Open Thoughts with Bobbi Althoff
Summary
TLDRIn this lively and humorous podcast transcript, host Marco engages in a candid conversation with his guest, Bobby. The episode is filled with laughter, personal stories, and unexpected twists as Marco shares about his life, including his experiences with Sprite and his newfound wealth. Bobby opens up about her past, her struggles, and her journey to success. The dynamic duo also discusses their upcoming live tour, where they plan to engage with a live audience and share more of their comedic talents. The transcript showcases the genuine friendship and comedic chemistry between Marco and Bobby, promising an entertaining experience for fans.
Takeaways
- ๐ค The podcast episode is sponsored by Sprite and features a conversation between Marco and Bobby.
- ๐ฐ Marco expresses gratitude to Sprite for a significant financial deal, which he jokingly mentions as $1.5 billion.
- ๐บ Bobby's initial skepticism about the interview opportunity led him to suspect Marco of being a police officer.
- ๐ฅ The conversation includes humorous banter about their personal lives, including Bobby's living situation and Marco's perceived humility.
- ๐ Marco and Bobby discuss the impact of their first interview and how it changed Bobby's life, leading to further media opportunities.
- ๐ธ Marco gives Bobby a cash gift as a token of appreciation for their friendship and the opportunities they've shared.
- ๐ Bobby offers to cosign a Corvette for Marco, showcasing their supportive friendship.
- ๐คฃ There's playful teasing about Marco's appearance, including his choice of footwear and clothing.
- ๐ถ The podcast features a live audience and a live band, with plans for a live tour involving interactive Q&A sessions.
- ๐ Marco and Bobby's dynamic is characterized by a mix of humor, candidness, and mutual respect.
- ๐ค Suki, a comedian, is introduced and performs a stand-up routine, adding to the entertainment value of the podcast.
Q & A
What is the significance of Sprite in the beginning of the transcript?
-Sprite is mentioned as the sponsor of the episode, with the speaker, Marco, expressing gratitude to Sprite for the sponsorship deal that has significantly impacted his life.
How does Marco describe his initial interaction with Bobby?
-Marco initially thought Bobby was a police officer due to the nature of their meeting arrangement. He later realized Bobby was not a cop after checking his TikTok profile.
What was Bobby's reaction to the unexpected success of his interview with Marco?
-Bobby was surprised and excited when his life changed after the interview went viral. He received opportunities for further interviews, including one with NBC News.
Why did Marco feel unwelcome and uncomfortable during the interview?
-Marco felt unwelcome and uncomfortable because he sensed a shift in the atmosphere, possibly due to Bobby's body language and eagerness for the interview to end.
What did Bobby give to Marco as a gift, and why?
-Bobby gave Marco a sum of money as a gift to repay him for the opportunities and support Marco had provided him through the interview.
What was the humorous misunderstanding regarding the 'type' command?
-The misunderstanding arose when Bobby asked Marco to 'type' after giving him money, which Marco interpreted as a request to count the money. 'Type' was later clarified as an echo or confirmation, not a request to physically type anything.
What did Bobby and Marco discuss regarding their living situations?
-There was a discussion about whether Bobby lived in a one-bedroom apartment or a house, which led to a misunderstanding and clarification about their respective living conditions.
How did Marco react to Bobby's gift of money?
-Marco was surprised and appreciative of the gift. He expressed his gratitude and discussed the potential use of the money, including the idea of buying toothpaste and other necessities.
What was the significance of the 'Really Good Podcast' name?
-The name 'Really Good Podcast' was initially intended as a parody, suggesting that it was a 'really shitty podcast.' However, over time, it has become more entertaining and gained popularity.
What is the plan for the live tour involving Bobby, Marco, and Suki?
-The live tour will feature Bobby, Marco, and Suki with a live band, answering questions from the audience. They will also perform and engage in stand-up comedy, with the aim of creating an interactive and entertaining experience.
Outlines
๐ค Introductions and Gratitude
The paragraph begins with Marco expressing gratitude to Sprite for their sponsorship and financial support. He introduces Bobby, who is met with applause from the audience. The conversation flows with Bobby confirming his well-being and discussing the journey that led to the interview. Marco recalls his initial skepticism, thinking Bobby might be an undercover cop due to his appearance, but the atmosphere lightens as they delve into the story of how the interview came to be.
๐ Living Situations and Misunderstandings
This segment focuses on Bobby's living situation and the misunderstandings that arose during the interview. Marco feels that Bobby was unwelcome and uncomfortable, but Bobby clarifies that he was simply waiting for the interview to end. They discuss the aftermath of the interview going viral and Bobby's sudden change in life, including media attention from outlets like NBC News. The conversation also touches on the honesty and transparency between the two, with Bobby feeling that Marco tried to make him look bad for no reason.
๐ฐ Gifting and Financial Support
The conversation shifts to Marco presenting Bobby with a gift, which turns out to be a significant amount of cash. Marco explains that he wants to repay Bobby for the impact their previous interview had on his life. Bobby is surprised and grateful, but also confused about why Marco would think he needs money. Marco then suggests they go shopping for essentials like toothpaste, highlighting the genuine care and support between them.
๐ Appreciation and Future Plans
Marco continues to express his appreciation for Bobby, acknowledging the boost in his career following their interview. He presents Bobby with another gift, this time money, and they discuss the implications of gifting, including taxes. Bobby is appreciative but also confused, as he would have preferred practical gifts like toothpaste. Marco then mentions a potential tour and collaboration, hinting at future plans and opportunities for both of them.
๐ค Genuine Friendship and Support
The dynamic between Marco and Bobby is explored further as they discuss their relationship and the concept of best friendship. Marco insists that Bobby is his best friend, while Bobby clarifies that they are more like homies. They share a moment of genuine appreciation for each other's support and the impact they've had on one another's lives. The conversation also includes playful banter about Marco's upcoming tour and Bobby's potential involvement.
๐ Corvettes and Future Collaborations
The discussion turns to more material gifts as Marco contemplates getting a Corvette and considers Bobby as a co-signer for the purchase. They also discuss the logistics of the upcoming live tour, with Marco inviting Bobby and Suki to be part of the show. The conversation includes negotiations about payment and the expectations for their roles in the tour, highlighting the professional and personal aspects of their relationship.
๐ค Comedy and Tour Preparations
Suki, a comedian, is introduced to perform stand-up comedy, and the group discusses the dynamics of the upcoming live tour. Marco emphasizes the importance of being real and authentic during the event, while also expressing concerns about maintaining a positive atmosphere. The conversation includes playful teasing and banter about each other's outfits and personalities, as well as discussions about the logistics of the tour and the potential for incorporating comedy into the performances.
๐ Final Thoughts and Promotes
The conversation wraps up with discussions about the naming of the podcast, the 'Really Good Podcast,' and the plans for future episodes. Marco and Bobby joke about the title and its implications, while also discussing the potential for growth and improvement. They also talk about promoting their social media presence and the importance of having a strong online following. The segment ends with a call to action for the audience to follow them on Instagram and tune in for future content.
Mindmap
Keywords
๐กSprite
๐กPodcast
๐กInterview
๐กSponsorship
๐กLive Audience
๐กTikTok
๐กUndercover Cop
๐กLaguna Beach
๐กAppreciation
๐กDepression
๐กTour
Highlights
Marco expresses gratitude to Sprite for their sponsorship and the significant financial support.
Bobby's initial suspicion about the interview opportunity due to the unusual offer of payment.
The humorous misunderstanding when Marco thought Bobby might be an undercover cop due to his appearance.
Marco's anecdote about the expensive Uber ride to Laguna Beach, highlighting the extravagance of the gesture.
The discussion about the unexpected viral success of the initial interview and its impact on Bobby's life.
Bobby's candid admission of feeling unwelcome and uncomfortable during the interview at one point.
The playful banter about Marco's living situation and Bobby's assumptions.
Marco's attempt to clarify misconceptions and set the record straight on the storytelling dynamics.
The humorous exchange about Marco's 'best friend' comment and Bobby's reaction.
Bobby's surprise gift to Marco, highlighting the unexpected generosity and camaraderie.
The lighthearted back-and-forth about the money gift, taxes, and how it's used.
Marco's reflection on the importance of being genuine and real, emphasizing the value of authenticity.
The discussion about the upcoming live tour and the anticipation of audience interaction.
The comedic moment when Suki joins the conversation and the dynamic between the three personalities.
The playful teasing about Marco's appearance and fashion choices.
The segment where Bobby and Marco discuss their 'type' and the humorous misunderstandings that follow.
The candid conversation about handling negativity and the internet's impact on mental health.
The discussion about the podcast's name and its evolution from a parody to a more serious endeavor.
The humorous and candid exchange about past experiences and how they shape current perspectives.
Transcripts
[Music]
hello BR this me Marco and this episode
is brought to you by Sprite thank you
Sprite for giving me a dorsman deal
thank you for actually saving my life
and paying my bills for giving me $1.5
billion and nobody would never believe
me because I don't act like it so thank
you that should have happened one day
how you doing never mind let me get let
me introduce
Bobby and the live
[Applause]
audience Bobby is here today Round of
Applause can y'all clap too no Round of
[Applause]
Applause where we start this has been a
long journey it has yeah so for you
don't
know are you okay Bobby yeah I'm okay
you have Co no I don't okay that's rude
Bobby uh want to go into the story about
how we got to the interview um the what
side okay from my point of
view I remember seeing the ACT and it
was just saying like oh I will pay
somebody if you do this interview so
that caught my attention like this is
really really really nice and then I
went and I
seen you at first I thought you was the
police honestly so I looked into it I
went to your Tik Tok what made you think
thought hm what made you think thought
you definitely look like you can be an
undercover cop in power and now that I
just said that guess what what's going
to happen I don't know you going to get
the r
power as Undercover I could see you as
you look like somebody off uh what's
that
show uh law law law what's that called
law by
uh law by citizen or order Law and Order
yeah the woman of Law and Order ah uh
continue with your story I feel like
this is not what you're saying
okay so you steal your clothes no okay
so when when I I seen the ACT huh look
at that one that my camera's out okay
okay my camera is out we got to look at
this
[Music]
one does someone have a mask for you no
I'm definitely
no you're definitely know so when I seen
the app I was like this is definitely
dope and I was like I'm going to reach
out so somebody can make some money
so then after that I was like okay I'll
get in contact with you I called her and
then she didn't pick up the phone so I
was like oh this definitely the police
but then she called back she was like
I'm putting my kids asleep so I'm like
this is definitely suspicious I remember
uh the VT Awards cuz I was like I was
like what do you want to just fly me out
and do it and then she was like no I
don't I would never fly nobody out so
I'm like okay whatever what I said like
I said she said I never fly that's not
what I said like I said like I said
that's not what I said
said I couldn't afford to you said I
would never fly nobody out I said I
can't right now did I pay for your Uber
though there yeah yeah and I put you in
an Uber SUV all the way to Laguna Beach
it was like a $400 Uber what else was
you going to put me in a regular
Uber oh my camera's back working y'all
thank you uh so now I'm looking at this
shot um so she put me in a uber black
that was pretty racist she put me in a
black
truck uh it was very comfortable and I
got to our house and it was all the way
like in a it was like a hood I swear to
God it was like a hood we in a beit that
was definitely as we can go to the clips
where it was it got dangerous in
there
so bunny Marco prize pick scene two take
six hello world I want to introduce you
to prospect you download this app you
can pick your favorite players from any
sports even from Call of Duty you pick
more or less and what you put in you
will receive don't forget to put funny
Marco you put up 100 you'll get a
100 I didn't know the interview would
blow up like the way it did cuz I was
being me and so humble huh so humble
continue I didn't cuz I was just you
know it was just a conversation and it
was a time where I was ready to go did I
tell you did you know that no oh what
yeah what do you mean it like when I got
to a certain point where I'm like okay
like I just felt unwelcome yeah I felt
uncomfortable he was probably at that
point right
there I was waiting for it to end right
but then you kind of picked it back up
again right so then after that interview
struck the
internet in the end as is as it hit the
internet I'm in my one-bedroom apartment
in Atlanta Georgia Bobby calls me and
says oh my God my life is
changing I just got an interview with
you know NBC News and I'm in my one
bedro apartment and I'm like
okay are just making this up what you
told me you lived in the house yeah you
just thought I'm in my one bedroom
apartment I know I'm I I definitely I
live live in the house like cuz that was
none of your business where I stay so
why are you saying now that you are in
your one-bedroom apartment cuz I feel
like we've been honest right
now are we not I I said in our interview
something happened along the lines of I
was like oh and then you were at your
apartment and you were like why did you
think I have an apartment yeah you did I
know I did you just tried to make me
look bad for no reason no clearly okay
no I'm telling you pay somebody you you
P somebody inocent you got me a black
truck I'm saying everything okay
right it blew up and
then yeah
go I feel like that was the worst way to
tell the
story what do you feel like I left out I
don't know it's just your storytelling
isn't very good right cuz it it took a
long time for you to say that mhm you
added so many unimportant details
like the fact that we became best
friends yeah but I don't I don't know
what best friends is it's what we are
like the second you walked out and said
nothing to me I knew that's my best
friend and you said hey let's get a
picture I didn't say that okay the
camera guy did and when you just looked
like you wanted to leave so bad and you
didn't want to spend any more time with
me I was like that's my best friend cuz
I you had us take our shoes off when we
went in I have everyone take their shoes
off you don't you wear shoes in your
house
[Music]
yeah it's kind of
dirty kind of dirty so at this point now
how do you feel like just with you in
are you looking at my acne you like okay
don't no how you feel don't look at it
I'm not I'm insecure about what does
that
sound uh that's just part of uh it's
raining right
now
we going to commercial break I'll be
right back are you actually sponsored
this Sprite or was I a joke we on
commercial break are you actually
sponsored this
spray can you answer that we on
commercial break I just want to know are
you actually
no that's that's that's that's people
problem always want to be nosy huh what'
you say speak
up Marco hold on we on commercial break
clearly that's why I'm asking you off
this off the record I know are you are
you sponsored this right huh are you
sponsored this
right it's raining outside right it's
really raining oh wow Nick will you
check my phone and make sure that I
didn't get any text so overall like
actually I don't know where it is how do
you feel when people say like oh she
took more CL
Stu yeah I I say to that that you took
my
stuff
but no I I know you didn't but to be
fair I couldn't take your stuff cuz I
had never seen you at all when I was
already doing this is getting scary we
losing power but we going to keep going
through it hey your likes ever got cut
[Music]
out no I honestly think
that we were both kind of doing the same
thing a little different and then
someone was like introduced me to you
cuz they were like oh you guys are so
similar right that's the first I'd ever
heard of you seen you yeah I don't I
don't feel that way I just feel like you
being you I'm being me I'm just saying
no I don't really when I do hear it oh
you're answering question I let me talk
don't be mean no I was I was trying to
talk then say excuse me or just wait
till I finish only say excuse me when I
fart so what I was saying
I guess give props when dud and I feel
like you do your job I feel like you
doing what you got to do and I feel like
you getting where you got to get
to yeah yeah so but but what I do
appreciate cuz like before you my
interview with you I feel like that
really blew up for for me it took me to
different
levels so
um I have a present and you're actually
going to need to use it for something
that I didn't think I think you might
need to use it to like fix the studio
after it blows away but I have a gift
for
you uh let me see I don't the face I
don't like I don't like let me see I
don't like Starbucks I don't
like uh I don't like
chicken close your eyes on going close
my eyes close your eyes no close your
eyes
I look CL eyes around you close your
eyes I ain't never had a white woman
told me close my
eyes can you just close your eyes please
Marco thank you put your hand
out open your eyes oh
I'm going cost more than
that I'm definitely not $20
ho come with another
20 we could probably talk business you
don't even have a pocket in your stolen
shirt hey guys she got me
$20 I hope that you appreciate it yeah I
do I appreciate anything that I didn't
have that I just got yeah okay close
your eyes I'm not about to keep closeing
eyes close your eyes this is the last
time I'll ever ask you to do
that
I asked you to close your eyes if you
open them again I'm taking this and I'm
leaving are you closing on yeah
okay
oh I'm not Sal it for you this is a
setup what do you mean is this stoling
no where would I even steal that
from
you're
welcome I'm trying to figure out what's
going
on I just wanted to repay
you I want you to count
it do you want me to count
it
2,000
4,000
56
6,000 1 2 3 4 5
6 7
8 9
10
11 this my yeah it's yours now on
God say on God on on
God say on what else do you need me to
say type huh on type huh type
you want me to say that yeah what
does that mean type type mean like
all right type it's your money type
okay type okay that's not a
bad word trust me you won't get in
trouble type is like
ditto I don't know I don't know why you
mentioning 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15
16 17 18
I ain't never count as much money I
don't believe
that why you give it to me though
because you you helped me I'm giving you
a present why you think I need money out
of everything I didn't say I thought you
needed money yeah do you think that
people need money every time you gift it
to them no I need other like
toothpaste and like that let's go
to the store then and buy toothpaste if
that's what you want thing I mean I'm
appreciated I feel like if I walked in
here and handed you toothpaste you would
be
insulted the probably would why
would you set me up like that
then who hands someone that much cash
and is told that they wish they had
toothpaste
instead what are you going to do with
that buy
furniture I need to get a backstory of
it cuz I feel like this is your way is
like paying your taxes and then you
going you going to come with a little
form I got to pay some taxes and oh
yeah you definitely have to pay your
taxes on that that's that I
gave you double what I was going to give
you so that half of it can go to taxes
so basically I only got half of this
money that's how America works I'm sorry
or CN I don't live in America I live in
my
home that's how it
works I'm sorry but I did I was I only
wanted to give you half of that MH but I
also didn't want you to
feel like you were losing half so can
you what's half of
25 half 25 20 well half of 20 is 10 half
of five is 2.5 half of 25 12
12.5 no yes half for 25 is uh what's
that I just told you what 12.5 I didn't
graduated from school neither did I
right I'm getting smarter though right
cuz I've been get more money and using
my money to educate myself right do you
use your money to educate yourself huh I
feel like I'm interviewing you again no
because I'm just trying to figure out
like all right is this what you do
during your interviews you don't even
talk to the other person no I'm actually
talking I feel like I'm interview how
you feeling today I'm okay I'm blessed
as hell right now a
up know what that mean mm- I'm up as
right
now congrats what was that it's F
everybody seeing this hm everybody
seeing this who's seeing that bro I
swear to God he just blessed a I
also have another present for you
come
on huh it's another person ah I'm good
on that excuse you real quick I got to
show my boy this I ain't never had
no woman give me this much money really
in your whole life I can believe that
I've never had anyone just hand me that
much money either have you had a guy
give you that much money no no well you
just said I've never had a woman yeah so
I've never had anyone a business
have
hey what you
see got my huh you said I got the money
I owe
you say you he talking about the I
owe him I forgot I owe
him I like I with you that's do you
want me to answer no no I got I got no I
with you that's one thing I did say
I don't never I I never even talk I
never talk down on you nothing I think
they're like she's trying to on
people and when I watched the interview
offet like damn that was pretty bad I
really feel like you're a good ass
yo
yo I call your M that oh no no you good
hey wa hey hey
hey yo what's up with you
brother
yeah I just got this little shy o
down chcken on one of my old school cars
uh look I got a show in uh I'mma have
the show down there I want to talk to
you we going to be in uh Texas I want to
rap with you when I get like before so
we could do something Houston what what
days I'm at uh I'mma call you right this
interview and then I'm G do it so we
could do something what day though uh I
don't know the date off top of my head
11 10 through the 11th all right all
right so now I really like from the
bottom of my heart yeah from the bottom
of uh bikini bottoms thank you from the
bottom of bikini bottoms SpongeBob
Bikini Bottoms I want to say thank you
like this is really really dope and I
really appreciate it and whatever going
to come with this after this is cool I
and the fact that I'm like I'm giving
you another interview I can't imagine
what you going get me after
this I can't imagine what you going to
get me cuz this just a little 25 so a
little huh a little I had to beg my
business manager to let me give you that
yeah he cut what I was going to give you
in half yeah and then tried to cut it in
half again and I said I know that I have
like who who hell is that who's doing
all that who stopped all that who
stopped my
listen here's the thing I made a
lot of money since our first interview
yeah but I also spent almost all of it
yeah I'm I'm giving
you like what I have right now to G
Qui I thought you can't see without them
no I can see
[Music]
now and then we were supposed to go on
tour together I I want to do it again I
was just depressed and you didn't
care I didn't know what depressed mean
honestly and I I I did I text you no I
you text me a long paragraph I really
don't be reading yeah clear I text you
and I was like so I'm really depressed
but do you know I told you I don't read
right now you telling me that no because
every time I call you text me I'll call
you like hey but to be fair I told you
it and then you just unfollowed me n
because that's just that was before that
was before that was before you text me
and I didn't even no no no you text you
unfollowed me right after you text me
yes that was not me I was out of my body
I'm so sorry that was up yeah I
followed you back though I know and then
we let it was a lot of people that
wanted to see us I know I was sad when
you unfollowed me yeah
I cried I was sad before this interview
I'm good now why were you sad before
this
interview n I'm just I'm good I came all
the way out here to give you that right
and I was really excited when you said
you wanted to have me on your show yeah
cuz You' had a lot of so with with you
make them all come here huh you make
your all your guests come here no just
like special guests nobody's been here
but you in Nicki Minaj she came here
yeah what she said sitting in the seat
yep it's Prett cool yeah are you guys
funs
now I wouldn't walk around with that huh
I wouldn't like walk around with that in
your arm no not not where I'm
from
um so would you would you mind we've
been you know would you like to go on
tour and go and talk to people and
really see what they have to say or ask
us yeah
would you show up I would show up this
time I'm not depressed anymore yeah I'm
good now I'm
happy you're not going to like I feel
like you're interviewing and this is a
perfect opportunity for you to ask me
why I was sad but you're just mute over
there oh damn I
[Music]
me oh the fact that we just came back
from commercial break we're here with
the one and
only Marco you know what's crazy what is
I feel like I've taken a lot of people's
advice from when I started my podcast to
now but you haven't changed at all so
I'm going to give you a little advice
yeah you can talk to your guests you can
ask them questions okay yeah and when
somebody's bringing up something sad
that's your cue to then inquire
more try
that this morning I drove here and
and um I almost so after I leave why see
that's rude no I'm listening no that's
up do you do this to all your
guests or just me I'm listening shy Cal
$25,000 I'm listen this is how I listen
with your eyes closed okay and the
little probably sleepy little
sleepy I'm tired yeah I took a red eye
to come here oh I'm going to London
after this I do yeah you want keep going
keep going let's go what was you talking
about well I was really sad yesterday M
I was crying right why oh good job um I
was just sad I was just feeling
sad cuz I'm probably going to start my
period
soon Marco you have like 17 kids you
should know about that don't act like
that I just never had nobody tell me
that tell you
what and and I'm I'mma add sad music to
that when you were saying that what part
when you was the whole storyline so that
you have 17 kids no no I don't have 17
kids so would you like to talk
about what
um my period the D work my period no the
d word or no that better my dad
my
dog
my show to do it what do I have to say I
don't
know or not damn
um what is some things that you want
people to know about you though like
about me yeah I love my
dog very
much and that's the dword you were
referring to so I'm
yeah so with me I feel like
mhm very caring
open you're describing yourself
yeah okay and I feel like I go in every
everywhere I go 10 out T to down I one
thing about me I'm going to keep some
paper on
me so random and I just appreciate
everybody like I appreciate you I
appreciate the establishments the
establishments and just a lot of ability
that you a gave me to get on your
platform as well you know what I'm
saying like you actually did something
for me too thank you yeah so I
appreciate you for all that all that
got you like four followers yeah
and N just being solid like you know
what I'm saying hold holding the
down you know what I'm
saying I'm just say just holding me down
like you just like we cool we made sh
happen like we're great friends and you
know what I'm saying is real everything
is real like that's one thing when you
wake up and just be real yeah yeah would
you consider me your best friend now
uh why is that hard question we talk
like
every week yeah but my best
friends we we we we
be so no I wouldn't say best friend give
me that back what I no you the
homie my
bestie bestie Marco beste give the
bestie okay we be Bob I'm gonna ask that
again and then you're going to like say
what I want to hear hell yeah okay and
then you're going to cut out the part
where you say what I don't want to
hear okay would you consider me your
best friend type
thank you look at this homie like
everybody everybody I swear to people
know I'm like I have one more present
but it's running a little behind all
right yo FaceTime me I show you
something Who you
calling hold
[Music]
on guess guess guess where I got it from
we we honest oh hold
on don't tell me
Bob nope she never never do no like
that
huh oh
Harvey uh sh I got it from one of my
boys oh man yeah okay you know what I'm
going to leave no no no no no no no no
no no no hold on hold on it ain't no no
no it's from all right you got one more
guess and I'mma flip the camera
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around not la la another guess now
Minaj that was
close uh berry berry come on it's close
no it's somebody that I really really
with no no she like you
already said her name you already said
her name you already said her name yeah
you said no no no no she ain't GNA Bobby
Bobby oh hi yeah Bobby you Bobby you had
that for him I got something for you
what do you
have he better bring that to you he got
someone you got some money oh yes is it
the same amount where you at right now
my kids are going to eat it I got it's
on the way I'm on the way are you in
town yeah I'm about to walk in the door
I thought you was in Dallas
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oh who else thought I met him you said
what I met him right in
Vegas uh yeah yeah you met him what's
his name no I'm really happy like you I
ain't never I like I I'd be happy and
but I'm excited Who you calling now
this my other boy can you stop making
phone calls now this how it be when a n
get paper
it's like I just hit the lotto
yo guess what y just hit the lotto
what look Bobby gave it to me oh yeah
look I was about to call you look what I
just did bro
what doing
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oh you got a
Corvette yeah you got the white how much
was
that
what' you say how much was
that nice little Penny but one of my
some
bread what like I know but it was at
least over like 1,000 right
100K it was it was close to that all
right I'll call you back I'll call you
back can you with me with a little
bit 100K more huh can you with me
with 100K get this you want me to give
you 100K or put a car your name I don't
have any more money I told you that's
all I have what's your credit score like
it's like a seven something that's good
you think we can get a Corvette in your
name or some a
Corvette for you to drive you can drive
it to okay I just keep the keys and it's
going to be in Atlanta no no no La sure
I don't think they'll approve me huh
maybe no no they they approve you should
I call my business manager and ask if
that's okay yeah yeah don't bring me up
though not right now after the show call
them don't bring don't bring me up don't
say nothing about nobody
else okay so just say I want a Corvette
yeah he's going to say
Bobby you gave all of your cash your to
Marco it a got to be now so on they make
more money yeah just get the Corvette
and then I'm the coign on it so I have
my name just in case anything weird
happened you're going to cosign yeah I'm
why don't you just get one well no this
out of my lead Marco you just got a
million dollar deal with Sprite
yeah okay for you
so so far who do you feel like your best
interview was
um H it's a tough one I'm going to just
go with
recently like because I put it out last
week mine with whz was really fun who
whz whally it was really dope yeah he
was funny and we smoked weed and I don't
do that so that was fun yeah it's that's
cool who's your favorite that you've had
uh favorite favorite that I had
recently uh they Chelle that's weird cuz
I'm sitting right here and you're
holding cash I gave you but I'm not I
you said recently this ain't out yet
this is happening by the time it's
out it will be out you see this it'll be
out I thought you really wanted to have
a real life conversation yeah no I truly
thought that this would be your favorite
interview no no no the one that we did
that was my favorite right there that
was a good one that was yeah in my
office I really post nobody interview
clips that I do and I post it I every
single segment of that interview went
viral yeah like every you could do you
really know Tupac or you don't know
Tupac is I know who that
is you was around
yeah name five of his songs that's not
fair why obviously I don't know if I
anyone songs I'm going pull it up and
then I want you to read them
off but read it like you know it why did
you pick these photos to like put Around
Tupac songs I hate
it here read those
here I thought you
part read it California Love look at say
it look at like when you look at the
camera as you say like you know it and
say with oh okay um my favorite T box
songs are all eyes on
me um changes California Love
Dear Mama you trying to read all the
good songs not read that gangster
he got in there I'm purposely reading
the ones that I can read thank you here
you go those are my favorite you didn't
read the uh hit them up still balling
you like I said everybody else
so many tears keep my head
up I ain't mad at you how you want it
hell Mary life goes on can't see me H Do
It For The Love picture me rolling only
P got only only uh death can you
read only only fear of death Until the
End
tampons or this what's that what's that
mean the T
work Temptations
oh so but no I we have we have a big
announcement and we going to go live
with I want you to be a part of it I
want you to come I would love to can I
come to every single show yeah really
yeah what do you want me to do there on
the tour more I just want I just want
people to be able to get the experience
and just have this like in life and be
able to see so we're going to sit in
seats and talk yeah like the live
audience I got today and it's going oh
yeah all all two of them no over there I
see the seats I see what you're going
for no that's happening there's no one
there don't downplay me there's no one
there don't downplay my Marco you
you don't have to
lie I'm up you don't have to lie Che Bob
check Bob check what does that
mean what are you
doing what are you
doing do you remember introducing me to
Suki can you
speak Marco I'm I'm going to go soon cuz
check B check I don't know what that
means you're not
man the one and only man we got the fact
let me matter of fact let me shout out
the most wonderful people in the room
like the best people that ever done
something for me I want to give a shout
out to my boy Harvey my boy Damon with
the production and my boy that edits
this this is Trey I want to shout
out everybody that done something for me
in his room and let's get back to this
episode now what did you say about Bobby
why didn't you shout me out
I was with you and I want to
give a shout out to Bobby the one and
only off
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top but no I remember introduc you to
Suki I feel like that was going to be a
good collab how's it being it's great
actually have her here where I think
she's in that closet Suki here you got
her in here I think she's like in a
closet somewhere the told we break
her hair we love her so what what is
something that if you feel like the
world want to know about me and you get
to ask what would it be oh are you
really an
as in
what how else can that be interpreted I
mean what like I'm saying break it down
is this what you're like in real
life I mean I have if you really want to
have real life conversations and you
want me to be there for you to cater to
you and be like give you great advice I
can do
that but if you want me to be me I I'm
me you
know well I just think
that what else do people want to know
about funny Marco no but I really do I I
really feel like I do want the real to
know that you are a good person this is
me being
like all aside it's all
aside aside okay uh
she's a great person and I feel like the
real would like to see us in I feel like
they have good questions and I would
like to make that happen you make it
happen and shout out to you for being
like solid and before you do leave is it
a way that you would like to talk to
people how do you handle
when people you know the internet you
feel like it's irritating you or tolds
you how do you handle it and I will tell
you how I handle it
h how do I handle when the internet is
mean yeah like how you feel like damn
like I really don't like this oh I hate
it right
yeah but how you figured out a way to
handle it yeah I take medication mhm and
I take sleeping pills okay I sleep
through the pain okay well I want to
give you advice one thing you I can say
is that if you accept it good sometimes
you just going to have to understand
that there going to be some bad mhm and
just you know go through you musty do I
have like hair in my armpit cuz you're
looking there no but no just understand
that everything ain't going to be you
know perfect and you got opportunity and
we got one time to do this so you got
understand that it's going to be people
that you going to have supporters you
going have people that's there to be
nosy and you got people there to just
talk and that's like the world that
we live in in I understand if you got
the supporters cater to them and
understand when they do say something
just say thank you even if you are
hating on me you still watching me so I
appreciate you for supportting me so
support come in many different ways and
you got accept it all thank you yeah so
I have to Medicine sometimes and just
like chill and just relax and this some
stuff is a mindset thing it's a mindset
thing yeah is that your slogan all and
be honest you're still not my
type I don't I don't believe that I
never have believed that I will never
believe
that no like you a good person like
personally wise but I'm ugly no you're
not ugly no cuz just I don't even use
rate me one through 10 one 1210 as then
what are you stupid
dumbum what's that song are you dumb
stupid or dumb no it's a song yall know
what's that song y' no one knows what
you're talking about answer my question
all right rate me 1 through 10 five is
average 10 is
like who's like the most beautiful
person in the world you
know oh that's a good
one
I really like I really
like Tiana Taylor laa Missy Elliott uh
just one of them let me keep going hold
on Missy Elliott Holly Barry uh niiki
Min uh let's see
Kesha I used to around with kha she
was so thick she was crazy
she put her hands on me one time I
called the police uh oh Deana a girl
named Del sh okay Marco there tons five
is
average one through four are below I
mean four is like below average yeah
what am I you're 10 I'm not a 10 I know
that's a lie so you know you're just
lying to me that's your opinion though
you're a 10 because you have confidence
you have energy you're a real life
person and you living in your truth that
will make you a 10 okay it ain't always
about but I'm still not your type
no that's okay you're a couple more
thousand we could definitely be my type
you're not my type either I'm happy
you're not my type I bet it's good yeah
I got a lot of kids with a lot of baby
Mas and you they be on some and
you don't need anymore and I don't ever
want to be one of them clearly stay 6
feet away from me yeah seven feet we're
kind of too close right now uh the world
I want you guys to tune in to where' you
come up with the name before we go where
did you come up with the name of your
podcast the really good podcast yeah you
just randomly said that well no it was
supposed to to be like a parody of a
good podcast so it's like a really
shitty podcast so the joke was that I
called it a really good podcast see
people should out that cuz that's what
it's like G live type
yeah but now it's kind of becoming a
little bit
good a little bit not a lot not it's
good it's entertaining yeah I watched a
few episodes what did you
watch hours yeah
who knew that would be seen by so many
people I could have worn more makeup for
that yeah my hair was gone I'm like my
hair color you got a little thicker
since then
too I don't think so think I lost weight
no you got thicker my boobs got smaller
I don't know nothing about that don't
look but I think everyone else would
agree that happen not really none of my
business you're my best friend I know
yeah you're not n you really like you
really made my day
did I yeah thank you you really made my
day and I appreciate that like they
side where're at the door it's locked
what door hold on flip it around hold on
hold on hold
on hey come take this she got people
come come here here it's one person her
makeup artist yeah that
take where is she I oh know oh know just
look to look cool
okay all right thir coming right now
come here right
now
um act act normal why are you acting so
what are you
doing hey why the you bring her why
the you bring her hey I've been
waiting on you what's
up acting like you've been waiting on me
I had been waiting on you for how long
for a long time I've been waiting I've
been the whole episode ain't ain't
nothing but good being said about
you let them know what you working today
okay so today I got on some skims Kim
Kardashian made this and this is like
for the girls that's Slim in the waist
and thick in the ass Kim Kardashian
herself so that that very long why you
why do you keep the tags on the stuff
like what why is the tags don't act like
you didn't used to take back yeah
okay no take it back oh okay I thought
you was like just cuz you fresh no cuz
you used to take you used to wear
clothes you used to wear clothes and
take them back don't even don't do that
Bobby don't she not she trying to
pretend to be this person she used to be
a booster she used to steal clothes walk
out she had a s my Hennessy they going
to put it in a cup to make it look like
it's um so well she used to be a booster
so you know the sensors that's on
booster is you just saying that word
like everybody know that's some good
so basically you know why they got
I don't know so basically you know why
they got sensor on clothes now sensors
on clothes yeah why because she used to
run in the stores and she used to snatch
and put them in bags and when she get
home she burn it and you burn it until
the little plastic come you put a little
screwdriver in there yeah I wasn't the
only one I did it cuz first of all you
getting it very very into detail how do
you
know yeah it still works so like outfit
how much was that outfit because we
could have got it for free half
off yeah that's that's what she used to
charge people half off for the outfit oh
you sawell it after yeah first of all I
only did that one time and that's when I
was pregnant you was stilling where you
had a baby in your stomach cuz my baby
daddy got locked up at the time so you
was going to judge her I know you're not
judging nobody no I'm saying but with
the baby in the stomach like
you that's don't don't you think that's
a good mom yes at the end of the day you
got to do what you got to do for your
kids to go and Di sporting good and
steal Nike jumpsuits it wasn't not no
dick SP good oh so oh you want to talk
about mother can we get my drink I'm not
I didn't know I was walking into this
you say all good stuff was being said
uhuh no I see what I'm about to do with
you yeah you see what you just did oh
yeah baby I got something I walked out
and you just try to play me like that
Marco yeah you need to be a better
person huh you need to be a better
person I am a good person no I am that's
my best friend right there and you're
with her I what stop talking
then I ain't said nothing bad about
if you say something else bad that
wasn't nothing B look she just I'm
calling the
IRS you ain't hear nothing from me no
more so be nice all right I a I'm
calling the
IRS I'm make Suki get it back from you
to she said she going to call the IRS on
both of us I did not say that I said if
you're mean to her I'm calling the IRS
on you can you tell her not can you tell
her not to call it RS on nothing yeah we
don't yeah I he but he's being mean
exactly you this is a different ball
game so I got a tour coming up do y'all
mind coming and coming out and being a
part of
Su you're going to come I'll be there
it's a live audience I'll be there no
you got the coins I'll be there or do
you want me do it for free like family
no no no no you definitely going to get
paid okay well what do I got to do
how much are you going to pay us
yeah y'all going to get paid we don't
party for free do we no yeah that's not
what we do right how much are you going
to did you just only bring yourself a
drink
Suki
you drink Hennessy oh no exactly she
drinks a top shelf liquor so guys I want
you to
know we have a a live tour with us three
uhhuh and this is it I feel like this
will be great and we going to have a lot
of audience and they going to ask
questions but y'all got to be real and
and
listen like you going to need like this
not not be all the way you don't say
that to her huh what is wrong with you
no I'm saying like I want her to just be
like you know is she I have a question
if I'm not your type is she your type is
silk my type yeah she I don't she
couldn't stand a chance with me I
couldn't stand a chance with you like
what does that mean like so you you the
prize maybe you think you're the prize
you just asked me to get you a Corvette
and you're the prize oh he wanted them
that be don't do that don't do that okay
well at the end of the day I you always
say that I'm not your type and I'll let
you get away with it but baby you're not
my type ever and I don't even have a
type so just imagine not being qualified
at
all especially keep wearing them big ass
orthopedic
shoes it's like you purposely go to the
thrift store and pick the worst
F I been
killed I didn't oh no no no you heard
that what you heard what I just said
yeah the Vib been Ked so I killed the
but when I came out here showing love
you started talking about me first I
didn't say nothing bad about I he said I
was a booster and I still close yeah you
did do that like I should be between you
two I think I need to mediate y'all need
to get air up in here damn yeah since
you acting like a Mr fany smashy y'all
need to get some air up in this
what do you have to say to
be no I with it I feel like this is
great what do you have to say to these
allegations I don't even know what that
that
mean Marco what do you have to say about
what to these spell we don't both of us
don't know how to spell
allegations spell
allegations SP
it we both don't know how
to Marco look me in the eye right now
and tell me what do you think about the
things no spell allegations we both
don't leave me Al
how SP question you know how to spig you
know how to spell itations do that she
know how to spell it yeah you don't ever
try to make us like that I don't know
how to spell that word just off the yes
you do it's okay I will try if I get it
wrong no you went to school pay for no I
didn't did don't W that up did you no I
have an AA from a community college if
that counts what do EBT stand
for I don't even know but you better
today that's oh for real eat better
today is it really that's what it means
EBT that's why I you just ask her
what EVT said for she I don't know what
it stand for but it is food have you
ever bought I know what it is that have
I bought food stamp I know you buy them
no you bought it yeah okay I I don't buy
them that's a federal crime sir it's a
federal
crime and I already had to do community
service for
um
okay I save that for another time yeah
but I already got for tour um yeah so
okay so what do I have to wear like what
what is it given the live tour yeah you
have a live
band okay and and I'm definely huh what
band it's going to be a live band but
who's the band you just picking people
yeah they from Memphis Tennessee they
make good music no I just found them on
Craiglist okay are they cheap Craiglist
yeah no they going to be a live ban and
live audience going to be able to get to
see us and they going to ask us
questions and I don't want y'all to
it up so all they're doing is asking us
questions no I got some things to ask
y'all it's going to be the set and we
going to sit here and we going to be you
to ask me any questions today so I don't
know if you should but we're going to do
then but when we do this I don't want y
to I don't want y'all to this up
how we going to it we it up
you're going to it up okay I don't
want us all to it up okay that's a
better way to put
it how do we not it up don't make
me and Suki do a show without
you that' be up I mean he's
saying two things he saying they're
answer asking the questions and then
you're saying you're asking the
questions so who's really asking the
questions no it's going to be a live
they're going to get to okay can I do
some of my stand up at least yeah right
now let's do it okay all right guys
before we head out we we got the one and
only comedian Suki give her a round of
applause
sukiana she will be performing right now
let's get into it stand up let's
go
okay so what's up
everybody who got who got good coochie
in the
crowd okay yeah it's only two people
they said stand back a little bit you
got to stand back so don't don't run up
on me
now now everybody let's talk about him
since he want to be a comedian he walk
around with them orthopedic shoes and
them big ass pants that's hged up in ass
y'all go ahead stand up give us a give
us a 360 so we can see that outfit show
them how them pants is hged up that ass
and go ahead put put the shirt up in the
back so we all can see them buns as you
should hold on oh it smell like dookie
y'all he didn't wash his ass today and
that's why he so
cranky was that funny I wouldn't pay to
see that
anybody I wouldn't pay to see that
good cuz I'm not going to come on a tour
then no not I'm saying no no no that's
what I'm going to do
so okay can you tell them a joke at
least besides this disturbing in my
character
okay it's so funny because if you look
at his outfit you still talking about me
just like cuz for real look at your
outfit and I'm not being mean but it's
just like what are you going for like
what's the vibe funeral
funeral who
died bro my grandma I got a funeral
after this huh I got a funeral to go
after this I got to fly out to no you
don't where we going after this to go to
a funeral he didn't tell me that you
have's alive okay Bet before he told me
he's doing anything to make us feel sad
so we can go a tour with him wow but I'm
still going to go especially because
you're going to um my riter y going to
have food and stuff for me right yes no
Hennessy are you going to fly us private
to each yeah we got I got a jet I got us
a jet you have one Shaq Shaq got a jet
what sha got to do with this he got a
jet does he actually have one yeah I
believe he has one but what does he have
to do with this well he'll let us use it
why don't you ask him right now oh no
I'm busy you know Shaq yeah she know him
too you want me to ask him will he ask
him why he don't don't start saying
names and stuff you think he'll actually
let us you ask not me I'll just hand the
phone to you yeah I'll
ask what you get you scared I'm not do
it you offered it to me you offered his
you offered it so you should be the one
to ask
him let's see if he'll
answer why is my phone so
quiet that's gross he busy give him a
minute all right thank you guys for
tuning in give him no you said we was
going to get on Shaq uh jet you guys you
want to act like his bestie then let
call call his ass uhuh you said we was
getting on Shaq
jet yeah I'mma call him I'll get it
done uh thank you guys for tuning in
make sure you follow us all on Instagram
me more followers than
Marco no get us both up there we we want
the same amount yeah
how many followers you got a lot but we
going when we go work and we we get when
we get to work like I said you can get a
quick 40 I'm going get a quick 80 you
get 402 and I get we going to spit it
down the middle why are you getting 80
and we're getting 40 80
what followers dollars $80 baby
80k why do you get we get 40 yeah what
you mean why we oh cuz we women's yeah
what that's why we want equal whites we
do say right first
right r g HT that's what I
said we are we we all together split it
evenly evenly that's what I say between
the three of us no 84 got it no
problem yeah done okay make sure you
guys tune
in you anything y want to promote we
need to know that for real what's it
called was watching funny Marco and it
don't have nothing to do with us yeah so
what's the are going to be
called funny Marco and partner in him in
Partners in him oh so he about to have
everybody every city he go to he gonna
have people open up for him and we just
going to be a part of their little
act do I mean y' be partners or an which
one y'all want how we feel special we
want it to be Marco Bobby and Suki Marco
can we just name is Bobby and like
something like that Bobby plus Marco
yeah
you like that okay and Bobby plus Marco
yeah that's it that's that's the B look
he's so mad cuz he really just wanted us
to come and support but now he's just
all over the place because we want more
credit
don't cuss on this podcast it be
kids watching it you just cussed
bro and you said kids in the same
sentence and them kids they don't
know
me
thank you guys for tuning in we love you
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