The Really Good Podcast | Ari the Don: "If it ain't sneezing, it ain't seasoned"
Summary
TLDRIn this lively transcript, the host shares a candid conversation about cooking, life experiences, and personal anecdotes. The discussion ranges from attempts at cooking and grocery shopping mishaps to more serious topics like family, cultural backgrounds, and career journeys. The host and guest bond over their shared experiences, offering insights into their lives and perspectives, all while attempting to prepare a meal together.
Takeaways
- 🍳 The conversation revolves around cooking and food preparation, with a focus on making chicken wings and tofu.
- 🧄 The participants discuss their limited cooking experiences and the challenges they face in the kitchen.
- 🥗 There is a mention of dietary preferences and restrictions, such as avoiding sushi and red meat.
- 🍲 The script includes a discussion about different types of cuisine and cultural food practices, including references to New Orleans and Mexican food.
- 🎂 The characters talk about their personal lives, including family, relationships, and career experiences.
- 💰 One of the participants mentions working with a ticketing app called SE geek and the importance of using a promo code.
- 🎶 There are references to music and artists, including Nicki Minaj and Money Bag Yo, as well as discussions about social media and online content creation.
- 💃 The conversation touches on the topic of dancing and clubbing, with one participant expressing discomfort in these social settings.
- 💬 The script includes humorous and candid exchanges, highlighting the camaraderie and banter between the characters.
- 👩🍳 The participants share cooking tips and techniques, offering a glimpse into their approach to food and culinary skills.
- 🎉 The conversation has an overall lighthearted and informal tone, with a focus on personal anecdotes and mutual support.
Q & A
What was the main reason for the protagonist's nervousness in the beginning of the transcript?
-The protagonist was nervous because they don't usually cook and were faced with the task of preparing food for their house.
What type of mustard was initially unknown to the protagonist?
-The type of mustard that was unknown was a yellow mustard, which the protagonist's assistant had purchased.
How did the protagonist feel about tofu?
-The protagonist expressed a negative opinion about tofu, describing it as 'nasty'.
What was the protagonist's reaction to the organic flour?
-The protagonist was confused about the organic flour, questioning what 'organic' means and what flour is made out of.
What was the protagonist's role in the grocery shopping?
-The protagonist did not do the grocery shopping, and they mentioned that they couldn't blame themselves for the items that were purchased.
How did the protagonist describe their relationship with SE geek?
-The protagonist has a promotional relationship with SE geek, a ticketing app, and they have worked with them a lot in the past. They mentioned that SE geek stopped working with them when their views got low, but they are now back again because the protagonist's popularity has increased.
What was the protagonist's plan for their upcoming birthday?
-The protagonist was considering going out of the country for their birthday, with potential destinations being Thailand or Greece.
What was the protagonist's mother's stance on cooking?
-The protagonist's mother did not really cook, which is why the protagonist was not familiar with many cooking processes and ingredients.
What was the protagonist's opinion on sushi?
-The protagonist does not eat sushi and prefers all food to be cooked, including soybeans which are often served raw in sushi.
What was the protagonist's experience with a strip club?
-The protagonist had visited a strip club in Atlanta called Blue Flame with Suki and enjoyed the food there, particularly the lemon pepper wings.
What was the protagonist's reaction to the chicken wing preparation?
-The protagonist was initially hesitant and unfamiliar with the process of preparing chicken wings, but with guidance, they got involved and were proud of their efforts.
Outlines
🍳 Cooking and Conversation Start
The paragraph begins with a discussion about cooking and the speaker's lack of experience in it. The conversation flows into various topics, including the speaker's dislike for tofu and yellow mustard, and a humorous misunderstanding about organic flour. The speaker also talks about grocery shopping and the types of food they prefer, including a funny anecdote about a mix-up with chicken wings. The paragraph ends with a mention of an ad for SE geek, a ticketing app, and the speaker's appreciation for the support from their audience.
💃 Learning to Twerk and Cook
This paragraph focuses on the speaker's attempt to learn how to twerk and cook chicken from a friend. The conversation delves into the speaker's lack of experience with raw chicken and their apprehension about handling it. There's also a discussion about the speaker's children and the types of food they prepare for them. The speaker expresses surprise at not having used certain kitchen appliances in unconventional ways and shares a personal story about their mother's lack of cooking skills.
🌶️ Seasoning and Food Philosophy
The speaker discusses their preference for organic food and the importance of avoiding GMOs and pesticides. They share their love for a specific seasoning brand and discuss the taste and spiciness of it. The conversation also touches on the speaker's family background, including their Mexican heritage and the language barrier within the family. The speaker also shares a sad story about their grandmother's experience with a rude note left on her car.
🍗 Preparing and Seasoning Chicken
The paragraph is centered around the process of preparing and seasoning chicken wings. The speaker talks about their unfamiliarity with cooking and the guidance they receive from their friend. They discuss various ingredients and the importance of seasoning food. The conversation also includes personal anecdotes, such as the speaker's mother's aversion to seasoning and the speaker's own dietary preferences. The paragraph concludes with the speaker's excitement about making fried chicken and the prospect of sharing it with their family.
🎤 Music, Dance, and Clubbing
In this paragraph, the speaker and their friend discuss music preferences, including a song by Money Bag Yo. The conversation shifts to the topic of clubbing and the speaker's discomfort with dancing in public due to the fear of being judged or recorded. The speaker shares their experience of attending a club with a friend and how they felt out of place. The paragraph ends with a discussion about the speaker's dating life and their boyfriend, who is a rapper named Moneybag Yo.
🍴 Eating Chicken Wings and Lifestyle
The speaker continues their cooking tutorial, focusing on how to properly eat a chicken wing. They share their views on white people's eating habits and demonstrate their own method. The conversation includes discussions about marriage, religion, and personal beliefs. The speaker talks about their decision not to get married at a young age and their lack of religious affiliation, emphasizing a personal connection with God and spirituality over organized religion.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Cooking
💡Mustard
💡Organic
💡SE Geek
💡Twerking
💡Chicken Wings
💡Air Fryer
💡Tofu
💡Birthdays
💡Seasoning
Highlights
The individual admits to not cooking often and being nervous about attempting it.
A discussion about tofu and its perceived unappetizing nature.
Confusion regarding the type of mustard and flour, highlighting unfamiliarity with certain cooking ingredients.
A humorous anecdote about an assistant mistakenly buying chicken breasts instead of wings.
The excitement of attempting to cook at home, despite a lack of experience.
A mention of a break in collaboration with SE geek, an app for ticketing, and a personal code for discounts.
A discussion about age and the perception of youthfulness.
The revelation of a lack of cooking skills and the reliance on others for meals.
A humorous moment where the individual has never purchased a certain ingredient in their life.
The importance of cleaning chicken before cooking, despite a lack of knowledge on the process.
A personal anecdote about a grandmother's inability to read and the kindness of shielding her from hurtful notes.
The individual's confession of not liking to eat sushi or raw food, preferring everything cooked.
A discussion about the individual's mother not teaching them to cook and the impact of that on their current abilities.
The excitement of learning to cook and the anticipation of making a positive impression with homemade food.
A humorous moment where the individual admits to using an air fryer for making toast.
The individual's openness to learning new skills, such as cooking and twerking.
The mention of a potential trip to Greece for a birthday celebration.
The individual's confession of not having a diverse diet for their child, mainly consisting of tofu and rice.
Transcripts
I had to bring everything for my house
and I don't cook you cook yeah did you
see I be cooking um okay that made me a
little nervous though I was like okay
that made you nervous yeah cuz I don't
cook at all actually that's a lie I do
sometimes it's not good like tofu what
that's some nasty [ __ ] what tofu and
what kind of yellow mustard is this I
don't know my assistant went for real it
is this not right I don't know I feel
like you just said yellow mustard yeah
no that's this organic flour what what
has flour not organic in the first place
I don't even know what flow is made out
of what is it what is
flour bbby what you we cooking what you
we cooking at home for real H the last
thing I a tof food like already cooked I
mean it's just like you got like um air
FR
it that's some nasty [ __ ] where the
chicken wings at um they're in the
fridge so or
originally she thought I wanted the
bottom on so then she got those and then
I was like I think she wants wings so
then she had to go back and get okay
wings so we have that too oh we'll see
some bigger ones I've never even
purchase this in my life we do these
we're going to do these I forgot to tell
you to get lime and
um it's okay we just GNA rinse them off
okay we gonna do this we this we we
about to do this [ __ ]
I'm excited more in there now that's
what I need yeah your eggs for real now
N N
N I didn't do the grocery shopping you
can't blame me this is breakfast Hot
Sauce you eat this with like yo you know
your omel letting all it okay when
Destiny gets here you can tell her that
cuz I did not do this I to be fair I
probably would have bought that myself
we we going to make it do what it do
though we going to make it do what it do
okay so first of all we going to wash
our hands okay okay we've got soap we've
got soap I'm going take these rings out
go get
these hey everyone I'm so sorry for the
interruption but we've got another ad
with SE geek and you know what that
means it means that they decided to
start working with me again I have
worked with them a lot in my life but
they did take a break when I took a
break and um then My Views got low so
they kind of were like we don't want to
pay you for this anyway they're back
again because I'm back and I love Seiki
it is the number one ticketing app in
the world and it's been downloaded over
28 million times what I love about SE is
how easy it is to find a good deal when
you're searching green means good red
means not such a good deal yellow means
eh it's okay so search for tickets you
can buy tickets right now to see Nicki
Minaj I know I want to do that um I
think isach Brian just lots of tickets
sports
concerts whatever else people want watch
anyway um hopefully next time I can
afford a cameraman to take my ads this
time because they kind of scaled back I
decided I would scale back um how I sent
it in so I'm recording this on my phone
uh anyway use code Bobby capital b
capital L capital b capital b capital I
and you'll get $20 off at checkout make
sure you do that cuz that's kind of how
they see that they should keep coming
back to me the more people that use that
when they're checking out the more money
I make so if you were already buying
tickets to go somewhere use SE geek and
use my code please really please I
genuinely mean that you guys thank you
so much for the people who use my code
because it actually does mean the world
to me and to my kids that people keep
supporting us and it helps me to be able
to do great things and exciting things
with my career so thank you guys very
much and I look forward to you guys
watching this episode please comment
nice things about me only because I'm
sensitive bye-bye that's your sister
that's my sister how old is your sister
34 I'll take it 35 you'll take it she
35 how she look like 20 I feel like you
look like you're my age like 26 27 yeah
you look how old is you I'm 26 for real
for real yeah you lying why you think
I'm older no oh you're 26 for real yeah
you swear to God I swear am I I'm 26
I'll be 27 in July July what 31st I'm
July 12th you are what are we going to
do for our birthdays girl I don't know I
think I'm go go I'm going go out the
country somewhere where I was thinking
about Thailand but Tha look like super
super
super it's a lot to do okay so then I
was thinking about going to Greece never
been to Greece I've never been there
either do you want to introduce yourself
to the hey y'all it's AR
done with the big
butt I'm teaching Bobby how to twerk and
cook chicken today you're teaching me
how to twerk yes girl
oh I did not know that was oh my God
didn't Suki was teaching you a little
something
what what' you say didn't Suki teach you
a little oh no you saw what she taught
me I wasn't good she was just like she
gave me a
the best she could I just I can't you
was just trying it I tried okay um I
don't think you're going to make any
progress maybe when the drinks get here
what then I'll be able loosen up maybe
but I've never really touched raw
chicken in my
life baby for real I
swear my kids are missing out what you
you just make your you sit your ass at
home make your the kid is tofu yeah and
rice a rice cooker do you have a rice
cooker
might be for real I'm being serious
right now what do you make your kids I
make my I got one son I make him all
type of [ __ ] anything he want how old is
he he five he'll be six next month don't
tell my kids that he gets to eat that
good yeah I be making him all type of
stuff smother chicken spaghetti greens
catfish he allergic to shrimp oh you
think we should make all wings probably
I'm really hungry that doesn't look like
a
lot you never made Fried Chicken no no
you make baked chicken no never really
touched a raw chicken I see online
people oh my
God you scar oh that's disgusting what
do it feel like it's just chicken should
we like take off the gross Parts nuh
butab we going to rinse this off we
going to fry and you going to eat it
okay mm you don't see no all you need to
do is really just clean it off we ain't
got no um
I usually clean it with
um with lemon and uh vinegar but we
ain't got that but it's fine cuz we just
going to rinse it all well soap no not
no damn soap okay soap on your chicken
well I don't know
you why we got to get in there for
real oh you're really getting in there
mhm oh you just was
one oh no you lost another and and let
me tell you something I thinken that
episode with um
um wh Pisa M and that [ __ ] that Chef
made look disgusting it was all that
eating that raw food and stuff you eat
raw food no that's like a la thing or
something not a me
thing you eat to food what is that
that's not even real but is do you eat
soy beans what is the soy beans Adam
Mame I know Ed mama is but I don't eat
it that's what you don't eat it why what
do you you don't eat it with your sushi
I don't eat sushi I eat all my food
cooked there's cooked Sushi California
yeah I [ __ ] with them sometimes and you
don't have at a m first no keep losing
chicken wings girl they slippery Bobby
you got to get in here okay now we going
to Pat them dry oh we got to we need to
start our oil okay Bob you know what's
crazy
no you know I used to follow you from
like years ago on Tik Tok you did put
that one big titty and one little titty
with concrete yeah girl that's crazy
uhhuh oh my goodness I've
come not very far but it's been fun it's
been real I'm glad I brought the big one
yeah we F to fry These Wings up I'm
going to be honest I've never fried
anything I don't know how so you're
teaching me you don't how to fry no
chicken I don't know how to fry anything
fried rice no what do you do you have
have this at home no I had to buy it
what is it it's oil yeah I know oh my
God that's you got an air fryer
yeah yeah I make my toast in the air
fryer I when my kids eat for breakfast
that's some white people [ __ ] Bob you
for real toast you don't eat toast just
like you ain't got no oil at home you
just using the air fryer and all that
you don't have an air fryer I do but I
don't really like to use it like that
like like to use I wish I could make
some
stuff no one taught me my mom doesn't
really
cook so so you know we going to flavor
Town yeah you're teaching me I'm going
to make this at home well you going to
make this with me right now we about to
do this okay so oh [ __ ] did you get the
egg it's in the fridge
okay that's the
freezer everything I don't know where
y'all went Whole Foods I went to arijana
what's that a
grocery it's the bougiest grocery store
in all of yeah cuz everything over here
say organic yeah except the hot sauce
and the tonies yeah that's concerning I
actually wonder why it's not organic
okay so you going to see it in a little
bit sure you put it on in here yes take
myay ring
off you I can mix it up if you scared to
mix it up I feel like I should learn you
should should I'm glad you open I'm so
open good yeah uhhuh mhm my son like
them which one I only got onee oh Prime
what's the other
one iani know it's like an energy drink
it's so good you a damn lie no it
actually is good I'm not just saying
that it's so good um this is my s in
Destiny you can blame her for anything
you wanted to blame me for it's all this
organic [ __ ] I know you got some black
up in there baby
girl I want all my I I need all the G I
don't know what something GMOs
pesticides I I feel like thought with
like my shampoo and
conditioner I don't want it to be clean
I use
Pantene I would never put Pantene on my
hair BBY for real I love it I'm going
see some stuff to get I get it from
China China I'm telling you
I love
cantens do you get paid for saying that
to no I wish I would love them to pay me
i' be so serious let me see your
seasoning SKS by oh my God okay I've
never heard of this in my life Tony n
see I was going to tell you to get some
slapping W but I know they ain't got
that here I for 100% fact you can only
get that at Walmart or on Amazon I'mma
sing some okay what does it taste okay
this is spicy not really it's like of
Creo season it's a little got a little
Tang to it but it's not really spicy for
real I feel like you're judging me a
little no I'm not I have SE nothing
there you go just keep going just keep
going is it like we should
like oh my God that sound was
horrible okay I'm going to leave it like
this I feel like that's accurate okay do
you feel like that is I'm I'm going to
get up in I'm going that means it's not
enough cuz we got to mix it up come on
you you do that and I'mma mix oh you
scared you gonna get in there and mix it
I'll do it okay go
ahead there you go yes oh my God Bobby
is getting in there with that chicken
just get it all on all the wings okay
mhm let me get some more in there for
you okay mhm yeah I can see don't be
scared of it Bobby don't be scared I'm
not yep mhm I can't believe you used to
follow me I still do oh you I kind of
thought maybe you stopped I didn't want
to make this awkward and bring that up
why why would I up follow because you
were like you know I used to follow you
I was like oh well I I followed you for
like a long time I like this white girl
is so funny thank you cuz white people
not really funny to
me thank you take that it's hello honey
white people like who my grandma my
grandma is like a full-blown white woman
is she swear to God and she's
funny kind of she kind of funny right
yeah she's going to watch
this yeah she got pink
hair and Tattoos
mhm I want a picture of your grandma
oh I'mma find a picture I can't believe
you ain't going to believe that's my
grandma you going to believe you're not
going to believe my grandma well she's
not alive anymore is my grandma why she
black no she's full Mexican though for
real you Mexican yeah you Mexican and
what white for real mhm who Mexican your
mom my mom for real so you speak Spanish
no my grandma didn't teach she barely
speaks English well she's not alive but
she didn't teach any of her kids Spanish
so they all don't speak any she said you
[ __ ] want to be in America
y'all going to speak English yeah that's
exactly what she said I [ __ ] with your
grandma so she did not teach a single
kid you want to know the saddest story
ever what I don't know why I'm even
sharing this cuz it's just sad but one
time when I was living with my grandma
she came home from going to the bank and
she's like Miha these people left this
note on my car what does it say and I
looked at it and I was like oh Grandma
it just says like have a good day it
said cuz she couldn't read at all MH and
it said you stupid [ __ ] learn how to
park oh I was like no I didn't do your
grandma like this I was like ignorance
of bliss Grandma cuz you don't know
these people are so what what happened
to the car park I don't know she didn't
I didn't want to ask her cuz I didn't
want her to know what the note said I
just wanted her to be blissfully unaware
cuz that was so mean they why would they
do that to her I hope they didn't see
her and do that and Dan car a stupid
[ __ ] now they girl I would have been
waiting outside like who the [ __ ] put
this on my grandma car I would have if I
was at the bank with her oh you wasn't
there no no if I saw someone do that I
would and then you going to tell her
said have a good day that was nice she
would have that would have been so
heartbreaking I don't even know and it's
just sad she genuinely could not read
and did not know what the note said
it's like that's better that she don't
know though yeah all right now we going
to put some of this on there you put
mustard on chicken okay mhm and we going
to do a egg too oh we forgot the S do
you dip your hot dogs in mustard let me
tell you something I don't eat no
goddamn hot dog okay that is some nasty
[ __ ] you eat hot dogs um I've had them
like at a fair I'm not putting no hot
dog on my mouth from Costco mm-m no you
know what though but I don't eat red
meat or pork
okay but I used to eat hot dogs you
did I used you doing a good job Bobby
I'm proud you making me so proud thank
you I'm just not thinking too much into
it and it's fine my hands look
amazing oh you doing the damn thing is L
that's s on you going to take these home
with you okay and you going to give you
going give these to your kids okay let
them season the food up oh okay and then
we're going to do one egg this looks
pretty good it looks so good so seasoned
yeah I've never made food and had it
look like this after usually it looks
the same cuz you can't really see
salt oh my God
mhm there you go now just mix yes you is
doing a damn good job B I'm so proud I'm
proud so
proud okay do we got a bag like um do
you have a bag like even a um like
what's that bag yeah that's perfect oh
look nuh we going to put there's no
chicken in it I mean there's no trash in
it so we're
good that's crazy you could put eggs in
this mhm bind it together okay you don't
use that for your macaroni and cheese no
I just use the box and what comes in
it
you need to call your momma I need to
have a conversation with her she doesn't
make food at all so she'll just be
she'll be offended though so you be
eating
tofu and what else box mac and cheese
box mac and cheese um yesterday I had
salmon my sister made
it yeah she did how' she make it what
you put on salmon what' you put on it
lemon what' you put on it
butter you ain't put no seasoning on it
not even no salt and pepper Lexi lies
that's some nasty
[ __ ] why butter next
time just lemon and butter y'all is
struggling out here we've never had good
food we're used to want my mom cooked
sorry Mom love sorry Mom Jus you going
to go over here and make this Fried
Chicken for your mama yeah she'll
probably love it no she's also like she
said she's allergic to seasoning oh I
know you [ __ ] lying I swear to God
Lexi is Mom allergic to
seasoning y y mom is not allergic to no
she sayos that's what she said my whole
life she can't even use
salt
wa I
swear
what
your mama know she wrong so you got to
season up the flour oh my God uhhuh
everything get seasoned around here okay
this is amazing how did you learn how to
cook uh I think I just know what I like
and then my mama like my family's from
New Orleans okay you ever been in New
Orleans I feel like I
have no you been there cuz you would
have been like girl yeah I was eating
and it was so good no no but I had um I
went with Suki to a place in Atlanta
what was it called Blue Flame you went
to Blue Flame to the strip club yeah
swear to God I swear bobby for real I
swear what you was doing um we were just
hanging out and then we had you were St
money at the strip I was just with with
Suki yeah she was just teaching me how
strip clubs
work that was my first time ever going
to one and um she we had food there and
it was so good she got me lemon pepper
wings yeah and they were really good and
I think about them a lot but we could
have got some lemon pepper and put them
on these that would have been good that
would have been good I feel like this is
going to be good too it's going to be
good oh that's kind of
cool you got to mix that um mix that up
in
there
you you it ain't sneezing if it ain't
sneezing Bobby for real I like that did
you did coin lot no somebody made that
up I don't know Bobby I just heard it
you just heard it uhhuh and that's a
fact I like it all right we're going to
put these Wings in here okay is that hot
I don't know how do you find out I watch
videos of people cooking sometimes and
they like put their hands in it a little
yeah me [ __ ] up I'm not put my hands
in people crazy as here what's your
favorite part of the wi you like the
flat or you like the oh I didn't know
there were different kinds yeah like
this one this one I like the flats yeah
I like the flat flots
too you full of [ __ ] I just I don't know
what to say I feel like if you like the
flots then it's probably the better
part you need to find your own identity
you got to know what you want I want to
be you no why Bob you can't beat me why
I can try let me see give me your best
impersonation to me and I'mma do one of
you I feel like I already am doing it
baby come on now try again let me let me
do a
look
you got to be like girl girl girl girl
for real is that kind of good no no okay
well here look what I have I
have yes you could you could be me off
that right there mhm take you a couple
shots for that I'll make shots yeah
shots are you going to make a dram yeah
I don't ever take shots but I can that's
I don't I don't um do drinks I take shot
oh see
wow well today is all about you so let's
do what you
want how you know
Marco um I just randomly someone tagged
him in one of my videos and I was like
you have the same humor as Marco you
should do a video with yeah so when they
was like yeah that white girl trying to
steal Marco's up I was like [ __ ] that
white girl been doing it thank you uhhuh
I was having your back Bob thank you I
was like I've been there with that titty
I remember you still titty still like
that it's it's almost even okay I kind
of stopped breastfeeding so they're kind
of going back but I do need J so you
going get some implants yeah for Real
Every do you four times four want to see
them oh my God oh my God oh my God
they're so nice you didn't even look I
did I saw them for long enough after
that it felt like illegal but I did see
them they're really nice well we going
to go get you some I got got a tell you
about my doctor which one the one who
did it the first second third or fourth
time so the the first one I got him done
in Chicago I was like 19 I had no
business to get my titties done that's
really young and then I got them
done the second third and fourth time
was all the same D I think you just you
wanted them bigger each time yeah well
the second time I was pregnant when I
got my titties done and I was only 3
weeks pregnant oh you didn't know I
didn't know okay so then I was like damn
I'mma keep the baby and then my titties
is going to be on the floor so I kept
the baby and then my titties was on the
floor so I went and got him lifted up
and then something happened like to
accident or something what happened
something happened to one of them and
then I went and got them done for the
last time I was actually thinking about
going for a fif time but was like take
me with you yes we do like a a surgery
day yeah that'll be fun we can hang out
at the same hotel after yes I live in
Miami we could just stay in Mii that
would be fun let's do that you be coming
to Miami um I've been there Suki lives
in Miami yeah she does yeah so I want
there to that can be
yours come on Bobby be fair now I'm
going actually drink this cuz this is so
good okay let me open my little oh you
guys mies a little drink now you got
take a shot yeah but I was like I need a
chaser all right come on okay here
cheers
I'm mhm
M that's my girl that wasn't that bad it
wasn't that
bad all right you ready yeah what do we
do Marco did you I mean Marco why the
[ __ ] did I K Marco I don't know um Bobby
did you know who I was before Marco
don't lie no you didn't what you was
like who's this girl well he just
facetimed you in the car with me for
real and I was like oh she's pretty and
he was like you need to interview her
and I was like
okay I listen to everything Marco Marco
says yeah actually I don't know if he
should be my life coach but he
is I truly listen to like anything he
tells me he that's how I met Suki ala
Marco yeah he putting you on people yeah
that's nice he connects me to so many
people um all the time he'll be like you
need this person and then just put us
together this is really cool
I thought you could only do this in
restaurants or
something Bobby for real don't F I'm so
serious this grease might be too hot too
hot we're going to see hopefully it
ain't cuz I'm putting all these in here
yeah oh we got Tong yeah we do so I'm
going to let you flip them Bobby okay
just tell me
when I like your name Ariana yeah
do people ever confuse you for Ariana
gande just all the time do they [ __ ] no
oh feel like they could why we don't
look nothing Al like give the same name
Ariana ariiana Ariana what are you doing
here have you seen that Ariana what are
you doing here you OT do people say that
to you they used to when they made a Tik
toac out of it you know was at the club
and all that how did you get your
so many followers you're huge um I was
like how have I never seen you cuz
you're huge so I'mma tell you the truth
okay so like first I was already like
lit in Chicago right cuz I'm from
Chicago so I had uh started like a
little hair business and I used to
bartend and like waitress and all that
and then I started dating this scammer I
was real real wild and crazy were you I
can't really see that you just flashed
me actually I should be able to see that
I'm telling you okay for real Bob I
can't see it but then you fost me and
that helps me to see I used to be acting
real crazy on the internet like like
what like oh flip them Wings flip them
Wings bab you is not crazy I'm crazy
what you be doing I can be I'm just
like needy for
attention yeah you don't give me that
huh you don't give me like you needy
like chill you always like this yeah no
I yeah I'm like that a lot
yeah let me see let me see
okay do you bake some after or they just
cook like it's it after this that's
it I'mma take one off and see how do we
know if they're cooked cuz it's going to
look like that you don't like stick it
with something mmm you season them again
no
oh that's the chicken wing
good it look
professional but you got to taste it cuz
that fire is up too high sometime when
it's up too high you can't have it like
that what we get sick you got to
try am I going to get sick you got try
it first is you going to get sick yeah
no okay no salmona Salona No it should
be
you Bobby for real you gave me a big ass
shot you had this okay you're right okay
it's a little hot can I wait a second M
okay but she
crazy Marco told me you have a boyfriend
I do I told him he needs to do an
interview with you I dat a uh a
rapper no I don't let me see what Marco
said oh not what I say only what Marco
said
well no cuz Marco that's just he said
you're dating someone named two signs
named who two signs no call Marco right
now cuz now he got me [ __ ]
up eat that Bobby okay he did tell me
that for the
record I can read is my friend who was
obsessed with me he worked my
[ __ ] nerve okay I date moneybag
yo a rapper you know who that is I've
heard of
L
why you laugh it's just so funny can we
play his music yeah we can I told him he
got to come do an interview he said he
gonna do it okay let's see what do I
search on Spotify money bag y Spotify I
don't I'm GNA try some of this hot sauce
that's she got she's nodding cuz she
likes it I like it on like my it's
omelets in the
morning like not on
chicken money bag yo mhm okay wow you
say that uh ceiling challenge we just
did oh yeah wait marus said something
about that M he said to say
why why did you not release the ceiling
challenge by
yourself girl that girl got a man Bobby
for real he don't play that okay I
didn't see it is there a song for it no
it a out yet
oh which one should I play anyway anym
well I I like offset so we'll see cuz
it's featuring
him what is happening oh it's playing on
my sister's phone because I share an
account with her and she's outside or
something
let's oh that's the song she's listening
to no [ __ ] she not who is it dermont
Kennedy who is
it this guy it's the song she's
listening to right I never seen him any
day in my
life yeah this is really good I can't
believe you just made that mhm is there
a reason you didn't make all of it you
want to make the rest I feel like we
should let's do it it feels like a
little
wasteful all right what you think Bobby
for real one out of 10 is a 10 out of 10
mhm I'm going to make
this one day this is actually pretty
easy to make it's so easy to me why have
any my kids would probably like
this what's a good good song I should
play for
her I'mma Play the song that he about to
drop that I was doing the twerk into oh
it's a new song are you going to twerk
to it now mhm
okay I got you don't
worry you going to do it with me yeah we
your
teammates mhm I'm
eating let me
see
[Music]
oh [ __ ] hold on going to get in that
mode for you Bobby
okay why I cut it
off all right here we go hold
on you got to learn a word so you can
sing it when it come
out yeah do I eat your chicken wing I
can't do that there's nothing to do that
way come on Bobby you think I'm about to
just start doing
L I'm going do a t class you got to make
sure you there okay you want to come you
want to come yeah promise yeah for
real do
this I feel like I should drink
more because it's not you got to take a
shot that mixed drink ain't going to do
it for you baby for real I'll do that
you got get in your Zone okay okay I'm
going to wash my hands I have to say
that I don't feel like my zone is ever
going to like start talking I don't know
how so what you do when you go to the
club stand
there so why you I don't want to do that
I don't because my friends all want to
go to clubs and I'm like okay and then
in my head I'm like I'll dance this
night and then I've don't dance no
because I'm like thinking the whole time
about how stupid I would look if I
danced you just got to get out there in
the field people are always recording me
now and I'm like I'm not letting them
get that on you got to get out there in
the field for real I went to a club with
I went to a burn boy party with Suki mhm
and um I just stood there you a bust a
move not one you just standing like this
holding your your [ __ ] I just pretended
I had like text to send I was like oh
let me just check my phone and then I'm
like oh let me just talk to this person
and then I'm like somebody talk to me
please because every time Akil her
makeup artist was with us and every time
he would like turn to talk to someone
else I was like oh God what am I going
to do now I have nothing to do where
your sister was at huh where was your
sister at she doesn't go to
clubs so I
go
because I'm like this this is going to
be fun and it's it's not fun M I like
watch you just don't know what to do
yeah so do you go to like majority like
black people clubs or white people Club
cuz it is a difference um I mean I've
only ever
been to that club with
Suki I know you [ __ ]
laughing I got pregnant when I was like
22 and before that I was working like 70
hours a week so I didn't really have
time for clubbing I didn't get you just
doing that house Mom yeah and I was a
nanny before I was a mom and I would
work
like all day so I was just like playing
mom before I was a real mom so who the
nanny now your baby daddy no my
nanny that girl got money out that's
[ __ ] right M
uhhuh my mama that's nice yeah my mom
can only last like one hour with my kids
before she's like I want to go do my own
thing I see videos where people judge
white people for how they eat a chicken
wing and I just know that this isn't
looking like yours B you got to suck it
like get in there put the whole thing in
mouth take it off like a oyster go ahead
try it I'm okay he that chicken wing
girl you out here on the prow you going
to get you a new man Bobby show them you
know what to do I don't you need to
learn put that chicken wing in your
mouth no I'll turn
around you the whitest white girl I ever
met the whitest white girl yes wow Bobby
eat that chicken I am you are taking she
nibbling on the end of the day damn Wing
like I'm going to show you how to do it
don't worry about it I'm going to show
you
okay let see it that back hot yet I feel
like it
is come on you want to do these um I'm
okay I'll
watch I'm glad my pot that you made fun
of is working it's it's all right it's
like what would you use you got to use
like cine Skillet or something I don't
have one of those
I'm going to get you one I'm going to
set you up I'm saying you so makeup
right I do I was going to bring you some
but you know this was like a little last
minute for us yeah so I'm going send you
a nice Ki you saw lip plumper I don't
what saw that I I got a uhuh I got oil
no uhuh I went to I come out here and I
get my lips done oh my natur let me tell
you something she going to hook you up
oh where is she she out here oh swear to
God Bobby she do it so good I feel like
my lips are pretty bag who lip mine but
we don't have no lips they
like they real almost gone oh they like
real little like you got a bottom one
like a what does yours look like before
you got them done kind of like yours
it's like cuz you're
halfway probably my mom ain't really got
no lips you think that face lip picture
she a really have none but I'm sending
her to cim y'all could go together okay
period we're going to go together yeah
and I'mma pay for it oh my God yes girl
yeah Bobby we F to get you right we
going to go get you some lip fella you
know what you got married too damn young
don't nobody doing all that you even
married at 19 and all that b for real
how old were you when you got married
I'm not getting married I ain't married
how old are you now I'm
28 Bobby getting married at 19 and all
that for what are you religious no
you're
notm that's amazing B I ain't doing all
that it's too much yeah you Christian I
grew up Christian so you ain't Christian
I'm your mama told you to be Christian
my yeah my parents but you're not
Christian I'm not any religion right now
me NE you know we just live our life you
know spiritual you know we believe in
God yes all praise for the most high yes
but I don't go to church on suay me
either I don't go to church either we
know we we know we know God know we you
know what I'm saying it's all in here I
agree exactly
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