The Worst Product I've Ever Reviewed... For Now

- All right, so this is the Humane AI Pin.

It is a brand new product,

and a really, really interesting form factor

of an ultra futuristic wearable computer.

So in a time of all these crazy gadgets and Vision Pro,

and wearable glasses,

it's so sick that we get so many

genuinely new first generation products like this

to give a shot.

Unfortunately, it's also the new worst product

I think I've ever reviewed, in its current state.

There's just so many things bad about it.

It's so bad, in fact,

that I think it's actually kind of distracting

to like understand what the point of the device is

as we go through it.

So I'm gonna have to separate it out for this video.

First, I'm gonna tell you what it is,

and what it's supposed to do,

and then I'll tell you what my experience

has actually been using it.

(mellow instrumental music)

So this thing is a small, wearable computer,

with an AI inside,

that can help you throughout your day.

It's about the size of a large watch.

It has a camera and a microphone,

and can interact with the world around you.

But in case you can't use that as input,

there's also a touch pad and a projector inside,

with this super new style of gesture control,

with the projection on your hand.

It costs $700, plus...

A $24 a month subscription plan

for the data that comes with it,

and all the services and all the online storage.

But yeah, $700, plus a subscription.

It's already a fun start.

So one of the big things off the top is,

this does not pair to your smartphone at all.

This is its own standalone device,

with its own internet connection,

with its own phone number.

And so this little AI assistant

just goes everywhere with you, it's always connected,

and that's...

You can choose how much or how little to use it

alongside your smartphone.

So you know, on its face,

maybe that's kind of a cool idea, at least.

Like the idea is you talk to it like a person,

it answers questions, it gives you historical facts,

or personalized recommendations,

or helps you out with things,

like brainstorming or remembering things.

It can make phone calls, and send text messages.

A ton of stuff.

The unfortunate reality though,

is this thing is too much of a pain to use

to actually want to do most of that stuff

alongside your phone.

But we'll get there.

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All right, let me actually start with the hardware.

This little thing, the build of this thing,

is actually impressive.

Like genuinely, I think if you're looking for a reason

to feel like you're not getting ripped off,

the hardware packaging actually kind of accomplishes that.

Like this pin is solid, it's aluminum, it's dense feeling.

There's three colors, actually.

There's all matte black, which is the cheapest one.

Or for a hundred bucks more,

you can get white or this black and silver one

that I'm using.

And then there's a lot of sensors packed up there.

There's a camera, there's microphones, there's lights,

there's a tiny class 2 laser projector.

So this whole thing is like really densely packed.

And then the magnets also that connect everything,

are super strong.

So the back of this pin is called a "booster".

It's another battery.

So it's got its own internal battery,

but then once you attach it to your clothes,

it cleverly, through your clothes, magnetizes there.

It makes a nice sound when you do.

And that's how you get it attached.

So you get two of these boosters.

And since there's the internal battery,

you can literally hot swap between them

so the thing stays alive.

Very clever.

And then it also comes with this extremely well-made,

and also very, very reflective charging case.

So you can pop it in there, or just your battery in there,

keep it topped off.

That charges by USB Type-C.

This thing is nice.

And it also comes with this like desktop charging puck,

where you can magnetize in the battery,

or the whole thing.

The pin and the booster at the same time.

So that is a lot of charging

and battery related accessories,

but they all come with it.

And this pin, you know,

it's also got these lights up at the top here

that light up anytime you're doing anything.

And there's also a small pin light notification

for when there's something waiting for you.

So between the weight of the parts

and the strength of the magnets, how it all slaps together,

like you can tell that a lot of effort

was put into the craftsmanship of this product,

which I very much appreciate.

It's the best part of the pin, by a lot.

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Okay, I want you to forget about the smartphone

in your pocket for a second.

Like just for a minute, just pretend that doesn't exist.

Ignore it, right?

This little pin can do a lot of stuff, and is very helpful.

So again, think of this thing as an AI assistant

that's like by your side, all the time with you.

So, you can ask it things.

It doesn't have a wake word,

it only turns the mic on and listens when you touch it.

So you can go...

(AI Pin beeps)

How tall is the Empire State Building?

(AI Pin beeps)

And then when you let go,

it starts sending that query off to the crowd.

The-

- [AI Pin] The Empire State Building

is 1,454 feet tall to the tip.

- The Cloud.

And then gets you an answer, which is great.

And it also is multimodal.

So that means it can look at the camera,

and see things, and interact with the world around you.

So...

(AI Pin beeps)

Look and tell me what you see.

(AI Pin beeps)

So it'll scan the room, use the Cloud again.

That little noise was it taking a little image,

sending AI image to the Cloud,

analyzing it, getting it back,

then deciding what to tell me.

- [AI Pin] You are sitting in front

of a camera and a laptop.

The camera is on a tripod and pointed at you.

The laptop is open, and you are looking at it.

There are three pictures of dogs on the wall behind you.

There is a window to the left of the camera.

There is a boom mic on the table in front of you.

There is a red carpet on the floor.

- Great.

The camera can also take pictures,

or up to 15 second videos,

which it auto uploads while charging.

It can also remember things you tell it to remember.

And all these things will show up in the Humane Center.

So it's like this online web portal

for all things connected to the pin.

There's no app, it's just the website.

So there, you can see a whole history of who you've called,

and texted, and what you've listened to,

and what answers it gave to your most recent requests,

and all the things you told it to remember.

It is pretty well-rounded.

I think probably its best tech demo feature though,

is the translate back and forth.

You got a two finger gesture, you can go...

(AI Pin beeps)

(Marques speaks in Spanish)

(AI Pin beeps)

- [AI Pin] Where's the library?

- So it auto detects the language, translates it to English,

and the person who speaks back can translate back,

as long as you hold on the pin and listen to them.

Pretty cool.

This is all voice stuff though.

So if at any point you're in a loud area,

or a very private area,

and you don't wanna interact out loud with your voice,

that's where this projector comes in.

So it seems crazy, but you activate it like that,

and then you just hold your finger out, your whole palm,

and it becomes a projector screen

for the laser projector built into the pin.

So it takes a little practice,

but eventually you get used to holding your hand up

in just the right spot,

and then the UI gets projected in this green 720p

mini screen on your hand.

So you basically use your hand,

try to be as flat as possible,

and then to interact with it,

there are some movement gestures.

So there's a time of flight sensor

that keeps track of movement,

and you move your hand around kind of like

rolling a marble around in your hand to select something,

then pinch to select.

You can then make a fist to go back,

and then you literally push forward

to move deeper into a menu.

So this is like a 3D UI you have to learn.

This is obviously very brand new for people,

but I think to be fair, it is pretty intuitive.

I think if you get a quick 60 second lesson,

you kind of already have learned all the things you need.

When you first connect the booster to the pin,

you can unlock it, and unlocking it with my pin,

is like this...

Move your hand through space to select the numbers thing.

It's literally like moving back and forth

through a Rolodex of real numbers.

So it's one of those like borderline magic things

where the first time you see it,

you kind of just get it, and it clicks.

Even if it is a little fidgety,

and a little bit inaccurate and kind of slow.

But that gets us into the review.

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So, unfortunately...

This thing is bad at almost everything it does,

basically all the time.

Where do I even start?

So I guess first of all, okay,

it's supposed to just answer questions, right?

It can kinda do that sometimes, but one, it's often slow,

because most of these requests

go to the Cloud and come back,

and there's just a long wait.

And two, it's often wrong,

because AI still can hallucinate,

and there are still issues with it

just not understanding correctly,

or just saying the wrong thing.

And that's not even mentioning server timeouts,

if you have a poor internet connection,

which happens to me all the time in this studio.

So when they do most of the demos,

like on their websites and in their videos,

they'll ask a question, and then they'll let go,

and keep talking to fill the silence,

so it's not awkward as you wait for an answer,

and realize how long it is.

But even on this fast studio wifi here...

(AI Pin beeps)

Who designed the Washington Monument?

(AI Pin beeps)

- [AI] Finding designer.

The Washington Monument was designed by Robert Mills,

a prominent 19th century American architect

from South Carolina.

The construction was eventually completed by-

- Okay.

So you can just hold your hand up

to put your answer on your hand,

and interrupt that it's talking so much.

But even that was like a pretty good performance

for the AI Pin.

In ideal, fast wifi conditions.

But there are many, many times

when I feel like it's way slower,

and it seems like it goes to the internet

for almost everything.

I mean there's a few queries I guess

might be local, like...

(AI Pin beeps)

What time is it?

(AI Pin beeps)

- [AI Pin] 11:42 AM.

- Like that's pretty fast.

If I ask the battery life,

it can tell me that pretty fast.

But it feels like basically everything else

is just shoveling it off to the Cloud,

not computing on the device, and it takes a while.

But it's also just wrong all the time.

Like, I remember asking it days before the solar eclipse

when the next eclipse was, and it said 2044.

I asked it, "What's some good Asian food in the area?"

And over and over again it thought I said,

"What's the best ash?"

For some reason?

When is the next Nets game?

(AI Pin beeps)

- [AI Pin] Finding next Nets game.

The next Brooklyn Nets game is on Sunday, April 14th,

but no specific opponent or location is provided.

- I just Googled it.

It says it's the 76ers, so that's kind of weird.

(AI Pin beeps)

What's the traffic to the Empire State Building from here?

(AI Pin beeps)

- [AI Pin] Finding direction.

Use the voice command feature of AI Pin

to ask for traffic information

to the Empire State Building,

and it will provide you with the details you need.

- I did?

This stuff happens all the time.

But then, speaking of battery life...

Really bad.

(Marques laughs)

And inconsistent, which is annoying.

So, it's already kind of bad enough

that you have another device,

that you also have to charge every single day.

But with this, it's actually more than that.

You have to constantly babysit the battery,

and swap out boosters and charge this thing,

and keep it charged multiple times per day.

So like I said before,

you get two of these things that come with it,

and I've had a pin nuke through the entire booster battery

in two hours, while not really doing much of anything.

I've also had it last like four hours

while doing a whole bunch of, you know,

photos and videos and requests and laser stuff.

And it's also just like constantly warm

the whole time.

Just all the time.

Which is a little bit concerning.

I'll also say, multiple times in various situations,

I've had it just overheat for seemingly no reason,

and tell me to wait a while for it to cool down.

I think the heat problem is also amplified

because of the gap created by whatever fabric

is between the booster and the product,

that it is actively, inductively charging.

You know, it is a lot of very impressive engineering,

but wireless charging is notoriously inefficient,

and loses energy via heat,

and that's what's happening in here all the time.

So just the fact that it's warm,

just this warm puck on my chest all day,

was just enough to never quite forget that I'm wearing it.

Well, that and the weight.

Look, it's well-made, like I said,

it's really impressive hardware,

but it's just a little...

I mean, you see that little sag?

It's just a little too heavy,

in the same way that Vision Pro is just a bit too heavy.

When you're wearing the thing,

you just wanna make it as light as possible.

It's why a lot of this stuff is made of plastic.

So when you decide to go aluminum instead, yeah,

it's just a little too heavy.

I feel like Humane in a lot of their videos,

they've got all these thick fabrics, and like heavy jackets,

so it doesn't really pull down and sag nearly as much.

But if you wear some lighter weight materials like I do,

especially when it gets warm outside,

this is really gonna start to be noticed.

And yes, there are some optional accessories

that are lighter weight,

but you never quite forget about it.

This pin cannot set a timer.

This pin cannot set an alarm.

This notification light they put up at the corner here,

it's there and it works,

but it is basically out of my peripheral, my field of use,

so I almost never see it.

And you know, they also chose this corner for the light,

which means it's designed to be worn

on this half of the body,

which is fine, and you get used to it there,

but that's also exactly where most seat belts go,

in the US anyway.

So, not their fault,

just another annoying thing about using it.

The photos look pretty bad,

and the videos look even worse.

They're square-ish in aspect ratio, very noisy,

and they max out at 15 seconds.

The hub that everything syncs with, for me,

just randomly stops working,

and I have to refresh it to get it to work again.

The projector...

As impressive as a technical achievement as it is,

it's just not very readable.

It's not particularly bright outdoors,

and it gets dimmer the further from your hand it is

because of physics.

And unless I knew what those words were saying,

I really can't read very much.

And...

(Marques chuckles)

There are no apps.

There just are no apps.

So when you first sign up with your Humane account,

you get to sync with four accounts.

There are your Apple, Google, Microsoft, and Tidal.

So the first three are basically for your contacts,

and then the last one, Tidal is the exclusive music partner.

So there is no Uber access,

there is no Spotify access, there's no WhatsApp,

there's no calendar, no Gmail, none of that stuff.

It's just...

I can't book a flight, I can't buy something on Amazon.

It just will not do any of that stuff

that I just do on my phone.

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So I know I've said like a bunch of the downsides

and the problems this device has,

but I really genuinely think the biggest problem

this pin is going to have,

is that smartphones are kind of OP.

The number one thing I've reminded myself

from the week of using this pin,

trying to get it to do stuff,

is that smartphones are not going anywhere anytime soon.

And I think a lot of the comments online

have already picked up on this,

even without testing and using the pin, which is,

okay, there seems like a lot of overlap

between what this is and what a smartphone can do.

But everything that this pin does,

a modern smartphone does better and faster,

and easier and in higher quality,

and just better in every way.

Like your smartphone obviously

takes better pictures and videos,

and you can frame things more easily.

Of course, a phone can call and text people more easily.

You can use it in more places, loud places,

private places, use it with literally any outfit.

Also, a phone, like you can quickly Google things,

it's faster to message people back.

And of course, it can email people,

and use all kinds of app experiences.

Do you know what happens when you try to just

send someone a picture from the AI Pin?

You already know how to do it on your phone.

With the AI Pin, okay, you take the picture,

then you either try this with your voice,

or you pull up the picture,

which is just a green 720p jpeg on your hand.

I guess that's a good enough preview, sure.

You go to send it, you pick your contact,

or type in the whole phone number with the gestures.

Eventually, you go to send,

and it has its own internet connection,

and it sends a link to view the picture

in the Humane web portal.

Like the difference in how easy,

how frictionless that is here versus here,

it's not even close.

And there are honestly many times

where I'd be trusting this pin,

like I'm reviewing it, I'm living that life,

I'm using it, and I'd ask it something,

and I would wait so long,

and my phone would just be sitting right there,

where I could just pick it up and Google the answer

in the time it takes me to get hopefully

the right answer on the pin.

It's just...

Phones are OP.

(AI Pin beeps)

Look and tell me what this is.

(AI Pin beeps)

Or I'll just do this, I guess.

Ah...

It's a Cybertruck.

- [AI Pin] The photo is of a Cybertruck.

An electric pickup truck produced by Tesla.

- Yup.

Also, I gotta say, when I say phones are OP,

like screens in your hand.

So sick.

Just for the last like 10% of any UI,

like you can get almost all the way there

with just your voice interaction.

But let's say you call an Uber,

and you say, "Take me to the studio from an Uber."

Even if it could do that, which it can't,

but let's say it could.

And as you're waiting, you're like,

"I'm gonna just go grab a snack

from this Starbucks on the corner."

How do you adjust your pickup location with this?

Ugh.

Just that friction of,

I could just do it in two seconds on my phone.

Or buying something online is another one.

I've seen a lot of demos where someone's like,

"Plan me a trip to Europe.

Plan me an expedition."

I don't even wanna buy detergent online on this,

because I need to check all the ratings and the titles,

and make sure I'm ordering the right one.

I do not trust that with just my voice.

But I think most critically, for the AI assistant part...

I actually love the idea of a virtual assistant

that you can talk to like a human.

Like this is something we've been chasing for years

with Google Assistant, and Siri and Alexa.

And now with this new form factor of, you know,

a little AI in a box that can be with you everywhere,

maybe that can deliver even better on that specific promise,

But the thing about a good assistant

is it needs to know everything about you.

That's even true with a human assistant.

Like, it needs to know your schedule,

it needs to know where you go every day,

it needs to know who you talk to,

who your preferences are personally and for products.

Like it needs to know everything about you.

And your smartphone already knows a lot of things about you.

But this is a standalone device

that doesn't talk to your phone,

and so it doesn't know any of the things about you

that your phone knows.

So just from that,

it's already at such a massive disadvantage

for the smartphone for being helpful.

I mean, you can do what I did.

Fully immerse yourself for several days straight,

and tell it to remember everything,

and call people, text people from it,

but it will always have that gap.

And that's not even mentioning this, like I said,

it has its own phone number,

and so if you text people and call people from this,

yeah, it can summarize all of your messages from the day,

and all that stuff from these conversations,

but it doesn't see any of these conversations.

So if you're texting here,

this is not the same thread.

That gap is always gonna be there.

So I guess that begs the question,

why didn't they just make this connect to your phone?

Everyone has a phone.

That's the question that I think

a lot of people are wondering.

And I think...

This is my theory, but I think Humane wants this thing

to eventually be a very powerful standalone device someday.

And in order to get it to that future,

they can't set the precedent now

of connecting it to your phone, 'cause then that means

they have to remove that feature in the future,

and they don't wanna do that.

So this device as it exists today

is hamstrung by its ideal future version of itself.

It's like Vision Pro.

Like I talked about it in the Vision Pro review.

It doesn't actually pair to your iPhone in any way.

It's its own standalone computer.

And of course, Apple sees down the road,

that could just be like a little pair of smart glasses.

You don't need an iPhone to use that.

But now, today, this thing is a victim

of its future ambition.

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It was really hard to come up with a title for this video,

but I will say, at one point,

my working title for this was,

"This product is either the dumbest thing ever,

or I'm an idiot."

Because yes, it's really, really, really, really bad now.

But every once in a while, and I mean a while,

I would use it,

and it would do exactly what it's supposed to do quickly,

and I'd get it.

And I'd really feel like that's how it's supposed to feel,

and I'd do another request,

and it would remind me of reality.

But here's an example, right?

I've said a thousand times, like,

my best ideas, golden rule,

they always show up when I can't write them down.

Like when I'm about to fall asleep,

or I'm in the shower, or driving, right?

So I'm using the pin,

I'm driving to the studio and I have an idea.

I'm not trying to write it down on my phone

while driving or pull over,

but I had the pin, so I'm driving and I just...

(AI Pin beeps)

"Remind me of this cool ABC outro idea

for the Humane review."

(AI Pin beeps)

And I just kept driving.

And it wrote it down, and it saved it.

- [AI Pin] Saving memory.

- And when I go check the Humane-

- [AI Pin] The outro idea for the Humane review

has been saved.

- The voice is kind of annoying.

But now that's up in the Humane AI Center,

so when I arrive at the studio,

that thing that I told it to remember,

is sitting there waiting for me.

That was nice.

Or the other thing, the unique first person videos.

I could put it in the center of my chest, and take videos.

I would never want to distract myself while driving

taking a video, but you know,

even though the quality's not great,

that's the most frictionless version of that,

along with smart glasses.

That's great.

And I think number one, on top of all of this,

is if you ask me like,

"Who should buy this device right now?"

I mean, nobody should buy this device right now.

But if there's one person who would most consider it,

it's the person that wants to spend

as little time as possible with a screen in their hands.

Like as little time as possible on their phone.

And that's me sometimes.

I don't wanna doom scroll

the second I pull my phone out of my pocket.

For that person,

if they want that at the expense of everything else,

this device represents just a glimmer

of hope for that future.

Now the problem, of course, is with this device,

there's just so much more friction and fumbling

and annoyance that comes with it,

that you don't wanna do it,

even though you would accomplish the goal

of less screen time and living in the moment.

But yeah, that's the issue with it.

I literally had a moment,

like we did a shoot in Ohio the other day,

which was like a travel day.

And I woke up in the morning and I thought like,

"I don't want to deal with this pin today."