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28 Apr 202417:53

Summary

TLDRThe video script presents a humorous and imaginative twist on the classic video game character, Kirby. The narrative revolves around a challenge version of the game where Kirby's health bar is replaced with an age counter, causing him to age and lose health over time. However, when enemies are in sight, Kirby's health miraculously recovers. The script is interspersed with personal anecdotes, including references to the creator's Dungeons and Dragons character, Melody, and her mother, Cadence. The video takes a meta turn as it weaves in elements from the creator's D&D campaign, adding layers of complexity and humor. The protagonist grapples with the concept of aging, mortality, and the game's mechanics, all while battling enemies and seeking help from Cadence, the fairy. The script is a delightful blend of gaming, storytelling, and personal reflection, offering viewers a unique and entertaining experience.

Takeaways

  • 🕹️ The game concept involves Kirby aging as time passes, with health representing age, causing a unique gameplay challenge.
  • 🔍 When an enemy sees Kirby, he quickly heals, which is an interesting mechanic that affects the game's strategy.
  • 🎂 Kirby's age is highlighted at the beginning with the mention of his birthday, symbolizing the start of his aging process in the game.
  • 🧚‍♀️ A reference to a personal Dungeons & Dragons (DND) character named Melody, a fairy, and her mother Cadence, ties into the game's narrative.
  • 📉 The script humorously describes the effects of aging on Kirby, including physical decrepitude and the fear of turning 30.
  • 🎶 There's a recurring theme of songs about aging and death, adding a darkly comedic element to the gameplay experience.
  • 🍔 The mention of food items like Pepto Bismol and nuggets serves as a metaphor for seeking a quick fix to aging or a temporary reprieve.
  • 🧓 The character 'Grandma' is used as a device for commentary on aging, dementia, and the concept of death.
  • 🔮 The script includes a meta-reference to the creator's DND group, suggesting a prank or inside joke among the players.
  • 🗡️ The use of the 'Morphos Sword' ability is discussed as a potential solution to Kirby's aging problem, but it's not available in the current game state.
  • 🎉 The final battle involves fighting against a character from the creator's DND campaign, adding a personal and complex layer to the game's challenge.

Q & A

  • What is the unique challenge presented in the script involving the character Kirby?

    -The challenge is that Kirby's health bar represents his age, causing his health to drain as he gets older. However, when seen by an enemy, Kirby quickly heals back up.

  • Why does the character Melody from the DND campaign get mentioned in the script?

    -The script humorously ties in elements from the player's DND character named Melody, who is a fairy with a mother named Cadence, into the narrative as a prank.

  • What is the significance of the 'Forgotten Land' in the context of the script?

    -The 'Forgotten Land' is a reference to a level or a dimension in the game where Kirby finds himself. It is also where the character faces the challenge of aging.

  • How does the character's age affect the gameplay in the script?

    -The character's age directly impacts their health, with the health bar draining as the character ages. Enemies can reverse this aging process temporarily by observing Kirby.

  • What is the role of Cadence the fairy in the script?

    -Cadence the fairy is mentioned as someone to seek help from in order to possibly extend Kirby's lifespan, which is a nod to the player's DND character's backstory.

  • What is the significance of the song 'dementi' in the script?

    -The song 'dementi' is a humorous and recurring theme in the script, which seems to comment on the character's deteriorating condition as they age.

  • What is the purpose of the 'maximum tomato' item in the game?

    -The 'maximum tomato' item is used to temporarily extend Kirby's lifespan by providing an additional health bar, acting as an overshield.

  • Why does the character express a desire to keep an enemy captive in their mouth?

    -The character contemplates keeping an enemy captive in their mouth to maintain the healing effect that occurs when an enemy observes Kirby.

  • What is the connection between the script and the player's DND campaign?

    -The script is a prank that incorporates elements from the player's DND campaign, including references to characters like Melody, Cadence, and the main antagonist Kane.

  • How does the prank affect the player's experience of the game?

    -The prank adds an unexpected and personalized twist to the game, making it more challenging and engaging as it combines game mechanics with the player's personal narrative from the DND campaign.

  • What is the final outcome of the challenge for Kirby in the script?

    -The final outcome is that Kirby, after reaching the age of 32, dies, failing the challenge in the 'Forgotten Land'.

Outlines

00:00

😀 Aging Kirby's Challenge

The video script introduces a unique twist to the classic Kirby game, where Kirby's health bar is reinterpreted as a representation of his age. As time passes, Kirby ages and his health depletes, but he can quickly heal when seen by an enemy. The script humorously explores the implications of this aging process, with Kirby seeking help from Cadence the fairy, a character from the player's Dungeons & Dragons game, to extend his lifespan. The narrative is interspersed with the player's realizations about the game mechanics, encounters with various enemies, and a struggle against the passage of time, all while dealing with the bizarre and comical aspects of the challenge.

05:04

🎵 The Song of Aging and Grandma's Wisdom

The second paragraph delves into the player's creative process of composing songs about aging, while also interacting with a Python code named 'Grandma' that can identify objects on the screen. The player humorously tests the AI's ability to recognize various items and concepts, including a misspelling of 'dementia'. The narrative continues with the player's attempts to survive in the game, using the AI's recognition to heal Kirby. The paragraph also includes a conversation about death and comfort in the face of mortality, and the player's strategy to defeat a boss in the game using the 'Morphos sword', which is a recurring theme in the video script.

10:04

🕹️ The Prank and the Dungeons & Dragons Connection

The third paragraph reveals the video script to be part of an elaborate prank, with references to the player's Dungeons & Dragons campaign and characters. The player discusses the surprise and confusion of encountering elements from their personal gaming experiences within the video game challenge. The narrative unfolds with the player's attempts to defeat enemies and bosses, including a great purple worm and a character named Kane, while also speculating about the intentions and identity of 'S dark magic', the creator of the challenge. The player's journey is marked by a mix of in-game strategies, personal anecdotes, and a sense of camaraderie with their fellow Dungeons & Dragons players.

15:04

🎲 The Final Battle and the End of Kirby's Adventure

The final paragraph brings the video script to a close with the player's character, Melody, facing off against their own Dungeons & Dragons character in the game. The player describes the character's traits and the campaign's lore, adding depth to the in-game battle. The narrative is filled with the player's strategic use of abilities, health items, and a determination to win. The video concludes with the player's character reaching an old age of 32 and the humorous aftermath of failing the challenge, leaving the audience with a sense of closure and a final song that encapsulates the theme of aging.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Kirby

Kirby is a fictional character and the protagonist of the video. He is a pink, round creature known for his ability to inhale enemies and copy their abilities. In the video, Kirby's health bar is humorously said to represent his age, which is a twist on the traditional gameplay mechanic where health bars indicate vitality.

💡Health Bar

A health bar is a visual indicator in video games that represents a character's remaining health. In the context of the video, it is creatively reimagined to symbolize Kirby's age, with the bar depleting as Kirby 'ages'.

💡Aging

Aging is the natural process of growing older. In the video, it is used metaphorically for Kirby's health bar depletion and is a central theme, with Kirby 'aging' rapidly and needing to find ways to 'extend his lifespan'.

💡Enemy Line of Sight

This refers to when an enemy character in a video game can see the player. In the video, it is a gameplay mechanic where Kirby heals when seen by an enemy, which contrasts with the aging process when out of sight.

💡Cadence the Fairy

Cadence is mentioned as a character who can help Kirby. Interestingly, Cadence is also the name of the mother of the player's DND character, Melody, which adds a personal touch to the video's narrative.

💡Dungeons and Dragons (DND)

Dungeons and Dragons is a tabletop role-playing game that involves storytelling and character development. In the video, references to DND are used as part of the prank, connecting the video game scenario with the player's personal gaming experiences.

💡Mortality

Mortality refers to the state of being subject to death. The video uses Kirby's aging as a playful way to explore the concept of mortality, with Kirby facing his own 'death' as he reaches older 'ages'.

💡Prank

A prank is a playful act intended to cause someone to believe something false or to make someone do something foolish. The video is structured as a prank on the player, with the challenge version of the game and its mechanics being the setup.

💡Great Worm

The Great Worm is a creature from the DND universe and is used in the video as part of the ongoing prank, referencing the player's DND campaign and adding a layer of personalization to the video's theme.

💡Melody

Melody is the player's DND character, a fairy named in the video. The character is referenced multiple times, showing how the video's narrative intertwines with the player's personal gaming experiences.

💡Grandma

Grandma refers to an image detection system or 'Grandma' that the player interacts with in the video. It is used as a humorous device to further the narrative and provide commentary on the events unfolding in the game.

Highlights

The concept of Kirby's health bar representing age and slowly draining over time is introduced.

Kirby's health unexpectedly heals when seen by an enemy, adding a twist to the aging mechanic.

The realization that the challenge was a prank by a friend, showcasing the element of surprise.

Kirby's character is humorously personified with aging-related commentary.

The discovery of 'aging pills' as a mechanic to halt the aging process.

The incorporation of a personal Dungeons and Dragons (DND) character named Melody into the narrative.

The surprising connection between the game's narrative and the player's actual DND character's mother, Cadence.

The introduction of a unique mechanic where enemies observing Kirby reverses his aging.

The use of humor to address the topic of aging and mortality within the game.

The player's strategy to manage Kirby's health by seeking enemy attention to heal.

The creative use of in-game items like Pepto Bismol and food to satirically represent health restoration.

The involvement of a 'Grandma' character who provides commentary and assistance.

The use of a 'Grandma' image detection system to add a layer of interactivity.

The player's interaction with the 'Grandma' system, which humorously misunderstands certain concepts.

The player's struggle with the game's challenge while dealing with the aging mechanic and boss fights.

The player's creative approach to battle, using the character Melody's unique abilities and personality.

The climactic battle against a personal DND character, adding a meta层面 (meta aspect) to the gameplay.

The player's humorous acceptance of defeat at the end of the gameplay session.

Transcripts

00:00

the idea is simple I was recently sent a

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challenge version of Kirby I was told

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Kirby's health bar represents his age

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starting now Kirby will slowly get older

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causing his health to drain Over time

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however if Kirby is seen by an enemy

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he'll quickly heal back up now I meant

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it when I said it this idea did seem

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simple however unknown to me this is

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actually made by a friend of mine to

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prank me and it completely worked here

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we can see Kirby spry in the peak of

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their youth 27 they have no idea what's

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about to befall them here it comes on

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the horizon their birthday

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28 you're going to become old and

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decrepit plot summary oh go oh no K is

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in trouble it has begun to age at an

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alarming rate K I feel like they would

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say Kirby I feel it's weird that they

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just have K faced with his own mortality

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K must quickly find a way to extend his

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lifespan Kirby's going to die Kirby is

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slowly AR K is slowly dying slowly help

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me please seek the help of cadence the f

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fairy okay so this is weird this has

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nothing to do with anything you guys

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know about but I I play a DND D

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character named Melody who is a fairy

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their mother is named Cadence I don't

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know how they hit the nail on the head

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there but like shockingly my DND D

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character is is tied in with this

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clearly that's what they are intended to

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the entire time oh sure enough kby is

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getting slowly weaker and more decrepit

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cuz when an enemy sees me I start to

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heal oh that's an interesting mechanic

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but the second I get away from their

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line of sight I start taking damage

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Kirby and the forgotten to aging pills

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Why did no one tell me earlier that

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there's a way to just stop myself from

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aging wait can the caboo see me hey hey

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look at me look at me why are they not

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looking at me hey I'm just slowly dying

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there are no enemies for a while and I'm

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not going to lie I kind of shot myself

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in the foot biting for their attention

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you die fast dude I'm already like 29 my

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friends are starting to buy me the

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presents they're like hey failable what

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are you going to do for the big 30

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ah wait wait hold on can the mushrooms

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see me I know they're depressed sad and

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about to

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die ah they can I can feel my joints Rec

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correcting themselves my arthritis is

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cured my hips are restored I can walk if

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you were a loved one or turning 30 years

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old be sure to buy them a wheelchair

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they might need it the age really kind

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of hits

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hard song just starts playing you are

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old you are so old you are old and you

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are ever closer to

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[Music]

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death every New Horizon is another

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opportunity to take your last breath you

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see those Ducks they're going to die

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soon that fox over there will never see

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their

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mom

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dementia you'll suffer your memory loss

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as you're getting older dementi

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you'll suffer short memory loss as

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you're getting older

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demen you'll suffer old memory loss as

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you're getting older the

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men dear God please stop singing I

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haven't sung anything yet by the way I

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just thought of a new song

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dementi Oh little little buddies you

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want to look at me for a little bit

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thank you this I will this is a really

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cool ging wait are they observing me

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while I'm in while they're in my mouth

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I'm still healing is it cuz I'm like in

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like a boss situation I want to grab one

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of them and figure out if I can like

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keep them captive in my

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tongue D I just say that whack ass

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sentence and this music just starts

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banging you you saved me thank you oh

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you're Cadence the fairy wait okay okay

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okay the change description say Seek the

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help of cadence the fairy it's going to

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be like this wonderful like joyous

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creature oh no it's just Alin oh a

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portal to a new dimension oh my God what

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the is this going to be oh it's

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forgotten land it's the pitch of

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Forgotten land what do you think would

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be a good level to do with this change

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to the game CH you do need to pick a

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level quickly hold on I'm going to take

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this Pepto Bismol take it now take it

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now eat it now stop idling with the

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Pepto Bismol drink it this Pepto bisbal

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is going to buy me another 5 years on my

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life Wow hungry again are you hamburger

04:21

that burger did nothing for me give me

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more nuggets or fries let me go see in

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the back if we have any nuggets Kirby's

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on the counter just like no hurry up

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here you go

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sir oh my God all right first things

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first pop the Tomato instantly now

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realizing I did not need to do that cuz

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I forgot this guy can just look at me I

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think this won't be that bad I see

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enemies quite frequently so I feel like

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I should be able to just team myself at

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full health by constantly walking hey

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you're guarding the bananas too bad your

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sight line does as much for me as the

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bananas do I'm rapidly aging I need

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someone to guide me in these hard times

05:00

of my life is is it working grandma is

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ready yeah this is my bad image

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detection python code also known as

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grandma grandma by the way have you

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heard this song I just came up with it

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dementi I think this is a circus okay

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all right well she's not wrong hey

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Grandma you see how I'm cry's constantly

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dying what do you think about that huh I

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think this is a yellow creature um like

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like their skin is like corroding as

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they slowly succumb to the the lapses of

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time yeah I guess I see what you mean

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grandma what is this spigot of some

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variety sorry I have dementia I can't

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really remember these things I think

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this is a green hose green hose yeah

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that's about right I mean it's a pipe

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what is a pipe but a hard hose but I

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feel like we're du for like some Grandma

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conversational stuff wait hold on I'm a

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little curious about something all in a

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little bit of behind the scenes so right

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now the way Grandma works is she looks

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at a region of my screen and then tries

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to identify it what if the region of my

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screen was a question who is your

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favorite Mario or Kirby I think this is

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I'm sorry I can't provide that

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information she doesn't want to tell us

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that dog but I think she recognized it

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as a sentence hold on hold on hold on

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hold on hold what is your favorite

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breakfast I think this is a dinner query

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a dinner query damn it she's wrong just

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in every way respond to

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this I'm sorry I can't provide that

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information damn it grandma in your

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secrets why is it always like this with

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her every time I talk with her she's

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like oh I don't want to tell you this

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piece of information about me grandma

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all I'm doing is asking for your social

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security number don't you love your

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grandson tell me your credit card number

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I'm sorry Grandma that that was a little

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rude of me do you forgive me I think

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this is a I'm sorry I can't assist with

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that request damn it Grandma I know it

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she hates me there we go let me ask you

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at least ask her something pretty

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straightforward grandma have you heard

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of dementia I got to keep it within her

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wheelhouse you know what I mean oh dear

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it seems someone is playing a little

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joke with that misspelling the word

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looks like was supposed to be dementia

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but it's written as dementia and is that

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a digital notepad how do you spell

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dementia okay Google how do you spell

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dementia my God it has a with a t

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I I think the joke is just

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done I misspelled dementia Grandma how

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how this I think this is salty cracker a

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salty cracker now she's insulting me oh

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yeah I'm slowly dying this level has a

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bunch of enemies I would like to see

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them before I die on this elevator what

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if I died before touching down hey look

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at me look at me please someone look at

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me oh thank God look at me for a second

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can you run at me but in a way that

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doesn't kill me or you okay you look at

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me awesome that's enough looking look at

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me look at me there we go grandma what

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is this funny little rabbit I think this

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is a squirrel

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toy sh I mean no I'll give you a lot

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Grandma I'm not sure if I can call that

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a squirrel these things are so gross

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grandma what is that thing I think this

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is a paperclip desk paperclip

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desk I'm not going to lie I actually

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kind of see it this is the most

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astounding connection I've ever seen her

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make I'm not going to lie old age maybe

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there's some good things about it that

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said don't want to die don't want to die

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I got to alter the code to make it so I

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can ask Grandma questions I'd love to

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just straight up ask her you know do you

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want to die wait do you want to die wait

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let's do something more like are you

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comfortable with death Phil asking do

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you want to die is maybe

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too

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threatening

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Grandma app she's she's very comfortable

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oh I believe it's meant to ask about

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one's comfort with the concept of death

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which is quite a profound and personal

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subject isn't it always important to

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have with L ones and in a respectful a

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respectful what it's meant to ask about

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comfort with concept of death which is

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quite a profound and personal subject

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grandma what is that thing I think this

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is a blue Hedgehog before she called me

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a salty cracker now she called me Sonic

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the Hedgehog I'm going to end my life

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yeah in the presence of the king so I've

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been told to use the morphos sword

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because that lets me heal but

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unfortunately I have the inferior

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unevolved version on this file oh so

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apparently bosses do not heal me when

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they look at me so I I don't think this

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is going to be a winnable fight unless

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I'm cracked wa I'm actually doing like a

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lot of damage to him hey what if you

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died before

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okay no the AG meter ran out I've become

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his old as one can be I'm becoming 30 no

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worse

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31 I'm going to try and kill him before

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I die of old

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[Music]

10:15

age oh my God we actually may get there

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just under halfway at 30 years old we

10:19

can do this stop running I'm so close to

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death we might get there come on before

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I die no we can kill him we can kill him

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before him in the grave we can

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absolutely get him I do not need the mor

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sword Dodge I'm bad I'm bad I'm bad I'm

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bad I just took additional damage I

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think I died to this graa do you think I

10:34

have a chance of winning this I think

10:35

this is a wooden doll uh nope what

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unless

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wait no I thought that was him dying God

10:43

damn it dude so close grandma what is DD

10:46

to me prey to you a wooden crate a

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wooden crate easily breakable I think

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this is a pumpkin oh we get this we get

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there we get there yeah get out of here

10:55

pumpkin gourd oh he has gordos I guess

10:57

that does make sense in some way

11:02

what is the lore why is oh hi there long

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elevator yeah I know right you ever uh

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realize every second every second that

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you're doing nothing is another second

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that you'll never get back in your life

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you should be taking every opportunity

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to make the most

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of what you

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do do not skip okay I understood are

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they all powering one giant clock that's

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controlling Kirby this footage is

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irrelevant by the okay never

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mind ah Maxim tomato please hey cool

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we're safe now and here we that was

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different that's not the normal voice of

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that long time no see

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K hold on hold on this is so specific

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someone's having a laugh here but is

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this s dark I don't know who Kane is

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what is going on okay remember at the

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beginning shockingly my D and D

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character is is tied in with this

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clearly that's what they are intended to

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the entire time so D and D is a tabletop

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role playing oh my God this is going to

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be so hard to explain K Kane rather is

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the main antagonist of our Dungeons and

12:14

Dragons campaign there is a a curvy

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change maker that is in this server

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named s dark magic that I also play DND

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D with they didn't make this though this

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was made by someone else s dark magic

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made this and wanted to submit it using

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their alt so you didn't suspect anything

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I can't believe it I am currently in the

12:34

middle of the weirdest prank I've seen

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this entire time it just been making

12:39

references to my D and D campaign what

12:42

no one's going to know what's going on

12:43

except for the five people I play with I

12:45

knew there are too many coincidences I

12:48

still got to beat the stupid challenge

12:49

Grandma you provide the context to this

12:52

please what the hell is a great purple

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worm oh I can't quite make out the image

12:56

there sweetie but based on the words

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you've highlighted great purple worm

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I'll say metal

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spoon metal spoon not even she knows

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this is the DND group I'm in earlier

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today I said all right The Jig Is up I'm

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like who here is this person dude I

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swear to God I know no one in here is

13:15

this person but it made me do a triple

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take when reading the description I

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thought this was estar who made this and

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then they all laugh I I this is like the

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like the wildest rug pole I've ever seen

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seen in my life did everyone in the DND

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group know look at these Liars get out

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of here this DND group of mine the time

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has finally come we can help the great

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worm reach its complete form if you guys

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aren't following along just remember

13:42

great worm bad if you dare to stand in

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our way and steal this power for

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yourself we'll Feast on your hide have

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to kill him before I die of old age

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excuse me ow no no no no no that's not

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good I do not think I get there okay I

13:55

might need to get the sword ability

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sorry if I like die yeah I know okay

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anyway let me switch to the the sword

14:02

his name is what Reinhardt check the

14:04

health bar don't don't worry about

14:06

Reinhardt Reinhardt bad simple terms

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Reinhard bad does not seem like I'm

14:10

healing a super lot how do I heal with

14:12

this ability again at a long time I like

14:15

to heal I why I I tried to use the max

14:17

of tomato let me get a second health bar

14:19

thing and here we are yeah I I knew in

14:22

here we are was different this is this

14:24

is this is so this is so odd Grandma

14:28

were you in on this too I think this is

14:31

the digital tablet a digital tablet she

14:33

was in on it the whole time I knew it

14:35

okay how does this extra Health item

14:36

work oh it's just going to for my main

14:38

life bar gotcha so I guess that acts as

14:40

like an overshield if necessary we get

14:42

the beam attack now because we have the

14:43

the extra health bar now that's going to

14:45

be like very useful I don't know what

14:46

chel bar goes away first try you pop

14:47

that maximum tomato fast don't really

14:50

know don't really need to know got him

14:52

baby everything shall be consumed for

14:55

the great eye once again uh for people

14:58

who don't understand the D andd context

14:59

the great eye bad worm bad Reinhardt bad

15:02

Kan bad the great eye bad Kaden's good

15:04

great eye bad great eye bad we all know

15:05

this we all know this great eye

15:07

bad I knew it I knew this thing would be

15:11

green I mentioned a lot of characters so

15:13

far Cadence the great Worm but I have

15:15

yet to mention my character the name of

15:18

my

15:19

character Melody the green flame F KN

15:23

night I have to fight my own DND D

15:25

character this is awesome oh I'm going

15:27

to die ow

15:29

Dodge okay I hate this dude so for

15:31

reference this is what he looks like

15:33

this is sketchy skills who drew this a

15:35

1ot tall fairy with a terrible New York

15:39

accent he just curses a bunch we've been

15:41

playing for like a full year now here is

15:43

the full campaign this is the main bad

15:46

guy we don't like him and this is this

15:47

is my my my freaky little dude in the

15:49

middle all right now let's kill him

15:51

let's do it do the voice Melody's voice

15:54

wait do I still have the filter for him

15:55

hey [ __ ] you you're ugly you're dumb go

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against me I'm going to fly in your

16:00

[ __ ] nose and rip out your nose hairs

16:01

you're going to be screaming like a baby

16:03

no no no no no I didn't curse chat

16:05

Melody curse that was Melody right there

16:07

right keep forgetting I'm agent I'm 31

16:09

years old or something sorry a lot of my

16:10

original jokes have sort of gone out the

16:12

window now that there's like insane

16:14

references going on to some like a

16:15

personal part of my life please we're so

16:18

close we get there no no you're one hit

16:22

away father Melody just keeps rolling n

16:25

20s damn you melody I mean me meel

16:28

Melody good Melody meel good Melody win

16:29

Melody good I guess to be fair Kane is

16:31

bad and I am playing as Kane so and

16:34

Melody is good which we know so if

16:35

Melody wins this is good uh in case you

16:38

guys were a little confused on the lore

16:40

of the campaign dark the maker of this

16:43

has posted a helpful reference hopefully

16:46

this makes sense of a lot of the

16:49

references you've been seeing being

16:51

tossed around bro what does any of this

16:53

mean now now you guys are about caught

16:54

up no this made things 10 times worse

16:57

okay I'm glad you guys are up on it

16:59

Grandma I know you you've really been a

17:01

little bit sidelined here by the sudden

17:03

change of pace can you tell me what's

17:04

going on here I think this is a simple

17:06

potato it's just a simple potato chat

17:08

and you know what potatoes have eyes IE

17:11

bad we know this we know this okay okay

17:13

so Dodge this attack oh nice dude nice

17:17

Dodge where where I hate you nope get

17:20

out of here no the second die oh big hit

17:24

we're so close to death come on come on

17:26

I don't want to do all that again come

17:27

on yes let's go I've killed myself

17:32

woo and thus failboat after finally

17:36

reaching the rip old age of

17:39

32

17:41

dies and there it is the end of Kirby in

17:45

the Forgotten land I thought of a new

17:47

song recently I wanted you to hear it

17:50

demen

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