Every CRAZY Pokedex Entry in Pokémon RBY

MandJTV
5 May 202422:18

Summary

TLDRIn this video, the host dives into the world of Pokémon, revisiting the original games to explore the peculiar and intriguing Pokédex entries from Pokémon Red, Blue, and Yellow. The host highlights various entries, expressing amusement and skepticism at the descriptions provided, such as Ivysaur's ability to stand on its hind legs, Charmander's preference for hot places, and the exaggerated claims about Pidgeot's speed. The video also touches on the evolution of certain Pokémon, like Arbok's variations and the conservation efforts for Lapras. The host's commentary is interspersed with humor and personal anecdotes, making for an entertaining look back at the early days of the Pokémon franchise.

Takeaways

  • 🌱 Ivysaur's Red and Blue Pokédex entry suggests it loses the ability to stand on its hind legs as it grows, which is contradicted by its sprite where it appears mid-jump.
  • 🔥 Charmander's entry indicates a preference for hot places, yet its Yellow entry mentions it spouts steam when it rains, creating an amusing mental image.
  • 🦅 Pidgeot's Yellow entry claims it can fly at twice the speed of sound, which is surprising given its base speed stat is only 101.
  • 🐍 Rat's Yellow entry is unnerving, suggesting that if one is seen, many more live in the area, reinforcing a desire not to live in the Pokémon world.
  • 🐸 Poliwag's Red and Blue entry incorrectly states its legs are newly grown, which contradicts the fact that they are present from birth.
  • 🧠 Alakazam's entries emphasize its high IQ and photographic memory, but these traits are not synonymous, suggesting a misunderstanding in the description.
  • 🏋️ Machamp's Red and Blue entry humorously describes its powerful punches, leading to a physics-based video calculation of the force it could deliver.
  • 🐚 Shellder's Yellow entry has perpetuated the myth that if a Slowpoke loses its shell, it turns back into a Slowbro, which is biologically implausible.
  • 🧲 Magneton's Yellow entry generates radio signals that raise the temperature, with specific numbers that convert to more familiar metric measurements.
  • 👻 Haunter's Yellow entry is notably disturbing, mentioning it licks its victims to sap their life, causing unceasing shaking until death.
  • 👁️‍🗨️ The script humorously critiques the implausibility and inconsistencies in various Pokédex entries, providing a light-hearted look at the game's lore.

Q & A

  • What peculiar characteristic does the Bulbasaur Pokédex entry in Red and Blue games mention?

    -The Bulbasaur Pokédex entry in Red and Blue games mentions that when its back bulb grows large, it appears to lose the ability to stand on its hind legs, which is peculiar because it's the only game where Ivysaur is depicted standing on its hind legs.

  • What does Charmander's Pokédex entry in the Red and Blue games say about its preference for hot places?

    -Charmander's Pokédex entry in the Red and Blue games states that it obviously prefers hot places, and when it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.

  • How does Pidgeot's Yellow Pokédex entry describe its flying speed?

    -Pidgeot's Yellow Pokédex entry claims that this Pokémon flies at twice the speed of sound, which is notable given its base speed stat is only 101.

  • What is the unusual behavior described in Raticate's Yellow Pokédex entry?

    -Raticate's Yellow Pokédex entry mentions that if you see one Raticate, it is certain that 40 more live in the area, which is an unnerving fact that reinforces the desire not to live in the Pokémon World.

  • How does Arbok's Yellow Pokédex entry discuss the patterns on its belly?

    -Arbok's Yellow Pokédex entry states that the frightening patterns on its belly have been studied, and six variations have been confirmed, which is interesting because the entry was written before shiny Pokémon existed.

  • What does Nidoking's Red and Blue Pokédex entry say about its tail?

    -Nidoking's Red and Blue Pokédex entry says that it uses its powerful tail in battle to smash, constrict, and then break the prey's bones, which is described as a graphic and potentially unnecessary level of detail.

  • How does Lapras's Red and Blue Pokédex entry differ from its Ultra Moon entry regarding its population status?

    -Lapras's Red and Blue Pokédex entry describes it as a Pokémon that has been overhunted almost to extinction, while its Ultra Moon entry states that due to conservation efforts, there is now an overabundance of Lapras, indicating a significant shift in its population status.

  • What is the description of Eevee's Yellow Pokédex entry regarding its genetic code?

    -Eevee's Yellow Pokédex entry states that its genetic code is unstable, allowing it to evolve in a variety of ways, and mentions that there are only a few alive, which is no longer true as Eevee is now more common in the games.

  • How does Porygon's Yellow Pokédex entry relate to its current role in the Pokémon universe?

    -Porygon's Yellow Pokédex entry discusses the anticipation that it might one day fly into space, which has not yet happened. However, its Ultra Moon entry reveals that Porygon has been helpful in cyberspace, checking for suspicious data, indicating a shift from physical to digital exploration.

  • What is the description of Mewtwo's creation in its Red and Blue Pokédex entry?

    -Mewtwo's Red and Blue Pokédex entry describes it as being created by a scientist after years of horrific gene splicing and DNA engineering experiments, which is one of the first times its origin is described as horrific.

  • How does the script mention Helix mattresses in relation to the video content?

    -The script includes a sponsored segment where the speaker discusses their positive experience with a Helix mattress, mentioning its customization, comfort, and the company's sleep quiz to help viewers find the best mattress for their needs.

  • What is the significance of the script mentioning a 'Magikarp Paradox'?

    -The mention of a 'Magikarp Paradox' refers to the speaker's disappointment that there isn't a form or evolution of Magikarp that reflects its ancient, stronger state, as suggested by its Red and Blue Pokédex entry.

Outlines

00:00

🌟 Noteworthy Pokédex Entries from the Original Games

The video discusses unusual and interesting Pokédex entries from the earliest Pokémon games, specifically Red, Blue, and Yellow. It covers a wide range of Pokémon, including Ivysaur, Charmander, Pidgeot, and many others, highlighting the peculiarities mentioned in their Pokédex entries. The host shares his reactions and thoughts on these entries, often with a humorous or incredulous tone, questioning the logic or implications of what is written in the games.

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10:01

🤔 More Unusual Pokédex Entries and Their Analysis

Continuing the discussion on Pokédex entries, the video covers more Pokémon, such as Ninetales, Wigglytuff, and Golduck, among others. The host points out the inconsistencies, exaggerations, and sometimes disturbing details found within these entries. They also touch upon the evolution of certain Pokémon depictions over time and how some entries have been updated in later games to reflect these changes.

15:05

💠 Further Examination of Eccentric Pokédex Entries

The video delves into even more Pokédex entries, questioning the logic and accuracy behind them. It includes Pokémon like Alakazam, Machamp, and Muk, with the host pointing out the discrepancies between the entries and the actual abilities or characteristics of the Pokémon as seen in the games. The segment also addresses the mythological and real-world references found in some entries, such as the mention of Kappa in relation to Ludicolo and Golduck.

20:06

🏞️ Prehistoric and Mythical Pokémon Entries

The final paragraph focuses on prehistoric and mythical Pokémon, including entries for Omanyte, Kabutops, Aerodactyl, and Dratini. The host reflects on the tragic or absurd narratives presented in these entries, such as the extinction of Omanyte due to its heavy shell or the recent confirmation of Dratini's existence. The video concludes with Mewtwo's entry, which describes its creation through gene splicing and DNA engineering, highlighting the darker side of Pokémon lore.

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Keywords

💡Pokédex

A Pokédex is an electronic encyclopedia device found within the Pokémon universe that allows players to record and learn about the various Pokémon they encounter. In the video, the Pokédex entries from the original games (Red, Blue, and Yellow) are discussed, highlighting the unique and sometimes peculiar descriptions of the Pokémon.

💡Evolution

Evolution in Pokémon refers to the process by which a Pokémon can change and grow into a new form, often with increased power and abilities. The video script mentions the evolution of certain Pokémon, such as Magikarp evolving into Gyarados, and the evolutionary process of Wheezing from Coughing.

💡Legendary Pokémon

Legendary Pokémon are rare and powerful creatures in the Pokémon universe, often holding significant lore and backstory. The video discusses the legendary status of Pokémon like Aerodactyl and the mythological aspects associated with them.

💡Gene Splicing

Gene splicing is a genetic engineering technique that combines DNA from different sources into a single entity. In the context of the video, Mewtwo's Pokédex entry describes its creation through horrific gene splicing and DNA engineering experiments, emphasizing the scientific and ethical implications of its origin.

💡Pokémon Abilities

Each Pokémon has unique abilities that define their characteristics and behaviors within the game. The video script delves into various abilities, such as Ivysaur's hind leg stance, Charmander's preference for hot places, and Alakazam's superior memory, which are used to illustrate the diverse nature of Pokémon.

💡Prehistoric Pokémon

Prehistoric Pokémon are a group of creatures within the Pokémon universe that are reminiscent of ancient or extinct species. The video mentions Kabutops and Aerodactyl, which are described as prehistoric Pokémon with unique survival traits and predatory behaviors.

💡Cybersecurity

Cybersecurity in the video is mentioned in relation to Porygon, which is anticipated to fly into space but instead becomes a guardian of cyberspace, checking for suspicious data. This reflects the evolving role of technology within the Pokémon narrative.

💡Conservation

Conservation efforts are highlighted in the video through the story of Lapras, which was once overhunted to the brink of extinction but has since been protected and has seen its population rebound. The video discusses the ecological implications of such conservation efforts.

💡Physical Descriptions

Physical descriptions are used throughout the video to characterize various Pokémon, such as the massive claw of Kingler, the hard hide of Nidoking, and the diamond-hard hooves of Ponyta. These descriptions help to create vivid images of the Pokémon and their attributes.

💡Mythical Creatures

Mythical creatures in the video are referenced in the context of Golduck being mistaken for the Japanese monster Kappa. The script explores the intersection of Pokémon lore with other mythologies, suggesting a rich tapestry of cultural influences within the Pokémon universe.

💡Species Diversity

Species diversity is a key theme in the video, as it discusses the wide range of Pokémon species, their unique characteristics, and the variety of evolutionary paths they can take. The diversity is showcased through the different Pokédex entries and the Pokémon's interactions with their environment.

Highlights

Ivysaur's Red and Blue Pokédex entry suggests it loses the ability to stand on its hind legs as it grows, despite being the only game where it's depicted standing on them.

Charmander's Pokédex entries imply a preference for hot places and a unique reaction when it rains, with steam spouting from its tail.

Pidgeot is described as flying at twice the speed of sound, despite its base speed stat being only 101.

Raticate's Yellow entry suggests that the presence of one indicates many more in the area, reinforcing the unease of the Pokémon world.

Arbok's Yellow entry accurately describes six variations of its belly pattern, including shiny variations which were not yet introduced in the game.

Nidoran♂'s Red and Blue entry humorously describes its powerful tail in battle, which can smash, constrict, and break the prey's bones.

Slowbro's Yellow entry humorously suggests that if the Shellder on its tail comes off, it becomes a Slowpoke again, despite physical differences.

Magneton generates strange radio signals that can raise the temperature, with specific numerical values provided.

Dodu's Yellow entry indicates that its short wings make flying difficult, leading it to run at high speeds instead.

Muk's Red and Blue entry describes it as being covered in a toxic sludge, even in its footprints, contradicting its true nature as sludge itself.

Kingler's Yellow entry humorously claims one of its claws grew massively, possessing 10,000 horsepower strength but being too heavy to use.

Cubone's Red and Blue entry states that its skull helmet is never removed, so no one has seen its real face, contradicted by official art.

Marowak's Yellow entry calls it small and weak, despite its evolution and use of a bone club, raising questions about its description.

Weezing's Red and Blue entry describes a slow fusion process over many years with other gases, which is unusual for Pokémon evolution.

Rhyhorn's Red and Blue entry claims its bones are 1,000 times harder than human bones, capable of knocking a trailer flying.

Staryu's Yellow entry suggests it can regrow from any piece if its central section is intact, showcasing its impressive regenerative abilities.

Jynx's Red and Blue entry uses the word 'seductively' to describe its movement, a choice that was later removed in Leaf Green.

Magikarp's Red and Blue entry nostalgically refers to it being stronger in the past, hinting at a 'Magikarp Paradox' form.

Lapras's Red and Blue entry discusses its near-extinction and role in ferrying people, a status later reversed due to conservation efforts.

Eevee's Yellow entry mentions its unstable genetic code allowing for various evolutions, a trait that has become more common over time.

Porygon's Yellow entry notes the anticipation of it flying into space, a dream that shifted to exploring cyberspace in its Ultra Moon entry.

Kabutops's Red and Blue entry humorously describes its extinction due to its heavy shell making it unable to catch prey, rather than environmental factors.

Aerodactyl's Red and Blue entry vividly describes its ferocity, targeting the enemy's throat with serrated, saw-like fangs.

Dratini's Red and Blue entry marks it as a recently discovered mythical Pokémon, contradicted by its well-known status in the region.

Dragonite's Yellow entry is rumored to live in the sea and fly, with the existence of such a creature being only a rumor.

Mewtwo's Red and Blue entry describes its creation through horrific gene splicing and DNA engineering, emphasizing the dark nature of its origin.

Transcripts

00:00

GS spooky fans Michael here and over the

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years I've done several videos shortly

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after the release of new Pokémon games

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where I cover crazy weird and

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interesting deck entries from those new

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games but today I'm going back to the

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oldest games to cover some wacky deck

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entries that you might have missed here

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is every Pokédex entry from red blue and

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yellow that I thought was worthy of note

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ivysaur's red and blue entry says when

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the bulb on its back grows large it

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appears to lose the ability to stand on

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its hind legs what are you talking about

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lose the ability to stand on its hind

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legs this is the only game where you

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actually see Ivysaur on its hind legs

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but then it also seems to be implying

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that standing on a tin legs is something

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that Bulbasaur like regularly does but

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we've never seen that in the games like

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the closest we get is this Sprite here

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where it's just mid jump charmander's

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red and blue entry says obviously

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prefers hot places when it rains steam

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is said to spout from the tip of its

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tail obviously prefers hot places then

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why say it War tles yellow entry says

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when tapped this Pokémon will pull in

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its head but its tail will stick out a

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little bit this is just an amusing

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mental image Pidgeot yellow entry says

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this Pokemon flies at mock 2 speed

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seeking prey its large Talons are feared

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as wicked weapons this is a somewhat

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famous fact already but it's still worth

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mentioning you mean to tell me that this

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bird can fly at twice the speed of sound

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even though its base speed stat is only

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101

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extrapolating that would imply that hoot

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hoot can fly at exactly the speed of

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sound rat's yellow entry says will chew

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on anything with its fangs if you see

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one it is certain that 40 more live in

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the area that's a that's pretty

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unnerving and just reinforces my desire

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to not live in the Pokémon World

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radicate red and blue entry says it uses

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its whiskers to maintain its balance it

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apparently slows down if they are cut

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off I simply just thought that was

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interesting I've never encountered that

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fact before Hero's yellow entry says a

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Pokemon that dates back many years if it

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senses danger it flies high and Away

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instantly when I first read this deck's

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entry my thoughts were what do you mean

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dates back many years you know like most

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animals what are you saying but then

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many years later it got a deck entry in

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Moon version that elaborates drawings of

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a Pokemon resembling FOH can be seen in

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murals from deep in ancient history okay

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so FOH has been around for a while see

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seemly longer than other kinds of

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animals arbox yellow entry says the

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frightening patterns on its belly have

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been studied six variations have been

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confirmed weirdly enough this is exactly

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correct kind of variation one is what it

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looks like in most places official art

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3D models most of its Sprites Etc

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variation two is seen in its gold silver

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Crystal and Ruby Sapphire Emerald

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Sprites where the eyes have black dots

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and the mouth has a red area then

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variation three is seen in its red and

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blue Sprite Which is close to its most

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common appearance but the eyes are

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different the variation one eye pattern

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from outside in goes black red yellow

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but variation three if it was colorized

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would be black yellow red yellow now

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this is only three variations but if you

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count shiny Arbok as different then it's

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six variations which is funny because

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this deck entry was written before

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shinies existed well actually before

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shinies existed es a problem because it

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means that variation 3 the red blue

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Sprite doesn't actually have a shiny

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version however variation 2 has two

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shinies since Gen 2 shiny Arbok differs

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from gen 3 having purple eyes and mouth

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instead of blue this extra shiny can

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fill in the Gap and thus give us exactly

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six variations NE Arena's yellow entry

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says when resting deep in its burrow its

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thorns always retract this is proof that

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it is relaxed I just didn't know that

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the spiky parts of narina could retract

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that is just simply interesting Nido

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King's red and blue entry says it uses

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its powerful tail in battle to smash

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constrict then break the prey's bones oh

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uh kind of graphic Neo King I feel like

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did you really have to smash constrict

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and break the bones I feel like one of

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those would have been sufficient then

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it's yellow entry says it's steel like

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hide adds to its powerful tackle its

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horns are so hard they can Pierce a d

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tales's red and blue entry says very

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smart and very vengeful grabbing one of

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its many tales could result in a

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1,000-year curse that seems like an

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overreaction and also like what's the

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curse I feel like there's a lot of

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variations there like bad luck stinky

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armpits who

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knows and who's even going to live that

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long then it's yellow entry says

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according to an enduring Legend nine

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Noble saints were United and

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reincarnated as this Pokémon how would

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you like it if your reward for living a

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noble and upstanding life is having to

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share a fox body with eight other dudes

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yeah I wouldn't like it either so the

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10,000-year curse is actually making

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more sense wigglytuff's yellow entry

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says its body is full of elasticity by

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inhaling deeply it can continue to

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inflate itself without limit without

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limit how big can a Wiggly tough get

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goldbat red and blue entry says once it

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strikes it will not stop draining energy

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from the victim even if it gets too

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heavy to fly draining energy uh not

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quite it's yellow entry says it attacks

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in a stealthy manner without warning its

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sharp fangs are used to bite and suck

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blood this thing packs itself full of so

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much blood that it cannot get off the

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ground it is a bag of blood

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but also like it'd be worse to see its

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victims gloom's yellow entry says smells

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incredibly foul I love the excitement of

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the exclamation point there however

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around 1 out of 1,000 people enjoy

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sniffing its nose bending stink that is

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kind of fun I'm going to be real I bet

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most people think those people are weird

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which I guess they are but it kind of

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reminds me of that thing where like

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somewhere between 4 and 14% of the

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population thinks cilantro tastes like

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soap it's kind of like that but in

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reverse a minority thinks it smells good

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and it's also way rarer I just think

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it's funny that like one company could

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make Gloom scented

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candles and they could just kill it with

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an extremely niche market Golduck red

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and blue entry says often seen swimming

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elegantly by lak Shores it is often

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mistaken for the Japanese monster Kappa

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I think it's weird when deck entries

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mention mythical creatures that are not

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Pokémon like I I kind of get it like we

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have mythical creatures in our world

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even though we have animals and Pokémon

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are the animal equivalents but like a

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lot of times when you hear about the

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myths in the Pokemon world the myths end

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up being real they end up being like

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more Pokemon but this one is it's just a

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duck oh you know what it is Luda Colo

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Ludicolo is inspired by kappas it's got

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a duck bill kind of like Golduck these

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people have heard about Luda Colo

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translation turned it into a Kappa

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thought gold Ducks were kappas I get it

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Arcanine yellow entry says a legendary

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Pokémon in China many people are Charmed

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by its grace and beauty while running

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it's always jarring when a real world

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location is mentioned they don't do that

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anymore in fact this exact deck entry

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was repeated and lets go but China was

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changed to the east which is odd because

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Kanto is based on a part of Japan which

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is further east than China poliwags red

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and blue entry says its newly grown legs

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prevent it from running it appears to

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prefer swimming than trying to stand

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I've hatched Poliwag eggs before their

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legs are already there how could they be

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newly grown when they're there from

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birth okay I guess I shouldn't read too

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far into this I mean you hatch a

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Kangaskhan egg and it's already got a

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baby in its pouch pow wraths red and

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blue entry says an Adept swimmer at both

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the front crawl and breast stroke easily

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overtakes the best human swimmers I'm

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just tickled at this animal doing human

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swim Strokes cadabra's yellow entry says

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many odd things happen if this Pokémon

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is CL close by for example it makes

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clocks run backwards uh yeah that is odd

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alakazam's red and blue entry says its

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brain can outperform a superc computer

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its intelligence quotient is said to be

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5,000 you've probably heard this one

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before but let me show you its yellow

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entry before we dive deeper a Pokémon

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that can memorize anything it never

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forgets what it learns that's why this

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Pokemon is smart wait what IQ and memory

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are not the same thing IQ is someone's

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reasoning ability how they take in new

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information and then analyze it whereas

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memorizing is memorizing it's memory

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it's can you remember things these

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entries together don't make Alakazam

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look smart they make whoever wrote them

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probably the kid Adventurer look dumb

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moke's yellow entry says the belt around

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its waist holds back its energy without

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it this Pokémon would be unstoppable so

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like why does it wear the belt it'd be a

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lot stronger if it didn't machamp's red

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and blue entry says using its heavy

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muscles it throws powerful punches that

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can send the victim clear over the

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horizon almost 10 years ago oh my God I

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actually made a video about this using

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projectile motion physics I calculated

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the precise force a Machamp could punch

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with I'll save you the click and tell

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you it's over 350,000 lb but hey if you

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want to watch the early days of my

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Pokémon YouTube career the video is

11:58

still up victory Bell's red and blue

12:00

entry says said to live in huge colonies

12:02

deep in jungles although no one has ever

12:05

returned from there huh I wonder why its

12:08

yellow entry says lures prey with the

12:11

sweet Aroma of Honey swallowed whole the

12:14

prey is melted in a day bones and all oh

12:18

that's why we've always known that

12:21

pitcher plants which is what victory

12:22

bell is based on they kill their prey in

12:24

a pretty gruesome way um but it's just

12:27

another level of disturbing to have it

12:29

explicitly spelled out that Victory Bell

12:32

melts people Golem's yellow entry says

12:35

once it sheds its skin its body turns

12:38

tender and whitish its hide hardens when

12:40

it's exposed to air forgive my ignorance

12:43

but I just still don't understand how

12:45

the sentient rock and gravel Pokémon

12:49

became a reptile that just sheds its

12:52

skin like a reptile like what happened

12:55

Pony's red and blue entry says its

12:57

hooves are 10 times harder than diamonds

13:00

it can trample anything completely flat

13:02

in little time another mentioned of

13:05

diamonds and another doubt from me rapid

13:08

Ash's yellow entry says just loves to

13:11

run it just it just loves to run man

13:14

slow Bros yellow entry says lives lazily

13:17

by the Sea if the shelder on its tail

13:19

comes off it becomes a Slowpoke again

13:22

this claim has been around since this

13:24

deck entry this is what started it and I

13:26

just don't get it like if the shelder

13:30

comes off is it suddenly like does it go

13:33

back to looking normal or does it stay

13:35

that cone shape and then like yeah slow

13:38

bro going back to Slowpoke that makes

13:40

more sense but slow bro has different

13:43

length limbs he's got a different belly

13:45

it's just like I feel like this has

13:47

never happened and they're just making

13:50

stuff up Magneton yellow entry says

13:52

generates strange radio signals it

13:55

raises the temperature by 3.6 de F

13:58

Within 3,300 ft when I first read this I

14:01

thought those numbers were oddly

14:03

specific but then I realized 3.6 de F

14:06

converts to 2° C and 3300 ft converts to

14:10

1,000 M dodo's yellow entry says its

14:13

short Wings make flying difficult

14:15

Instead This Pokemon runs at high speed

14:17

undeveloped legs just so many questions

14:21

first short Wings what Wings how short

14:25

are they a micrometer and flying

14:28

difficult this thing can learn fly

14:30

somehow do doo can fly you from town to

14:33

town so what do you mean flying is

14:35

difficult it makes sense that it would

14:37

be difficult but apparently it's not

14:39

muk's red and blue entry says thickly

14:41

covered with a filthy vile sludge it is

14:44

so toxic even its Footprints contain

14:48

poison hold on what do you mean covered

14:50

in sludge Muk just is the sludge I

14:54

thought but apparently it has feet under

14:56

there somewhere which also doesn't make

14:58

sense Pokémon get Footprints in later

15:00

games mck does not what's going on here

15:04

poyer's yellow entry says for protection

15:07

it uses its harder than diamonds shell

15:09

it also shoots spikes from the shell

15:11

what is it with the diamonds Haunter

15:14

yellow entry says by licking it saps the

15:17

victim's life it causes shaking that

15:19

won't stop until the victim's demise I

15:22

mean you can't have a crazy deck entry

15:24

video without a very disturbing Ghost

15:27

type one there's only three ghost types

15:29

in this whole region and we still got

15:30

one in there onyx's red and blue entry

15:32

says as it grows the stone portions of

15:34

its body Harden to become similar to a

15:37

diamond but colored black diamonds again

15:40

also but colored black what huh I've

15:43

never seen a black onyx that actually

15:46

sounds super cool and I do want to see

15:47

that before I go to the next entry real

15:49

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subscribed when you're not cuz YouTube's

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subscribed turn on notifications if

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you're interested in that and uh yeah

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that's it I'd really appreciate it let's

16:10

get back into it Kingler yellow entry

16:12

says one claw grew massively and his

16:14

hard is steel it has 10,000 horsepower

16:17

strength however it is too heavy um how

16:21

was the power measured if it's too heavy

16:24

to do anything with it it just like

16:27

laying there then it like crushed

16:30

something I don't know cubone's red and

16:32

blue entry says because it never removes

16:34

its skull helmet no one has ever seen

16:37

this Pokémon's real face no one has ever

16:39

seen it completely unobstructed but we

16:41

do have this official art of it Marowak

16:44

yellow entry says small and weak this

16:46

Pokemon is adept with its bone Club it

16:48

has grown more vicious over the ages

16:51

marowak's life is hard enough why the

16:53

shade calling it small and weak I mean

16:56

it's not wrong it's Bas that total is

16:58

bad for a fully evolved Pokémon and it's

17:00

only like 3T tall but uh uh maybe us

17:03

being mean to it is why it got so

17:05

vicious wheezing red and blue entry says

17:07

where two kinds of poison gases meet two

17:10

coughing can fuse into a wheezing over

17:12

many years many years annoying the

17:16

obvious logic problem of normally a

17:18

coughing into wheezing Evolution being

17:20

instant can you imagine slowly fusing

17:23

with something else over the course of

17:24

years like that's horrifying ryh Horn's

17:27

red and blue entry says it's massive

17:29

bones are 1,000 times harder than human

17:31

bones it can easily knock a trailer

17:33

flying well at least it didn't compare

17:37

them to Diamonds stary U's yellow entry

17:39

says as long as the center section is

17:41

unharmed it can grow back fully even if

17:43

it is chopped to bits who would chop

17:46

such a nice little star you to bits but

17:49

also that's super impressive jinx's red

17:52

and blue entry says it seductively

17:54

Wiggles its hips as it walks it can

17:57

cause people to dance in unison with it

17:59

it's kind of insane to me that the word

18:01

seductively is anywhere in Pokémon's

18:03

code but they actually repeated this in

18:06

Leaf Green and then changed it after

18:09

that this deck entry is an X version and

18:11

the word seductively is just gone

18:13

magikarps red and blue entry says in the

18:15

distant past it was somewhat stronger

18:18

than the horribly weak descendants that

18:20

exists today I'm kind of bummed we

18:21

didn't get a Magikarp Paradox form

18:23

that's like extremely good lapis's red

18:26

and blue entry says a Pokémon that has

18:28

been over hunted almost to Extinction it

18:31

can Ferry people across the water this

18:33

may have been true at the time but it's

18:36

not anymore its entry in Ultra Moon says

18:39

they've been so cherished that there's

18:41

now an overabundance the fish Pokémon

18:44

population has declined in waters with

18:46

too many Lapras when conservation goes

18:49

too far it is actually nice that they

18:51

like saved Lapras from Extinction uh but

18:54

you know it caused some other ecological

18:56

imbalances is so that's not great

18:59

um so we should kill some Lapras Eevee's

19:03

yellow entry says its genetic code is

19:05

unstable so it could evolve in a variety

19:07

of ways there are only a few alive

19:11

that's just definitely not true at least

19:13

not anymore it was in the games you know

19:15

you can get the one gift one but now you

19:17

can get so many Eevees jolteon's yellow

19:19

entry says a sensitive Pokemon that

19:21

easily becomes sad or angry every time

19:24

its mood changes it charges power no

19:26

wonder jolon is so popular it's touch

19:29

with its emotions Porygon yellow entry

19:31

says the only Pokémon people anticipate

19:33

can fly into space none has managed the

19:36

feet yet however unlike the entries for

19:39

Lapras and Eevee this is still true its

19:42

Ultra Moon entry says it was built 20

19:45

years ago by scientists who dreamed of

19:47

exploring space their dreams have yet to

19:50

come true bummer for those scientists um

19:53

but if we move over to shield in recent

19:55

years this species has been very helpful

19:57

in cyberspace these Pokémon will go

20:00

around checking to make sure no

20:01

suspicious data exists not outer space

20:04

but cyberace that's a pretty solid

20:06

substitute om Stars read and blue entry

20:08

says a prehistoric Pokémon that died out

20:11

when its heavy shell made it impossible

20:13

to catch prey kind of funny and sad that

20:15

it died out not due to environmental

20:17

factors but because Evolution screwed it

20:20

over kabut Top's red and blue entry says

20:22

its Sleek shape is perfect for swimming

20:25

it slashes prey with its claws and

20:27

drains the body fluids

20:29

gross that's it just gross Aerodactyl

20:32

red and blue entry says a ferocious

20:34

prehistoric Pokémon that goes for the

20:36

enemy's throat with its serrated saw

20:39

like fangs right for the throat is uh

20:41

that's pretty specific Dratini's red and

20:43

blue entry says long considered a

20:45

mythical Pokémon until recently when a

20:47

small colony was found living underwater

20:50

then in yellow the existence of this

20:52

mythical Pokémon was only recently

20:54

confirmed by a fisherman who caught one

20:57

I just love the absurdity of them

21:00

claiming wow we weren't even sure this

21:01

Pokémon existed when one of the Elite

21:04

Form members one of the most famous

21:06

people in the region had multiple

21:08

evolutions of it also was it a fisherman

21:11

catching one or was a colony discovered

21:13

did a fisherman catch one and that led

21:15

to the Colony tell me more I don't

21:17

understand Dragonite yellow entry says

21:19

it is said that this Pokémon lives

21:21

somewhere in the sea and that it flies

21:24

however it is only a rumor

21:26

what Lance has one just ask him then

21:32

finally Mewtwo's red and blue entry says

21:34

it was created by a scientist after

21:36

years of horrific gene splicing and DNA

21:40

engineering experiments we obviously

21:42

have known the origin of Mewtwo for a

21:43

very long time but this is the first

21:45

time I've heard anything about it

21:46

described as

21:48

horrific um I mean I I guess I inferred

21:52

that but like this this is laying it out

21:53

pretty clearly and

21:55

a no wonder it's so aggressive thank you

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