This TikTok "Alpha" Show is Cursed (with Chad Chad)
Summary
TLDRThe video script is a humorous critique of a short story app featuring 'Alpha' themed content, which the creators find nonsensical and concerning. The hosts, through a mix of commentary and shared reactions, explore the app's vertical video format, its storytelling approach, and the incongruities within the plot. They highlight the app's monetization strategy, which encourages users to pay per episode, and discuss the potential target demographic. The critique also touches on the absurdity of certain scenes and the overall lack of narrative coherence, suggesting viewers watch 'Twilight' as a more sensible alternative.
Takeaways
- πΊ The film and TV media industry is experiencing a surge in quality and innovation, with animation and artistic genres redefining passionate filmmaking.
- π± There's a new form of storytelling emerging in the form of short story fanfiction, presented in a vertical format on platforms like TikTok, which are gaining popularity.
- πΈ These short stories are monetized, with viewers paying for each snippet of the story, similar to how Snapchat stories work but with a cost involved.
- π¬ The script describes a specific 'Alpha' themed story that has gone viral, showcasing the bizarre and often nonsensical nature of these short stories.
- π€ The content is criticized for its questionable themes, including the romanticization of disturbing concepts, and the lack of logical storytelling.
- π Despite the criticism, the app hosting these stories, 'mini shorts,' has seen a decline in popularity, suggesting that user interest may be waning.
- π The script highlights the prevalence of similar low-budget 'Alpha' productions in the app store, indicating a potentially profitable market for this type of content.
- π° The monetization model of these apps is criticized for being deceptive, making it seem like viewers are not spending much money due to the auto-unlocking of episodes.
- πΆ The script also includes a promotional mention of a personal finance app called 'Rocket Money,' which helps users manage their subscriptions and bills.
- π€·ββοΈ The characters in the story are often confusing, with actions and dialogue that don't make sense, contributing to the overall nonsensical nature of the plot.
- πͺ The story ends abruptly without a clear resolution, leaving viewers with more questions than answers about the plot and characters.
Q & A
What is the main topic discussed in the video script?
-The main topic discussed in the video script is the exploration and critique of a new form of storytelling in short story fanfiction, particularly those presented in a vertical format on platforms like TikTok and the 'mini shorts' app.
What is the term coined by the script's narrator for the vertical format stories?
-The term coined by the script's narrator for the vertical format stories is '9 by 16 vertical format'.
How are these short stories typically presented to the audience?
-These short stories are typically presented in minute-long or less snippets that are flipped through like a Snapchat story, often requiring payment for each slide.
What is the general sentiment towards the quality of these short stories in the script?
-The general sentiment towards the quality of these short stories in the script is negative, with the narrator finding them nonsensical, poorly written, and at times, concerning.
What is the specific critique of the story 'Alpha's Innocent Bride'?
-The specific critique of the story 'Alpha's Innocent Bride' includes its gross and disturbing themes, poor character development, and nonsensical plot points.
What is the issue with the app's monetization model as described in the script?
-The issue with the app's monetization model is that it encourages users to pay per episode, with each episode being very short and auto-unlocking the next, creating a sense of spending without realizing the total cost.
What is the name of the app that the narrator discusses in the script?
-The name of the app that the narrator discusses is 'mini shorts'.
How does the script describe the character development and plot in the stories?
-The script describes the character development and plot in the stories as lacking, with characters often making little sense and plot points being introduced and dropped without resolution.
What is the critique of the 'Alpha's Innocent Bride' story's portrayal of relationships and consent?
-The critique of the 'Alpha's Innocent Bride' story's portrayal of relationships and consent is that it romanticizes disturbing and potentially non-consensual situations, such as the selling of a character into a relationship for money.
What is the final verdict of the script's narrator on the 'mini shorts' app and its content?
-The final verdict of the script's narrator is that the 'mini shorts' app and its content are not worth the investment of time or money, and recommends watching 'Twilight' or other alternatives for similar content.
Outlines
π¬ The Rise of Innovative Media and Short Story Apps
The script opens with a discussion on the peak quality of film and TV media, highlighting innovation in animation and genre-breaking storytelling. It mentions the accessibility of content creation, exemplified by the speaker's ability to create videos from their bedroom. The focus then shifts to a new form of storytelling through short story fanfiction on platforms like TikTok, which are presented in a vertical format and are monetized through a pay-per-slide model. The narrative explores the viral nature of these stories, despite their often nonsensical plots, and the monetization strategies employed by creators.
π± Exploring the Popularity and Monetization of Mini Shorts App
This paragraph delves into the popularity of the 'mini shorts' app, which despite not having impressive trailer views, ranks relatively high in the entertainment section of the App Store. The speaker contemplates the profitability of such low-budget productions, which charge viewers per episode in an auto-unlocking format that tricks consumers into feeling they are not spending much. The absurdity of the app's featured review is highlighted, where a user praises the app but dislikes the language barrier and cliffhangers. The script also critiques the nonsensical storylines, which seem to be AI-generated with random high points and twists.
π€ Technical Difficulties and Paywall Challenges in the App
The speaker recounts their frustrating experience with the app's payment system, which failed to process purchases correctly and continued to play episodes in the background, causing confusion. The app's method of offering free vouchers by watching ads is mentioned, but it's criticized for limiting the number of ads that can be watched per day, thus restricting the amount of content that can be viewed for free. The narrative also includes a humorous interaction with a character named Ethan, involving a flute and a misunderstanding about the nature of the content.
π Bizarre Storytelling and Character Dynamics
The script describes strange and nonsensical character interactions, including a scene with a character pretending to play a recorder without one, and another where a character reacts to breaking a plate. It also touches on the oddity of the setting, with one room being a stark contrast to the rest of the house in terms of atmosphere. The story's plot points are questioned, such as the king's demand for an heir and the introduction of a love triangle, with characters being added and forgotten inconsistently.
π§ββοΈ Confusing Relationships and Unexplained Plot Points
This section discusses the confusing relationships between characters, particularly the dynamics between Ethan, the king, and the characters of Rosalie and Meline. The plot is filled with unexplained twists, such as the king's desire for Ethan to marry Meline and produce an heir, while also dating his daughter. The script also highlights the lack of clarity around the characters' werewolf identities and the nonsensical dialogue that lacks continuity.
π Inconsistent Storytelling and Unresolved Plotlines
The narrative becomes increasingly convoluted with off-screen events, unexplained character motivations, and a lack of clarity around the central relationships. The story's setting is questioned, as modern elements like cars are introduced, conflicting with the medieval-style actions of the characters. The script also points out the inconsistency in the portrayal of werewolves and the illogical progression of the story, leaving the audience with more questions than answers.
π€·ββοΈ The Absurdity of the Story's Conclusion and Financial Implications
The script concludes with a discussion on the absurdity of the story's ending, which lacks resolution and leaves many plot points unresolved. The financial aspect of the app is revisited, with the speaker reflecting on the cost of the coins used to view the episodes and the overall value for money. The narrative's target demographic is questioned, and the speaker humorously suggests watching 'Twilight' as a more cost-effective alternative.
π Final Thoughts and Collaboration Acknowledgement
In the final paragraph, the speaker wraps up the critique with a humorous take on the absurdity of the content and the collaborative nature of the video. They express hope that the viewers have learned from the experience and thank their collaborator, Chad Chad, for participating in the deep dive into the world of short story apps. The script ends with a playful discussion on the name for their collaborative content series.
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘Alpha
π‘Breeder
π‘Stockholm Syndrome
π‘TikTok
π‘Short Story Apps
π‘Vertical Format
π‘Cliffhanger
π‘Pregnancy Test
π‘Amnesia
π‘Werewolf
Highlights
Innovation in storytelling through short story fanfiction in a vertical format on platforms like TikTok.
The rise of accessible content creation, such as making videos from a bedroom that can be watched on various devices.
The phenomenon of short story videos on TikTok that are split into minute-long snippets, resembling Snapchat stories.
The monetization model of these short stories, where viewers pay for each slide or episode, often auto-unlocking the next.
The surprising popularity of the 'mini shorts' app, which was ranked in the top 100 entertainment apps on the App Store.
The critique of the app's user interface and experience, including difficulties in purchasing coins and the app's failure to pause content during the purchase process.
The absurdity and lack of coherence in the plotlines of these short stories, which often involve clichΓ©d and nonsensical elements.
The observation that many of these stories involve themes of dominance, submission, and questionable romantic dynamics.
The use of outdated and overused tropes, such as forbidden love and the 'innocent bride', in these short stories.
The presence of numerous low-budget 'Alpha' productions in the app store, suggesting a potentially profitable market for this content.
The critique of the app's monetization strategy, which limits free content through a daily check-in and a cap on ad viewing.
The absurdity of certain scenes, such as characters acting out of character or engaging in nonsensical actions.
The lack of narrative resolution or satisfying conclusions in the stories, leaving viewers confused and unsatisfied.
The critique of the app's pricing model, which can be more expensive than traditional entertainment subscriptions for the amount of content provided.
The examination of the demographic target for these apps, which seems to be young girls or middle-aged women based on the themes presented.
The final recommendation to watch more established and higher-quality content like 'Twilight' instead of these short story apps.
Transcripts
film and TV media are at the peak of
quality right now we're innovating
animation like we've never seen before
artistic genre breaking pieces that
redefine passionate film making while
also being more accessible than ever
like me creating video from my bedroom
that you choose to watch on your TV for
some reason or on your phone folding
laundry but lately there's been
innovation in a form of Storytelling
largely unexplored by man short story
fanfiction W pad liveaction in 9 by 16
vertical format as I'm coining the term
to be you may or may not have seen ads
or short trailers for these short
stories on Tik Tok like this one that
went viral don't say a word where is she
hold on to
[Music]
me that's about a a professor werewolf
stepbrother and this girl whose mom
tried to sell her for money the stories
largely make no sense and are split up
into con venient minute or less Snippets
that you flip through like a Snapchat
story but make you pay for each slide
another Creator in front of the channel
Chad Chad covered this one it is a wild
ride I highly recommend watching it but
after I saw hers I stumbled upon a
trailer for one of these that had 27
likes zero comments and five saves
including me I'm in early the algorithm
hath blessed me today and this one share
this was me sending it to Chad Chad
forcing her to use her expertise to
experience yet another one of these
Alpha stories welcome back to another
episode
of a Twi a twinge of collaborated
[Music]
cringe I saw this trailer for this
beautiful short story on Tik Tok okay
I'm a little scared who are you never
seen your face before I'm
Rosie Ethan's breeder breeder mhm oh oh
no no no no no no no no I I especially
don't like how she clutched her ovaries
as she said that the concept is so gross
to me like this isn't like Forbidden
Love vampire sexy vampire this is called
the Alpha's innocent bride too oh of
course she's innocent that's we've never
heard of that that being a thing I'm Ros
and I didn't know if it was the best or
worst day of my life I was finally
getting away from my father and
stepmother but it was so they could sell
me to the alpha of jamore please come
in Miss does she have a knife in her
belt or is it a really long piece of
beef jerky it's one of the extra large
slim gyms you get from a gas station
she's she's bringing a slim jym as
protection from my angle it literally
looks like a strip of dried meat is it
supposed to be a stick Maybe to like
what kind of stick looks like that a
meat stick Ethan the girl's here walk
girl the breeder you're meeting with
Alpha Harland about buying his daughter
remember the B the breeder he just
called her the breeder did he even say
her name I'll
go I'll take
her on the bed
now what now ew this is so gross this is
so gross I this is beyond cringe this is
like you're romanticizing something so
disgusting yeah more lighthearted thing
to to nitpick is the arm lean that they
have to put in all of the where the guy
leans on a door leans over her to
establish dominance what is this floral
print jacket that he's wearing I I only
can describe it as the the only criteria
that the Wardrobe person has was British
and they just went for that this kind of
looks Royal I guess kind of looks like a
carpet that seems fancy okay hear me out
I kind of like it you know besides all
the weird illegal stuff going on here it
could work but I don't think it works
when he's supposed to be like the alpha
whatever he is where he's like leaning
across doors and um committing crimes it
just doesn't really fit okay well it
looks like we have no choice but to see
what where this goes we have to we have
no choice we definitely couldn't choose
to not do this we literally had no
choice whatsoever we were forced into
this we had to we're being forced we had
to do it I unfortunately wanted to see
more of this so I tried clicking on
their profile and it just wouldn't it
just wouldn't let me which is a Telltale
sign that this is going to be quality
content kind of like the song that I'm
featuring on that's out right now it's
my friend's song he sent it to me I
wanted to feature on it it's a chill
little Jam cute little song to fold
laundry to check it out link is in the
description although the trailer for
this story didn't really see numbers the
app itself mini shorts is actually quite
popular last week it was the 54th most
popular app in the entertainment section
of the App Store but as of today it's
number 124 so I don't really know what
happened there but it was surrounded by
a bunch of other apps like this in the
app store which made me realize just how
many of these low budget Alpha
Productions are out there which must be
super profitable and lucrative for them
to be churning out like this because
you're making people pay per episode in
a way that makes you feel like you're
not really spending money because it
keeps Auto unlocking the next episode
you'll see but what I found hilarious
looking at this in the App Store was the
featured review like this is the first
thing you see when you're contemplating
whether or not you want to download this
app I really do like these short videos
I like when the bullies get put in their
place face and the one that gets bullied
gets rewarded by getting the attention
and the one thing the bully wants what I
don't like is the videos in Chinese and
I don't understand what they're saying
because I don't speak or read Chinese
the other thing I don't like is the
Cliffhanger at the end of the videos but
they're not all in Chinese though some
of them are in English inside the app
starting our journey there was another
cut of the trailer that we had to sit
through in which the king says this a
child
oh a precious car going there I'm you're
fond of this burito no of course
not Emperor Palpatine just sniffed her
neck and was like this you're pregnant
now ew what the [Β __Β ] whoever wrote this
script needs to go to [Β __Β ] jail
although at points you'll question if
this script was written by AI because it
feels like they took every High Point
and twist they could possibly think of
that would look cool in a trailer and
then tried to string all those points
together and make a story around those
points in the most nonsensical way
possible there's the love triangle the
evil estranged brother the evil King
potentially killing their parents
falling in love with a mythical creature
that trapped you inside of his lair the
usual this [Β __Β ] was looking like Game of
Thrones in this trailer okay so this is
this is the beginning now okay
hopefully wait is this is the
beginning red
eye red eye red eye me and I have to get
a plane ride overnight red R it's
[Music]
sing he's
back I fully thought that said guy I
thought it said Alpha Ethan gay for a
second that works too maybe he's all all
of the
above how long does he expect us to wait
for
him for as long as he
wants we're not here as
guests if alfha Ethan buys her our money
troubles are over I'm Rosalie did I
didn't know if it was the best or worst
day of my life I was finally getting
away from my father and step and I have
a slim gym in my pocket to the alpha of
drore all I could think about was how
badly I needed to
pee what what what that that was such a
crazy tone shift was that supposed to be
a joke like we got that same scene in
like both the trailers we watched and
now we're actually revealed to what what
she was leading up to with that dialogue
that was a little crazy that's like when
someone starts explaining like Finance
to me like all I could think about I
really have toing pee right now ooh and
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and being an alpha uh because we're
going to get back to the alpha and his
innocent bride
[Music]
please come
in I would love to start greeting guests
like that like you but you open the door
and somebody walks out with a corpse
over their shoulders and then you go
please come in like nothing just
happened so the girl goes into the house
by herself and we never see her parents
again which is such a shame because I
feel like the actress for the Stepmom
does such a good job in this role like
she is acting her ass off okay she's
doing a good job so the first episode
finally ends and the app finally prompts
us to pay to keep watching oh and we
already have to spend money we already
have to spend money all right thank God
the cheapest one is
$10 and guys I've never seen an app want
my money less than this one Chad tried
multiple times to purchase coins and it
would tell her it went through and then
the purchase would fail in the app so
hopefully she doesn't get charged
multiple times for that it was
successful
it said it was successful two times and
then in the app it says fail plus
throughout all this the show kept
playing in the background so I could
hear the next episode but not see it
which made the purchasing process even
more stressful I just
thought you can use the app for free by
checking in every day to get free
vouchers and you can get free vouchers
by watching ads but you can only watch
five ads a day okay they also limit it
so you can only watch five ads a day
which means that even if you opt to
watch ads instead of paying for it you
still can't watch like there's still a
limit on how much you can actually watch
especially because each episode costs
upward of 66 coins or 66 vouchers I
ended up having to log in with my Tik
Tok account purchasing the $20 pack
giving my Tik Tok login to Chad Chad so
now we share a Tik Tok account but by
the time we were done with that
unfortunately she was gone I was going
to say I could buy it on mine and then
have you
[Music]
log okay
un balance 2000 it didn't even ask okay
I'm sure he's just up in his office
please wait here while I fetch him what
what do we think he does in his office I
bet it's something important probably
playing fetch
[Music]
actually ew what was that a Le were we
looking at him from the toilet were we
POV you're a toilet and he's pissing
inside of your mouth like what was that
angle what are you doing is this
occupied I'm sorry that the door was
unlocked the door was closed you didn't
even
knock can you please hurry I really need
to
go is this supposed to be like sexy
there's a lot of piss sounds and I'm not
comfortable it's like right off the bat
like we're not even easing into it
there's just piss out the gate episode
one ended with piss just piss just a
whole lot of piss how badly I needed to
pee Ethan the girl's here what girl the
breeder you're meeting with Alpha
Harland about buying his daughter
remember I'm so sorry Alpha Ethan I'll
go girl no screw him I'll take
her what I'll take her as my
breeder I have a piss King this is the
man my father would sell me to Alpha
Ethan I like the way you
apologize e
Isis could I have my flute back it's a
flute it's not it's not beef jerky or a
knife it's aute she's actually the pi
Piper she is I like the the nice touch
that they started playing flute music in
the background too that's her she's so
good she doesn't even have to hold a
flute to play
it I wish this was a musical she just
starts singing right now I do
too she broke it she broke it okay
[Music]
Ethan I want my freedom why should I
give you
that you want a healthy baby baby don't
you then you'll give me what I
want what don't worry this never comes
back much like her stepmother and father
who is also an alpha for some reason
you're meeting with Alpha Harland about
buying his daughter remember because
this never matters welcome to the Luna
Suite I like she's still holding the
the recorder pie it was Ethan's mother's
you should have seen it
then full of laughter and
love only this room only the rest of the
house room disaster this room used to be
full of laugh and love the rest of the
house was awful let me tell you it was
really bad slime oozing out of the walls
it was bad a lot of pissing too you
should have seen it so much piss and
that part hasn't changed but there used
to be way more piss around here but that
was a long time
ago she's like can you shut the [Β __Β ] up
and get out of my room it didn't say a
single fing
word why is she happy why is she
giggling bro what why is she spinning
and she's literally kicking her feet and
giggling mother what are these
characters we're going to be
free
what girl you're a prisoner no send her
back when I was little my mother used to
play this song for
[Music]
me she's pretending to play the she's
pretending to play the recorder without
having a
recorder that's a harmonica that's yeah
first of all that's the wrong
[Music]
instrument watch his legs wo wo
why is he what a plate broke
dude you play beautifully but he's wait
what wait what she she's not they're
saying that they can hear her ey it's
saing again that's two more dead okay
the person that they're carrying away
was
talking he's a he's alive there two more
dead so saurin the evil twin brother has
been killing off henchmen again and at
this point we get the message that the
king wants Alpha Ethan to produce an
heir to the throne as soon as possible
no Alpha Ethan is not the King's son but
he does want him to date his daughter
meline while also using the breeder
Rosalie but just forget about that for
now because we get to this awful scene
that we saw in the
trailer on the bed
now what
now it can't be worse than the came from
my
[Music]
stepmother all I need to do is
Knuck
e ew holy [Β __Β ] that was the entire
episode that was like 20 seconds yeah
there's 46 episodes in this one but each
episode is criminally short there are
entire episodes where one single mundane
thing happens the whole time like this
one where Ethan is playing chess by
himself the entire episode one single
scene will last for three episodes in
this one they drag this [Β __Β ] out more
than one piece so you would think
something's about to happen here but it
doesn't and he just inexplicably leaves
what's the matter you rip your dick
off that line came out of nowhere why
would he say that why would he guess
that why is that the first thing out of
his mouth she's a virgin how did he know
that how did he figure that out he can
smell it you can just smell if someone's
a virgin kind of like at a gaming
convention oh an alpha werewolf right
aren are they supposed to be werewolves
I think they are does it matter I mean
no but someone should have should have
said something it's it's kind of it's
important information you know what else
is
important
consent I thought you were going to do a
sponsor
segue excuse
me what this entire interaction makes no
sense because saw her scars leaves
without saying anything and then somehow
concludes she's a virgin from that but I
don't even know why I try explaining
anything because this never matters and
doesn't come back as a plot Point not
the scars not the other points either
none of it it doesn't matter why do I
even try this is somehow more
nonsensical than MGK's movie anyway she
gets her flute meat stick
back he can't
all of these used matches where he's
failed to light one [Β __Β ] candle she's
going to do it first
try
yep here you go you [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ]
she she just she just made him blow it
out I think she is the alpha in this
situation I think she's kind of doming
him right now a little bit there's
something sweet about him he's just so
stupid he's just so dumb not not a
thought behind those eyes my golden
retriever
Alpha the slow-mo
drop the way he keeps freaking out and
is acting makes me think that he's the
Virgin right like he doesn't seem like
an alpha he like stumbles a lot can't
light a match breaks a plate and does a
little
Shuffle how long has he had that the
same music again yeah it's deusi or
whatever Edward Collins says deusi he
says it's the
busy wait so what happened she took off
her clothes and then went to bed she got
into bed she I think he's supposed to
get in with her yeah but she like looked
like she was like zzz like she looked
zoned so we meet meline the King's
Daughter who is very special to Ethan
somehow oh this is meline
the King's Daughter she is very
important to me and we're meant to think
that she's not going to like Rosal
there's going to be a rivalry he got a
breeder what but this never materializes
and she's actually super nice and chill
even after being upset at this news one
time and then she kind of forgets about
it honestly she's so healthy for that
but what's great about this scene is
that it feels like they just forgot what
they were writing about halfway through
the scene because she initially thinks
that Ros is the maid so she's like oh
sorry I didn't know you weren't done
cleaning in here and then she lays down
on the bed with shoes on puts on a sleep
mask to take a nap and then not one
second later sits back up takes off the
mask and says who are you does she have
amnesia what's going on
what the [Β __Β ] I don't understand what's
happening anymore me
neither what why are we here now what
are they doing what are they doing
literally the next episode opens with
inexplicable manhandling the king shows
up with Ethan's sister and already knows
about the breeder so I guess no one just
told meline at this point we are so
[Β __Β ] lost this is Jacob from Twilight
wondering why the king wants Ethan to
produce an air with the reader while
while dating his daughter but then he
offers his daughter to produce an air I
want you to marry meline produce an air
with her instead but what about and then
threatens to take Rosalie away with him
when he leaves after the scene against
him the spitting image of Ethan's mother
Ethan's
mother ew why would you want to date
someone that looks exactly like your mom
why would you say that oh we're carrying
a precious Caro there aren't
we she she's pregnant yeah is she
pregnant yet or is the precious cargo
like the
ovaries I wish I could exit interactions
like that he just scrolled out can you
please add creaking sound effects to
this to him just getting rolled back
they keep alluding to saurin the evil
twin brother coming to attack and he
finally shows up he's here and they
introduce him with this really awesome
and flattering Freeze
Frame that's a great Freeze Frame guys
good job and remember how they're
supposed to be werewolves they never
transform or act like werewolves at all
the closest thing we get is sain's eye
turning a little red and him going I'm a
wolf okay buddy keep pretending okay so
remember that weird Precious Cargo
comment Rosalie takes a pregnancy test
to which her reaction makes us even more
confused to whether or not the results
are positive or negative because we the
audience cannot see the
results what dude when did they F Moon
Goddess what should I do now Moon
Goddess dude they didn't even T they
didn't even kiss didn't even kiss she
just took off her clothes and went to
sleep and their parents died when we
were young so who is the adult man I
guess it's like his um Alfred the breida
failed to produce off screen wait what
huh how long has it been she's pregnant
I wouldn't say she failed your highness
these oh okay so she was looking at the
pregnancy test cuz they didn't show us
the results of the pregnancy test so how
would we know true that's true but she
was looking at it and being like what am
I going to do now because she's not
getting pregnant and that's like that's
the price she's paying for her freedom
is that as long as she gives him an air
she has her Freedom so okay so we were
right they didn't do anything they went
to bed but then why did she get a
pregnancy test and the King just said
that she failed to produce an air and
then in the same scene told her she was
pregnant true I don't know they didn't
do anything I want you to marry meline
produce an air with her instead but what
about she cost us a
fortune why but why did they have to
spend a lot of money on the breeder if
he's literally offering for them to have
and they're already dating great
news send her up to my room tonight
e e stop
kidding just kidding my boy you should
have seen a look on your face I'll take
it with me when I
leave what the [Β __Β ] nothing makes sense
so Ethan heads up to Rosalie's room to
court her again in the most confusing
way possible you like to have a drink
with me
oooo why is he sitting like that why are
they sitting like that why what is doing
I think chat gbt forgot that they had
already shared a bed together in a
previous scene I might kiss
you you may be F at it wait so have they
or not have they done the bonking or
no was that
bad okay oh my God who is the Virgin
here he L I think that was his first
kiss it was what if I don't do it was
that bad
did I do it wrong did I do it wrong did
you like that I can't believe he was
complaining about her being a virgin
he's like we can't both be virgins one
of us has to know what's going on in
order to try to save her Ethan is
allowing Rosalie to run away to have her
freedom but of course she she doesn't
leave why would she want to run away you
know why why wouldn't she want to stay
leave she has Stockholm Syndrome
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I'm pregnant what what oh my God Kim
James mentioned something about special
car they haven't they have they
what why do you want me to marry Ethan
if he already has a breeder thank you
don't be silly of course you'll be the
mother of that child not the breeder
what it's a shame you're not Ethan's
mate otherwise it had Sav me a lot of
trouble oh wait okay please explain wait
in all of these stories you have like
faded Alpha forbidden faded mate it's
because the werewolves they made based
on the bonds that they have right and
you they just see the person and it
clicks and that's your mate forever like
that's the bond you have so they're not
mates which means that they can't
reproduce so but they can get married as
like a political thing but to have
Offspring he needs to have a breeder
because but then but wait but should the
breed be the mate right the breeder
would have to be his mate we were so
close I thought I had something that
made sense and then it just derailed
never mind he's playing chess by himself
more floral print so saurin is back he's
here he's walked in and reveals that he
thinks the king actually killed their
parents so he came back for Revenge to
kill the king and also killing him will
make things
right okay let him then so it's revealed
that meline actually loves saurin so her
and Ethan are chill now like they have
been you love
s and you love rosaly and we cut to
everyone sitting around shooting arrows
at each other blindfolded for fun well
you don't do that at your family
gatherings when Ethan asks King how his
parents died it's literally not
interesting or important or matters but
we find out that the king actually did
kill their parents because Ethan went to
the accident site and found the king's
arrows there so I went there
myself when did he when did he travel
when did he do that every single
important event we've been left to
interpret is off screen of the same sort
you still use today which is hilarious
when you find out that there are
modern-day cars on the road so you then
realize this entire story is taking
place in modern day so I don't know
where this guy thinks he's the king of
but clearly it's convincing enough for
these people but then there's yet
another twist that has never L up to nor
explained like meline entire character
or saurin not actually being evil why
Ethan is the only British character or
Ethan's sister existing in this story at
all or who this man even is and that
twist is that Ethan was soaring this
entire family
gathering
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oh that's hilarious saurin
again round two we have time for this
but then we find out that this is
actually a coordinated plan between the
brothers where is he take he's taking
her like a mile
backwards oh they're working together
then why did he tie him up he just he
didn't need to have him tied up the
whole time but he did yeah
what oh wait it shot both of them it did
how wait this is modern times I guess
yeah when when they they hopped on the
motorcycle there's like Tesla 3's on the
road but this whole time they've been
like bows and arrows and flutes yeah
right they could have just like used a
gun I guess it was really easy to like
tie those arrows back to the king cuz no
one else uses arrows okay for the sake
of time and the fact that none of this
makes any sense anyway so it's not going
to matter and the fact that we can only
say what what don't understand what's
happening anymore huh wait what what the
[Β __Β ] nothing makes sense so many times
the king sends Uncle man to get saurin
and Rosalie back or else he's going to
kill Ethan but it doesn't matter anyway
cuz they left Ethan in a room by himself
and meline just un ties him saurin and
Rosalie end up at this drunk Asian man's
place where he just spits on their
wounds and calls it a day why does have
a three on the door is this like a green
room it's a studio okay where are we we
are in the back rooms where the
dude is this portal
why what that's ins he got shot in the
heart he got pierced alol in the she's
on an inflatable pool
floaty she's passed out on a pool floaty
this is the craziest thing I've ever
seen so they're okay they're cured now
why did they wrap her head yeah she did
not get hit in the head I don't know why
they wrapped she got shot in the back
she got shot through the shoulder blade
they're really good at making us root
for the villains in these stories yeah
cuz he's really like helping her out
here saurin takes Rosalie to this place
in the middle of the woods with zero
problems after being told how dangerous
the journey is I don't know everywhere I
could not believe he would make it this
far and also telling her this motivating
story to keep Spirits High tell you a
story when we were kids Ethan had a hard
time getting potty trained she's not
listening to you bro and yet this is the
most this is more conversation than she
and Ethan have ever had his
pants so we went out to the woods
dropped his pants buried the
underwear couldn't tell you where to
find
him is that the whole story for the last
six eposides Rosalie falls down the
stairs and gets back in bed and that's
that's it and literally has Amnesia do
you remember anything
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else I have to get to
work to work since when does she have a
job what we've never established that
she works do you remember anything else
uh I got to go uh I just remembered I
have a 9 to5 I have a shift at Staples
I'm sorry I really got to go got a clock
in I'm out of PTO I just remembered I
got to go there what the am I doing here
I Ethan are you
Ethan I'm going to start using that
sound effect cuz I do it all the time
and it just cuts off perfectly at the
end no I'm
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not who are
you nobody
why would you say
that she has Amnesia she's confused you
need to help her you're not helping her
by being mysterious he's like who are
any of us really when you think about it
yeah do any of us have names even what
even is waking up what is an Ethan I
don't know why is Ethan who's to say the
king is still alive and and terrorizing
people so wa so who's home right now
because Talon Ethan and saurin are here
no one else lives in that house is the
king just like chilling there oh mine's
there and the sister I guess yeah but no
one who actually owns the house that
they're in is there they're just hanging
out and they they didn't think to
question like where'd everybody go he's
just sitting in a big empty room it's
like guys
hello
hi hi hi I'm sorry
I don't remember
anything you
what I just spit all over the place you
what you what you bloody
what are you joking are you bloody
joking don't
apologize we can start over
again this time I won't buy you
okay I had a feeling I was like there's
no way you're going to be playing that
well go
on so did they did they realize at some
point they were like hey it's really
messed up the way that they met and fell
in love to the point that we need to
make her forget about all of it and make
them start over Make Them Fall in Love
again cuz this is [Β __Β ] they
it's not [Β __Β ]
funny like is he going back came from
the back no like when I was a kid it was
they've got to like kill the king in the
last one right maybe he just dies off
screen based on the
novel
wait that was it but it says 46 it says
46 episodes and that says episode 45
we've been watching this for 2 hours we
have and that's the end we don't even
have like a resolution to critique we
don't have anything to critique because
we don't understand anything that
happened and nothing happened we don't
even know if she's pregnant and is like
going to have a
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kid after that very satisfying ending
let's see just how many coins this app
stole from me and by stole I mean I
voluntarily gave them my money and then
was surprised when they took it I have
222 coins left how many did you buy and
I bought 2,000 I bought 2,000 coins with
400 bonus coins for $20 after 45 EPO
sides each 20 to 30 second eposide cost
around 53 coins that's under $20 sure
but that's for one story the average
amount of episodes ranges from like 50
to 96 eposides $20 can get you a
subscription to Netflix without the a we
could gather that a lot of these stories
centered around the keyword Alpha
reminding me of the sergeon vampire
content after 2010 but a concerning
amount of the story lines revolve around
pregnancy I don't know what that's about
if you wanted to watch a movie about
someone with Stockholm syndrome Disney
plus is cheaper and you can just watch
Beauty and the Beast it's like these
Studios saw Twilight and said let's do
that but on 1 128th of the budget
obviously the actors here aren't at
fault they just had a wild script to get
through they put their whole ass into
acting the sh out of these lines that
they probably knew weren't going to make
any sense you might be wondering who are
these even for I'm assuming the
demographic for these shows are young
girls based on the themes of hot fantasy
men babies and royalty young girls or
middle-aged women I'm not quite sure
anyway thank you for joining us on this
very scientific Deep dive into this one
show to kind of peripherally examine
what's going on with these short story
apps because not only are their contents
weird nonsensical and at worst
concerning they're just swindling you
out of your money okay go watch Twilight
instead thank you to Chad Chad for for
doing this with me check out her channel
it's really good and funny she is great
and uh go check out my collab song okay
bye foret slow down the road
going taking all the
sight I hope everyone learned something
from this feel like like that's the
takeaway the takeaway is that and I hope
you don't forget it yeah tune in next
time
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