Met Gala 2024 Fashion Review (brutally honest)

Chris Klemens
7 May 202438:13

Summary

TLDRThe video script is a humorous and candid review of the Met Gala's red carpet fashion, focusing on the event's theme 'Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion' and dress code 'Garden of Life.' The reviewer, with a comedic flair, critiques a variety of outfits worn by celebrities, categorizing them into those that align with the theme and those that miss the mark. Notable mentions include Zendaya's transformational look, Nicole Kidman's Balenciaga-inspired gown, and Kylie Jenner's monochromatic wedding dress. The script humorously discusses the fashion choices, often questioning the relevance to the theme, and provides a light-hearted roast of the event's sartorial selections.

Takeaways

  • 🎉 The Met Gala's theme for the year is 'Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion', which is about celebrating clothing that can no longer be worn due to fragility.
  • 🌟 The dress code for the event is 'Garden of Life', which is expected to inspire outfits featuring plants, flowers, and nature motifs.
  • 👗 The speaker predicts that many attendees will attempt to dress according to the 'Garden of Life' dress code, possibly resulting in a variety of nature-inspired looks.
  • 🕺 Chris Hemsworth, as a co-chair, is criticized for his basic suit, which is seen as not meeting the expectations for someone in his role at the event.
  • 👎 Several outfits are described as not fitting the theme, leading to a sense of disappointment and confusion about the overall coherence of the theme.
  • 👀 The speaker expresses difficulty in recognizing or understanding all the fashion references, acknowledging their own limitations in this area.
  • 🌹 Sarah Jessica Parker and Gigi Hadid are among the celebrities who are noted to have made an impression with their outfits, although not all opinions are positive.
  • 👩‍🦰 Nicole Kidman is praised for her look, which is believed to reference a gown from a Balenciaga book, aligning well with the theme.
  • 🤷‍♀️ There is a general sense of the speaker 'roasting' the outfits and the event, with a humorous and critical tone throughout the script.
  • 📸 The speaker mentions that additional commentary and looks will be available on Patreon, indicating a platform for more in-depth discussion.
  • 🎬 The script is a transcript of a video review, providing a running commentary on the outfits and the event's theme as if the speaker were narrating a video.

Q & A

  • What is the theme for the Met Gala discussed in the script?

    -The theme for the Met Gala is 'Sleeping Beauties: Fashion Reawakening,' which is also the name of the corresponding Metropolitan Museum of Art costume Institute exhibit.

  • What is the dress code for the Met Gala this year?

    -The dress code for the Met Gala is 'Garden of Life,' which is inspired by J.G. Ballard's short story.

  • Who are some of the co-chairs mentioned in the script for the Met Gala?

    -Some of the co-chairs mentioned in the script are Chris Hemsworth, Bad Bunny, Zendaya, and Jennifer Lopez.

  • What is the speaker's opinion on the outfits that are likely to stand out at the Met Gala?

    -The speaker believes that the outfits that will stand out are those that are trying to adhere to the dress code 'Garden of Life' with a lot of plants, flowers, and possibly distressed or disintegrating outfits that reflect the 'Sleeping Beauties' theme.

  • What does the speaker think about the potential for the Met Gala to surprise everyone?

    -The speaker expresses hope that the Met Gala has the potential to 'wow us all' and that they do not end up being wrong about their expectations.

  • Who is the first person mentioned in the script to arrive at the red carpet?

    -The first person mentioned to arrive at the red carpet is Leonardo Delio, accompanied by Jessica.

  • What is the speaker's opinion about the dress worn by the first person they discuss?

    -The speaker finds the dress worn by the first person they discuss to be absolutely disgusting and not at all in line with the 'Sleeping Beauty' theme, comparing it to a Taylor Swift era tour outfit.

  • What is the speaker's approach to discussing the outfits at the Met Gala?

    -The speaker takes a humorous and critical approach, stating that their comments are meant in fun and in the name of comedy.

  • What is the speaker's opinion on Sarah Jessica Parker's outfit?

    -The speaker thinks Sarah Jessica Parker looks phenomenal and appears to be referencing a garment from the past, possibly from the Kentucky Derby.

  • How does the speaker describe their approach to the roast and their understanding of the theme?

    -The speaker acknowledges that they may not understand all the fashion references and that they are trying to connect the dots where they can, while also admitting to potentially misinterpreting the theme.

  • What does the speaker suggest about the outfits worn by some attendees?

    -The speaker suggests that many attendees did not follow the theme and that some outfits were more appropriate for other events, like the Oscars or the Grammys.

Outlines

00:00

🎉 Met Gala 2024: Themed Outfit Critiques

The video script begins with the host humorously addressing the heat and their outfit, setting the scene for the Met Gala 2024. The theme of the event is 'Sleeping Beauties', referencing clothing that's too fragile to wear, and the dress code is 'Garden of Life'. The host predicts that attendees will either dress for the literal garden theme or interpret the reawakening of fashion aspect. They also share their excitement and expectations for the event, mentioning their lack of certainty about who will stand out, and emphasize the importance of having fun with fashion.

05:01

🤔 A Missed Theme: Co-Chairs' Outfits Analyzed

The host critiques the outfits of the Met Gala co-chairs and other attendees, expressing disappointment with some for not adhering to the event's theme. They discuss Chris Hemsworth's basic suit, Bad Bunny's creative ensemble, andZendaya's unique look. The commentary also touches on the outfits of Anna Wintour, Emma Chamberlain, and Jennifer Lopez, among others, with varying degrees of approval and criticism.

10:02

👎 Missed Opportunities on the Red Carpet

The host continues to evaluate the red carpet looks, expressing dissatisfaction with several outfits that did not meet the event's theme. They describe some attire as looking cheap, others as being more suitable for different occasions, and some as simply not making sense in the context of the Met Gala. The critique includes looks from Matt Damon, Harry Styles, and several others, with a mix of disappointment and occasional praise.

15:03

🌹 A Mixed Bag: From Boring to Striking

The host's commentary on the red carpet fashion becomes more varied, with some outfits receiving praise for their creativity and adherence to the theme, while others are criticized for being basic or unoriginal. Notable mentions include AO edab beiri's simple dress, John O Conor's black tux, and Dan Levy's patterned outfit. The host also humorously discusses their physical reactions to the outfits and the overall experience of reviewing the fashion.

20:03

😲 Shock and Awe: Striking Looks Elicit Strong Reactions

The host reacts to a series of outfits that range from disappointing to stunning. They critique Ariana Grande's custom dress, El Fanning's delicate gown, and Kylie Minogue's Diesel ensemble. The commentary highlights the host's struggle to identify a clear theme among the outfits and their personal bewilderment at some of the fashion choices, including those of Jenny Kim and Natasha Poonawalla.

25:04

🏆 Standout Looks Amidst the Chaos

The host identifies standout looks from the event, such as those worn by Charlie XCX, Nicole Kidman, and Kuana Chasing Horse, while also calling out looks that missed the mark, like Zoe Saldana's outfit. The summary acknowledges the host's exhaustion from the fashion critique and their need to conclude the video. The host also invites viewers to share their opinions on the best and worst dressed and promotes additional content on Patreon.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Met Gala

The Met Gala, formally called the Costume Institute Gala, is an annual fundraising event for the benefit of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute in New York City. It is widely regarded as one of the most exclusive and high-profile fashion events in the world. In the script, the Met Gala is the central event being discussed, with the speaker critiquing various outfits worn by celebrities attending the gala.

💡Theme

A theme in the context of the Met Gala refers to the central concept or idea that the event's fashion and exhibits are meant to revolve around. The script mentions 'Sleeping Beauties' and 'Garden of Life' as the themes, which are meant to inspire the fashion choices of the attendees. The speaker often refers to these themes when evaluating the outfits, noting when they align or deviate from the intended concepts.

💡Red Carpet

The red carpet at the Met Gala is where celebrities are photographed and interviewed upon arrival. It is a significant part of the event as it showcases the fashion and is where the public gets a glimpse of the attendees' outfits. The script frequently mentions the red carpet, discussing the looks presented there and the impressions they make.

💡Outfit Roast

An outfit roast is a humorous or critical commentary on the fashion choices made by individuals, often in a lighthearted or satirical manner. The speaker engages in an outfit roast throughout the script, providing personal opinions on the outfits worn by various celebrities at the Met Gala, with a focus on how well they fit the event's theme.

💡Archival Fashion

Archival fashion refers to clothing that is historically significant and has been preserved in archives, often due to its cultural or artistic value. The script mentions 'Sleeping Beauties' as a theme, which is interpreted as a celebration of clothing that can no longer be worn because of its fragility, indicating a focus on archival fashion.

💡Co-chairs

The co-chairs of the Met Gala are individuals who help organize and oversee the event. They are often celebrities or influential figures in fashion and society. In the script, the speaker mentions several co-chairs, such as Chris Hemsworth, Bad Bunny, and Zendaya, and discusses their outfits in the context of their roles.

💡Dress Code

A dress code is a set of rules or guidelines for attire that is expected or required for a particular event. The Met Gala often has a specific dress code that relates to its theme. The script references the 'Garden of Life' dress code, which is expected to inspire attendees to incorporate elements of nature into their outfits.

💡Fashion References

Fashion references in the context of the Met Gala could mean the deliberate inclusion of elements from past fashion trends, designer collections, or iconic outfits as a nod to history or to make a statement. The speaker discusses the outfits in terms of whether they reference or pay homage to past fashions, particularly in relation to the theme of 'Sleeping Beauties.'

💡Distressed Fashion

Distressed fashion involves clothing that is intentionally designed to look worn, damaged, or aged to create a particular aesthetic. The script mentions distressed and disintegrating outfits as a possible direction that attendees might take in their fashion choices to align with the theme of reawakening fragile, archived clothing.

💡Custom Designs

Custom designs are outfits that are specifically created for an individual, often tailored to their preferences and the requirements of a particular event. The Met Gala frequently features custom designs from renowned fashion houses. The speaker comments on various outfits, some of which are noted as custom, and evaluates them based on their originality and adherence to the event's theme.

💡Fashion Critique

Fashion critique involves the analysis and evaluation of clothing and style, often with an emphasis on design, construction, and the ability to convey a certain aesthetic or message. The entire script is a fashion critique, with the speaker offering their opinions on the outfits worn by celebrities at the Met Gala, focusing on how well they represent the event's theme and dress code.

Highlights

The theme for the Met Gala is 'Sleeping Beauties: Fashion Reawakening', celebrating clothing that can no longer be worn due to fragility.

The dress code for the event is 'Garden of Life', which is expected to inspire outfits featuring plants, flowers, and nature motifs.

The speaker predicts that many attendees will attempt to dress for the 'Garden of Life' theme, possibly resulting in a variety of nature-inspired looks.

Some attendees are expected to embrace the 'Reawakening fashion' aspect, possibly wearing distressed or disintegrating outfits that reference archived pieces.

The speaker humorously expresses uncertainty about predicting the best looks, to avoid potential disappointment.

The video includes a comedic roast of various outfits worn by celebrities at the Met Gala, with a focus on how well they fit the event's theme.

Leonardo Delio and Jessica fatty Mikel's outfits are criticized for not aligning with the 'Sleeping Beauty' fragility concept.

Gwendolyn Christie's look is praised for its vision and beauty, even though it may not directly match the theme.

Chris Hemsworth's basic suit is roasted for its simplicity, especially considering his role as a co-chair of the event.

Bad Bunny is commended for his unique and visionary outfit, which, despite not being a direct reference, is appreciated for its creativity.

Anna Wintour's outfit is described as bland, with a comparison made to curdled milk, indicating a lack of thematic adherence.

Emma Chamberlain's custom Jean Paul Gaultier dress is noted for its archival feel and fragility, tying back to the 'Garden of Life' dress code.

Zendaya's outfit is compared to a RuPaul's Drag Race challenge, with a focus on its modern reconstruction and deconstructed elements.

JLo's dress is appreciated for its holes and distressed look, aligning with the 'Reawakening fashion' aspect of the theme.

Matt Damon's basic tuxedo is criticized for its lack of creativity at an event that calls for unique and thematic outfits.

The speaker humorously offers commentary on their own attire, comparing it to a Domino's driver and expressing a desire for comfort.

Transcripts

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did someone say

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Garden okay we're just going to take

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that off because I am already collecting

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sweat and that is also what insane hi

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everybody what is up guys it is here the

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first Monday in May which means it is

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the video of all videos aside from

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Coachella me Galla is probably one of my

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most requested outfit roasts now the

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theme for this me Galla is Sleeping

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Beauties we reacing on the fion can you

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say

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magnetic just keep going Reawakening

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fashion which is also the name of the

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corresponding Metropolitan Museum of Art

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costume Institute exhibit that was a

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mouthful vog said that this theme

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doesn't mean like Sleeping Beauty as in

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like the brothers Grim or Disney but

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more so like the celebration of clothing

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that can no longer be worn ever again

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because it's so fragile and are thus

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Sleeping Beauties in archives around the

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world just so poetic now on top of the

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theme the dress code is Garden of Life

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hence why I started the video looking

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like AA Garden on shrooms but the garden

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of time was inspired by JG Ballard's

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short story where account and accst live

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in a utopian Villa and have like a very

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Lush Garden a lot of people have asked

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me who I really think is going to like

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pop off this year and I have no idea

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because there is no need to hold people

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to expectations because you only end up

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what disappointed if I had predict

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anything I think a majority of looks are

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going to fall under two different

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categories one people trying to dress

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for the dress code being Garden of time

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so I think we're going to see a lot of

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like plants and flowers and maybe some

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Airy look looks I swear to God if

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someone isn't an inflatable sumo suit

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from Halloween spirit I'm going to be

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pissed also like animal prints and

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things like that so I think there's

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going to be like a whole nature side of

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the red carpet however I think the girls

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who get it are going to really come

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knocking hard on The Reawakening fashion

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aspect I'm expecting people to be in

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like a lot of shears maybe some

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distressed and disintegrating outfits I

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think would be really neat or what I'm

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personally most scared of is people

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making direct references to pieces that

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can no longer be worn because they're an

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archive I am not great at clocking

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fashion references considering that my

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brain has reached a level of rot that

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even scientists are astounded by but I

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do think that this meca has potential to

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really wow us all and I swear to God I

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hope I do not eat these words so girls

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please make like my Domino's driver last

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night and deliver now before we get into

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the roast I just want to say that this

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is all meant in fun and just and the

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name of Comedy I'm just having fun

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talking it's not that deep guys

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will I understand the reference to all

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of these no will I understand the

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reference to half of these probably

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still no Girls We're Here for a Good

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Time not a long time I am going to be

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doing an additional few looks on patreon

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patreon.com Chris Clemens and I also

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want to say this weekend I'm going to be

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in Chicago with two hot takes I'm

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joining a few of their tour stops so be

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sure to check out my link tree down

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below there's still tickets left to

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Chicago and New York very few though so

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you don't want to miss it all right guys

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it's time to join the weight staff at

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the Met Gala because we're serving roast

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that was so dumb girls take your seats

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people have started arriving to the red

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carpet the garden party is starting

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because looks are trickling in first up

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we have Leonardo Delio and Jessica s

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fatty hi fatty Mikel I am so sorry if

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I'm pronouncing those wrong I am in fact

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not a tour guide of whatever Italian

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Museum this apparently is wow that is

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what they are wearing and I suddenly

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don't feel bad at all I'm sorry he just

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looks like the person who is having the

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best time at the Frat party and then she

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is at the meala and

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aviators we're going to look past the

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aviators and also the hair because

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apparently she looked past the hair as

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well like babe come on you couldn't have

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even used a straight iron there's

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nothing about this dress that's giving

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Sleeping Beauty mostly because this

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dress looks quite literally the opposite

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of fragile I wouldn't be shocked to find

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out that this dress is bulletproof that

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being said it's absolutely disgusting

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I'm so sorry to be starting this out on

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such a horrible note but like come on

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why does this look like a Taylor Swift

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era tour outfit drawn by memory this

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looks so bad like come on give me a $500

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gift card to Michaels a hot glue gun and

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an out and I will give you something far

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Cher than this it's giving 5 minute

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crafts okay I've got to move on next up

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we have gwendel and Christie and she

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looks beautiful and I think this might

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be one of those references I won't know

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until afterwards and then feel stupid

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about and then on the other hand I don't

04:17

really get Garden from this if anything

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I'm getting like Marie and twanette tea

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party that might be in a garden but I

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have to say there's a whole Vision she

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looks phenomenal and I'm here for it I I

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like it do I think it matches the theme

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literally not at all does it match the

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dress code I still don't think so but

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she looks gorgeous and compared to the

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last person the bar is already starting

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off solo so go off gwendel and chrisy

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next up we have a waste of time oh I'm

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sorry Chris Hemsworth okay normally I

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would roast a white man for wearing a

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basic suit however Chris Hemsworth is

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one of the co-chairs of this mother Gala

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I'm sorry but if you're a co-chair for

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the me Gala and you roll up looking like

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this you should not only be denied

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access into the event but you should be

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shot in the forehead okay maybe that's a

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little far Chris Hemsworth you are not a

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sight for Thor eyes this is just

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disgusting like off anyways we're

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going to get past this real quick or I'm

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Australian and I'm hot therefore the bar

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is so low for me go suck on Thor's

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wrench or whatever Thor carries next up

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we have Bad Bunny another co-chair for

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this event and hey Chris Hemsworth how

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you doing mate take note please I'm

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loving the vision Bad Bunny is giving I

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don't really understand how it equates

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to Sleeping Beauties or a garden party

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but based off of gwendel and Christie

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and him coming with a full vision I'm

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starting to think that maybe I don't

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understand the assignment in terms of

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the outfit I'm obsessed with waist up

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and the shoes the pants Bad Bunny take

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away the bunny the pants are just bad

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never mind take that out I thought that

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they were black with a blue top it's all

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Navy okay much better still hate the red

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stripe but like this little Pillsbury

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Doughboy Lord farquad hat with these

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glasses and the margel of it all I

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really like I love it in fact I feel

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like going with Marella for this meala

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was a really smart idea because a lot of

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Marella stuff is already kind of

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deconstructed or distressed or

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disintegrating and this is kind of

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giving across the vibe of like fragile

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clothing the seams are coming undone and

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Bad Bunny what is that my zipper's

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coming no Chris stop next up we have the

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reason for the season an a win tour and

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oh my God we're both wearing Le that's

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so embarrassing one of us has to change

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you Anna you it's really incredible how

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she continues to stay just blander than

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curdled milk I want to like this look

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because it's l and I love L I would like

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to Le ve this goodbye it's really not

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giving anything special I like the outer

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coat and then it wasn't just a bunch of

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flowers and put on there but like if you

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took away the flowers she looks like she

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is either attending a funeral or

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applying to become a high priestess it's

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fine because it's l next up we have Emma

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Chamberlain who is in custom Jean Paul

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gotier which I think is is referencing

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like a 2003 Couture collection there's

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flowers and nature motifs on the dress

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and in the lace that tie back to

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obviously the garden of Time dress code

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but even if you can't clock the

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reference this feels like something that

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is so archival and from a different time

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and that looks very fragile the way I

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would fart and rip a hole in this next

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up we have the one and only Zena who is

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also a co-chair of this year's me Gala

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again the way that this feels like of a

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different time yet very modernly

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reconstructed okay hear me out does this

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not look like Zena took part in a

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RuPaul's Drag Grace Maxi Challenge and

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had a hot glue gun maybe two even on

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hand like does this look great

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absolutely it's Zena of course it does

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does it look like she was also just safe

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in The Challenge yeah does she also look

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like she could be at the capital in

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Hunger Games maybe all right next up we

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have JLo who is the fourth and final

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co-chair of this year's me Gala I'm not

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going to lie I actually really love

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JLo's dress in this I think that this

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dress is gorgeous and I can't believe

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I'm saying that about a dress that JLo

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was wearing but to me this feels like a

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dress that was found and wasn't archived

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or stored correctly and there's just

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some holes anywhere and I think that

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this is really exceptional for JLo I

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think the shoulders are really

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interesting and fascinating to look at

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and then I have to mention the rest why

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does it look like that on the top of

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your head at the me Gala that you are a

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co-chair of babe I know it's a humid day

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in New York today say this is crazy it

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is a bummer that her hair looks so

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busted next up we have Matt Damon and

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his wife which I really should know her

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name and not his because I mean I really

08:40

shouldn't know either of their names

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what in the wedding is happening are you

08:43

guys getting married excuse me to the

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guy who executed Chris Hemsworth at the

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door I've got your next one another one

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thank you when will basic tuxes get

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banned from the Met crazy how Matt Damon

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went from born identity to bored

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identity next up we have Harry and Jill

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Carman I'm really just starting to feel

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like this theme is Victorian with a mix

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of the capital from Hunger Games like am

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I even really seeing a theme in this or

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do I just know the theme and I'm trying

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to connect dots where I can Jill is

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giving very Gothic garden party and I

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kind of love it I do think that it does

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look a little Tucky I do think that she

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has like a vision going on I just do

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think she needs the assistance of like

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lasic and then we get to Harry and this

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feels I mean a little bit better than a

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tux he's just giving me like where's my

09:33

Chariot we have to go to the

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Opera you know no that's okay I don't

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either I don't know I just don't feel

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like many people are following a theme

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and I feel like I'm about to throw my

09:42

back out trying to reach for these

09:44

people next up we have Derek Blasberg

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and Derek you look like asberg yeah I

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can't believe someone who was once the

09:51

head of fashion at YouTube is wearing

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this to a meala and then the twink next

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to him gets the same ruling just in Navy

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I guess I am sort of seeing Sleeping

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Beauties now um I'm seeing two beauties

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who need to be put to sleep next up we

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have Gustav Magner Wido when I first saw

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this I really loved it because I didn't

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see a tux anywhere in sight however now

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seeing it without fresh eyes a lot of

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this is giving spirit Halloween are

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those Toms oh not the toms well at least

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some kid in Africa got a pair of shoes

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out of this look I'm sorry if I'm

10:22

missing a reference of some beauty that

10:24

is sleeping and wants to be reawakened

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this is looking more like the movie 3 00

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cosplay than it is any sort of fashion

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reference it took a lot of courage to

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probably wear Toms to the mat next up we

10:37

have leam Michelle who's doing herself

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no favor with the not able to read

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rumors because I don't think she read

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the theme of this meala I'm sorry but it

10:45

looks like she's going to a maternity

10:46

shoot because she just found out the

10:47

little onion growing in her stomach as a

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boy I've literally seen pregnancy shoots

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that look more on theme than this does

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this looks cheap it looks like it was

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made this year in a factory in China but

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at least she put on flowers for the

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garden

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I'm getting Garden babe kindergarten

11:01

next up we have Mindy King I would not

11:04

say that she is King it I think that

11:06

this is really beautiful it fits her

11:08

gorgeously she looks great in it I don't

11:12

understand one hint of garden it really

11:14

is a bummer this was one of the few

11:15

times Mindy King has actually served

11:18

because it's just so off theme I guess

11:20

this is maybe like the airiness of the

11:23

garden you know how I was saying in the

11:24

intro some people might do airiness this

11:26

isn't the sumo suit I wanted but it

11:28

looks great it just doesn't make sense

11:31

actually after looking at it enough I

11:33

will say that I am getting Garden it is

11:35

Olive Garden but it's Garden nonetheless

11:38

you cannot tell me this doesn't look

11:39

like unlimited pasta I don't know where

11:41

the red sauce is but can we can we get

11:43

some waiter next up we have Seth Meers

11:45

and Alexi Ash I believe is her name

11:48

guide the front doors another one I mean

11:50

standing next to Seth Meyers his wife

11:51

looks like a mastermind but that being

11:54

said it looks like the bottom of her

11:56

dress had glue on it and she walked

11:58

through the cheapest chicken chicken

11:59

feathers Michaels had to offer and then

12:01

if you take away that little arts and

12:02

crafts trip at Michaels it's just a

12:04

plain dress from JC Penney and the hair

12:07

I mean get it away from me next up we

12:10

have Andy Cohen and Sarah Jessica Parker

12:12

I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks

12:14

phenomenal I do also feel like she came

12:16

directly from the Kentucky Derby I mean

12:18

this has to be a reference to some

12:21

garment because she is like the queen of

12:23

New York she can't just be coming here

12:25

in a random but pretty dress like that

12:28

just can't be and Andy Cohen straight up

12:30

looks homophobic hey Andy look me

12:32

straight in my dead eyes what the

12:34

is this what the is this you sit in

12:38

between groups of Housewives on The

12:40

Daily you practically own Bravo and this

12:44

is what you were death to all of them oh

12:47

next up we have Wendy Murdoch the only

12:49

Reawakening this dress is giving me is

12:51

that it was bought from skims and I wore

12:53

it as my pajama dress and I woke up in

12:55

it I'm not joking take away the little

12:56

shoulder bead Bonanza and all you have

12:58

is a dress that I'm pretty sure skims is

13:00

selling in they like women's Valentine's

13:02

shop borp if Wendy Murdoch is like of

13:05

the Murdoch family I'm going to be so

13:07

mad you have every money you have every

13:09

money you have all the money and all the

13:11

connections in the world and you came in

13:13

the skims Valentine's Day shop next up

13:15

we have raw alandro and I don't know if

13:19

suddenly I'm looking at a pictures from

13:21

the vma's red carpet what is happening

13:23

okay here's the bar ignore what this is

13:25

okay black tuxes this outfit thank you

13:28

for for your service little bar like

13:30

does he look hot and sexy absolutely he

13:33

looks phenomenal I feel crazy getting

13:35

worked up over what some rich person

13:36

wore to some rich event I realize how

13:39

dumb it is in the grand scheme of

13:40

everything but if you want to look hot

13:42

on a red carpet there's approximately 98

13:45

other events in the year that you can do

13:47

that on you're at the Met Gala next up

13:49

we have Amba mod and I love this low

13:53

dress I remember seeing this when it

13:55

first came out and thinking what a fun

13:58

gorgeous dress and I know that it is

14:00

probably nodding to some sort of dress

14:03

or garment that existed in a previous

14:06

time however this feels like a very

14:08

simple easy way out of it I understand

14:11

that not everybody gets customade looks

14:13

for the mech Gala and if you're going to

14:15

pull a Runway dress I think this is a

14:17

great one to do for this theme I just

14:19

feel like this would be better at like

14:21

the Oscars or the Grammys or the Golden

14:22

Globes Will I take it in the sea of 5

14:25

minute crafts and black tuxes absolutely

14:28

next up we have Alton Mason there will

14:30

never be a time where Alton Mason

14:32

doesn't just absolutely smack me across

14:34

the face and have my full undivided

14:36

attention he is in Tom Brown and mother

14:39

do I want those shoes those pants and

14:41

that jacket and that body and that face

14:43

yeah okay I just want to be Alton Mason

14:46

if it weren't for the comforter that

14:47

smartly lined the back of the jacket

14:50

this wouldn't really be giving me a

14:52

whole lot I think he looks phenomenal

14:54

and I think it looks phenomenal on him

14:56

however it does just feel like we put

14:59

put a comforter Motif on the train

15:01

speaking of comforters I would love to

15:03

just be in bed right now next up we have

15:04

AO edab beiri and here she is with that

15:06

invite that says Garden of time this is

15:09

very basic I don't think it's anything

15:11

special I think it's beautiful on her I

15:14

will say till the day I die I hate this

15:16

neckline this neckline Works 1%

15:19

of the time is 1% of the time in the

15:20

room with us right now no she is not

15:23

this dress feels more appropriate Like A

15:25

Mother's Day brunch than it does right

15:26

now on the me Gala carpet I think she

15:28

looks beautiful and I am always rooting

15:30

for her what of Lov just almost anything

15:35

else next up we have John O Conor I just

15:37

saw Challengers he makes me a little

15:40

damp downtown so I've got to get through

15:42

this one quick I don't know where I

15:43

stand on this one and I think pretty

15:44

privilege is really outweighing the

15:46

scales on this one I think that this

15:48

black tux might be the one exception I

15:52

have tonight I'm sorry the way that

15:54

those two pieces of fabric come down as

15:56

the Train the way that this makes me

15:58

want to get on OIC become rail thin and

16:00

exclusively wear this outfit is

16:02

disgusting quite frankly I understand

16:05

that if you took away those two little

16:06

trains this would just be a black tux I

16:09

hear it the boots being a bedazzled Le

16:11

like Chelsea boot really is so hot and I

16:14

think as a fun twist to the whole garden

16:16

thing this is a very like middle of the

16:18

road outfit almost teetering onto boring

16:21

God I'm sorry but those little coattails

16:23

are just like this guy I want to ride

16:24

them oh

16:27

that next up we have Dan Levy who is

16:30

serving Bushwick gay goes to a wedding

16:33

my back seems to have healed and my

16:34

scoliosis seems to be gone because I am

16:36

reaching again but I feel like this is

16:40

really beautiful and I sort of see the

16:42

play on Reawakening Beauty in terms of

16:45

this pattern fading away into the top

16:47

and becoming Bland and boring I don't

16:50

know if that was the idea but I am sort

16:52

of seeing that like if you don't

16:53

properly preserve garments they will

16:55

fade into nothingness and lose the

16:57

beauty of it I feel like out of

17:00

everything we've seen this is very fine

17:02

you know it's thanks Dan next up we have

17:04

Donald Glover and I know this has

17:06

nothing to do with the me galine but why

17:08

does it not look like he'd be able to

17:09

ride the bumper cars at a state fair I

17:11

don't know if the fit of the suit and

17:13

the color and all of this is supposed to

17:14

evoke like a different time period but

17:17

I'm not getting like a direct reference

17:19

to anything here it honestly just looks

17:21

like an ill-fitting suit that like UPS

17:23

gives its workers in case two of them

17:25

end up getting married and they all have

17:26

to go to a wedding I'm so sorry to

17:28

Donald Glover you are so talented in so

17:30

many ways this is not one of the ways

17:33

next up we have Jamie Doran and yes you

17:35

little 1980s Finance Wall Street bro you

17:39

better raise those stocks or something

17:42

I'm not really seeing the vision here at

17:45

all regarding a garden if anything it's

17:48

giving Garden of Eden where the first

17:50

sin took place this being the first sin

17:53

it's crazy he was 50 Shades of Gray

17:55

because this is 50 Shades of me I can't

17:57

believe what I'm about to say but but

17:58

I'd prefer a black tux next up we have

18:00

Tyla and I think her outfit in the

18:04

context of the theme is really

18:06

interesting this is one of the dresses

18:08

that I feel like was supposed to be a

18:10

reference like in 50 years you will not

18:12

be able to wear this dress because it

18:14

was made specifically for her and

18:16

probably will fall apart by then there's

18:18

something about that that I find really

18:20

interesting and I don't feel like I'm

18:22

really even reaching like the scoliosis

18:24

feels great I wouldn't say it feels

18:26

great but you you get the gist I don't

18:27

know I think for her first magala it

18:29

works and I think it's really cool and

18:31

I'm sure that this dress will actually

18:32

probably start falling apart by the time

18:34

she leaves I just know if I was her I

18:37

would have rather been in Turks and caos

18:38

than this because in both scenarios she

18:40

has sand up her and I'd rather be on a

18:42

beach with a daquiri in my hand next up

18:44

we have Sabrina Harrison and this

18:46

absolutely stunning and breathtaking I'm

18:49

assuming that this is scaparelli and

18:51

this is just truly a work of art I'm

18:53

really starting to think that people

18:55

thought that there were two different

18:56

themes Garden of time or Sleeping

18:59

Beauties because I'm definitely getting

19:01

Garden of time with this dress I mean

19:03

not through any sort of floral Motif but

19:05

because of the 990,000 watch faces I see

19:08

staring at me this almost looks like a

19:10

Gustav climp painting like it is so

19:13

beautiful and I don't even know or care

19:16

if it fits the theme because I think

19:18

that this is just truly a work of art I

19:20

do have to ask though do you get ESPN

19:22

with that next up we have Jordan Roth

19:25

and I really do see the vision and I

19:27

like this risk being taken unfortunately

19:31

it just looks very cheap and almost

19:33

looks like a ghillie suit like you could

19:35

literally blend in with anybody's Hedges

19:37

with this I don't know I feel like if

19:39

the craftsmanship was a little more

19:40

polished this would have a much more

19:42

impacting effect it unfortunately just

19:44

looks like a bunch of gum placed on a

19:46

subway pole next up we have mine Klein

19:48

and I feel inclined to speed right

19:51

through this because this is really just

19:53

so boring so simple so not steamed what

19:57

is that about here I am sitting thinking

19:59

that my curtains aren't steamed enough

20:01

for this video meanwhile these curtains

20:03

look like they got steamed and pressed

20:05

compared to this what is happening I

20:07

mean don't get me wrong she looks

20:08

phenomenal you could put her in a

20:10

grocery store dumpster and she would

20:11

look phenomenal I just feel like so many

20:13

outfits were seen tonight are a basic

20:15

dress and a bunch of fabric roses glued

20:18

on it's okay Chris soon this will be

20:20

over and you will be stoned next up we

20:22

have Zoe salana and no salana what the

20:28

is this this looks like that she had a

20:29

Chloe ad campaign at 5 and the mechala

20:31

at 6 this should be denied entry I'm

20:34

shocked I've had friends dress more on

20:36

theme for this me Gala for a birthday

20:38

dinner than this outfit could ever be

20:41

what oh my God I need every piece of

20:43

email correspondence that led to this if

20:45

any next up we have Coleman Domingo and

20:48

I think that this may be one of the very

20:51

few times that this man disappoints me

20:52

on a red carpet maybe the only time I'm

20:55

starting to think that I am ignorant

20:57

when it comes to to fragile archival

21:00

men's suits because I'm not getting

21:02

anything here I understand that the

21:04

flowers are the nod to the Gard of time

21:07

the only Garden I'm getting is AA Garden

21:10

as in short and stout it looks like

21:12

someone stretched him in One Direction

21:14

and forgot to stretch them in the other

21:16

it just is really shocking it's just

21:18

really shocking honestly I really do

21:20

like the sleeves and the pants I just

21:21

feel like the proportions are

21:24

Preposterous I fear that the proportions

21:26

are Preposterous next up we have Michael

21:29

Arden the okay totally I think he is so

21:34

on theme if the theme was Duck Dynasty I

21:37

I I that's all I yeah that's all that

21:40

I'm going to say I I I next up we have

21:42

Alex sharp I don't know who you are I

21:44

don't know how this even ties into the

21:45

theme but I love this you know what if

21:49

you're not going to give us a theme give

21:50

us at least a good look a good outfit

21:53

the need that I feel coursing through my

21:55

veins to have this in my closet is

21:57

frightening I think the this is so fun

21:59

so cool so sick without being too kitchy

22:03

I mean and on top of all of that he is

22:05

keeping not one but two eyes out for

22:07

Selena he's got the mind of a mastermind

22:09

but for real I don't think this has

22:11

anything to do with the theme but listen

22:13

I will take a look and that may be

22:14

another one because I love this suit

22:17

next up we have Jame scon and his wife

22:20

and I think that this is ABS next up we

22:22

have wisdom K wisdom Kai I literally

22:25

don't know I need to just strictly stare

22:27

at this I'm like shaking this

22:30

is this is just absolute perfection I

22:33

don't care if it's on theme or not

22:34

honestly this is beyond I hope that

22:37

every in a tux at this event talks to

22:39

wisdom because they need more of what

22:42

wisdom I could stare at this for the

22:43

rest of the day I there's just no words

22:45

this is perfection next up we have Eva

22:47

Chen and I understand where she's going

22:52

with this of like the disintegration and

22:55

the dying and all of that different

22:58

thing the fact that you can see the

23:00

skirt underneath all of this end at the

23:02

thigh is just disrupting and I think

23:05

kind of ruins the whole thing I think if

23:06

the dress underneath went all the way

23:08

down to her ankles this would be

23:10

phenomenal I really do I think that that

23:12

would change this entire moment I do

23:14

think it's interesting I just hate the

23:16

cut off of the skirt where it is I think

23:18

it's extremely distracting I'll say that

23:20

this is on theme considering that it

23:21

feels more on theme than most of them it

23:23

just also kind of feels cheapened or

23:25

made basic because of the skirt

23:27

underneath next up we have little X I

23:29

love this but I would love it lounging

23:31

on my couch on 50 mg I don't want to see

23:34

any more H&M on the runway oh my God I

23:36

swear to God I'm wearing the pants I'm

23:38

wearing the same thing who wore it best

23:41

I mean don't answer that cuz I know it's

23:42

not me but shut the up I think he looks

23:45

hot but it really sort of ends there

23:47

next up we have breed Larson who is

23:49

wearing Prada I believe this is really

23:51

really horrible the only redeeming part

23:53

of this outfit is that I totally

23:55

remembered it summer and now that I have

23:57

family dinner and we're outside I need

23:59

to get those things that are like meshed

24:01

to put over the dishes so no flies get

24:03

into it thank you Bri next up we have

24:05

Cynthia Aro Cynthia AR

24:08

no no oh Cynthia this is put in the Y in

24:13

DIY I made a Beyonce costume for a

24:15

friend's 30th birthday that looked more

24:18

put together than those this is really

24:20

baffling I feel like I'm in the Twilight

24:21

Zone this is my first meala filming in

24:23

my home studio which has no windows guys

24:27

I feel like I'm going insane like what

24:29

are any of these outfits anymore I'm an

24:31

archived garment cuz I am coming undone

24:34

oh perfect timing we have Kiki Palmer

24:36

whose outfit literally looks like it's

24:38

becoming undone honestly my night test

24:40

in shining armor thank God for Kiki

24:42

Palmer because I think she looks great

24:44

and I think that this Falls somewhere on

24:46

theme I mean I don't even know what the

24:48

theme was if it came up and beat the

24:50

out of me I'm going

24:52

crazy next up we have Ariana Grande in

24:55

custom L this whole corset bodice part

24:58

is mother of pearl and I think that this

25:01

is really beautiful I think it's very

25:03

simple but I mean at least it looks

25:05

polished my God Cynthia Aro oh baby girl

25:09

next up we have El Fanning who looks

25:11

like she has two little birdies on her

25:13

shoulder helping cellophane her right up

25:16

I think this dress is absolutely

25:17

beautiful I think it's so fun and I

25:20

think it really was just executed

25:22

gorgeously I feel like this is one of

25:24

those dresses this year on the carpet

25:25

that's like really referencing being a

25:27

dress that will have to be preserved or

25:30

like won't be able to be worn again at

25:32

least that's what I'm telling myself and

25:34

that's enough next up we have this

25:36

person who I am so sorry I don't know

25:38

why your name isn't here what I do know

25:40

is that you ate this up I don't think I

25:42

can make it clear enough I don't know if

25:44

this is on theme anymore I don't know if

25:46

any of these people know what's on theme

25:47

anymore but this to me is giving a full

25:50

fantasy start to finish it's giving a

25:52

nice Baroque Vibe there's flying

25:54

off of it I mean party yeah I mean it's

25:58

like hard to judge this when I'm

26:00

thinking about literal Chris Hemsworth

26:02

looking like oppenheim group's newest

26:03

realtor next up we have Kylie manogue in

26:06

diesel and this Mah mwah mwah this

26:10

diesel collection was made for this

26:12

theme all you bit didn't need to be

26:14

getting diesel for Coachella what you

26:16

should have been doing is getting diesel

26:17

for the Mecha the way that diesel uses

26:20

distressing and sheer fabric it's just

26:23

absolutely genius Glenn Martins is a

26:25

genius I think she looks great I also

26:27

did thinks she looked like Hillary Duff

26:29

which begs the question why is Hillary

26:31

Duff not here next up we have Jenny Kim

26:34

from black pink I believe and she is

26:36

winning the I don't give a War like

26:39

girl what is this like don't get me

26:42

wrong she looks gorgeous she looks

26:43

stunning but truly if you took away the

26:46

train she would be a figure skater at

26:47

the Olympics and listen K-pop Army don't

26:49

come for me okay it's just the truth

26:51

next up we have Natasha Puna Wala and I

26:54

think that this is mesmerizing I think

26:57

that this is absolutely absolutely

26:58

gorgeous I'm assuming that this is

27:00

Marella all of this distressing is

27:03

exactly what I think of some of these

27:05

archived dresses looking like if anybody

27:07

tried wearing them I'm not getting a

27:09

single thing about garden of time but

27:11

honestly I don't care because I like the

27:13

look here's our good friend the bar he

27:15

got lower that's crazy next up we have

27:18

Rita Aura who is wearing what I would

27:21

believe people with hippie parents would

27:23

call a door I'm sorry why is she giving

27:25

like bead curtain that people put across

27:27

the door that's all I'm seeing I'm not

27:29

going to lie though for someone who has

27:30

anti- serf running through their veins

27:32

she looks kind of good she is also

27:34

wearing a bead curtain there's

27:37

enough people here where I'm tempted to

27:39

remake some of these I mean like this is

27:40

one Amazon purchase that's it next up we

27:43

have Georgina Chapman and I think that

27:45

this is absolutely Exquisite and she

27:47

looks stunning I think the dress is very

27:49

clearly giv Garden of time with the

27:51

dress being a giant flower I don't know

27:53

if it's referencing a specific dress but

27:55

this definitely feels like a gown I

27:58

would see in a fashion history book I

28:00

don't know why and I don't know how to

28:01

explain it but that's how I feel and

28:02

that's just how I feel okay next up we

28:04

have Christian Cohen and Sam Smith and

28:06

this makes me visibly upset because I

28:09

will never have that life I dreamed of

28:11

with Christian Cohen all I've learned in

28:13

this video is that no one knows what the

28:15

theme is and I am down bad I have to say

28:17

I don't think this is anything special I

28:19

will say I think the idea of the Rose

28:22

being like a needle holding Fabric in

28:24

place is really interesting and I

28:26

thought it was really smart other wise

28:28

this looks exactly like what

28:30

conservatives are fighting against which

28:32

guys we have to vote this year please

28:34

next up we have Chris Jenner who looks

28:36

like Chris Jenner attending the ma Gala

28:38

every single year wearing head to toe

28:41

white and making all of your daughter's

28:42

names start with k this is what we in

28:44

the industry call a choice next up we

28:46

have Jack harlo no next up we have Gigi

28:50

Hadid who is wearing Tom Brown and it

28:52

looks like the jacket is falling off to

28:55

reveal a dress if there wasn't a giant

28:58

flower over her flower I would not get a

29:01

garden theme from this at all in fact I

29:03

would think wow this is a gorgeous

29:05

wedding dress I mean I think she looks

29:06

gorgeous I love how graphic this all

29:09

looks I don't hate this at all it

29:11

obviously has the garden theme I'm not

29:13

living but I'm not dying wait does that

29:15

mean the same thing next up we have

29:17

Kendall Jenner who literally looks like

29:20

she is giving a share meets the Spice

29:22

Girls I think she looks good I think it

29:24

would be hard for her to look bad I just

29:26

don't get it with each picture I see

29:28

from this meala red carpet I know the

29:30

theme lesson less like I am sitting here

29:32

straight up in my basement with

29:33

Stockholm syndrome I'm like okay yes

29:35

that's the theme you look great next up

29:38

we have Donatella Versace and I think

29:39

this dress is really beautiful in terms

29:41

of Reawakening of fashion it feels like

29:43

a dress that was pulled out of an

29:44

archive it looks like it's

29:46

disintegrating and then there's the hair

29:47

that she's had since 6:00 in the morning

29:49

I mean what the I think it's fine I

29:52

think I'm reaching in most of these I

29:53

think this green washes her skin out

29:55

this is just all bad next up we have

29:57

Sarah Paulson and when I said I wanted

29:59

Sarah Paulson an American Horror Story I

30:01

did not mean this because this is an

30:03

American Horror Story it's very coet of

30:06

her which sadly is not the theme thank

30:08

you so much Sarah Paulson you can scream

30:10

your way out next up we have Lana Del re

30:12

and Alexander McQueen now I don't know

30:14

if this is an archived McQueen gown I

30:17

don't know if it's a reference to an old

30:18

McQueen I think it would be a lot better

30:20

without all of this netting I really do

30:22

think otherwise it would be a beautiful

30:24

beautiful dress I don't feel like The

30:25

netting adds anything or really takes it

30:28

to the next level of the theme yeah no

30:30

wonder your summer times are filled with

30:32

sadness you're living in a butterfly net

30:34

next up we have Charlie XCX Charlie you

30:36

ate this one up Charlie looks phenomenal

30:40

if we're going by the rules of distress

30:42

she hit the nail on the mothering head

30:44

here man I feel like I just had a nice

30:46

serving of poppers with this woo this is

30:49

beautiful I love this it feels very

30:51

Charlie XX while also looking like a

30:54

gown that was pulled out of an archive

30:56

and is literally falling apart I will

30:57

say I'm not getting much of Garden at

30:59

all unless someone tped her garden which

31:01

in that case spoton next up we have

31:03

Nicole Kidman who looks absolutely

31:05

gorgeous she said we come to this place

31:08

I have a bunch of fashion books and this

31:10

reminds me so much of a gown from a

31:12

Balenciaga book I have and with her

31:14

being a Balenciaga girly I feel like

31:16

this might be a Balenciaga reference to

31:18

Cristal Balenciaga which I am living for

31:21

I think she looks gorgeous I think this

31:23

garment is beautiful Nicole Kidman

31:25

really is the face of AMC AMC in this

31:27

this situation meaning a marvelous

31:29

Caucasian next up we have Kim Gan who's

31:32

wearing um Marella by John gallano I

31:35

believe before I get to the outfit Kim

31:37

will you please fire whoever is doing

31:38

your hair her hair looks thirstier and

31:40

more dead than I feel right now and that

31:42

is saying something her silhouette in

31:44

this dress she said nothing's going to

31:46

waste literally there is no waste if

31:49

this weren't Marella I would be so

31:50

confused by the sweater but that seems

31:53

to be like a very Marella thing to do is

31:55

have like a knit right there I think she

31:57

looks great I don't understand this in

31:59

the context of the theme literally at

32:01

all I love it because it's marel and

32:03

that's it next up we have Amelia Gray

32:05

and I don't know how the she got to

32:08

wear this but I mean she wins she wins

32:12

this dress is either a replica of one of

32:14

the dresses that's in the exhibit

32:15

debuting here or it's an exact one from

32:18

the exhibit debuting here either way she

32:20

hit the garden theme and The Reawakening

32:21

theme Amelia I don't know how you did it

32:24

also Amelia hate the fu shoes next up we

32:26

have Kylie Jenner who is in our arive

32:28

xoni she just looks like every other

32:30

year where she wears a white wedding

32:31

dress I'm just like okay this just feels

32:34

so boring this outfit is as monotone as

32:37

her voice next up we have DOA

32:39

cat this is exactly how I feel at this

32:42

point of this video naked in wet

32:44

clothing and I am on the verge of

32:45

sobbing glitter and I don't even know

32:47

where it came from the most Garden I can

32:50

reach for here is that she's like a

32:52

statue in a garden which okay fair point

32:54

I think if she was going to do that she

32:55

should have done like a concrete sort of

32:57

texture are all over but um it's fine

33:00

next up we have Demi lado and she looks

33:02

like AI unfortunately this is real this

33:05

is me this looks not only cheap but also

33:09

disheveled and lastly should never have

33:11

been put on Andor worn in public I mean

33:13

in this picture alone it looks like the

33:14

dress is holding her at gunpoint girl

33:16

just agree to whatever they want and get

33:18

through it this is just all around

33:20

terrible but yay at least she has

33:22

flowers hot glued to just random parts

33:24

of this dress next up we have Ed Shir

33:28

I actually almost just peed myself next

33:31

up we have Michelle yo who is just the

33:33

cutest little Hershey Kiss I've ever

33:34

seen unless this dress is actually tin

33:37

foil and she rips it apart to reveal

33:39

another dress underneath I don't

33:41

understand the theme of this quite

33:42

literally

33:44

whatsoever I think she looks great I

33:46

also just cannot stop seeing a Hershey

33:48

Kiss yeah I'm sorry the person who made

33:50

this should have only been seeing

33:51

Hershey Kisses how did they not next up

33:52

we have Brooklyn Beckham and that was

33:54

Brooklyn Beckham next up we have Sydney

33:56

Sweeney who is serving up like goth

33:58

garden bride honestly I love it I think

34:00

the black hair wig with the gloves is

34:03

really dark and mysterious with a really

34:05

beautiful dress this dress is giving a

34:07

vintage Christian Dior Vibe if I had to

34:10

guess I just it's nothing wowing me you

34:13

know I think she looks great and the

34:14

vision is there it just isn't getting

34:16

like my engine revving Jesus Christ I'm

34:19

making car references this is how you

34:21

know someone doing a fashion roast is

34:23

suffering in silence next up we have

34:25

anoch Yi and I think that this is like

34:28

full fantasy head to toe I don't

34:32

understand one bit the

34:33

connection to the theme and quite

34:35

honestly I don't care this is exciting

34:38

this is sexy this is cool this also does

34:41

really feel like more of a Met Gala

34:42

Afterparty kind of outfit but compared

34:45

to the sh we've seen tonight I'll take

34:47

it next up we have Camila Cabo who's

34:49

putting the O in Cabo I know she has a

34:52

new song out that's like I love it I

34:53

love it I love I don't I don't love it

34:55

at all I mean this dress looks like she

34:57

found it as an Instagram ad the holes in

34:59

the bottom of the dress go and turn to

35:01

Urban Outfitters and look at something

35:02

that has holes in it cut the exact same

35:04

way the rose in the Ice Cube that was

35:06

cool good job this is just so bad I'm

35:08

like annoyed next up we have Sabrina

35:10

Carpenter who feels like she's giving an

35:13

ODed or a nod to dresses of the past so

35:16

I guess there's like a Reawakening of

35:18

fashion there if we really want to and

35:20

you want to cross your eyes it looks

35:21

like a flower she looks traditionally

35:24

beautiful and glamorous it just is Bland

35:28

next up we have lizo I'm really sorry

35:30

but lizo looks like what I would

35:32

describe to a stenographer a diva cup

35:35

looking like I really don't understand

35:37

what's happening here at all I'm getting

35:39

the garden theme and that really is

35:41

Barely There is she a pitcher plant like

35:43

I'm really trying to meet you halfway

35:45

here lizo I don't get it and I don't

35:48

think it looks good next up we have

35:49

Nicki Minaj and she hit the garden theme

35:53

on the head look at those flowers if I

35:55

knew Nikki was coming to the mechala I

35:57

would have expected something more out

35:58

of her than this I think it's

36:00

interesting and I think it's cool and I

36:01

think it's very visually stimulating on

36:03

top of the obvious Garden theme I think

36:05

she really hit The Reawakening of

36:07

fashion because I think she literally

36:08

pulled this from JoJo siwa's archive

36:11

next up we have quana chasing horse and

36:13

I think that this is maybe one of the

36:14

most beautiful dresses I've ever seen in

36:16

my life I think that this is truly

36:19

gorgeous this to me feels like a dress I

36:22

would see in a fashion history book she

36:24

looks absolutely flawless probably the

36:28

best red carpet look I've ever seen her

36:29

in I think that this is just absolutely

36:31

Perfection oh my God Let me refresh

36:33

vogue.com because I think we've actually

36:36

reached the end Zena has a whole other

36:39

outfit wait wait wait wait wait wait

36:41

wait wait wait what okay last up we have

36:44

zanda again the first look honestly it

36:47

did the opposite of grow on me I kind of

36:49

was just sort of like eh with it this

36:51

look you ate this one up oh you said

36:53

there's a garden on my head and there's

36:55

a reference I'm sure on my body I think

36:58

this look is like chills actual chills

37:01

what a fun little ending that was Zinda

37:04

holy now I'm not going to do who I

37:06

thought was the worst dress because that

37:08

simply would be just another 20 minutes

37:10

I'm trying to think of everybody we went

37:12

through today but wisdom K was a

37:13

standout Nicole Kidman was a standout

37:16

kuana chasing horse was a standout Zoe

37:19

salana was a standout for the complete

37:21

wrong reason and Tyla I think Tyla was

37:24

like probably one of the best for this

37:26

theme all in all that is the 2024 meala

37:29

roast review absolute natural disaster

37:33

be sure to let me know down below of who

37:35

you thought was best and worst dressed

37:36

I'm very curious and if there's anybody

37:38

I missed be sure to comment down below

37:40

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37:43

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37:44

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37:46

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and turn on the Bell if you haven't just

37:52

I mean please please make this video

37:54

worth it I'm exhausted oh my God my dogs

37:58

need dinner I mean Jesus oh my God my

38:00

dogs really need dinner all righty I'm

38:01

going to go and this is perfect timing

38:03

because it's 10:00 and most of these

38:04

outfits put me to sleep so t for

38:08

now for now

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