spending too much money on Cameo
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining script, the speaker embarks on a Cameo Escapade, exploring the platform's comedic potential by ordering personalized video messages from various celebrities within a $500 budget. The video features a diverse range of talent, from musician Kenny G to Santa Claus, each providing unique and humorous messages. The speaker's interactions with the cameos are filled with laughter and surprise, showcasing the joy of connecting with idols in a personal way.
Takeaways
- 🎉 The speaker is excited to explore Cameo as a source of comedic potential and plans to invest $500 in it as an early birthday present to themselves.
- 🎮 The speaker intends to play a game with Cameo, ordering personalized video messages from various celebrities within their budget constraints.
- 🎵 Kenny G's Cameo is highly valued by the speaker, who is willing to spend over half of their budget on a message from him.
- 🎅 The speaker also opts for a Cameo from Santa Claus, intrigued by the logistics of his flight path and the nature of his elves' work.
- 🤣 The speaker humorously debates the budget for different celebrities' Cameos, considering the worth and entertainment value.
- 🎁 The anticipation builds as the speaker waits for the Cameos to arrive, planning to review them in a follow-up video.
- 📦 Upon receiving the Cameos, the speaker is pleasantly surprised and shares their reactions to each video message.
- 💌 The speaker sends a Kenny G Cameo to their parents for their 22nd anniversary, adding a personal touch to the gift.
- 😂 The speaker enjoys the humor and absurdity in the Cameos, particularly the roast from Nick Colletti and the pep talk from Elmo.
- 🌟 The speaker appreciates the genuine advice from Simon, an Irishman, on how to attract an Irish partner, despite the comedic approach.
- 🎬 The Cameo videos serve as a source of joy, entertainment, and personal connection for the speaker and their loved ones.
Q & A
What is the main purpose of the video?
-The main purpose of the video is to showcase the process of ordering and receiving personalized video messages, or 'cameos', from various celebrities and public figures through the Cameo platform as a form of entertainment and gifting.
How much budget does the speaker allocate for the Cameo Escapade?
-The speaker allocates $500 for the Cameo Escapade.
Which celebrity did the speaker decide to purchase a Cameo from first?
-The speaker decided to purchase a Cameo from Kenny G first.
What special occasion does the speaker plan to use the Kenny G Cameo for?
-The speaker plans to use the Kenny G Cameo for their parents' 22nd wedding anniversary.
What is the speaker's reaction to the price of Kenny G's Cameo?
-The speaker is surprised by the price of Kenny G's Cameo, considering it expensive, but ultimately deems it worth it for the personal value it holds.
Which character does the speaker get a Cameo from for comedic effect?
-The speaker gets a Cameo from Elmo for comedic effect.
What advice does Adam from Bumble give to the speaker regarding finding an Irishman?
-Adam advises the speaker to play to their strengths, such as being from Texas and liking Hosier, and to avoid referring to Ireland as part of the UK or Britain.
What does Nick Colletti do in his Cameo?
-Nick Colletti performs a roast for the speaker, making humorous and playful jokes at her expense.
What is the main concern the speaker has about Santa's Cameo?
-The speaker is humorously concerned about Santa's authenticity and the fact that he has their accent, which makes them feel a bit uneasy.
How does the speaker feel about the overall experience of receiving Cameos?
-The speaker feels that the experience is enjoyable and worthwhile, as it brought them joy and a sense of fulfillment, despite acknowledging the lack of practical value.
Which Cameo does the speaker consider the most valuable and why?
-The speaker considers the Kenny G Cameo the most valuable because it holds personal significance as a gift for their parents' anniversary and because of the emotional connection they have with Kenny G's music.
Outlines
🎉 Birthday Celebration and Cameo Escapade
The speaker expresses excitement for their early birthday celebration by exploring Cameo, a platform with untapped comedic potential. They plan to invest $500 into personalized video messages from celebrities, acknowledging the budget constraints and the need for worthiness in their choices. The speaker humorously addresses their business manager and outlines a plan to review and select Cameo messages, anticipating their arrival in five to six days. They emphasize the value of patience in receiving these personalized gifts, contrasting it with the instant gratification culture.
🤔 Budgeting for Cameo Choices
The speaker continues their Cameo exploration, considering various celebrities and their prices. They express enthusiasm for Kenny G and decide to purchase a message, despite it consuming a significant portion of their budget. The speaker also contemplates messages from other celebrities like Chris T and Elmo, eventually settling on a message from Santa Claus. They humorously discuss the logistics of ordering Cameos and the excitement of waiting for these personalized messages to arrive.
🎁 Receiving and Reacting to Cameos
Upon receiving the Cameos, the speaker shares their reactions to the videos. They are particularly moved by the message from Elmo, which serves as a motivational pep talk, and from Adam, who provides advice on dating an Irishman. The speaker also reacts to a roast from Nick Colletti and a heartfelt message from Kenny G for their parents' anniversary. Each cameo brings a unique experience, and the speaker appreciates the joy and humor these personalized messages bring.
🌟 Cameo Experience Reflection
The speaker reflects on the entire Cameo experience, expressing gratitude for the joy it brought. They share their surprise at the length and content of Santa Claus's message and discuss the logistics of his flight path. The speaker also humorously considers getting a tattoo based on a phrase from one of the Cameos. They conclude by appreciating the Cameos for their entertainment value and the positive impact on their mood.
💌 Closing Remarks and Acknowledgments
In the final paragraph, the speaker wraps up their video by expressing love and appreciation for their audience. They encourage viewers to comment, show love, and engage with their content. The speaker also acknowledges their parents for participating in the video, their sister for her help, and the editor for their work. They promote their merch, channel, and podcast, inviting viewers to continue engaging with their content.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Cameo Escapade
💡untapped comedic potential
💡budget
💡Kenny G
💡personalized messages
💡waiting for the gift
💡British accent
💡Caitlyn Jenner
💡TikToker
💡roast
Highlights
The speaker expresses excitement about using Cameo and its untapped comedic potential.
The speaker plans to spend $500 on Cameo and is willing to adjust the budget if necessary.
Kenny G is mentioned as a Cameo option, and the speaker is enthusiastic about the possibility of getting a message from him.
The speaker decides to purchase a Cameo from Kenny G, despite it being over half of the budget.
Elmo is another Cameo option the speaker considers, noting the British accent of the character.
The speaker opts to get a Cameo from Santa Claus, intrigued by the character's logistics and flight path.
Caitlyn Jenner's Cameo is mentioned as being priced at $2500, which the speaker finds expensive but considers for a friend.
The speaker contemplates getting a Cameo from Chris da Tre, but ultimately prioritizes Kenny G.
The speaker books a Cameo from Elmo for motivational purposes, asking for a pep talk.
A Cameo from Adam from Bumble is requested for advice on dating an Irishman.
Nick Colletti is chosen for a roast, and the speaker anticipates a humorous response.
The speaker receives a heartfelt Cameo from Kenny G for their parents' anniversary.
Elmo's Cameo motivates the speaker with a pep talk, pushing them to work harder.
Adam from Bumble provides genuine advice on how to connect with an Irishman, emphasizing cultural differences.
Nick Colletti's roast is playful and humorous, with a diaper-themed song.
Santa Claus's Cameo is lengthy and detailed, discussing the logistics of his flight path and the nature of his elves' work.
The speaker's investment in Cameos brings them joy and a sense of fulfillment.
The speaker values the Cameo from Kenny G as the best gift for their parents, earning the title of 'number one daughter of the year'.
Transcripts
hello and welcome brosi Nation welcome
back to the channel I feel like as an
early birthday present to myself I want
to do a little a little Cameo Escapade I
think Cameo is a well of untapped
comedic potential I want to do a little
game I'm going to a lot myself and if
you're my business manager watching this
sorry I'm working you know what I mean
$500 $500 and I have to budget
accordingly and if some are more
expensive than others it'll have to be
worth it okay and will I change the
rules maybe yeah it'll depend on kind of
what we find what I'm rocking with what
I'm loving so I'm going to order all
these right now I'm going to go through
and look what's on here and then we'll
be back in like five six days when all
the cameos have come in CU of course you
have to give the talent time to record
the art the art has to be made before
you can enjoy it right that instant
gratification we're not doing that with
CIO they make you wait for it okay you
got to you got to wait for that gift but
for right now let's go through and see
what we can find now okay for the
musicians I'm already seeing I think
that's Kenny G I love Kenny G if Kenny
G's on Cameo [ __ ] I bet they I bet
they're real Chris
Tre no [ __ ] way
$375 is
crazy I love kitty cheese like this this
is really cool I am ready willing and
able to send out beautiful messages for
you and also beautiful melodies for you
to those people that are special to you
you think he'll play
this I need c from Kitty G there's
people out here that really care about
you and you busted out
yes wait I'm actually not [ __ ] joking
in the slightest I'm going to buy one of
these from from Kenny G that's like over
half of my budget it's worth it that's
number one
okay from Big Time Rush aren't they on
tour I cannot believe I'm going to get a
cameo from Kitty G
I'm
leox you don't look a die over this is
insane dude I guess this is like the
equivalent of what You' pay for a meet
and greet like back in the day oh my God
during electri period I feel like I need
one from Chris doy dude but I would
rather spend my money on a k
G1 okay let's go look at other
categories Elmo we could buy one from
Elmo holy [ __ ] this dude [ __ ] this
dude is a menace have y'all seen him big
beep B me sexy be be gymnastic no be be
people I'm here I'm on Cameo he's
British of course he's British Santa
okay we'll get one from Santa oh yeah
let's go actors
price no [ __ ] shot Caitlyn Jenner on
K
me
$2500 everybody Caitlyn Jenner here uh I
am getting involved with I have to get
one for my best I have to get a Caitlyn
Jenner Cameo for Taylor right now all
right guys go fund me in the comments
below for a cameo from Caitlyn
Jenner not Logan Roy G
they've got oh you know they're having
[ __ ] Tom Fon reach sex audios dude
you know
it I don't know why I'm doing it by most
expensive I just kind of want to see
who's on here let's do voice actors he's
hot what was he in what does he do I
need him how about for kids y cocomelon
do you think it's animated let's say for
instance I want Thomas the Tank Engine
Cameo it's animated chug chug wo I'm
Thomas the number one engine here on
Cameo with a special it's literally just
like an AI generated like hello and
happy birthday to Kyle he is turning
four hello and happy birthday to Kyle
from Thomas Tage and you're turning four
and then Kyle's
like Thomas Knows My Name happy birthday
to Thomas from tanking athletes now if
Sam Hartman were to be on
Cameo do you think
y'all are lucky Sam Harman is not on
this app y'all are
lucky I need one from him I love him I
love him dude don't go to therapy drink
yourself to death be a man I need one
from
Nick I need one from Nick colleti okay
okay if I do Kenny G he's 375 okay I
need that for me this is for my birthday
I don't give a [ __ ] 500 minus 375 I have
[ __ ] $125 to work with Santa Claus
perhaps yep we'll do Elmo Chris da Tre
195 it's out of the budget dude hey
what's up everybody I know a lot of you
have been asking I have I have been and
you know what I'm about to say that's
real controversial would Chris T is sexy
dude I don't care I don't care okay
let's buy Elmo and friends first pep
talk myself Britney can you tell me to
get my ass up and work
can
[Music]
you can you tell me to get my ass up and
work can you nag at me and really tell
me to get my [ __ ] together for the
family or you're going to leave me tell
me to stop being lazy and show up for
our kids thanks
Elmo continue so that was 33 bucks [ __ ]
book another one I ask him a question
what's the question I have how do I get
a man to ask me on a date what's
something you want Boston be a man to
know about you I have a big forehead and
small lips I'm funny but my energy is
offputting help me Boston be a man this
is too easy cuz I loaded my card in here
okay $ 7590 we're at $109 that's two why
is Kenny G so goddamn expensive I need
one from Kenny G wait okay I'm going to
book this but I'm going to I'm going to
hello when did Mom and Dad get
married what year I can't remember I was
in the wedding I have to double check
hold on if I'm going to buy this for my
parents anniversary I think it was 2002
so 22 years all right let's book it
Kenny G my parents 22nd anniversary you
soundtracked their wedding Montage my
mom loves you and so do I a bit of
forever in love thanks Kenny wait I'm so
excited I can't believe I'm about to pay
$400 for a kitty G Cameo worth it screw
it dude I broke the rules cuz I love my
parents maybe I make the budget $600 cuz
that just threw a wrench in the whole
thing dude we'll do two more let me book
one from Nick ketti I'm kind of friends
with Nick so I See This Could You
Freestyle whatever's on your heart okay
44 bucks period Down the Hatch okay what
do we got 153 plus
$412 565 okay I can do one more let's do
one one more chatry can't afford you
brother that would have been real let's
do one from Santa Santa I am curious
about the logistics of your flight path
how do you enter different country's
airspace without being shot down do you
have trade agreements and are the elves
paid a salary or hourly thanks love you
done 1650 we could do one more let's see
what Tik tocker is on Cameo Jesus Christ
hell yeah be oh B Adam from Bumble a for
our de tonight at eight you are very
excited for your de at it yeah I need
one from him how do I bag an Irishman
Simon I am relying on your wisdom and
good graces to help me tap into the
mindset of the Irishman of my dreams I
am from Texas I love
Hosier there's not really much else to
share and I yearn for a life in the
Irish Countryside help 66 my business
manager needs a raise a total of $
64750 were spent today on this [ __ ]
so once these cameos come in full film
part two and now we
wait okay guys it's time all the cameos
came in I'm so excited I'll be honest I
forgot what I typed so these are going
to be kind of a a pleasant little
surprise to me because when I film
YouTube videos I black out so let's see
what Elmo has to say let's let's see
what Elmo's rocking with hi Bry hi Elmo
here today to give you the ultimate pep
talk now Elmo is so tired of you just
sitting around get off your lazy ass and
get up and go to
work I mean really Britney really you
got to get your [ __ ] together for your
family or I'm almost going to leave yeah
I'm almost going to walk right out like
that Elma please so get your [ __ ] again
get up and go to work and show up for
your kids can you do that for Elmo yes I
can do that for Elmo after all you're
Britney [ __ ] it's Britney
[ __ ] that's crazy that's crazy now get
your off your ass and get the away right
now okay you made a promise to AO now
don't break it
I may thy
knife May thy knife chip and shatter
Elmo I will not betray you I will not
let you down holy [ __ ] why was that act
I feel like actually I could go conquer
the world I could do anything I'm
literally I'm saving
this I'm saving this for when I need it
damn that was so real his ass made me
promise too if I break that promise I
think I actually go to hell I think
that's how that works okay let's see
what Adam from Bumble has to say I
forget what I asked Adam from bubble to
say too hello Britney Simon here thank
you very much for sending through your
advice Cameo I'll do my best to try and
help you out and give you some advice on
how to find the perfect Irishman uh
desire I can only assume comes from the
fact that there are a lot of successful
Irish actors right now not all of us are
like that I have to warn you but my
advice Britney would be to play to your
strengths you mentioned you're from
Texas playing to my strengths arm
wrestling
playing to my strengths I've got a wide
back I could be offensive I could play
offense I would say play that up much
like how you seem to find the Rainy
perpetually cold Irish Countryside sort
of romantic and mystical irish guys are
going to feel the same way about the sun
soaked Cowboy ranches of Texas you also
said you're into Hosier bring that up
that's a good conversation starter not
all Irish men will want to talk about
Hosier because there's a lot of mudgy
and jealousy in Ireland we have an
internal War okay so we have an internal
culture War within Ireland of people
being jealous of hosier this is lore
this is lore and my final and most
important piece of advice would be to
never ever ever mention Ireland as part
of the UK or Britain because we're not
it's a mistake I'm not saying it's a
mistake you would make but it is a
mistake that a lot of Americans do make
and it's very infuriating so if you
followed those pieces of advice I'd say
you'll be in with a very strong chance
of finding your dream Irish man and
living your dream life hope is here hope
is possible we've achieved it and I wish
you all the best of luck on your journey
Britney you can do this I believe in you
best of luck it's a very like
genuine video he like really was trying
to help
me his ass is really trying to help me
he was like all right this [ __ ] needs
some advice uh I'll do my best thank you
Simon for this really beautiful piece of
advice yeah he raises a good point I
should be an offensive lineman I should
be challenging more men to physical
duels I should be uh wearing like a wolf
skin or a bear skin to intimidate my
rivals and by Rivals I mean potential
sexual partners thank you for the advice
let's go Nick colleti my boy oh [ __ ] I
asked him to do a roast what's the HS
this one's for Britney
brosi Britney is so cool she's got a
little pool in a PO poo he
hey Britney you're the
[ __ ] hey yo Britney you're the [ __ ] I'm
about to take a [ __ ] a diaper is on my
dick and my dick is do a [ __ ] I got the
[ __ ] diaper on it's a diaper song
yeah this a diaper
song what
else you're going to edit this right
please nope okay my name is Britney
broki and yeah I'm roasting I'm smoking
smoke weed I like to smoke weed I got my
[ __ ] diaper on yeah this a diaper
song yeah I'm a smoking hey yeah I'm
joking is he like on the side of the
highway like did he step out of his job
to come film this for me Nick where the
[ __ ] are
you wait for these cars to pass real
quick okay they call me Britney broki I
[ __ ] smoke weed I got my diaper on
yeah this is the diaper song they call
me Broski [ __ ] with a roasty I'm
[ __ ] roasting baby with a roasty okay
Harry Styles made me a
bracelet that bracelet was sick what is
he talking about poop in a
hoe so
Ric that is so [ __ ] ridiculous [ __ ]
thanks Nick love you needed that I
really needed that today I really needed
to hear that today Kenny G okay I'm
going to send this to my parents and
we'll get on a call with them let's go
oh where you are you see us I haven't
seen this so I'm going to watch it too
how can I pop my phone up so we can
watch this thing just hold it down just
hold it hi Jeff hi Melissa Kenny G here
surprise this is from Britney happy
anniversary 22 years that is very
impressive and I know my music was part
of that special day let me remind you
with my song Forever in
[Music]
[Music]
love that was a long time ago that was
so
sweet
[Music]
all right guys happy anniversary and
many more thank you Kenny you'll be good
God
bless thank you Kenny we'll see
you oh that is so sweet okay I thought
it was Stephen Tyler I'm going to be
honest you said both of us and I'm like
what would both of us and I thought yeah
I never would have guessed that I would
not have guessed that I would not have
guessed that well thank you that was
fantastic happy early
anniversary a thank you well I'm glad
y'all liked it thanks for thanks for
being a part of my video okay Boston be
a man I'm so excited Boston be a man I
love these guys what did I ask I don't
remember hey Britney I hear you having
trouble getting do ASI out but you
identified yourself as loud and
intimidating so that might be the issue
sweetheart false adverage just to get
them in the door when all those fails
dump them out and ask whoever you want
be them in
okay A little unclear
on little unclear on the Todo list here
false advertise just to get them in the
door lie lie to okay I can lie all those
feels dump them out and ask whoever you
want what do we think dump dump them out
means be them
in okay be silent don't make noise and
dump them out I'm going to get dump them
out tattooed don't know what it means
all right last one we've got Santa Santa
Claus this is four minutes long [ __ ] me
hello it's me Santa the big guy with a
great big charges this Santa has felony
charges he's got that look in his eye
dude I can see it I can see it for a
young lady I love and admire more and
more every day as she just makes the
spirit bright he wants me you admire me
every day you think about me every day
Nick St Nick I know that you are curious
about a lot of things in particular the
logistics of my flight path and I'm here
to entertain all your questions I forgot
I asked
him I forgot I asked him how he enters
different countries airspaces I do uh
recollect that now I do remember that
now so let's see what he's got to say
I'm welcome in all countries and have a
universal tracker mounted under the hood
of my sleigh which sends out a universal
signal to all whose air space I cross
into and many times I am given a first
class military escort there you go that
answers a lot of my questions to be
honest I'm also glad we have two more
[ __ ] minutes left of this c as they
believe in the mission I am on peace
Good Will to all men yeah this man is a
preacher the way he's talking peace to
all men amen because everyone knows that
Santa is a man of his word what are we
basing that on I don't know Santa I've
never met him has anyone met the [ __ ]
guy the elves don't get paid anything
actually but they want it that way oh
it's their gift to the world they never
want the children to have to pay for
their toys indentured servitude is the
elf's Christmas wish Santa is literally
Willy Wonka and they get to play with
all the toys once they get through
making them to make sure they work I
don't want an elf playing with my toys
okay get your hands off my [ __ ] Britney
there will always be a very special
place right here in s's heart just for
you my dear hold it down up there at the
top of my nice list hey he me okay s
I'll be watching you okay ho ho
ho
the the end okay now I did not know
Santa was from Denton Texas I did not
not know he was going to have my accent
when I opened this video a 4 minute long
video from Santa is I feel blessed okay
uh I don't feel safe around him I would
say I would you know I got to throw that
out there I don't feel safe but God damn
it isn't He Lovely there is absolutely
no value in this other than the joy that
it just brought me okay I'm feeling very
very quenched honestly number one
daughter of the year for that KY G video
all right I love you guys shout out my
parents for being in this video shout
out Sierra my sister for helping me and
shout out Stanley for editing uh my big
white face love you guys go shop merch
at bros. shop go watch Royal Court on
this channel go listen to my podcast the
Broski report love you everyone comment
love everyone comment
love
bye
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