I Tried Every Airline In America
Summary
TLDRIn this adventurous narrative, the protagonist embarks on a week-long quest to experience every domestic airline in the country, adhering to strict rules and evaluating their journeys based on price, comfort, and service. From the anxiety-inducing smaller planes to the luxurious private jet experience, the protagonist navigates delays, cancellations, and unexpected friendships while discovering the true value of human connection and the importance of cherishing loved ones. The story culminates in a heartfelt decision that prioritizes family over the final leg of the journey, underscoring the emotional impact of the travel experiment.
Takeaways
- ð« The narrator embarks on a journey to experience and review every airline in the country, following strict rules to stay within the airport system throughout the experiment.
- ðº The experience is rated based on four factors: price, comfort, service, and aç¥ç§ factor that allows airlines to surprise the narrator.
- ð The narrator assembles a team of specialists to assist in the experiment, including Tyler the Boy Scout for survival expertise and Jack for bathroom reviews.
- âïž Despite meticulous planning, flight delays and cancellations disrupt the schedule, highlighting the unpredictability of air travel.
- ð The journey includes the creation of various awards for flight attendants and passengers, such as 'Flight Attendant of the Year' and 'Coolest Person to Sit Next To'.
- ð The narrator's love for Taco Bell is revealed, and the importance of meal preparation during the experiment is emphasized.
- ðïžââïž A bodybuilding competition is mentioned, showing the narrator's dedication to fitness even during the challenging airport stay.
- ð¥ The emotional toll of the continuous travel and separation from loved ones becomes evident, leading to a decision to prioritize personal connections.
- ð A special connection is made with a fellow passenger on an Alaska Airlines flight, demonstrating the human element of travel.
- ð The experiment concludes with a private jet experience for an affordable price, offering luxury at a surprisingly low cost.
- ð The importance of family is underscored as the narrator decides to cancel the final leg of the journey to visit their mother, realizing the value of personal relationships over the pursuit of an experience.
Q & A
What was the main objective of the individual in the transcript?
-The main objective of the individual was to try every single airline in the country, staying within the airport system and experiencing different aspects of air travel such as seating, service, and comfort.
What were the three simple rules the individual had to follow during the experiment?
-The three rules were: 1) Not allowed to leave the airport system until the entire experiment was over, 2) Had to buy the nicest seat the airline would sell, and 3) All food, drink, bathroom breaks, and sleep must occur on the plane or in an airport.
How did the individual rate their experience with United Airlines?
-The individual rated their experience with United Airlines as a C-tier, noting the flight was delayed and everyone missed their connecting flights.
What was the individual's overall impression of Horizon Air?
-The individual was not impressed with Horizon Air, giving it an F-tier rating due to the uncomfortable hot temperature inside the plane and the inconvenience of having to deplane and reboard because of a delay.
What was the unique task assigned to Jack in the transcript?
-Jack was assigned the task of reviewing the cleanliness and functionality of every bathroom on his flights, focusing on aspects like how well the flush works and the quality of the toilet paper provided.
How did the individual feel about the Southwest Airlines boarding process?
-The individual enjoyed the Southwest Airlines boarding process, appreciating the competition to get the best seats and the free snacks and water provided on the flight.
What was the individual's experience with Spirit Airlines?
-Contrary to the negative reputation, the individual found Spirit Airlines to be a B-tier experience, noting the cleanliness of the plane, the legroom, and the smooth flight.
What did the individual decide to do after completing the airline experiment?
-After completing the airline experiment, the individual decided to cancel their flight home and book the first flight possible to go visit their mom, realizing the importance of spending time with loved ones.
Which airline did the individual's friend Tyler decide to try on his birthday?
-Tyler decided to try Cape Air on his birthday, which was a smaller plane experience that the individual described as terrifying due to his fear of flying.
What was the individual's final conclusion about the airlines after trying 30 flights in a week?
-The individual concluded that after trying 30 flights in a week, all the experiences felt the same and the most important lesson learned was the value of connecting with loved ones, rather than focusing on which airline was the best.
Outlines
ð« The Ultimate Airline Experiment Begins
The narrator embarks on a mission to test every single airline in the country, starting with a harrowing tale of nearly missing a flight and a commitment to stay within the airport system throughout the challenge. The rules of the experiment are outlined: staying within the airport system, purchasing the nicest seat available, and experiencing all aspects of the flight including food, drink, and bathroom breaks. The first airline to be reviewed is United Airlines, with a focus on the factors of price, comfort, and service. The experience is rated and the narrator's team of specialists is introduced, each with their own unique role in the experiment.
ð¢ Public Opinions and Southwest Surprises
The narrator shares insights gathered from interviews with strangers about their best and worst airline experiences. Southwest Airlines is highlighted for its unique boarding process and free snacks. Despite a four-hour delay, the narrator praises Southwest for the best seat acquired and the exceptional service from the flight staff. The summary also touches on the experience with Spirit Airlines, which defies negative expectations and results in a positive rating. The narrator's plans for recognizing exceptional experiences and individuals during the journey are teased, including special awards for flight attendants and passengers.
ð Embracing the Infamous: Spirit and Frontier Airlines
The narrator's journey continues with experiences on Spirit Airlines, which contradicts its notorious reputation with a clean and smooth flight, although it's rated as B-tier. The exploration then takes the narrator to Frontier Airlines, considered one of the most disliked airlines in America. Despite the negative reputation, the narrator has a positive interaction with a flight attendant named Tamisha, which significantly improves the overall experience. The narrator's emotional connection with the people met during the flights is emphasized, highlighting the human aspect of the experiment.
ð The Quest for Comfort and Recognition
The narrator's adventure leads to a variety of airlines, including Contour and Finn Air, which are rated as C-tier due to the small scale and limited service. The experience with Envoy Airlines, owned by American Airlines, is more positive, with an A-tier lounge experience that justifies the higher cost. The narrator's personal challenges are discussed, such as maintaining a fitness regimen and dealing with the emotional toll of being away from loved ones. The importance of the narrator's mother and the decision to prioritize family over the final leg of the experiment are revealed, leading to a change in plans.
ð Alaska Airlines and the Fear of Flying
The narrator confronts a personal fear by booking the same seat on an Alaska Airlines flight where a door once flew off. Despite initial anxiety, the interaction with a fellow passenger named Mike and the exceptional service from the flight attendants turn the experience into a positive one, with Alaska Airlines being rated as S-tier. The narrator's emotional reflection on the importance of family and friends leads to a decision to cancel the remaining flights to visit the narrator's mother, demonstrating the impact of the journey beyond the airlines.
ð¥ Reflections and the Conclusion of the Journey
The narrator concludes the experiment with a final reflection on the experiences and lessons learned from the week-long adventure. The focus shifts from ranking airlines to the personal realizations and the value of connecting with loved ones. The summary ends with a heartfelt decision to prioritize family over the completion of the airline experiment, showcasing the emotional growth and depth gained from the journey.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡Airline Experience
ð¡Flight Delays
ð¡Airline Ratings
ð¡Airport Lounges
ð¡Flight Cancellations
ð¡Travel Fatigue
ð¡Airline Reputation
ð¡In-Flight Amenities
ð¡Airline Staff Interactions
ð¡Personal Reflection
Highlights
The narrator is on a mission to try every single airline in the country, regardless of the time commitment.
The experiment involves living in airports and experiencing various aspects of air travel, including comfort, service, and pricing.
The narrator has a team of specialists, including Tyler the Boy Scout, who is surviving in the airport lounges.
United Airlines' flight was delayed, causing missed connections for passengers.
Horizon Air's flight had a significant delay due to extreme heat inside the plane and a deplaning incident.
The narrator's meticulous flight plan is thrown off by cancellations and delays, making the journey longer than expected.
Jack is tasked with reviewing the cleanliness of airplane bathrooms on different airlines.
Thejsx jet experience was less than satisfactory, with melted plastic and issues with the toilet paper.
Sky West Airline flight was delayed, but the narrator enjoyed the lounge experience with good food and friendly staff.
Southwest Airlines had a competitive boarding process and provided free snacks and water, despite a 4-hour delay.
Spirit Airlines, notorious for its reputation, surprised the narrator with a clean plane, good legroom, and friendly staff.
Contour Airlines and Finn Air provided a small-scale, intimate flying experience with excellent service.
The narrator's experience with Envoy Airlines was positive, with a comfortable flight and a top-tier lounge experience.
The narrator is碳 offsetting the entire experiment by planting trees, contributing to environmental sustainability.
The narrator's favorite airline aesthetic is reflected in their excitement about the pink uniforms and planes of Monique Airlines.
Despite a series of setbacks and delays, the narrator's interaction with a fellow passenger, Tamisha, on Frontier Airlines turned the experience into a positive one.
Delta Airlines is considered a favorite by many, and the narrator's experience with their Comfort Plus seat and premium services was largely positive, except for the price.
The narrator's emotional realization about the importance of family and friends leads to a decision to cancel the remaining flights and visit their mother.
Transcripts
have you ever been on a really great
flight or a really horrible
flight I'm ready to dedicate however
many days of my life it takes to try
every single airline in the country it
might take me a week it might take me a
month my Tombstone might be inside of a
terminal and believe me the results will
make some of you very angry I am
actually about to miss my flight I don't
know how I do this every single time
here we go and during this experiment
I'm going to be putting my life on the
line for you guys flight number one I'm
going to be trying the same seat on the
Alaska flight where the door flew off an
airline that only holds six people
private jet for $200 and maybe most
dangerous of all Spirit Airlines and
just like that we were on to our first
Airline United all right I just have to
follow three Simple Rules rule number
one I am not allowed to leave the
airport system I basically have to be in
an airport or on an airplane till this
entire thing is over rule number two I
have to buy the nicest seat the airline
will sell me and I'm going to rate my
experience based on four factors price
Comfort Service something that I like to
call the factor I want to leave these
Airlines room to surprise me and rule
number three all food drink bathroom
breaks sleep must occur on the plane or
in an airport live by the plane die by
the plane you're in for a long haul man
before we knew it we were descending
this flight was $332 for an exit R the
only thing truly remarkable about the
flight was that it was delayed and
everybody in the plane missed their
connecting flights they are running off
of the plane now obviously I'm not doing
this alone I've assembled a team of
Specialists Tyler the Boy Scout there is
no environment that that he can't
survive in which is exactly why I am
leaving him at the airport so I'm going
to be living in the airport for the next
couple days testing out all these
lounges all right oh no way they got a
Schoo machine anything that tastes good
and isn't water is a Schoo oh before
raiding United I wanted to hear how
Tyler's Lounge experience was judging on
the three factors of price food and
comfort it's a b tier given the delays
got to go C tier on that my next flight
is with Horizon Air and like most of
these Airlines it's a normal economy
seat but I have to say the flight I'm
most excited about is my last flight
because it has the most comfortable seat
in the country the first thing I
immediately noticed when boarding
Horizon Air was it was about 120° inside
it is so hot the second thing was that
once everybody boarded the plane they
immediately asked us all to deplane that
means you have to take everything with
you two out of two flights so far
delayed this entire schedule relies on
an extremely calculated flight plan and
one delayed flight can throw this entire
thing off that's right a delay like this
could be catastrophic to our
meticulously planned flight map the only
thing worse than a delay in my plan to
hit all 28 domestic Airlines would be
bro flight is cancelled cancelled do you
know what that means I have my friend
Christina managing and booking all of
these flights for me I'm just going to
call with you guys so you can see how
she reacts oh no I just checked the app
and it says canceled why would they not
tell anyone about this two flights in
Horizon Air had already destroyed my
meticulous plan which means I think that
this is going to take longer than I
thought it was going
to I also have Jack he's completely
unprepared and I'm sending him on a very
special Mission welcome to Jack's
bathroom review to investigate the
cleanliness of every bathroom on his
flights very important how well this
flushes I would say that's pretty quick
B tier all righty we are approaching the
jsx jet I'm here to bring you guys the
horic TRU about the jsx bathroom oh no
melted plastic one fly toilet paper EMB
ising the coveted blue flush couple
Perfections here and there jsx C tier
Airline I didn't think I would be
delivering a scathing review this early
but Horizon your F tier terrible Airline
new flight check so I rebooked a new
flight with Sky West Airline well looks
like it's about boarding time for me
hopefully it's not delay delays an hour
from now sincerely apologize about this
outside of the anybody's control this is
going so bad legitimately the only thing
keeping me going through these moments
was the fact that I had the greatest
domestic seed book for the end of this
trip which I am so excited about
regardless of my flight experience I
sent Tyler to the Alaska loun since Sky
West and Alaska were doing this flight
together my brother ate seven bowls of
macaroni and cheese and was having the
time of his life inside of this Lounge
staff was friendly the food was bad
except for their mac and cheese it was
ungodly he rated the lounge experience I
think it's B tier given the delays and
the comfort of the seats of plane seats
might be made out of concrete guy West
is going D I am lounges for the rest of
the day I will say I'm getting pretty
lonely I did get word from Beans he
might come visit me I'm hoping that's
the case I'm sad and I want to go home
it's a p.m. right now I'm going to be
flying all tonight all tomorrow so I'm
going to finish this I'm going to lay
down right here and I'm going to
disappear off the face of the planet I
hope cameraman Jack is having a good
time today we're back with another
airplane bathroom review pretty good
water pressure nice and warm pretty good
hand TOS very clean we like this we only
got one ply toilet paper but I'm not mad
at you one bit pretty fast FL he gets
the job done eight TI and I had just
enough time to catch about 3 hours of
sleep 4:35 in the morning and I just
woke up my next flight was with one of
the most notorious Airlines
Southwest now like any good unbiased
investigative reporter during this
entire experiment I was interviewing
strangers on what they thought were the
worst and best Airlines and here's what
people had to say about Southwest I like
the boarding process I think it's nice
that you get your bags free the snacks
are fire first of all there's no sound
the water's free the bathroom works
something that kept coming up was some
call it the Death Race I agree it's a
competition to get the alist it's kind
of fun basically on Southwest there are
no assigned seats so given my
competitive spirit I lined up just like
everybody else in a race to acquire the
best seat on the plane we've done first
row this is by far the best seat I've
ever gotten on a Southwest flight this
super jacked guy got the seat next to me
looking back at this he looks so
uncomfortable I feel bad for him
honestly even though that Southwest
flight was delayed 4 hours I will say
however the flight was only $221 I got
the best seat in the plane the flight
staff were amazing what Southwest lacks
in their ability to show it to places on
time they gain back in the overall Vibe
CER the next airline was one that I have
been warned about by every single person
that I've interviewed welcome back to
Mafia moves what is your least favorite
Airline spirit
Spirit they hit you with the secret
taxes I have not flown them but I would
still say they're my least favorite from
from what I've heard about them there
may not be a more Infamous airline in
this entire video Spirit Airlines
there's so many famous clips of fights
breaking out the most insane turbulence
potentially the least comfortable
accommodations they are on the very
bottom of the list of America's favorite
Airlines only beaten by Frontier which
we're going to be trying later in this
video but first I need to get charged to
extra the first thing I noticed when I
walked onto this plane was that it was
actually one of of the newest and
cleanest planes I'd been on so far the
seed had pretty solid leg room but I
cannot lie to you when I tell you I
slept like a baby from the moment of
takeoff to the moment of Landing I woke
up Dazed and Confused and before I knew
it I was walking off the plane listen
guys I don't know what magic just
happened that Spirit flight was the
cleanest smoothest nicest staff I have
interacted with this entire time I
cannot believe I'm saying this but
Spirit Airlines is B tier now not only
am I going to be reviewing every single
one of these Airlines I've also prepared
something very special if you guys are
ready for this we have flight attendant
of the Year Award Best Captain award
coolest person to sit next to award I'm
going to be giving all of these out
during my journey at some point to a
deserving recipient are you getting an
award to best passengers that's the plan
could be you I'm excited to see you get
the award I'm telling you these awards
are a hot commodity out here Contour
Airlines I actually have no idea what
this Airline is so I asked this guy what
is Contour Airlines we were a military
Charter now we're a main on airlin so
just a regular airplane on a smaller
scale you might be wondering what he
meant by that this was the real reaction
of everyone in the bus when we pulled up
the Contours plane make of my
plan I can hear you that's right this
plane is comedically small I almost feel
bad for it it turns out that Contour was
friends with my next airline flying Finn
because after this flight landed in
Missouri three people got off and then
the plane just took back off the service
was great because there were so few of
us but the planes were very small I'm
going to give both of them C tier my
next flight is with Envoy Airlines which
is owned by American Airlines which
means Tyler has a new Lounge to review W
up so tired I'm sad the next Lounge is
open it is $150 but what I will say is
if you're going to charge more money you
have to give more stuff and that's
exactly what this place does I took a
shower I got a mimosa up on Entry they
have a bar that's self-serviced oh yeah
I would come here just to eat I'm going
to have to go ahead and give this Lounge
an a tier rating I hope Eric has a good
experience with the flight this flight
went by super fast it cost me $463 since
I want this tier list to be unbiased I
asked Colin and Gavin to rate the
airline for me definitely not because I
got an entire road to myself and slept
through the entire flight it's
definitely really comfortable not like
cran or anything the servers are good
too yeah I'd give it a a Prett en boy
Airlines B tier and for somebody like me
somebody on a long-term Odyssey through
airports that he can't leave I hit the
jackpot I am at a hotel I've been
waiting for a hotel that's connected to
an airport to do two things number one
we found a gym in an airport you don't
understand why I'm taking working out so
seriously I'm about 600 days deep on a
bodybuilding competition against my good
friend/ ARP
Nemesis and the competition that we've
been working towards happens in ex
exactly 15 days I have been eating
pre-made meals this entire time Alex is
basically following me around wherever I
ended the day no quit this man has no
quit to drag me into the gym and make me
work out it's honestly been pretty wild
emotional Journey almost 2 years worth
of filming to make this video and it
will be the next video that you guys see
after this the only thing that I'm more
excited about right now is the second
thing that I came here
for this is my first shower in 2 days so
this is really big for me I'll see you
guys in like 3 hours
it's day three we're about 3,300 m in I
am exhausted but at least I've planted
like 10 trees I'm talking about the fact
that I'm carbon offsetting this entire
experiment so by the end we might have
the great Mafia forest forest forest
forest sadly I had to leave behind my
life of luxury to get back to the
mission my next Airlines mascot is a
giant Flamingo did it look cool why
aren't you talking anymore thank you
Monique appreciate which means their
airplanes are the uniforms are pink even
the cones are pink I was super excited
about this Airline I love the aesthetic
threw my bags in the overhead bin and
sat down to enjoy my flight to Fort
Lauderdale and my meal prep if you guys
didn't know I love Taco Bell Taco Bell
by far you are my favorite drive-through
brand and one of the cheat codes to
eating healthy recently has been
stealing a bunch of Diablo sauce please
don't tell Taco about we're back in the
bathroom this bathroom's nice push the
button pretty good is one ply but it is
quilted at some point during Jack's
bathroom reviews he found a sign that
said do not drink the water and the
level that he's about to take this
bathroom review is a level so far beyond
what I asked for or needed in this
video and I am genuinely sad that he did
this I kid you not it tastes like
mountain
spring seems like Jack forgot to rate
the airline Jack what do you think I was
going to give it an e for E coli but the
staff was awesome the snack game was
awesome so I'm going to give it an a as
a reminder I still have all the awards
that I plan to give out during this
video I honestly just have not found a
captain or a Hostess or person to sit
next to that deserves it my standards
are high randomly the flight got delayed
10 minutes for equipment malfunctions we
are starting off the day with a delay
but after 10 minutes they tell us 30
minutes we're estimating about a half an
hour we do appreciate your patience and
apologize for the delay and then they
ask everyone to get off the plane for
Lauderdale
already I wish that was anticlimactic
after over 2 hours of waiting I was
still on the ground but I wasn't the
only one I think we're going to be stuck
here indefinitely we're like Tom Hanks
in the movie um terminals that's what we
are right now we're never leaving here
after over 3 hours of waiting they
brought everybody back onto the plane
imagine they make a deep plane again and
as the plane is going down the runway I
cannot make this up regretably same
issue we had reappeared going to have to
go back to the game they stopped the
plane make takeoff what is happening
then they started playing this music in
the airline like it was supposed to make
us happy or feel better this music makes
me very angry but I knew when I sat in
that lay flat American airline seat at
the end of this journey I wasn't going
to be angry anymore all right we made it
to Port Lauderdale this time I wish I
really
I cannot confirm or deny that this is an
actual Airline Mafia we are seeing a
critical analysis of the airline
industry right now unfold before our
eyes silver Airlines unfortunately gets
F tier in the meantime I have to find a
new flight out of this airport backed
into a corner there was only one Airline
I could turn to Frontier Airlines on
Forbes list of the top 10 budget
Airlines Frontier came in 11th debatably
the most hated place in America let's
find out what it's all about so
immediately when you walk up to the
frontier desk you'll notice people
stuffing their bags into these boxes
that's because a lot of budget airlines
charge you ridiculous prices for
carry-ons given the reputation I was
pretty nervous walking onto this flight
I'm so scared but as I walked onto the
plane there was one thing that was
exceptional about this Airline hey you
want to pose I'm going to sit right
there we're neighbors this is where I
meet Tamisha Tamisha is my cmate but
more importantly she's a Frontier
Airlines flight attendant I just
graduated in January it looks like we
just pass out snacks and drinks but I
promise you we are fully trained ass
saxin I believe it point during the
flight Tamisha upgraded we went from
seatmates to taking selfies together
laughing together but my friendship did
come with one condition I have to be a
unbias flight reviewer and ask the hard
question this Airline is extremely
controversial why do people dislike
Frontier so much people have bad
experiences with the people I'm here to
make sure you guys are enjoying a good
time I don't know where you're going
what your situation is we make sure that
we are coming in our full energy and
people get that and hopefully we can
change their mind thank you guys so much
I passed out some Starbucks gift cards
to the flight attendants because they
were so nice to me but I had something
even more special in mind for Tamisha
coolest person to sit next to a ward
that's for you you're going to make me I
was actually going to give her the best
flight attendant award but TSA broke
that one in my bag earlier and Tamisha
said that she wanted both Awards since
she both was sitting next to me and as a
flight attendant and as Tamisha was
delivering Her speech the plane landed
thank you to my mother father to you
it's been a beautiful day but Tia's
speech didn't end there I can have your
attention clean we like to point out
special person in raise your hand Eric
please give him a round of applause he
gave us a great rating today thank you
for coming on board thank you for being
you given my last few days of sleeping
on Airport floors delays cancellations
having a flight crew as great as Tamisha
and her co-workers was the push that I
needed to keep going made this
experience by far the best I had had
over the past few days and set the bar
so high for the rest of the airlines
that guys is why I do YouTube if I
should bring Tamisha into a future video
comment bring Tamisha back the only
problem this is the gate that my next
flight was at which I missed because
that flight was delayed this is going to
make some of you so angry but if it
weren't for the delay of me missing this
flight Frontier would be S tier I'm
putting it in a tier when you walk
around airports you'll notice that Delta
is the dominant brand you'll see their
signs everywhere and it is most people's
favorite Airline what's your favorite
Airline Delta I like Delta Delta's
premium I'm about to take a Delta flight
what should I look out for their service
Comfort wise it's really good I like the
premium seeds I've only had like
positive experience get everything you
want plus more all right let's see what
all the fuss is about everyone just
looked at me when I said that I'm
getting way too confident in the airport
and flying Delta means that Tyler has a
new Lounge to review I just took a
shower yesterday I'm going to take
another one magic this is a nice shower
all right Delta time to see what you got
finally it was time to board I had a
comfort plus seat which is the middle
ground between first class and economy I
immediately noticed that compared to
Frontier The Vibes were completely
different I do feel really weird filming
out here because this is much more of a
classy environment it feels like Tyler
should theoretically be in the Delta
Lounge right now giving you guys a
review they got bagels they got pastries
they got a shoo Tower the shower was
great the staff's been great this is an
a tier Lounge hopefully Eric's flight
was good now given that my seat was
named after Comfort I tried to take
advantage of all the amenities in the
flight they had an insane snack
selection multiple rounds of free drinks
I reclined my seat I watched a movie
Delta would absolutely be S tier if it
weren't for the price which brings it
down to a tier once again I hit the
jackpot at the hotel built into the
Chicago airport where I immediately fell
asleep it is currently 9:24 p.m. I don't
know what to do the lounges don't start
till tomorrow morning I did pack some
stuff though to make myself a little
more at home sleeping bag and a pillow
not much else to it I I don't want to be
here
anymore I woke up on day four and being
alone is really starting to hit me most
of the time I actually have no idea what
city or what airport I'm in I am not
going anywhere I'm just here by myself
in a lot of ways I'm like an astronaut
on a long-term mission to the space
station station just out here in
purgatory on my own own own to start the
day Jack and I marathoned a handful of
mediocre flights Republic Airway new
Pacific Airway Delta repic Delta
connection things were actually starting
to pick up and I was losing track of
time I forgot that it was St Patrick's
Day today which means it's also Tyler's
birthday everyone comment happy birthday
Tyler I'm sure he's doing something fun
right now little did I know Tyler was
actually planning something my mom and
my stepdad just pulled up that's right
Tyler's parents decided to fly in and
surprise him for his birthday and then
he left the airport but at this point in
the video I have absolutely no idea that
that's happening so I'm just going to
keep flying as usual I don't know if
I've disclosed this so far in this video
but I am terrified of flying I hate
flying I hate flying I hate flying it's
something I've had to get over for the
past few years while making YouTube
videos but the next flight scares me
more than anything we've done in the
last 4 days that little plane over there
is called Cape Air This Plane has about
six seats on it and they have to weigh
me and my baggage at the gate I
reluctantly marched my way over to the
front desk where I met this sweet lady
named Carly I'm actually terrified of
flying oh no no no you'll be okay don't
be scared we don't take any risk
whatever that sweet lady said at the
front desk earlier was rubbing off at
this point I was not happy the Comfort
was definitely suboptimal given my leg
room and the fact that I got motion
sickness and the flight was surprisingly
pricey at
$459 I would only fly Cape Air again if
I absolutely had to I'm going to raate
it C tier and when I landed I got a call
from somebody that I hadn't spoken to in
days what's up bro that doesn't look
like the airport no I'm at the airport
just tell me the truth dude okay I'll
tell you the truth I'm not in the
airport and I rented a Manion in Malibu
and I'm I celebrating my birthday and I
left the airport hours ago you left me
in the airport system you're supposed to
be my special forces bro I'm a special
forces bro like the only reason you know
where I am right now is cuz I wanted you
to know now with Tyler gone my morale
was at an alltime level I still had a
handful of Airlines to try including the
most comfortable seat in the country
next up was Jet Blue which didn't help
one bit considering how janky these
seats were C tier and even after this
uncomfortable flight I still had to go
to the gym get my workout in it is 11:40
p.m. right now if we are lucky I think
that there is a chance we're done
tomorrow on day five I started with
Endeavor air my spirits were at an
all-time low I had been in the airport
so long that my YouTube comments turned
into just people talking about how they
were seeing me in the airport but I had
this super sweet seatmate named Kathy
that cheered me up how would you treat
me as a seatmate on a scale of 1 to 10
10 I don't believe you but that's sweet
I haven't showered in days Endeavor is
going right up there with Delta at a
tier but what was not a tier was racing
around airports trying to find all these
Airlines I got directions got lost asked
for directions again got stuck in a sub
system welcome to the video I'm in the
up guys went up an escalator went
through TSA again and then showed up at
the wrong gate all the way back oh my
God I was literal moments away from
missing my flight where in the moment
where I needed them the most they
actually held the plane for me but
before I review Sun Country Jack was
Flying Hawaiian Air I down horrendously
bad I was up late with ecoli poisoning
but we do it for you guys we keep
pushing pretty good water pressure this
might be the thinnest toilet paper of
any Airline what am I supposed to wipe
my butt with now the most important part
I will not be drinking the toilet water
this D I ended up getting free coffee
watching an entire movie and sleeping
through the entire flight all the way up
to Landing in Vegas I'm impressed I was
so comfortable the price was borderline
unbeatable but whatever Comfort I
experienced on Sun Country I was about
to throw out the window literally have
you ever heard of Alaska Airlines that
clip that came out recently where the
emergency door flies off the side of the
plane I'm going to board Alaska Airlines
but not only that I'm going to book the
exact same seat dude you're so brave no
thank you thank you so much somebody
over there said that I was Brave
now it looks like I'm making it up and
before I got on this flight I wanted to
see if other people were as nervous as I
was did you happen to see the video of
the door flying off of an Alaska plane
oh yeah we're getting on the same kind
of plane I booked the exact same seat
that that door flew off of I might need
you to hold my hand we'll cut all the
way Mafia moves out before I boarded the
Alaska flight I needed to check in with
a certain cameraman what are you doing
I'm at the beach bro did you not
understand the rules of the whole video
bro I've been going home at night I'm
about to get on in Alaska this might be
the last time we'll ever talk do die can
I have the channel what I figured you
trying to make kissy faces at me right
now all right he's mogging me before I
knew it it was time to board and I made
my way to the seat seat I wanted to see
if I was the only one scared of losing
my life so I asked my seatmates what
they thought are you scared of violently
getting sucked out of the plane midf
flight well I wasn't until now at the
peak of my anxiety I met this guy named
Mike I used to be scared of Ling as well
and you guys are actually choosing to
sit in exit room the safest place to be
is after an accident in an airplane we
spent the entire flight talking and I
think that was his way of trying to make
me feel comfortable parents in Alaska I
was 10 years old abandoned me are you 48
Oh my he also lives in Alaska and spent
the entire Flight showing me pictures of
moose in his front yard and before I
knew it we were Landing the plane I'm
sorry for all that stuff I said when we
were taking off no it's fine well it's
fine now thank you for your
understanding Mike we did it we did it
I'm doing kind of like the Oscars for
Airlines I had an award called best
person to sit next to maybe just pose
like you're holding an award and I'll
Photoshop it in there Mike said that we
can come hang out with him anytime in
Alaska so if you guys have any ideas for
us to do an Alaska just put in the
comments Mike now you really want me to
die we have a friend out there now and
the Alaska flight attendants made me
part of their family Alaska Airlines is
a tier at this point it was about 4:00
in the morning and I fell asleep in some
random Lounge overnight Jack completed
two more flights Mele started out hot
but then my second flight with them they
canceled it f tier laai Airlines was a
private jet only for
$169 s tier we've got some business to
discuss this next airline's catchphrase
is fly private for the cost of
commercial and they're not exaggerating
on the price ticket cost
$146 one of the cheapest tickets for the
entire video for the nicest seat it
doesn't make any sense I finally made my
way out to the plane where I met the
pilot named Reeves reev is only 24 years
old and he's the pilot of this plane he
was even cool enough to let me put a
GoPro in the cockpit and before I knew
it we were off the ground so there's 1 2
3 4 5 6 7 eight seats in here plus the
pilots are right there we got a pull out
table here we got a phone over there
looks like we got a little recline here
I think for the first time in this video
I'm just going to sit back and enjoy
this experience we flew for about an
hour and a half on this plane Reeves got
a hold of the GoPro and got some sweet
shots for you guys if there is such
thing as an S tier Airline this was it
free snacks amazing service Boutique
Airlines is s tier Reeves I'm very
appreciative of your service today I
have something for you it is best
Captain Awards it's kind of broken it
broke in my bag but you can hold it
together what's your acceptance speat I
have nothing to say you have nothing to
say but there's one more flight that
I've been looking forward to for 7 days
straight it has been rated the most
luxurious domestic flight and it is the
only thing that has kept me going over
the past but I couldn't help but feel
like something was off I actually tried
to film the intro for this plane scene
and it felt weird doing it so I called
Tyler to talk what's up man you look
like you've been living in the airport
for aing year not 5 days you look very
unwell your beard is you take a shower
or anything there's no showers in the
airport Tyler and I ended up talking on
the phone for a while and it was sort of
in this moment that I realized that
something actually was wrong I don't
know why I'm emotional right now oh um I
was just thinking about all of the
people that we've met over the last six
days they remind me so much of my own
friends and family I'm walking on the
airport and I get this video from my
friends we're in a hot tub in Malibu
with all
my this guy joined me do you want to
explain why you weren't at the video I'm
still pretty sick so it's hard for me to
explain it right now and it makes me
think about the fact that I've actually
been gone for so long not just the 6
days that I've been doing this video but
the four years that I've been doing
YouTube and it makes me think of my mom
my mom's name is Jean she is the coolest
lady I've ever met since I was a little
kid I wanted to do YouTube and there's
and there's not a person that has
supported me in whatever I want to do
more than my mom Jean and since I really
started grinding on YouTube I have not
seen her nearly as much as I should I
what I'm trying to say is I think I
decided that I'm going to cancel my
flight home and book the first flight I
possibly can to go find my mom so I
ended up giving up the best seat in the
country but at this point it didn't
really feel like a sacrifice I'm going
to be honest after flying 30 flights in
a week it's all the same the thing I
feel like I learned over the last 7 days
was not which airline is the best in the
US I learned that if you're lucky enough
to still have a mom you should call her
or if you can book a
flight oh my God what are you doing
here I canceled my flight and then I
came to see you cuz I missed you
somewhat when I came here I miss you so
much do you want to rank American
Airlines with me I don't like American
Airlines they have lost my luggage five
times what would you give them on a tier
list spirit is probably F what's right
above that okay American Airlines eer
let's go spend some time together huh
you want to say the line you mean you're
outro we're leaving now no what is it
got to go now that's pretty much it I'm
leaving that's pretty much it I'm
leaving
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