Hur Hearing Backfires on GOP, Witness in Trump Case Gives Bombshell Interview: A Closer Look

Late Night with Seth Meyers
13 Mar 202414:31

Summary

TLDRThe transcript details a congressional hearing scrutinizing Joe Biden's handling of classified information, which inadvertently exonerated him and contrasted his actions with Donald Trump's. Special Counsel Robert Hur, a Republican with ties to Trump, found no grounds for prosecution against Biden, who cooperated fully with investigations. Hur's report highlighted distinctions between Biden and Trump's cases, noting Trump's refusal to return documents and alleged obstruction of justice. The hearing also touched on the suspicious behavior involving the transportation of classified documents by Trump's associates.

Takeaways

  • 📜 The congressional hearing into Joe Biden's handling of classified information backfired on Republicans, as the Special Counsel confirmed Biden's innocence and photographic recall.
  • 🔍 Special Counsel Robert Hur, a registered Republican with ties to Donald Trump, was appointed to investigate Biden but found no grounds for criminal charges against him.
  • 🚫 The report by Robert Hur detailed clear distinctions between Trump and Biden's cases, highlighting that Trump obstructed justice and refused to return documents, unlike Biden.
  • 🤔 Hur's testimony revealed that Biden cooperated fully with the investigation, including allowing searches of his homes and sitting for a voluntary interview.
  • 😅 The comedic element of the script poked fun at the GOP's insistence that Trump's handling of classified documents was justified due to the documents being in a locked bathroom at Mar-a-Lago.
  • 🎭 The script humorously compared Trump's and Biden's fashion choices, particularly Steve Bannon's attire, and mocked the seriousness of the legal proceedings.
  • 📦 A key witness in the Trump case, known as Trump Employee 5, came forward and disclosed suspicious behavior involving the transportation of classified documents in white banker's boxes.
  • 🤔 The script questioned the whereabouts of the classified documents that were loaded onto a plane and never returned to Mar-a-Lago, suggesting they could be anywhere.
  • 🎬 Democrats aired montages of Trump's glitches at rallies to contrast with Biden's capabilities, but the script's author felt this was encroaching on their territory.
  • 🌟 The script concluded with a 'Closer Look' segment, emphasizing the lack of equivalence between Trump and Biden's handling of classified information and their mental faculties.

Q & A

  • What was the outcome of the congressional hearing into Joe Biden's handling of classified information?

    -The congressional hearing backfired on Republicans when Special Counsel Robert Hur confirmed that Biden did not willfully retain classified documents and cooperated with the investigation, unlike Donald Trump.

  • Who was appointed as Special Counsel to investigate Biden's handling of classified documents?

    -Robert Hur, a registered Republican with connections to Donald Trump, was appointed as Special Counsel by Attorney General Merrick Garland.

  • What was the role of Robert Hur in the Trump administration?

    -Robert Hur clerked for a conservative Supreme Court justice and was originally nominated to be a U.S. attorney by Donald Trump.

  • How did the Special Counsel's report distinguish between the cases of Trump and Biden regarding classified documents?

    -The report highlighted that Trump allegedly refused to return documents for many months, obstructed justice, and enlisted others to destroy evidence, while Biden turned in classified documents, consented to searches, and cooperated with the investigation.

  • What was the reaction of Republicans to the Special Counsel's findings?

    -Despite getting a Special Counsel with Republican credentials, Republicans were still dissatisfied with the findings, as they had hoped for a different outcome that would be unfavorable to Biden.

  • What was the key revelation from the previously unnamed witness in the Trump classified documents case?

    -The witness, known as Trump Employee 5, revealed that he saw boxes of classified documents being loaded onto a plane and never returned to Mar-a-Lago.

  • How did the media react to Hur's claim about Biden's memory?

    -The media focused on Hur's claim that Biden might present himself to a jury as an elderly man with a poor memory, despite Hur later confirming Biden's good recall during the hearing.

  • What was the Late Night show's stance on the comparison between Trump and Biden's handling of classified information?

    -The show emphasized that there was no equivalence between Trump and Biden's cases, highlighting Biden's cooperation and Trump's obstruction and lies.

  • What was the Late Night show's comment on the Democrats' use of Trump's rally glitches?

    -The show expressed irritation, claiming that they had been documenting Trump's glitches for years and considered it their 'thing,' suggesting that Democrats could not outdo them in creating montages of Trump's mistakes.

  • How did the Late Night show conclude the segment on the Trump and Biden cases?

    -The show concluded by reiterating that there was no comparison between the two cases and that their own documentation of Trump's embarrassing moments was extensive, implying they had a 'photographic understanding and recall' of those moments.

  • What was the Late Night show's final message in the 'A Closer Look' segment?

    -The final message was to not just take the host's word for the differences between Trump and Biden's cases, but also to consider the evidence presented by Robert Hur and congressional Democrats, as the show claimed to have a detailed understanding and recall of the situation.

Outlines

00:00

🔍 Congressional Hearing Backfires on Republicans

The paragraph discusses a congressional hearing into Joe Biden's handling of classified information, which unexpectedly vindicated Biden when the Special Counsel confirmed his innocence and photographic recall. The hearing backfired on Republicans as the Special Counsel, Robert Hur, a registered Republican with conservative ties, found no grounds for criminal charges against Biden. In contrast, the report detailed clear reasons why Donald Trump was indicted, highlighting the differences in how each handled classified documents. Biden cooperated fully, while Trump obstructed justice.

05:01

📚 Trump's Indictment vs. Biden's Non-Indictment

This paragraph delves into the specifics of why Donald Trump was indicted and Joe Biden was not. It emphasizes the contrast between Trump's refusal to return documents and alleged obstruction of justice, versus Biden's immediate return of classified documents and cooperation with investigations. The narrative is further enriched by a key witness's account of suspicious behavior involving Trump's handling of classified documents, including the transportation of boxes onto a plane without return.

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😅 Biden's Photographic Recall and Trump's Glitches

The paragraph humorously contrasts Joe Biden's photographic recall with Donald Trump's memory lapses. It highlights Biden's ability to remember minute details, while poking fun at Trump's frequent verbal gaffes and public speaking mishaps. The paragraph also criticizes the media's focus on Biden's memory, which was deemed more shocking than the Special Counsel's claim of poor memory, and concludes with a montage of Trump's most embarrassing moments.

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Keywords

💡Classified Information

Classified information refers to any material that the government has determined could potentially damage national security if disclosed. In the context of the video, it's central to the discussion of how Joe Biden and Donald Trump handled such information. The video contrasts Biden's actions, which involved turning over documents to the National Archives and cooperating with investigations, with Trump's alleged refusal to return documents and obstruction of justice.

💡Photographic Recall

Photographic recall is a term used to describe an exceptional memory ability where a person can recall images or events with extreme precision, similar to a photograph. In the video, it is mentioned that Joe Biden has a 'photographic understanding and recall,' which contradicts the earlier claim that he would present himself to a jury as having a poor memory.

💡Special Counsel

A Special Counsel is an individual appointed to conduct an independent investigation into a specific matter, often with a legal or criminal aspect. In the video, Robert Hur is appointed as a Special Counsel to investigate Biden's handling of classified documents. His findings and the circumstances of his appointment are a significant focus of the transcript.

💡Republican

The Republican Party is one of the two major political parties in the United States, with a platform that generally emphasizes conservative policies and values. In the video, Republicans are depicted as being critical of Biden's handling of classified information and as having a vested interest in the appointment of the Special Counsel.

💡Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States and a central figure in the video. He is contrasted with Joe Biden in terms of how each handled classified information, with Trump being accused of obstruction of justice and refusal to return documents.

💡National Archives

The National Archives is the record-keeping agency of the United States government, responsible for preserving and documenting government and historical records. In the video, it is mentioned that Biden turned in classified documents to the National Archives and the Department of Justice, which is part of his cooperation with the investigation.

💡Obstruction of Justice

Obstruction of justice is the act of interfering with the administration of justice, such as impeding an investigation or the due process of law. In the video, it is suggested that Trump engaged in obstruction of justice by refusing to return classified documents and allegedly enlisting others to destroy evidence.

💡Mar-a-Lago

Mar-a-Lago is a resort and national historic landmark in Florida, owned by Donald Trump. It is mentioned in the video as the location where Trump allegedly kept classified documents, including in a bathroom described with a mix of high-end and inexpensive items.

💡Steve Bannon

Steve Bannon is a political figure who served as White House Chief Strategist in the Trump administration. He is mentioned in the video as someone who was represented by the lawyer assisting Robert Hur, implying a connection to the Trump administration and its controversial figures.

💡Hearing

A hearing in the context of the video refers to a formal legislative session where evidence is taken and witnesses are examined concerning some specific matter. The congressional hearing mentioned in the video is related to the investigation into the handling of classified information by Joe Biden.

💡Montage

A montage is a sequence of short, often unrelated, images or scenes, usually accompanied by music, that creates a narrative or theme. In the video, montages are used to highlight and compare the behavior and cognitive abilities of Trump and Biden, particularly focusing on Trump's 'glitches' at rallies.

Highlights

A congressional hearing into Joe Biden's handling of classified information backfired on Republicans when the Special Counsel confirmed Biden's photographic recall and explained why Trump was indicted while Biden wasn't.

Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed Robert Hur, a registered Republican with conservative ties, as Special Counsel to investigate Biden's handling of classified documents.

Hur's report stated that no criminal charges were warranted in Biden's case, as he did not willfully retain the documents and cooperated with the investigation.

In contrast to Biden, Trump allegedly refused to return documents for many months, obstructed justice, and enlisted others to destroy evidence.

Biden turned in classified documents to the National Archives and Department of Justice, consented to searches, and sat for a voluntary interview.

The differences between the two cases are clear: Biden cooperated immediately, while Trump lied, obstructed investigators, and kept documents hidden.

A key witness in the Trump case, known as Trump Employee 5, came forward and revealed seeing boxes of classified documents being moved onto a plane.

The witness did not recall seeing the boxes of classified documents return to Mar-a-Lago, raising questions about their current location.

Republicans, despite getting a Republican Special Counsel, were still dissatisfied with Hur's findings.

Hur's report made a distinction between the cases, but his gratuitous claim about Biden's memory as a sympathetic elderly man was contradicted by evidence.

Biden's photographic understanding and recall were noted in the transcript of his interview, contradicting Hur's claim about his memory.

Democrats aired montages of Trump's glitches at rallies to contrast how well Biden's brain functions compared to Trump's.

The Late Night show claimed to have a photographic understanding and recall of Trump's most embarrassing moments.

The hearing and subsequent discussions highlighted the stark differences in handling classified information between Biden and Trump.

The narrative of the hearing and the media's coverage emphasized the lack of equivalence between Biden and Trump's cases.

The comedic take on the situation provided by the Late Night show offers a unique perspective on the political and legal implications of the classified document cases.

The transcript serves as a detailed account of the political and legal discourse surrounding the classified document cases of both former President Trump and President Biden.

Transcripts

00:02

-A congressional hearing into Joe Biden’s handling

00:04

of classified information backfired on Republicans

00:06

when the Special Counsel confirmed

00:08

that Biden actually had a photographic recall

00:10

and conceded that there were clear reasons

00:12

why Donald Trump was indicted while Biden wasn’t.

00:14

Meanwhile, a key witness in the Trump case came forward

00:17

and revealed the suspicious behavior

00:19

he saw in a bombshell interview.

00:20

For more on this, it’s time for "A Closer Look."

00:22

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:26

For some reason, Attorney General Merrick Garland

00:28

gave Republicans exactly what they wanted

00:30

when he appointed Robert Hur as Special Counsel

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to investigate Biden’s handling of classified documents.

00:35

Hur is a registered Republican

00:37

who clerked for a conservative Supreme Court justice

00:39

and was originally nominated to be

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a U.S. attorney by Donald Trump. In fact, he reportedly got help

00:44

from right wing operatives connected to Donald Trump

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to prepare for his testimony yesterday.

00:48

Although I can’t imagine what kind of advice

00:50

he got from Trumpworld.

00:51

Did they show him Trump’s courtroom sketches to prepare?

00:54

Alright, the best way to make yourself seem

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trustworthy and credible during testimony

00:57

is to grimace like you’re passing a gallstone,

01:00

grimace like you’re passing a second, bigger gallstone,

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grimace like you just saw your wife having sex with grimace,

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then hold your hands up like

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you’re just waiting for them to slap the cuffs on you.

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In fact, the lawyer Hur got to help him

01:15

represented three Trump White House officials,

01:16

including Steve Bannon. If I ever need legal help,

01:19

I personally would not hire a guy

01:20

who also represented Steve Bannon.

01:22

Steve and I have nothing in common

01:24

except that we are both pioneers in the field

01:26

of dressing casually for jobs where most people wear suits.

01:31

Although I prefer to wear my clothes

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sequentially instead of, you know, all at once.

01:35

[ Laughter ]

01:37

I would never wear two collared shirts on top of each other

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the way Bannon does, a look popular

01:42

with '80s movie villains who say things like,

01:44

"Aren’t you a little poor for the yacht club, Gordo?"

01:47

[ Laughter ]

01:54

The point is, Republicans got exactly the kind of prosecutor

01:56

they would want -- a registered Republican with a history

01:58

in right wing politics and connections to GOP figures.

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And yet, even that guy wrote in his report

02:04

that no criminal charges are warranted in this matter,

02:06

and the evidence suggests that Biden

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did not willfully retain these documents.

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Hur even went so far as to explain in very specific detail

02:13

why Trump was charged but Biden wasn’t.

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Hur did make this distinction in his report,

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and I quote here, "Several material distinctions

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between Mr. Trump’s case and Mr. Biden’s are clear."

02:24

Special counsel Robert Hur’s report even included

02:26

this distinction.

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"After being given multiple chances...

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and avoid prosecution, Mr. Trump allegedly did the opposite.

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According to the indictment, he not only refused to return

02:39

the documents for many months, but he also obstructed justice

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by enlisting others to destroy evidence

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and then to lie about it.

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In contrast, Mr. Biden turned in classified documents

02:50

to the National Archives, and the Department of Justice,

02:53

consented to the search of multiple locations

02:55

including his homes, sat for a voluntary interview,

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and in other ways cooperated with the investigation.

03:02

-Yeah, that was such a concise and logical summary

03:04

of the situation that I’m surprised

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he didn’t end it with a callback clip,

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"And this has been 'A Closer Look.'"

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by the way, that’s how long the "Closer Looks" would be

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if we took out all the insane tangents,

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but don’t hold your breath, baby.

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The differences between the two cases are obvious.

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Biden gave his documents back immediately

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and cooperated in every possible way,

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while Trump lied, obstructed investigators,

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moved documents, insisted they were his,

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and kept them hidden in that weird Mar-a-Lago bathroom

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that has one fancy thing for every cheap thing.

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Beautiful chandelier,

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plastic trash can with bags showing,

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crystal light fixture,

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Kleenex still in the box,

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ornate gold mirror,

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nursing home toilet,

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Fine marble countertop,

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weird high windows you got to jump to see out of.

03:54

And of course, worst of all, the $5 shower curtain.

03:56

This just speaks to how brazen Trump was.

03:58

The only reason to have a shower curtain like that

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is to hide [bleep] in the shower.

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But he was like, "No, you can stack the boxes in front."

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Why does he have a cheap shower curtain in there?

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That’s how you hide a risque poster in your college dorm

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when your parents come to visit. What’s back there?

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A poster with an alien smoking weed that says,

04:16

take me to your dealer.

04:18

[ Laughter ]

04:19

That was pretty good. [ Laughs ]

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Do you not get it, Gordo?

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[ Laughter ]

04:30

And yet, amazingly, Republicans actually think this makes

04:32

Trump look good. Here’s what James Comer,

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the GOP chairman of the oversight committee,

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said last night on Fox.

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-You look at how Donald Trump is being treated.

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He had documents in one location behind a locked door.

04:44

-Okay, first of all,

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the bathrooms in a person’s house

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are usually only locked if someone is in there.

04:48

So the Republican argument is basically,

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don’t worry, our national security secrets

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were safe as long as Donald Trump was in the can.

04:55

Which sure, based on his diet is probably most of the time.

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But still he’s got to come out to eat.

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Second, none of that is true.

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Trump had more than 300 classified documents

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scattered around an active social club

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with over 150 employees,

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where anyone can pay to be a member

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or attend a social event, like a fundraiser or a wedding

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or a pre-funeral for Rudy Giuliani.

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"Hey, Rudy, we’re going to put you

05:19

in the casket now to save time."

05:21

[ As Rudy] "Hey, I just got evicted from my apartment,

05:23

so this is great, and it’s bigger."

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-Also, I have no idea why you’d want to have

05:29

your wedding at Mar-a-Lago, of all places.

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I mean, maybe you couldn’t afford Chuck E. Cheese,

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but that’s not fair.

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A wedding at Chuck E. Cheese would [bleep] kick ass.

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For one thing, the animatronic Chuck

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won’t interrupt your wedding to rant

05:40

about voting machines or windmills killing birds.

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-You want to see a bird graveyard?

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Go under a windmill someday.

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-Yeah, you’re not going to get a Chuck E. Cheese tangent

05:53

like that from old Robert Hur.

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You wouldn’t have the courage.

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So Hur was everything Republicans

06:01

could have hoped for, but they were still mad at him.

06:03

Sean Hannity even compared it to another investigation

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Republicans are still obsessed with.

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-Today, to me, was the equivalent of July 2016

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and -- and James Comey going out there saying,

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yeah, Hillary had top secret classified information,

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33,000 deleted emails, BleachBit, hammers,

06:20

devices, everything we learned,

06:22

but no reasonable prosecutor would prosecute.

06:25

Is that pretty similar?

06:27

-That’s very similar. Exact same.

06:30

-Oh, my God, you guys are still talking about

06:31

Hillary Clinton all these years later.

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Get over it, dudes. You’re like people

06:34

who are still complaining about the ending of "Lost"

06:36

when smart people know "Lost" never ended.

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I don’t have time to explain it now,

06:42

so check out my two hour YouTube video

06:44

"Lost" is still going,

06:45

you’re just not trying hard enough to see it.

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There’s no comparison to the Trump case.

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In fact, a previously unnamed witness in the Trump indictment

06:54

just came forward and revealed to the world

06:56

that he saw some very shady behavior involving boxes

06:59

of classified documents being moved onto a plane.

07:02

-I just spoke exclusively with one of the central witnesses

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and one of the biggest cases, criminal cases,

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I should note in American history,

07:10

the Trump classified documents case.

07:13

Until now, he has been known to the world

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as Trump Employee 5,

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as a Mar-a-Lago valet in Special Counsel

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Jack Smith’s superseding indictment.

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He’s referenced six times in it,

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and he has never spoken out publicly until now.

07:27

-We got to the airport.

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I ended up loading all the luggage I had

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and he had a bunch of boxes.

07:33

-You noticed that he had boxes?

07:34

-Oh, yeah. They were the boxes that were in the indictment,

07:37

the white banker’s boxes.

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That’s what I remember loading.

07:41

-How many boxes was it?

07:43

-They asked me in the interview,

07:44

and I believe it was like 10 to 15 is what I remember.

07:48

-Did you ever think to yourself,

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"Why were there so many boxes at Mar-a-Lago?"

07:53

-For me, I’m just thinking, oh, the former president,

07:54

he has a lot of stuff he likes to lug around with him.

07:57

-Do you ever remember seeing those boxes

07:59

come back to Mar-a-Lago?

08:00

-I don’t. I do not.

08:02

-Wait, so boxes of classified documents

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were loaded onto a plane

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and never returned to Mar-a-Lago.

08:07

Where are they now? Trump tower, Russia?

08:09

Are they just doing laps on a luggage belt at Newark Airport?

08:13

Oh, God. Was it an Alaska Airlines flight?

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Oh, no.

08:17

Oh, that would explain why everyone in the Portland area

08:19

is suddenly an expert on nuclear submarines.

08:22

[ Oregon accent ] I almost built my own nuke,

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but the last part was covered in ketchup stains.

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That’s my Oregon accent. Hey.

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Hey, you’re in Portland now, baby.

08:34

[ Laughter ]

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[ Normal voice ] I have a real ear for regions.

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Also, can we go back to this part?

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-He has a lot of stuff he likes to lug around with him.

08:46

-Of course he does. Look at this lugger.

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If Steve Harvey asked you to name something Donald Trump

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looks like he does in his spare time,

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lug would definitely be a top five answer on the board.

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Even the way he walks looks like someone lugging

08:59

two invisible suitcases.

09:02

So that’s the reality of the Trump case

09:04

versus the Biden case, but of course,

09:05

the media latched on

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to Hur's completely gratuitous claim

09:08

that Biden would present himself to a jury as a sympathetic,

09:11

well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory,

09:14

a claim that was contradicted by the transcript

09:16

of Biden’s interview and by Hur yesterday himself

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when he was asked about Biden’s memory.

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-You said to President Biden,

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"You have...appear to have a photographic understanding

09:29

and recall of the House."

09:31

Did you say that to President Biden?

09:38

-Those words do appear on page 47 of the transcript.

09:41

-Photographic is what you said. Is that right?

09:44

-That word does appear on page 47 of the transcript.

09:47

-Never appeared in your report, though.

09:49

Is that correct? The word photographic.

09:51

-That does not appear in my report.

09:53

-Wait, I’m sorry.

09:54

Joe Biden has a photographic understanding and recall,

09:57

but you didn’t put that in your report? Why?

09:59

That’s way more shocking than saying

10:01

he has a poor memory. He doesn’t surprise me at all

10:03

that an 81-year-old has trouble remembering some names or dates.

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But if you’re telling me Joe Biden has

10:08

a photographic recall, then that is

10:10

the twist of the [bleep] century.

10:12

That should be breaking news on CNN.

10:15

Although Biden does seem like one of those grandpas

10:18

who remembers exactly what temperature he had

10:20

the thermostat set to in every room

10:22

before you messed with it.

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[ As Biden ] Folks. Hey, folks, folks, you got the living room

10:26

jacked up to 72 degrees.

10:29

I had a cool 68.

10:31

I’m not kidding around here.

10:33

You got to put it back, Jack.

10:37

I don’t want my ice cream to melt.

10:39

[ Laughter ]

10:42

[ Normal voice ] Now to contrast how well their brains

10:43

functioned, Democrats at yesterday’s hearing

10:46

aired not one but two montages

10:48

of Trump glitching at his rallies.

10:49

And while they were effective, I got to say

10:52

I was a little irked. That’s our thing, guys.

10:54

We’ve been doing that for nine years.

10:57

Our researchers have spent so much time

10:58

sifting through videotape of Trump’s brain exploding

11:00

they’re scarred for life.

11:01

You cannot outdo us, Congress,

11:04

when it comes to a Trump montage.

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So don’t try because we can always out montage you.

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In fact, I’m going to prove it right now.

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Hopefully this won’t be too long.

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You guys watch and I’ll keep myself occupied.

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Roll it, Alex.

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-They are weaponizing law enforcement

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for high level election interference

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against Joe Biden’s top and only political appointment.

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A guy named me.

11:27

China has total respect for Donald Trump

11:31

and for Donald Trump’s very, very large, a brain.

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Saudi Arabia and Russia will [stammers] ah...

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10,000 known or suspec-- gang members.

11:44

The wheel is older than the wall, you know that?

11:46

Every single car out there,

11:47

even the really expensive ones.

11:49

Controlled by large junors.

11:51

Unelected regulators and regulators.

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Our hope is a word and world,

11:58

authority and authoritarian powers.

12:03

Beating expectations in the House

12:06

for the Midtown and mid term year.

12:10

They sacrifice every day for the furniture

12:13

and future of their children.

12:16

When they gaze upon your Semites,

12:18

Yosemites, towering sequoias.

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We did with Obama.

12:24

We won an election that everyone said couldn’t be won.

12:27

They’re going to change the name of Pennsylvania.

12:29

You know how you spell us, right?

12:31

You spell us U-S. I just picked that up.

12:34

I hope they now go and take a look at the oranges.

12:37

The oranges of the investigation,

12:41

the beginnings. The Mueller report,

12:43

I wish covered the oranges, how it started.

12:51

One of the great memories of all time.

12:53

It’s called, like, up here.

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Ding, boom, this is me. I hear bing.

12:59

If you have a windmill anywhere near your house,

13:02

congratulations.

13:03

They say the noise causes cancer.

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You tell me that one, okay? [ Imitating windmill ]

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Nikki Haley is in charge of security.

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Nancy Pelosi, or Nancy as I call her.

13:14

We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple.

13:16

Did you just see [indistinct] It’s an unbelievable.

13:21

Now you have voter ID to buy a loaf of bread.

13:23

People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times.

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Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, pshh, pom.

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God bless the United [slurs] States.

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-Oh, look, I drew an entirely new Trump courtroom sketch.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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There is obviously no equivalence between these two,

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either in the way they handled classified documents

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or in the way their brains function.

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Don’t take it from me.

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Take it from Robert Hur and congressional Democrats,

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although we can certainly back them up,

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because when it comes to Trump’s most embarrassing moments,

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we here at Late Night have a...

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-Photographic understanding and recall.

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-This has been "A Closer Look."

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Laughter ]

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Or don’t.

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العلامات ذات الصلة
Political SatireClassified DocumentsJoe BidenDonald TrumpSpecial CounselRobert HurMerrick GarlandLate NightComedy SkitInvestigation
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