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27 Apr 202434:02

Summary

TLDRThe video script discusses the opening statements in a trial involving Donald Trump, where the prosecution argues that his alleged scheme to silence an adult film actress constitutes election interference. The defense counters that Trump did not violate the law. The trial is portrayed as a test for the American legal system and the media's responsibility. The script also touches on Trump's legal team arguing for presidential immunity at the Supreme Court, his campaign activities, and the handling of protests on college campuses against Israel's actions in Gaza. It criticizes the use of force to quell protests and calls for listening to the protesters' concerns before responding.

Takeaways

  • πŸ“’ The trial of Donald Trump has begun, with the prosecution arguing that his alleged scheme to silence an adult film actress constituted election interference, while the defense claims he did not violate the law.
  • πŸ€” The media's coverage of the trial is being scrutinized for its responsibility and fairness, with a call for a focus on the issues at hand rather than sensationalism.
  • 🚨 Trump's defense lawyer, Todd Blanch, argues that the case is a test of the American legal system's fairness and the media's ability to responsibly cover Trump.
  • πŸ›οΈ The trial is being described as potentially the 'trial of the century,' highlighting its significance and the intense media and public interest.
  • 🚨 The former president is facing legal challenges on multiple fronts, including issues related to a gag order and alleged violations of it.
  • πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ There is criticism of the media's focus on Trump's every movement and expression during the trial, rather than the substance of the proceedings.
  • πŸ’€ Trump's demeanor in court is noted, with mentions of him appearing miserable and even falling asleep during his criminal trial.
  • πŸ’Έ The head of the National Enquirer, David Pecker, testified about his involvement in buying and burying negative stories about Trump to aid in his 2016 election win.
  • 🚨 Trump's lawyers argued for complete legal immunity for any actions taken by the president while in office, a move that could have significant implications for presidential power and accountability.
  • πŸ” The Supreme Court's conservative majority appeared open to the idea of limited immunity for official acts by presidents, which could potentially protect Trump from legal consequences.
  • πŸ—οΈ Trump made a campaign stop at a construction site, engaging with workers and highlighting his connection to New York and its construction industry.

Q & A

  • What is the central issue in the trial mentioned in the transcript?

    -The central issue in the trial is whether Donald Trump's alleged scheme to keep an adult film actress quiet constitutes election interference.

  • What does the defense lawyer, Todd Blanch, argue about the former president's actions?

    -Todd Blanch argues that despite the allegations, the former president did not violate the law.

  • How does the transcript suggest the media should cover Donald Trump?

    -The transcript suggests that the media should cover Donald Trump in a responsible way, focusing on the issues at hand and avoiding speculation and sensationalism.

  • What is the significance of the gag order hearing in the context of the trial?

    -The gag order hearing is significant because it determines whether Donald Trump's actions, such as threatening jurors and witnesses, violate the gag order and if he should face penalties for these actions.

  • What is the role of the National Enquirer's editor in the trial?

    -The editor of the National Enquirer, David Pecker, testifies about his involvement in buying and burying scandalous stories about Trump to help him win the 2016 election.

  • What is the potential penalty for violating the gag order as mentioned in the transcript?

    -The potential penalty for violating the gag order could be up to $1,000 per violation.

  • What does the transcript imply about the media's past performance in covering Donald Trump?

    -The transcript implies that the media has acknowledged performing poorly in the past, often getting distracted and focusing on insignificant details.

  • What is the general sentiment expressed in the transcript about the American legal system?

    -The transcript expresses that the trial will be a test of the fairness of the American legal system.

  • What is the transcript's commentary on the portrayal of Donald Trump in the media?

    -The transcript criticizes the media for potentially creating a spectacle and focusing too much on Donald Trump's every movement and expression, rather than the substance of the trial.

  • What does the transcript suggest about the public's perception of the trial?

    -The transcript suggests that the public may view the trial as a significant historical event, possibly 'the trial of the century,' and that there is a great deal of media attention and speculation surrounding it.

  • What is the transcript's stance on the importance of responsible media coverage?

    -The transcript emphasizes the importance of responsible media coverage, suggesting that it is crucial for the public to receive accurate and significant information about the trial without unnecessary distractions.

Outlines

00:00

πŸ“’ Opening Statements and Media Responsibility

The video script begins with the opening statements in a trial where the prosecution and defense present their cases. The prosecution argues that Trump allegedly interfered with the election by silencing an adult film actress. Trump's defense lawyer, Todd Blanch, claims the former president did not violate the law. The script also discusses the media's role in covering the trial responsibly, criticizing past performance and urging restraint from speculation and sensationalism. The trial is presented as a test for the American legal system and the media's integrity.

05:01

🎨 Artistic License in Courtroom Sketches

The second paragraph focuses on the media's coverage of Donald Trump's courtroom appearance. It humorously questions the depth of an eyewitness account and the value of a courtroom sketch as a source of information. The sketch artist, Christine Cornell, is interviewed about the challenges of drawing Trump from a distance, leading to a satirical discussion about the accuracy and artistic interpretation of the sketch. The paragraph also touches on the media's tendency to focus on trivial details, rather than the substance of the trial.

10:03

😴 Trump's Composure and Gag Order Hearing

This paragraph discusses Donald Trump's behavior during his trial, noting that he fell asleep on multiple days. It covers the testimony of the National Enquirer's editor about burying scandalous stories to aid Trump's 2016 election. The paragraph also highlights a hearing regarding a gag order, where Trump's lawyer, Todd Blanch, argues Trump's caution, leading to a tense exchange with an evidently frustrated judge. The discussion then sarcastically explores the concept of 'freedom of movement' in relation to Trump's trial.

15:05

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ The Irony of 'Cruel and Unusual' Punishment

The script humorously addresses the idea that forcing Trump to sit through his trial is a form of cruel and unusual punishment, comparing it to keeping an Old English sheepdog cooped up. It satirizes the notion that Trump, who has been described as obese for years, needs exercise and sunlight. The paragraph also touches on Trump's public schedule and the perceived danger of disclosing his location, contrasting it with theι«˜θ°ƒ (high-profile) nature of his rallies.

20:06

πŸ›οΈ Legal Immunity and Presidential Powers

The fifth paragraph delves into the concept of legal immunity for a president, with hypothetical scenarios presented in a courtroom discussion. It covers the debate over whether certain presidential actions, such as ordering an assassination or staging a coup, would qualify for immunity. The paragraph also mentions Trump's legal team using the immunity argument to delay trials and the Supreme Court's conservative majority signaling a willingness to grant some form of immunity for official acts.

25:08

🀝 Trump's Campaign Stop and College Protests

The final paragraph describes Trump making a campaign stop at a construction site, interacting with workers, and receiving endorsements. It also addresses the issue of protests on college campuses against Israel's actions in Gaza, the challenge of anti-Semitism within these protests, and the need for a balanced approach to maintain safety for Jewish students while respecting the rights of protesters. The script criticizes the use of force to quell protests and the involvement of right-wing politicians in escalating tensions.

Mindmap

Keywords

πŸ’‘Jury Selection

Jury selection is the process of choosing eligible individuals to serve on a jury. In the context of the video, it refers to the initial stage of a trial where potential jurors are selected to hear the case against Donald Trump. The video mentions that after a week of this process, opening statements were finally made.

πŸ’‘Opening Statements

Opening statements are the initial addresses made by attorneys at the start of a trial to present the case to the judge or jury. They outline the legal arguments and the evidence that will be presented. In the video, opening statements mark the beginning of the court proceedings in the trial involving Donald Trump.

πŸ’‘Election Interference

Election interference refers to the act of disrupting or influencing the outcome of an election, often through illegal or underhanded means. The video discusses the prosecution's argument that Trump's alleged scheme to silence an adult film actress constituted election interference, which is a serious legal charge in the context of the trial.

πŸ’‘Legal Immunity

Legal immunity is a doctrine that exempts certain individuals from prosecution or liability for their actions. The video mentions a Supreme Court hearing where Trump's lawyers argued that he should have complete legal immunity for anything he did while president, which is a contentious issue in the context of the rule of law and presidential powers.

πŸ’‘Gag Order

A gag order is a legal restraint on the public disclosure of information about a case, often issued to protect the integrity of a trial. In the video, it is mentioned that there was a hearing to determine if Trump violated a gag order when he allegedly threatened jurors and witnesses, which is a critical aspect of ensuring a fair trial process.

πŸ’‘Media Coverage

Media coverage refers to how news outlets report on events and issues. The video discusses the media's role in covering the trial of Donald Trump and the challenge of doing so responsibly without sensationalism. It also touches on the criticism that the media has received for past coverage of Trump.

πŸ’‘Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States and the central figure in the video's narrative. He is portrayed as being on trial, with discussions around his legal challenges, media portrayal, and public reactions. The video also mentions his past actions and statements, which are relevant to the ongoing trial.

πŸ’‘Supreme Court

The Supreme Court is the highest court in the United States and has the final say on legal matters. In the video, it is mentioned in the context of a hearing where Trump's lawyers argue for presidential immunity. The Supreme Court's decision on this matter could have significant implications for the balance of power between the executive and judicial branches.

πŸ’‘College Protests

College protests refer to demonstrations by students on college campuses, often related to political or social issues. The video discusses protests against Israel's actions in Gaza, the challenge of anti-Semitism within these protests, and the response by university administrations and politicians, which raises questions about free speech, safety, and ideological conflict.

πŸ’‘Anti-Semitism

Anti-Semitism is discrimination against, prejudice, or hostility toward Jewish people. The video touches on the issue of anti-Semitism in the context of protests on college campuses against Israel's actions. It highlights the need to address genuine instances of anti-Semitism while also respecting the rights of students to protest and express their political views.

πŸ’‘National Guard

The National Guard is a reserve military force that can be called upon for various situations, including maintaining civil order. In the video, the mention of the National Guard refers to a controversial call by politicians to use this force in response to college campus protests, which raises questions about the appropriate use of military force in civilian law enforcement.

Highlights

The prosecution argues that Trump's alleged scheme to silence an adult film actress constitutes election interference.

Trump's defense lawyer, Todd Blanch, claims the former president did not violate the law.

The trial is seen as a test of the American legal system's fairness and the media's responsibility in covering Trump.

Cable news networks are criticized for providing Trump with excessive free airtime and speculation.

Sketch artist Christine Cornell's depiction of Trump in the courtroom is questioned for its artistic interpretation.

The media is cautioned against sensationalizing Trump's every movement and focusing on the trial's substance.

Trump's gag order hearing becomes a point of contention, with discussions on juror safety and Trump's social media behavior.

Trump's legal team argues for presidential immunity before the Supreme Court, even for extreme hypothetical actions.

The Supreme Court's conservative majority appears open to the idea of limited immunity for official acts by presidents.

Trump makes a campaign stop at a construction site, interacting with workers and discussing his background in New York construction.

College campuses face protests against Israel's actions in Gaza, with concerns about anti-Semitism and student safety.

University administrations are criticized for escalating tensions by involving law enforcement in campus protests.

The importance of listening to students' concerns is emphasized over responding with force.

Trump's former Attorney General, Bill Barr, endorses him despite past criticisms, displaying Trump's penchant for pettiness.

David Pecker, head of the National Enquirer, testifies about his involvement in burying negative stories about Trump.

Trump's lawyers argue for his complete legal immunity for actions taken while president, a notion met with skepticism.

The potential for the Supreme Court to grant the president immunity from the law sparks debate on the principle of 'no Kings' in America.

Transcripts

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[Music]

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after a week of jury selection today it

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was finally time for opening statements

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and it turns out the prosecution and the

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defense do not see ey to eye the

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prosecution arguing that Trump's alleged

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scheme to keep an adult film actress

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quiet is election interference pure and

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simple in those words Trump defense

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lawyer Todd blanch told the jury that

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the former president though did not

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violate the

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law that's that's right this is a

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classic case of the state of New York

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versus

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nuh-uh oh no

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didn't I think it's pretty clear he did

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it anyway this trial will obviously be a

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test of the fairness of the American

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legal system but it's also a test of the

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media's ability to cover Donald Trump in

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a responsible way a task they have

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acknowledged they've performed poorly in

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the past I think to the degree that the

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media had lesson turned they seem to

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have been learned it's irresponsible for

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cable news networks to give Donald Trump

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hours and hours of free air time way too

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much speculation and liberal wishful

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thinking and attempts to connect dots

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that did not connect it's the media's

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responsibility to not get distracted I

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think we were much too busy chasing

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after shiny objects all of us have

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learned some very valuable lessons from

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the last couple of years um and

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delineating what's significant what's

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important so brave

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[Applause]

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well done and I think for this trial we

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will see the seeds of that inpection

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bear

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fruit or we will learn that learning

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curves are for here we go it's

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on it's happening history will be made

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shaping up to be the trial of the

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century maybe the trial of the century

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the trial of the century but just might

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be the trial of the century the tax man

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is here Donald Trump he will finally be

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forced to face the music the legal walls

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closing in around Donald Trump the legal

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walls are starting to close in on Donald

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Trump yes this time Mr

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Bond it truly is your doom now if you'll

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excuse me I'm going to leave this room

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obviously when I leave I'm not going to

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press this button right here that opens

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all the doors and dismantles the killing

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machine I've

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established don't follow me Mr

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Bond perhaps if we limit the coverage to

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the issues at hand and try not to create

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an all-encompassing spectacle of the

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most BAL of details perhaps that would

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help you're looking at live pictures in

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New York City of Donald Trump's motor

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cave it's about a 20-minute Drive

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between Trump Tower and the court

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building Trump leaving Trump Tower on

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Fifth Avenue they're now making their

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way across town along 57 Street they

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just cross Park Avenue making their way

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up towards lexingon Avenue he's heading

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down the FDR to the Manhattan courthouse

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on Chamber Street arriving at this

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intersection of American history with

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Defiance arriving at the intersection of

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American history with Defiance the

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brilliant ju opposing of the gravitas of

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the moment with simple traffic terms

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was he arrived at the intersection of

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American History where he put a quarter

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in the parking meter of

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Destiny leaving in the

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car looking to avoid stepping in the

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urine puddle of Juris

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Prudence seriously are we going to

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follow this guy to court every day are

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you trying to make this OJ it's not a

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Chase he's

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commuting so the media's first attempt

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the very first attempt on the first day

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at self-control

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failed and I'm sorry to say that it I'm

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sorry hold on we're getting breaking

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news you know he wanted to get a jury

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seated so we had a lady Bill I'm sorry

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interrup a perspec for one second I'm I

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apologize we're just showing the first

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image of Donald Trump from inside the

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courtroom it's a still photograph uh

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that we're showing there just I want to

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make sure our viewers uh know what

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they're looking

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at yes for our viewers who are are just

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waking up from a 30-year

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coma uh this is what Donald Trump has

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looked like every day for the past 30

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years same outfit so we have a

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photograph of Donald Trump in the

04:45

courtroom but do we really know what he

04:48

looks like the man is a mystery a Yeti

04:51

if you will anything could be a deep

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fake do we have an eyewitness account

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perhaps from a dismissed juror would you

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describe to me what you saw

05:00

with Donald Trump while you were sitting

05:01

inside of that courtroom not very much

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um he was a bit ahead of me and off to

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the left I didn't have a complete view

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of him

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today wait did I have jury duty this

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week what the

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BR

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brother mother dresses like me too this

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is anyway coming up more of our

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three-part interview with a guy who

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nearly saw Donald Trump in the

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courtroom so we have a photograph this

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freaking me out that picture we have a

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photograph and we have eyewitness

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accounts but do we have anything in a

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pastel a courtroom sketch that we're

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getting in uh right now I'm looking at

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the courtroom sketch and Mr Trump looks

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like he is glowering I'm not sure if

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that's supposed to be a glow or just a a

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glance I don't know how uh it's it's

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it's art it's not necessarily it's

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artistic journalism but it's not a

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photograph why are you showing it to us

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it's a sketch why would anyone analyze a

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sketch like it was it'd be like looking

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at the Last Supper and going why do you

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think Jesus looks so sad

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here what do you think he's what do you

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think it's because of

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Judas what if we interview one of the

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waiters at one of the tables from like a

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different section of the restaurant who

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maybe didn't actually see him but well

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you know we got time to

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kill well I guess we'll never know

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unless we could talk to the person who

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drew the sketch but do we have the time

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nothing but Christine Cornell who's in

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the court room today the official sketch

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artist I want to show one of your

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sketches today we're going through some

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of them but this one it appears in this

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one that his eyes are closed what was

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happening

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here my apologies ma'am I was sitting 50

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ft away I was having such a struggle to

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try and get those eyeballs in

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damn it

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woman does Donald Trump have eyeballs or

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no man does he or no you are in the room

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tell

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me or I will not come to your trinket

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shop in

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Newports tell me

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woman

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look what the are we

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doing uh I noticed here his head is

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perfectly

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round why is that well I like drawing

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circles at this point you're probably

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saying to yourself how many television

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hours have they devoted to a Donald

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Trump a man who has not been off any of

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our screens for more than 30 seconds in

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the last eight years looks like the

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answer is not nearly as many hours as

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describing his every movement Trump

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craned his neck to eye perspective

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jurors and flashed a tight lip smile

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leaning to the left um a little bit

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quiet his arm crossed as well hunched

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over with his elbows on the desk looked

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through papers and periodically

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whispered to his attorneys fidgeted and

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leaned back the scowl fixed to his face

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while he sat squinting he was actually

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biting his lip during today's

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proceedings his lips pursed in that

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characteristic Trump

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way his eyeballs

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gone the hulking former president stood

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up slowly he walked towards me with a

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mixture of Desire scorn and let's call

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it age related

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confusion it was then that I realized

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that this former president of the United

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States has a front

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[Applause]

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butt look at some point in this trial

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something important and revelatory is

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going to happen but none of us are going

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to notice because the hour spent on his

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speculative facial ticks if the media

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tries to make us feel like the most

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mundane is Earth shattering we

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won't believe you when it's really

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interesting it's your classic Boy Who

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Cried Wolf

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Blitzer look it's a trial it's boring

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most ly I've been on jury duty and I can

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that's not

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me that's a different guy why are you

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it's not

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me it may be

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me look trials are a lot of procedural

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and side conferences and sidebars

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and what's exhibit 372a and you're not

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out of order this whole CT is out of

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look the one person who's had the most

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normal reaction to the trial so far is

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Donald Trump Donald Trump fell asleep on

10:35

multiple days during his criminal trial

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as he

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should I mean he's been up since 2 a.m.

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rage tweeting he needs his anger

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sleep today was the second day of

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Trump's hush money trial and the first

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witness was the editor of the national

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Inquirer he testified that to help Trump

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win the 2016 election he would buy

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scandalous stories about Trump and then

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bury them and what a great job he did I

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can't think of a single Trump

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scanner before they could even get into

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that they had to hold a separate hearing

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to find out if Trump violated a gag

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order when he threatened jurors and

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Witnesses and that hearing did not go

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well for trump it was a pretty wild and

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intense hearing on Donald Trump's gag

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order it all turned into a very heated

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exchange between the judge and Trump

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lawyer Todd blanch who argued that Trump

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is being very careful while a clearly

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frustrated judge Maron responded Mr

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blanch you're losing all credibility

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with this court minutes after the

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hearing ended Trump attacked the judge

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on social media calling him a kangaroo

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[Applause]

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court wow this guy is incapable of

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keeping his mouth shut for 2

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minutes has Trump ever considered paying

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himself hush money but think about it

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but this this is a complicated issue

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about balancing rights BAS basically the

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prosecution's argument is that a juror

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has the right to feel safe while serving

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on Donald Trump's jury while Donald

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Trump's argument is that that juror

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lives at 34 West 52nd Street and maybe

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someone should pay that juror a visit

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and straighten him

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out this gag order serious Trump might

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have to pay up to

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$1,000 per violation yeah $1,000 that's

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not going to stop Trump from talking

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okay you got to deal with this like any

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other tantrum you got to give Trump an

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iPad with melon on it and let him zone

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out

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okay then he's going to expect Coco

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melon whenever he's upset okay well

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we'll do have that later all right we

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just need him to stop now it's so noisy

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I can't even think in this house

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okay it's not what Dr Becky would want

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anyway for more on the results of the

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gag order hearing let's go to Desi

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liic

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Desi D

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now now that the gag order hearing is

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over can get back to focusing on the

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actual trial right uh unfortunately no

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because during the gag order hearing

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Donald Trump made a jerk off motion so

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they needed a gag order hearing to see

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if that violated the gag order before

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they could get back to the first gag

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order oh oh but then after that it's all

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set uh no because during that gag order

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hearing the judge heard Trump saying I'm

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judge peee

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head and when the judge asked did you

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just call me judge peee head Trump said

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he was just rehearsing for a community

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theater production where he plays a

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judge named pee head so then they had to

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have a hearing about that but but once

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that's done the actual case yes but no

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because during that hearing Trump made

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another jerk off motion but then he said

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it wasn't a jerk off motion so they need

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a quick hearing to determine how he

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jerks

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off then a hearing about whether he made

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the jerk off motion then judge PP head

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then the first jerk off hearing then the

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gag order and then the actual case what

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case the

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hush the hush money case

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oh nobody remembers that keep up with a

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news cycle Jordan you're at the desk for

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God's sake yes uh thank you Desi we'll

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check back in with you

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later

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now clearly Trump thinks he's being

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treated unfairly in this trial and he's

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not the only one something to get order

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is just the start of the oppress Trump

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is

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facing okay Jesse let me start with you

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and the prosecution says this is

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election fraud and they say pure and

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simple is it I I call it pure evil so

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they've taken away his freedom of speech

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and now they've taken away his freedom

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of movement I mean they had more

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allowances for khed shik Muhammad oh

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okay that sounds wild but I think Jesse

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Waters is a reasonable man because I was

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kicked in the head by a horse last week

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so let's hear him out how is Trump being

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treated worse than the Mastermind of 911

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the guy needs exercise he's usually

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golfing and so you're going to put a man

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who's almost 80 sitting in a room like

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this on his butt for all that time it's

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not healthy he needs sunlight and he

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needs activity he needs to be walking

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around he needs action it's really cruel

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and unusual pun punishment to make a man

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do that

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[Laughter]

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are we talking about Donald Trump or an

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Old English sheep

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dog you can't keep him cooped up all day

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he needs time outside or he'll pee on

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the

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couch look we all know how Donald Trump

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loves exercise because of this trial

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he's been morly obese for the last 40

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years yeah I mean though would Trump

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even want fresh air and exercise these

15:49

actually sound like the punishments the

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judge would give Trump if he's convicted

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yeah I know he's like fresh a and

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exercise just give me the death penalty

15:56

but listen I'll give Jesse Waters the

15:58

benefit of the doubt because I was also

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kicked in the head by the same horse so

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let's let him continue this isn't law

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fair it's torture they're making a 77y

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old man sit inside a dingy room for8

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hours straight 4 days a week

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wow8 hours a day four days a week it's

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literally torture or as the rest of the

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world calls it a

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job a a a part-time job to be fair I

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mean this is the same guy who's asking

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to be president of the United States I

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mean that's got to be at least a 40 hour

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a week gig I mean is he going to get

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overtime also I thought Trump was

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supposed to be the young vigorous

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candidate in the race now what he needs

16:41

sympathy suddenly he's a poor elderly

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man crippled by the weight of his own

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body pulverizing his bones into dust

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against the

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chair you know what get that horse back

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out here

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because I want to give Jesse one more

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chance they're telling the entire world

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all the wackos this is where the former

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president's going to be at this date at

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this time surrounded by high-rise

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buildings yes it's very dangerous for

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people to know Trump's exact location

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which is why he lives in a non-descript

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building with his name on the

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front the Trump campaign also tells us

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where he's going to be and exactly when

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they're called Trump rallies and it's

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how I know where to go to get yelled at

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and uh you know the worst part um about

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him being on trial is that they're just

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treating him like some he's some kind of