The Best Spotify Playlist For Every Activity

Games | Good Mythical MORE
27 May 202420:37

Summary

TLDRIn this episode of Good Mythical More, the hosts explore the concept of Spotify playlists tailored to specific tasks, aiming to synchronize task completion with playlist duration. They also engage in a playful discussion about naming a pet beagle and share nostalgic stories about 'seven minutes in heaven', a popular high school game. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they attempt to guess the duration associated with various activities, from cooking to waiting in lines, all while revealing their personal anecdotes and pondering the impact of their show on YouTube video statistics.

Takeaways

  • 🎵 The hosts discuss Spotify playlists that are timed to specific tasks, suggesting that by the time you finish the playlist, you should be done with the task.
  • 🐾 They introduce a segment where they name a pet submitted by a viewer, humorously suggesting names for a beagle named Bagel.
  • 🎶 The conversation shifts to discussing the timing of various activities and how they relate to the length of different Spotify playlists.
  • 🕒 They mention a seven-minute playlist and joke about activities that could be completed within that timeframe, such as kissing in a game called 'Seven Minutes in Heaven'.
  • 🤔 The hosts engage in a guessing game to figure out the theme behind a playlist called 'Seven Minutes', which includes songs that don't necessarily relate to the theme.
  • 🎧 The hosts talk about their personal music preferences, mentioning artists like Solange, Binz, and others, highlighting their individual tastes.
  • 🕰 They continue to explore the concept of playlists with different durations, such as one that is approximately 12 minutes long, and speculate on what activities could match these times.
  • 🛍️ A hypothetical situation is discussed where a person drives to a destination, realizes they left something at home, and returns, which is said to take about 11 to 12 minutes.
  • 🍽️ The script includes a humorous anecdote about a child's birthday party at a skating rink, where the child ends up skating alone for 29 and a half minutes after his friends stop.
  • 📱 The hosts conclude by discussing the average length of various activities, such as charging a smartphone or waiting at the DMV, relating them to the duration of different playlists.
  • 📀 Lastly, they promote the Mythical Society and a collectible vinyl record offer for fans who join as members by a certain date.

Q & A

  • What is the concept of Spotify playlists mentioned in the script?

    -The concept mentioned in the script is that Spotify playlists are timed to specific tasks, so ideally, by the time you finish listening to the playlist, you should also complete the task.

  • What is the name of the pet submitted via the GMMReadyPetGo hashtag?

    -The pet submitted via the GMMReadyPetGo hashtag is a beagle named Bagel.

  • What was the humorous play on words made for the beagle's name in the script?

    -The humorous play on words made for the beagle's name was 'Notorious B-E-A-G-L-E', which is a twist on the name 'Notorious B.I.G.'

  • What is the significance of the song 'Seven Minutes' in the context of the script?

    -The song 'Seven Minutes' is used as an example of a playlist that is approximately seven minutes long, which is also the suggested time for a make-out session.

  • What game did the hosts discuss in relation to the 'Seven Minutes' playlist?

    -The hosts discussed the game 'Seven Minutes in Heaven', which involves a quality make-out session lasting seven minutes.

  • What is the average McDonald's drive-thru wait time according to the 2021 QSR Magazine data mentioned in the script?

    -According to the 2021 QSR Magazine data, the average McDonald's drive-thru wait time is 6 minutes and 53 seconds.

  • What is the average shower time according to the CDC as stated in the script?

    -The average shower time according to the CDC, as mentioned in the script, is 8 minutes.

  • What is the average length of a YouTube video according to the 2018 data provided in the script?

    -The average length of a YouTube video, according to the 2018 data provided, is 11 minutes and 42 seconds.

  • What is the average wait time at the TSA line at LAX as mentioned in the script?

    -The average wait time at the TSA line at LAX, as mentioned in the script, is 13 minutes.

  • What is the duration of the playlist 'Picnics in the Park' as discussed in the script?

    -The duration of the playlist 'Picnics in the Park' is approximately 29 and a half minutes.

  • What is the average time it takes to charge a smartphone 50% according to the script?

    -The average time it takes to charge a smartphone 50% is between 30 to 45 minutes, as mentioned in the script.

Outlines

00:00

🎶 Spotify Playlists and Naming Pets 🐾

The script starts with the introduction of a Good Mythical More episode, where the hosts discuss the Wheel of Mythicality and a forgotten topic: Spotify playlists tailored to specific tasks, ensuring the task is completed by the end of the playlist. They also engage in a playful conversation about naming a pet beagle submitted by a viewer named Jay, humorously suggesting names like 'Beagie' and 'Biggie' before revealing the actual name, 'Bagel.' The discussion includes a lighthearted debate about potential confusion with the names of dog breeds and food items.

05:01

🕒 Timed Tasks and Playlist Guessing Game ⏱️

In this segment, the hosts delve into the concept of Spotify playlists designed for timed tasks, with the aim of completing the task by the time the playlist ends. They explore various everyday activities and their durations, attempting to guess the task that matches the length of a seven-minute playlist. The conversation includes personal anecdotes, such as childhood experiences with the game 'seven minutes in heaven,' and a playful exchange about the possibility of kissing during the game. The hosts also discuss the average time it takes to perform tasks like picking up beads from a jar, cooking a meal, and watching sitcom commercials, with a touch of humor and friendly banter.

10:04

🚗 Hypothetical Scenarios and Playlist Timing 🎵

The hosts continue their discussion with a hypothetical scenario involving a playlist and a drive that includes a return to the house to retrieve a forgotten item. They humorously speculate about the time it would take, considering additional delays like finding a lost bead in a car seat. The conversation flows into guessing the correct duration for the playlist, with options provided by the hosts. The correct answer is revealed to be the average length of a YouTube video, which leads to a broader discussion about the average wait times for various activities, such as at the DMV or for Uber Eats deliveries.

15:05

🛷 Skating Rinks, Birthday Parties, and Playlist Lengths 🥳

This paragraph presents a narrative about a child's birthday party at a skating rink, where the birthday boy ends up skating alone after his friends stop due to sore feet. The hosts use this story to introduce the duration of another playlist, which is 29 and a half minutes. They then offer a series of options for activities that might take this amount of time, such as sitting through a work meeting or waiting at the DMV. The discussion includes personal opinions on the length of work meetings and the accuracy of average wait times for services like Uber Eats and DMV visits.

20:05

📱 Smartphone Charging and Upcoming Mythical Society Vinyl Release 💿

The final paragraph discusses the average time it takes to charge a smartphone to 50%, which is revealed to be around 30 to 45 minutes. The hosts also humorously caution against dropping beads at the DMV and the potential complications that could arise. The script concludes with an announcement about the release of Epic Rap Battles on vinyl and an invitation for fans to join the Mythical Society to receive this collectible by a certain deadline.

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Keywords

💡Good Mythical More

Good Mythical More is a spin-off show of the popular YouTube series 'Good Mythical Morning,' hosted by Rhett and Link. The show typically features additional content, games, or discussions that didn't make it into the main show. In the context of this script, it serves as the platform for the hosts to discuss various topics, such as Spotify playlists and naming pets, which are part of the video's theme of casual and humorous conversation.

💡Wheel of Mythicality

The Wheel of Mythicality is a recurring segment in 'Good Mythical Morning' where topics are chosen at random by spinning a wheel. It symbolizes the element of surprise and unpredictability in the show. In the script, the wheel's landing suggests the topic for the episode, which is a Spotify playlist, indicating the show's spontaneous nature.

💡Spotify Playlists

Spotify playlists are collections of songs that users can create and share. They are often curated around specific themes, moods, or activities. In this video, the hosts discuss the concept of playlists timed to specific tasks, suggesting that the playlist's duration should match the task's completion time, which is a central theme of the episode.

💡Task Timing

Task timing refers to the duration it takes to complete a particular activity or task. The script mentions that Spotify playlists are timed to specific tasks, implying that the playlist's length should be ideal for completing the task without distraction or wasting time. This concept is explored through various examples and discussions throughout the video.

💡Beagle

A beagle is a breed of small hound, known for its excellent sense of smell and typically friendly temperament. In the script, a beagle named Bagel is introduced as a pet submitted by a viewer, which serves as a light-hearted and engaging segment of the show, showcasing viewer interaction and the hosts' playful banter.

💡Seven Minutes in Heaven

Seven Minutes in Heaven is a popular party game where two people are selected to spend seven minutes alone in a secluded space, often with the implication of romantic or intimate encounters. The hosts reference this game when discussing the seven-minute playlist, adding a nostalgic and humorous element to the conversation.

💡McDonald's Drive-thru

McDonald's drive-thru is a quick-service feature of the fast-food chain where customers can order and receive food without leaving their vehicles. The script mentions the average McDonald's drive-thru wait time as part of a guessing game about the duration of activities, which ties into the theme of time management and everyday experiences.

💡Solange

Solange is an American singer, songwriter, and actress, known for her unique style and music. She is also Beyoncé's sister, which is mentioned in the script as a humorous aside. The mention of Solange in the context of the video highlights the hosts' appreciation for music and contributes to the casual and entertaining tone of the show.

💡YouTube Video Length

The length of a YouTube video can vary greatly, from short clips to full-length films. In the script, the hosts discuss the average length of a YouTube video as part of their exploration of time-related topics. This discussion contributes to the video's theme of understanding how time is spent on various activities, including digital content consumption.

💡Picnics in the Park

Picnics in the Park refers to a playlist mentioned in the script, which is presumably filled with music suitable for a relaxed outdoor gathering. The concept of this playlist ties into the episode's theme of associating music with activities and the passage of time, suggesting that the playlist is designed to last for the duration of a typical picnic.

Highlights

Introduction to the show 'Good Mythical More' and the Wheel of Mythicality.

Discussion on Spotify playlists timed to specific tasks.

Naming a pet beagle submitted via the hashtag GMMReadyPetGo.

Humorous pet name suggestions including 'Notorious B-E-A-G-L-E' and 'Bagel the Beagle'.

Misunderstandings about calling a dog named 'Bagel'.

Revealing a seven-minute Spotify playlist and its task timing.

Guessing tasks that could be completed in seven minutes.

Reminiscing about the game 'Seven Minutes in Heaven'.

Exploring the average time it takes to complete various tasks.

Misunderstanding the task related to the song 'Seven Minutes' by Binz.

Talking about the popularity of Solange compared to Beyoncé.

Guessing the task related to a playlist of approximately twelve minutes.

Humor about getting a bead stuck in a car seat and needing a dealer's help.

Revealing the average length of a YouTube video is 11 minutes and 42 seconds.

Discussion on the impact of Good Mythical Morning on the average YouTube video length.

Another playlist 'Picnics in the Park' with a duration of 29 and a half minutes.

Storytelling about a lonely birthday boy skating alone at his party.

Guessing the task for the 29 and a half minute playlist.

Revealing the average wait times for various activities and the correct task.

Announcement about bringing Epic Rap Battles to vinyl and the Mythical Society membership offer.

Transcripts

00:05

Welcome to Good Mythical More.

00:06

You clicked through because you wanted to

00:08

know where the Wheel of Mythicality was gonna land.

00:11

Well, it landed there.

00:12

And you know, you get a bonus.

00:13

You get a whole Good Mythical More where we

00:15

talk about something that I've totally forgotten.

00:18

Playlist.

00:20

Playlist!

00:20

I like Spotify playlists, and.

00:22

They are are timed to specific tasks that

00:24

we're going to guess.

00:25

So by the time you're done with the playlist, you

00:27

should be done with the task!

00:28

Yeah, it's a thing that some, that Chase said some pasta

00:31

company did at some point.

00:32

Well, we'll explore that.

00:34

But first, let's name a pet.

00:35

This pet was submitted via our hashtag,

00:39

GMMReadyPetGo hashtag.

00:42

From Jay.

00:43

Okay?

00:43

This is Jay's pet.

00:45

But not Jay Pharoah.

00:47

It's a little beagle.

00:49

Look at that beagle.

00:50

He's so pretty.

00:52

He's such a pretty little beagle.

00:54

Look, he's standing so tall, but he's so short.

00:56

Do you see?

00:59

I feel like I see a space for it.

01:01

Beagle.

01:02

Beagie.

01:03

Biggie.

01:04

Biggie.

01:05

Notorious B-E-A-G-L-E.

01:09

Weasel.

01:10

Weasel the beagle.

01:12

- Bagel! - Bagel!

01:13

I was close.

01:14

Whoa!

01:15

I was, this is the closest I've ever been.

01:16

What did you say?

01:17

Basil?

01:18

I was like, it's a play on beagle.

01:22

Oh.

01:22

But then I went.

01:22

But what did you say?

01:23

Notorious B-E-A-G-L-E.

01:28

Instead of Notorious B-I-G.

01:31

Wow.

01:32

Wow?

01:33

What do you mean wow?

01:34

That's pretty close, man.

01:35

That's something.

01:37

Bagel the Beagle.

01:39

So, when you're calling bagel, some people think

01:42

you're just calling.

01:43

Bagel!

01:44

That you're just calling a breed of dog.

01:47

Order up!

01:49

No.

01:50

They think that you're just saying beagle.

01:52

Bagel!

01:53

Like if you named your dog Collie.

01:55

Some people do that.

01:57

Some people do that.

01:58

Bulldog!

02:01

Alright.

02:02

Stevie?

02:03

Spotify playlists.

02:04

Can you show us one?

02:06

Sorry?

02:06

Can you show us one of these please?

02:08

Yeah, so Davanté has made these playlists.

02:11

And, you will have to do some quick math.

02:15

Apparently the titles in the songs have nothing

02:17

to do with anything.

02:19

Except for you are more than welcome to talk about them.

02:22

You're gonna have to, we'll do a little quick mental math.

02:25

This is about seven minutes.

02:27

Okay.

02:27

Okay.

02:28

Seven minutes.

02:29

These rhymes are Darryl's.

02:31

Is that a hint?

02:33

No.

02:34

That's nothing either?

02:36

I don't know what that is.

02:37

What was your inspo for that?

02:46

Oh.

02:47

Irony.

02:48

It's irony.

02:49

Oh, these rhymes are Darryl's.

02:50

Not really, they're.

02:51

They're Solange, Tiara, and Flo Milli.

02:54

Okay.

02:54

Binz.

02:55

Seven Minutes.

02:56

Great song.

02:59

I love me some Binz.

03:02

What do you, what can you do for seven minutes?

03:06

Seven minutes in heaven you can kiss.

03:08

Oh.

03:09

For seven minutes.

03:11

That's actually the upper limit.

03:11

This is a quality make out session.

03:14

All right, well not quality.

03:15

This is, this is a like, yeah, seven minutes in heaven.

03:19

This is seven minutes in heaven.

03:20

Playlist.

03:22

Which, which we've done with our, our

03:25

friends in high school.

03:26

Not with each other.

03:27

Yeah.

03:28

What would happen when it landed on somebody

03:30

you didn't want to kiss?

03:31

Like, when it landed on you, we never kissed.

03:33

I never, but.

03:34

We never kissed.

03:35

- Hold on, did you ever. - What did you do, then?

03:36

Did you ever kiss somebody?

03:38

I think it was the nearest person that you were, that

03:45

you would, that you would be eligible to kiss.

03:48

But we never, my recollection of this game is we played it,

03:52

and then only when somebody who was already like, either

03:56

boyfriend and girlfriend or like really interested in

03:57

each other, that's when they would like go up to Michael's,

04:01

you remember he had that little loft in his house?

04:02

Yeah.

04:03

I never went up there.

04:04

I've also been in a closet.

04:07

Sometimes we would go in a closet.

04:08

But did you kiss the girl?

04:09

You probably didn't.

04:10

I didn't, no, I was always too afraid to do

04:13

anything with a girl.

04:15

But I was sent there a few times.

04:17

I was sent there.

04:18

I was sent to the, to the zone.

04:22

So we're talking about kissing in a closet?

04:24

That is incorrect.

04:25

Oh, okay.

04:26

I have some options for you.

04:28

I cut out, I have some options for you.

04:31

Seven minutes.

04:32

If you'd like to hear them.

04:33

It takes about that long to.

04:36

We don't wanna hear them yet, I guess.

04:37

Like if you, if you spill.

04:42

If you spill, like, a jar of beads, like a medium sized

04:46

jar of beads, and you gotta put them back in the jar.

04:49

That's how long it's gonna take.

04:50

In about a 10 by 12 room that has a linoleum floor.

04:55

That's gonna take longer than seven minutes.

04:56

No, no, no, seven minutes, and there's nothing else in there

04:58

except beads and linoleum.

05:00

Do you have a broom?

05:02

You use your hand and your forearm.

05:05

That's taking longer than seven minutes.

05:06

Oh, I can do it in seven, easy.

05:09

What do I do in seven minutes?

05:10

That's my answer.

05:11

Maybe cook a Hungry Man meal that you've gotta, like,

05:16

stop and rotate and stir.

05:19

That's more like five minutes.

05:22

How's that?

05:23

Hungry Man microwave meal.

05:25

I'm sorry to say that even with the specificity

05:27

that you're giving me, you are not, not getting it.

05:31

I was sure about the beads.

05:31

You know, Solange is, she wouldn't want

05:34

me to tell you this, but that's Beyoncé's sister.

05:36

Yep.

05:37

You know, she wouldn't, she doesn't, that's not what

05:39

she wants to be known as.

05:41

Yeah, yeah.

05:42

She is a powerhouse in her own right.

05:44

She is.

05:45

But she's not as popular, let's just be real.

05:47

She's nowhere near as popular.

05:48

But, but, would she.

05:48

I thought you said she's not a sponsor.

05:50

But, I prefer, you know.

05:52

Well, I am now sponsored by Solange.

05:53

I'm a Solange fan.

05:55

Same.

05:56

When people, when people ask me, when they put me on

05:59

the spot about Beyoncé, I like to talk about Solange.

06:02

Well.

06:02

Cause it's a way.

06:04

Then they can't, like, the, Beyhive

06:07

can't come at me for, loving Solange.

06:12

So it's, it's like a redirect.

06:14

Do you think they like Solange?

06:15

- I think they, the Beyhive might. - Oh yeah, of course.

06:16

No, they love Solange.

06:17

They do?

06:18

They get along.

06:19

They get along.

06:20

Okay.

06:21

So, what is it?

06:22

- Give me choices. - Would you like some options?

06:23

Choices, yeah.

06:25

Is it how long it takes to take a shower.

06:30

And all these are like, I have the, according to the

06:34

CDC, the average shower time.

06:37

Okay.

06:37

So like all these are like fact, you know, factual times.

06:40

Okay.

06:41

Wait in the McDonald's drive-thru wait time.

06:44

Oh, oh.

06:46

Cook one to three scrambled eggs or watch

06:50

all the commercials during a sitcom.

06:54

Well, sitcom, the commercial should be about.

06:58

Eight minutes.

06:58

Eight minutes, because you're 22, right.

07:01

I think that's what this is.

07:03

Sitcom, right there.

07:05

22 minute show, 30 minute time slot.

07:09

Yeah, but that's seven minutes.

07:10

It's a little over.

07:12

It's more like eight.

07:13

That's my answer.

07:14

I'm not going to do the math.

07:16

Maybe if you count some of the time, between

07:19

the shows that doesn't count as the show itself.

07:22

I'm gonna go with scrambled eggs.

07:27

You're both incorrect.

07:29

McDonald's?

07:30

That's too long.

07:31

Yeah.

07:32

According to the 2021 QSR Magazine data, the average

07:36

McDonald's drive0thru wait time is 6 minutes 53 seconds.

07:40

The average shower, according to the CDC, is 8 minutes.

07:45

To cook 1 to 3 scrambled eggs, it's 3 to 5 minutes.

07:49

Okay.

07:49

And the average sitcom runs 18 to 21 minutes, leaving 9 to 12

07:54

minutes for commercials.

07:58

That doesn't add up.

07:59

9 to 12 minutes?

08:03

Yeah, cause there's a range.

08:04

Yeah, 18 to 21.

08:05

There's a range.

08:07

Okay.

08:07

Yeah, I guess when I was thinking about eggs, I

08:10

always think about like, the time it takes me to

08:12

get the eggs out, to crack them, to mix them.

08:17

You don't want to cook an egg for seven minutes.

08:19

No, no, no.

08:20

In fact, good scrambled egg, you could scramble it.

08:24

You could do it in 90 seconds if you're doing

08:26

it, doing it real fast.

08:27

Yeah, word around my house is that the McLaughlin's

08:29

like too soft of a scramble.

08:32

Well, yeah, I mean that's because we, you know,

08:34

we've, we've got elite egg tastes at our house.

08:37

You just have, you just like them undercooked.

08:41

All right.

08:41

Let's see the next one. Haze E. Res. Haze E. Res. Haze E.

08:48

What? Is this a, is this a puzzle in and of itself?

08:52

Again, I don't believe it has anything to do with the.

08:55

Haze.

08:58

So we got.

08:59

Last words by Kenny Beats.

09:02

It's a minute fifty.

09:03

So we got like a.

09:04

Come Together by The Internet.

09:05

Just under twelve minutes.

09:07

Hiatus Kaiyote.

09:08

Are these all like, are you actually going

09:10

to listen to these?

09:11

Davanté, these, this is?

09:13

I do listen to these.

09:14

Okay, this is your, these are your picks.

09:17

Yeah.

09:17

I'm not familiar with Q.

09:21

It's fairly new.

09:23

Okay.

09:25

Mk.gee is also pretty new.

09:27

Very poppy.

09:28

I just found out about Mk.gee.

09:31

What do you think?

09:36

Oh, but you like it?

09:41

That's not the song, the song that.

09:44

It's a different song that I like.

09:45

This is, okay.

09:46

I'm gonna let you play the game and I'm gonna see if

09:48

I can remember what I like.

09:49

So this is, I don't know exactly, but somewhere

09:51

between 11 and 12 minutes.

09:52

And, that is exactly the time.

09:58

That it would take if I left my house and drove

10:03

for five and a half to six minutes and then realized that

10:07

I left something at my house and went back to my house.

10:13

I recommend Candy.

10:15

I think that's the best one.

10:17

I would add about eleven to twelve minutes to my trip.

10:19

Off of his new album.

10:21

This is if you go, if you basically take a wrong turn.

10:24

And what if you have an open jar of beads in that car?

10:31

Well, I'm going to have to stop to do that.

10:35

Because you don't need to be trying to collect

10:36

beads while you're driving.

10:37

That's true.

10:39

So, we're at what, twelve and a half minutes?

10:41

No, probably eleven and a half.

10:43

But here's the thing.

10:46

I think that, there's one bead that got stuck in

10:52

between the seats and I had to actually go to the dealer.

10:58

Yeah, and get them to take apart the, take apart the

11:01

entire seat to find the bead.

11:04

We're talking days.

11:06

Now, this is all hypothetical, it's never happened.

11:08

But that took, in this hypothetical, they

11:12

kept my car for four days to find that bead.

11:15

Boy.

11:16

And, so, that playlist is definitely not this.

11:19

I mean, you're gonna have to turn on the Mythical 24/7.

11:21

Yeah, that's right!

11:23

You saw where it was going!

11:25

On Roku!

11:26

All right, give us the options.

11:28

Is it the, average time for the wait in

11:32

the TSA line at LAX?

11:34

I'm guessing this is not prechecked.

11:36

Or, what are you, like, clear, global, whatever that is.

11:38

No matter what, that's wait, it ain't that one.

11:42

The amount of time it takes to rewatch Rihanna's

11:45

Super Bowl halftime show.

11:47

Oh, how long is the halftime show?

11:49

That could be it.

11:50

That's a good estimate.

11:51

The average YouTube video.

11:54

No.

11:55

What do you think the average YouTube video is?

11:56

To fall asleep.

11:58

To fall asleep.

11:58

Oh!

12:00

12 minutes to fall asleep.

12:02

Sounds really quick.

12:04

None of these are, it's gotta be Rihanna.

12:07

Because there's, falling asleep, I think it's, when you

12:11

go through each of these, we'll tell you what we think it

12:13

is before you tell us.

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- The average YouTube video is - Or, we'll tell you now.

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heavily influenced by.

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All the, videos of fireplaces.

12:22

Oh, right.

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It's way, the average.

12:25

The average.

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But there's a lot of real short, crappy ones here.

12:28

There are, but there's enough fireplaces and nature videos.

12:31

Are shorts included?

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Live streams.

12:33

Live streams that have been uploaded.

12:35

Oh, is that included?

12:36

They send it out.

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Are not included because this is 2018 data.

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2018.

12:41

The, but all that being said, the, given that the

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average YouTube video.

12:47

It's 7 minutes and, 40 seconds.

12:52

So, that's not it.

12:53

It's Rihanna.

12:55

I think it's Rihanna, too.

12:56

Well, the answer is watch the average YouTube video.

12:58

Dang it!

12:59

It's 2018 data.

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And the average length is 11 minutes, 42

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seconds, but I will say Rihanna's halftime show

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was 13 minutes, 50 seconds.

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So it's not like way off.

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And then according to way.com,

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I don't know what that is, average TSA wait time

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at LAX is 13 minutes.

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So even closer.

13:21

Wow.

13:21

And then according to the Sleep Foundation, most

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adults with healthy sleep patterns take 15 to 20

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minutes to fall asleep.

13:28

Yeah.

13:30

If all of Good Mythical Morning was deleted

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from the internet, would that number change?

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Have we, have we, have we even impacted the average

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length of the YouTube video by one second?

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No way, right?

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- Because there's like. - Well, if anyone has, it's us.

13:47

Because there's a million, how many videos are there a day?

13:50

Oh God, yeah.

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Not, yeah.

13:53

There's 1.7 million podcasts.

13:57

Did you know that?

13:58

That's gross.

13:59

There's 1.7 million actual shows.

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3.7 million new videos uploaded to YouTube every.

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Okay, yeah, so our 1 a day, or however many, yeah, no impact.

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Drop in the bucket.

14:10

Let's see another.

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This playlist, Picnics in the Park. More Solange.

14:17

More Solange.

14:18

You like some Solange.

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Anderson .Paak, I love me some Anderson .Paak. You got

14:23

some Khruangbin in there.

14:25

This is for multiple picnics that are happening

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in a single park.

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Picnics in park.

14:36

So this is about 29 and a half minutes.

14:38

29 and a half minutes.

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Half hour.

14:42

I'm impressed by your math.

14:45

Thank you.

14:45

I went to engineering school.

14:46

I did it in my head.

14:47

Didn't say it out loud.

14:48

I know, but it's been a minute.

14:50

No, but I'm, you know, I'm always adding playlists.

14:53

Okay.

14:54

Cause I, I spill a lot of beads.

14:57

There it is.

14:58

I have to do the math real quick.

14:59

I look at the number of beads, the size of the

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room, I do another equation.

15:02

It's funny when you said the linoleum and the beads,

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like I immediately heard it.

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Because I'm constantly hearing you do it.

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Yeah.

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I'm constantly doing it.

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29 and a half minutes, or give or take.

15:18

That is a, that's almost a half hour Link.

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I think that's how long I sit on the toilet when I really

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get in a TikTok wormhole.

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Ooh, that's real bad for your rectum.

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I know. It is.

15:30

It is.

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29 and a half minutes is the amount of time.

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that if you go to, like, you go back in the day to a kid's

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birthday party at a skating rink, and the birthday boy is

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the one who decided to have his birthday at the skating

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rink, and then all his friends stop roller skating because

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they fall and their feet hurt, and then 29 and a half

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minutes is the amount of time that he skates by himself

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at the end of his party.

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That's a long.

16:03

Yeah, 29 and a half.

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29 and a half.

16:05

That's it.

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It's my party and I'll skate if I want to.

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I will be here for another 29, it closes at

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10 and I'm gonna stay!

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Have all the cookie you want!

16:13

I believe that explanation more than the actual answer.

16:16

Oh, really?

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Okay.

16:17

Oh, that's a hint.

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His mom guilted him into it though.

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It's like, we paid this much.

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Keep it, keep them feet on.

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If, listen, if you invite all your friends

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and they do not skate.

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You will skate.

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Somebody bet, I'm not paying for this if

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people aren't skating.

16:33

But what about during the slow dance?

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Poor boy, poor boy out there skating.

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Skating by yourself.

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For 30 minutes all alone.

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Single skate.

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Options.

16:43

And this is a kid who can cross his feet on the terms,

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you know what I'm saying?

16:47

Well then, I think you're underestimating

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the amount of time.

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I remember the summer that I had the courage

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to cross my feet as I went around the turns.

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Like to, you know.

16:57

Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.

16:59

You don't have to show me.

16:59

Don't show me.

17:01

Alright, alright.

17:01

And then I realized, I'm doing it, I'm doing it,

17:03

I'm doing it, I'm doing it.

17:04

What about backwards?

17:05

Backwards skate?

17:06

Never really figured that one out.

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You gotta do it in an S pattern.

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It's, I don't understand it.

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It's hard.

17:11

Okay, options are.

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Sit through a work meeting, which.

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29 and a half.

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- I mean that's. - It makes sense.

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Wait for an Uber Eats delivery.

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That's long.

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Charge a smartphone 50%.

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That's long too.

17:27

Wait at the DMV.

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Let's, let's go through these.

17:33

Start again.

17:34

Sit through a work meeting.

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Work meetings.

17:37

I mean, work meetings, no offense guys, are notoriously

17:42

longer than 30 minutes.

17:44

Right.

17:45

There's some places, like, I've heard, is it Netflix

17:49

or Amazon, where there's like, you have, the meetings

17:50

can only be 30 minutes?

17:53

I think they're like, if you can't get it

17:54

done in 30 minutes, you can't get it done.

17:55

I don't know, there's some places that are

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trying to institute that.

17:58

We haven't figured that out yet.

18:00

That's not it.

18:01

That's not it.

18:01

Next.

18:03

Wait for an Uber Eats delivery.

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I said that's long.

18:07

That's not long.

18:09

That's like, yeah.

18:10

When I look at Uber Eats and it says, like

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20 to 30 minutes, I'm like, oh, that's okay.

18:17

That's close.

18:18

Cause when you take into account, they have to make it.

18:21

That's not, but there's a lot of people in, in like

18:24

really concentrated areas of the city that do Uber Eats.

18:29

And maybe they shorten it up to average, but

18:31

that seems too short.

18:33

Charge a smartphone 50%.

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50%

18:37

That feels right to me.

18:38

Half hour, 50%.

18:41

An hour to charge a smartphone?

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Do I need to go all the way?

18:45

In 2018 though?

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I don't know.

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Yes.

18:49

That's my top pick so far.

18:51

Yeah, that's what I think.

18:55

I'm sorry, I didn't hear the last thing you said.

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- I was arguing with. - That's our answer.

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You think it's charge a smartphone?

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Yeah, I don't remember.

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You don't think it's DMV?

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No.

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Okay.

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DMV.

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Sit through a work meeting. It says,

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according to Golden Steps ABA, I don't know what that

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is, average work meeting runs 31 to 60 minutes.

19:16

I mean, 31?

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That's weird.

19:18

But yeah, we schedule meetings usually by the half hour, so

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it's either a 30 minute or a 60 minute meeting, typically.

19:27

Wait for an Uber Eats delivery.

19:29

According to Uber Eats, the average delivery time

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is less than 30 minutes globally, which is the

19:36

official answer for this question, which I think is BS.

19:41

- Oh, sore spot. - Charge a smartphone.

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50 percent average time is 30 to 45.

19:48

So, we're still right.

19:49

So again, like work meeting, the bottom part.

19:53

You're right.

19:53

The charge of your phone, the bottom part, you're right.

19:56

And then DMV nationwide, the average wait

19:59

time is 39 minutes.

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Which actually feels a little bit more accurate

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to me than the Uber Eats thing, but you're I mean

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sure people are in cities and they're getting really

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quick deliveries, I guess.

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Now, what if you drop your beads at the DMV?

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Right.

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Don't you do it.

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Don't pick them up.

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Don't you do it.

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People are in cities, though.

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You're right about that.

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People are in cities.

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