Chipotle Conspiracy Investigation
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining and investigative video, the host embarks on a humorous quest to uncover the alleged 'Chipotle app scam' where it's believed that online orders receive smaller portions than in-store purchases. The team conducts a thorough experiment by ordering identical meals both in-person and through the app, then compares the quantities using a food scale. The results are surprising, with significant differences in portion sizes. Adding to the adventure, they also test a theory that Chipotle staff give larger portions to customers they suspect are filming for social media, like TikTok, by sending one of the team in to order while pretending to be a TikToker. The video is a lighthearted look into consumer behavior, corporate practices, and the power of social media influence.
Takeaways
- ðœïž The video discusses a theory that Chipotle provides less food in online orders compared to in-store orders.
- ð± The group conducts an experiment by ordering the same meals both in-person and through the Chipotle app to compare portions.
- ð¥ They document the process and plan to weigh the food to see if there is a significant difference in the amount of food received.
- ð The group rents a minivan, humorously calling it the 'conspiracy mobile,' for their Chipotle investigation.
- ð€° One member of the group is pregnant and expresses concern about eating Chipotle, which is suggested might not be safe for pregnant women.
- ð There are several humorous asides and jokes throughout the script, including discussions about 'dripping in microplastics' and 'fast weight'.
- ð The group also tests another theory that Chipotle employees give more food to customers they think are recording for social media, like TikTok.
- ðœïž They find that the in-store orders are indeed larger and fuller than the online orders, supporting their initial theory.
- ð The group uses a scale to weigh the food and calculates the percentage difference, finding significant discrepancies.
- ð± Towards the end, they also explore the idea of pretending to be TikTokers to see if they receive more food.
- ð° The video concludes with the group eating cupcakes and discussing the implications of their findings, hinting at further investigations.
Q & A
What is the main topic of discussion in the transcript?
-The main topic of discussion is a theory that when ordering from Chipotle through the app, customers receive less food compared to ordering in-store.
Why does the speaker believe the Chipotle app might give less food?
-The speaker believes that because there is no face-to-face interaction when ordering through the app, employees might feel less pressured to give generous portions.
What method do the speakers use to test their theory?
-The speakers use a food scale to weigh the food received from both in-store and online orders to compare the quantities.
What is the outcome of their experiment?
-The experiment shows that the in-store orders are significantly heavier, suggesting that the online orders do indeed contain less food.
Why does the speaker mention TikTok?
-The speaker mentions TikTok because there is a belief that Chipotle employees give larger portions to customers they believe are filming for TikTok, to make the food look more appealing on social media.
What is the role of the 'conspiracy mobile' in the transcript?
-The 'conspiracy mobile' is a minivan that the group uses to travel to Chipotle for their experiment, and it's also suggested to be a vehicle that could be used for future conspiracies or family outings.
What is the purpose of the Rocket Money sponsorship mentioned in the transcript?
-Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps users manage their subscriptions, lower bills, and monitor their credit. The sponsorship is used to promote the app's services to the speaker's audience.
Why does the speaker mention a Chipotle unlimited card?
-The speaker mentions the unlimited card as a past privilege given to YouTubers by Chipotle, which allowed free food but has since stopped working for the speaker.
What is the significance of the Detroit man charged with shooting a Chipotle employee?
-The mention of the Detroit man serves as a cautionary tale for the group's experiment, highlighting the potential risks and seriousness of confronting fast food employees about perceived injustices.
What is the general tone and purpose of the video script?
-The tone is humorous and casual, with the purpose being to entertain while also conducting an informal investigation into the Chipotle app ordering theory.
What is the final conclusion the group reaches about ordering from Chipotle?
-The group concludes that ordering through the Chipotle app results in receiving less food than ordering in-store, and they suggest that the same might be true for other restaurants with online ordering systems.
Outlines
ðœïž Chipotle Ordering Controversy
The speaker discusses a theory that Chipotle provides less food in online orders compared to in-store orders. They express excitement about testing this theory by ordering the same meals both ways and comparing the quantities. The speaker also humorously mentions a past experience with a Chipotle card for YouTubers and their love for the restaurant despite potential discrepancies in serving sizes.
ð€° Chipotle's Pregnancy Concerns and Theories
The conversation shifts to concerns about Chipotle's food safety for pregnant women, followed by playful banter about the dangers of Chipotle's meat. The speaker reassures their love for Chipotle despite the video's content. They also introduce a new theory that Chipotle employees give larger portions to customers who are visibly recording for social media, like TikTok, to make their meals appear more appealing on-screen.
ð Conspiracy Mobile and Rocket Money Sponsorship
The speaker introduces a new minivan, dubbed the 'conspiracy mobile,' which they plan to use for their investigative adventures and family outings. They also discuss a sponsorship from Rocket Money, a personal finance app that helps users manage their finances better by canceling subscriptions and lowering bills. The speaker shares their positive experiences with the app and how it has helped them in the past.
ð Chipotle's In-Store vs. Online Ordering Theory
The speaker and their friends strategize about how to test the Chipotle ordering theory. They decide to split into groups, with some going in-store and others ordering online. They discuss the logistics of the operation, including who will pretend to be a TikTok influencer to test for potential bias in serving sizes.
ðŠ Encounters with a Persistent Toyota and Chipotle
The group encounters a Toyota that seems to follow them to Chipotle, leading to humorous speculation about the driver's intentions. They discuss the exterior of the Chipotle location and the need to park away from the entrance to avoid detection. The speaker also mentions an incident where a man was charged for shooting a Chipotle employee over a guacamole dispute.
ð± Ordering Chipotle for the Experiment
The group discusses their Chipotle orders, debating between burritos and bowls, and deciding to order both. They also contemplate the idea of ordering extra items like queso to test if Chipotle skims on those as well. There's a humorous moment when one member has trouble downloading the Chipotle app, leading to a conspiracy theory that the app is aware of their plans.
ð¬ TikTok Influencer Experiment at Chipotle
The speaker outlines a plan for one of the group members to pretend to be a TikTok influencer while ordering at Chipotle, to test if they receive a larger serving. They discuss the potential risks and the excitement of the experiment. The group also contemplates the impact of their actions on the Chipotle employees and the ethical considerations of their experiment.
ð Weighing Chipotle's Food for the Experiment
After ordering, the group gathers to weigh the food they received from Chipotle. They compare the in-store and online orders, noting significant differences in portion sizes. The speaker expresses shock and dissatisfaction with the results, suggesting that the online orders are indeed smaller. They also discuss the visibility of the food and the potential for a class-action lawsuit.
ð The TikTok Influencer's Chipotle Experience
The group sends in their designated TikTok influencer to order at Chipotle and observe if they receive a larger portion. They discuss the influencer's experience and the reactions from Chipotle staff and other customers. The speaker also shares a humorous anecdote about another group member's failed attempt to act as a TikTok influencer due to stage fright.
ð Chipotle Food Weigh-In and Future Plans
The group concludes their experiment by weighing the TikTok influencer's Chipotle order and comparing it to the previous orders. They find that the TikTok order was the largest, confirming their suspicions about the impact of social media influence on serving sizes. The speaker expresses frustration at the perceived deception and contemplates targeting other businesses with similar practices.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡Chipotle
ð¡Online Ordering
ð¡Portion Size
ð¡Experiment
ð¡TikTok
ð¡Sponsor
ð¡Scale
ð¡Conspiracy Theory
ð¡In-Store Ordering
ð¡Weighing
ð¡Burrito
Highlights
A theory is presented that Chipotle provides less food when ordered through the app compared to in-store orders.
The video creator used to have a Chipotle card for free food but it stopped working and they still love Chipotle despite this.
An experiment is conducted to test the theory by ordering the same meals in-store and through the app to compare quantities.
A scale is used to weigh the food items from Chipotle to quantify the difference between in-store and app orders.
The video creator and friends order both in-person and through the app to see if the theory about portion sizes holds true.
A surprise is revealed that Spencer is bringing a minivan for the group, which they name the 'conspiracy mobile'.
The group discusses the possibility of other restaurants also skimping on food portions for app orders.
A sponsored segment for Rocket Money is included, highlighting its features for personal finance management.
The group's dynamic and humor is showcased as they prepare to test the Chipotle theory.
Different orders are placed both in-store and through the app, including burritos and bowls, to test the portion size theory.
The group speculates that Chipotle employees might give more food if they know they are being filmed for social media.
An attempt to weigh the food items is made, but the process is interrupted by various comedic moments.
The group discusses the potential consequences of confronting Chipotle about the portion size differences.
A comparison of the in-store and app orders is visually striking, with noticeable differences in portion sizes.
The group weighs the food items and finds significant differences in weight between in-store and app orders.
The video ends with the group considering the implications of their findings and planning to share their experience.
Transcripts
okay so this is in store a beast oh my
God oh my God no oh my God no oh my
godil on that H it's like
obvious get the scale get the scale
that's insane does anybody need that
much food okay that's not the question
okay Chris yes this is very exciting I
hope you have a diaper because we're
going to
chipot just kidding don't Su me I love
Chipotle I love Chipotle Not only was I
one of those like card holders like they
gave YouTubers Chipotle cards where you
have like free Chipotle forever uh mine
stopped
working I don't know why I don't know
what would have happened where they
would have done that but you know
whatever I still love them
my guts they
don't that was my dream to have that
card really uh it was my housekeeper
nightmare kidding I clean my own
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toilets okay what you talking about okay
conspiracies yes Chris I am so excited I
have a Chipotle conspiracy that it might
sound stupid to you but to me this blew
my [Â __Â ] mind so to help with this
Theory we have Ryland and Lizzy they're
sitting right outside look at them they
have no idea what they're in for look at
those two [Â __Â ] they can't hear me
Jared and Sandy are on their way and
Spencer is almost here with a surprise
but we'll get to that in a second first
let me explain the theory so this is
something that honestly it's not even a
theory at this point I think this is
real wait no it's a theory don't sue me
there's a theory that chipotle when you
order on the app you get half the amount
of food that you would get if you
ordered in the store have you ever
noticed this by the way have you ever
done this I order through that all the
time and for some reason in my brain
I've had this thought where I was like
is it not the same but I thought I was
just tripping I thought it was just me
okay you are not tripping
boo wa that was like I was like in 2006
um my
Bo no that's a real thing literally this
is all over the Internet Chipotle shrink
flation okay boys and girls I am here at
Chipotle do they rip you off on I online
ordering all right what's up YouTube
today we are going to be comparing
online ordering Chipotle with in-person
ordering I'm going to order the same two
meals one from actually in person
obviously and then one from Uber Eats
and then we are going to compare we'll
take a look at the in person one first
just ordered it here is a look at the
online
order looks like the inperson it it
might be a a bigger serving this is
something a lot of people are talking
about I'm not on Tik Tok but supposedly
there's a lot of it on there Chipotle a
scam this is something that is very real
I mean not real don't sue me so
supposedly when you go in the store and
you order because you're watching them
prepare your meal they feel pressured to
you know like give you a lot but when
you're ordering on the app nobody's
watching them and they feel like they
can just [Â __Â ] you over and give you a
skimpy ass serving a tiny burrito a
small bowl and just send it off because
they don't have to see you another Tik
tocker did pretty much the same
experiment and found similar results
uh-oh the smallest burrito I've received
yet I was shocked and you're not going
to complain and send it back because by
the time you get home what are you going
to do you're going to drive all the way
back and complain about it no and I was
looking at Reddit and somebody said that
they work at Chipotle and they are told
specifically once again just a theory
when it's an order from the app to give
less food no way current and former
Chipotle workers saying quote they're
required to give you less online cuz
management doesn't think they'll get
complaints about online orders so this
pissed me off because I have noticed
this every time I post made it from
Chipotle I have a memory of being like
oh really that's it but every time I go
to the store it looks huge so we are all
going to go to
Chipotle three of us are going to stay
in the car and order on the app three of
us are going to go inside the store and
order the same exact things and then
we're going to come back together and
compare side by side to see if this
theory is true now I know what you're
thinking Shane this isn't very
scientific
oh as triggering as this is I bought a
scale
haven't bought one in a long time um so
yeah this is a food scale so this is
like legit we're actually going to be
weighing this [Â __Â ] food no oh my God
how much is my
Stanley 3 lb wo I guess lead is heavy oh
my God okay let me explain what we're
doing to these tackling
chickens hi hi oh no you guys are eating
do we not have well our Theory involves
the most delicious place in the world
Chipotle
oh I honestly live for Chipotle I can't
do their meat I have to do vegetarian
but I love Chipotle no I love Chipotle
too but you're pregnant so what does
that mean it's not safe for pregnant
women it's probably not safe for
pregnant
women oh my God I'm not trying to get
to is it really no I think it'll might
cause it
early is that why I'm here
let me tell you I know you're not making
a video trying to take down Chipotle
after they gave you unlimited card
status which they took away but that's
not why I'm doing the video I still love
them and appreciate it do you remember
that yes did they remember that yes he
had unlimited food from Chipotle and now
he's trying to bring them down they took
it
back I also by the way never use it
because it's so uncomfortable to like be
in Chipotle and pull out the card and
then the woman at the Casual is just
like who are you and I'm like I'm
YouTube and they're like oh my God Fred
and I'm like okay I got to go that
happened twice shout out Fred so what's
the theory are you going to tell us
later what is that fake Stanley I have
no no I
gave this is my Stanley it's a little
bit better wow got to say hydrated for
whatever we're getting into yeah I like
to say dripping in
microplastics better than lead yeah um I
really don't want to get Su I love
Chipotle I really do every time I order
Chipotle you don't get it okay cuz it
makes me fast
wait do you not frequent what is the
theory though what are we
doing when you order on the app they
give you half the amount of food Oh Come
for sweet green what sweet green is the
number one offender of this really yes
we should expose them
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all I've got time you know what time it
is this is the big thing oh my God sorry
I'm going to casually sit and rocking
J oh my
God okay what if this is bigger than
Chipotle what if every restaurant and
fast food place don't laugh at me this
is bigger than
Chipotle it
is no no no hear me out hear me out all
these food places right like when you
order on the app or you order on
postmate there's no face to face so what
if they are skimping out on the Tog go
orders and you have to go in the store
to get the real portions Oh no you're
going to make us go in one by one again
3 by3 and there's other Chipotle
conspiracies that I kind of want to like
talk talk about or figure out I heard on
Tik Tok that if you tell the Chipotle
person or if you're like obvious about
the fact that you're Tik tocking they'll
overflow your bowl so it looks like they
give you more of a ration so that it can
be on social
media that just blew my [Â __Â ] mind
that's so true that's so true because
whenever I'm scrolling like on Instagram
and a girl will have like a big old
[Â __Â ] Chipotle Bowl it's huge yeah so
you think the employees are they're told
they're probably hold if if somebody's
filming you know
vertical fill that [Â __Â ] ball up to
the brim [Â __Â ] overflow I think
we're profiling even more than that you
look like a Tik tocker and they're like
filler wol oh no I tell every
establishment I'm a Tik tocker just so
that they overflow my
bowl honestly that's heck okay so we
have to test that too one of us has to
pretend like we're making a Tik Tok I
look the most like a Tik tocker right
you think they're really out here
scamming in these streets Chipotle from
my hometown of Colorado isn't really my
hometown but where I went to high school
they're not from there they are thinking
of the other one no I'm not the first
Chipotle ever was in Denver are you
kidding me do you want to fight right
now I don't care I just don't care but
you're taking a hard stance hold on no
no no you don't stop rolling I don't
care at all where was the first chipot
leg
no hold on hold on Chris yes yes yes
Denver Colorado
and right underneath it it says ryland's
Hometown
kindness
okay anyways so I know you're thinking
where's Spencer he's actually on the way
with a surprise for all of us follow
me so this is for the video but also
possibly for our
[Music]
future all right meet our new conspiracy
mobile what are you kidding me it's a
minivan do we own
it well we need a minivan we're Daddy's
now yeah this is great we're testing it
out well I realized we don't have enough
space in any of our cars for the seven
of us so I needed a vehicle to fit
everyone I love it
oh damn wow look at a Dodge baby you
sticker do you got a magnet or something
like conspiracy mobile we should get
something why look so good behind the
wheel he really does
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tour yeah
I'm
Bing yeah I'm yeah I'm Ming
Bing buckets from the first in and the
last out see me coming
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that was
sick oh my gosh are there TVs in the
this is
nice okay so technically it's not ours
yet but if we love it then we're getting
one that doubles as the conspiracy wagon
and our kid mobile I love
it how was this driving around today I
just really didn't want to crash it but
yeah I did feel like a mom and it it was
kind felt kind of fun I was like oh you
know you want to hinge dat in this you
can pick up a lot of girls in this
fill the car with girls and just kick
them out as they don't work out that's
what they say about minivans you can
fill the car with
girls okay let's see so how is there any
is there any cool features no we got to
get the
cheapest this it was like 80 bucks it
was really cheap the guy also had like a
lot of cars in his driveway so he
clearly like just does this this isn't
even from like a rental Enterprise it's
from somebody's home just a guy found
him on an app all right
enough room for all our Chipotle it's
going to be a lot of
Chipotle hey sorry to interrupt this
memorable investigation it takes a
honestly shocking turn just be happy you
can't smell it it'll make sense later
just just wait this looks really tacky I
was trying to have like my videos
playing in the background but now this
just looks um insane okay let me get out
of
here ooh look at that outside you know
I've heard heard about that H bet it's
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all right
bye okay I think Jared and Sandy are
here I don't know why I'm nervous I feel
like I I shouldn't be nervous right like
what's worse could happen it's here oh I
thought you about your brother coming in
I was like yeah you shouldn't see this
yeah we have a really weird relation I'm
really scared of him
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[Laughter]
okay are you guys
ready to
expose
ourselves yes Chipotle are you a
Chipotle fan I love Chipotle actually I
haven't well Sandy doesn't do well with
Chipotle you know she doesn't her bows
don't react properly or
whatever Chipotle but at one point I
think it's just the chicken and it's not
just a sanding
problem it's a it's a nation it's a
community we all have problem is that
what we're doing
[Laughter]
we're wait a minute this is a good idea
because I have a backup theory if this
doesn't work so there's a theory that
the second you walk into a Barnes of
nobles you have to diarrhea I've heard
the same thing happens at Marshall's and
Target and TJ Maxx what it's something
to do with the lighting and the spray
they want you to clean yourself out so
you can fill yourself back up that
Marshall what you of maral I'm down to
go to HomeGoods after Chipotle I'm just
saying okay maybe because HomeGoods
too I want pH shopping it's the same
umbrella the same parent company is it
yes what AM we talking about diarrhea
Marshalls Barnes & Nobles Chipotle right
my
Saturday in that order um okay so
Chipotle the theory is
we got the scale oh is that a Weight
Watcher
scale we have this one oh really yeah so
we have to figure out who's going to go
in and who's going to stay in the car
I'm thinking Lizzy Sandy Spencer go in
yes you guys go in the store you guys
should act like you're like a polygamy
couple when you're in there like Honeys
order your food guys you know that would
be funny out of all of us you look the
most like white guy with the
wol like a ponytail you a b yes in case
you guys were wondering TJX does own
Marshall's HomeGoods and TJ
Maxx it took you that long
[Laughter]
to okay did you guys see our sick ride
dude this is
sick that is R this is baller dude okay
so Ryland I'm thinking you should drive
of
course you got stick the key
[Laughter]
in shook by the fact that there's a key
just stick in no I haven't driven in a
car in so long that has like you know my
car still has a key hetosexual you're
lucky I just going to walk
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around this is so fun let's go to
Disneyland oh my God don't even joke I
would go on
right now let's see how fast this thing
can go it's a dog so if anything it
should be at least fast Dodges are
usually fast cars that's
about you always get to peel out like
that I'm sry $80 chill
out [Â __Â ] all that dud come
on okay I'm kind of scared kind of
scared I have a pregnant woman in the
back I've got chill out and children at
home because you burnt out the tires
tental I did
not okay are we going to be okay quick
question there was a debate on the way
here between Sandy and I is there a
difference between sharting and pooping
your pants yes I A sh's A Mark like you
know just a a poop is a [Â __Â ] well either
way you got poop in your pants yeah I
mean both of we will find out
tonight we have multiple multiples I
feel like we're on the Run yeah kind of
feels like that you're going really fast
know I think oh my gosh well it's like
we're practicing all the schools are
right
here what are you practicing he speeding
in a school Z no my drop off
skills I do feel like we should go to
Disneyland [Â __Â ]
it is anybody else really caring is 100
33,000 Mi a lot oh yes I'd still buy the
car my goal in life is own a
minivan it's goodness an achievable
goals nothing says confidence like a man
wearing Crocs driving a minivan with a
fanny pack that's ultimate confidence
confidence oh
yeah I mean yeah maybe you don't go
within 50 ft at certain places but the
confidence is off the charts you don't
even care about what people think at
that point you
know I feel like no I can't say that now
I want to know I feel like we're uh in
an adult daycare and ryman's taking us
out to Chipotle for like a special
dinner yeah
Chipotle we're all [Â __Â ] ourselves
show me your poooo pants sharen
okay let's go to
hood you guys want to go to
Disneyland he's going to like drive off
a [Â __Â ]
cliff jump
out that was the plan can't take care of
us
anymore he's like all right I got their
life insurance all file
down where's the brick Oh my God
not in the $80 rental
car that's the perfect thing to do it
in all right are you guys getting bubble
guts approaching Chipotle oh yeah my
guts they know it's close they just
redid this one too a nice little wood
exterior what the entrance is closed
they know we're coming wo no like the
only thing to do is get on the freeway
from here you can
go my dude is it open you're [Â __Â ]
blocking us come on Toyota are you
kidding me you're [Â __Â ] kidding me I'm
going to kill this Toyota oh my
God dramatic people in a
car on Indian Jones
ride I had to give you a little bit of
Disneyland how come nobody's eating a
chipot their sign is hanging on with
tap I'm not kidding no not this Toyota
again oh my God gosh he's going to
Chipotle too I think he thinks I'm
following
he does wait I don't want to get my
[Â __Â ] ass car oh my God more than
there are him off too through here
there's a back part of Chipotle look at
this ship
stick he's so cute I don't even know
where to start with how wrong that is
but sh yeah we have to park a little far
away we don't want them on to us like
they already are yeah they've already
locked us what is this store Ralph they
redid it
me and the moms we gossip wait don't cut
this person off I'm going to die you are
such an aggressive driver oh I'm
literally so common collected right
now all right kids this is a nice one
let me get in this with my gear shifter
and not hit this Tik tocker let's ask
him how big his is waa
what how big what it's portion oh yeah
oh your ball
hey bro hey bro how much meat you
got can I weigh your
meat that be who want's pop your meat on
this we don't even have to go in we can
just weigh out meat okay how do we turn
these lights on oh okay so the three of
us staying in the car me Riley and Jared
thank God what are we ordering because
they have to copy our exact orders text
you an order
Bowl do we want bowls or burritos I
think we want BS I think we should do
should do both both should we do one
burrito two bowls two burritos One Bowl
Two Girls One Bowl I think the bows are
more going to be like a visual that we
could see right off the bat I say two
bowls one burrito perfect oh Spencer can
we use Chipotle wouldn't let me download
the app can I use your app okay save
update rupe or dcoe D C okay big update
so I'm trying to download the Chipotle
app and I'm trying to create an account
and it won't let me and it's just
blocking me do they know what we're
doing they absolutely know what you're
doing they're listening through our
phones I just hit the group chat with an
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order oh my
God oh my God 500 points what does that
mean uh you don't
have sick [Â __Â ] let me see your panties
I've been doing research my brown number
are we going to confront them I will if
like it's it's serious should we walk in
and just throw it on the ground say I've
had enough of this we're going to make
Spencer do that
nice wait what am I doing quarter how do
I do this stupid okay does anybody have
a burrito order I have a burrito okay we
can do Chris's burrito Lizzy's Bowl well
there's two bowls okay yeah so uh Chris
what protein this is so boring chicken
chicken black beans white rice that
chicken doy fishy uh chicken what' you
say I could do it real quick if you want
yeah you know what you do it what what
do you put in your order senser I
usually get like the chicken black beans
white rice the faita veggies all ERS are
pretty similar hon sometimes get
everything o Spencer yeah put it in wait
I just realized part two what are we
going to weigh the [Â __Â ]
chips cuz you know they skip on the
chips oh how about this get queso a
large side of queso they're always
[Â __Â ] skipping me on the
queso Ryland what's your order babe um a
bowl or a either okay I do well I do
vegetarian cuz they're meat no okay then
not steak we'll do steak white he switch
up real
quick okay steak blooder the better well
I can't do their chicken it's like so
fatty and sometimes like dark meat okay
keep it moving okay white rice um it's
so hot in here white
rice beans
delicious fresh
tomato corn put my who's next I'll do it
yeah yeah this is a lot I know oh wait D
it Spencer I'm so sorry can you do my
order I don't know how to do
it here I think you can do it now are
you sure just go down and tap each thing
you want yeah that's what they all say
is this for a bowl yes okay
okay
what what is it swiping this isn't
helping the
daycare okay so we have the burrito the
bowl and both bowls and chips what if
the guy in there was like that's so
weird we just had three of these words
come
in honestly I do think they're separate
lines like I think they have a line in
the back for to go and a line for the
customers ordering in store it's even
more secret of course mhm I know that
because I used to pick it up after I
worked out sometimes and the to go where
I'd pick it up I notic the a separate
line all right any we're all good the
chips queso all the three things I think
so all righty I'm going to order bro 9
hours ago Detroit man charged with
shooting Chipotle employee over skimping
on
guacamole did he order on the
app how did he order he was in person
because he shot him
okay we're not gonna do
that yeah says you I'm that's right way
they got it all shut off dude these
people are high alert all right it's
ordered okay that's that's that
glockamole oh my God it was walkway food
he went and picked up his walk away
food wait did they
survive yes I think I haven't finished
the article I don't know okay well make
sure before we put this in the video
that's a bad day to notice that you
didn't get the right amount of toppings
and go in and like you're having a real
bad day that's the bad part not the
murder yeah it's not bad for the other
person well he was just shot in the
knee oh man okay order's in we're ready
to so let's uh to Sho um wait so am I am
I staying am I following I'm staying
okay
okay make sure to film make sure to film
we're not all together right no pretend
like you don't know each other
all right I I got to fart real
quick okay you do that oh he's he's
really doing that
okay all right we're going in [Â __Â ] is
locked there are cops in there the cops
are in
there way more nerve
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nothing I love more than being a
Chipotle with all my
friends this is all your
friends yeah honestly yeah I'm with it
this same um so okay realistically if
this works if they bring out their food
our to go food and we compare it and
it's like crazy different are we going
to say something I don't want to I'll go
in and say something really no why not
we can't it's not their fault because
they're probably instructed to do it
maybe they do it based on the name like
they're bored they're working there they
see like a Rebecca and Rebecca screwed
them over and they're like [Â __Â ] this
Rebecca dude no [Â __Â ] there's a
Chipotle next to our house that like I
can't even go to and the manager's name
is Rebecca and then another one opened
up maybe a mile and a half down the Road
and I was like finally I'll go somewhere
and it will be a new manager guess who
is the manager Rea Rebecca she's a
regional man they moved her over oh why'
you turn the car off it's so
hot so
loud these Dodge engines they're
fast that is taking
forever but they've been in for like 2
minutes
I haven't even been able to get down the
line yet Spencer's phone is going to
ding your online order is ready is he
going to go back in and get it
yeah oh and then part two of The
Conspiracy is we're going to have
Spencer go back in and pretend to be a
Tik tocker I don't know it's going to be
the same people every time this dodge
has some nice
seats should we just start weang our
body parts or what are we going to do
everyone put their dicks on the scale my
dick doesn't weigh a lot but my balls do
oh is that somebody where is that is
that Lizzy Liz looks like somebody is
Lizzy coming you see is it Lizzy I think
so yeah that's her and her
baby pissed
that it's a prank bro we're filming this
woman we're filming her sorry we going
to weigh her meat what's up you guys you
trying to [Â __Â ] in this van or
what I think good there was an armed
police officer in there though what yeah
so I didn't shoot anyone oh okay it felt
like a bad time so if we go to confront
them that police officer is ready yeah
wait what did you get again I got the
Barbacoa is it a bol yes oh that spenc
he's coming the Spen are got a cool walk
he does look at this guy he has such a
model walk he's acting like he's on the
runway I know maybe he is show us your
think this going to be a hefty boy it
took two tins to wrap up the burrito w
oh and you didn't get double anything
did you this is all single portions and
whose order was that this is my order so
I said just give me everything else cuz
I wanted to see how much he give me he
gave me a lot yeah I'm going to get
everything else all of it yeah
everything did we do that online too did
we get the same thing where just
everything yeah wait we should test up
their homophobic and send Ryland
in dang someone got handles on their bag
oh that b looks that gu has a heavy hand
wow B super heavy Double B I couldn't
even see where they were making I took a
photo of it there it's in the like the
back in the corner in a separate place
you couldn't even see where they were
doing wa that is weird that they do it
in a completely different place that's
kind of cool saying I just can't believe
Spencer was going to go in there and
pick it
up and then go back in again there was
also a cop in there I don't know he said
that I was like filming I like oh [Â __Â ]
there's a cop here like it felt way more
illegal than it
was the too order is ready oh do you
want to go follow him sure but don't be
obvious don't get
shot
on the question is should I pretend I'm
a new guy or be like hey I was already
in here I think embrace it I don't think
we need to pretend I'm just so hungry
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right over here
guys all right
let's let's put everything in the trun
there the energy of like you know in
school when the teacher leaves and kids
are on the desk like yeah go
crazy yes that is what happen that's
literally what happened look like a drug
dealer okay so how are we going to do
this okay do they feel lighter they look
lighter it does feel L all right let's
all pack in the van and and weigh our
food thank
you okay
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wow it stinks in here um okay so where
are we going to weigh all this should we
go find a weighing
place we parked parked a little far away
from Chipotle I don't want to be
obvious let's get to
work wow this is
scary so before we weigh everything
let's compare where's J going he's got a
par
he's farting there's people dining out
right
there oh my God okay he just screamed at
them
and oh my
God I'm going my pants loud it wasn't
loud it was aggressive but not
loud
chips should we start with the burritos
this looks insane oh my God they look
crazy okay so this was in oh my God how
heavy juicy okay so this is in store a
beast two foil I feel like we're selling
drugs on Snapchat oh my God oh my God no
oh my God no a few questions were you
pushing them were you like a little more
no no no no I I said I wanted to do
right my God right oh my
godil on that H what it's like obvious
it should be a density thing it
that's insane does anybody need that
much food okay that's not the question
yeah but it's the same price that's the
problem okay we'll wait that in a
second is he farting again he's farting
again is he okay he yet so bad do you
need to wait it's obviously different
the visual is crazy okay it's a night
and day it's a grower versus a shower it
didn't even show up I always show up
okay ready
okay this one was in store correct okay
in store
ready
okay nice that looks delicious it's
pretty full could have Fork into that
and this was
online
oh wait a minute it does look a little
less look a little meat on the cheese
wait it does it looks a lot less they
skied on the cheese on inside because
they were almost out of
cheese but yours looks better yeah yeah
they don't care about the presentation
as much when it's to go yeah that's for
sure okay we'll weigh that in a second
okay this is I believe my steak Bowl oh
I can already feel the difference really
yes so this was in the
store The Rim
yes
okay and
online it's different it's hard to tell
this still feels like a little more a
little more yeah but not a crazy amount
yeah okay so I think let's weigh
everything and see like how real this
really is is there queso oh the queso
yeah ques I don't know you need be
online I mean you can see there's less
oh interesting you can see there's less
I they do it every time to me okay in
store it's so full it's popping out
online a little less Jared's passionate
about this specifically it's not that
much less but Jared's very upset it is
less oh it's visibly less oh oh wow all
right let's all grab an item and
weigh okay all right
ready this is okay so this is online
this
weighs 70 7 5 G okay 75
75 an in
store
839 okay so that's more way more it's
way more the percent or more and do it
fast it's 13.7% more you're lying for
I'm usually almost
right listen I think this is enough to
confront them yeah no honestly 150 g
more it is crazy that's a lot this first
one was
online
854 okay okay oo okay an in
store oh in stores more yeah again wow
this is
real wa wait this is actually happening
holy [Â __Â ] okay that's a lot more
online 670 wow low that way low o you're
hungry after that
in
store 682 every single one no way riing
people off the thing is none of us are
good enough at math to know like oh it's
a huge ripoff it's like we don't know
like oh I don't need to be good at Mt to
know I'm getting ripped off qu so ready
yeah okay qu so this is
online trash $199 doesn't even break to
hundy
I'm going to guess that's that's my
goalie no it's 208 I can eyeball it in
store close it
up got you I spell
it the class action lawsuit this is
crazy they're ruining lives I've never
ordered online
again can I also say there was a
restaurant filled with people right
there they're all
gone they are I think we literally oh no
okay so we successfully proved the bre
doesn't enough to end them
yeah we're not trying to end them we
successfully proved that when you order
online it's less that's crazy oh wait no
we still have to do the Tik Tok so
Spencer do you and Lizzy want to be Tik
tokers and go get
another should I go in and recognize you
from TI are there famous mid 30-year-old
Tik tocker [Â __Â ]
you I can't believe I've been getting
robbed all these years it's
crazy I'm eating my feelings right now
I'm so en
rag wow every theory is just going to
end with us having a car full of
food really
bad is there a Ralph's Theory I kind of
do have to pee okay who there's one in
Chipotle he's not going Chipotle see
wait I don't want to be
wrong if you're wrong I'm peeing in your
mouth okay bye please
promise okay so what's your Tik Tok
Channel about I so what I'll do is I'll
just pretend like I'm filming on my
phone like all right guys I'm at
Chipotle today and I'm going to get this
bowl
cringe you guys go do that make sure to
film the whole thing like you're filming
a Tik Tok I'm going to go to and pee no
you're not going all the way back to Ral
I got PE so go to Chipotle there's not a
bathroom yes there has to be Chris is
lying cuz he wants to get pissed
in I do not I do not prove it Chris I
think you should when you go in there
ask is it cool to film Tik toks in here
oh just right off the bat boom let them
go I'm just going to do do you know who
I
am I'm a world famous Tik
tocker let's do
where's more
queso the
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TRU you want to get a grapefruit easy
I'm
down good luck you guys I believe in you
wait so what's my role you're just my
friend I'm here to help I think you make
me look younger okay you make me look a
little less pregnant let's
go rice black restroom right there I
think you should be the Tik
toer good luck guys hey what's up guys
we're here toot we're going to try an
order you guys remember this
stands oh
no I think that your thing should be
like I go push in and go like that and
you I'm really
hungry
I'm guys today I'm really hungry at
chipot okay we do that twice
yeah I'm
hungry yeah that must have been terrible
for you we got recognized in there like
as ticktockers no like for real Jared
came in to pretend to recognize Spencer
and then someone recognized Jared and
then she recognized me she recognized
Chris hi hi hi it's so nice to meet you
I'm Maddie um and I was filming Spencer
while doing it and I didn't want
St think you're so cool thank you so
much I also made sense to be the Tik
tocker cuz I pussed out real
quick okay also it was the sloppiest it
was they had to use two tortillas to
wrap it
oh at [Â __Â ]
foro you said I'm a hungry boy that was
my like Tik Tok thing that I said hungry
boy side note side note hungry boy
should be your Tik
Tok did you just start a Tik Tok
oh my
God it's a literal brick it's the size
of a brick that is huge that is hungry
boci okay before we wait don't worry
guys I thought of you to during my
Ralph's bathroom trip I got everybody
the
dessert really
cemented yeah so here we go let's have a
party is he get party again is he
okay is he okay I don't know I'm not
surprised oh my God there's a family of
ducks I told you not to eat the cheese
should we weigh it at home should we get
the [Â __Â ] out of here yeah yeah I think
so we're like attracting other
minivans how do we open
this conspiracy no I'm just looking at
him going to my
mouth I you SE something sweet after all
the Savory right
[Laughter]
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they're small so I can eat like five of
these and still be considered under one
cupcake okay where's the Tic Tock
burrito hungry boy coming
through this is [Â __Â ] heavy the Tik
Tok burrito is crazy
wa it's like Len
like wow the guy had so much trouble
rapping that the guy behind us in line
was like you were not going to make it
with one
torti it's Beau
beautiful okay so I don't remember what
do that one first that was from when we
went in the first in person that was
$839 and that was the bigger one yeah
8:39
okay Tick Tock burrito 9:26 Grand
Finale what is it what is
it 982 God
damn the real thing is get the one that
you ordered
online okay online
online
76 [Â __Â ] off no way [Â __Â ] be a Tik
tocker [Â __Â ] are you
kidding a Tik to oh my God that's why
Tik tokers
talk that's the [Â __Â ] hack so next
time you go to Chipotle oh my God this
is going to create the most annoying
experience for everybody this video is
the worst lesson
ever do more Tik Tok that's over 2 lbs
is it really crazy how do you know
things like that 44 G is one lb oh my
God it is it's 2.2 lb so if I ate that
right now would I gain that let's do
it no but think about it if you ate that
and you weigh 200 lb let's just say
you'd be 2002 no you would be officially
1%
burrito think about it huh think about
it think about
it yeah I
understand right so what are we going to
do all take a couple of these home
giveway
let's sign him sign him sign to
somebody W who are we going to take down
next I can't believe this worked
honestly it pisses me off and I feel
like it's not just I feel like it's
anywhere that has an app or anywhere
that you order online because why not
why wouldn't they do this yeah well I
guess that's
it follow Spencer's Tik Tok hungry I can
I'm hungry
anybody else got get them let's go pull
out our guns
what get those knec she's she's pregnant
she's not thinking straight I don't know
what I'm
saying okay where' the cupcakes go them
all no they're over there let's get this
Chipotle out of our house it stinks it
does stink
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oh
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