Angry Ginge & Goldbridge Attempt a Professional Finishing Session!
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining video, two Manchester United fans, Angry Ginge and Mark Goldbridge, are put to the test to see how well they can control footballs launched at varying speeds, starting from 30 mph and going up to a staggering 80 mph. With the assistance of a ball launcher, they attempt to control and score goals amidst increasing difficulty. The video also features a giveaway of a match-worn shirt from the 2009-2010 season. The challenge is filled with humor, bloopers, and a friendly competition that showcases their football skills and reactions to the high-speed balls.
Takeaways
- π‘ The video features two angry Manchester United fans, referred to as 'angry Ginge' and 'Mark Goldbridge', who are being tested on their football skills.
- π A football series is introduced where the participants' ball control skills are tested against high-speed balls launched by a machine.
- π The ball launcher starts at 30 mph and increases in speed by 10 mph increments, up to 80 mph, which is the same speed as the UK's fastest roller coaster.
- ποΈ The challenge involves each player having two attempts at each speed level to control and score with the balls.
- π€ΉββοΈ The participants are shown to struggle with controlling the ball, especially as the speed increases, with many failed attempts and humorous reactions.
- π There is a giveaway for viewers, with a beautiful shirt being given away to a lucky commenter who rates the participants' football abilities.
- π€ The script mentions a 'trampoline foot' and 'bad touch', indicating the participants' difficulty in handling the high-speed balls.
- π There are several humorous and light-hearted moments, including one participant jokingly sending a ball the wrong way and another attempting a one-touch shot.
- π₯ The video includes bloopers and additional attempts at controlling the ball at 80 mph, showcasing the participants' struggles and the host's skills.
- π Mark Goldbridge is leading the challenge with a 1-0 score, but both participants manage to score a goal each by the end of the video.
- π The video concludes with an invitation for viewers to stay and watch bloopers, as well as the host scoring goals at 80 mph.
Q & A
What is the main activity featured in the video?
-The main activity in the video is a football challenge where two Manchester United fans, referred to as 'angry Ginge' and 'Mark Goldbridge', are tested on their ability to control and shoot footballs launched at various speeds, ranging from 30 mph to potentially 80 mph.
Who are the two Manchester United fans participating in the challenge?
-The two Manchester United fans participating in the challenge are referred to as 'angry Ginge' and 'Mark Goldbridge'.
What is the purpose of the ball launcher in the video?
-The ball launcher is used to launch footballs at the participants at varying speeds to test their touch and ability to control and shoot the ball.
What is the significance of the speed levels in the challenge?
-The speed levels, starting from 30 mph and increasing by 10 mph increments up to 80 mph, are meant to increase the difficulty of the challenge and simulate the speed of balls in professional football.
How are the rules of the challenge structured?
-Each player gets two shot attempts at each speed level, starting at 30 mph and increasing by 10 mph until reaching 80 mph. The performance at each speed level contributes to their overall score in the challenge.
What is the special feature of the 80 mph speed level?
-The 80 mph speed level is significant because it matches the speed of the UK's fastest roller coaster, the Stealth at Thorpe Park, making it the fastest and most challenging part of the challenge.
What is the prize mentioned in the video?
-The prize mentioned in the video is a match-worn shirt from the 2009-2010 season with gold badges, which Manchester United won the season before.
How can viewers participate in the giveaway for the match-worn shirt?
-Viewers can participate in the giveaway by commenting on the video, rating the football abilities of the participants.
What is the humorous self-reference made by one of the participants about their football skills?
-One of the participants humorously refers to their skills as 'Sunday League quality', indicating that they may not be as professional or skilled as they would like to be.
What is the outcome of the challenge in terms of goals scored?
-Both participants, 'angry Ginge' and 'Mark Goldbridge', score one goal each, with a total of seven shots each, indicating a challenging and competitive outcome.
What is the final speed level attempted by the participants?
-The final speed level attempted by the participants is 80 mph, which is the highest and most challenging speed in the challenge.
Outlines
π Football Touch Test with Angry Fans
The video features a new football series with two Manchester United fans who are put to the test with a ball launcher. The challenge involves catching or controlling footballs launched at increasing speeds, starting at 30 mph and going up to 80 mph. The participants, referred to as 'angry Ginge' and 'Mark Goldbridge,' are positioned to react to balls thrown at them, with the video promising to test their football skills under pressure. The video also includes a giveaway of a special football shirt.
π Intensifying the Challenge with Higher Speeds
The challenge escalates as the ball launcher's speed increases to 50 mph and beyond. The participants are expected to control the ball with their touches, but the increasing speed makes it more difficult. The video captures the reactions and attempts of the two fans, with commentary on their performance. There is also a humorous moment where one of the participants appears to have injured himself attempting to play a ball at 60 mph, adding a layer of drama to the challenge.
π€ The Risks of High-Speed Ball Handling
The video highlights the risks involved in handling high-speed balls, as one of the participants potentially sprains his ankle. Despite the injury, the challenge continues with attempts at 70 mph. The video captures the participants' struggles and theδΈ»ζδΊΊ's commentary on their performance. There is also a segment where the participants are offered a chance to try 80 mph, the speed of the UK's fastest roller coaster, adding an element of extreme sports to the football challenge.
π₯ Bloopers and Final Thoughts
The final paragraph captures the aftermath of the high-speed football challenge, with the participants and the δΈ»ζδΊΊ reflecting on the experience. There are bloopers and humorous moments, as well as a final attempt at the 80 mph challenge by the δΈ»ζδΊΊ. The video concludes with a sense of camaraderie and the participants' willingness to take on the extreme challenge, despite the difficulty and risks involved.
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘Manchester United fans
π‘ball launcher
π‘speed levels
π‘touch
π‘shot attempts
π‘goalkeeper
π‘giveaway
π‘Premier League
π‘Sunday League
π‘speed machine
Highlights
Introduction of a new football series with two Manchester United fans.
Testing the touch of the fans with balls launched at varying speeds by Ball Launcher.
Starting the test at 30 mph and increasing to 80 mph, the speed of the UK's fastest roller coaster.
Angry Ginge and Mark Goldbridge's first attempts at controlling the ball at 30 and 40 mph.
MK Goldbridge's audacious one-touch shot attempt.
The challenge of controlling the ball at higher speeds, with comments on their football abilities.
A funny moment where the ball sends an Xpro goalkeeper the wrong way.
A discussion on the audacity and skill involved in one-touch shots.
Mark Goldbridge's impressive control and shot at 40 mph.
The introduction of a giveaway for a beautiful shirt.
The humorous banter about their football skills and the comparison to Sunday League quality.
The increase in difficulty and the participants' reactions to the 50 mph speed.
A dramatic moment where a participant tries to hit a 60 mph ball and potentially sprains his ankle.
The participants' struggle and humor at handling the high-speed balls.
A surprise win for one of the participants with a well-controlled shot at 60 mph.
The final challenge at 70 mph and the participants' determination to perform well.
A humorous blooper section and the host's own attempt at the 80 mph speed.
The conclusion of the video with a summary of the participants' performance.
Transcripts
I've got a brand new football series for
you and today I am joined by two very
very angry Manchester United fans what
is going on I have got angry Ginge to my
left and I've got Mark goldbridge to my
right we are going to be testing out how
good their touches we've got the lovely
people from ball launcher with us today
and they are going to be chucking balls
out at these two at not only 30 m 40 m
50 mph then we're going to step it up to
the big dog 60 70 mph and if you're
feeling brave enough boys might even do
a couple at 80 mph what' you reckon all
right they don't call me magnet for
nothing do they maybe trampoline one of
the two what you thinking I'll go for it
mate first time to left good luck I like
it how they given it the big we've been
doing a practice round already and they
have been absolutely Brutal by the way
when it comes out of there 80 mph just
your best thing to do is to just do that
all
right I can't control that
talk oh what a go
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list I just an X goalkeeper the wrong
way the rules are super simple each
player gets two shot attempts at each
speed level we're going to start at 30
mph and Crank It Up by 10 mph at a time
until we go all the way up to 80 milph
which fun fact is the same speed as the
UK's fastest roller coaster the stealth
at Thorp Park so it's quite quick let's
get into it then I've got a banging
giveaway for you make sure you watch the
whole video this this beautiful shirt is
going to get given away look at that
player issue you know I think that was
the last time man united won something
that let go come on right 30 mph even 40
mph I'm expecting that they can at least
at least control it all right don't know
what the shot's going to be like they
should be able to control it at least
yeah right coming in MK
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goldbridge
two I thought you saw you work you
pulled it back with a shot m hasn't he
just T was
absolutely oh what who do you think you
are po
go I like the audacity of doing a one
toucher though it's hitable I like the
audacity of it it's like your face like
this first time both of him he'll catch
it I've got confidence in him oh yeah he
can catch it but he'll go over there oh
my god oh look at this look at this n
look at this pathetic it is listen I've
just sent an xpro goalkeeper the wrong
way you know what I mean if people say
are your only Sunday League quality I am
so capped at Sunday League it's unreal
are we going to give it him or what no
I'll be honest even I think that was a
bit too close as a goalkeeper there you
go we'll call it a freebie You' still
got two efforts left okay thank you
thank you awful touch up yeah we'll see
about this one
then oh he's got to
go tell you what worried a
bit from one ball to another or two I'm
going try it this first time
that's
horrific seeo much power in the legs
that s the wrong way Chris MD is not
woke up yet he's like don't even need to
watch
this right 40 mph yeah I forced to save
first time we're going on we could score
30 40 m hour anytime he steps the speed
upon it you can hear a weing coming from
that machine it sounds ominous you know
SC a B I'll be honest that actually
seems easier than the F here we go here
we
go oh good should have scored that all
right only one with a shot on target so
far mate yeah two only one with two
shots on target so far you keep talking
I back two pass you now mate all right
coming in to start trying kill it look
he's always there look
at oh
no it's Nicholas
Jackson you keep talking got back two P
you know mate mate that was nearly on
the penalty spot again that he has got
the hairiest touch I've ever seen
trampoline foot You' got yeah you're not
getting away with that one let's be fair
it's not a bad touch it gets you close
yeah exactly beat the defender there
yeah Bad Touch is
it right chill can I go again can I go
again I'll give you it again it's
staying in the video but I'm giving it
you again all right lives every time you
look like you're ass decent the thing is
warm up I was like genuinely like Paul
SKS way Ru it honestly I'm having a
couple of lives on this someone's gone
on it he's Al it so this is your second
let of the day so far right thank you
thank you I've not had any
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yet honest I don't deserve it I don't
deserve it it's terrible what is going
on here the six wait is this nerves is
it is this
nerves he's got a good shot on him you
want me to call the person on a football
pitch he's got a good shot on him he has
making me look competent here we're
stepping at up now to 50 mph okay this
is so embarrassing so embarrassing it
starts to get a bit tasty true Lads yeah
100% tasty 30 and F can I ask a question
you know that white line what's behind
that don't know you might find out at
some point if you get it anywhere near
it listen to this this is 50 mph and
we've still got 60 and 70 and maybe 80
on the bad boy this is the trainer
version so this is the one that goes to
maximum of 50 mph so this is maxed out
after that listen to
this honestly I can feel like the wind
coming off it as well you waiting until
we go over to this bad boy
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yeah 50 mph Mt goldbridge to win United
the
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league oh here we go oh that's not bad
[Applause]
grip on the Premier League title has
just got even
F all I'm saying is as a man of respect
I didn't take mine but that's up to you
mark you got to take it I'll let you
take it I'll tell you on on this one you
can this speed it's fine oh because he's
done
it you got another touch you don't need
itar tell you what I I had another touch
with your left foot that's not bad you
know I've seen better we're about to see
better so you know we floody well not
bad touch is
it right come on sort that touch out
yeah what's going on here sort it out
Sunday League imagine you at Sunday
League come
on talking bang
oh that's in a corner go of the cuz it's
on target oh yeah I'll say that yeah
it's on target that's a different Corner
though you're talking P many
congratulations we see him with a little
safety touch with the studs it's
horrible it is bang
oh he's got this put to it no hands No
Hands no hands I'm in the middle I'm
coming I'm coming again and again
it and
again on everybody can play football
it's for everyone oh it's a disgrace
it's a disgrace so we've had three
rounds so far right six shots one go
we've got one goal what that don't count
did that go in that or not just correct
me if I'm wrong but did it go in the how
many touches did you have two that's the
shambles it's one goal Mark goldbridge
is winning one nil but we're about to
step it up it's about to get on to the
mey machine have a look at this little
bad boy up to 80 mph this goes all right
hole like a clown's pocket hole like a
clown's pocket we got two at 60 two at
70 and a bonus one at 80 if you want it
Lads okay so only if you want it if
you're brave enough
okay standard has been horrific by the
way Ginge is fully nervous by the way
himself he's absolutely
himself I'm actually happy I'm playing
at my Elite level you're looking good
you are you look all right don't get any
better can't believe it I'm looking at
Ginger is better than this I've seen it
thank you right just before we step it
up to the big dog speed 60 70 mph
giveaway time somebody is going to win
this match worn shirt from the 2009 2010
season the gold badges cuz man united
won it the season before all you got to
do to win it get in the comments down
below say how much you rate there
football in abilities absolutely Zilo
give this video a like I'm going to pick
somebody at random look at this beauty
nearly what 14 years old this is you
know come on yeah I think we might
Thrive off this one a lot better can't
get anything
worse sh look at this look at this gous
save get out of there I should have
scored horrible touch horrible touch all
they're doing is bringing it as close as
they can they can't go past the penalty
spot but they'll bring it every time to
the Penalty spot right effort number two
60 mph
oh you bottled that one right I can have
one more that's my second left that's
your second left I'm trying to BU it
it's not
bable oh that's not
bad well we do you know what the touch
was fantastic the touch was fantastic
that's the best touch of the day the
shot was best touch of the day up until
now mate don't need to play games no
more is this where we're going to see a
bit of angry G actual angry G the higher
the speed the higher the level you ready
for this yeah all ready now we're
talking what is going on so
bad got it this is
it
ging I read you like a buck then by the
way I'm just going to go full brexit and
hit it oh no I tell you something it w't
worth it though brought me that w't
worth it that what is he thinking he's
just tried to hit a 60 MPH ball first
time and he might have just sprained his
ankle it's embarrassing oh jinge lad oh
jinge it's like getting one out of 10 in
the spelling test and then someone got
zero 70
mph oh what a torch no you've done the
hard part I know the touch was
incredible yeah the touch was
unbelievable I don't think you meant it
I was a
DM have gone after that oh your ankle
rocked a little
bit the worst thing is I'm laughing and
you're beating
me I don't think I I'm disappointed in
myself I can see the comments even
before this has gone Live on YouTube why
is Lukaku doing this get your ball back
from S car park more bounc than JLo's
ass angry yeah you are yeah
you're going to have to produce Sumer
magical here okay I'm a big game player
I'm a big moment
player I'm a big game
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play oh not bad Pull It
in come
on come
on told you come on big game player got
his full hand to that and a the accuracy
he couldn't handle it I mean you're not
in the Prem anymore Ben welcome to
Sunday league on the football filling uh
Keepers got to have a stronger rist
there I would say so yeah yeah PO on
welcome to keeper Corner a brand new
show who' have thought the tables would
turn from mockery to Joker keeper
spaghetti arms angry gingers just called
me pop it on
wrists give us a chance these all going
in the cup I want to see you take one on
the chest wait hang on he might far on
this sh yeah he might stop his
heart go hand ball play on no it's
another one Bight to the dust boom boom
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boom right do you want to go for 80 Lads
Smack It full on the Vol genuinely don't
try and do it first time just try and
take a touch some sort of to wait till
you see how fast this ball comes out
genuinely it is frightening Lads all
right you might take one of their RS off
in fact I'll give you three attempts
each yeah need more than
that I tell you what not
bad oh he missed it he was about four
yards out anyway I know get your toe
back out that as well Mark that's not a
bad touch show you know but the win for
me is controlling it oh my Lord can't
control
that test
it who's chest in that Captain America
[Applause]
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oh I play you I'll play
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you never done
that oh it's a good say it's stomach
that's like Banky that was good day what
a
day God thanks me look cuz I am about to
die can I just have a warm up so I know
what to
expect I'll be honest out not out didn't
there was no Nick on that straight past
the Wicket got it turn it
around and again two oh look at this
look at
this
again this is your last chance to take a
2-1 win come on don't don't embarrass
yourself don't get it B
on okay kill it this is
in I miss down
you know what my expectations were
fairly low yeah we even went lower and
you lowered them even from there okay
you both scored one goal each you both
had about seven lets each yeah somebody
want to go go why live a little guys
can't man 80 mph are you a propag yeah
he'll save these right thank you for
watching Everybody if you want to stay
around and watch some of the bloopers
and watch me score some goals at 80 mph
right this is my first attempt by the
way this is my first attempt haven't had
no warm up yeah show me the real keep 80
mph
Daniel good
luck made it so
easy tell you your angles your angles I
tell you what if it's over it's over
yeah but it was like that much over and
why yeah that's why I left otherwise I
didn't
covered
crap got four
touches oh what a goal what a
goal that's not bad you know that was
great goal you look so slow then by the
way I'm not a pro
mate oh Jesus
Christ leave that oh
my oh you bottled that one bang how he
do it again
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look right let's just get off save it
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