaker think about the concept of being fashionably late?
-The speaker finds the concept of being fashionably late ironic and amusing, given that they themselves ended up being extremely early to an event.
How does the speaker react to the idea of wearing a shaved head for a Gucci show?
-The speaker seems surprised and asks if it would be painful, indicating that the idea of shaving their head for a show is quite a significant and daring fashion choice.
What is the speaker's strategy to maintain their lip makeup intact?
-The speaker tries to sing without touching their lips together to prevent smudging or ruining their lip makeup.
Outlines
๐ค Fashion & Style Exploration
The speaker is discussing fashion choices, expressing their preferences for different styles of shoes and clothing. They mention a unique pair of white shoes with varying colors and discuss the appeal of each piece. The conversation also touches on various hairstyles, including a long ponytail and blunt bangs, and the desire to try something new and bold. The speaker also talks about makeup preferences, leaning towards a '90s inspired look with an overlined lip and a fresh-faced appearance. The paragraph ends with a mention of being in Italy, feeling energetic, and not planning to sleep.
๐ Italian Cuisine & Fashion Critiques
The speaker talks about their experience in Italy, discussing their exhaustion and hunger. They mention a song and then talk about their dissatisfaction with their bangs, fearing potential ridicule on the internet. The conversation shifts to a discussion about a change in hairstyle, possibly for a Gucci show, and the pain associated with it. The speaker also comments on their appreciation for Italian food, particularly a Caesar salad, and criticizes the authenticity of the pizza they had, comparing it to an American style. They end the paragraph discussing the need to take down a Christmas tree and the importance of it.
๐ถ Music & Style Dilemmas
The paragraph begins with a discussion about singing and the selection of a song, with mentions of copyright-free options. The speaker expresses a desire to sing without ruining their lip makeup. They then talk about fashion, specifically shoes and how they tie into an outfit. The conversation moves to the topic of taking selfies and the pressure of maintaining a sexy look. The speaker also discusses their early arrival at a fashion show and the awkwardness of being too early. They mention feeling hungry and the decision to continue with their plans.
๐ธ Instagram & Fashion World Anecdotes
The speaker talks about the importance of Instagram in the fashion world and their embarrassment over a previous caption. They recount an incident where they fell while taking a photo and the public's reaction. The paragraph also includes a discussion about being early to an event and the fear of being too early, leading to potential embarrassment. The speaker also talks about their love for Caesar salad and their plans to take photos for Instagram, ending with a humorous note about being asked to leave a show.
๐ฝ๏ธ Restaurant Experiences & Fashion Struggles
The speaker recounts their experiences of being turned away from a restaurant due to dress code issues and their determination to return. They talk about their love for high heels despite the discomfort they cause and how it contributes to their exhaustion during fashion week. The paragraph includes a story about being denied entry to their own hotel's restaurant and the strategies they plan to use to gain entry. It ends with the speaker ordering espressos and discussing a disappointing papaya.
๐ถ๏ธ Hot Sauce Tasting & Traffic Woes
The paragraph begins with a discussion about a hot sauce tasting, with the speaker expressing their enjoyment of the spicy condiment. They talk about the challenges of wearing a lip look in various weather conditions and the need to maintain it. The speaker also discusses traffic and the time constraints they are under, leading to a suggestion of playing a game during the car ride. They mention an eye look they are excited about and the decision to post edited photos on Instagram, preferring their own images to those taken by others.
๐ Outfit Drama & Family Critiques
The speaker discusses a controversial outfit they are wearing, expecting criticism from family members. They talk about their love for fashion and the fun they have during fashion week, despite the exhaustion it brings. The paragraph includes a discussion about teeth sensitivity and the speaker's habit of chewing on a sensitive tooth. It ends with an account of witnessing a man enjoying a leisurely lunch with fries, a vape, and red wine, which the speaker finds amusing and aspirational.
๐ฝ๏ธ Dining Solo & Fashion Show Preparations
The speaker talks about dining alone while their companion gets a massage. They discuss the process of preparing for a fashion show, including the challenges of dealing with a hair look that might be ruined by rain. The paragraph includes a discussion about the speaker's love for taking risks with their fashion choices and their excitement about a particular look they are wearing. It ends with the speaker contemplating taking a nap before the next show and the practicalities of changing their appearance.
๐ญ Reflecting on a Fashion Show & Post-Show Routine
The speaker reflects on a fashion show they attended, expressing their admiration for the performances and the anxiety they felt during some of the unsettling acts. They discuss the practicalities of dealing with food during a show and the dilemma of whether to eat a dropped egg. The paragraph includes a discussion about the speaker's need to wash their hair and the challenges of dealing with thick hair. It ends with a humorous note about the speaker's need to use the restroom and the practicalities of preparing for the next event.
๐ซ Traveling & Social Media Antics
The speaker talks about their travel plans and their longing for the laid-back vibes of Los Angeles. They discuss their exhaustion despite having slept all day and their plans to stay awake throughout the night. The paragraph includes a humorous account of the speaker's prolific posting on Instagram and their self-awareness about potentially being annoying to their followers. It ends with a note about the speaker's anticipation of returning home and their love for fashion week, likening it to their own personal Olympics.
Mindmap
Keywords
๐กFashion Week
๐กHigh Heels
๐กMakeup
๐กVivian Westwood
๐กSocial Media
๐กItalian Cuisine
๐กTravel
๐กRunway Show
๐กBeauty Standards
๐กExhaustion
๐กSelfie
Highlights
The speaker discusses the pros and cons of white shoes, highlighting the importance of individual style preferences.
A unique approach to fashion is mentioned where every piece is a different color, showcasing a non-traditional take on style.
The idea of trying on different hairstyles, including a side bang and a blunt bang, is explored, emphasizing experimentation with one's look.
The concept of a '90s inspired makeup look is brought up, suggesting a nostalgic or retro aesthetic.
The speaker expresses a strong preference for a natural, 'Natty face' with minimal makeup, indicating a trend towards authenticity.
The experience of feeling energized and not wanting to sleep is described, possibly relating to the excitement of an event or location.
A humorous moment is shared where the speaker accidentally drops something and reacts with humor, adding a light-hearted tone to the discussion.
The challenges of dealing with hair that doesn't lay flat are discussed, showing the struggles of maintaining a particular hairstyle.
The speaker talks about the disappointment with an Americanized version of Italian pizza, highlighting the importance of authenticity in cuisine.
A moment of self-consciousness is shared regarding the fear of being made fun of on the internet for a new hairstyle.
The decision to try a bold fashion statement, such as a shaved head for a show, is contemplated, demonstrating a willingness to push fashion boundaries.
The experience of being early to an event and the feeling of awkwardness that comes with it is described, adding a relatable touch to the narrative.
The importance of social media, particularly Instagram, in the context of fashion and personal branding is emphasized.
An anecdote about being turned away from a restaurant due to dress code is shared, highlighting the strict standards of the fashion world.
The struggle of feeling exhausted after fashion week events, despite the glamorous nature of the events, is discussed.
The excitement and pressure of attending a highly anticipated show, such as a Vivian Westwood event, is conveyed.
The speaker reflects on the end of fashion week and the desire to return home, expressing the bittersweet feelings associated with the conclusion of a significant event.
Transcripts
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good I think sorry excuse
me
mhm yeah do you think the white shoe um
I think the white shoe but let's try
both okay should you want to beach yeah
okay I love that shoe in theory it would
be that mhm but I actually think it's
that every piece is different color
which is bizarre cuz that's not normal
for us I think it's this
cute sing me a song in this I think I
like this little I hate it I think I
like this little L this is cute like
this I actually like that here cute my I
think I like this
little okay see I already think this one
is nicer because it has some neck I'll
walk in for you don't worry walk I'm
closing my eyes I love this this is she
cheer to me I love the other color I
like this one better I know where's that
one it feels a little like muddy the
whole thing this is Chic Drop It Low oh
sorry I dropped that I love a long
ponytail but a bang I no I think a
[ย __ย ] short blunt
bang okay that's come on Jared that's
cute it's a little ugly but like that's
why I want to do it wait wait try side
swoop try side bang okay me you sidebang
well not sidebang but like okay Jared
wants a sidebang so he's fired oh that's
cute too that's actually cute too [ย __ย ]
no but I like the blunt bang if we can
accomplish the blunt bang like I like it
being like snatched here like straight I
don't know there's something happening
with it let's do it makeup I feel like
it should be like a '90s overlin lip and
a Natty face Natty Nat face Natty face
oh God I just no Foundation no mascara
no Foundation no mascara just good
[ย __ย ] energy having a good Aura that's
perfect okay I think I like this little
life say it with me I think I like this
hopped off the plane in Milano I'm here
in Italy you just so you know I was
instructed to turn this on just for that
we're not going to go to sleep tonight I
have so much energy I'm naked
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like Christmas morning is it bouncing
Arch more there go
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yes really relaxing under here like I'm
having a little me I'm having me time I
actually tried to do them on my own head
once like not me cutting them but got
them done looked horrible on me cuz they
didn't lay flat like this cuz I have
Cali so it was really ugly this is
amazing so good
yes yes there's so much poop in there
oh my tummy
hurts nobody sees the left side of my
face on the internet like the L
monster I mean I just am worried about
like the [ย __ย ] like creasing no I can
breathe I've been in far worse oh my God
this is [ย __ย ] amazing I'm stoked
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yes there she
is it's so
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good okay
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what's the
song hopped off the plane at Milo I'm
here in Italy there we go you feel
better I feel so I [ย __ย ] hate that
like why and why did you remind me of it
too I'm exhausted yeah it's hitting but
I'm also kind of hungry and
like kind of cranky no I'm kidding are
you feeling
cranky be honest I'm not I'm feeling
grateful but exhausted you're I'm so
grateful I'm really tired I want to go
home the lip is sticking like no makeup
has budged let's see if I get made fun
of on the internet for my cliping bangs
they're going to be like Emma thought
she ate okay yeah they're clipping stay
mad losers
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yeah that's right this is
so thank you
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quick change this is zeros permanently
my hair yeah or what he did to it what
what he did to we can do shaved head for
the Gucci
show oh my God is that painful
yeah
yes oh my God what is
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that great should we start with sure
yeah there's so many cameras on
me no but that doesn't
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if we can tailor a little bit yeah yeah
of
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course several
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options the cuz I think it's just
pulling the red somehow but if we have
the
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red I feel very tall which is exciting
so exciting I might actually like
this I right it's so stream yeah I think
you should compare theot but I love this
me
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too I like this too super sharp like
very sharp very sharp with a black tip
too it's going to be even
cooler you know what I
mean oh oh hot and
ow it's likea I know
how's the pizza we got the most like
Italian dinner like tiasu Caesar salad
this is like what Americans thing mhm
mhm please have some of the soup please
have some of the salad Jared don't be
shy it's a lot of salt em no it's not
even remotely salty
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and this is not it's not good authentic
Italian no pizza can he post
it I love that
post away my love I can't believe we got
scammed with the pizza the pizza is
really it's so not it's so American you
guys I'm leaving you
no I have to take our Christmas tree
down oh that is really important that
does look really good do you mind if I
put a little prom too
late no I mean it's good it's really
good they got the pasta
down the pizza the pizza they think
something's very wrong with it they
think we can't handle real Pizza uhhuh
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you're
my and I'm going ride it night long in
my blood is all around love you now and
I love
I don't know the
lyrics what else should I
say hold on we're getting the
tights you want to sing something
together pick what I don't know you pick
okay
can it be copyright
free life is a highway is the best but
it really
is what about Bliss the
brokenarrow I would
find oh it's good when I do
that oh
cute
H dream let me do where you
are this is why I lose my voice the
Reverb it's am wow that's epic I need to
stop saying cuz I feel like it's going
to ruin the lip for sure okay I'm going
to
stop I can't I'm trying to sing without
touching my lips together so that the
lip stays intact can I be honest can we
try it on cross body just tear me out I
like it because it ties the shoe in like
I like it too so then we got the oh I
love it
Jared
wow Jared come look at the
frame
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[Applause]
hi
sexy I'm getting better at the sexy look
you want to see so scary do you want to
see my sexy look
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e oh I feel very dizzy when I do that no
more spinning okay Jared no more
spinning hi on
Jo should I sing in the elevator yeah
for sure
okay heav L the Acoustics in here aren't
great
dream let me do where you
are why are you laughing I can't be seen
with you I can't walk very
well well here's the thing everyone's
always at least 45 minutes late no maybe
45 is like too much what you think 15 to
30 minutes late to the show know like
let's say a fashion show starts at 2:00
p.m. so everybody shows up at like 2:15
2:30 when in reality everybody should be
showing up at like 1:45 like 15 minutes
before the show starts that's a
respectable time to show up everybody's
always late I'm always late okay at
least a little bit
now I don't know what to do because I'm
going to be an hour and 15 minutes early
to the show I got ready so fast and I am
mortified
so it's just weird it's just weird like
I'm going to be so early I'm going to be
like helping them set up the props you
know what I mean helping them manage the
door like yeah yeah come this way like
that I'm that early they're going to
have a long enough time to train me to
work the
event oo I just realized I'm really
hungry oh wait are we at the show
already I think we should keep going
like no we should just go ins no no no
we can't we cannot go inside ear that is
crazy we actually are so early that the
venue's closed that the venue's closed
this has never happened in the history
of the Fashion World see this is a bad
sign cuz like everybody always says like
fashionably late let's look around for a
place to take an Instagram
picture it's all about Instagram these
days although last night I'm really not
proud of my Instagram caption from my
photo yesterday let's just talk about
this while we have a second well we have
an hour this was my photo from
yesterday I captioned it hey baby you up
question mark that is so
embarrassing why would I do that that is
mortifying hey baby you up honestly so
true though I really want the Caesar
salad from the hotel big chunky pieces
of Parmesan like Yum Yum Yum sink your
teeth into it sink your teeth into
it maybe we could take pictures over
here somewhere mhm
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Zoe we stopped to take photos for a
minute balancing on one foot with my
knee up and I fell on the ground in
front of everyone and you can see my
foot falling look at that's before my
foot look I'm like half on my foot do
you see what I'm saying
it you had to be there I ate [ย __ย ] when
taking an Instagram photo like this is
like Instagram B IG baddies in the wild
it was me it was so embarrassing it
wasn't just like oh I did a little trip
it's like no no no I my ankle
bent and I fell onto the ground like I
my full body was on the
ground see you at the show get out get
out right now
JoJo see
no
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thank
god
um I'm going to
bed I smells like immediately even
though I was like on my back like this
trying not to ruin my makeup classic
Gucci belt I almost was too lazy to wear
the cute outfit tonight I was like maybe
I'll just wear like sweats sweats out
Jared and it's
so your pH wo that's really cute cute
you're not going to like the way that I
secure this bun no not with that but you
can't see it if I pull it over that's a
disaster no but if I pull it over it's
fine it was so good I wear a scrunchie
you're like no we tried so hard oh that
looks bad hold on wait maybe it won't I
actually can't watch don't watch your
energy is ultimately toxic oh my God
wait it's really ugly I'm not a hair
girl like I do not know how to do my
hair
I don't have enough like I don't have a
lot of
pins I can't tell if it's more douchy to
wear glasses at night I wear the during
Fashion Week or if it's more douy to
wear at least on a normal day you think
black yeah just for the
belly I weirdly think red to I'm wearing
the sunglasses at night because I did
sleep in my makeup for 3 hours that's
why I'm wearing them I'm not wearing
them to be a
douchebag but you are but I am we should
go cuz we're 40 minutes late okay we're
going to go we are going to go I was
just I just love the Acoustics in here
no hear this hear it in here then we're
g at first was afraid I was
petrified bye your side
I've spent so many
nights how you did me wrong and I grew
strong I am worried about your nipples
I'm
not great it's like during Fashion Week
a little nip slip is like the least of
our worries it's like a cter slip that
we're we're avoiding a cooter slip would
be
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bad yes I don't know why but I'm I'm a
little
drunk
so please keep your SP F and sun has
been switched up
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and that is I I can hear some excitement
oh my God we're so
excited I'm
obsessed okay people are going to be
like I know we're we're playing piz
we're doing boot we'll deal with that
later it's probably this one because
this is so
good the other so
nice I feel like with the
red bag but I I think we need a black
glass yeah I think so too this is
gorgeous I love it yeah oh my God I love
these they're classic are
they that's great too that's cute too I
think she I like those yeah I age so
really sick I love it so good so good I
can't believe no one's worn it it's so
good well it's cuz it's a wrist yeah
yeah but it's like this is what's fun
about about fashione is tucking your
shirt into your bra you try the other
one or should we just I mean we're here
let's do it
okay I want this for my life cuz I love
efficiency oh let me just get
out oh my God this is amazing it's so
good too but I mean it's obvious the
other one but this is so good this is
really it's so
cute now we have two that's a gra yeah
exactly this is so good this is so
cute so hungry after the acne fitting we
were like okay let's go to a restaurant
so we went to one of our favorite
restaurants in Paris and we showed up
like
this I mean do we look amazing no you're
wearing soup pants though suit pants I'm
not wearing makeup but I'm wearing suit
pants we walk up and we're like do you
have room for table for two there's so
much room in this restaurant empty
restaurant she was like do you have a
reservation we said no she said it's not
going to work and we were like she was
like we have a dress code like it's this
is not and we were like what's the dress
code and she was like Chic and elegant
can you believe sorry I'm not wear oh
okay yeah sorry I look a little bit
bad we thought we were Fashion Girls
Jesus Christ we need to work on that
we're not Chic and elegant well I look
horrible Actually I don't even blame
them for it's um
so we almost we're now seated ultimately
we are seated however we almost got
turned away again at our own hotel
they're like table for two they're like
no space and I was like we're staying
here she was like oh what room like it
was like a quiz like really
what room and then she was like now say
the name what's the name it's under tell
she like okay over here what is freaking
happening I'm going to have a sip of
Jared's spicy
Margarita wow that's
good I didn't realize we had to do full
Glam to go out to dinner so that's good
to know
oh you're so
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good I have a few days
off probably going to go
shopping no no no Emma don't do that I
know the funny thing about fashion week
is that it's it is exhausting but you
can't say that like you can't be like
Fashion Week is so exhausting it's like
yeah you wanted to go like you feel like
you're doing a lot but really you're
just putting on a cute little outfit and
sitting and watching cute little outfits
walk past you that's it I'm so exhausted
from the last two days of shows but it's
like
Emma what did you even do you put you
put on a cute little outfit you got your
makeup done like why am I tired you know
what I think it is I get really
exhausted from wearing high heels in a
lot of my outfits majority of my outfits
include some sort of high heel because I
love the way that the high heel looks
with the outfit but I hate the way the
high heel feels I'm convinced that
there's something wrong with the anatomy
of my foot like my Arch on my foot is
too high or something because I stand in
a heel for 3 minutes and I have shooting
pain like up my legs into my back and I
have to sit down and maybe that's
everyone and maybe I'm just being a baby
about it but there's something about
that that makes me exhausted and grumpy
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headed back to to the restaurant they
kicked us out last night well I guess
they didn't kick us out they never let
us
in we're going back tonight for
Revenge I'm going to the restaurant to
show them what I'm made of I'm wearing
the exact same outfit Jared's dressed to
the nines in a trench coat and a button
down and a heel for both of us for both
of us I don't have any fancier options
but I did blow dry my hair which is good
honest I think the hair our hair look so
bad yesterday she did have a snatched
bun we were like Bed Head Vibes like Bed
Head bun Vibes ponytail Vibes we also
made a reservation tonight too yeah if
anybody tries to give a [ย __ย ] I'm going
to
say let me make an offer that you can't
refuse I did put on lip liner tonight
though too and I feel like I think the
lip liner will help I do too we got in
and we're eating and it's delicious and
we're having the best time um cheers to
cheers to getting in and apparently
being shake and allant tonight thank God
thank
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God hi can I order two double shot
espressos
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those are so sour
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papaya whoa sometimes papaya is not
good my robe is going to be disgusting
after this let's see hot sauce let's do
a hot sauce review what is that that's
chili oil hot one memory
mhm such good hot
sauce it's [ย __ย ] good can't move a lot
but it's [ย __ย ] good I know you have to
really be
careful on our way it's 30ยฐ out so it's
just hard to be wearing this
lip oh my God sorry I know I'm going to
ruin my
lip wait pictur it in here
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cute we accidentally pulled up to the
wrong entrance to our walk
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sick back
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this isn't
surgery is it even worth taking out now
should I make Marty take it out maybe
I'll that was quite literally the most
[ย __ย ] insane phenomenal perfect show
wow wow wow
that gave me a Lust For Life it was
[ย __ย ] phenomenal everything there was
not one look that didn't kill wow it
yeah no I don't know I feel different
after that oh my God I'm watching a guy
in the car next to us pick his
nose he's digging and he has two other
guys in the car oh he saw me
looking oh God he's nervous he's so mad
at me well you're picking the nose I'm
not telling anyone this is not coming
out okay I'll just make Marty take it up
yeah what is that like I don't even know
where it starts and where it ends like
well we took all this
out I'm going to go get a massage in the
hotel before the next show I'm going to
get rubba dub
dubbed no I actually am it's 11:49 and
my massage is at 1 and let's see how far
we are from the hotel 40 minutes how is
that possible 40 minutes there traffic I
think I think they'll get it down to 30
I believe leing the driver okay Jared do
you want to play a game
like play a game something like
um 21 Questions 7 Minutes in
Heaven but we just hug oh
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oh my God this eye is amazing it's so
good it's so
good oh no it didn't go away watch this
people now it's
gone yeah
original edited with a free
app wait now this seems like an
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advertisement I kind of like that we
don't have mascara on is that
though I kind of [ย __ย ] with is that crazy
or no I have to sit like this while we
drive because if I don't I'll get
sitting lines on my stomach I saw a very
hideous photo of me on the
internet okay that used to lower my
spirits now I'm like this yeah so what I
have some bad angles I also have some
good ones those are on my Instagram you
want to know what I look like go on my
Instagram don't look at these terrible
Getty Images that someone snapped at me
when I was walking through the street no
no no no no no no don't look at
those don't look at those actually in
reality that is probably what I look
like no but I used to see a bad photo of
me and I would cry have to be bedridden
for two days now I just am in a bad mood
but I'm functional it's the name of the
game if you don't have a bad
angle you're suffering in other ways
interpret that how you want I already
know that this is a controversial look
there are going to be certain members of
my family that are going to look at a
photo of this and be like she's gone off
the
rails yeah I know I know maybe I have
but maybe I just like to have fun no you
ever thought that you definitely don't
have fun on season I've never seen you
tuck your shirt into your
bra want don't know
why cuz you don't even wear a bra I can
see it now I can see it now I can see it
now what has fashion become these young
people what are they
doing Read It and Weep
people let me
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see quick photo
Qui I didn't dress for the weather how
are you how are you so
good hi
that's of
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I have um a sensitive
tooth you know when your tooth gets
sensitive which why but I I H chew on
that side what happened does that not
ever happen to you
m- your teeth are rotting my teeth are
going to fall
out they don't have this in America I've
never seen it I not great I think it's a
current
oh M cantaloupe can be
bad that's pretty good they brought us
so much bread one two three holy [ย __ย ]
that's too much bread that's too much I
hate wasting food too we'll probably eat
it we'll eat it over the course of the
day
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OMG that is so cool no one's doing
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this I just watched a man live my dream
let me tell you what I saw this man had
an entire plate of french fries for
lunch once he finished them he took out
his vape and he just started puffing on
his Vape a few moments later the
waitress comes back up with a glass of
red
wine it's 1:30 p.m. and this man has
officially
experienced three of my favorite
experiences he's on his phone too he's
on his phone he's had fries he had red
wine he had a vape he's on his phone
like I'm not kidding
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great this silhouette
with maybe do you think Ian I don't
think
so very long
that's very cute new sound new sound
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unlock I love
that it's you're right it's does it
photographs really nice I love this
color nice so nice off the stock market
after 38 years when they were bought by
an investment firm called forcan little
and Company in a615 million leveraged
buyout they then sold some of Dr
Pepper's assets like those bottling
plants to lower that debt and basically
reverse some of those recent changes
that proved to be harmful in a $220
million deal that in 1993 they acquired
A&W bran for $334 million which also
included the brand scor because A&W had
bought them 6 years earlier the non-cola
market was growing faster than the cola
market so it still put them in a very
optimistic place oh my God I'm so
tired oh God there's a hair on my plate
but it's obviously mine so it's
fine when I eat
alone all bets are off I'm chewing with
my mouth open oh no oh my God I keep
dropping my egg on the floor ew I'm
going to eat it anyway though I actually
wait I really shouldn't
actually I really shouldn't there's been
like too many shoes on this floor like
normally I would eat it if I was at my
own house
but
okay
fabulous fabulous dinner alone because
Jared is getting a massage
Jared's getting a massage cool Jared no
one
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cares
see o it's really strong that's very
nice looser I don't know if that's
possibley tighter like a little
tight it's pretty nice I mean I don't it
doesn't look too
tight I think if we can get the boot
right that's
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special I think probably to the floor
right it's cool it's really good
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on today's episode of cooking with
Marty look in the mirror for me
babes
yeah yeah let's go ahead and confirm
that you look
insane this is so good some photos
I was kind of nervous about this makeup
because we went like very pale in the
face normally I like bronze my cheeks up
you know give myself a little life but
we were paying homage to past Vivian
Westwood runways and I was a little
nervous in my stomach I was like this
is this is honestly probably my favorite
look of the whole week so far which is
crazy I did not expect that to come out
of the last three because I loved every
outfit but this feels like a [ย __ย ]
performance I'm going to get a [ย __ย ]
residency in Las Vegas just wearing this
like people pay like 50 people pay like
50 and just come see me on a stage just
like
this it's like every reference that I
love the most is all happening once in
one outfit and I couldn't be more
excited and it's pouring rain out so
ultimately the look will be messed up by
the time we get there so it doesn't
really matter but this look I was like I
don't care about looking pretty like I'm
not trying to find my husband at the
Vivian Westwood show um so like I'm
willing to take a little risk and look
more interesting and intriguing than hot
obviously we're in all the
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woo woo wo W woo
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soup what did you think when the men
started P making weird sounds I thought
it was like stomp you know stomp in New
York
City
oh that's kind of cool that's kind of
the same Vibe honestly exactly
croutons in soup okay it's good the
first five minutes of that weird
performance though I did start to feel
like I was going to have a panic attack
cuz I was
like I don't know it was just so
unsettling that I like couldn't handle
it no they kind of killed it there were
waves of am I going to be okay but then
waves of this is amazing are you going
to finish this no bread butter parmesan
cheese that was from Jared's pasta press
in the bread and the butter lift it up
parmesan crusted bread and butter
want to take a
nap what time is it 3:54 we have 1 hour
that's great I thought you were going to
say 20 minutes or something oh my God I
there you go all of it no way if you
want to go back to your room for an hour
have a nap and come
back do it is that what you want no but
I'm offering it to you I won't have time
to nap cuz I need to like wash this out
of my hair and then I have to it'll take
at least 30 minutes in there because
it's so
thick to take off the most Chic K here
into to see these socks what the hell
are those the shoes I had to wear were
three sizes too big for me and so we
tried to find thick socks and this was
the thickest we could find um okay so I
need to go on my iPhone and then I'm
going to be able to get in the shower oh
my God Jared I also have to poop
actually so it's good that you're
leaving great no but you don't have to
go
now can do it all all over again right
now in 45 minutes I get back into that
chair
oh one wipe one wipe for all of that
she's back you miss
me oh I'm going to fart
now okay my stomach hurts I ate too fast
I was so so hungry my hotel room is dis
that's where my fart was oh my God you
guys excuse me
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oh my God I'm
tired oh I'm so tired
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[Applause]
oh
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oh my
God it's so close you guys one more time
all I did was sleep today and I'm
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still I'm going to the last show and
then I'm going back to Los
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Angeles this belt not GNA happen in the
car unbutton one of them
like two minutes two minutes yeah I'm
like craving La vibes
marijan okay yeah oh are those palm
trees oh I'm going to take a selfie in
front of that you know what I mean like
oh I just love La I can't wait tonight
is all night or night so that I sleep on
the plane so I'm not sleeping tonight
but I did take such a long nap that I'm
feeling like it's going to be possible
and I'm just going to go on my computer
like this and I'm going to edit my M
glare photos like this oh my god I've
been so annoying on
Instagram like just spamming myself oh
here's me again everybody wakes up goes
on Instagram here's me again oops here's
me again here's me again here's me again
oh here's me again wait a minute oh my
God where is she she hasn't posted oh no
here she here She is again I would have
unfollowed me actually no I would have
put on post notifs
should I stop if you
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he
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oh my God this video is going to get so
many views now from an unexpected
audience I'm so smiley right now yay
because we're done like I love fashion
week this is like for me the Olympics
however it's like it's the Olympics
except there's no one to compete against
and also like there's no gold like it's
just yeah but it's my Olympic it's like
so fun I love seeing all the fashion I
love it but then by the end I'm I'm oh
my
God hopped off the plane at
LAX it's full circle oh my God hopped up
the plane at
Milano I'm here in Italy hopped the
plane at CDG um what was that one we
never came up with one from Paris hopped
off the plane in Paris France yeah yeah
I'm dancing with my
friends and then and then it all ends
with hopped off the plan at LAX it's
like this beautiful thing
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