I finally own the Dyson Zones.

I finally have them it's just been

forever but I finally have them you're

go the what don't you get them sooner

you both and Aussie idiot was like why

didn't Dyson release from the Aussie

sooner took forever I joined the email

list way back at the very very beginning

I had to have these freaks they have

been available in Australia for a little

bit but I just forgot they existed like

a lot of people but Dyson makers of

windy things that's their gig people got

really excited about this

because uh their headphones with windy

bits and um what a case there's a

glaring issue we'll get to but made the

head ponies the thing I noticed about

these when I first got them they smelt

like a brand new motorbike helmet I

actually think they look pretty awesome

it's kind of futuristic and steampunk at

the same time and they're built epic

like this is M stonky as they should be

because they're grously expensive or are

they the price keeps coming down Ian

I've seen these in cashes already if you

go to their website you learn about the

development of these like you know why

are they doing it apparently it started

out as a backpack with a mouthpiece the

whole idea was portable air filtration

where's our star where's our shining

Beast it's got a

maganet in the photos it looks super

rigid and almost like this hard fitting

thing it's it's not it's floppy and I I

get it it's because headphones need to

swivel right our ears don't whatever our

ears don't point out the sides they

stick kind of forwards you know like

the're angled forwards and so they have

to be able to swivel you know so they

can fit your head mate and it's this

swiveling and adjustability for our

greasy heads that makes this just kind

of H it's like soft silicon and hard

kind of plastic but that's the vents and

there's like a screen in there so like

air quality if you don't think about air

quality at all you are absolutely living

in a beautiful place of the world there

are millions of people who are just

packed into places where it's like

living inside of of like a running

exhaust pipe there's like air quality

index websites where you can just go

around and see what it's like there's

all sorts of metering stations all

around the world it shortens more lives

than freaking anything else it's like

sleep mate it's a basic thing but you

know it keeps you alive so I'm not

against the idea of portable air

filtering like my studio here is in an

industrial dump hole zone I'm pretty

sure Sega back in the '90s looked at

this area went ah there we go the second

St AG for Sonic 2 y you can see my

warehouse from there and I've actually

got one of Dyson's stick fans right

they're ridiculously expensive amazing

on electricity and it's got that screen

in it that does monitoring and what it

showing me is at like 3:00 in the

morning there's like a factory or

something that fires up around here

making something terrible cuz it like

graphs all the voccs and chemicals and

things and you see a boom and to get the

eggy smell of this area out of here i'

to like get into carbon filtering people

mention how nice it is in here I had to

work for it so yeah as someone who

squats in an industrial Zone I get it

for my car channel here quite often

we're wearing respirators like the the

proper like gas maskk looking things and

the problem with those is that they get

so swampy you could pour out a glass of

water from the inside of them it yeah

vitronic right and Dyson was like trying

to get some sort of air filtering where

it's not onto your face and then not

only that the air coming in is fresh not

just you pulling it through yourself but

this is a brand new tech device which

means it kind of sucks you need the

stinking Dyson app to do anything with

this sure the app does add features like

you know special monitoring thing which

I will talk about but it's more

passwords it's more like trust that the

company isn't going to f your data up

and you're going to have his issues talk

to opts they know how to make people

hate them but you can't even turn these

on and just do basic stuff like without

the app these are a lead weight so it's

already a mega to me when I did finally

fire these up and get this flop

tastic beautifully engineered visor on

the first thing I notice right you know

air quality apparently these have carbon

filters I just like you carbon filters

that's how you get rid of smells

carbon's reactive smells are chemicals

chemicals bond to carbon very friendly

you've captured smells for like the

first hour of using this idiot it would

just blow off gasing from mhde vocc

smells like new product smell and it

gave me a mega headache and you can't

can't run this thing off your head you

take it off your head so you can just

breathe while off gases it goes nuh I

had to have it strapped around my knee

and just have it blowing on Max it still

kind of stinks worse than that this

stupid visor nearly never registers so

you have it clicked on right like you

you don't force it even though you kind

of have to and until like you kind of

push and adjust it it won't work it's

like 50/50 if the visor works on a quick

like clack clack let's go points loss on

all of the noises these headphones make

when you're wearing them the voice to

the bons and Binks and noises that

happen that're number one way too eff

and loud and they are so irritating they

I don't know how they picked some of the

most irritating noises I could have

startling me that they're too noisy if

you want to adjust your face you got

this stupid visor in your way that's

very floppy and not very reliable in its

connection so Dyson sells these to like

anybody they want this to be everyday

wear like oh can't leave my house

without my super suit but then it's like

is this actually going to filter air

while you're walking about cuz they're

talking about like being on the bus and

the person next to you smells bad fire

up your air filters and make the smells

go away I get like this is adjustable

yeah look at it adjust there you go be

amazed and it does sit quite close to

your face I aerodynamics are weird like

this car is more aerodynamic than this

car right the wind doesn't care how good

it looks to our human it just does what

it does and maybe with the airflow

creating a barrier with it being close

enough but for walking about and stuff I

don't know I thought these were for

people sitting at a desk and they were

effectively cabled headphones but not

for audio just so you can give it power

for it to run because um when you got

these fans going mate with the noise

cancelling on kiss your bats goodbye but

yeah they are Bluetooth headphones which

means it's got a stink of microphone in

it I guess you know we got to have a

listen to that so this one time mate I

figured that like I wasn't happy and

fulfilled in my life because I wasn't

getting enough wind in my day like

doctors don't bring up enough that like

people need more wind mate and so like

I'm going to find a way to get more wind

hey so I found this place that's like a

little bit windier and I'm like I'm

feeling like a little bit better so

maybe if it's like super windy I'll feel

like super good mate and M like I found

the windiest spot of all and I got to

say mate it feels actually it's okay I

mean cuz like the plastic smell that's

coming through it's it's taking a long

time to go away and actually the more I

smell it the more I don't care about

anything else is anyone else tasting

purple so it does well to cancel out the

fan sound for the most part because the

mic is so Garbo and terrible that it

would actually take a decent mic to hear

it so well done you crapped your way to

Victory all bluetooth mics sound the

same where's the revolution right we're

just stuck on a loop the highest fan

setting though that's when it was noisy

there was was like this whole bunch of

static sitting underneath it um but bad

news this is normally the point where

you know bust out the freakish ears on a

stand and we could be them to the the

hero 6os but these wouldn't let me play

anything that's right sitting on the

ears NOP you know wear

headphones they're settings for

calibration right cuz apparently if you

change the ear cups on these you can

just explode their brain they're go I I

don't know I don't know how to be

headphones anymore I actually tried

calibrating these on the ears no I even

tried to make sure I was touching them

in some ways is it a capacitance thing I

was able to put them Loosely on my knee

and get them to work I could put them on

my head and pull them off my ears for a

point and they'll keep working sitting

on the ears nothing so I'll just have to

substitute these for the only other

Dyson product I have

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memes aside the fans do ruin the sound I

was hoping to get that recording uh yeah

on the lowest setting funny enough

they're even worse it has this big low

Bas to it and you can feel feel it kind

of no not vibrating there mechanical

stuff going in I mean it's awesome you

can see the fan in there and like here's

the filter oh I haven't

even there's your carbon I mean it's

technically a thing of beauty it means

these motors are pulling through the

filter they're underload they're not

just happily spinning they're doing work

on the highest level three it's actually

better there's less vibrations um I

guess cuz high pitch noises are easier

for the noise canceling to cancel out

you know bass is very difficult but then

it's louder for everybody else not that

you'd know because the noise canceling

this is really good my test is playing

the drums how tolerable is it and it's

quite tolerable it's not as good as real

EF so I can't get crazy loud but I can

still get very loud and on the topic of

sound quality they sound great of course

they do the hd600s are from 997 Humanity

has figured out how to make things sound

good for human ears they sound great

with great noise cancelling they just

weigh a ton but these are effectively

just headphones with a subscription huh

a subscription well yeah you got to buy

new filters you idiot you're IND debed

to them forever and like I don't see

these being a big seller so it's not

like you're going to find third party

ones easy when I picked these up from JB

highi apparently only one other person

had ever bought them and the only time

they've seen people wear them were the

Dyson reps who visit to like talk about

Dyson things as I said man the price on

these keeps getting lower and lower the

tech person in me goes these are pretty

effing ridiculous the way that these go

on is just so hamstr strong it's smart

Aly guts it don't let you use it in the

way that you want to and uh you know

that cool

case where the stink does this go no

really is this just meant to smash in

there or something like is is that it

it's it's I'm actually looking at the

manual like Does it show the case even

once o o there it is no no

no

no no it was mate she's not happening I

have no idea I got to get the tears out

of it somehow and then it's going to

smell like that looks like an old pair

of unies stinking no no and that's the

end I don't know like a hug case

especially one this big shouldn't be

that confusing as to how you actually

meant to get it all in there credit

though for having one of the most

beautiful USBC charging cables I've ever

seen the thing that actually impressed

me about these was the monitoring the

same thing I value out of my weird blade

looking fan guy you can figure out how

many pollutants are on the very bus that

you're squatting in and for some people

air quality is insanely important you

know the older I get the more

open-minded I'm to medical conditions

where like you just can't stop coughing

all day because of a particular reaction

but if you put on these like quite

comfortable headphones that sound nice

now you can breathe more comfortably

then this is worth every dollar you've

got then it's amazing but as like a tech

for Tech kind of thing like oh just get

it it's a latest thing you know turn

heads like the Cyber truck I don't know

what they were thinking may they got

excited just another means of selling

air filters to people and the idea of

everyday people suiting themselves up

with stuff like this you when really I

thought this would be for you know like

accountants and like executive people

who work on oil rigs and like mines and

stuff where it's really gross and dirty

and like they just happen to have to be

around the industry but kind of have

nothing to do with at the same time

although you know reading reviews

someone said that during like wildfires

and things that these did a really good

job the wind does feel nice when it

doesn't smell like plastic but for less

money you can do an entire room those of

you who need something like this you're

jumping up and down and you can't wait

to get them but most folks don't want to

put more gear on their faces it's kind

of like the issue with VR even like the

new like cable of stuff that you just

point on this is a lot of I'm still glad

they exist in a fe multiple kind of way

I'm going to cherish these forever these

are heaps funny in the headphone

collection so they're expensive but

they're built excellently they sound

great the noise cancelling is fantastic

and they got a fun gimmick to it and

unless you need them you don't need

him and that's it thanks so much for

watching she than me floaties mate you

know extra vids Franks there and you

know like I'll smell as all next

time oh

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Frankie are you on the the floor

Frankie

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coming over Frankie Frankie are you on

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floor Frank

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this this flow Frank thing