Deeply Troubling WikiHow Articles (w/ Ryan Trahan)
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining video, Danny and Ryan Trahan humorously dissect WikiHow articles, focusing on the absurdity of guides like 'How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers' and 'How to Act Like You're Possessed'. They critique the impractical advice, such as reading winter stories to gain ice powers or exhibiting bizarre behavior to feign possession. The duo also touches on the potential consequences of following such advice, like causing concern among family and friends. The video is a lighthearted exploration of the strange and sometimes nonsensical nature of certain online how-to guides.
Takeaways
- đ„ The video is a collaborative effort between Danny and Ryan, discussing the peculiarities of WikiHow articles.
- đ§ They humorously critique a WikiHow article titled 'How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers,' highlighting its unrealistic promises and impractical advice.
- đ The video points out the absurdity of needing to study ice and snow to pretend having ice powers, as if knowledge of these elements could confer supernatural abilities.
- đŹ Ryan and Danny make light of the article's suggestions to watch movies and read stories related to ice powers, mocking the idea that such activities could lead to acquiring these powers.
- đ» The duo also pokes fun at another WikiHow article, 'How to Act Like You're Possessed,' questioning the logic and potential consequences of following the advice given.
- đ€ They express concern about the intentions behind such articles and the people who might take them seriously, potentially leading to harmful or disruptive behavior.
- đ”ïžââïž The video also touches on a 'How to Be a Girl Spy Kid' article, speculating whether it might contain sexist advice or unnecessary gender distinctions.
- đč Danny and Ryan use humor and sarcasm to critique the articles, suggesting that some of the advice borders on the ridiculous and could lead to more confusion than enlightenment.
- đ They highlight the disconnect between the articles' claims and the reality of the situation, noting that pretending to have powers or being possessed doesn't actually grant them.
- đ The video encourages viewers to question the credibility and usefulness of the information they find online, especially from sources that may not be reputable or reliable.
- đ The video concludes with a teaser for future content and a reminder for viewers to subscribe and engage with the channel for more entertaining and insightful videos.
Q & A
What is the main topic discussed in the video?
-The main topic discussed in the video is the humorous and absurd nature of certain WikiHow articles, particularly those about pretending to have ice powers and acting like you're possessed.
What is Ryan Trahan's role in the video?
-Ryan Trahan is a guest in the video, helping Danny make a video about WikiHow articles and providing commentary on the absurdity of the content.
What is the general sentiment of the hosts towards WikiHow articles discussed in the video?
-The hosts express amusement and disbelief at the content of the WikiHow articles, finding them to be strange and nonsensical.
What is the title of the first WikiHow article they discuss?
-The first WikiHow article they discuss is titled 'How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers.'
What is the rating of the 'How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers' article on WikiHow?
-The 'How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers' article has a three-star rating on WikiHow.
What is the hosts' reaction to the suggestion of reading 'The Snow Queen' to learn about ice powers?
-The hosts find the suggestion to read 'The Snow Queen' as a way to learn about ice powers to be irrelevant and nonsensical, as it does not provide practical steps for gaining such powers.
What is the hosts' opinion on the step involving adding white to your hair to pretend to have ice powers?
-The hosts mock the idea of adding white to your hair as a means to pretend to have ice powers, suggesting it is a superficial and ineffective method.
What is the title of the second WikiHow article they discuss?
-The second WikiHow article they discuss is titled 'How to Act Like You're Possessed.'
What is the hosts' view on the practicality of the steps in the 'How to Act Like You're Possessed' article?
-The hosts believe the steps in the 'How to Act Like You're Possessed' article are impractical and could lead to negative consequences, such as being sent to a mental hospital.
What is the hosts' reaction to the comments section of the WikiHow articles?
-The hosts find the comments section concerning, as it shows that some people are taking the advice too seriously and experiencing negative outcomes.
What is the final video that Danny mentions they will be making next time?
-The final video that Danny mentions they will be making next time involves a humorous and absurd scenario where he cuts off his dad's hand.
What is the title of the WikiHow article that Danny and Ryan find intriguing but also question its necessity?
-The title of the intriguing article they find is 'How to Pretend to Faint,' which they question as a catch-all solution for avoiding tasks.
What is the general advice given in the 'How to Pretend to Faint' article?
-The general advice given in the 'How to Pretend to Faint' article is to mimic a real fainting spell and decide on a harmless reason for the fake faint to avoid raising too much concern.
What is the title of the article that Danny and Ryan find sexist and question its content?
-The title of the article they find sexist is 'How to Be a Girl Spy Kid,' which they question for its potential gender bias.
What is the hosts' opinion on the advice given in 'How to Be a Girl Spy Kid'?
-The hosts mock the advice given in 'How to Be a Girl Spy Kid,' particularly the suggestion to use tiny notebooks and not write anything revealing on the cover to maintain a cover as a spy.
What is the hosts' reaction to the idea of blending in with surroundings using camouflage?
-The hosts find the idea of blending in with surroundings using camouflage, as suggested in the 'How to Be a Girl Spy Kid' article, to be unrealistic and humorous due to the exaggerated imagery.
Outlines
đ€Ł Introduction to Pretending to Have Ice Powers
Danny and Ryan kick off the video with a humorous introduction to the topic of WikiHow articles, specifically focusing on the absurdity of an article titled 'How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers.' They discuss the article's claim that anyone can have ice powers with enough practice, work, and education, and humorously critique the first steps which involve learning about ice and snow, and reading stories about winter magic. The tone is light-hearted and playful, with the hosts clearly enjoying the ridiculousness of the article's premise.
đ The Art of Deception: Acting Possessed
The second paragraph delves into another WikiHow article providing a step-by-step guide on 'How to Act Like You're Possessed.' Danny and Ryan find the instructions both disturbing and darkly humorous, as they include being withdrawn, developing violent verbal outbursts, and leaving incriminating materials around. They highlight the potential negative consequences of following such advice, such as ending up in a mental hospital, and express concern over the article's popularity and the seriousness of some readers' engagement with the content.
đ The Perils of Pretending to Faint
In the third paragraph, the duo examines an article on 'How to Pretend to Faint,' which they find to be potentially misused by readers as a way to escape unwanted situations. They mock the idea of using fainting as a method to get out of everyday tasks or responsibilities. The conversation is interspersed with their own improvised enactments of the scenario, emphasizing the absurdity of the situation and the lack of integrity in using such a trick.
đ”ïžââïž Contemplating the Differences in Spying as a Girl
The final paragraph shifts to a discussion about the differences between being a spy kid and a 'girl spy kid,' as suggested by another WikiHow article. They read through the guide for girl spy kids, which includes buying tiny notebooks and blending in with surroundings using camouflage. The hosts humorously criticize the impracticality of some of the advice, such as the size of the notebook and the use of full trees for blending in. They conclude the video on a high note, encouraging viewers to subscribe and tune in for their next video.
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Keywords
đĄWikiHow
đĄElsa
đĄIce Powers
đĄPossession
đĄHumor
đĄEducation
đĄPretend
đĄRating
đĄSubterfuge
đĄSlogan
Highlights
Introduction of a new episode focusing on the humorous and bizarre nature of WikiHow articles.
Ryan Trahan as a guest to help make a video about WikiHow's unique approach to teaching.
WikiHow described as the 'weirdest place on the internet to learn how to do anything'.
Discussion on the wide range of topics covered by WikiHow, from practical to absurd.
The article 'How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers' promises unrealistic results, sparking humor.
Critique of the first step in the ice powers article, suggesting it starts too far from the goal.
The suggestion that watching movies and reading books about ice powers could somehow confer real abilities.
Humor in the idea that adding white to one's hair could grant ice powers, questioning if all old people have them.
The absurdity of the ice powers article's steps, such as pretending to practice powers with ice water.
The article's advice on how to act surprised and alarmed to maintain the ice powers pretense.
The humorous and somewhat disturbing nature of the 'How to Act Like You're Possessed' article.
Concerns raised about the potential negative consequences of following the possession acting advice.
The article 'How to Pretend to Faint' and its questionable utility for avoiding everyday tasks.
Finding humor in the 'How to Be a Girl Spy Kid' article and its specific advice for girls.
The video's conclusion with a tease of a future video involving a shocking act.
Transcripts
Danny: Okay, um..
Danny: Do you want to try to do the intro?
Ryan: Yeah
Danny: Okay
*DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!*
Danny: What's up Greg. Welcome back to another episode of..
Danny: This is my guest, Ryan Trahan.
He's here today to help me make a video...
about...
WikiHow articles.
So, a lot of you guys have probably seen the last video I made on WikiHow articles
Ryan: Yeah..
Danny: WikiHow is like the weirdest place on the internet to learn how to do anything.
That should be their slogan.
'The weirdest place on the internet to learn how to do literally-
Ryan: Absolutely anything.
Danny: Anything.
Things that you would need to know in a pinch,
things that you would need to know once-in-a-lifetime,
things that you would never need to know, ever.
Ryan: Everything is captured in one site.
I literally don't understand why any of these are articles,
like it completely just baffles me.
Danny: Okay, this one I really like, because I just like the thought of somebody doing this.
This one is called "How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers."
"After watching Frozen, many people want to be like Elsa and have her ice powers. Fortunately,
(*ïŸâŻïŸ*)
you can actually have those powers, even if you weren't born with them."
Ryan: Woo!
Danny: So, this is a bold promise, right?
Ryan: This is a bold promise.
Danny: It's not just saying, "Fortunately, you can pretend to have those powers."
Danny: It's saying, "Fortunately, you can actually have ice powers."
Ryan: You can have them, they're out there and you can have them.
Danny: "It just takes a lot of practice, work, and, education."
Ryan: The most important part, education.
Danny: You need a doctorate for this shit.
Danny: So this is a real article, that's on WikiHow.
It has 99,000 views, and it has a three star rating.
Which means some pe- for some people, this works.
Ryan: Kinda works.
Danny: Yeah.
Ryan: They're a little over half.
Danny: This first step is "learn about ice and snow."
Ryan: The most important, basic element-
Danny: Yeah-
Ryan: -of having ice powers
Danny: I would say this is starting a little bit- like I would like a lot of background information-
This is starting a little bit too far back.
Everyone already knows what ice and snow is.
Ryan: We have an understanding of what this is, so...
Danny: "Every person who has ice powers has to know about the ice and snow and winter time."
Ryan: When is winter anyway?
Danny: I- *laughs*
"Learn about how snow is formed what snow crystals look like, and weather p-"
I don't understand how any of this will help you, like,
if you have ice powers,
it will work regardless of whether you even know what ice is.
Like, you just go like that, and someone turns into ice and-
Ryan: And it's just cold.
Danny: You don't have to know what it is. You just go like that *whoosh* and they are ice.
Ryan: Why do you need to know what the snow crystals look like? Is it so you can like, understand?
Danny: So then when you make one you're like: "that is it."
Ryan: *wheeze* That is what I was going for, actually, okay.
Danny: "Read stories about winter magic."
When are we gonna get to making ice?
Ryan: What? This is just a bunch of reading
Danny: Yeah, it wants me to read The Snow Queen by Hans Christian Andersen.
"The Snow Queen in this story has ice powers and you could learn a lot from her."
Like how to do ice powers?
Ryan: Or maybe just like her hair. Maybe it's all about, like, the way you dress.
Danny: I feel like I'm in piano classes, and I want to learn FĂŒr Elise, and the teacher's just teaching me scales right now,
and I'm like, "When do I get to do the cool shit?"
But honestly, this seems like it has nothing to do with what I want.
Ryan: I think this is just someone that owns a lot of like ice-themed products, like watch movies and TV shows if you want ice powers?
Danny: Wait, this article was written by Disney and Hans Christian Andersen!
He's trying to get more people to buy his book.
Ryan: People really want these ice powers that I made up.
Danny: "Watch movies and TV shows where people have ice powers."
Dude, that's- I promise that's not gonna help.
Ryan: Everyone has done that already.
Danny: Ice powers are supernatural powers.
Watching a TV show is not like, watching the Avengers is not going to make you the Hulk.
Ryan: *wheezes*
What if like at, like one hour and 36 minutes all of a sudden you're like...
*WHOA*
Danny: You like, reach for the remote and it freezes
Ryan: What's going on?
Danny: Holy shit! I don't - you watch it 20 times and it finally happens.
They were right! I read the book and I watched the movie, and now I'm Elsa!
Ryan: Just pour out ice.
Danny: But then it becomes a curse, and everything you start touching becomes ice.
Ryan: That's a nightmare.
Danny: What have I done?
They need to make an article on how to stop.
Ryan: How to get rid of your ice powers.
Danny: Yeah *slight wheeze*
Ryan: "Getting the Look."
NO
Danny: "Add a little bit of white in your hair."
Ryan: Or if you're old you can already do it.
(Danny: Yeah.) Ryan: You can already have these ice powers.
Danny: Yeah.
You might have- wait does that mean that all old people have ice powers?
Ryan: And we just don't know about it?
Danny: If you add a little bit of white to your hair
You'll have ice powers. But if your hair's totally gray, you're a snow wizard.
Ryan: You are Elsa.
Danny: "Although bleaching your whole head is a viable option, it's not necessary and could easily go wrong."
Ryan: Absolutely.
Danny: "Can easily go wrong?"
You might turn into an evil ice witch if you bleach your entire head.
Ryan: Or maybe you turn into something completely different
Like fire.
like a fire witch.
Danny: Like as you start to bleach it like you start freezing things and then it like it fully bleaches
And you just like turn into a full snowman. You're a snowman.
Ryan: this is not what i wanted..
Danny: "Accessorize-" I feel like these are all things you would do after you have ice powers.
(Ryan: Yeah.) Danny: These are not before things. Like the ice powers comes first
And then you can start dressing like the ice queen that you are.
Ryan: Yeah, like Spider-Man didn't have his suit before he even knew
He was like- he could swing webs.
Danny: He gets bit by the spider and he's like "This is perfect. I already have the suit!"
"I made this in preparation. You know, they always told me be prepared."
Ryan: Absolutely
Danny: I read the article and it said, "Make a Spider-Man suit."
Ryan: Accessorize
Danny: Accessorize
Ryan: And now I'm ready
Danny: Okay. So this is when it's going to tell us how to actually pretend to have ice powers
Ryan: I am excited. First thing you want to do, "Pretend to be practicing your powers"
This person has their hands completely submerged in ice water. This does not seem like pleasant at all. Danny: So just basically get pneumonia
Danny: So just basically get pneumonia
"Just maybe hold your hand straight out at the faucet or cup of water or something when you know"
"someone's about to walk in."
"Pretend to concentrate on what you're freezing. At first, pretend that you don't see the person"
"there, then say something like 'It won't work!' or 'Why can't I freeze this!?' and then stare at the person in a shocked and slightly"
"alarmed expression. Maybe tell them not to mention this to any living soul, and then quickly walk out of there and"
'into your room before they can ask any questions."
Ryan: What is going on? This is the most detailed step
I think I've ever seen on WikiHow and it was like so anecdotal
I feel like this person who wrote this is doing this and trying to seek approval
Danny: I know and it starts off so nonchalant like they're trying to almost make it seem like they're not suggesting this
Like they don't they don't haven't planned out but then like they start out
Just just maybe hold your hand straight out that at the faucet or a cup of water or something
Like they're like they're trying to act like they don't know how to do this
But then as it goes more in-depth
it's gets so
specific like say things like it won't work or why can't this freeze and then stare with them shocked and then go off into your room
with a slightly alarmed expression. Also, what a creepy thing to do
imagine walking into a room where someone's got their whole imagine walking into someone and they're they're
totally submerged in ice water like a bath of ice and they go "it's not working!" and then they look at you like
Ryan: Mom?
Prancing off into their room.
Ryan: Are you okay mom?!
Ryan: Make conversation *laughs*
Ryan: Snow.
Danny: The step is dip your hands into a cup of freezing cold water or under cold water. This way, when someone grabs your hands,
they will feel cold. They may ask you why. Just say something like, "Oh, uh, no reason no reason at all!" and walk away.
Ryan:They include like the stutters and like trying to understand what they're saying
Danny: So, what is this picture? That has nothing to do with that step? Ryan: Everyone's smiling this woman just said, "Snow!" Danny: "Snow."
Danny: So this-this whole thing isn't so much teaching you how to pretend to have ice powers,
it's teaching you how to pretend like you have ice powers and you don't want anyone to know. You couldn't possibly
pretend to have ice powers because that would require you to be able to freeze things.
But, if you're pretending you have ice powers but you don't want anyone to know, then you don't actually have to ever display
any ability, Ryan: Any supernatural Danny: So this is kind of genius in a way. Ryan: Ya it kind of is.
Ryan: I'm starting to believe it! Danny: Number Seven: Glance at your hands when you watch a movie where someone has ice powers.
Make sure people notice, but don't look at them too often during the movie.
Otherwise, they will know you're trying too hard and ignore you the rest of the movie. Ryan: This guy in the pictures like, "bro,"
Danny: "Yeah?" Ryan: "Do you have ice powers? Wait.."
Danny: So this is like telling you to lure people to hang out with you while you watch
Frozen or something and the entire err... when Elsa has ice powers for the first time, just *dramatic music*
This is like the most manipulative article, Ryan: I'm so confused. So we read the whole article do you feel like you
have what it takes? Danny: I definitely think that I could either A: make people very concerned about me
But nothing not for any particular reason cause I don't think they would connect everything- Ryan: No way
-I think they would probably just think, "Danny's been acting really fucking weird lately." Ryan: Kind of off the rails..
Danny: I think he might be sick or I will just get pneumonia. Ryan: Yeah, Danny: cause dipping my hands in cold water all the time
Standing outside in the snow like it's nothing like it might seem like nothing but it is not nothing
Ryan: It is not you're just pretending that it doesn't absolutely hurt.
Like completely
Danny: Yeah
Danny: Step Number Nine: Act like your frostbite doesn't bother you. Ryan: I'm fine guys!
I feel like if I were to try this it would be like a life long time investment for no reason like. Danny: Yeah
Ryan: like this is an everyday thing that you have to apply yourself and try to get people that can like believe that you have these powers that
you don't have Danny: I guess the goal is to get people to confront you about it. Ryan: Alright, I'll ask
what the fuck are you doing with this whole like cold thing. Danny: and then you and then you get to be like I
Didn't want to have to tell you this but something happened last winter when I met an old witch
Ryan: Well, do you wanna show me? Danny: Umm
Whoa, I'm back to normal. I feel warm again. Ryan: They just went away
suddenly Danny: It lifted the curse! You asking to see my ice powers lifted the curse. That's a great way to get out of it
Ryan: Yeah, Danny: I remember the witch saying but the curse will be lifted
if anyone ever asked to see my ice powers.
"How to Act Like You're Possessed"
Ryan: Why? "Whether you want to pretend to be possessed as part of a Halloween costume," of course Danny: that's reasonable
Ryan:That is reasonable. "Or you simply want to pull a disturbing prank on your friends and family."
Ryan: Not Both: less reasonable. Ryan: I'm just so intrigued that wasn't a very good reason to want to- Danny: No
Ryan: -act this way Danny: It's like, okay, so this is a
150,000 views the other one had like 99 thousand or something like that who is reading these articles?
Ryan: Just get a hobby like go bowling
Danny: These are only for people who have gone through
Every other wikiHow article of like different ways to have fun and they're like been there done that
I learned how to bowl. I learned how to arts and crafts. Now what do I do?
I mean the very first step is like it's not fun become withdrawn quiet and defensive? Ryan: see that's what I'm saying
This is like a complete dedication of your life
Like you have you can't have a job with these things?
Because if you're trying to be cold and you're like it work like yeah
You're gonna get fired like this is a complete investment of your entire life
Danny: "One of the most tell-tale signs of a demonic possession is a sudden change in personality a usually happy and social person might become quiet
And withdrawn followed by negativity and hostility."
So basically be a dick
Ryan: Yeah,Danny: just start being a dick to people Ryan: absolutely,Danny: and that'll work Ryan: and now you're possessed.Danny: Yeah, as far as anyone else knows
"Develop sudden and violent verbal outbursts" Jesus. What is this? Ryan: dude like what is this, what are you doing either?
Danny:There's something funny about this picture like it
it seems like he's only half mad like he's not quite into it all the word just like something about the way he's
Pointing like this. He's just kind of like trying to be discreet about hey knock it off
Oh my god! You're possessed!
but the other person is terrified
Almost at the point where it looks like their- they went back, so hard the spine snaps. Hey!
*crunch*
The next one is actually concerning. Danny: Oh Ryan: Uh
"Keep a blank exhausted look on your face"
This is probably the one that's gonna be most convincing, I think
"Leave incriminating books and images lying around,"
Danny: like what kind of books like "What To Do If You're Possessed FoR dUmMiEs"
Guys I think Devon might be possessed
"Place books about the occult and drawings of strange symbols and places where people will see them"
Ryan: I'm just confused whether or not we're trying to convince people whether we're not possessed or we are Danny: Yeah..
That's a good point cause like why would a demon like be reading books about like possessed like he already knows what's up...
He's a demon
So like, if you're possessed you wouldn't be reading those books
And it's also like how to convince people you're possessed and dumb like you're leaving you're leaving these books around places where like people can
See that so that they get concerned and have you exorcised like that's not a smart demon
"Do unnerving things in public sit in a chair facing the wall and laugh hysterically to yourself be seen having furtive
conversations with no one in dark corners
rock back catatonically while repeating a phrase under your breath
hiss at people suddenly as you walk by them," and this is in public
This isn't just around your family anymore my god. This isn't just a fun prank on your family. Where at the end
You you tell them what's going on. These are people you'll never see again
This is a life and have no reason to like be pranking
These are people who are gonna go home and think about this all night. Why did that person hiss at me?
Excuse me miss, is this seat taken? Oh Jesus, honestly, I fear that the consequences of this aren't that people are gonna think you're possessed. Yeah
It's that your family's going to send you away. Wake up screaming
Is this one of those like entrepreneurial like motivational things to do in the morning I'm gonna defeat my morning
I'm gonna be on top of things. I wake up every morning at 5:00 a.m
screaming
My wife hates it. Okay, Let's check out the comments of these
Yeah
the comments are usually the best parts of these wikiHow articles in some cases because usually I feel like wikiHow articles lay everything out for
You absolutely like this article was so comprehensive. You couldn't possibly fuck it up. So, let's see what people had questions about
This is a kind of concerning question and I feel like this person is currently in crisis
When do I stop acting like I'm possessed? Like he's gotten himself in too deep
His whole life is in ruins.
Um sooo I'm in a mental hospital and my family :)
Stopped visiting me about three years ago. When do I stop acting like I'm possessed like when is this whole charade, like, over?
As soon as someone no longer finds it amusing
I imagine this could get really annoying really fast who would initially find this amusing like I would be so concerned
Do you think the person who wrote this question was like oh
fuck... that's when I was supposed to stop? Okay, that was about
Immediately. So this one might come in handy in the pinch
Yeah, I would say of course every everyday probably how to pretend to faint. Did you forget to study for a test?
Are you scheduled to participate in an event, but you wish you could back out?
Are you a compulsive liar who doesn't care about integrity or know how to back out of things reasonably? I'm worried about
Whoever's reading this article thinking that this is a catch-all solution and they can use this whenever they don't want to do anything
And so once they read this article they're like I've got this down for life any time
I don't have to do anything. I can just pretend to faint. Hey Danny, can you take out the trash?
Oh God, Danny you did it did it again. It's like the most basic tasks
Can you pass the remote it's closer to you than it is-
Oh, no, Ryan
And then immediately when they grab the remote they're fine. They just stand up.
I mean, we don't even have to read this article to know how to do this either. Right? No, we just did it.
We both did it. Yeah
Cause how do you faint? Oh you just pretend to stop doing everything else?
Step 1 is 'learn how to mimic a real fainting spell' so, I mean that's the whole thing.
Step 1 learn how to pretend to faint. Yeah
Is this the only step? Oh 'learn the causes of fainting'
It doesn't matter the causes of fainting because you already know the cause of fainting if it's something you don't want to do
yeah, the cause of fainting is
There's a test in front of me
Yeah. 'Decide on a harmless reason for your fake faint'
Because you don't want people to get too concerned about you- right- because you didn't actually faint? Right.
So there's nothing like actually wrong with me. It's just a one time case
Mm-hmm. Everyday. 'What will happen if I'm out for one minute or more' like what are they asking?
What are my friends gonna do? I don't know your friends. Like, we don't know.
First they're going to ask you if you're okay. Yeah, then they're going to say wow
Brian always fucking does this he's an asshole and he just pretends to faint all the time
Brian we know you're awake right now. Then they're going to wake you up and make you take the test
The answer is it is not safe to faint for longer than about 20 seconds. That doesn't get you out of any situation
Yeah. Other than in immediate like- yeah.
Pass the salt.
You walk into a test and you faint and 20 seconds later you're like
So, what? Is the test over?
Do I still gotta take it, or what?
They're like 'we haven't even start- I haven't even handed out the test yet.' 'We're all just like looking at you doing this thing
I don't know. I love this one. 'What will happen if I am out for
Let's say, one hour? Yeah, I feel like they're-
-planning a big plot.
Yeah, and trying to act really casual about it. They know that the idea of fainting for that long might be crazy
but they're trying to say 'let's say, let's just throw out a random number, like, an hour. About as long as a
high school test session.
While we were looking for articles we found an article called how to be a spy kid. Which I think sounds really cool
That's a lot of fun. Yeah I love spy kids. Have you seen the movie? Oh, yeah. Yeah
I always wanted to be one so this article- pretty cool
Yeah, but while we were looking at the related ones we found this one called how to be a girl spy kid
So I'm just kind of curious as to what the difference is on
Yeah, I don't know. Is it just like you think it's just like the things you do? I don't know. I'm worried
It's gonna be a little bit sexist. It's like how to be a girl spy kid. 'Um, don't. Spying is for boys.'
Oh, no, actually, that's the first line in the description
'Do you think that only boys can be spies? Just because they only sell the cool gadgets for boys
It does not mean you cannot be a great spy girl. Number one: buy tiny notebooks.'
Tiny. Has to be tiny. 'Pick a color that you like. It should be about 2 to 4 inches.' 2 inches?
What kind of? Wait is this thing thick or like? Like how would you even write in that?
Okay first note: the-
Flip the page. fuck, uhh
2 to 4 inches? It must be talking about the length because
you wouldn't have a four inch notebook
That would be some serious notes. 'Do not write anything like my spy clues or my spy notebook on the cover'
You would blow your cover. Everyone would know that you're a girl spy! So it wants you to write 'homework notes' or something
boring that doesn't attract people like
'Notes on how garlic day came to be'? What? what the fuck is garlic day?
I would just think they're weird as hell and if someone was learning about it
Why would they devote an entire notebook, a four inch thick notebook,
on how garlic day came to be? 'Blend in with your surroundings. Use camouflage.' Why do these look like whole ass trees?
It doesn't look like a branch. Like it looks like a whole ass tree
Like she's a giant that pulled trees from the earth and stuck them in her head
'I blend in.' She's like a hundred feet tall standing over- 'Tiffany what are you doing? How are you so big now?'
'I'm a spy!' Well, uh, I think I learned a lot today. What do you think? I
Ryan! Not again, all right
Well, I think it's safe to say we're coming out of this video a lot smarter than when we started. That's right.
I hope you guys enjoyed this video. Check out Ryan's channel. We did a video for his channel as well
I'll link to it in the description. It's pretty funny
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