THIS GAME WANTS TO BE BROKEN - Crab Champions Is A Perfectly Balanced Game with no Exploits or Bugs

The Spiffing Brit
8 Mar 202425:02

Summary

TLDRIn this video, the player dives into the chaotic world of Crab Champions, a game that encourages breaking its rules. As a crab with a gun, the player battles through levels, exploiting systems to become an unstoppable force. With each victory, the player amasses power-ups and upgrades, leading to a hilariously overpowered character that dominates the game. The video is a celebration of the joy found in bending a game to its breaking point, culminating in a triumphant defeat of the final boss.

Takeaways

  • 🎮 Crab Champions is a video game where players control a crab fighting enemies to gain power.
  • 🇮🇪 Developed by an Irish DJ known for the song 'Crab Rave', the game encourages players to exploit its systems.
  • 🔥 The game features a risk-reward system, with players choosing between safer and more dangerous paths for better rewards.
  • 💰 Players can use in-game currency (purple crystals) to buy upgrades and improve their character.
  • 🛍️ Shops provide opportunities to buy upgrades and increase maximum HP, with more options available as the game progresses.
  • 🔋 The game's balance can be significantly altered by exploiting mechanics, leading to overpowered characters.
  • 🎲 Luck plays a crucial role in the game, with high luck stats increasing the chances of beneficial outcomes and rewards.
  • 📈 The player's character can become increasingly powerful, to the point of being unstoppable and invulnerable.
  • 💣 The game's progression allows for a snowball effect, where efficient play leads to exponential increases in power.
  • 🏆 Defeating bosses and clearing levels become trivial as the player's character becomes more powerful.
  • 🎉 The game's design seems to embrace the idea of breaking the game, offering a unique and entertaining experience for players.

Q & A

  • What is the name of the video game discussed in the script?

    -The video game discussed is called 'Crab Champions'.

  • Who created the game 'Crab Champions'?

    -The game was created by an Irish DJ who made the song 'Crab Rave'.

  • What is the main objective of the player in 'Crab Champions'?

    -The main objective is to play as a crab and fight waves of enemies and bosses to become more powerful.

  • How does the player progress in 'Crab Champions'?

    -Players progress by clearing islands, defeating enemies to drop purple crystals, and using these crystals to buy upgrades in shops or from chests.

  • What is unique about the developer's approach to 'Crab Champions'?

    -The developer encourages players to exploit the game systems and break the balance, which is unusual as most developers do not endorse such behavior.

  • What are some of the upgrades available in the game?

    -Upgrades include 'Trick Shot' for more damage when hip firing, 'Big Shot' for larger but slower shots, and various other abilities that enhance the player's combat capabilities.

  • How does the 'Lucky Charm' item work in 'Crab Champions'?

    -The 'Lucky Charm' increases the player's luck stat by 5% each time they clear an island without taking damage, which enhances the likelihood of luck-based mods triggering.

  • What is the significance of the 'Relic' chests in the game?

    -Relic chests contain powerful items that can significantly alter gameplay, such as the 'Ring of Luck' which increases the player's luck stat and the 'Ring of Deflection' which provides additional protection.

  • How does the player's luck stat affect the gameplay in 'Crab Champions'?

    -The luck stat increases the chances of favorable outcomes, such as not taking damage or getting extra rewards from chests. A high luck stat can lead to a snowball effect, making the player increasingly powerful and immune to damage.

  • What is the final outcome of the player's run in the script?

    -The player achieves an infinite scale of power, becoming unstoppable, unkillable, and capable of dealing infinite damage, effectively breaking the game due to the high luck stat and efficient exploitation of game mechanics.

  • How does the player feel about the game's balance and the developer's intentions?

    -The player feels that the game is perfectly balanced in its own unique way and appreciates the developer's intention to allow and even encourage players to break the game, finding it entertaining and rewarding.

Outlines

00:00

🎮 Introducing Crab Champions

The video begins with an introduction to 'Crab Champions,' a game developed by the creator of the song 'Crab Rave.' In this game, players control a crab equipped with firearms to defeat waves of enemies and bosses, collecting purple crystals for upgrades. The unique selling point of the game, according to the narrator (the Spiffing Brit), is the developer's encouragement for players to exploit the game's mechanics. The game is compared favorably to 'Vampire Survivors' and 'Risk of Rain 2' for its fun factor and the empowerment of players to become overwhelmingly powerful.

05:01

🔄 The Cycle of Upgrades and Power

The narrator progresses through the game, emphasizing the cycle of collecting upgrades and becoming increasingly powerful. Different types of chests offer various upgrades that enhance the gameplay, such as the Lucky Charm, which increases luck after flawlessly clearing an island, leading to a cascading effect of becoming more powerful. The game's balance of risk and reward is highlighted, alongside strategies to exploit the game mechanics for advantageous outcomes, like selecting weapons and upgrades to maximize damage output and efficiency.

10:01

🛒 Exploiting the Shop and Encountering Elites

In the third segment, the focus shifts to exploiting the game's economy through the shop system, where items can be bought at a discount and sold for profit, demonstrating a form of in-game capitalism. The narrator discusses encountering elite enemies and navigating through different biomes, each offering unique challenges and enemies. Through strategic selection of upgrades and exploiting the shop's economy, the player's character becomes significantly more powerful, effectively handling elite enemies and progressing through the game's increasingly difficult challenges.

15:04

🚀 Ascending to Overpowered Status

The narrator describes becoming extraordinarily powerful, reaching a point where enemies pose no challenge. With high luck and damage output, every encounter results in an abundance of loot and easy victories. This part of the video highlights the game's mechanics allowing for significant power scaling, enabling players to become unstoppable forces. Despite the introduction of new, tougher enemies in each loop back to the starting point, the narrator's character grows even more dominant, illustrating the extent to which the game can be exploited for power.

20:05

👑 Achieving Infinite Power and Immortality

In the final stretch of the game, the narrator reaches an almost god-like state, becoming immune to damage and possessing infinite resources. This section discusses exploiting the game's luck mechanic to achieve an unstoppable status, effectively making the player invincible. The culmination of the adventure is a battle against the final boss, King Skull, which is effortlessly defeated. The narrator concludes by expressing gratitude to the game's developers for creating an enjoyable experience that rewards players for pushing the game to its limits, signifying a satisfying end to the exploit-filled journey.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Crab Champions

Crab Champions is the video game at the center of the script. It is created by an Irish DJ known for the song 'Crab Rave'. The game features a crab protagonist who fights enemies and bosses to become more powerful. It is characterized by its encouragement of players to exploit the game systems, which is an unusual approach in game development.

💡Exploit

In the context of video games, an exploit refers to a technique or method that players use to gain an advantage by taking advantage of a bug or unintended game mechanic. The script highlights that the developer of Crab Champions actively encourages players to exploit the game, which is a departure from the norm where developers typically seek to prevent such behavior.

💡Unstoppable Overpowered God

This phrase describes a state in a video game where a player becomes so powerful that they are virtually unbeatable. In the context of Crab Champions, it refers to the player's ability to become extremely powerful through strategic use of game mechanics and upgrades, to the point where they can dominate the game environment.

💡Risk and Reward

Risk and reward is a game design concept where players must weigh the potential benefits (rewards) against the possible negative consequences (risks). In Crab Champions, this concept is embodied in the player's choices, such as deciding whether to pursue high-value rewards that come with the risk of losing health or choosing safer paths.

💡Luck Stat

In video games, a 'luck stat' often influences the probability of certain random events occurring, such as finding rare items or successful hits. In Crab Champions, the luck stat is particularly significant as it can lead to game-breaking effects, such as avoiding damage or triggering powerful abilities more frequently.

💡RNG (Random Number Generator)

RNG refers to the algorithms used in video games to generate random outcomes. It affects various aspects of gameplay, such as enemy spawns, loot drops, and more. In Crab Champions, manipulating the RNG is a key strategy for players to gain an advantage.

💡DPS (Damage Per Second)

DPS is a measure of a character's damage output, expressed as the amount of damage they can deal per second. It is a crucial metric in many games, especially those involving combat, as it indicates the effectiveness of a player's build or strategy.

💡Immortal

In the context of the video game, 'immortal' refers to a state where a player character cannot be damaged or killed. This is often the result of exploiting game mechanics or achieving certain power-ups. In Crab Champions, the player reaches a point where they become 'immortal', which is a testament to the game's design that allows for such extreme power scaling.

💡Infinite Scale of Power

This phrase describes a game state where a player's power has reached such a high level that it is effectively limitless. It implies that the player can overcome any challenge with ease and that the game's balance has been significantly altered in their favor.

💡Game Breaking

Game breaking refers to a situation where a game's balance is so disrupted that it becomes unplayable or loses its intended challenge. This can be due to exploits, bugs, or design flaws. In the case of Crab Champions, the term is used to describe the player's experience of breaking the game's intended balance through strategic gameplay.

Highlights

The game Crab Champions encourages players to break and exploit its systems.

Players take on the role of a crab fighting enemies to become more powerful.

Killing enemies drops purple crystals used for purchasing upgrades.

Clearing an island rewards players with a chest containing upgrades.

The game features a risk-reward system with choices between different types of chests.

Players can exploit RNG to gain advantages in the game.

The game allows players to become an 'Unstoppable overpowered God'.

Players can increase their luck stat, which affects the chances of favorable outcomes.

The game's shop offers various improvements and upgrades.

Players face elite enemies that provide high rewards upon defeat.

The game's balance can be manipulated through luck and exploit mechanics.

Players can achieve a state of invincibility by stacking certain modifiers.

The game's final boss, King Skull, can be defeated with ease due to the player's overpowered state.

The game's developer seems to have intended for players to push the game to its limits.

The game's balance is intentionally broken, providing a unique and entertaining experience.

Players can achieve infinite health, damage, and money, becoming an unstoppable force.

The game's ultimate goal is to defeat the final boss and achieve the title of champion.

Transcripts

00:00

oh no video game developers you don't

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want me doing this you really don't

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hello there ladies and gentlemen this is

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crab Champions a video game created by

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the Irish DJ who made the song crab Rave

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in this game you are a crab who must

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fight waves of enemies and bosses on a

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quest to become more powerful it might

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seem simple and standard but this is one

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of the greatest games I've ever played

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for one simple reason the developer

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wants you to break the game as you might

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know I the spiffing Brit break video

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games for a living it is rare a

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developer is actively encouraging you to

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exploit their systems and destroy the

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balance of the game so what happens when

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exploiters and developers work hand

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inand well you're about to find out so

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let's hop on into the first level and

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I'll quickly explain the game very

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simply I am a crab with a gun and there

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are other crabs and slugs running

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towards me killing them will drop purple

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crystals I can use these purple crystals

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in shops to buy upgrades every time I

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clear an island a chest will appear and

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I can get an upgrade from the chest it's

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basically like vampire survivors if it

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was actually really really really good

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and fun well okay you know that game is

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good and fun but there's just something

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wonderful about crab Champions similar

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to risk of rain 2 this game is not

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afraid to let the player become an

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Unstoppable overpowered God and that's

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exactly what we're going to do so there

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we go first island cleared very easy

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enemies of course and we get ourselves a

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damag chest in it we can pick up various

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upgrades like say trick shot so we do

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more more damage when hip firing and

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less when aiming big shot so our shots

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are bigger and deal more damage but they

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move slower or snake shot where you know

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your shots aren't going to hit anything

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uh we're going to go for trick shot

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because like most YouTubers playing an

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FPS game there is absolutely no way I'm

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going to be able to aim we then get a

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choice of which level to go to next we

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can either go for a damag chest in an

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arena or a spike chest a spike chest of

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course has a higher value reward but I

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lose 33% of my health this might sound

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dangerous but don't worry this entire

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game is basically just all about risk

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and reward W I'm also deliberately

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playing with a weapon called the orb

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launcher a stupidly fast firing weapon

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that does a very nice amount of damage

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so yes there we go the island is cleared

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and our lovely Spike chest appears only

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cost me 132 life but we can pick up some

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upgrades this one here is very useful it

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basically means for a short time after

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eliminating an enemy we don't use

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ammunition it doesn't directly increase

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our damage but it increases our output

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and I like that right next up we're

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going to go for a speed upgrade out

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actually just walked into an explosive

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Barrel that's kind of on me oh and also

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there is a way you can technically

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cheese this game a little bit which is

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that when you unlock things in the lobby

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using keys you can take them into your

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run provided it's the first time you've

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unlocked them in my case that means I've

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entered this run with landmine shot

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which is a legendary ability which as

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you can imagine is going to make this

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run a fair bit easier but I'm going to

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pick up Rapid Fire for increased fire

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rate and then oh I love the luck chest

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but I also love The Relic chests these

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are both two good choices fine we're

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going to go go for the Relic chest okay

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so quite simply we have uh some enemies

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heading towards us and we have to

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survive for 36 or so seconds uh which

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can be quite spicy indeed oh my goodness

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there sniper crabs sniper crabs are the

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worst sniper crabs are very very

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dangerous there we go we can clear them

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up a bit and I survived the hoorde

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wonderful jeez we're down to 82 life but

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it's okay oh we can pick up a hard

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target that reduces incoming damage and

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a relic chest chests contain free more

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loot choices that's kind of incredible

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or dashing reloads your weapon also very

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good I'm going to go for the coral

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amulet now of course because I'm killing

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things quite reliably I basically never

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need to worry about ammunition for a

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little while basically means I don't

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have to necessarily worry about

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reloading my gun which massively

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improves my DPS output and oh my

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goodness there's a lot of pumpkins jeez

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all right but there we go level cleared

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we get a random upgrade of some kind

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jeez we have a lot of choices now I'm

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fantastic we can go for windup meaning

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that shots deal more damage for each

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shot fired until I stop firing but as I

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am unlikely to reload I am unlikely to

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stop firing right okay now we just keep

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on shooting and there we go we're doing

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20 damage a shot now which is vastly

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improved over where we previously were

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there we go fantastic we managed to

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survive four and we get ourselves an

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epic chest with a superior upgrade

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option right and now that we've cleared

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out enough levels we actually get to go

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into the shop the shop is a wonderful

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place for rest fite and also just

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general gameplay cheesing the shop is

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run by this lovely crab here Tony in

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Tony's shop we can buy various

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improvements and up UPG grades we can

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increase our maximum HP and if we have

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more crystals we can roll for more items

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it's all very nice but after Tony shop

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we must face an elite this is a

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high-powered enemy in our case it is an

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elite lightning crab pretty spicy indeed

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because if he hits us we would not be

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doing too good unfortunately for him I

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shoot very quickly and he is very easily

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killed all right we get ourselves

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another epic chest what is this double

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tap chance for shots to deal damage

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twice I like that yeah we're going to go

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for that that's Madness right into the

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next biome we we go we're now into the

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ice World which means we get some new

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enemies all of the enemies get more

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powerful and we get some new

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environments to fight them all in uh but

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most importantly I'm doing more damage

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so life is good and now yes instead of

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just doing a basic six or so damage per

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shot we're up to doing about 30 which is

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a very nice a good Improvement and oh my

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look at these relics gain an extra

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portal Choice after each island is

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amazing skill ring is amazing ring of

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value is incredible and duplication ring

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is also great all of these relics are

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amazing my good that's right let's grab

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the portal ring more choices more good

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right okay we're going to go for the

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luck chest this is a splendid idea trust

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me uh luck in this game is basically

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just a way to manipulate the RNG and if

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you know one thing about survival like

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games it's that cheesing the RNG is

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always the most shf fired way to destroy

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any semblance of balance now this is the

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item I've been looking for the lucky

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charm luck is increased after flawlessly

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clearing an island and luck based mods

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are more likely to trigger basically the

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more flawlessly we play this game the

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better we get get which as you can

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imagine can get pretty cheesy because it

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just continuously reinforces endlessly

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doing well time for a section I like to

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call science with spiff we've just

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picked up an item called the lucky charm

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it's an item that increases our luck

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stat by 5% each time we clear an island

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without taking damage this does not add

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5% luck as that would be balanced and

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normal instead it increases your current

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luck statistic by 5% this means with

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four Lucky Charms you more than double

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your luck stat every five Islands as you

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can imagine this gets very broken very

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quickly just like this video in the

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algorithm if you give it a like go on do

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it I believe in you right anyway we can

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now go into the shop once again this

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time with a little bit more money than

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last time and uh the shop has been

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improved quite drastically with far more

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options but these options can get pretty

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cheesy because as you can see this perk

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here has a 75% discount meaning I only

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need 290 crystals to buy it but as I

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said this game wants to be broken so I

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can pick up the speed demon park for 290

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drop it on the ground and sell it for

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581 this ladies and gentlemen is

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capitalism four crystals to roll I'll do

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that because when we roll we get one

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thing that yes has a 75% discount so we

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can buy that drop it on the ground and

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sell it and make money okay right I'm

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pretty happy with the upgrades I've

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gotten so into the elite fight we go

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where we must fight some kind of uh

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spooky big crab oh my goodness it's a

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mad poison crab from the looks it okay

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no it's an lightning crab and the oh the

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worst kind of crab but luckily I'm able

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to do a good amount of damage to it so

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um it should be dead relatively soon

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there yes perfect all right into the

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next biome we go we're now into the

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deserty sand biome fun and spicy full of

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slugs and fire ants and just generally

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big mean enemies that just want to do

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fire damage to you which is not the kind

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of damage I like oh my lucky charm

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increased my luck by 5% yes that's

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really good Cy Vortex what grenades

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explode into C vortexes is that's kind

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of crazy do I grab that I mean I kind of

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have to I really have to just because I

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could sell it for so much money let's go

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get a luck chest hello there Mr slug now

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the problem with my luck stat is the

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more that it increases anything that I

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have that has an odd of firing for

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example my landmines is going to get

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increased now eventually this will lead

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us into a situation where every time a

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bullet of mine hits an enemy a land mine

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will just be summoned out of th air on

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top of them um which as you can imagine

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pretty bad especially when I'm shooting

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as fast as I am and my luck has just

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been increased by a further 5% so my

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luck stat is up to 165% very nice uh

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what do we do next I think we go to an

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economy chest why not oh my goodness

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look at all of the landmines we are

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dropping yes oh this is brilliant you

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don't even need to worry about crowd

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control or AOE we have landmines and my

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luck has just been increased by 10%

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because of that love amazing we're going

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to go for another luck chest Island but

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this one is flawless meaning if I take

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no damage I will get a second reward

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chest come on come on come on there we

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go go just dodge and move Dodge and move

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1 second left and we did it w luck

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increase by 10% and two economy chests

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life is good oh wait no we just got free

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luck chest okay right um no we're going

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to go for another lucky charm as it

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seems horrifically broken chance to get

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an extra chest when flawlessly clearing

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an island well that's probably good yeah

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let's go for a chance to get an extra

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chest and then ooh a Flawless Relic

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chest potentially we got to go destroy

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all of the enemy nests okay right I see

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this is the enemy Nest all right I did

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it unfortunately I did take some damage

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so this is not going to be Flawless but

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there we go we cleared the island one

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Relic chest for us oh there's a purple

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Relic ah yes gain low gravity movement

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this is quite possibly the most

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overpowered Relic in the game currently

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this is simply because now that I

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moveing low gravity uh the enemy AI

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hasn't been updated to actually deal

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with that uh meaning that uh it is very

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hard for them to hit me which as you can

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imagine pretty useful indeed for me

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there we go we cleared the island lovely

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and we did it even flawlessly Splendid

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my luck is increased by 15% okay double

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economy chest time what do we get all

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right I'm actually just going to grab

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24,000 crystals uh for when we go into

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the shop that's going to be good all

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right so we're in Tony's magical Giga

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shop uh we're once again money shot ooh

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gain crystals when damaging enemies I'll

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actually buy that uh normally I'd sell

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it but why not I'll keep it and then

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we're basically just looking for any

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luck based trigger like say streamer

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loot is great ah double vision here we

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go chance to get an extra chest after

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clearing an island of course the more

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our luck stats the better this is going

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to get Crystal dividends yes that just

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increases our money every time we clear

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an island and then I'll sell this High

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Caliber for some additional cash roll

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again another lucky charmal we're going

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to buy that but I need to buy another

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lucky charm there we go I think we

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should be good for some combat against

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the enemies now in terms of my DPS

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output it's pretty good at the moment

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we're up to about 2,000 this is very low

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for the standard of this game I have to

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kill this Elite lightning crab

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unfortunately for my Elite lightning

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crab friend uh I should be able to very

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easily defeat them yes and there we go

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oh my crystal dividend have given me an

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extra 338 and have I spawned some

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additional chests is there a chest in

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the floor would seem that way right I'm

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going to pick up another double vision

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there we go so we've increased chance of

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getting a bonus chest and then oh I can

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just pick it up again why not right okay

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we're now into the final environmental

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Zone the lava land so to speak it's

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pretty good the enemies here are

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normally a little bit more dangerous

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unfortunately for them uh I never stop

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shooting the more I shoot the faster I

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shoot and I now shoot out landmines

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various Dag ooh an ant actually did

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manage to hit me with a shot how very

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annoying despite my lovely low gravity

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Shenanigans where I can quite literally

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almost fly around this map um which as

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you can imagine pretty useful and double

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vision has given me a second chest

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lovely uh shot steal more damage why not

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all right and then I'm going to go for

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another luck based chest because it's

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just simply the most powerful thing in

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the universe right let us uh clear all

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of the enemies that are in front of us

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on my lucky charm has increased by 20%

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and double vision is giv me an extra

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chest so I have three chests to pick

12:01

from oh this is going to get very silly

12:04

right uh ring of luck luck just

12:06

increased by 75% yep we'll do that luck

12:09

isn't up to 500% rare treasure enemies

12:12

have a small chance to drop loot when

12:13

eliminated well I mean come on you know

12:15

that's just going to get horrifically

12:16

abused we have a 1% chance for an enemy

12:19

to drop loot when eliminating them but

12:20

of course all of our other luck

12:21

statistics actually increase that chance

12:23

of firing so uh this is only going to

12:26

get worse there we go double vision gave

12:28

me another extra chest now the problem

12:30

is the enemies just can't hit me up here

12:32

I'm I'm just kind of like a bit beyond

12:34

their reach which it's unfortunate for

12:36

them because I can kind of operate like

12:38

the US Military and just drone strike

12:40

from afar ah very cheesy indeed oh my

12:43

goodness and of course our lucky charm

12:45

has increased our luck again double

12:46

vision gave us some extra loot gold dice

12:49

luck heavily increased oh dear this is

12:52

going to get very silly now of course

12:55

we'll get the golden dice this increases

12:56

my luck by further 150% right my luck is

12:59

now up to

13:00

871 we'll grab all of these wonderful

13:03

Legendary perks because they're

13:04

fantastic right let's go try and NAB

13:07

this Relic chest and do it flawlessly

13:10

cuz then we might get two relics okay

13:12

damage output very much improved over

13:14

where it previously was ah and you're

13:16

The Last Enemy brilliant we get a bunch

13:17

of extra money and oh of course we get

13:19

two additional Relic chests thanks to

13:22

the Double Vision we're going to pick up

13:23

ring of protection cuz in the very least

13:25

we can sell it for a lot of money but

13:26

the other thing I'm going to grab is the

13:27

ring of deflection and I'm even going to

13:29

drop the Ring of luck because I don't

13:32

actually think we need it anymore simply

13:33

due to the fact that we're generating so

13:35

much luck on our own all right there we

13:36

go we've done fantastic all right into

13:38

the health room we go uh we've got a

13:40

rush now so we got to survive a hord of

13:42

enemies for quite a while but I think we

13:44

should be okay with this uh it's mostly

13:46

the don't do damage thing that I'm

13:48

trying to worry about but look at all of

13:50

these items that are hordes of enemies

13:52

are dropping for us this is oh God this

13:55

has gotten too broken this is too broken

13:57

oh no no no this game is not going to go

14:00

well at all I think we could be on for

14:02

what could only be described as a highly

14:05

ridiculous God run and there we go we

14:07

flawlessly cleared it so we get a bunch

14:09

of extra chests we get four chests to

14:11

choose from at all of these items all

14:13

right let's pick up this health chest

14:14

what do we got going to get more max

14:16

Health from hearts and if I just pick a

14:18

bunch of Hearts I'm just going to get a

14:20

huge amount of additional Max HP and

14:22

then final Health chest what do we got

14:23

right Gold Heart lovely okay now I guess

14:26

I just have to press L and loot

14:28

everything on off of the floor my

14:29

goodness this is going to get very messy

14:31

well now my gun does something else but

14:34

into the shop we go oh my goodness I've

14:35

got

14:36

200,000 money to spend now this is quite

14:39

a lot more than previously thought

14:41

what's my DPS up to okay we're up to

14:43

about 30,000 very nice all right so we

14:46

are better and stronger than ever before

14:48

but now is the time we fight the boss we

14:50

must defeat the boss to become a

14:52

champion that's right this is what the

14:53

entire game has been building to can we

14:56

defeat King skull I'm just going to

14:58

Simply hold on down and oh my goodness

15:00

yes we can we spawned so many landmines

15:03

oh we smashed that we absolutely smashed

15:06

that all right so there we go glorious

15:07

success we've beaten the boss but we

15:09

must now loot back to the first SP with

15:11

new harder enemies these enemies are

15:14

pretty spicy indeed unfortunately for

15:16

them I am now even more spicy than

15:19

previously before and every time I one

15:21

hit an enemy I gain maximum health which

15:23

basically means yes life is good and oh

15:26

I get some additional chests don't I

15:27

poison debth I would not a grab that we

15:30

got a damage chest here it's all full of

15:31

legendaries because my luck is so high

15:34

chots that hit enemies have a chance of

15:35

small clusters of bombs oh why not we're

15:37

just going to become the most messy

15:39

build imaginable yeah we are quite

15:41

terrifying indeed every time we oneshot

15:44

five enemies by the way our damage goes

15:46

up by 1% which basically just means the

15:48

more we kill efficiently the more damage

15:50

we do and uh that gets very silly very

15:53

swiftly oh my goodness we are just a

15:56

machine of damage okay this is fine uh

16:00

our damage output now a fair bit better

16:02

and it's only going to get better oh my

16:03

goodness all of the Assassin triggers

16:05

we're getting this is bad this is very

16:07

bad for the sanctity and balance of this

16:08

game look at all of the loot that's

16:10

spawning in there as well oh no video

16:13

game developers you don't want me doing

16:15

this you really don't jeez okay we did

16:18

it that's a lot of nonsense in front of

16:20

me this is genuinely ridiculous okay

16:23

fantastic we got all of this stuff on

16:24

the ground I guess I just press L and

16:26

pick it all up Max Health has increased

16:27

a lot and we now have 2.9 Million in the

16:29

bank yeah this game is getting

16:31

absolutely destroyed currently but hey

16:33

we can hit up the shop wonderful and oh

16:36

yes get some increased Max Health from

16:37

this I've improved the fire rate of our

16:40

weapon it now kind of fires like this

16:42

terrifying machine gun of so many visual

16:44

status effects it's a mess right we're

16:46

going to try and check our DPS right now

16:49

so uh I'm just going to aim for the

16:50

targeting dummy and yep we're doing DPS

16:52

of about 10 million there so it go over

16:54

to about 13 million briefly okay no it's

16:56

actually going above 20 million right

16:58

the more I just hold down the higher it

17:00

goes what a mess what an absolute mess

17:02

right let's go see if we can defeat this

17:03

boss um it's an elite which means we

17:05

have to face off against two of them and

17:06

they just both die instantly oh no oh

17:10

look at how many chests we get as well

17:13

yep okay right this is bad right okay

17:15

I've managed to pick up a second rare

17:17

treasure which means enemies have a 2%

17:19

chance to drop Lo when eliminated but

17:20

this is multiplied by our Lux statistic

17:22

so this is going to get very silly very

17:25

quickly right into the next biome we go

17:27

uh it's a for us bi biome we like the

17:29

frost biome let's get a speed chest um

17:32

in the arena what do we got we got a

17:33

bunch of krabbies all of them are having

17:35

a grand old time oh there's a skull for

17:37

a moment briefly jeez that screen is

17:40

just a mess oh my goodness we're in such

17:42

an insane state right now with just how

17:45

much money and resources we have access

17:47

to uh let's go get an economy chest why

17:49

not jeez what a mess okay and the

17:53

problem is my damage is just increasing

17:55

at a stupid degree yeah I get a 3%

17:58

increase in damage every time I get five

18:01

onot eliminations and as my damage is

18:03

increasing so quickly basically every

18:05

kill is a One-Shot elimination so the

18:06

snowball is rolling oh my okay so our

18:09

assassin ability now increases our

18:11

damage by 5% every time we one hit uh

18:13

five enemies uh which as you can imagine

18:16

is incredible it basically means every

18:18

enemy we encounter increases our damage

18:20

by 1% because every enemy one shoted is

18:23

worth 1% and then of course they will

18:24

drop loot when they die because my luck

18:27

statistic is so high that this is just

18:29

happening and my Lu statistic goes

18:30

higher and higher because I'm defeating

18:32

waves flawlessly because I can one hit

18:34

everything and I just fly around like

18:36

some kind of crazed crab God this is

18:38

truly brilliant I am loving this what a

18:41

mess oh this is so silly right okay and

18:45

uh there's so much loot on the ground

18:47

I'm just going to press L and pick it

18:48

all up that loot alone was worth

18:50

millions uh do we go luck chest yeah why

18:52

not let's go luck chest we get an extra

18:54

bonus if we go flawlessly here which we

18:56

might do honestly it doesn't really

18:57

matter anymore I'm not sure if I can

18:59

take damage because there's like a

19:01

percentage chance that I don't take

19:02

damage oh we just cleared it wow that's

19:05

that's Madness into the shop we go with

19:07

26 million in the back oh God all right

19:10

I've pretty much cleared out the shop

19:12

for everything it possibly has and uh my

19:14

DPS is now up to 100 million so let's go

19:17

give this Elite enemy a try uh who are

19:19

we facing off against today uh oh it's a

19:21

crab it's a dead crab and uh because of

19:23

my luck we get some additional loot

19:25

chests oh my goodness this is messy oh

19:29

dear okay my luck stat is so high

19:31

basically the chests are only dropping

19:33

legendaries now which is good for me bad

19:35

for everyone else right into the next

19:37

biome we go it's the sand Arena uh where

19:41

yes every time a crab dies they drop

19:42

loot what glorious balance oh my

19:45

goodness we're up to 56 million in the

19:47

bank we go for a luck chest yeah why not

19:49

defeat all the enemies of the Arena jeez

19:51

that's just so much loot everywhere this

19:54

is ridiculous I don't even have to aim

19:55

wow wow wow wow wow Flawless as well so

19:57

of course I get an extra chest what do

19:59

we want to try elite elite or waves

20:01

let's do waves let's see if we can

20:02

defeat these waves um there's a bunch of

20:04

enemies down there we will do our best

20:06

to uh defeat them oh there's a skull

20:08

you're dead and another one and you're

20:10

also dead amazing right there we go

20:12

we've done a good job clearing the

20:13

island uh so I'm just going to press L

20:15

and auto loot again bam there we go oh

20:17

we could go for this island it does give

20:19

critical chests which I think are pretty

20:21

much useless for our build but triple

20:23

the normal amount of enemies will spawn

20:25

and that just basically means there's

20:26

triple the normal amount of enemies for

20:27

us to kill so uh let's give this a try

20:29

hello there my friends what is visually

20:33

going on I must say triple the normal

20:35

amount of enemies haven't really seen

20:37

any of them that's more because I can't

20:39

particularly see at the moment visually

20:41

I might need to change something with

20:43

this build all right I guess into the

20:45

elite uh we go who is the elite today

20:48

it's a crab uh he's looking good uh he

20:50

is unfortunately dead luckily there is a

20:51

second crab right let me just try and

20:53

hit it with one shot I guess so that's

20:55

one click um and it missed right another

20:57

click that was one hit and it did just

20:59

kill it with one click wow and we got

21:01

all of these additional chests to loot

21:02

wonderful right one quad key about you

21:04

Mr Epic chest oh we're just going to go

21:06

completely silly and stack the rare

21:08

treasure modifier aren't we I think I do

21:10

actually want to see if I can take

21:13

damage so let me take some damage so I'm

21:16

going to stand in here and this would

21:17

normally damage me fact these enemies

21:19

should normally damage me ah right we've

21:21

encountered a minor problem I am now

21:24

Immortal oh God I can no longer take

21:26

damage oh this is a perfect run welcome

21:29

back to everyone's favorite section

21:30

science with spiff earlier I explained

21:33

we're gaining luck at a gamebreaking

21:35

pace but why is that an issue well luck

21:37

is a statistic that increases the odds

21:39

of all favorable things firing this

21:41

includes the Relic that gives us a small

21:43

percentage chance of not taking damage

21:45

the combination of these two things

21:47

means that it is now scientifically

21:49

impossible for me to take damage as I

21:51

have a 48% chance of avoiding it at all

21:55

times now that's balanced okay these

21:57

enemies explode in apparently Elemental

21:59

explosions which is dangerous however

22:01

I'm not seeing any of it because I think

22:03

they're all dying before they can reach

22:05

me uh which is a shame for them damage

22:07

chest Flawless Health chest yeah let's

22:08

go for um let's go for a horde uh it's

22:11

good fun cuz they normally spawn a lot

22:12

of enemies I'm just going to actually

22:14

shift around I'm not going to uh even

22:16

try and shoot people just a bit of

22:17

Shifting that's all I'm doing literally

22:19

just walking around using my legs and uh

22:22

that's enough to kill um every enemy I'm

22:25

encountering I mean it is partly helped

22:27

by the fact that they cannot fight back

22:29

but just to be able to hold shift and

22:31

drive my crab around to destroy my

22:33

enemies is very funny uh I guess I just

22:36

have to press L and auto pick up

22:38

everything here that's a lot of stuff my

22:40

Max Health isn't up to 129,000 into the

22:43

shop we go let's try and uh heal some of

22:45

that uh which is pretty challenging luck

22:48

increased by 75% so my luck isn't up to

22:51

177,000 per. oh this is very bad right

22:54

well uh DPS is now up to big number very

22:58

big number big screen shaking number I

23:00

think I saw 100 million let's go defeat

23:02

the final boss this is the second time

23:04

we Face the final boss so should be good

23:06

fun so we now have to face off against

23:08

the giant ant which is po terrifying

23:10

guys um I don't know about you but we

23:12

might struggle against it I'm just going

23:13

to click just to be sure oh okay right

23:15

it is almost dead let me try h a grenade

23:18

it is dead that was Flawless of course

23:20

again I can't do this in any way that

23:22

isn't Flawless it would seem I am immune

23:24

to damage right I think this is the end

23:27

ladies and gentlemen we have made it to

23:29

Island 95 and as you can imagine I am oh

23:32

so much faster than I used to be I'm

23:35

completely unkillable I can no longer

23:37

take damage I can do infinite amounts of

23:40

DPS uh to the point where I am

23:42

completely unstoppable my money infinite

23:44

damage infinite health infinite I have

23:48

become an infinite being and I must

23:50

defeat this King skull yes this is the

23:53

ultimate boss on island 96 truly

23:56

terrifying deadly dangerous and with one

23:59

click of my mouse completely dead truly

24:02

amazing oh my goodness I'm just simply

24:04

too good uh yeah my shots are a glorious

24:08

visual mess but the game has become so

24:11

darn entertaining my luck stat is

24:14

108,000 my Global damage output is up to

24:18

15,000 and there we have it crab

24:21

Champions is a perfectly balanced game

24:24

with no exploits we are unstoppable and

24:27

have a achieved an infinite scale of

24:29

power but in a rare twist I can't help

24:32

but feel that the developers intended

24:34

this game to be broken and to the

24:35

developer of this game I salute you

24:38

because this was an absolute treat to

24:40

experience to be rewarded for pushing a

24:42

game to its limits is always good fun so

24:45

thank you very much for the experience

24:47

as always a massive thank you to The

24:49

Majestic sausages who are my YouTube

24:51

members and patreons for funding My

24:53

Endless addiction to tea I'll see each

24:55

and every one of you lovely people in

24:57

the next one have a glorious day and

24:59

goodbye for

25:00

now

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