Different Types of Uber Drivers 2: The Last Ride
Summary
TLDRThe video script depicts a series of chaotic and humorous Uber rides, each with its own peculiar driver and unexpected events. It starts with a couple's argument over luxury items and commitment, leading to a breakup. The narrative then shifts to various passengers' experiences with Uber drivers who have unique quirks and rules, such as a driver with a meticulously clean car that ejects a passenger for eating, another who stops mid-ride for a sneeze, and one who is assaulted by a gorilla. The script is filled with absurd and over-the-top situations, creating a comedic storyline that highlights the unpredictable nature of ride-sharing services.
Takeaways
- đ¸ A character in the script seems to be materialistic, focusing on luxury items like a Birkin bag and high-end fashion brands.
- đ There's a clear indication of a relationship breakdown, with discussions of trust issues and the end of the relationship.
- đ The script mentions various gifts being given, such as a Louis Vuitton sling bag, indicating that gift-giving is a theme in the interactions.
- đ° Financial strain is hinted at with references to credit card debt and a multi-million dollar loan, suggesting financial troubles are a subplot.
- đ¤ There's an attempt to reconcile and save the relationship, with offers to extend a trial and even get married.
- đ The script involves several interactions with Uber drivers, each with unique and eccentric behaviors, serving as a backdrop for the main narrative.
- đŤ One of the Uber drivers has an extreme aversion to dirt and mess in the car, leading to unusual requests from the passengers.
- đˇ There's a mention of a character sneezing in the car and the driver's overreaction, highlighting the driver's obsession with cleanliness.
- đŽ The script humorously portrays a situation where a driver checks for a phone charger in an inappropriate manner, indicating a lack of boundaries.
- đŁď¸ There's a focus on the journey and the various mishaps along the way, including a character being ejected from a car and a car wash detour.
- đŚ A bizarre and humorous situation is described where an Uber driver is attacked by a silverback gorilla, adding an element of absurdity to the narrative.
Q & A
What was the main issue between the two individuals discussing their relationship in the beginning of the script?
-The main issue was a misunderstanding and dissatisfaction with each other's actions and intentions, particularly regarding materialistic gifts and a perceived lack of genuine affection.
Why did the character express dissatisfaction with the Versace ring?
-The character was dissatisfied with the Versace ring because they felt it was not as valuable or desirable as a Birkin bag, which they had desired.
What is the significance of the Birkin bag in the context of the script?
-The Birkin bag is a symbol of luxury and status, and the character's desire for it indicates their materialistic expectations in the relationship.
Why did the Uber driver named Simon insist on cleanliness and special conditions in his car?
-Simon insisted on cleanliness and special conditions because he had installed custom features in his car and wanted to maintain a high standard of hygiene and order.
What was the reason for the character's ejection from Simon's Uber car?
-The character was ejected from the car for eating a crumb, which violated Simon's strict rules about cleanliness in his car.
What was the unusual feature that Simon mentioned he wanted to install in his car?
-Simon mentioned he wanted to install an AI vacuum that could suck up micro to macro particles, including those as big as humans.
Why did Jamal, another Uber driver, stop the car abruptly and get out?
-Jamal stopped the car and got out because he encountered a confrontation with a large individual, later revealed to be a silverback gorilla, which physically assaulted him.
What was the advice given by the news reporter regarding the escaped gorilla?
-The news reporter advised everyone to remain inside, stay in their cars if they see the gorilla, and not to approach it.
How did the character end up in an unexpected situation with Jamal, the Uber driver?
-The character ended up in an unexpected situation when Jamal's car was stopped by a silverback gorilla, leading to Jamal being assaulted and the character being left in a state of shock and confusion.
What was the final outcome for Jamal after the confrontation with the gorilla?
-Jamal was severely beaten by the gorilla, left unconscious and slumped in the street, and was later seen on the news as a cautionary example of what can happen when one disregards safety warnings.
What was the reaction of the character's grandmother when they finally arrived at her house?
-The grandmother was initially upset and worried because the character was several days late for a visit where they were supposed to help with baking cookies.
Outlines
đ° Materialistic Relationship Struggles
The first paragraph depicts a tumultuous relationship where materialistic desires take center stage. The speaker expresses frustration over perceived ulterior motives and a lack of genuine connection. There's a mention of high-end brands like Gucci, Versace, and Birkin, indicating a focus on luxury items. The dialogue reveals a breakup, with the speaker feeling deceived and used, especially after financially supporting the partner. The conversation ends with the speaker's realization of the partner's infidelity and a decision to move on.
đ Uber Ride with ać´ç (Cleanliness Obsession)
The second paragraph narrates an Uber ride with a driver who has an extreme obsession with cleanliness. The driver, Simon, requests passengers to wear latex gloves and is particular about maintaining a pristine car interior. The narrative takes a humorous turn when the driver ejects a passenger for having crumbs and later, a sneeze leads to a dramatic incident. The driver's eccentric behavior and the car's automated ejection system add a layer of absurdity to the story.
𤧠The Sneeze's Domino Effect
This paragraph continues the Uber journey, focusing on the aftermath of a sneeze and the driver's peculiar sanitary measures. The driver's overreaction to a sneeze and the car's response system lead to a series of chaotic events. The narrative includes a discussion about the speed of sneeze particles and the driver's desire for an AI vacuum cleaner. The paragraph ends with the car going to a car wash, despite the passenger's urgency to reach their destination.
đŤ Ejection from the Uber
The fourth paragraph describes an unexpected ejection from the Uber car due to a granola crumb. The passenger is ejected by the car's automated system after consuming a snack, leading to confusion and a frantic search for alternative transportation. The narrative reveals the previous passenger's similar experience and the driver's eccentric personality, which includes a discussion about the car's features and a hint at a potential danger involving a 'Silverback'.
đś Silent Uber Driver's Encounter
In the fifth paragraph, the narrative shifts to another Uber driver, Jamal, who prefers silence during the ride. The passenger's request for assistance with luggage is met with a dismissive attitude, and the journey is marked by the driver's indifference. The paragraph highlights the awkwardness of the situation, the discomfort caused by the driver's actions, such as stopping abruptly for a phone charger, and the tension that builds due to the driver's inattention to the passenger's requests.
đą Directions for a Phoneless Driver
The sixth paragraph presents a scenario where the Uber driver's phone dies, and he relies on the passenger for navigation. The interaction is filled with frustration as the driver seems disinterested in the passenger's directions and causes a minor accident. The narrative takes a comical turn when the driver attempts to change a tire without proper preparation, leading to a humorous admission of incompetence and a display of the driver's laid-back attitude.
đ Drive-Thru Dilemma
The seventh paragraph captures a bizarre moment when the Uber driver, despite the passenger's protests, insists on stopping at McDonald's. The narrative unfolds with the driver's nonchalance about the detour and the passenger's growing anxiety. The situation escalates when the driver engages in a physical confrontation with an unexpected character, a 'silverback,' leading to the driver's swift defeat and a cautionary message about the importance of following safety advice.
đĽ The Uber Driver's Defeat
The eighth paragraph continues the previous encounter's aftermath, focusing on the driver's defeat by the 'silverback.' The narrative emphasizes the driver's physical collapse and the passenger's shock at the sudden turn of events. The paragraph ends with a news report about a gorilla on the loose, advising the public to stay in their vehicles, and a realization that the driver's encounter was caught on camera, potentially making him an unwitting celebrity.
đ¨ Post-Altercation Reflection
The ninth paragraph reflects on the consequences of the driver's actions, with the passenger expressing sympathy for the driver's misfortune. The narrative includes a news report that highlights the incident, emphasizing the importance of heeding safety warnings. The paragraph concludes with a reminder of the importance of staying in one's vehicle to avoid dangerous encounters, and a hint that the driver's ordeal might have been captured on video and shared on social media.
đ A Safe Return Home
The final paragraph brings the narrative to a close with the passenger's return home, where they are warmly greeted by their grandmother. The paragraph reveals the family's concern for the passenger's delayed arrival and the promise of freshly baked cookies. The narrative concludes on a light-hearted note, with the passenger's appreciation for their safe return and a humorous acknowledgment of the driver's competence despite the earlier chaos.
Mindmap
Keywords
đĄUlterior motive
đĄBirkin
đĄVersace ring
đĄUber
đĄMulti-million dollar loan
đĄParamo
đĄTherapy
đĄSilverback
đĄFaceTime
đĄRox
đĄLouis Vuitton sling bag
Highlights
A passenger feels the driver has an ulterior motive and suggests taking a break to reassess their relationship.
Misunderstandings about luxury brands lead to humorous confusion between the characters.
A character expresses a strong desire for a Birkin bag, highlighting materialistic aspirations.
The mention of a multi-million dollar loan taken out for a partner adds a dramatic twist to the narrative.
A character is ejected from an Uber for eating, leading to a bizarre and unexpected turn of events.
An Uber driver's obsession with car cleanliness is portrayed through eccentric behavior.
A passenger is surprised by the driver's high-tech modifications to the Uber vehicle.
A humorous interaction occurs over a request to turn on the air conditioning, revealing a cultural gap.
A character's disregard for another's belongings leads to a tense moment in the Uber ride.
An Uber driver's attempt to change a tire results in a comical and disastrous outcome.
A dramatic encounter with a silverback gorilla on the run adds an element of chaos to the Uber experience.
A character's unfortunate altercation with the gorilla is caught on camera and makes the news.
The aftermath of the gorilla incident is discussed, with one character expressing sympathy for the victim.
A character receives a one-star review for their Uber ride, adding a satirical touch to the story.
The dialogue concludes with a character arriving home to a surprise visit from their grandmother.
Transcripts
no K stop this isn't you I feel like you
have some ulterior motive here let's
just take a date to ourselves come back
at the end and then decide please we're
done I thought this was Gucci it was a
Versace
ring what are you
doing look this isn't us okay look
let me make it crystal clear for you all
I wanted was the Birkin all I wanted was
the Birkin we've got to fight for us
this isn't cute oh I promise you it is
this ain't a prank it ain't AI sugar oh
Burberry in there what am I doing just
trust me on this this is you talking yes
it is oh my where did they so wrong I
bought you a Rox a Louis Vuitton sling
bag Gucci loers do shoes you want stop
asking for Bago forace Shake Bur Chanel
perfume and a
ble all on
credit I my credit
card for
you a and this is how you're going to
treat me in
return you lost
there's no
way and and and I'm willing to get you
paramo if you want it if you extend this
trial by like another month I'm telling
you we can do this I'm going to marry
you this he says this I've heard it all
before hey k
k there's nothing like to fight for K
Kate
Kate you don't get it I took out a
multi-million dollar loan for you hey
hey hey
hold that here hold it here here hold it
hold it here what K what are you doing
we're not on FaceTime I can't see
you check your
[Music]
text why is she playing with my love
look I just don't know if I can do this
anymore Irwin what do you mean you don't
know if you can do this anymore we've
been dating for 24 hours give me a
chance Kate
oh please I moved
on what I've
moved on no no no I I heard you but
moving where like you moving out the
city out the state you're packing your
bags you're you're you're traveling I
like to travel um do you want a vacation
I mean that's probably what we need
right a get away get i k that's what we
need a getaway to get out the Kinks and
just a woa come on best yes yes yes I
I'll go I'm I'm now I accept the invite
I'm seeing some that that's good for
relationship building I'm seeing some
and maybe out there we can go to
therapy what do you say I'm seeing
someone oh yeah what do you mean seeing
someone we we have not broke up yet I
didn't think what
time oh no see see what you're not about
to do is make me late for myel
appointment look GG's I appreciate all
that dinor you're for L fire for that
you can keep sending me stuff you want
and don't forget to overnight me Mom L
vitton sling bag I left at your house
thanks bye wait I love
you well I guess that's it you can't say
I didn't try you know what no you know
I'm I'm not giving up that easy they say
some love is worth fighting for okay I'm
coming your call has has been forwarded
to an automatic voice message system the
number you are calling is no longer in
service or has been disconnected have a
great day
bye don't need him calling while I'm on
my date city girls up
[Music]
DT in Kate infinity
sign 8 months
strong hey what are you doing you about
to let your grandma's I'm waiting for my
Uber since you didn't want to drop me
off mom well you could be meeting at
interest in the neighborhood right now
but Mom it's raining don't
[Music]
matter would you rather be outside
or inside right
now thought
so ain't no way you the Uber
bro and here we have Irwin The Uber
driver that needs to vent he's got a
little something to get off his
chest Uber for DJ yeah yeah that's me
come on buddy let's
go all
right why is he leaving walking in that
car yeah won't no way my boy won't no
way
[Music]
why are you still here Mom that Uber
driver was tweaking and your mama about
to be tweaking who would you rather be
dealing with me or that Uber
driver um to to be honest Pro probably
you this time no no cap look you got 10
seconds to que up another Uber and get
out my house okay okay just let me
change first what you mean change m it's
raining hard right now what are you
talking about it already let up for
real look hurry up but call that Uber
first yes
ma'am oh he's trying his best not to
give me the house to myself
dang I hope he was on his way to the
cleaners goofy that's what happened when
you walk on on the side of the
[Music]
road yep that'll do it does it every
time
was
that no no I got to be tripping I need
to get more
sleep all
right all right
[Music]
see see how quick that was oh so now
you're being smart Okay well how about
you going to me the Uber at the front of
the neighborhood for real this time and
maybe you won't me miss
it
um
what how do I say this um so he he he
already
here Mom chill out not come out
[Music]
and here we have Simon the Uber driver
that keeps their car clean like super
clean well come on you don't want to get
left do you hate to do your
dirty I on my carbon
fiber hey uh you mind taking your shoes
off before you get
in kind of courtesy
wait what there's not really a what
about it I mean I got white
Interiors Silverstone to be
exact h i mean I'd hate to see what
could happen to you if you uh got that
dirty wait what what you mean by that
nothing in particular come on I wouldn't
want you to be late uh got a flight to
catch yeah
ridiculous Auto Fant program initiating
in five 4 hey hey please put on these
latex gloves before I touching the seat
belt kind of freaks the car out if you
don't uh sure
these new cars have quite the sanitary
systems now huh oh this car is in stock
this car ain't stolen is it no
okay good
guess chill bro um I install these
features myself they didn't offer this
as a package from the manufacturer
believe it or not yeah yeah I I I can't
believe it I know right I want to get an
AI rumor that can suck micro macro
particles as big as humans but got to
save up a little more for that I'm get
government approval yeah bro that that
would have been tough bro you got to get
that for sure hey maybe you'll get to
see you next ride if you're uh still
around wait what you say let's go
[Applause]
[Music]
okay and by the way I I know this is
given but no food or drinks in the
car okay I mean it's only like a 5
minute drive I'll be good man I know I
know it's given it's just the you know
the last guy I drove actually did that
and he uh unfortunately uh didn't make
it to his destination but uh how how's
your day man man hold up hey we we ain't
going to fly past that bro what you what
you up to it's been good man
how about yours it's been clean been a
smooth clean
day
dude
go what was
that yo this guy's pretty pissed what's
the
hold ain't no
way there's a piece of Nerf in the world
ain't no way he just stop okay I'm the
problem it's me
I'm tripping right I'm I'm
ding I got to get out this
[Music]
car can't believe
this yes you
go we got a problem what's up
oh that's a big guy that's a big guy
right
there yeah that's what I thought
what was that a sneeze with a little
extra what I hold my Snee is in man I a
let those particles float around my car
rather them come out the other end any
day got me messed up hey sneezes come
out at 100 mph versus 6.8 mph the other
way a lot more easily contained do the
map why do you know this I care about my
car shocker wait bro where are we we
should have been to the destination by
now 99 yes J let the car
wash get a quick car wash bro I have a
flight to C and I have a car to clean
bro there's literally no point with
you the
bubbles clean car clean
record
almost see that didn't take long did it
bro we're 45 minutes away from from the
destination when it's at 5 minutes when
we left my house an hour ago hey you
going to be clean when you pull up
though oh bro you I I didn't think about
that it'll be so worth it
right got
you you're not hungry are you huh what
oh no no not at all I just stopped to
sneeze that that's that's all I'm good
I'm good I a't I ain't hungry I'm full
I'm
full my man
nope ah got to take this
call hey
honey of course I'll never be late to
our house cleaning party we're the
host I me hopefully we have a better
turnout than last year
sure I'll ask hey would you like to come
to our no ah he's busy
[Music]
baby what was that it it was empty water
bottle you had you had empty water
bottle that you had in
here really oh I'm sorry my bad that's a
that's someone like me here let me
dispose of that yeah yeah yeah see here
you go my guy
let's carry
on all right we're one minute out new
record
oh
[Music]
I I I can
explain I really wish you hadn't done
that analyzing for an
object granola crumb detected Auto
ejecting enabled wait wa wa wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait what does
that
mean
goodbye what does that mean
[Music]
a dang what got in the same Uber I did
what the what happened where am
I where why are you screaming I don't
know wait you took Simon's Uber too
right wait yeah yeah yeah no no no that
that's what happened he ejected me out
the car last night for eating a crum in
his car that's that's like the last
thing I remember dude was weird right I
must have been the rider right before
you wait now I think about it he did
mention something about you I know I
know it's given it's just the you know
the last guy I drove actually did that
and he uh unfortunately uh didn't make
it to his destination but uh how how's
your name man man yeah he was talking
about me but dude look at my clothes I'm
already daylight to my grandma's my
mom's going to throw a fit dude I got to
change I got to go I'm going to get
another Uber wait you want to split a
Uber
over um uh no but dude it it was great
to meet you I'll catch you later uh next
time and
uh peace good
luck
dude how I go get home
bro dude how do I get out of
here please
yeah yeah yeah this will work this will
work oh oh snap he's almost
here wait what you tell me DJ still Ain
got there yet there's no need to panic
I'm sure he going to get here in no time
child stop worrying what okay all right
well I mean just let me know when you
get there I guess or not
M I want to see if I got another
bag over for
D and here we have Jamal the Uber driver
that doesn't want to talk at
all hey you mind helping me with my
bags it's just going to be a little hard
to get him in the trunk by myself you
know what I mean
yo so that's the type of time you
want all right bet that's why you riding
in a beater
so how's your day been
man
[Music]
fact okay my fault
bro damn
hey man can you turn on the AC it's
getting kind of hot back here
bro hey I'm good I'm good bro you can
let it back up I'm I'm straight I
appreciate it for
sure I appreciate it
bro all right now
bro okay so we just going to pretend you
ain't do that right
all right I I guess we
are where if you going to pretend you
don't hear me at least watch out for
that speed
bump what bro what are you doing slow
down what oh Noah bro don't even look at
me I told you
yep now look at you I hope you got good
insurance this guy
what what did you just stop the car
for bro whatever you looking for
wouldn't even be up there what are you
doing what are
you where did you go
bro what are you looking
for bro ain't nobody know your phone di
don't be looking at me like I'm asking
stupid
questions this man checked the
transmission for a phone charger make it
make
sense hey hey hey hey hey hold on
hey so you just
[Applause]
going oh he think he
TSA hey hey hey I don't have a charger
either you ever heard of boundaries
buddy clearly not anyone can sign up for
this app man
dang bro don't just go through
somebody's stuff
what bro I don't care if it's your car I
walk I was just playing
bro
chill bro what is
this bro you want me to read you
directions because your phone died you
know what whatever will get me out this
car sooner
man go
right go
left go
straight go straight go straight bro you
not even
listening bro look where we at
oh so now you only even want to hear
what I got to
say all right he going to learn
watch po ho
[Applause]
dang what you hit bro
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shocker this got
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this can't be real it can't
be what do you want