I Made A Game But The Players Ruined It
Summary
TLDRThe transcript details a whimsical and chaotic board game session where players create and modify game spaces and items with each turn. Starting with a simple concept, the game evolves into a complex and humorous experience with spaces like 'Gold Space', 'Life Space', 'Anti-Life Space', and items such as a 'Potion of Transformation' and 'Remove Spaci-nator'. The game includes unique mechanics like marriage, divorce, and the introduction of 'Vibe' as a new stat. Players strategize, make deals, and sometimes backstab each other, leading to a dynamic and entertaining game that reflects the unpredictable nature of collaborative game design.
Takeaways
- ð² The game started with a simple concept but evolved into a complex and chaotic experience, reflecting the unpredictable nature of game design when multiple contributors are involved.
- ð The involvement of YouTubers in the game design led to a lack of consistency and respect for traditional game design principles, adding humor and randomness to the game.
- ðµ One of the players stealing all the tea symbolizes the unexpected and disruptive behavior that can occur in collaborative projects.
- ð The introduction of various spaces like 'gold space', 'life space', and 'anti-life space' added unique twists to the game, allowing for different outcomes and strategies.
- ð The creation of items like the 'potion of transformation' and the 'remove spacin nator' showcased the players' creativity and the game's potential for item-based interactions.
- ð° The economic aspect of the game was significant, with players buying, selling, and trading items and spaces, which impacted the game's dynamics and player strategies.
- ð The game's direction changed frequently, with players introducing new mechanics like 'Boardwalk', 'get married space', and 'random fun land', keeping the game fresh and challenging.
- âïž The concept of 'Vibe' as a new stat added an extra layer of complexity to the game, influencing player interactions and outcomes.
- ð§ââïž The introduction of 'Clone land' and the possibility of creating clones added a unique strategic element, allowing for more players to enter the game and altering the competitive landscape.
- ð€ The 'get married' spaceåŒºå¶ players to form alliances, share resources, and introduced new social dynamics to the game.
- ð« The 'pushy stick' and other items allowed for direct interactions between players, including the potential for aggressive actions and manipulation of the game board.
Q & A
What was the initial concept of the board game?
-The initial concept of the board game was simple, starting with one square and placing three YouTubers on it, allowing them to move out of space each turn.
Why did the game become a nightmare?
-The game became a nightmare because the YouTubers involved had no respect for game design and added elements inconsistently, leading to a chaotic and unstructured gameplay experience.
What was the significance of the gold space in the game?
-The gold space was significant because when a player landed on it, they received two gold coins.
What was the purpose of the 'anti-life space'?
-The 'anti-life space' was created as a negative counterpart to the life space, where landing on it would result in the loss of life points.
How did the 'potion of transformation' work in the game?
-The 'potion of transformation' allowed the player who used it to transform any item or space that the potion touched into something different.
What was the cost of the 'remove spacinator' item?
-The 'remove spacinator' was priced at four gold coins.
What was the concept behind the 'Boardwalk' space?
-The 'Boardwalk' space was inspired by the Monopoly game and was a space that could be bought for five gold coins. Players landing on it had to pay rent to the player who owned it.
What was the strategy behind creating a 'pushy stick' item?
-The 'pushy stick' was a fragile item that allowed a player to push another player to a different space on the board. It was designed to be a one-time use item.
What was the 'emotional suffering' space?
-The 'emotional suffering' space was a space that caused such distress to the player landing on it that they would have to take their turn on behalf of the upset player.
How did the 'get married' space affect the players?
-The 'get married' space required the players landing on it to get 'married' to another player, which meant sharing all their items and gold.
What was the final outcome of the game?
-The final outcome of the game is not explicitly stated in the transcript, but it ends with a complex scenario involving multiple spaces, items, and a focus on gaining 'Vibe' as a new stat.
Outlines
ð Creation and Chaos of a DIY Board Game
The paragraph describes the spontaneous creation of a board game that evolves into a complex and chaotic experience. Starting with a single square, the game quickly adds various elements such as YouTubers as game pieces, spaces with different outcomes like gaining gold or life, and the introduction of items with unique abilities. The game lacks consistency due to the YouTubers' disregard for design principles, leading to unpredictable and often humorous outcomes, including theft and property transactions.
ð² Game Dynamics: Marriage, Divorce, and Sharing
This section introduces the concepts of marriage and divorce into the game, with spaces that allow players to merge their assets and then split them apart again. The narrative explores the strategic use of in-game items, the creation of new spaces like 'Boardwalk' and 'Random Fun Land', and the impact of shared inventory space. The tone is light-hearted, with a focus on the humorous and absurd nature of the game's progression.
𧬠Clones, Cannons, and Strategy
The paragraph delves into the introduction of clones and the strategic use of game mechanics. Players create 'Clone Land' spaces where they can duplicate themselves, and 'Cannon Land' where they can potentially damage others. The narrative discusses the rules and implications of these additions, including the impact on the game's balance and the relationships between players. There's also a focus on the economic aspect of the game, with players buying and using items that can alter the game state.
ðž Money, Therapy, and Relationship Dynamics
This section of the script focuses on the financial and relationship aspects of the game. Players engage in activities like therapy, which has both cost and potential benefits, and shopping, which is portrayed as a form of self-care. The narrative also explores the concept of 'Vibe' as a new stat introduced to the game, which can be influenced by various actions, including the purchase of Magic the Gathering cards from the shop.
ð€ Complex Relationships and Game Manipulation
The paragraph describes the manipulation of game spaces and the complex relationships between players. It covers the creation of new spaces like 'There Can Only Be One' and the strategic use of items to alter the game board. The narrative also touches on the emotional and relational consequences of in-game actions, such as the breakup of a marriage and the impact of divorce on the players' gold reserves.
ð¶ Pets, Vibe Checks, and Risky Decisions
The final paragraph introduces elements of chance and risk-taking into the game. It discusses the addition of a space involving a dog that can either reward or penalize players based on a random outcome. The narrative also covers the creation of a 'Vibe Check' space that can significantly impact players' lives based on their Vibe status. The players make risky decisions to gain Vibe and gold, highlighting the high-stakes nature of their gameplay.
ð Magic: The Gathering and Game Conclusion
In this paragraph, the game's narrative concludes with the introduction of Magic: The Gathering cards as a form of in-game currency and risk-taking. Players purchase packs and open them, facing potential loss of life but also the chance to gain significant Vibe. The summary ends with one player winning the game, bringing an end to the chaotic and strategic gameplay that has unfolded.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡Board Game
ð¡YouTubers
ð¡Game Design
ð¡Strategy
ð¡Economy
ð¡Transformation
ð¡Random Fun Land
ð¡Marriage
ð¡Vibe
ð¡Clone
ð¡Divorce
Highlights
The board game started with one square and three YouTubers, but quickly turned into a chaotic and unpredictable experience.
The YouTubers had no respect for game design, adding inconsistent elements and even stealing the game creator's tea.
Players could move to a 'gold space' to gain gold and create new spaces or items, leading to a constantly evolving game board.
The game introduced unique spaces like 'life space' to gain health, 'anti-life space' to lose health, and 'Boardwalk' where players become landlords.
Players used items like the 'potion of transformation' to change spaces into upsetting 'emotional suffering' squares.
The game devolved into absurdity with the introduction of a 'get married' space where players had to marry each other and share items and gold.
The creator tried to make a 'remove spacingator' item to eliminate other players' spaces, but was not allowed to use it.
The game introduced a 'pushy stick' item that could push opponents to different spaces, leading to strategy and betrayal.
A 'clone land' space was created where players could make clones of themselves, but only one clone was allowed on the space at a time.
The game became even more complex with the addition of a 'divorce' space, a 'therapy' space, and a 'cannon land' space where players could attack others.
The creator tried to make a 'genocide' space to eliminate all clones but was not allowed to introduce it.
The game board became increasingly crowded and interconnected as players added new spaces and paths.
The introduction of a 'drug dealer' space allowed players to spend money for drugs that could either increase or decrease their 'Vibe' stat.
The game incorporated Magic the Gathering cards, with players buying packs and opening them to gain Vibe based on the cards they received.
The game ended with a 'vibe check' space where players with the lowest Vibe lost health, leading to intense competition and strategy.
Overall, the game was a wild, unpredictable ride with constantly changing rules and spaces that made for an unforgettable experience.
Transcripts
I made a simple board game but by the
end it turned into a nightmare basically
I started with one square and then I put
three YouTubers on it and I let them out
of space each turn unfortunately for me
these YouTubers had no respect for game
design had no level of consistency with
what they were adding and one of them
stole all my tea this game got worse the
longer it went on fur you're up can I
move to the gold space yes you moved to
a gold space okay and you actually get
two gold yeah can I make a space yeah go
for it can it give you life Maybe okay
life how much life does it give you well
I feel like somebody might have to land
on it to figure that out we'll say two
okay it's being figured out Ren you're
up all right I'm also going to move to
the gold space I'm going to move another
spa or make another space below the uh
life space okay and it's going to be the
anti-life space ooh that's definitely a
red color it happens your life okay wow
life divided by two fun SPI you're up
okay um do I have to move uh we're going
to say no oh fantastic then I'm going to
choose to stay exactly where I am and
then I'm guessing I get to make an item
in the shop am I able to buy that item
in the shop uh yeah oh fantastic then
I'm going to create an item called
potion of transformation it gives me the
ability to transform like whatever the
potion touches it will transform it into
something different how's that okay did
you have that image me how did you have
that I'm really fast at drawing God damn
speed painter all right how much does it
cost I'm going to say two gold and I'd
like to I'd like to buy that potion if
that's possible let's hope I spelled
that all right yeah close enough you did
great that's fantastic close enough for
Europe up can I move to the the life
space I want some life okay all right
yeah you get two life I'm so healthy all
right now make an item or make a new
space can we make a space called
Boardwalk like from Monopoly and does
this space do anything you can go there
and buy it let's say um okay five gold
do we have to pay rent if we land on it
if after you buy it um if you somebody
else lands on it you have to pay the
person why you have to introduce
landlords into this
world all right how much is rent rent
is three gold I'm seeing a direction
that this game is going to go uh R
you're up okay I'm gonna move back to
the shop can I create an item that
removes a space uh yeah okay I'm going
to call it the remove spacin nator the
remove spacin nator let me get that real
quick damn y that feels like it remove
what it definitely does how much does it
cost let's do four gold and I would also
like to buy that am I allowed to use
that item on my turn or do I have to
wait till the next one okay all items
we're going to say are instant speed you
use them whenever all right I'm going to
destroy the boardwalk cuz I don't want
to play Monopoly why okay I worked I
worked so hard on that okay SPI you're
up okay um I I've got an idea um Al so
you lose the cannon oh it's a one time
use oh I'd like to make an item in the
shop all right um can I ask what the
integer limit on this game is what do
you mean by integer limit like uh what
is the maximum number of bits uh that
this game can
comprehend uh whatever Google Slides is
capable of okay that's quite a lot
actually I don't think there's a limit
on Google Slides damn it I was going to
try and see if we can make a negative
costing item am I still allowed to make
a negative costing item uh I don't see
any reason why not fantastic I'd like to
make an item of uh push like a pushing
item effectively just a long stick where
you can move someone to a different
space Oh that looks perfect for that too
what the H did you just spend up like
one night just drawing things maybe I'd
like this item to be fragile and there's
only one in the world so once it's
purchased it's gone if that's okay uh
I'm not going to allow that okay that's
fine I'm going to have this cost uh
40 gold okay I would like to purchase
this forus 40 Gold's breaking the
economy dude what the heck this is a
strategy I'm not prepared for 41 gold
thank you very much I'd like to
transform the gold 2 square using my
potion of transformation I'd like to
transform it to the square of emotional
suffering I I believe that this square
is so upsetting and destroying that
anyone who to would to say land on it uh
know would have to take their turn on
their behalf because they would be so
upset and then I would like to use my
pushy stick to uh to push uh Ren into
the square of emotional
damage the second you made that stick I
knew exactly where that was
going someone needs to be pushed by the
pushy stick uh so I'm going to take your
next turn Ren I trust you also uh I
forgot to mention uh I'm supposed to
give you turn at the end of this at at
the end of each one of these things so
now it's my turn again I think I have a
good idea for a space Oh that's looking
great I think I'm going to call it board
walk I love that space five gold wa this
is revolutionary I made this all by
myself too he's going to use my turn as
well to build on top of this it's it's
so bad furry you're up can I just stay
still I guess on my turn uh yeah you you
don't got great options right now can I
make a space that's called get married
okay all right there's now a get married
space what does this space do when you
land on that space you have to get
married to another player and then all
your uh all your items and gold is
shared okay ooh it's my turn again it
appears I'm going to move R to the shop
and then I'm going to make an item wait
did does what should get spliff do you
get to use your stick again or no uh I
still have the stick I still have it I
want to push I to push it's gone forever
he I thought I was going to just be
perpetually just back and forth and no
it just gets my turn every single time I
would like to locate a state of ping
pole this potion destroys an item and
then I'm going to buy one with Ren's
gold and I'm going to use it to remove
the push anator but actually I'm going
to make one Amendment to the get married
space both players have to be on it O A
okay spiff you're up I mean I reckon I
could probably win this game entirely
from sitting on the shop I'm going to
make an item I'm going to call it the
item of multiple purch
if that's possible it would be an item
which would allow me to make multiple
purchases in one turn I mean you could
do that before but sure I wait we're
allowed to make multiple purchases per
turn yeah can I change the item then
from that I'm making from the shop no
okay that's fine we now have an item
that allows you to have multiple
purchases per turn when you could
already otherwise do that so I'm going
to set this item to cost let's say uh
five life um I'm going to buy potion of
transformation do you have enough gold
for that uh oh yeah you do you most
certainly do I definitely have enough
gold for that I'm also going to buy
another one of those if that's okay okay
and you know I'll buy I'll buy another
one as well I'll just have three of
those okay seems great and then also
just a remov anator whilst I'm here all
right and then I'd like to use one of
those potions of transformation and I'd
like to transform the shop tile all
right can I transform the shop tile into
the get married tile okay yes wait wait
welcome
congratulations welcome burn hey
congrats man this game is just me
against my will this is It's look it's
better this way wait but I get your I
get your gold uh no you get my items no
he gets items and gold oh items and gold
what the hell is it's shared perfect no
surely we only half the gold when we get
divorced you didn't you didn't make me
sign a prenup to be fair so there there
we go true there was no prenup Dam I
didn't make the yeah I didn't make the
get married and I also think his life
should go down slightly just because he
just lost everything well now not lost
but shared what's wrong with sharing you
say sharing is negative I mean you're
making it seem like it is you didn't
want to share your gold with me whoa
what if I didn't want to share my gold
with you why would I get married to you
that's also look we've now got more
inventory space we'll be the Happ God I
feel left out
now I just want to point out you may be
married but your goal is still to kill
each other uh we can do that after we
kill fur okay how's
that what happens if I use the remov
nature of the title that first standing
on does he just fall off the map not
entirely sure I'll be honest into the
void could I use the uh the
transformation potion then I guess I'm
going to transform the tile beneath fur
into random fun land spi's random fun
land
okay so there's a 1% chance you can kill
someone yeah it's just a 1% chance you
just do kill someone instantly yeah 1%
chance of killing someone 10% of gaining
life 49% chance you lose your turn and
then a 40% chance you lose life I like
to think I'm somewhat of a Visionary um
in terms of Funland design it's now
going to be my turn I know what it we do
it's going to be a shop out here how do
we get there I don't
know that's a good point that's not my
job F you're up again do the Funland you
know you want
to just think of how many cool things
you could have you could almost I could
ruin the game and kill somebody right
now you could you really could can I can
I go to spi's random fun land yes let's
go
yep oh my God this could be the end of
the game
wait almost there almost almost all
right you're going to lose your next
turn turn we just say you lose the rest
of your current turn Ren you're up okay
awesome uh I'm going to make a new space
uh right next to the get married like
I'm going to call this clone land okay
the one rule of Clone land is there's
only one Real Player allowed on clone
land at a time okay when you step on
clone land as you could probably guess
it makes a clone of yourself and if one
of if one of the two of you die your
Consciousness goes into the other one
okay okay I would like to step on cland
oh you can only make a space the your
turn no all right spiff you're up I'd
like to move to clone land I heard it's
really good this time listen you know
what it's it's just a marriage buff I
was thinking about us remember that yeah
now you've got two
two two husband
wives wow all right there's now a clone
of you double double the fun um I feel
like the longer this game goes on the
more of an uphill battle I
have you are married to yourself now
interestingly enough I'd like to make a
tile that's connected to clone land okay
I'm just going to call this uh big big
cannon big off Cannon when you step onto
it you can roll a dice let's say it's a
50/50 chance uh you can hit someone and
then if you hit someone there's a 25%
chance it does two damage or a 25%
chance it does three damage oh can we
just make it a 50% chance of doing
damage yeah sure yeah it's going to be
my turn when does my clone take their
turn uh at the same time as you a
fantastic just going to make a blank
space over here fur you're up can I go
to uh the life space and get two life
yes you can indeed get two life yipp
he's got more life than us we have to
take him down we got we got three of us
for a unit can we just add a uh a shop
like diagonal left from where I am okay
Ren you're up I'm going to move down to
the second get married spot okay and I'm
going to graciously point at fur and
tell him to come over so we can have a
really weird
dynamic this is going to really mess up
our our relationship no no it listen we
talked about this when we got married
you said you're all inclusive you want
to make sure we're open like up the
trying new I'm open I'm open to more of
me in the relationship not necessarily
you bring in someone who isn't a genetic
clone of myself I mean you could love
your yourself and I could love both of
you I want a journey of self- Lov and
this just this feels very selfish I'm
going to make a new space then we're
going to call it therapy I feel like we
can do use it we make it couples's
therapy so only people who are married
are welcome there well say he's he does
everything he's multi skilled uh I'm
going to find a therapist okay perfect
depending on how therapy goes you either
gain or lose life and you lose money
guaranteed
oh perfect the guy they're looking great
spith you're up um I'd like to move both
of onto Canon Land
okay all right that's going to activate
Canon Land twice uh heads is going to be
a hit we'll say yes yeah that makes
sense and who is this aiming for uh it's
aiming for fur that one
misses o and that one misses again what
a shame what a shame I'd like to make a
tie and I'd like this to be called
random so basically you land on it and
then uh you are sent to a random tile
it's going to be my turn I'm going to
post this thing over here and pay no
attention to what this one
says oh oh no oh no no you wouldn't ran
I'm just having you know if you if you
start making moves towards that the
cannon is changing targets no no no
don't worry don't worry don't worry no
no I I have I actually have a solution
to fix our entire relationship don't
even worry about it fantastic now you
get to make two new spaces or two new
items Oh Me Oh my
God I can't to make two yes oh I took my
turn before yours but you get idea I did
make one I made one tile so I guess I'll
make one item as well oh I'm going to
call this item a pack of Magic the
Gathering cards okay um I'm going to say
that this is uh one gold to buy but um
by purchasing it you lose life but you
gain you gain a new stat a new stat that
we're introducing we're just going to
cool like Vibe so minus one life plus
one Vibe and now I'm going to give
everybody some Vibe yeah it's an
important statistic yeah uh we're going
to say that you all share Vibe when
you're
married yeah this makes sense that's
fair that's fair okay fur you're up uh
can I move to the get married space
okay why do we have to welcome into our
Vibe Circle okay jeez listen I just
moved to the spot you are now all
married this is so stupid this is
awesome oh yeah and his gold goes into
the total can I use the uh the potion of
transformation H yes but it's my turn
yeah well it's fine it's instant
speed potion of transformation to
transform the get married tile to the
north of that to um to divorce um and
then I'd also like to use the cannon um
just before I do what else can I'd like
to blow up I'd like to blow up Boardwalk
I think it's a stupid tile and I hate
it you haven't even tried it out yet I
don't want I don't want for war it's a
terrible idea I'm making a monopoly
Style game just despite this moment can
I make a space that is the opposite of
Clone land where it removes all clones
on the
board what's the opposite of Clone land
genocide if clone of a person land on
this Square all of their clones will die
except for the one that lands there is
is there going to be a benefit to having
your clones die like does that increase
your life maybe not really this is kind
of a dead corpse okay Ren you're up can
I add a path from get married to clone
land so I can also have a clo oh my gosh
you do have another interesting choice
between divorce and therapy I do I do
but now the dynamic is so much more
interesting I would like to go to clo
land uh you you edit the board at the
end of your puff no what is the same
thing that happened when you made clone
Land wait I thought it was just for
making okay fair enough fair enough fair
enough you'd have to divorce me if you
want to start moving towards clone land
okay uh spith you're up I'd like to move
to clone
land uh just one of me uh I'm quite
happy for the other one to stay on Canon
Land
uh now I just like to remind everybody
you are married to this clone of him as
what's the goal of this game again to
kill each other do they have to divorce
each of my clones individually um or are
we just a combined legal entity uh I
feel like when you land on the divorce
you leave the marriage okay you tap out
of the marriage 10 life and you have 10
life and then you all have zero Vibe we
need to up our Vibe thatat please buy
magic G packs all right spiff you're up
uh you can make three things I would
like to make a tile between Life 2 and
the blank Square called border
checkpoint and when you land on the
checkpoint you have to pay five life to
get past it okay all right he's making a
clone army this is bad and he's trying
to stop us from there is no evidence of
this there is no evidence of this I'd
like to build a path from Life 2 to
Cannon land from an offshoot of Cannon
land the The Throne the King's throne
and by sitting on the throne of course
you are a feudal Lord so you are able to
absorb the life force of the other
peasants and improve your own a bit like
how our own British royal family works
is that how the queen stayed alive for
so long
yeah that's uh that's what we all Ascend
to in the UK uh that will be the end of
your turn fur you're up can I move to
therapy you're going to end up spending
some of the money on therapy why are you
wasting our household funds on therapy
no it's fine it's fine uh and then you
do a coin flip heads you gain life tals
you
lose ooh that sucks you're going to lose
two life all right and then at the end
of my turn can I make a line from
therapy to shop okay ruren it's your
turn you know I'm going to keep on uh
stay on get married uh can I just make a
line from get married to the opposite
side like in Pac-Man to the shop is that
allowed uh yeah most people get therapy
before they shop is all I'm saying I I
think at this point we're we're past
that we I got to think about the bigger
picture yeah shopping is his therapy
that's also sure all right spiff you're
up honestly I'm disappointed that my
husband's are wasting my hard-earned
money on nonsensical things like therapy
and shopping I'm going to move my clone
on Cannon land to the throne okay do you
still life from your other clones or is
it yes but in Magic the Gathering rules
if you were to have Life Link and also
damage it would kind of cancel each
other out so fair enough fair enough I
can't argue that say the Clones are
separate entities okay fine so the
Clones do lose life I'm starting to
regret clone land I feel
it's it started snowball clone land was
one of the greatest inventions you could
have come up with and I'm really proud
of your husband that's why we got
married right yeah um I'm now going to
then move one of my clones to Cannon
land okay and I guess I guess one of the
questions is husband ren do you want do
you want a clone of your own W you you
wouldn't oh I mean I could do I could
move off of Clone land for you wow
that's you know what our anniversary is
coming up there's nothing more I would
want than a clone your 15minute
anniversary well you know what to
celebrate our lovely anniversary I'll
move the Clone on clone land to get
married and Ren and I can get double
married on Canon Land who are you trying
to uh take do damage to I I'll hit for
he still has the most life okay well I
you have the most life tail missed again
Canon Land is useless I should have made
it accurate Canon Land jeez I've I've
landed on the get married square with
ruran I guess is there double marriage
is that an option oh no you are just
married wow we can't even soulmate it
what the hell um okay that's the end of
my turn then I guess okay do three
things uh three things I'm going to make
some I'm going to make some shop items I
guess okay can I make a shop item that
spans multiple tiles of the shop cuz
it's just really big oh sure I'm going
to make an extremely long hot dog and it
spans the entirety of the bottom rope
yeah that's awes go it's a dragon
sausage look at that wow if you eat the
legendary sausage you summon a kind of
like a pet a companion a follower and
his name is Hans and he's a German man
and he's just really impressed by your
sausage eating skill all right summon
slave got it uh we're going to we're
going to make that sausage let's make
that uh I mean what's the average price
for like a a hot dog in America depends
on where you get it from and if it'll
give you indigestion oh I mean it's this
one's definitely going to give you
indigestion so let's L make it two gold
all right two gold I want to make
another item in the shop okay like a
bunch of flowers it's just a it's just a
nice bunch of flowers all
right just shaped like a rat actually
can I just can can we just have a rat
and call it Remy he's just a rat Chef
okay rat Chef uh makes food for you and
the food I guess gives you one life
that's it he just becomes a personal rat
Chef that's the end of your turn uh fur
you're up all right can I move to the
shop yes can I buy four removin nators
to remove every space spiff is on with
clone land okay wait what the wait
you're taking clone land away from
R too bad made this thing like five
turns ago I still haven't been on it he
wants to use it come on no it's too late
wow what happens if they're not on a
space I don't know oh you'll get knocked
back here and knocked back here so cuz
we land on two life do we get anything
from that uh you actually you two are
going to land on divorce
okay right but wait am I still married
to the other wait what happens here cuz
we got married twice okay so that means
varen and this clone are both going to
leave the
marriage does that mean we need to we
need to separate the gold pot as well
yes now it's going to have to be working
out into it's get complicated real
quick is everybody happy with the
arrangement of the divorce yeah I'm
happy with this yeah I'm I'm happy so
before my turn ends here can I use the
rest of my gold uh well our gold to buy
a ton of rats and use all of them to
gain uh Health okay uh yeah you'll buy
all the rats then it is specifically one
rat called Remy uh from Ratatouille the
hit film Jesus Christ that's a lot of
remies can I so can I use all of them
can I use some of the rats too no cuz
the rats are instant speed right you do
share one so uh yeah so logically I want
half the rats and you can have you know
that's fair that's fair okay we both get
four life yay or do you want it to be
like 422 you know uh no I'm going to
have four life on the really big big boy
um my lead and then we just I guess eat
all of the rats as one does rip Remy I
thought they were cooking for us oh yeah
sure they're cooking themselves yeah ooh
ooh um I think I still get to make a
space so can we add a boardwalk again
yes no right where it was before okay
good thing is he doesn't have any money
to get rid of it now yes well if you
left me with some money I could have
gone and bought Boardwalk you know like
we could have been in this landlording
business together for it's true we could
have but it I feel like there's a
conflict of interest here since one of
your clones is not a part of the
marriage well yes the original one too
it's true but I like to think of the
third clone as my Superior a better
version of myself so you know that makes
sense Ren you're up uh I'm going to go
to the shop I I'm also going to add a
line from the shop to there can only be
one and I I end my turn just remember
you divorced
me we were we were divorced by fur it
wasn't our own opinion fur divorced us
that's not what fur told me it was
collateral from removing all the spaces
wow sure collateral you destroyed our
marriage in your destructive ways for
you could have had something beautiful
yet I'm still in the marriage with you
yeah I know he's still in the marriage
with most of you actually it's a very
it's a very complicated love triangle at
the moment yeah um it's it my turn now I
guess yes can I move my original clone
of me that's on divorce to the shop as
well yes and can I buy the remov anator
and then blow up there can only be one
you have no money you have no money
right wait wait wait wait I do this is
my divorce I have oh my God
I want to blow up there can only be one
all right oh no there's no more there
can only be
one that's what you get for giving me
ideas I mean you would have saw what
exactly what I have done if I just moved
there and I said connect the pieces
right exactly all you had to say was I
don't want to connect the pieces and I
would have been completely fine with
that but instead you had to threaten
list listen I'm I'm objectively I'm just
not with you anymore I got to think
about my best interest right and the
best interest for me even though I want
you to succeed without me is I I want
you to fail as well so I you know I need
to I need to get rid of some of you but
not all of you only some of you God it
must have been a bad breakup I want to I
just want to like roll the dice and have
some fun I'm going to move both the
Clone spiffs onto spiff random fun land
cuz that's like a 2% chance of just
killing
someone come on spom Fun
Land oh my God please stop please
stop that's close that's okay that that
clone will lose the rest of its turn
yep come on okay oh I lose a life here
I'm going to put a Border guard over
here what the hell oh he looks great can
I add a tile called um called just dog
and um you can pet it there you go my Ki
agrees um I think petting the dog should
have a a random chance either you get
fleas or you gain Vibe yeah gaining Vibe
or losing let's say one life it doesn't
have to be too crazy and then I want to
make a tile in the top right that isn't
connected to anything yet and it's going
to be called the vibe check okay and
it's going to be the player with the
lowest Vibe loses let's say 10 life okay
you're a monster no it's it's just part
of society you have to maintain your
Vibe status and yeah no I I think he's
right yeah there's only space for Alphas
in this world R and it's the kind of Al
who are willing to Splash hundreds of
gold coins on Magic the Gathering packs
in the shop absolutely I'm going to take
a turn I am going to add this guy uh and
we're going to say being on the same
space as him makes you lose two life uh
fah you're up um can I move to the life
space yes and then can I add a space
between um life and Boardwalk called go
that when you pass it you get $200 not
gold dollars okay glad clarified there
there's enough rules now where I'm going
to have to start I've started making
notes also I'm going to make a new rule
if you stay on the same spot uh it
activates it again I'm going to change
that wow okay okay R you're can I just
see what's in the shop real fast
this he got some great option explain
this to somebody who has never seen a
magic the Noah video no it makes perfect
sense the southern slave is very
tubous this is uh hm you know what I'm
going to buy four Magic the Gathering
packs okay yeah um now if I open those
magic the Gathering packs what exactly
happens oh you only have room for two
that's fine I'll get two that's fine
that's fine I don't want to lose too
much life actually but I need to I I I
do get two Vibe right you gain Vibe once
you use them but it's like a it's like
an actual Magic the Gathering pack so
there's like uncommons rares legendaries
and so the vibe should Scale based off
of what you pull and we're going to
leave what you can pull up to like uh to
Noah a random wait he's got he was how
are you prepared for this he's got scle
he knew this he knew it oh my God can I
open a pack all right let's open a pack
let's go big money should we say if it's
a really bad
oh that's like that's three there yeah
that's that's very useful okay and we'll
say you lose one life as that's that's
fine that's fine um okay I would also
would like to make a line from the shop
Square to the vibe check square whatever
the hell that was called yeah the vibe
check Square okay ooh this could be bad
this could be quite bad indeed we could
have a lot of death SPI you're up okay I
would like my clone that's currently on
the shop to um build a line from SP
Funland to the dog okay um and then I'd
like to I'd like to move my two
characters from space Funland to the dog
heads his gain Vibe uh tails is L One
Life heads nice cool I'm going to say
that was the blue one wait sh Vibe is
shared in our relationship oh oh let's
go let's go I'm going to keep you alive
for okay okay I I'll try and help I'll
try and help you do split Vibes in
divorces tals that's going to lose a
life for the San one okay I'm I'm trying
to work together here can you with one
of your things add a space or a line
from where I am to the dog we can start
farming Vibe together well do we have
any currency at all yeah we don't really
have enough for a magic the Gathering
pack do we is my is my character that is
in the shop able to buy one magic the
Gathering pack yeah you can buying items
as a free option yeah I'd like to I'd
like to buy one magic the Gathering pack
for all one remaining gold this this
could be the thing that saves us okay
I'm going to say we move to open the
magic the Gathering pack as a couple
what all
right all right you guys open up the
pack yeah let's go let's open it all
right so you're all collectively going
to lose one life yep sure it's how it
has to be yeah this could be the
greatest card though you're in the
perfect spot of being in the
relationship and also out of the
relationship
spith yeah but my original Self is
probably going to die now if it's a
black lotus I think uh oh it's a PL
that's that's brutal that's that's no
vibe yeah no zero Vibe on a planes I'd
almost give negative one cuz it's a
planes but you know we'll just leave it
at that no i' I'd go for Vibe I think if
a card sucks it should be negative vibe
okay yeah you guys go to zero Vibe this
is rough fur you're up um in that case
can I move to go so I can gain $200 and
the relationship shares money yeah of
course of course thank you for I'm
thinking like what's a store we could
spend real world money at to gain Vibe
that's what I'm trying to think here
well I mean you've got to think up of
the basis that in this universe the two
ways of gaining Vibe currently are
petting a dog or opening Magic the
Gathering pack so both which can kill
you yeah that is true what is a thing
that hurts you but also gives you Vibe I
mean I'd go for say like the gym you
know like oh I was going to say drugs
yeah let's go for gym drugs drugs also I
mean you know what they say about people
on they really have a strong vibe to
them what a drug dealer to the board
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just a quick heads up when we refer to
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yeah I feel like this is like a higher
risk High reward which is what we need
right now I'd say the therapist could
work two jobs but that's just on me yeah
he's got the teeth yeah on this space
you can spend cash for drugs can we do
drugs collectively as a married couple
of course ruren you're up uh I'm going
to go up to the vibe check spot oh no
vibe check okay lest Vibe is going to
lose 10 lives do they collectively all
lose vibes if they're in the marriage
together cuz they're technically tied
yeah they're tied so this spiff is going
to die y yeah this one's going to dieff
is also going to die so one will go down
to eight so go down to six okay now we
are in this mind of predicament for
because he can he can reactivate the
vibe check next turn and we have to
maintain a higher level of vibe you will
get some life insurance though so we'll
say you go up to
$300 that's that's awesome we can buy
more drugs
yay this is our this is our chance okay
I mean even though even though we were
divorced surely the first original spiff
you know I feel like I clone spiff would
be receiving that inheritance as well so
I'd argue like we need an extra hundred
in life insurance oh that's fair yeah
spiff it's going to be your turn Okay um
I mean unfortunately I can't go to the
drug dealer um yeah so I guess the best
thing I can do is is sit on the wolf and
try and gain a vibe head his Vibe come
on let's Vibe let's Vibe no tails damn
it one life dirty dogs okay it's all on
you husband please it really is do drugs
please do the best drugs you've ever
done well you can still like add an item
or space or
something
yeah I'm going to add a space to the
south of the dog that connects dog and
shop and I'm just going to call this
place um let's call it selling out okay
I think you should lose Vibe but gain
gold okay it it depending on the amount
of vibe you gain or lose or gold you
gain or lose is partially random all
right so spend uh you spend vibe to get
gold yeah spend Vibe for gold if
somebody steps on that I'm going into
the YouTube ads and I'm putting an ad as
they step onto it all right can I move
to the drug dealer you're now at the
drug dealer all right so can I spend uh
um all
$400 for some of the good stuff okay
which I feel like is worth five
Vibe whoa I really want to look up how
much this cost right now but I don't
want that in my I don't know if you
should no no no it's it's fine f you get
this little Crystal thing all wow can we
use it can we do drugs together as a
family all right you crack it open and
in it there's two Magic the Gathering
cards
wow all right so drugs are magic the
Gathering yes I think we got to open
both of these honey I agree we' we've
got to
open I mean itard mags we lose yeah but
that's just like real life all right
you're opening one yeah let's go
yep oh Cinder bars I love that card ENT
T that's uh that's going to be you just
because it's Rose I'll give you one Vibe
for it okay we got to open the other one
and you both lose one life this is bad
it's it's necessary I can't believe we
spent $500 to get two magic di packs
this is so realistic whoa look at that
it's a legendary creature oh it is a
legendary creature you know what I'm
going to say that's and it's also full
art too so that's two Vibe so does that
mean if um if ruren lands on the space
again everyone dies well it means ruren
can crack up in his magic pack and
potentially if it's high enough if it's
high enough Vibe yeah we both dead next
turn this is Roo oh my God it's really
going to come down to a magic the
Gathering pack how about yeah R we say
this you open up the magic the Gathering
pack and then at the same time you also
land on that space so whatever happens
happens okay can we just add a space
next to a drug dealer called uh rehab
that gives you like let's say uh three
life but only if you've done drugs
before
okay technically everybody here has done
drugs cuz Ren has opened up magic cards
that's true yeah anyone who's opened a
magic pack all right uh now on to raren
all right you are going to open up your
pack you lose a life just so I'm clear
what do I need to get here to get plus
one Vibe like anything but a land uh up
to my personal opinion of what I like
and dislike and Magic the Gathering okay
if it's good you gain Vibe if it's bad
you lose Vibe okay it's as simple as
that sure yeah I know Magic Gathering
cards trust me I can give you the good
answer of what what's good not all right
here we go oh
bom that's worth B bro oh my God that's
so good it's not illegal in standard
damn damn all right uhoh it's also a
Mythic creature so we're going to say
that's that's got to be three more Vibe
at least I should give him 20 Vibe for
that that's crazy you got a big there D
yeah that's that's rough 2 that's that's
bad uh you're also going to end your
turn on the vibe Square which is going
to kill for n spiffing
Brit yeah this makes sense let's go okay
Ren wins R let's go good job R let's go
good job Ren thank you thank you
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