That's Not My Neighbor - Part 2

Markiplier
21 May 202437:03

Summary

TLDRIn the video script titled 'That's Not My Neighbor', Markiplier humorously plays a gatekeeper tasked with identifying and admitting guests into an apartment building. He interacts with a variety of quirky characters, some of whom are suspiciously doppelganger-like. Throughout the script, Markiplier uses humor and wit to question the guests' identities, often focusing on peculiar details like missing hats or strange names. The script is filled with comedic banter and Markiplier's signature commentary, making for an entertaining and light-hearted viewing experience.

Takeaways

  • 🎮 The video features Markiplier playing a game titled 'That's Not My Neighbor', which involves identifying and dealing with doppelgangers.
  • 🕵️‍♂️ Markiplier's character is tasked with checking IDs, appearances, and entry requests to determine if someone is a neighbor or a doppelganger.
  • 🤔 The game includes humor and confusion as Markiplier often questions the characters' features, such as the absence or presence of a hat, which is a recurring theme.
  • 📝 There is a list that Markiplier refers to, which contains the names of people allowed entry, and he must verify if the individuals are on this list.
  • 📞 Markiplier makes calls to confirm details about the individuals, suggesting a need for vigilance and verification in the game's mechanics.
  • 🤓 The script includes several character names like Angus Cipriani, Norbert Moses, and Dr. William Afton, indicating a diverse cast of characters.
  • 😅 Markiplier expresses frustration and humor when he encounters inconsistencies or suspicious details, like characters not having hats or being on the list.
  • 👻 There are references to doppelgangers having a goal or plan, adding a layer of strategy and narrative to the game.
  • 😱 Markiplier's character shows concern for the safety of neighbors and the potential threat posed by the doppelgangers.
  • 🎭 The script has a theatrical and dramatic tone, with Markiplier reacting夸张ly to the situations and characters he encounters.
  • 👍 The video concludes with Markiplier expressing enjoyment of the game and his intention to play more once the full release is available.

Q & A

  • What is the title of the video Markiplier is playing?

    -The title of the video Markiplier is playing is 'That's Not My Neighbor'.

  • What is Markiplier's objective in the game?

    -Markiplier's objective in the game is to identify and admit only genuine guests while keeping out doppelgangers.

  • What is the role of the DDD in the game?

    -The DDD appears to be a service or organization that Markiplier contacts to verify the authenticity of guests and handle doppelgangers.

  • How does Markiplier react when he encounters a guest named Angus Cipriani?

    -Markiplier is initially confused by the name Angus Cipriani but eventually allows him in after checking the list and confirming his details.

  • What does Markiplier do when he notices something is wrong with a guest's ID?

    -When Markiplier notices something wrong with a guest's ID, he questions the guest and tries to verify their identity by calling the DDD or checking the list.

  • What is the significance of the hat in the game?

    -The hat seems to be a distinctive feature of certain guests. Markiplier checks for the presence of a hat as part of verifying a guest's identity.

  • How does Markiplier handle a guest who claims to be a teacher named Mia Stone?

    -Markiplier scrutinizes Mia Stone's appearance and questions her about her eyes, ultimately deciding to let her go after finding her suspicious.

  • What does Markiplier do when he is unsure about a guest's identity?

    -When unsure about a guest's identity, Markiplier makes a call to verify information, checks the list, and looks for inconsistencies in their appearance or story.

  • Why does Markiplier question the presence of a constant alarm going off?

    -Markiplier questions the alarm because he feels it would be disruptive and prevent people from sleeping, despite the threat of doppelgangers.

  • What is the outcome of the game for Markiplier?

    -Markiplier survives the game without opening any folder and seems to be satisfied with his performance, claiming to have had a perfect day.

Outlines

00:00

😄 Welcoming Guests and Dealing with Doppelgangers

In this lively introduction, Markiplier greets his audience and dives into the game 'That's Not My Neighbor'. He humorously navigates through the process of identifying guests and distinguishing them from potential doppelgangers. He interacts with various characters, including a suspicious Peach, and uses a checklist to verify their identities. Despite the chaos and his own distractions, Mark manages to admit some guests like Angus Cipriani, while others like Norbert Moses are denied entry due to discrepancies. The segment is filled with Mark's wit and the game's quirky mechanics.

05:01

🤔 Scrutinizing Visitors and Maintaining Security

This paragraph follows Markiplier as he continues to scrutinize the visitors at his door. He encounters a series of characters, including a man named Alf Cappuccin who is missing his hat, leading to a running gag about the importance of the hat. Mark also interacts with individuals who are not on the approved list, such as Albertsky Peachman, and he humorously debates whether to let them in. Throughout this segment, Mark demonstrates his vigilance against potential doppelgangers while also showing his playful side.

10:05

🕵️‍♂️ Intense Examination and Identity Verification

In this suspenseful segment, Markiplier's character is deeply involved in the process of verifying identities. He checks for entry requests and scrutinizes physical appearances, such as the eyes and hats of the visitors. Mark humorously deals with characters like Mia Stone, a teacher with peculiar eyes, and others who are forgetful or suspicious. He uses phone calls to confirm identities and even rings a neighbor's apartment to ensure everything is in order. The paragraph is filled with tension and humor as Mark tries to keep potential threats at bay.

15:05

👨‍🍳 Chefs, Doppelgangers, and the Struggle with Lists

Here, Markiplier humorously grapples with the concept of being on the list and the importance of appearances. He interacts with a chef named Anastacha and a character named Nacha Mikaelys, who has an unusual name and is not on the list. Mark's character is both confused and determined, as he tries to figure out who should be allowed in. The segment includes a mix-up with a character named Elanois, who has a twin, leading to a comedic moment where Mark has to call to verify the identity. The paragraph is a blend of confusion, humor, and the ongoing challenge of distinguishing between friends and foes.

20:07

🕵️‍♀️ Investigative Rigor and Unexpected Revelations

In this detailed segment, Markiplier's character displays investigative rigor as he deals with unexpected situations. He encounters a character named Angus Cipriani again, this time with a focus on the details of the ID and entry request. Mark also humorously interacts with a character named Dr. William Afton, who is supposedly already in the house, leading to a moment of confusion and revelation. The paragraph showcases Mark's ability to handle complex scenarios with a mix of humor and seriousness.

25:09

🤓 Technicalities and the Pursuit of Perfection

This paragraph highlights Markiplier's character as he deals with the technicalities of the game. He encounters various characters, including a shoemaker and a man with a tiny head, and uses a fixed camera to his advantage. Mark's character is shown to be resourceful and persistent, as he tries to ensure that everything is in order. The segment includes moments of self-discovery and improvement, as Mark finds a better way to manage the situation and even sings to express his satisfaction with the progress.

30:12

😈 Confrontations, Deceptions, and the Quest for Survival

In this intense and dramatic segment, Markiplier's character faces confrontations and deceptions. He deals with characters like Roman Stilnsky and Steven, who are on the list, and others like Rudboys, who have a peculiar appearance. Mark's character is shown to be wary and strategic, as he tries to survive the day without opening any folders. The paragraph culminates in a moment of victory, where Mark declares he had a perfect day and survived, showcasing his resilience and determination.

35:13

🎮 Game Strategy and Humorous Interactions

The final paragraph showcases Markiplier's character as he shares a strategy for the game, promising it to be 100% guaranteed to work every time. He engages in humorous interactions with various characters, including a man with a bigger chin and a character who might be a doppelganger. Mark's character is playful and confident, as he navigates the game's challenges with a light-hearted approach. The segment ends with Mark thanking the viewers for watching and teasing the next video, leaving the audience eager for more.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Doppelganger

A doppelganger is a term used to describe a double or look-alike of a person. In the context of the video, it seems to be a central theme where the host is trying to identify and distinguish between genuine guests and their doppelgangers. The script mentions 'contact the DDD whenever you see a doppelganger,' indicating the importance of this concept in the video's narrative.

💡DDD

DDD likely refers to an organization or service that deals with the identification and management of doppelgangers. The host mentions 'contact the DDD,' suggesting that it plays a role in verifying the authenticity of individuals and possibly dealing with impostors, which is a key part of the video's suspenseful and humorous undertone.

💡List

The term 'list' in this context refers to a roster or an approved registry of individuals who are allowed or expected at a certain location. The host frequently asks if the guests are 'on the list,' which is a running gag in the video and central to the host's role of discerning who should be admitted.

💡ID

ID stands for identification, which is a document or an object carried by a person to prove their identity. In the video, the host is concerned with checking IDs to verify the identity of the guests, as indicated by phrases like 'What's wrong with your ID?' This is a key part of the host's job in the video to ensure that only the correct individuals are allowed in.

💡Appearance

Appearance in this context refers to the physical characteristics or the way a person looks. The host is constantly evaluating the appearance of the guests to determine if they match the expected look of the person on the list, as seen in lines like 'Matching appearance and your prominent chin.' This is a significant aspect of the video's humor and suspense.

💡Entry Request

An entry request is a formal ask or application to gain access to a particular place. In the video, the host is checking for entry requests as part of the process to decide who gets in, as shown by 'do you have an entry request?' This is another tool the host uses to discern between genuine guests and potential doppelgangers.

💡Alarm

An alarm is a signal or noise made to warn or alert people of a situation. The host mentions 'this constant alarm going off,' which adds to the tension and urgency of the video's scenario. It suggests that there is an ongoing threat or situation that needs to be managed, which is part of the video's theme.

💡Gobble

To gobble is an onomatopoeic term that describes the sound made by a turkey, but in the video, it seems to be used humorously to describe a sound made by a character, possibly the host or a guest. The phrase 'Don't gobble!' suggests that it's a recurring, potentially annoying or funny sound that is part of the video's comedic elements.

💡Hat

A hat is a piece of clothing worn on the head. In the video, the presence or absence of a hat is a recurring theme, with the host repeatedly asking 'Where's your hat?' This fixation on hats adds a layer of absurdity and humor to the video, as it becomes a symbol of the host's meticulous and sometimes quirky verification process.

💡Cleanliness

Cleanliness refers to the state of being clean or free from dirt, filth, or pollution. The host comments on the cleanliness of the apartment with 'Incredibly clean, just like it's cleaning here with all the dust.' This could be a sarcastic remark or a part of the host's inspection process, adding to the video's humor.

💡Strategy

A strategy is a plan of action designed to achieve a particular goal. The host mentions having a '100% guaranteed to work every time' strategy, which is a playful way of suggesting that the host has mastered the art of discerning doppelgangers. This is a key part of the video's narrative, as it builds up the host's confidence and adds to the comedic effect.

Highlights

Introduction to 'That's Not My Neighbor' game with Markiplier

Markiplier's strategy to identify doppelgangers and contact DDD

Angus Cipriani's verification process and entry into the list

Norbert Moses's suspicious entry request and Markiplier's reaction

Markiplier's humorous interaction with the character Angus

The dilemma of letting in characters without proper identification

Markiplier's commentary on the absurdity of the alarm system

Alf Cappuccin's confusion with the hat requirement

Albertsky Peachman's unusual name and entry approval

Markiplier's frustration with characters not on the list

The mysterious case of the missing hat and its importance

Markiplier's encounter with Mia Stone and her peculiar eyes

The surprise visit from a character with a matching ID but no list entry

Markiplier's struggle with the game's mechanics and the constant checking

Dr. William Afton's unexpected presence and Markiplier's shock

Markiplier's realization of a potential strategy for the game

The humorous ending with Markiplier claiming a perfect day and survival

Transcripts

00:00

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back...

00:03

To "That's Not My Neighbor"

00:05

I don't need to be congratulated, I know exactly what's going on

00:07

Ah, that's not a lot of guests

00:11

So I only need to get five people in

00:14

Hiiii

00:15

What did- wh- why did I do?

00:17

Peach? W- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh-

00:20

Wh- wh- wh-

00:21

Peach!

00:21

Oh! Good!

00:23

Bo-ho! Grea-

00:24

Hey what's wrong with your ID?

00:27

Uh huh! What's wrong with your-

00:30

Um... uh...

00:32

Appearance!

00:34

Uh huh! And your entry request?

00:38

Ooh! Interesting!

00:40

Uh... Okey-dokey!

00:42

I'm gonna just make a quick call here, thanks

00:45

[Panting]

00:48

Alright, welcome everybody to "That's Not My Neighbor"

00:52

Here to show you a good time and how to

00:54

contact the DDD whenever you see a doppelganger

00:58

in your area

00:59

Their signs are subtle, but with my help you'll be able to see it through

01:05

Why is this clown still here?

01:10

Are you on the list? Oh, good lord you are

01:13

Okay, let me just get that off there right away

01:17

Angus Cipriani, huh?

01:20

Where are ya, Angus?

01:22

Yeah, there you are

01:24

Uh... Angus Angus Angus Angus Angus Angus Angus

01:31

Angus, okay

01:33

Where's the hat, long neck?

01:36

Uh huh, that looks good

01:38

Okay, you're on the list as well, so this all seems in order

01:43

Everything is in order

01:47

Absolutely yes

01:52

I haven't killed any neighbors, shockingly

01:55

Gotta remember to do that

01:57

I Keep getting distracted by your beautiful eyes

02:00

Oh!

02:05

Norbert Moses, okay, um, so you're definitely not on the list

02:11

Mmm, no, no, I'm just...

02:15

There, I should be on the...

02:17

There, there's an error um, okay

02:20

Yeah, I did, I'm looking at it, and you know

02:25

Anyway, do you have an entry request?

02:29

Well, it's moderately suspicious, but what's with your ears?

02:34

Uh huh

02:38

That's actually a pretty good response, um

02:44

Yeah

02:48

Uh huh

02:51

What happens if I call the DDD before I do that?

02:55

Just gotta make a call, real quick

03:00

Oh, I see, I don't know

03:03

Silly me, you'd think that it would just automatically call

03:06

You'd think that it would just do it already, but whatever

03:09

Okay, anyway

03:11

I don't know why, this, this constant alarm going off

03:14

I feel like that's...

03:17

I feel like thats just would wake everybody up

03:19

I mean, I know the threat of doom from doppelgangers is probably pretty

03:22

Pretty high on people's lists of priorities

03:25

But I just feel like, hey, how are you gonna get some sleep?

03:27

Anyway, whatever, so we've let Angus in

03:29

We've got Alf, Isaac, Ratlin, and McClooy

03:33

Uh, once again, you're not on the list

03:38

Today's...

03:41

Fuck!

03:44

Well, I didn't count on that, you caught me

03:48

What are you gonna do about it? Go ahead, call your DDD friends

03:51

uhhh

03:53

They will never be able to finish us off

03:55

In the end, we will achieve our goal

03:57

And that is...

04:00

Uh huh, so what, uh, what's, what's, what's, uh

04:05

You scared?

04:06

(laughs)

04:08

Can I visit you at night while you sleep?

04:10

I mean, you can try, man, you can try

04:14

Do you want to see my real form?

04:18

Open the door and I'll show it to you, ah

04:22

Uh huh

04:24

How much do you care about your neighbors?

04:26

Well, I mean, if we're gonna be perfectly honest

04:28

They probably don't even know your name and you risk your life for them every day

04:30

Well, I mean, someone's gotta do it, allow me in

04:34

This is really compelling argument, you want that?

04:38

You know?

04:41

Weirdly, oh, oh, oh, ew

04:47

[imitating mechanical sounds]

04:52

See, I don't know if they get murder-dilized when the DDD comes over

04:58

But it doesn't seem like that always happens

05:01

Hi, yes, cleaning, very clean

05:04

Incredibly clean, just like it's cleaning here with all the dust

05:08

Uh huh

05:10

Next!

05:12

Hi

05:14

Good afternoon, you are on the list, that is

05:16

excellent, you don't have an entry request though

05:19

Ah, there you are, Alf Cappuccin

05:24

Uh huh

05:26

Alright, where did you say you live?

05:28

Third floor, four

05:30

Okay

05:33

Uh huh, uh huh, Alf...

05:36

Cappuccin

05:38

Wears a hat.

05:40

Where is your hat?

05:42

Where's your hat?

05:44

Where is your hat?

05:47

That's not

05:48

That's

05:49

That's

05:50

That's not what I

05:53

thats...

05:53

(exasperated sigh)

05:56

That's not what I asked

06:00

Uh huh

06:02

Um

06:05

Uh

06:07

Um

06:10

Uh huh, so

06:15

I'm not talking about your ID, buddy

06:19

I'm talking about your goddamn appearance

06:23

Ya goof

06:26

Uh

06:28

Uh huh

06:32

Where's your hat?

06:34

Where's your goddamn hat?

06:36

Where's your goddamn ha-

06:38

You don't have your hat

06:39

Where's your frickin' hat?

06:41

Where's your hat?

06:42

Where's your hat?

06:42

Where's your hat?

06:43

Where's your hat?

06:45

Where's your hat at?

06:47

WHERE'S YOUR HAT?

06:49

Uh huh

06:50

Hope he cleaned the top of his head

06:53

Cause he was exposed from lack of hat

06:55

All these hatless bastards trying to get into my apartment

07:00

I'm not gonna allow it

07:02

Uh, you don't have a hat

07:06

You're not on the list

07:07

Where's your hat?

07:09

Ah, Albertsky, huh?

07:11

Where's your hat?

07:13

Okay, FO1-O2

07:16

Mmhmm, uh huh

07:18

Where's your hat?

07:20

Are you on today's list?

07:22

No, why aren't you on the list?

07:25

Why are you not on the list?

07:29

Again, with the emergency at work

07:31

Uh huh, I don't believe it

07:34

Albertsky Peachman, huh?

07:37

Is that your real name, Albertsky Peachman?

07:40

It technically is your name

07:42

I assume

07:43

Alright, fine, you can go in

07:48

Yeah, I know, I thought it was gonna be the complete-

07:51

Shut up, just go! Just go!

07:55

Goddamn doppelgangers are so sassy these days

08:02

Fuck you, fuck you

08:05

what is this?

08:06

Fuck you

08:08

Fuck you man

08:10

I mean. Fuck you

08:12

Alright, let's compare

08:14

Uh huh

08:17

Fuck you

08:19

Correct ID in your end date thing

08:23

Matching appearance and your prominent chin

08:25

and your big nose

08:27

and your big smile

08:29

and your big eyebrows

08:32

Were you on the list?

08:33

Goddammit

08:35

Damn you

08:39

Fuck you

08:41

Fuck you

08:44

(mocking mumbles)

08:45

Fuck You (under his breath)

08:47

(character gobbles)

08:50

Why does it do that?

08:51

Why does it gobble right at the end there?

08:54

Uh huh, you're not on the list

08:57

You're not on the list

08:58

No, you're not

09:02

You do have a hat

09:04

Why do you have a hat?

09:06

Why are you wearing a hat?

09:08

Something's not right here

09:10

Why are you wearing a hat?

09:11

Wears a hat. Oh

09:17

What was that?

09:18

Apartment phone number

09:19

Let's find out

09:21

Was it five?

09:22

One, two, three

09:33

Yes, are you expecting your husband to be in?

09:40

Alright, everything's in order

09:42

Have a lovely day

09:44

Definitely don't murder the thing that is your wife

09:47

(character gobbles)

09:47

Okay, I don't like the, I don't like the gobbles

09:50

Right as they're going through

09:54

Hi, good afternoon

09:56

You're not on the list

09:58

Where's you, why aren't you on the list?

10:01

No, you're not on the list

10:04

Well, guess what, you're not on the list

10:06

And also, where's your entry request?

10:11

I'm- I'm looking at it

10:13

You know, I got a separate list

10:15

Alright, whatever

10:16

Mia Stone, huh?

10:18

A teacher, uh-huh

10:22

(sucks teeth)

10:23

Thin eyebrows

10:25

Oval face, freckles, small round nose

10:28

Hoh

10:29

Uh-huh

10:31

Oh, what's with your eyes?

10:34

What's with your weird eyes?

10:40

Uh-huh

10:44

I mean, I did just then, but more at your response than your eyes

10:48

Alright, goodbye

10:49

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm

10:56

Dee-Dee, come quick

11:00

I don't know if that was like a Dexter's Lab reference or something

11:04

The voice was atrocious

11:05

umm

11:06

Either my memory's distorted or that's exactly

11:08

what it was like back when Dexter's Lab was out

11:11

Dee-Dee, come quick

11:14

Or, I guess, the opposite, get out of here

11:17

Okay, next

11:19

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm

11:21

Ah!

11:22

Nice

11:24

Hat

11:25

You're on the list? You don't have an entry request

11:27

So forgetful, aren't we?

11:31

Come from doing the shopping

11:33

Oh, you and your shopping

11:36

Uh, always wears a hat

11:39

Yeah, you are correct about that

11:41

Anyway, I'm just gonna give a little ring

11:44

4-2-4-2

11:45

See what's going on over there

11:48

Uh-huh

11:49

4-2-4-2

11:53

Ugh

11:56

Okay, that's fine

11:59

Okay, alright then, well

12:01

Everything seems good

12:03

Spitting image

12:04

You got the DDD logos

12:06

Uh, 5 and 6

12:08

(mumbles)

12:10

I mean, everything seems good

12:13

Yep

12:13

Alright, and you were even on the list, so well done

12:16

Thank you for doing everything right

12:18

Have a good day

12:20

It sure is, have a good day

12:21

Don't gobble!

12:22

(neighbor gobbles)

12:26

Uh-huh

12:27

Hi

12:28

Hello

12:29

You have the same eyes as that other one

12:32

But, more accurate appearance

12:35

You got anything?

12:36

Uh-huh, yeah, okay

12:38

Nothing else, just

12:41

Yeah, okay, it's kind of this thing we do always when we're here

12:46

I'm going to visit my parents

12:47

Okay, F3-04

12:50

Hmm, house...wait

12:53

Parents?

12:54

Oh, okay, I see

13:02

Whoa

13:05

Just gotta give a quick ring, I know he just came in, but you know

13:09

Better safe than sorry, maybe they should have come in at the same...

13:14

It would make sense if they were both out, okay

13:17

So this weirdly seems okay even though you

13:18

were forgetful about literally everything

13:21

Rafttellyn?

13:23

ah.

13:24

Just a weird name

13:25

Alright

13:26

everything is in order

13:27

Have a good day

13:29

Excellent indeed excellent

13:31

don't eh... alright gobble.

13:33

Next

13:35

Hello

13:37

You're not on the list

13:39

You're not on the list

13:41

No, you're not

13:42

How many times do we gotta go over this?

13:44

You're simply not

13:46

on the list

13:50

Alright

13:53

Come from my job as a writer

13:56

You know you really do, you really do

13:59

And your appearance looks to be in order

14:04

So I'm assuming that if I were to ring up your home

14:11

Your wife might be able to make note of this

14:18

Mm-hmm

14:29

(Heavy Breathing)

14:35

(Heavy Breathing)

14:50

what the fuck? what the fuck? what the fuck?

14:53

(hushed) what the - What the fuck? what the fuck?

14:57

(hushed) what the fuck? what the fuck? what the fuck?

15:00

(hushed) what the fuck? what the fuck?

15:03

(hushed) what the fuck?

15:04

WHAT THE FUCK?!

15:23

Hi

15:24

You're not on the list

15:30

Uh-huh,

15:32

That's what they all say.

15:36

Uh-huh

15:41

A chef, huh?

15:45

Yep, you are indeed a chef

15:48

One three four six was that always there?

15:52

Because I feel like if it was there before I would have noticed it

15:56

but now it seems more important ever than ever to call people

16:03

Okay, Anastacha

16:06

Okay, that's that's helpful

16:09

Whatever, okay. Uh-huh

16:14

Okay, Nacha Mikaelys

16:16

Nacha Mikaelys, Nacha Mikaelys, The number matches

16:20

Weirdly enough you have all this you're not on today's list

16:25

But that's probably okay

16:29

Yeah, uh-huh, I know

16:35

It's fine just go just go

16:43

Hi

16:44

'ello

16:47

Look come on- we do- come on.

16:51

Uh-huh.

16:53

Ok, Elanois (Mark's pronunciation - EL AY NOIR)

16:57

(exasperated) okay

16:58

Why do- why do I have to ask? why you gotta make this difficult?

17:03

uh. Elenois, okay, you got a twin. That's great

17:07

I'm just gonna go ahead and call right away

17:09

6-9-9-6

17:11

hilarious

17:14

This is Ella Noir

17:33

How? how? how? how?

17:37

was I supposed to KNOW

17:41

How?

17:43

Without calling?

17:45

What's wrong with your appearance?

17:48

I'm asking you I'm asking you the question

17:52

Uh

17:54

think everything's well, I'm asking you. Uh-huh

18:01

Uh-huh, I'm asking you

18:09

Uh-huh, and you weren't on the list. Oh

18:13

Okay,

18:24

Okay, all right, okay three three one two

18:30

Wow

18:31

All right, good we're doing great everybody

18:34

thanks. Yep. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

18:41

Thank you

18:50

Oh

18:50

WHY?

18:51

(Pained) Oh

19:01

Oh

19:03

Wuh?

19:05

Wuh?

19:07

What

19:09

well...

19:11

Wuh?

19:12

Wuh?

19:13

Wuh?

19:18

Woah...

19:29

(sighs)

19:33

Alright, well...

19:35

Imma go again, yea yea Imma go again, Imma go again

19:37

I- I can beat this. I know I can beat this.

19:39

C'mon! Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!

19:41

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up, let's go, let's go, come on!

19:43

NEXT!

19:44

Come on, come on, come on!

19:46

Come on!

19:48

Ready for ya.

19:51

Yeah, whatever, good afternoon to you.

19:53

Are you on today's list? I should've known that.

19:55

Alright, yes you are.

19:57

Okay.

19:59

103...

20:02

Uh-huh.

20:07

5513.

20:15

There should be no answer.

20:20

That's what I thought, alright.

20:25

Angus.

20:27

Ciprianni.

20:29

Alright, everything seems to be in order.

20:31

Have a good day.

20:33

Yes.

20:35

So, maybe I should-

20:37

Again, with the *imitates gobble*

20:38

I don't-

20:38

Did I kill that many neighbors last time?

20:42

How did I do that?

20:44

Gloria Schmicht, uh-huh.

20:47

You on the list? No, you're not.

20:51

Uh-huh, you're not.

20:55

Uh-huh, yeah, hurry up.

20:59

Uh-huh, yeah.

21:18

Uh-huh, alright, that's good to know.

21:21

Is that for sure? Is that for sure that means...

21:25

I mean, I called the apartment and I feel like

21:28

that's about a surefire way of saying is like,

21:30

if Gloria goes, "Hey, I'm in the apartment."

21:35

"With -uh my husband."

21:38

Who da fuck are you?

21:41

You're not on the list.

21:43

They always say that. Stupid.

21:46

Alright, F-301. Sure, F-301.

21:50

One, four, two, five. One, four, two, five.

22:02

Okay, Dr. William Afton.

22:06

Then explain how you've come back from wherever the hell you are.

22:13

You're not gonna say anything, are you?

22:15

Die.

22:17

Come on, come on, come on!

22:21

Excellent. That definitely was worth doing,

22:24

AND FOR SURE THE RIGHT THING

22:26

Yeah, I mean, it literally said that Dr. William Afton was in the house already.

22:32

There might have been something else wrong.

22:34

[sigh]

22:35

Are we gonna go through this again?

22:37

You're not on the... Yeah, that's what I thought.

22:39

Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Let me call.

22:43

I knew it. I knew it.

22:47

You'd think that they would just stay outside

22:50

or be at the location, ready to do something?

22:53

Why do I have to do this?

22:54

It seems like a waste of resources to have them come back all the time.

22:57

Seems like something that they would do.

23:02

Hello, I hope I didn't just burn your sister.

23:07

Uh-huh.

23:12

Alright. Who is this? Elanois? Selenne?

23:16

Uh-huh.

23:19

Mm-hmm.

23:22

Just asking. Just to answer the question, okay?

23:25

Just answer the question. Just answer the-

23:27

-it's standard question. Nice standard questions.

23:30

Where's your entry request?

23:32

Well, if you don't have an entry request, how--oh, wait. Whoops.

23:38

Oh, I see.

23:41

[ Sighs ]

23:46

Let me see. I'm fine. Hang on. Let me just make a quick call.

23:59

Hello, LA Noir?

24:02

Uh-huh.

24:06

Ah, that's all I needed to know. Thanks, Elinois.

24:10

Alright, everything's in order. Have a good day. Excellent. Goodbye.

24:16

Toodles!

24:21

Hi. Yeah, hi. Okay.

24:23

A shoemaker, huh? I thought it was

24:26

your father who was the shoemaker. Oh, both of you are.

24:30

Alright, let me just make a call.

24:36

Which one?

24:39

Brother?

24:41

Which brother? Which brother? What do you mean, brother?

24:44

What do you mean, brother? Oh, Albertski.

24:48

I thought that was the last name. Oh, okay.

24:51

Alright, then. You're probably fine, but where's your ID?

24:54

Uh-huh. You got a date. You got a number. You got a logo.

24:58

Alright. (tiny burp) Alright, you seem fine.

25:00

Everything seems good. What's wrong with your appearance?

25:04

Just trying to catch you off guard, man. Just trying to catch you off guard.

25:08

But you're also not on the list. I look as

25:10

handsome as ever. Uh-huh. You're not on the list.

25:12

Am I not on the list? I should be on the list.

25:18

Check the list again!

25:21

Is there a faster text option?

25:23

Text for important sounds?

25:25

Text for important colors? What does it even mean?

25:28

Fixed camera? Oh, thank God!

25:31

Okay, that's actually great.

25:34

Oh, thank you. Oh my God, that's so much better

25:37

Wow, I did not know that was even possible.

25:39

Okay, thank you. Alright. All's good. Have a good day.

25:47

That door. Uh-huh.

25:52

Ah, I see.

25:55

Right.

25:58

You're not on the list.

26:01

Am I not on the list? I should be on the list. I'm always on the list.

26:08

Check the fucking list again!

26:10

Please!

26:16

Okay, well, I don't need it saying dial, dial, dial. But alright. Fine.

26:25

Lois?

26:29

Wait a minute...

26:35

Lois? (apprehensive)

26:39

The shape of my head.

26:44

I noticed right away.

26:47

Ah, I saw through your deception.

26:52

Enjoy the slammer!

26:54

And by slammer, I mean...

26:59

The grave!

27:00

I'm doing the best I can, guys. I'm doing the best I can. Just let it...

27:04

just let it flow over you. Just let it wash over you.

27:07

Just...

27:08

Just... let it wash.

27:10

Next!

27:16

Interesting.

27:19

Interesting.

27:21

Interesting. Well, I did just call and your wife was saying that you would do home.

27:28

So this does seem to fit.

27:31

Uh-huh.

27:33

Roman Stilnsky.

27:38

What's wrong with your parents?

27:46

I wasn't even...

27:47

Oh, wears a hat.

27:48

You know what? I already know that you're

27:51

good to go. So I'm just gonna go...

27:53

boom, boom, boom.

27:55

Have a good day. Yes, it is.

27:58

Enjoy your life.

28:00

Enjoy your wife.

28:02

That's a weird thing to wish upon someone, but...

28:06

You're on the list. First time for everything. Ah, Steven.

28:11

Rudboys

28:13

The man with the tiny head. Alright, let's just go four, two, four two.

28:21

I'm Just hoping that the weird sounds, like important sounds, could be something

28:25

esoteric and oh, like this.

28:28

BUH

28:28

Huh?

28:29

Mclooy.

28:30

Okay.

28:32

Okay, that's good.

28:33

Thank you. That's all I needed to know.

28:35

Yes, he's back. Yes, he is.

28:39

All right. This looks good. Yeah, that looks good

28:43

Let me just triple check your number.

28:48

Uh-huh.

28:49

(the musical spirit takes Mark over)

28:51

(singing) Huh, there's a date. Your appearance looks good.

28:53

(singing) Everything's in order.

28:55

(singing) Big Nose

28:57

(singing) Wears glasses. Short hair and small head.

29:00

(singing) You're looking good today!

29:02

except I'm gonna question your appearance.

29:04

Because why not?

29:08

You're right. I was just hoping that your self-confidence was up as usual.

29:11

Have a good day. Alright, Ta Ta yep. Have a good day. BLye.

29:16

(game) Oh.

29:17

(imitating) Oh.

29:18

uh huh

29:18

[dark ominous tones]

29:31

Oh my God. Oh my God. Go back. Oh my God. I want to click the button.

29:36

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for that.

29:41

Thank you.

29:45

Uh. huh

29:48

Uh. huh

29:50

Shoemaker.

29:51

Did I let you in just now?

29:56

Did I let you in?

29:59

Robertsky Peachman, huh?

30:03

Uh-huh.

30:07

Uh-huh.

30:11

Fuck!

30:17

Yep, I caught ya.

30:22

Hello, you're on the list. What's wrong with your appearance?

30:26

I'm just asking.

30:28

You never know.

30:34

Where do you live? I don't even know.

30:37

Ah, okay, 4258.

30:42

Okay, Alf

30:45

Okay, that's good. That's good. That's good.

30:48

Oh yeah, she's definitely back. Let me just check.

30:53

One, two, three, four things. Third floor.

30:57

Long face. Big nose. Straight hair. Wears a headband

31:03

What's wrong with your ID? What's wrong with it?

31:06

What's wrong with it? You tell me. Oh, that's an interesting answer.

31:09

Oh, that's an interesting answer.

31:11

That's a fascinating answer. What's wrong with your...

31:14

I already asked that.

31:15

Entry your request. Yeah. What's wrong with it? What is wrong with that?

31:21

Uh-huh. Okay. All right. Why am I in a bathtub? Can you answer that one?

31:29

All right, you are on the list. Okay, you got me there.

31:32

Yeah, I know. Yeah, you are, but I'm testing things.

31:37

Okay, fine. You're fine. Go ahead. Have a good day.

31:44

Yep, it is excellent.

31:59

All right, fine.

32:03

[sigh]

32:09

I already know about you, Peach-man. You've already

32:12

You've already tried this. Go away.

32:15

Nobody wants to talk to you. Tata!

32:24

Goddammit. alrig- Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, fine. It'd be... I-

32:28

I'm staring down at a Peach monster and you're gonna get me on technicalities.

32:32

You can tell...

32:34

He's literally yelling about Peaches the whole time.

32:36

Okay?

32:37

Do you really need- Can you-. I could put your phone up to him

32:40

and you'd hear a bunch of Peaches.

32:42

[sigh]

32:43

whatever, fine. I gotta do everything myself.

32:47

I will, thank you.

32:48

And I definitely won't die tonight.

32:55

[gasp]

32:56

OH?

32:56

OOH!

33:03

HEY

33:04

[gasp]

33:06

I had a perfect day.

33:10

I had a perfect day. I knew it.

33:16

[gasp] I did it. Ooh, ah, ooh, ah,

33:21

ooh, ah, oh, ah, mmm.

33:27

Survive without opening any folder?

33:29

Aha.

33:31

I have an idea. Hold on. Wait for it. Wait for it. Watch this. I'm gonna show you,

33:36

I'm gonna show you, the best strategy.

33:39

100%. 100% guaranteed to work every time. Watch this.

33:43

Watch this. Watch this.

33:45

Watch this. It's gonna be, It's gonna be nuts.

33:49

Howdy, duty.

33:52

Hey, good seeing you, good looking.

33:55

Hey, oh, handsome man who's having a good day?

33:58

Ah, me, now that I saw you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

34:03

Whoa, money bags coming through.

34:06

Hey, leave me a tip next time!

34:08

[growly giggle]

34:09

Hey, look at you. Which one are you? I don't know.

34:12

[Growlgle]

34:14

Could be a doppleganger? Ah, whatever.

34:20

Eh?

34:24

He's probably shy.

34:25

Just shy. That's the only thing that... that is

34:29

That's the only thing. Hey!

34:32

ah?

34:33

Eh, whatever.

34:34

Whadu-ooooo. My god.

34:39

How's it going? And there you're going. Ha ha.

34:43

Into the apartments where you belong. Have a good day.

34:46

*the sound of dying inside*

34:48

Hey?

34:51

How'd your doctor's appointment go?

34:53

Alright, I see your chin got a little bigger, huh? Ha ha ha.

34:57

You wouldn't want someone to think you were a doppelganger.

34:59

You should get that looked at.

35:01

okay? You should get that

35:02

Hey, what's up, nice hat.

35:04

Always love the hat.

35:07

Ah.

35:09

Yes? Can I help you?

35:13

I swear to god... is this? Is this a 42 thing?

35:16

This better not be. Whatever.

35:19

fu-- you..

35:19

Fuck you.

35:27

Australian animal drastically changes its appearance

35:29

when removed from its natural habitat.

35:32

I mean, there's a few things that look drastically different

35:35

when you remove it from its natural habitat.

35:38

[sigh] I don't know. Frickin' jellyfish, man. I don't know.

35:41

Jellyfish ish is

35:44

jellyfish.

35:47

yea, whatever. Would you know? Would you know? Would

35:49

wuh- Would you know?

35:51

Would you know?

35:52

You would not know.

35:53

You get out of here.

35:56

Hey.

35:57

Hey. Saw your brother earlier.

36:00

Seems like a good guy.

36:05

What's whatever, am I right? Whatever. Leave the door open. Whatever.

36:11

[sigh]

36:12

Ah, saw your sister, I think.

36:16

Definitely.

36:19

Oh, okay.

36:20

That seems hardly fair.

36:22

I just gotta say, I don't know if that's an adequate thing.

36:31

Afton didn't even have a problem. He was just straight up...

36:35

...bad.

36:36

I only got a D though, so that's good.

36:39

I guess I gotta kill the neighbors and let every doppleganger in to get an F.

36:42

F takes some skill. Alright,

36:44

Thank you everybody so much for watching.

36:45

Hope you enjoyed this. This was fun.

36:47

I'll play more once there's actually a full release.

36:50

Thank you. And as always, I will see you...

36:55

...in the next video. Buh-bye!

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