Darts Ultimate Showdown
Summary
TLDRThe video script presents a humorous and chaotic championship of darts, hosted by The Chosen, featuring a cast of eccentric characters. Gerald Cakes, a man of few words, shares his unfortunate parking lot incident. Daniel Terry, a dove-releasing small business owner, advertises his services and talks about living on a farm with his girlfriend. Fred Darts, a lifelong darts player, engages in playful banter with the other contestants. The game of 301 unfolds with unexpected turns, including a dead dove, trick shots, and discussions about releasing doves and pigeons at events. Amidst the friendly rivalry and laughter, Daniel Terry emerges victorious, seeking a new assistant and inviting everyone for meatloaf at his mom's place. The video ends with a call for audience suggestions for future competitions and participants.
Takeaways
- π Daniel Terry emerges as the champion of darts in a humorous and competitive setting.
- π― The game of darts in the script is played in a light-hearted and entertaining manner, with a focus on camaraderie rather than just winning.
- πΈ Daniel Terry mentions his small business of releasing doves at weddings and hints at a potential assistant position, offering a day rate of $250.
- π€£ The script is filled with humorous interactions and one-liners, showcasing the personalities of the characters involved.
- π¦ιΈ½εοΌdovesοΌ play a recurring theme in the script, with Daniel Terry often referring to them and even using them as a form of currency or reward.
- π The prospect of a meatloaf dinner serves as a motivating prize for the darts competition.
- π Gerald Cakes is portrayed as a mysterious and somewhat enigmatic character, with a focus on his physical stature and his quiet demeanor.
- π° The script includes various cultural references and jokes, such as mentions of Limp Bizkit, Ethan Hunt, and WWE, adding to the playful atmosphere.
- π The character Fred Darts (a play on the name of the musician Fred Durst) is depicted as having poor performance in the game, often scoring zero points.
- π€¦ββοΈ The Chosen, despite his nickname, seems to struggle throughout the game, experiencing several humorous failures and frustrations.
- π The script hints at a potential rivalry or tension between Daniel Terry and The Chosen, with The Chosen being chosen as Daniel's assistant despite the competitive nature of their relationship.
Q & A
Who is the host of the darts championship?
-The host of the darts championship is The Chosen.
What is Gerald Cakes' profession?
-Gerald Cakes is a man of few words and does not explicitly state his profession in the script.
What does Daniel Terry do for a living?
-Daniel Terry is a small business owner who releases doves at weddings.
What game are they playing in the championship?
-They are playing 301 in the darts championship.
What does Fred Darts claim to have been doing since he was a kid?
-Fred Darts claims to have been playing darts since he was a kid.
Why does Daniel Terry want to find an assistant?
-Daniel Terry wants to find an assistant to help with handling and transporting the birds for his dove-releasing business.
What does Daniel Terry offer to do for people who contact him via Venmo?
-Daniel Terry offers to release doves at events, specifically weddings, for people who contact him via Venmo.
What is the prize for winning the darts game?
-The prize for winning the darts game is dinner, specifically meatloaf.
Why does Gerald Cakes keep mentioning his brother?
-Gerald Cakes mentions his brother as a way to psych himself up and improve his focus during the game.
What is the significance of the doves in the script?
-The doves are used as a humorous element and are part of Daniel Terry's business. They are also symbolically released at the end to celebrate the winner.
Why does The Chosen keep getting zero points?
-The Chosen keeps getting zero points due to a combination of bad luck, lack of skill, and the competitive nature of the game.
Outlines
π― Darts Championship Introduction
The script opens with an introduction to a darts championship, where The Chosen welcomes the audience and introduces the players. Gerald Cakes, a man of few words, shares an awkward story about car accidents. Daniel Terry, a small business owner who releases doves at weddings, talks about his life on the farm with his girlfriend. Fred Darts, an experienced darts player since childhood, is also introduced. The participants discuss the game rules, and a ceremonial dove release is suggested before the game begins, though there's a concern about the dove's health.
π Competitive Darts and Personal Anecdotes
The darts game intensifies with players sharing their strategies and personal stories. Daniel talks about his business, while Fred discusses his long-term experience with darts. There's a mix of humor, friendly banter, and some tension as the game progresses. The players also discuss the mysterious invitation to the darts game, and there's a running joke about a dead bird. The competition continues with various scores and comments, revealing the characters' dynamics and competitive nature.
π° Gerald Cakes' Strategy and Humor
Gerald Cakes emerges as a potentially formidable player, despite some humorous banter about his size and the mysterious 'cakes of wrath.' The participants continue to play darts, with a focus on Gerald's strategy and the ongoing jokes about the doves. There's a sense of camaraderie and rivalry as they discuss their personal lives, their views on competition, and their hopes for the game's outcome.
π¦ The Doves' Role in the Game
The script highlights the role of doves in the game, with Daniel Terry's business being a central theme. There's a discussion about returning the doves to the farm after events, and a humorous moment where a player is dared to attempt a trick shot. The competitive spirit remains, with players encouraging each other and discussing their scores. The dialogue is interspersed with jokes, comments on the game's physics, and more references to the doves.
π The Darts Championship Climax
As the game reaches its climax, the players discuss their strategies and hopes for victory. There's a focus on the prize of having dinner, specifically meatloaf, which Fred is particularly excited about. The competition heats up, with players landing various scores and engaging in more banter. The script ends with a sense of anticipation for the final results and a continuation of the humorous tone throughout.
π Daniel Terry's Victory and Assistant Search
Daniel Terry is announced as the winner of the darts championship and humorously looks for a new assistant, seemingly considering The Chosen for the role. The closing segment includes a discussion about the game, the players' experiences, and an invitation for the audience to suggest future competitors or games. The script concludes on a light-hearted note with a call for Venmo payment for Daniel's services, maintaining the humorous and competitive atmosphere established throughout the video.
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘Darts
π‘Championship
π‘Small Business Owner
π‘Venmo
π‘Peace Doves
π‘Dartboard
π‘Trick Shots
π‘Meatloaf
π‘Bust
π‘Taxidermy
π‘Comment Section
Highlights
The Chosen introduces the championship of darts, an ancient game of precision and honor.
Gerald Cakes, a man of few words, humorously recounts his unfortunate parking lot incident.
Daniel Terry, a small business owner specializing in dove releases at weddings, introduces himself and his peaceful lifestyle.
A dramatic moment unfolds when a dove's status is questioned, leading to a discussion on peace and the game's commencement.
Fred Darts, a lifelong darts player, showcases his skills and provides a commentary on the game's strategy.
The Chosen's attempt at a trick shot with a dart ends in a surprising and humorous outcome.
Daniel Terry's business of releasing doves is discussed, including the logistics and the income it generates.
A bizarre exchange occurs about hawks and personal safety in the context of the darts game.
Gerald Cakes is suspected of being a robot due to his mysterious nature and performance in the game.
The Chosen and Gerald Cakes engage in a heated rivalry, with The Chosen taunting Gerald with psychological tactics.
Daniel Terry expresses his desire for a large family, specifically wanting at least six children.
A dramatic turn takes place when a player appears to have won, only to find out they've 'busted' and lost points.
The Chosen's high-energy character is highlighted, contrasting with the more subdued gameplay of others.
Daniel Terry's victory in the darts championship leads to a humorous job offer for The Chosen as his assistant.
The closing segment invites audience suggestions for future competitors and games, encouraging interaction and engagement.
Transcripts
- The ancient game of darts.
A game of precision and honor.
I am The Chosen and welcome
to today's championship of darts.
Let us meet our other warriors.
- I'm Gerald Cakes.
Do not get confused.
I am a man of few words.
I rear-ended someone in the parking lot,
and then I got into my car and crashed into someone.
(light music)
And now, where do I go?
- Hey, guys.
Woo! That was a close one.
She almost got away.
And I just spit.
Hey, guys, I'm Daniel Terry, small business owner.
I release doves at weddings.
My mom owns a beautiful farm,
and me and my girlfriend currently live there.
And we are very happy.
And if you want me, you can Venmo me
and I release the doves
and they're always on time and always ready to go.
Okay, so find me. Daniel.
(beep)
(beep)
- Was that Ace Ventura or what?
(Shayne laughing)
- [Courtney] I'm sorry.
- Fred Darts here.
You know, I've been playing darts since I was a kid.
- Jesus Christ.
- If you have any questions,
put them in the comments below.
Let's go. Let's do this.
We're playing 301.
- No way. No way.
- That's, yeah, okay.
- Yeah, whatever.
- Who wishes to begin? - Wait.
Before we begin, release the dove.
- Yo, I think it's dead.
- Don't say that, man.
It's not. She's good. She's solid.
All right. - You put a dead bird
back in your pocket.
- Hey, she's not dead, man.
- Yo, that's neither here nor there.
- Listen, (beep)
a wing from a dove is peace.
Let's start this game in peace.
Here we go.
- Do you wish me to begin, or do you wish to begin?
- Yeah, let's see what you got, little man.
- Little. Okay, fine.
- Whoa.
- [Amanda] Wow.
- You're a troublesome lad.
- I didn't know this was gonna be a dangerous game.
- This is how darts goes.
All right, I will begin.
- [Amanda] All right. - Show you how it's done.
- Yeah.
- Band of fools.
Watch this.
Stop touching my sword.
That's my sacred weapon.
Okay, check this out.
- Has anyone ever touched your sword before?
- No.
- Okay, I see.
- Unlike Fred Darts here,
I refuse the nookie.
- [Amanda] Oh.
- Shit. Okay. - Well, that's what happens.
- Just warming up. Relax.
- It's just one of those days.
- Okay. All right, it's still warming up.
Here we go.
All right. - Oh!
- Wormed its way down there.
17.
Not so good, but
just you watch, I'll catch up.
- I'm on my way.
(Spencer laughing)
- I'm feeling a lot better now.
- I'm on my way.
(rock music)
- Oh, nice.
Two points.
(Shayne laughing)
- I'm on my way.
- Nice. - Nice. Well done.
- With magnets, the key is to arc it.
- I'm looking for an assistant.
All right. - Well, good luck
on your search. - Thanks.
I'll Facebook Market that place.
- That's not, what?
- Fred, can you hold my bird?
- Yeah, I don't really do that.
- Just be careful. - I got her.
- All right. - I have her.
- Thanks, man.
Seriously, position is open.
250 for 12 hours.
It's pretty excellent.
$250. That's to be clear.
- Where are you getting that kind of money?
- [Spencer] $3 bill. - I release doves at weddings.
- How much did you get paid for that?
- $250 for 12 hours.
You have to be there the whole day and the night before.
All right, here we go.
Let's start this up.
Bitch. - [Chosen] Okay.
- So that's 20.
- Oh wow. - Zero.
- [Chosen] Well, a little too much power there.
- No worries. Yeah, it's a lot of power.
- Enough power to kill a bird in your hand.
- The bird is fine.
Everything's fine, man.
Okay, I have to return it to my mom's farm, so stop.
20.
- He forgot about me.
- You haven't gone yet? - No.
- All right, go.
(dramatic music)
- [Amanda] Let's see behind those blue eyes, man.
(dramatic music)
- Well, he's not a force user.
- Woo! Yeah. All right.
- Suddenly, I forgot all Limp Bizkit song names.
(everyone laughing)
(rock music)
(Fred groaning)
- Oh.
Oh my God.
He's a groaner.
- Uh. - Well, he's not
(Amanda laughing)
He's absolutely not chosen, that's for sure.
- Why would I wanna be like you, little man?
No bitches.
(rock music)
(groans) Man.
It's just one of those days.
(people offscreen laughing)
- Go collect your darts, dumbass.
- Go collect your bullshit.
- Zero.
- That sucks.
- No one knows what it's like.
- This is gonna take forever unless I solve it.
So here we go.
(light music)
- Excellent.
- [Chosen] Damn it. - He's been practicing
semen retention. - Even that is too far.
Let's see. Nine.
And that's a 36.
- I can't look away. - Or no, wait, 24. 33.
- You guys should have a cake off.
- The age I will become a man.
- I bet I could bounce a door off that thing.
- What?
Jesus Christ, man.
- Don't you know I pack a chainsaw?
- Who was the person that sent the anonymous letter
to tell us to play darts?
Was that you or?
- Nobody knows.
- I think his name was Mr. Body.
- Actually, it was a Partiful invite,
so I'm not really sure who sent it out.
- Oh, I don't have a phone. I just have a big computer.
Oh, sorry, sir. - Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, Jesus Christ. - [Amanda] Oof.
- I feel confronted by it.
- I'm on my way.
- [Chosen] That's what caused the eclipse.
- Yo, we should give him something for that.
- I'm on my way.
- [Chosen] Give him something for that?
- Oh. - Oh.
- So when you swing it up, it kinda will swing down usually.
- Yes, that is how physics works.
- I'm a small business owner,
so I really had to work these kinks out, you know?
- From throwing all those dead birds in the air.
- [Daniel] They're alive, man.
- Oh.
- [Daniel] 15.
Wow.
- That's, that's, yep.
- Here you go. Here you go. Here you go.
Can you hang onto that for me?
Okay.
My mom said that she'd cooked dinner for us all after this.
- Sick.
I hope she's got worms.
(people offscreen laughing)
To eat.
It's a reference.
- Oh. - God.
- Well, she doesn't have worms,
but our dog, Teddy, had worms and that was tragic.
All right, here we go. - It's just one
of those days.
- Here we go.
- All right, pretty good.
Oh, Jesus. Lot of power.
Okay.
Not so bad, Daniel. - 46.
- Feel like a freight train.
(Shayne laughing)
First one to complain.
- You're getting further away.
- [Daniel] You're actually not doing well. Just heads up.
- Oh, that is, you're at zero still.
- It's just one of those days.
- [Chosen] Should've never taken the wheels
out of your Heelys.
- Yeah, what kind of shoes are those?
- I got them at PacSun.
Nice. - You're over the line.
- [Fred] Get his ass.
(dramatic music)
- Oh, come on.
If this was a real dartboard, I would've won by now.
I think that's 13 plus 17.
30.
- Well done. Release the doves.
- Jesus. We're all gonna catch bird flu.
- Why do you guys keep saying stuff like that?
These are my mom's precious birds. Everything's fine.
All right, go get them.
- [Chosen] You've got this, Mr. Cakes.
The cakes of wrath.
(dramatic music)
- Nice. - Oh.
- I'm on my way.
- Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
- [Chosen] Welp.
- I think we've all been there.
- Woo!
So you know, I also attend funerals
and I release pigeons. (Gerald crying)
Hold my bird.
Peace.
(beep)
(beep) - [Chosen] Throw with a
certain amount of rage.
(beep)
- [Gerald] It's deep within. - The peace feathers just,
they really messed me up, man.
It's pretty crazy.
- The what? - The feathers of peace.
- [Fred] Oh.
- Oh, that's Sandy.
- The feathers fell out onto the ground.
- Well, I guess I'll pass them on to you guys.
Come on, Sandy, let's go.
- Here you go.
(rock music)
- [Daniel] All right.
- [Chosen] Look. - [Daniel] Get them, Fred.
- We rented out this American Legion
for the next couple hours, okay?
So just really- - That was crazy.
- [Chosen] Make use of it.
- Still gotta figure out who sent us that letter
to tell us to play darts all together.
(rock music)
- [Chosen] The Illuminati.
Okay. Oh. - That was pathetic.
- So Fred, have you gotten zero points so far?
- It would appear so. - Bummer.
- That's really, really rough, man.
- Because the winner gets to go have dinner.
Meatloaf.
(Fred gasping)
(people offscreen laughing)
- Did somebody say meatloaf?
(rock music)
- It's too bad that doesn't count.
You straight up just actually threw a bullseye.
- It's just one of those days.
- You are totally gonna get meatloaf if you win.
- It's pretty crazy that Spencer
is the high energy character of this video.
- Easy.
Shit.
That one's gonna fall over now.
- That's a 16.
- Okay. - Oh.
- Whatever.
I'll take it. 45 points.
- How about less than that?
- How did you get zero and then they got a bullseye.
- How about?
- Meatloaf. - Put your hand out.
- No.
- It's a bit straighter.
Whoa!
- I'm on my way. - [Chosen] Pretty good.
(dramatic music)
- Wow. - [Chosen] Nice.
- [Daniel] That was excellent. - [Chosen] Okay.
- Whoa. - Jesus Christ.
- Every time I see that butt,
something inside of me says, "I gotta sit down."
You know what I'm saying?
- 20.
- Can you hold?
- What is this? - [Daniel] Be proud.
(people offscreen laughing)
- I don't know.
- It's a massive dove from Australia.
It's protected.
- Just play into his fantasies.
- It's protected. They're not fantasies, man.
I have a job to do.
- 'Cause you gotta have faith.
- Every darts competition
has to have one "Caddy Shack" cosplayer.
Daniel Terry is ours.
- 48. - Christ.
It's a lot of power.
Impressive, Daniel Terry.
You seem to be taking flight.
- Ah, I see what you did there. And I liked it.
We're all getting Venmo-ed for this, right?
- What? We play for honor, not for money.
- Oh. - I'm broke.
- Yeah, I could've guessed.
- No. - Oh, I'm on the board.
- [Chosen] He's gaining power.
(dramatic music)
- Think of the nookie.
(dramatic music)
- Oh, the nookie did not serve you well.
- Okay.
(dramatic music)
- There you go. - [Fred] Five.
19. 24 points.
- All right, it's time to put this to bed.
- [Fred] Toga.
- Shit. Too much power.
- Daniel Terry.
(Spencer and Amanda gasping) - Damn it.
(everyone gasping)
- [Offscreen] Whoa.
- There it is. - I just got chills.
- [Fred] All right. - They're multiplying.
- [Chosen] Well, that's-
- Wait a second. That doesn't feel right.
- 75 points.
- Wow, I feel like I'm on an adventure. A journey.
So my girlfriend and I are going on two years.
- You have a girlfriend? - [Chosen] Nice.
- I do have a girlfriend.
We live on my mom's property in a one bedroom.
It's pretty epic.
- I'm on my way.
- [Daniel] All right.
- Would y'all ever think about having kids?
- Oh, absolutely. We definitely want kids.
Oh God. Okay.
We definitely want kids.
I want at least six.
- Have you thought about what your partner wants?
(people offscreen laughing)
- Yeah.
- Wow, Fred Darts, I wouldn't expect you
to be this considerate.
- [Daniel] Yeah, she wants at least six.
Of course, whatever she can manage.
- Sorry, Gerald Cakes. It appears you have failed.
- I'm surprised you caught on.
(Spencer laughing)
- I'm surprised you caught on, son.
- Quit yapping while I'm sporting.
- Sorry about that.
- It's killing my grind.
(Spencer laughing)
You be careful 'cause I'm on my way.
- To being my assistant?
- I don't think Gerald Cakes,
Jesus Christ.
- Can you hold Nina?
- Why are the eyes red? - They're like the juggernaut.
- Dove's eyes are always red.
There's peace, but there's a little war inside.
All right, here we go. - What?
- Leo Tolstoy said that.
(dramatic music)
(beep)
- Nice wall. - [Chosen] All right.
- I think I'm getting more Shaggy by the second.
- Getting more something.
(dramatic music)
- All right, well, you got on the board.
Ah, rough.
- Looks like I'm eating alone at my mom's.