The Really Good Podcast | Mozzy: "You look like you'd steal some blue skittles"
Summary
TLDRIn this engaging and humorous video script, two characters, one presumably with experience in jail, discuss the concept of 'butt naked' jailhouse meals. The term refers to preparing a simple meal with limited ingredients, often ramen noodles, which inmates would enjoy alone or 'to the necklace,' signifying self-sufficiency. The script delves intoç± food culture, the process of making a 'butt naked' meal, and the idea of starting a gourmet jail food restaurant as a social enterprise, employing and supporting those who have been incarcerated. The conversation is filled with slang, laughter, and a sense of camaraderie, offering viewers a lighthearted yet insightful look into a unique subculture.
Takeaways
- ð² The video is about making a 'butt naked' meal, which is a simplified version of 'jailhouse food' or 'spread' typically shared among inmates.
- ð The term 'butt naked' refers to preparing the meal by oneself, without the communal aspect of a 'spread', and 'to the necklace' implies doing it alone.
- ð The ingredients for the meal come from a 'killer kit', which seems to be a package of food items available in jail.
- ðª Items like Doritos, noodles, and meat are mentioned as typical components of the meal, acquired through the jail's commissary.
- ðŽ There is a discussion about the use of Ziploc bags and garbage bags for preparing and storing the meal, indicating resourcefulness in jail.
- ð« The conversation includes a dynamic of teaching and learning, with one person guiding the other through the process of making the meal.
- ð€ There's a sense of camaraderie and shared experience, with references to 'hood' culture and the challenges of life after jail.
- ðŽ The process involves combining ingredients in a bag, seasoning them, and then adding hot water to cook the meal.
- ðŽ The meal preparation is a hands-on, somewhat messy process that requires improvisation and adaptability.
- ð¡ The video also suggests a potential business idea of starting a restaurant that serves gourmet versions of jail food, employing and supporting people who were previously incarcerated.
Q & A
What is the main topic of the conversation in the transcript?
-The main topic of the conversation is about preparing a meal referred to as 'butt naked' or 'butt necked,' which seems to be a type of improvised meal commonly made in jail cells with limited ingredients.
What does the term 'butt naked' refer to in the context of the conversation?
-In the context of the conversation, 'butt naked' refers to a simplified version of a 'spread,' which is a meal prepared with limited ingredients, typically in a jail cell environment.
What is a 'spread' according to the conversation?
-A 'spread' is a term used to describe a communal meal in jail where everyone contributes something, such as chips, noodles, or meat, to create a shared dish.
What ingredients are mentioned in the transcript for making a 'butt naked'?
-The ingredients mentioned for making a 'butt naked' include chili flavored noodles, chicken, beef, and various seasonings.
What does the term 'to the necklace' mean in the context of the conversation?
-The term 'to the necklace' seems to refer to preparing the meal by oneself, without the involvement of others, which is a part of the 'butt naked' meal preparation.
How do the speakers describe the process of making a 'butt naked'?
-The process involves breaking down the ingredients, such as noodles and meat, and combining them with seasonings in a bag. Hot water is then added, and the mixture is left to marinate.
What is the significance of the phrase 'lace you' in the conversation?
-The phrase 'lace you' is used to mean educating or providing someone with knowledge or information, in this case, about preparing the meal.
What is the role of the 'killer kit' mentioned in the conversation?
-The 'killer kit' appears to be a set of ingredients or a kit provided for preparing the meal, which includes the main components needed for making a 'butt naked'.
What is the cultural significance of the meal preparation described in the transcript?
-The meal preparation described in the transcript reflects the resourcefulness and communal aspects of jail culture, where inmates have to make do with limited resources and share what they have.
Why does the conversation mention 'Orange is the New Black'?
-The conversation mentions 'Orange is the New Black' as a reference to a TV show set in a women's prison, where the concept of 'spreading' might not have been depicted, suggesting a difference in prison culture between men and women.
Outlines
ðŽ Introduction to Jailhouse Cooking
The video begins with an informal introduction to a cooking session reminiscent of jailhouse meals. The host, Mazy, from Sacramento, is invited by Big Dog to prepare a 'butt naked' meal, a term used in jail to describe a simple meal made with limited ingredients, typically eaten alone. The concept of 'spread' is explained, which is a communal meal shared among inmates using their commissary-purchased items. The host and Mazy discuss the process of obtaining food in jail, such as through the commissary, and the idea of making a 'butt naked' meal without the usual communal aspect.
ð Preparing the 'Butt Naked' Meal
The second paragraph delves into the preparation of the 'butt naked' meal. The host and Mazy discuss the ingredients, which include chili-flavored noodles and various meats, and their personal preferences. They talk about the process of making the meal in a jail cell, using the limited resources available, such as garbage bags instead of Ziploc bags. The conversation also touches on the idea of 'spreading' the meal, which involves sharing and contributing ingredients, but they decide to make individual meals instead.
ð The Apron and the Hood Culture
In this segment, the host and Mazy engage in a light-hearted conversation about wearing aprons while cooking, which leads to a discussion about their backgrounds and the culture of their neighborhoods. They talk about the use of the term 'lace' as a slang for educating or helping someone out. The host also asks Mazy about his experiences in jail, but Mazy prefers not to discuss it. Instead, they focus on the cooking process and the use of hot water to prepare the meal.
ðª Cooking Techniques and Jail Life
The fourth paragraph continues with the cooking process, emphasizing the use of hot water and the lack of luxury items like aprons in jail. The host and Mazy discuss the practicality of making do with what's available, such as using lukewarm water when hot water isn't available. They also touch on the topic of personal grooming and hygiene in jail, including how to deal with acne and the use of makeshift makeup.
ðââïž Survival Tips from the Trenches
The host and Mazy share survival tips for jail, using the metaphor of 'running your fade' to mean staying out of trouble. They discuss the importance of being prepared for confrontations and the necessity of adapting to the environment. The conversation also includes a brief mention of the challenges of re-entering society after jail, such as finding employment.
ð² Finalizing the Meal and Reflecting on Jail Food
In the final paragraph, the host and Mazy complete the preparation of their meals, discussing the addition of various toppings and seasonings. They reflect on the taste and the process of making the meal, with the host suggesting that the dish could become popular on social media platforms like TikTok. Mazy shares that he often makes similar meals when he doesn't have other food options available, and they both agree that despite its simplicity, the meal is enjoyable.
ð€ Business Ideas and Future Aspirations
The last segment of the video script revolves around a business idea proposed by the host, suggesting they open a restaurant together that serves gourmet versions of jail food. They discuss the potential of such a venture, focusing on employing people who have been in jail and using the business as a means to give back to the community. The conversation also touches on the financial aspects of starting a restaurant and the host's aspirations for the future.
ð Gift Exchange and Parting Words
In the closing moments of the video, the host and Mazy exchange gifts, with the host receiving a pair of shoes as a token of appreciation. They discuss the significance of the gift and the gesture, with the host expressing gratitude for the meal and the conversation. The video ends on a positive note, with both looking forward to future endeavors and the host encouraging Mazy to do good things once he is out of jail.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡Jailhouse Food
ð¡Spread
ð¡Butt Naked
ð¡Commissary
ð¡Necklace
ð¡Killer Kit
ð¡Thug Kitchen
ð¡Lacing
ð¡Bust Down
ð¡To the Necklace
ð¡Ghetto
Highlights
Introduction of the concept of 'butt naked' or 'butt necked', a term used to describe a simplified meal preparation in jail cells.
Explanation of how inmates use commissary items like Doritos and noodles to create jailhouse meals.
The mention of 'spread' as a term for communal meals in jail, where everyone contributes ingredients.
Description of the process of preparing a 'butt naked' meal, which involves breaking down the food items by oneself.
Discussion on the cultural aspects of jailhouse meals and how they differ from what is portrayed in media like 'Orange is the New Black'.
The creative use of available materials like garbage bags in place of Ziploc bags for preparing meals.
The importance of hot water in meal preparation within the jail context.
The concept of 'lacing' as a term for educating or guiding someone, derived from the idea of tying shoes.
A humorous exchange about the challenges of cooking in jail, including the lack of proper utensils and ingredients.
The idea of 'running your fade' as a survival tactic in jail, which involves avoiding conflict and staying under the radar.
The notion of 'pocket watching' as a way to manage finances or resources in a constrained environment.
The suggestion of opening a restaurant that serves jail-inspired food, as a potential business idea.
Discussion on the challenges of reintegrating into society after jail and the importance of providing opportunities for ex-inmates.
The concept of 'Gourmet Galore' as a high-end restaurant serving jail-inspired food, with a focus on charity and social impact.
The idea of forcing customers to contribute to charity as part of their bill, as a way to give back to the community.
Reflections on the personal growth and transformation of individuals after their time in jail, and the desire to see them succeed.
Transcripts
that one for me that one that's that's
yours actually I'm going tamper with it
that may just taste it a little bit
thank you for defining that cuz I was
lost um introduce yourself since I cut
you off so rudely the first time uh hell
gang Mazy I'm out of Sacramento y gang
Mazy like in with Bobby appreciate you
having me big dog thank you for coming
what are we going to do today that's
that's the question what do you set up
for us so look a spread is
basically that's the jailhouse foods
that we all in love with uh I feel like
it's called spread cuz we just spread in
love everybody bring a chip everybody
bring a noodle somebody bring the beef
woopy [Â __Â ] whoop Etc right yeah but uh we
ain't got that many people so we just
going to make a butt naked we're going
to call it a butt
necked can you you ain't never heard of
butt necked like no okay so a butt naked
is when you in the cell right and it
ain't too many people you f to just bust
this down to the next necklace yeah this
by yourself you going to bust this down
to the necklace to the necklace mean
like you're getting naked nah not naked
to the necklace is by yourself so you
busting down a butt naked by yourself
right that's such a an interesting thing
to call it yeah that's what they call it
I ain't make it up I I believe you yeah
so we're going to do a butt necked you
know I'm saying something light on the
Monday night right and uh can I ask you
something M um can you like set the
scene for how this happens in jail
because I actually don't know all right
so what's like you just have you're in
you're in a cell and you have a bag of
Doritos where did you get them okay so
in the Cale when you in the sale they
got commissary right yeah I've heard of
that I've seen oranges in I feel like I
know a little bit so they going to bring
us a whole killer kit we going to order
a killer kit this is our killer kit this
happened to be today's killer kit right
and um we just we going and you know if
we want it to spread me and you you put
in I put in and then we spread or we
could do one to the necklace I make a
butt naked you make a butt naked I don't
like that see if we spread that mean I
got to take over I I need you in the
kitchen today yeah yeah you're going to
teach me how to cook these things yeah
we going to do a butt ncka we going to
bust a but why why didn't they talk
about this in Orange is a new black is
it cuz it's that's women they don't do
that there they was spreading in there I
don't feel like I ever heard them do
that women most definitely spread it's
the same culture do you think that
wasn't accurate N I think they just
didn't show it you know cuz this a this
you got to be inside I mean they
probably didn't want them all in their
business they don't want to seeing their
commentary you know commentary like
money in jail so that mean they would
have been pocket watching if they
watching them Buster spread how recently
were you in jail uh you don't have to
talk about it if you thank you that's my
dog that's why I function with you you
from the hood huh no but
I do I do if you don't want to talk
about it we don't have to no um let's
talk about
these items okay I've I've had all of
these things that's and yeah know you
guys have like Ziploc bags nah so
usually we'll just use this bag right so
we'll take this we'll take these out
Boop put everything in this bag and then
rinse it out and keep using oh yeah
Innovative yeah they ain't got the zips
but uh or you know we use garbage bags
oh so you don't use these you use this
well then why do we have these here I
mean you know just in case you know what
I'm saying you might you might burn a
hole through this bag it might get ugly
we might put everything in there in the
water star leaking and it's spicy so we
this Mand this mandatory okay if you
don't got them in Jael we got a we got
like garbage bags so the homies will
bring hella garbage bags you know what
I'm saying so okay let's get started you
ready I'm ready
all right so first thing
first you know this the main ingredient
okay what do we making what's the first
uh we going to make a b n so it's some
oh that's that's actually what the thing
is called that's what it's called okay
so you know what I'm saying a little
butt Naka spread this one I mean you
that just means everyone nah it never
mind nah not everybody ain't nobody else
involved in this I'm I'm I feel like
after we film this M you can give a
definition to my cameraman and I will
let them put that on screen cuz I'm
obviously not understanding it the but
but I'm trying yeah no I keep I just
feel like you're just your butt naked in
your C nah see you that's that's what
I'm talking about dirty minds that's not
dirty minds I feel like that's just
exactly what that would now you filthy
for that but it's what it's called it's
basically you break necklace okay I did
say to the necklace now you you busting
that down to the necklace that mean by
yourself know that means that you're
naked and you're wearing a necklace nah
that ain't what that
mean we going to bust down a butt naked
to the necklace do you not hear why that
I might think that N I don't get I mean
you know you from the hood so you should
be able to comprehend okay most
definitely I smell it on you now now I
know okay but right now so I I still I'm
put you on game don't worry about it we
just going to go you I mean one step at
a time one step at one step at a time
okay you got me in here with this apron
on I'm already filming some type of way
you have us in here with apron I'm just
saying idea nah man I'm I'm I'mma holl
at my management for that cuz he's out
of he's out of yaket he's out of yaket
you know what out the pocket mean yeah
okay give me some give me
some never heard it called y it but no
yeah that's something like that's
something like I put a Twist on it but
uh so look we got the chili flavored uh
noodles right right the top Ramy that's
mandatory some people we hate shrimp I
nobody function with the shrimp ones I
don't like those ones either okay I've
never had chili okay you got chicken and
beef yeah that's I've had chicken but
the chili give it that little kick that
little yeah yeah it put that yeah yeah
on it okay all right so first thing
first when you in the sale right we in
the sale together we locked up we
sellies you hear me yeah all right so we
ain't going to throw it on the floor
we're going to throw it on the counter
there you go uhuh put some effort in
it there you go I mean you you you mad
you already frustrated that you in the
sell with me you're right yeah so all
right so once this bust down Galore
right let's bust down Gore I used to eat
these like this in elementary school me
too where you just throw a little a
little seasoning in there and shake it
up and dry I told you you From The
Trenches I told you you From The
Trenches what's your hood
name what does that mean your hood name
what they call you out there two bees no
Bobby blood no they don't call you Bobby
blood no what they call you bouet
buety that's
buet I've never even called any of those
things all right we going to call you
two bees today Bobby blood why my [Â __Â ]
two bees you from the church where did
Blood come from I thought it was like
two bees but then I realized there's
three B is in my name so I don't know
where the well Blood come from cuz you
from you from a blood Hood you TR to pee
today you with me today so you from to
pee today okay you you naturally inherit
my beef my smoke anything is transpiring
like we locked in you hear me so if I
don't function with them you don't
function with them oh wow g o d God yeah
on God oh God you know on God oh God you
know who God is yes okay
you do know who God is all right so look
now oh I'm I'm just going to yeah cuz I
told you you doing it to the necklace
you that's that mean by yourself so you
really oh I'm in my own cell then yeah
no you're not in your own cell we just
we we ain't spreading today we not
spreading the love you busting down a
butt necked I'm busting down a butt
necked you know what I'm saying you
don't like the way I cook I don't like
the way you cook but I'm can I just I
have a question again huh we're in a
shared
uh-huh we each have our own things yeah
you got cuz I mean your family send you
chicken uh-huh and so you lit we have
all the same things yeah we can we we
can't like you can't order nothing
different from me okay we got the same
list yeah so if you function with shrimp
and I function with chili you know what
I'm saying you can put yeah so we got
the I got it so we're not we're not
making a meal together n we it's a butt
naked that mean it's separate I don't
like that me all right we ain't going to
call it but [Â __Â ] you what I'm
saying all right so you busting your own
you busting you busting your own little
you you you cooking up your own year
yeah okay I just don't get how you like
have a problem wearing an apron but you
don't have a problem making butt naked
nah man listen we do with the butt naked
all right yeah yeah so now you mean you
listen all right so you throw that in
there right cuz you messing up my my
ingredients B I'm not messing anything
up getting clar I'm trying to get you
righteous so look okay you like that bam
Platinum shake your little seasoning up
right this short right here I stole
yours yeah don't worry about it thank
you for giving a backck I used to be a
thief you used to be hell yeah look
you've
changed
what so I ran up a bag I ain't got to
steal no
more right so look what can you
translate thought
what I ran up a bag on got on I ran up a
bag like you got oh you got a bag yeah I
got yeah yeah well I'm I'm happy for you
I've definitely stolen things from
stores what you be stealing I don't know
when I was like in high school you look
like you Ste some blue Skittles yeah no
not I stole like
eyeliner oh yeah oh you was okay see
that's Grand Theft right there what were
you stealing I was just we're not going
to talk about that no we ain't going to
talk see that's why having
me that's why I [Â __Â ] with you look you
having problems with the thing that's
why we can't spread together cuz you
going to take too long I'm hungry I need
to eat now why can't you keep going and
I I catch up no cuz I'm trying to lace
you you know what I'm saying let me lace
you what does that
mean I'm I'm going to get you righteous
I'm F to educate you I'm going to
educate you I'm going to properly
educate you now look you already to put
too much season in there I thought
did you be cooking no evidently thank
you you can't pour All That season in
there Bobby this was you decid you we
are doing our own what if I like that
much suaning I'm just saying your blood
pressure going to be high you in the
Shell with me oh listen I I'm on blood
pressure medication to help with my acne
so I think I'll be okay you think so
yeah I don't think so what do you do in
jail if you have acne I don't think I
lost there I look really bad I don't
know I don't know what them nigg they
just they run around ugly
yeah they don't make
up the females probably do but of course
it's makeshift makeup I don't know what
they suck to have yeah acne in jail yeah
I I don't know but uh it sucks to have
acne out of jail you see I'm velvet
though yeah I see that you're trying to
make me feel bad I'm velv it you velv it
too girlo must be nice don't do that do
that come let's go so look you got your
you got your season in here yeah okay so
but [Â __Â ] usually with a spread you want
to put all the ingredients in there call
it that again yeah I don't know why they
got this it that's what you got that's
when you on level four you get these
options when you on level four what
level are we on we we in a bounty we in
a bounty jail right now the county there
you go you got it you know what I'm
talking about you been that [Â __Â ]
huh no you ever run fades in there what
does that mean you ain't never squabbled
up in the Bounty jail like I have I ever
been there there n like squabbled up I
know You' been there we already did we
we why have I been there you just told
me you've been there I I didn't say that
you said you was in the
county you ain't never been in the
county if you're asking drinking and
driving
no excuse me are you working for the
government right now
okay are you trying to get I'm Stitch
live my fault you know what I'm saying I
was talking too much yeah let me fall
back jail I can't be on paperwork bobie
okay no jail so that let me teach you
let me teach you about it okay so we're
in the Bounty right yeah we not on yeah
so we don't need so that's that's a
luxury yeah that's a luxury but they
probably having it they they probably
done upgrade it noway I ain't been there
in a minute I'm remember we ain't going
to talk about it no I'm happy but I
guess yeah so okay so look you take this
right okay you usually got chiso beans
okay and you add the chiso beans and
then you can do the rice it's all the
your preference right but U we ain't got
the chiso beans we ain't got the rice
right now so that's why it's called a
butt naked we we limited to options and
uh we going to take the clothing off of
them so like this is the these are the
clothing you know what I'm saying you
ain't got no clothing on her she naked
right okay you get it that's what I'm
talking about it all right let's get
this hot COC uh the hot water we need
the hot water boiling oh once the hot
AGA in there you sit Bo tuck it Spanish
uhuh you heard me a little
bito wow
what's it's amazing yeah I it do I um I
can understand it seeo yeah I think
yeah
Bobby straight up now but uh you know I
function with NE Primos and I be [Â __Â ]
with my people my they taught you yeah
they lace me they got me righteous can
you define lace
mhm
laced
educate okay I thought it meant like it
doesn't have anything to do with the
shoelace they don't got nothing to do
with the shoelace do you think it maybe
originated from something to do with the
shoel yeah cuz it's I'm tying your shoes
for you yeah so it does so yeah it do
cuz I'm tying your shoes I'm educating
you I'm showing you how to tie shoes
yeah and I'm educating you on how how
the word originated all right so look
don't trip Bobby that that that's the
hot COC right that's also a
luxury okay but you have so if we in the
Cale ain't no it's nothing luxurious
about the Cale that's when we pop out
that's when they pop the doors open then
we can go grab that oh that's so nice
yeah do you have when we in the sale
together though this the part where it's
ugly okay so now we got to use lukew
water should we just not use water nah
that's what we got to use come on
I feel like I wouldn't do you guys eat
vegetables do you guys eat vegetables in
there no now look this we Thug you ain't
never you been to the Bounty
sure we got vegetables whatever they got
on the tray look this hot AA right here
I'm talking about this Bobby this it
come on we F to bust down Thug with me
real quick see when you in the shield
you got to make everything work okay you
don't got nothing everything everything
so check me out you don't want to pour
too much water
okay Bo let me see okay we need a little
more than that
Bo okay that's Platinum Edition right
there that's Platinum Edition so what
that look like a cup and a
half yeah all right come back with me y
turn don't pour too much in it all
[Applause]
right Bo yeah this really hot water B
okay Platinum see you know what you
doing look at me okay now look we want
it in the corner baby so throw it in the
[Applause]
corner yeah pick a corner any side okay
okay I got it all R your corner right
here boom you close it no nah you just
keep it like that right and then kind of
screw it who Cho and screw and then let
it sit and marinate and you don't close
it oh yeah now you close that part my
fault what other part would I be talking
about my fault my fault bro I ain't see
you but what other part would I be
talking about closing no I'm just saying
like I figured you you Clos the water
off that's what you closing no I was
asking about the top okay I ain't
feeling this apron we ain't got aprons
in this hell Bobby I'm taking this apron
off you know what I'm saying do you have
jewelry in this all n you ain't got no
Jew how you
you got like so they got the how do you
get down necklace then n you get a
little I mean you might have to you
might have to key St
it huh you might have to key B me can
you find that you I'm saying the Lou bag
you know what I'm saying you got it keer
in the Louis bag BBY I don't know what
about man don't worry about it we ain't
going to put that out there okay all
right here but look what do that mean
that mean when they come in they come in
jail right boom say you got a vis
visitor you got a visitor Bobby somebody
they just called your name bam you got a
visitor right but look your visitor ah
yeah I don't know how to explain it you
just got to be a part of that
culture I don't know how to explain it
he going to give it to you right the
visitor going to give it to you and so
you don't get caught cuz they going to
strip you nudity naked to search you to
make sure your visitor ain't gave you
nothing uhhuh so where you going to put
it by I don't want to know about
yeah that Louis bag you got to put it in
that Louis bag B I don't I don't I don't
want to know never mind never mind never
mind never mind so we in the sale I
thought you don't worry about how I got
my jewelry baby don't worry about how I
got my Jew was worried about how you got
a Louis bag in jail but now I'm
realizing I don't think you got a Louis
bag in jail n you ain't got the Louis
bag that's just a phrase for something
but look though right yeah so don't
worry about how I got my jewelry you in
my business you know I'm say stay out of
my business we sellies and all but you
like come on
you feel me TR you don't have jewelry in
jail n you do you why would you why
would you want that there you ain't seen
it on the net they rocking ice in jail
in jail I don't feel like they did that
in Orange is a new BL man they giving
you G-Shocks you have a chain I'm saying
get you a little chain in the cross okay
can I have a question I feel like that's
so
obvious if what don't the people who
work there see you wearing it the people
who work there give it to you baby oh
they're in on it thank you who's who's
out of it then who's who why are you
sneaking it in why couldn't they just
let you regularly bring it in if they're
in on it I mean you know I'm just saying
like I don't know how do you know who
like you trying to get me to tail see
that's remember you just used that on me
I did not you trying to get me the CH
you asking for too much I told you you
my silly now I know I'm I'm in jail I'm
trying to learn don't be how do it okay
I'm going navigate all you got to worry
about is when we pop when these Do's pop
and it's time to run fade you run your
fade wow long as you run your fade you
good so you know what I'm saying if they
this big niggga they come in here
tweaking on you you run you got you
can't turn down
nothing you can't turn down nothing what
does that mean that mean you can't turn
down nothing but your calling anything
under a dollar babby when they when they
ask you for the fade they going to be
like hey I need that uhhuh and what you
going to do I don't want to go to jail
but let's make this okay let's get back
sounds scary all right boom you got
yours Twisted right
how long do you think I'd survive in
jail I think you I think you get it cuz
you you you like you know what I'm
saying me I feel like I'm You From The
Trenches we already discussed that you
from the hood I just think I'd Die n n
someone would kill me for sure your s
going to make sure you're righteous so
that's what if I'm going show you how to
make a butt naked you know what I'm
saying I'm giving you the tactic to
survive it all right okay boom you got
that right
uh-huh chips
grab that Bobby
[Applause]
okay how you going to fill it up with
your favorite these your toppings oh
yeah these your toppings toppings yeah
going to chop it off with this right
[Applause]
here I got to make sure
Ste you just opened
them oh cuz in they might be still mhm
are you just wanted to try them it get
ugly okay okay crch them crch them B
that's your seasoning I told you that's
your seasoning
oh that's your salt pepper garlic
sauce that's your whole killer kit right
there right you [Â __Â ] with hot Cheetos
mhm this the dopest this right here
going to turn your spread red M remember
I called you two bees Bobby blood
you see you going to eat a red
bread are you trying to get me in
trouble N I ain't trying to get you in
trouble
okay it's okay to be from the hood you
think being from the that's not a ganger
like you making me choose a side of no
no I ain't making you I wouldn't make
you choose a side okay it's by it's by
it's by choice not by force well I know
but I thought like maybe you were just
nah you from the hood you just fall on
that side I'm just anywhere on any side
yeah you you're a child of the trenches
so when you're a child of the trenches
is wherever you
fall whatever side of the field you fall
on that's what you stand on okay so but
what size okay you know what size you
from I don't you know what size you from
what you up in I grew up in like
Corona yeah Verona only day I Fu with
Verona okay thr them pork rinds in there
them pork rinds is like shrimp you don't
like them no they tastes like shrimp and
it spread you said you don't like shrimp
no I don't like the shrimp seasoning oh
okay okay I [Â __Â ] with shrimp though all
right so once you bust that
down this the man part right here this
why we this why we making a butt naked
or yeah yeah this why we making a year
let me tell you why we making a
year so once you crunch that up put your
chips down and we got to crack this
open you know what I'm saying this the
chicken okay beef and broccoli whatever
you want to call it all
right you know how to open these you
from the
hood crack that open see you trying to
crack it open the proper way what other
way what did you just do look you just
you got to th Thug with me Bobby I'm
trying to I'm trying man listen Thug
with
me see you [Â __Â ] up there you go there
you go Tu with me boom okay so look m
make sure you legitimate make sure it
ain't too watery you legitimate it ain't
too watery okay so this is why I'm not
I'm not spreading with you cuz see in
the gel you got to make your own cuz in
the sale [Â __Â ] be doing this
Bobby
ew we ain't got no knife yeah but like
you can these are like really easy to
tear man listen this how we Thug I told
you Thug with me I'm I'm GNA
okay Bust It Down however you bust it
down
see you been touching all type of [Â __Â ]
in this H and you just using your
fingers like that oh God you're right
see I told you told do you have a fork
at least to eat this yeah we got a fork
to eat it but you can't cut that with no
Fork I'm just saying like yeah we got we
got like a uh what they call them a fork
in a spoon put together oh sport you
can't use that to injure people yeah you
could you can sharpen it you could use
all type [Â __Â ] to injure people but we
ain't in injuring people I was just
wondering if that's allowed see you
trying to that's what I'm saying don't
you listen they injuring [Â __Â ] in there
but we ain't trying to injure nobody we
boo okay you from
Barona I got a couple homies from
Barona I got a couple homies from Barona
bu you do mhm do you think I know them
yeah we probably you probably went to
school with them y locked in they some
uh how can I say Hood famous individuals
okay so I'm pretty sure you likeed in
okay no we ain't gonna say no names we
ain't going to say no names all right so
check it out you got your sausage in
there I mean your uh you got your ear in
there yeah this is really good by the
way tastes delicious
candy you should have been put me on one
of them I hope that we can maybe talk to
JS about putting them in there bro y'all
go platin them I like your that you
about your chicken huh you about your
chicken that's what I function with you
Bobby you know what I'm saying so look
massage it size it in there two bees
Bobby blood this is interesting all
right and then you take your seasoning
remember I told you about your
seasoning yeah isn't I going to make it
n this going to make it candy right here
it's going watch How It Come Together
feel like that's cook up it's going to
become mushy n watch this just just Thug
with me Bobby Thug with me boom now you
got to massage it in there yeah you
can't play with it whip game whip game
got to be proper
Bobby what if I feel like this might be
really good you see it it's coming
together it's buming together huh I'm
telling you I could see this being a Tik
Tok friend man listen this people doing
this at home this what we eating in
there budy
is maybe it will become one all right
you like how yours look not really but I
I don't think I'm ever going to like how
it look so it's okay n just see you
ain't you ain't got no whip gang
property you got to let me show you how
to do
this back to Lacing you tying your shoes
thank you for tying your shoes know I'm
saying holding your hand I got to hold
you hold your hand in the SE now right
there right then you Splash in the
jalapenos we ain't worri about that oh
the cheese the cheese mandatory my fa I
don't eat cheese okay [Â __Â ] the
cheese you can have cheese I don't like
cheese either oh I'm one of them all
right so check it out grab a
spoon um yeah where are they uh uh what
they call it again a SPO a spork oh yeah
we need the spork Bobby okay I'll find
it we're in a rental house and that's
not
it
oh a spoon okay
you think you're surviving this hill
with me no but let's find out right now
oh like will I survive off of this food
well I would just if I don't like it I
would just not combine at all I would
just eat it how would you eat it by
itself is that not an option no that's
boo that's a real but
naked all right you see her soul then
you eat it by herself Bobby all right
you ready yeah
candy well it's actually not bad at all
it ain't no you [Â __Â ] with it yeah same
do you make this not in jail three times
a day that's all you eat n they give you
the no I'm saying outside of jail oh do
I make this outside of jail yeah yeah
when she don't cook then you make this
yeah for her too [Â __Â ] no just to the
necklace I'm to the necklace my kids
don't function with it either have they
tried it yeah they love it
Zeta what's Z what's my favorite kind of
noodles the green see
a what I put in it baby che
che I love them yeah I'll be busting
this down right here so when she don't
cook when she mad at me mhm this my
go-to right here well it's not Bob it's
pretty good it's actually quite a lot of
work though n it ain't that see we was
chopping game if we wasn't chopping game
we would have got straight to Ben that's
a little a one two three okay cuz I was
going to say if you have time to make
this you could probably so look make
something else this standard I ain't
want to get too deep okay CU they got
crazy [Â __Â ] I'm talking about wet
burritos in there Bobby what do you mean
shrimp fried rice oh
um uh uh what's that called sweet and
spicy sweet and spicy Little Pork butter
bust down Galore mhm they got [Â __Â ] in
there you guys are talented chefs yeah
they taught me I just picked up yeah
yeah so they the truth of what they do
you should open a restaurant and [Â __Â ]
with this brand what does what does that
mean this right here why would you [Â __Â ]
with that no I'm saying we just going to
like I'm saying that's what we going to
like you're going to serve that that's
yeah that's what we think that be a good
idea wait no listen I have an idea for
you a real idea you start a restaurant
we can start it together that's what I'm
talking about and then you just cook
jail food but it's only people that were
in jail that were
there and
then and then Innovative now they have
jobs cuz it's hard to get a job after
jail but now you only employ people that
work there I I actually think that would
be really great no I think that I think
make it like luxury prison food you can
use like make it all pretty on a play
yeah Gourmet Gourmet should you do this
yeah Gourmet Galore I think I just
started the biggest thing in La I ain't
going to lie like people come home Bobby
and they be feeding their kids off of
this this is real life yeah but it's
really enjoyable like you learn you some
some mixtures in there that you you come
home with that you you know what I'm
saying you still use like I told you
I'll be using this but uh we might run
up a bag yeah doing that I think it got
to be in the ghetto though okay we can't
have it in like you know what I'm saying
where the where where the thugs don't be
pulling up to no but you're trying to
get rich people to give the money to the
people who have been in jail we got
focus on the rich yeah we're trying to
get the rich cuz we're going to charge a
lot of money for this oh it's we're
helping the people who work there we're
not helping the people who eat there
this is people who Robin Hood I don't
know what that means that mean robing
the rich and bringing it back to the
poor th my Thug look at you so we should
put it in Beverly Hill scar you and it's
going to be like and then they'll feel
like they're doing charity work the rich
people by coming they're like oh look at
us helping back to Pork but really we're
like charging them $70 for a pack of for
a little buz D you know what's crazy
that's what it's like I mean they
already doing that to us these you know
what what these cost on the streets um I
have no idea they probably like a
quarter yeah but in jail they charging
like a dollar $150 now oh you know what
we can do too I'm sorry I'm still
thinking about business one money so
listen we're also going to have you know
when they check out it's only going to
give an option for it's going to be like
tip to charity um and it's like they
have to say no I don't want to help
people no I think it's just say feed the
team and then if no but it's going to
say like yes I want to be a good person
to 50% of my bill or no I am a horrible
person like we're going to have two
options and they're going to they're
going to know they have to give an extra
50% this is going to do great okay well
just call me when you got it all the way
together and then I'm going have to get
it all the way together I yeah okay cuz
I don't have money and you do no you the
listen I heard about you you I told you
I ain't going to keep tell you got more
loaf than all them [Â __Â ] Bobby call
them [Â __Â ] I don't feel like I feel
like you're underestimating how bad I am
with money hell no no I I don't you
can't be worse than me I I promise
you what you be what you be blowing the
bag on um now you got me pocket watching
um like everything like what I don't
know everything everything's so
expensive just like just building into
even throwing back into my business and
stuff of like my podcast no it's I spend
a lot of I I'm not people probably think
I cannot I'm not buying a house for like
the next few years at least no but you
got it though I have I have money I
don't have enough money to start a whole
entire
restaurant yes you do no how much does
that cost nothing the in Beverly Hills
the rent on that see you think in
Beverly Hills see when you already look
the zip codes you talking about right
now that's how we know you got money
Bobby that's how we know they have money
that's why I want to be wait I mean you
know the rich this I've been telling you
if it cost like I I I imagine it cost
like at least half a million dollars to
start a restaurant to start a restaurant
yeah I'll function with that if you
Google my net worth it's like unless
it's updated it's like accurate No and
it's it's not it's like not high I was
like you should have not done that
that's so rude of them to even put that
on they disrespectful huh yeah they
didn't need to do that I like how did
you figure that out to I can watch it I
told you P can watch it yeah hey uh nah
I ain't going to lie I can smell it on
you smell what the money I I'm making so
much more money than I was like six
months ago yeah but I'm just saying I
can't start a business the run it up
Bobby I'm working on it why I have to
remember to okay
Cheers Cheers yeah to another fruitful
year
mhm what you brought me a pres oh you
know I had to get you righteous so look
remember I told you they told me you f
to trenches we ain't going to talk about
what trenches
Barona we talk about what trenches so
you know I had to tap in I had to get
you righteous I'm so 4 and a half too oh
that's your size where are you getting
this information from man my thugs man I
told you I'm like I'm really tied in
when you are these
shoes in
here or did you just use a shoe box I
might I think see listen
see when you dropped that 50 ball on on
Marco it was 25 that look like a 50 Ball
by he said wait you a real one for that
make like you does ball mean a 50 ball
does that mean 50,000 yeah it was 25 it
was 20 it was a 20 ball it was 25 okay
we going to say a 30 ball yeah a 30 ball
all right so uh that's how eight I knew
you was a real one I said sheit BL they
don't make them like you thank you but
anyways right so uh your name is two
bees Bobby blood okay okay Bobby blood
B Bo I had to get you right quit playing
with me wow thank you so
much I've never had these them the all
black them the black on black how did
you get my size I told you the thugs I'm
like them with the thugs you know what
the all black on black mean right no you
ain't no I don't worry about it people
would tell you your people would tell
you they'll lace you yeah you like then
now BL ey let me get a BL ey let me them
on let me get a BL out tell me what it
means n don't worry about it you cuz you
need that when you put these on you you
throw on a black
hoodie you got to throw on the black
hoodie I'm so confused is that does that
mean something else too n I'm like an
actual black hoodie not just a black
hoodie not the black apron okay we're
going to throw thank you very much that
was very nice of you thank you for
coming today too appre for making me
lunch you did that you did that to the
necklace to the necklace to the necklace
naked appreciate you thank you hey I'm
waiting on you to get out this Cale man
and I want to see you do good things out
there Bobby get out this oh cuz we're in
jail together y I want to see you do
good things out there all right stay
treacherous my th like this I got to
show you the shap Boop and then we like
like this Boop and then like I don't
know what top of like that you got it
you got it there we go my dog thank you
very much yeah thank you
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