Met Gala 2024 Fashion Review (brutally honest)
Summary
TLDRThe video script is a humorous and candid review of the Met Gala's red carpet fashion, focusing on the event's theme 'Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion' and dress code 'Garden of Life.' The reviewer, with a comedic flair, critiques a variety of outfits worn by celebrities, categorizing them into those that align with the theme and those that miss the mark. Notable mentions include Zendaya's transformational look, Nicole Kidman's Balenciaga-inspired gown, and Kylie Jenner's monochromatic wedding dress. The script humorously discusses the fashion choices, often questioning the relevance to the theme, and provides a light-hearted roast of the event's sartorial selections.
Takeaways
- 🎉 The Met Gala's theme for the year is 'Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion', which is about celebrating clothing that can no longer be worn due to fragility.
- 🌟 The dress code for the event is 'Garden of Life', which is expected to inspire outfits featuring plants, flowers, and nature motifs.
- 👗 The speaker predicts that many attendees will attempt to dress according to the 'Garden of Life' dress code, possibly resulting in a variety of nature-inspired looks.
- 🕺 Chris Hemsworth, as a co-chair, is criticized for his basic suit, which is seen as not meeting the expectations for someone in his role at the event.
- 👎 Several outfits are described as not fitting the theme, leading to a sense of disappointment and confusion about the overall coherence of the theme.
- 👀 The speaker expresses difficulty in recognizing or understanding all the fashion references, acknowledging their own limitations in this area.
- 🌹 Sarah Jessica Parker and Gigi Hadid are among the celebrities who are noted to have made an impression with their outfits, although not all opinions are positive.
- 👩🦰 Nicole Kidman is praised for her look, which is believed to reference a gown from a Balenciaga book, aligning well with the theme.
- 🤷♀️ There is a general sense of the speaker 'roasting' the outfits and the event, with a humorous and critical tone throughout the script.
- 📸 The speaker mentions that additional commentary and looks will be available on Patreon, indicating a platform for more in-depth discussion.
- 🎬 The script is a transcript of a video review, providing a running commentary on the outfits and the event's theme as if the speaker were narrating a video.
Q & A
What is the theme for the Met Gala discussed in the script?
-The theme for the Met Gala is 'Sleeping Beauties: Fashion Reawakening,' which is also the name of the corresponding Metropolitan Museum of Art costume Institute exhibit.
What is the dress code for the Met Gala this year?
-The dress code for the Met Gala is 'Garden of Life,' which is inspired by J.G. Ballard's short story.
Who are some of the co-chairs mentioned in the script for the Met Gala?
-Some of the co-chairs mentioned in the script are Chris Hemsworth, Bad Bunny, Zendaya, and Jennifer Lopez.
What is the speaker's opinion on the outfits that are likely to stand out at the Met Gala?
-The speaker believes that the outfits that will stand out are those that are trying to adhere to the dress code 'Garden of Life' with a lot of plants, flowers, and possibly distressed or disintegrating outfits that reflect the 'Sleeping Beauties' theme.
What does the speaker think about the potential for the Met Gala to surprise everyone?
-The speaker expresses hope that the Met Gala has the potential to 'wow us all' and that they do not end up being wrong about their expectations.
Who is the first person mentioned in the script to arrive at the red carpet?
-The first person mentioned to arrive at the red carpet is Leonardo Delio, accompanied by Jessica.
What is the speaker's opinion about the dress worn by the first person they discuss?
-The speaker finds the dress worn by the first person they discuss to be absolutely disgusting and not at all in line with the 'Sleeping Beauty' theme, comparing it to a Taylor Swift era tour outfit.
What is the speaker's approach to discussing the outfits at the Met Gala?
-The speaker takes a humorous and critical approach, stating that their comments are meant in fun and in the name of comedy.
What is the speaker's opinion on Sarah Jessica Parker's outfit?
-The speaker thinks Sarah Jessica Parker looks phenomenal and appears to be referencing a garment from the past, possibly from the Kentucky Derby.
How does the speaker describe their approach to the roast and their understanding of the theme?
-The speaker acknowledges that they may not understand all the fashion references and that they are trying to connect the dots where they can, while also admitting to potentially misinterpreting the theme.
What does the speaker suggest about the outfits worn by some attendees?
-The speaker suggests that many attendees did not follow the theme and that some outfits were more appropriate for other events, like the Oscars or the Grammys.
Outlines
🎉 Met Gala 2024: Themed Outfit Critiques
The video script begins with the host humorously addressing the heat and their outfit, setting the scene for the Met Gala 2024. The theme of the event is 'Sleeping Beauties', referencing clothing that's too fragile to wear, and the dress code is 'Garden of Life'. The host predicts that attendees will either dress for the literal garden theme or interpret the reawakening of fashion aspect. They also share their excitement and expectations for the event, mentioning their lack of certainty about who will stand out, and emphasize the importance of having fun with fashion.
🤔 A Missed Theme: Co-Chairs' Outfits Analyzed
The host critiques the outfits of the Met Gala co-chairs and other attendees, expressing disappointment with some for not adhering to the event's theme. They discuss Chris Hemsworth's basic suit, Bad Bunny's creative ensemble, andZendaya's unique look. The commentary also touches on the outfits of Anna Wintour, Emma Chamberlain, and Jennifer Lopez, among others, with varying degrees of approval and criticism.
👎 Missed Opportunities on the Red Carpet
The host continues to evaluate the red carpet looks, expressing dissatisfaction with several outfits that did not meet the event's theme. They describe some attire as looking cheap, others as being more suitable for different occasions, and some as simply not making sense in the context of the Met Gala. The critique includes looks from Matt Damon, Harry Styles, and several others, with a mix of disappointment and occasional praise.
🌹 A Mixed Bag: From Boring to Striking
The host's commentary on the red carpet fashion becomes more varied, with some outfits receiving praise for their creativity and adherence to the theme, while others are criticized for being basic or unoriginal. Notable mentions include AO edab beiri's simple dress, John O Conor's black tux, and Dan Levy's patterned outfit. The host also humorously discusses their physical reactions to the outfits and the overall experience of reviewing the fashion.
😲 Shock and Awe: Striking Looks Elicit Strong Reactions
The host reacts to a series of outfits that range from disappointing to stunning. They critique Ariana Grande's custom dress, El Fanning's delicate gown, and Kylie Minogue's Diesel ensemble. The commentary highlights the host's struggle to identify a clear theme among the outfits and their personal bewilderment at some of the fashion choices, including those of Jenny Kim and Natasha Poonawalla.
🏆 Standout Looks Amidst the Chaos
The host identifies standout looks from the event, such as those worn by Charlie XCX, Nicole Kidman, and Kuana Chasing Horse, while also calling out looks that missed the mark, like Zoe Saldana's outfit. The summary acknowledges the host's exhaustion from the fashion critique and their need to conclude the video. The host also invites viewers to share their opinions on the best and worst dressed and promotes additional content on Patreon.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Met Gala
💡Theme
💡Red Carpet
💡Outfit Roast
💡Archival Fashion
💡Co-chairs
💡Dress Code
💡Fashion References
💡Distressed Fashion
💡Custom Designs
💡Fashion Critique
Highlights
The theme for the Met Gala is 'Sleeping Beauties: Fashion Reawakening', celebrating clothing that can no longer be worn due to fragility.
The dress code for the event is 'Garden of Life', which is expected to inspire outfits featuring plants, flowers, and nature motifs.
The speaker predicts that many attendees will attempt to dress for the 'Garden of Life' theme, possibly resulting in a variety of nature-inspired looks.
Some attendees are expected to embrace the 'Reawakening fashion' aspect, possibly wearing distressed or disintegrating outfits that reference archived pieces.
The speaker humorously expresses uncertainty about predicting the best looks, to avoid potential disappointment.
The video includes a comedic roast of various outfits worn by celebrities at the Met Gala, with a focus on how well they fit the event's theme.
Leonardo Delio and Jessica fatty Mikel's outfits are criticized for not aligning with the 'Sleeping Beauty' fragility concept.
Gwendolyn Christie's look is praised for its vision and beauty, even though it may not directly match the theme.
Chris Hemsworth's basic suit is roasted for its simplicity, especially considering his role as a co-chair of the event.
Bad Bunny is commended for his unique and visionary outfit, which, despite not being a direct reference, is appreciated for its creativity.
Anna Wintour's outfit is described as bland, with a comparison made to curdled milk, indicating a lack of thematic adherence.
Emma Chamberlain's custom Jean Paul Gaultier dress is noted for its archival feel and fragility, tying back to the 'Garden of Life' dress code.
Zendaya's outfit is compared to a RuPaul's Drag Race challenge, with a focus on its modern reconstruction and deconstructed elements.
JLo's dress is appreciated for its holes and distressed look, aligning with the 'Reawakening fashion' aspect of the theme.
Matt Damon's basic tuxedo is criticized for its lack of creativity at an event that calls for unique and thematic outfits.
The speaker humorously offers commentary on their own attire, comparing it to a Domino's driver and expressing a desire for comfort.
Transcripts
did someone say
Garden okay we're just going to take
that off because I am already collecting
sweat and that is also what insane hi
everybody what is up guys it is here the
first Monday in May which means it is
the video of all videos aside from
Coachella me Galla is probably one of my
most requested outfit roasts now the
theme for this me Galla is Sleeping
Beauties we reacing on the fion can you
say
magnetic just keep going Reawakening
fashion which is also the name of the
corresponding Metropolitan Museum of Art
costume Institute exhibit that was a
mouthful vog said that this theme
doesn't mean like Sleeping Beauty as in
like the brothers Grim or Disney but
more so like the celebration of clothing
that can no longer be worn ever again
because it's so fragile and are thus
Sleeping Beauties in archives around the
world just so poetic now on top of the
theme the dress code is Garden of Life
hence why I started the video looking
like AA Garden on shrooms but the garden
of time was inspired by JG Ballard's
short story where account and accst live
in a utopian Villa and have like a very
Lush Garden a lot of people have asked
me who I really think is going to like
pop off this year and I have no idea
because there is no need to hold people
to expectations because you only end up
what disappointed if I had predict
anything I think a majority of looks are
going to fall under two different
categories one people trying to dress
for the dress code being Garden of time
so I think we're going to see a lot of
like plants and flowers and maybe some
Airy look looks I swear to God if
someone isn't an inflatable sumo suit
from Halloween spirit I'm going to be
pissed also like animal prints and
things like that so I think there's
going to be like a whole nature side of
the red carpet however I think the girls
who get it are going to really come
knocking hard on The Reawakening fashion
aspect I'm expecting people to be in
like a lot of shears maybe some
distressed and disintegrating outfits I
think would be really neat or what I'm
personally most scared of is people
making direct references to pieces that
can no longer be worn because they're an
archive I am not great at clocking
fashion references considering that my
brain has reached a level of rot that
even scientists are astounded by but I
do think that this meca has potential to
really wow us all and I swear to God I
hope I do not eat these words so girls
please make like my Domino's driver last
night and deliver now before we get into
the roast I just want to say that this
is all meant in fun and just and the
name of Comedy I'm just having fun
talking it's not that deep guys
will I understand the reference to all
of these no will I understand the
reference to half of these probably
still no Girls We're Here for a Good
Time not a long time I am going to be
doing an additional few looks on patreon
patreon.com Chris Clemens and I also
want to say this weekend I'm going to be
in Chicago with two hot takes I'm
joining a few of their tour stops so be
sure to check out my link tree down
below there's still tickets left to
Chicago and New York very few though so
you don't want to miss it all right guys
it's time to join the weight staff at
the Met Gala because we're serving roast
that was so dumb girls take your seats
people have started arriving to the red
carpet the garden party is starting
because looks are trickling in first up
we have Leonardo Delio and Jessica s
fatty hi fatty Mikel I am so sorry if
I'm pronouncing those wrong I am in fact
not a tour guide of whatever Italian
Museum this apparently is wow that is
what they are wearing and I suddenly
don't feel bad at all I'm sorry he just
looks like the person who is having the
best time at the Frat party and then she
is at the meala and
aviators we're going to look past the
aviators and also the hair because
apparently she looked past the hair as
well like babe come on you couldn't have
even used a straight iron there's
nothing about this dress that's giving
Sleeping Beauty mostly because this
dress looks quite literally the opposite
of fragile I wouldn't be shocked to find
out that this dress is bulletproof that
being said it's absolutely disgusting
I'm so sorry to be starting this out on
such a horrible note but like come on
why does this look like a Taylor Swift
era tour outfit drawn by memory this
looks so bad like come on give me a $500
gift card to Michaels a hot glue gun and
an out and I will give you something far
Cher than this it's giving 5 minute
crafts okay I've got to move on next up
we have gwendel and Christie and she
looks beautiful and I think this might
be one of those references I won't know
until afterwards and then feel stupid
about and then on the other hand I don't
really get Garden from this if anything
I'm getting like Marie and twanette tea
party that might be in a garden but I
have to say there's a whole Vision she
looks phenomenal and I'm here for it I I
like it do I think it matches the theme
literally not at all does it match the
dress code I still don't think so but
she looks gorgeous and compared to the
last person the bar is already starting
off solo so go off gwendel and chrisy
next up we have a waste of time oh I'm
sorry Chris Hemsworth okay normally I
would roast a white man for wearing a
basic suit however Chris Hemsworth is
one of the co-chairs of this mother Gala
I'm sorry but if you're a co-chair for
the me Gala and you roll up looking like
this you should not only be denied
access into the event but you should be
shot in the forehead okay maybe that's a
little far Chris Hemsworth you are not a
sight for Thor eyes this is just
disgusting like off anyways we're
going to get past this real quick or I'm
Australian and I'm hot therefore the bar
is so low for me go suck on Thor's
wrench or whatever Thor carries next up
we have Bad Bunny another co-chair for
this event and hey Chris Hemsworth how
you doing mate take note please I'm
loving the vision Bad Bunny is giving I
don't really understand how it equates
to Sleeping Beauties or a garden party
but based off of gwendel and Christie
and him coming with a full vision I'm
starting to think that maybe I don't
understand the assignment in terms of
the outfit I'm obsessed with waist up
and the shoes the pants Bad Bunny take
away the bunny the pants are just bad
never mind take that out I thought that
they were black with a blue top it's all
Navy okay much better still hate the red
stripe but like this little Pillsbury
Doughboy Lord farquad hat with these
glasses and the margel of it all I
really like I love it in fact I feel
like going with Marella for this meala
was a really smart idea because a lot of
Marella stuff is already kind of
deconstructed or distressed or
disintegrating and this is kind of
giving across the vibe of like fragile
clothing the seams are coming undone and
Bad Bunny what is that my zipper's
coming no Chris stop next up we have the
reason for the season an a win tour and
oh my God we're both wearing Le that's
so embarrassing one of us has to change
you Anna you it's really incredible how
she continues to stay just blander than
curdled milk I want to like this look
because it's l and I love L I would like
to Le ve this goodbye it's really not
giving anything special I like the outer
coat and then it wasn't just a bunch of
flowers and put on there but like if you
took away the flowers she looks like she
is either attending a funeral or
applying to become a high priestess it's
fine because it's l next up we have Emma
Chamberlain who is in custom Jean Paul
gotier which I think is is referencing
like a 2003 Couture collection there's
flowers and nature motifs on the dress
and in the lace that tie back to
obviously the garden of Time dress code
but even if you can't clock the
reference this feels like something that
is so archival and from a different time
and that looks very fragile the way I
would fart and rip a hole in this next
up we have the one and only Zena who is
also a co-chair of this year's me Gala
again the way that this feels like of a
different time yet very modernly
reconstructed okay hear me out does this
not look like Zena took part in a
RuPaul's Drag Grace Maxi Challenge and
had a hot glue gun maybe two even on
hand like does this look great
absolutely it's Zena of course it does
does it look like she was also just safe
in The Challenge yeah does she also look
like she could be at the capital in
Hunger Games maybe all right next up we
have JLo who is the fourth and final
co-chair of this year's me Gala I'm not
going to lie I actually really love
JLo's dress in this I think that this
dress is gorgeous and I can't believe
I'm saying that about a dress that JLo
was wearing but to me this feels like a
dress that was found and wasn't archived
or stored correctly and there's just
some holes anywhere and I think that
this is really exceptional for JLo I
think the shoulders are really
interesting and fascinating to look at
and then I have to mention the rest why
does it look like that on the top of
your head at the me Gala that you are a
co-chair of babe I know it's a humid day
in New York today say this is crazy it
is a bummer that her hair looks so
busted next up we have Matt Damon and
his wife which I really should know her
name and not his because I mean I really
shouldn't know either of their names
what in the wedding is happening are you
guys getting married excuse me to the
guy who executed Chris Hemsworth at the
door I've got your next one another one
thank you when will basic tuxes get
banned from the Met crazy how Matt Damon
went from born identity to bored
identity next up we have Harry and Jill
Carman I'm really just starting to feel
like this theme is Victorian with a mix
of the capital from Hunger Games like am
I even really seeing a theme in this or
do I just know the theme and I'm trying
to connect dots where I can Jill is
giving very Gothic garden party and I
kind of love it I do think that it does
look a little Tucky I do think that she
has like a vision going on I just do
think she needs the assistance of like
lasic and then we get to Harry and this
feels I mean a little bit better than a
tux he's just giving me like where's my
Chariot we have to go to the
Opera you know no that's okay I don't
either I don't know I just don't feel
like many people are following a theme
and I feel like I'm about to throw my
back out trying to reach for these
people next up we have Derek Blasberg
and Derek you look like asberg yeah I
can't believe someone who was once the
head of fashion at YouTube is wearing
this to a meala and then the twink next
to him gets the same ruling just in Navy
I guess I am sort of seeing Sleeping
Beauties now um I'm seeing two beauties
who need to be put to sleep next up we
have Gustav Magner Wido when I first saw
this I really loved it because I didn't
see a tux anywhere in sight however now
seeing it without fresh eyes a lot of
this is giving spirit Halloween are
those Toms oh not the toms well at least
some kid in Africa got a pair of shoes
out of this look I'm sorry if I'm
missing a reference of some beauty that
is sleeping and wants to be reawakened
this is looking more like the movie 3 00
cosplay than it is any sort of fashion
reference it took a lot of courage to
probably wear Toms to the mat next up we
have leam Michelle who's doing herself
no favor with the not able to read
rumors because I don't think she read
the theme of this meala I'm sorry but it
looks like she's going to a maternity
shoot because she just found out the
little onion growing in her stomach as a
boy I've literally seen pregnancy shoots
that look more on theme than this does
this looks cheap it looks like it was
made this year in a factory in China but
at least she put on flowers for the
garden
I'm getting Garden babe kindergarten
next up we have Mindy King I would not
say that she is King it I think that
this is really beautiful it fits her
gorgeously she looks great in it I don't
understand one hint of garden it really
is a bummer this was one of the few
times Mindy King has actually served
because it's just so off theme I guess
this is maybe like the airiness of the
garden you know how I was saying in the
intro some people might do airiness this
isn't the sumo suit I wanted but it
looks great it just doesn't make sense
actually after looking at it enough I
will say that I am getting Garden it is
Olive Garden but it's Garden nonetheless
you cannot tell me this doesn't look
like unlimited pasta I don't know where
the red sauce is but can we can we get
some waiter next up we have Seth Meers
and Alexi Ash I believe is her name
guide the front doors another one I mean
standing next to Seth Meyers his wife
looks like a mastermind but that being
said it looks like the bottom of her
dress had glue on it and she walked
through the cheapest chicken chicken
feathers Michaels had to offer and then
if you take away that little arts and
crafts trip at Michaels it's just a
plain dress from JC Penney and the hair
I mean get it away from me next up we
have Andy Cohen and Sarah Jessica Parker
I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks
phenomenal I do also feel like she came
directly from the Kentucky Derby I mean
this has to be a reference to some
garment because she is like the queen of
New York she can't just be coming here
in a random but pretty dress like that
just can't be and Andy Cohen straight up
looks homophobic hey Andy look me
straight in my dead eyes what the
is this what the is this you sit in
between groups of Housewives on The
Daily you practically own Bravo and this
is what you were death to all of them oh
next up we have Wendy Murdoch the only
Reawakening this dress is giving me is
that it was bought from skims and I wore
it as my pajama dress and I woke up in
it I'm not joking take away the little
shoulder bead Bonanza and all you have
is a dress that I'm pretty sure skims is
selling in they like women's Valentine's
shop borp if Wendy Murdoch is like of
the Murdoch family I'm going to be so
mad you have every money you have every
money you have all the money and all the
connections in the world and you came in
the skims Valentine's Day shop next up
we have raw alandro and I don't know if
suddenly I'm looking at a pictures from
the vma's red carpet what is happening
okay here's the bar ignore what this is
okay black tuxes this outfit thank you
for for your service little bar like
does he look hot and sexy absolutely he
looks phenomenal I feel crazy getting
worked up over what some rich person
wore to some rich event I realize how
dumb it is in the grand scheme of
everything but if you want to look hot
on a red carpet there's approximately 98
other events in the year that you can do
that on you're at the Met Gala next up
we have Amba mod and I love this low
dress I remember seeing this when it
first came out and thinking what a fun
gorgeous dress and I know that it is
probably nodding to some sort of dress
or garment that existed in a previous
time however this feels like a very
simple easy way out of it I understand
that not everybody gets customade looks
for the mech Gala and if you're going to
pull a Runway dress I think this is a
great one to do for this theme I just
feel like this would be better at like
the Oscars or the Grammys or the Golden
Globes Will I take it in the sea of 5
minute crafts and black tuxes absolutely
next up we have Alton Mason there will
never be a time where Alton Mason
doesn't just absolutely smack me across
the face and have my full undivided
attention he is in Tom Brown and mother
do I want those shoes those pants and
that jacket and that body and that face
yeah okay I just want to be Alton Mason
if it weren't for the comforter that
smartly lined the back of the jacket
this wouldn't really be giving me a
whole lot I think he looks phenomenal
and I think it looks phenomenal on him
however it does just feel like we put
put a comforter Motif on the train
speaking of comforters I would love to
just be in bed right now next up we have
AO edab beiri and here she is with that
invite that says Garden of time this is
very basic I don't think it's anything
special I think it's beautiful on her I
will say till the day I die I hate this
neckline this neckline Works 1%
of the time is 1% of the time in the
room with us right now no she is not
this dress feels more appropriate Like A
Mother's Day brunch than it does right
now on the me Gala carpet I think she
looks beautiful and I am always rooting
for her what of Lov just almost anything
else next up we have John O Conor I just
saw Challengers he makes me a little
damp downtown so I've got to get through
this one quick I don't know where I
stand on this one and I think pretty
privilege is really outweighing the
scales on this one I think that this
black tux might be the one exception I
have tonight I'm sorry the way that
those two pieces of fabric come down as
the Train the way that this makes me
want to get on OIC become rail thin and
exclusively wear this outfit is
disgusting quite frankly I understand
that if you took away those two little
trains this would just be a black tux I
hear it the boots being a bedazzled Le
like Chelsea boot really is so hot and I
think as a fun twist to the whole garden
thing this is a very like middle of the
road outfit almost teetering onto boring
God I'm sorry but those little coattails
are just like this guy I want to ride
them oh
that next up we have Dan Levy who is
serving Bushwick gay goes to a wedding
my back seems to have healed and my
scoliosis seems to be gone because I am
reaching again but I feel like this is
really beautiful and I sort of see the
play on Reawakening Beauty in terms of
this pattern fading away into the top
and becoming Bland and boring I don't
know if that was the idea but I am sort
of seeing that like if you don't
properly preserve garments they will
fade into nothingness and lose the
beauty of it I feel like out of
everything we've seen this is very fine
you know it's thanks Dan next up we have
Donald Glover and I know this has
nothing to do with the me galine but why
does it not look like he'd be able to
ride the bumper cars at a state fair I
don't know if the fit of the suit and
the color and all of this is supposed to
evoke like a different time period but
I'm not getting like a direct reference
to anything here it honestly just looks
like an ill-fitting suit that like UPS
gives its workers in case two of them
end up getting married and they all have
to go to a wedding I'm so sorry to
Donald Glover you are so talented in so
many ways this is not one of the ways
next up we have Jamie Doran and yes you
little 1980s Finance Wall Street bro you
better raise those stocks or something
I'm not really seeing the vision here at
all regarding a garden if anything it's
giving Garden of Eden where the first
sin took place this being the first sin
it's crazy he was 50 Shades of Gray
because this is 50 Shades of me I can't
believe what I'm about to say but but
I'd prefer a black tux next up we have
Tyla and I think her outfit in the
context of the theme is really
interesting this is one of the dresses
that I feel like was supposed to be a
reference like in 50 years you will not
be able to wear this dress because it
was made specifically for her and
probably will fall apart by then there's
something about that that I find really
interesting and I don't feel like I'm
really even reaching like the scoliosis
feels great I wouldn't say it feels
great but you you get the gist I don't
know I think for her first magala it
works and I think it's really cool and
I'm sure that this dress will actually
probably start falling apart by the time
she leaves I just know if I was her I
would have rather been in Turks and caos
than this because in both scenarios she
has sand up her and I'd rather be on a
beach with a daquiri in my hand next up
we have Sabrina Harrison and this
absolutely stunning and breathtaking I'm
assuming that this is scaparelli and
this is just truly a work of art I'm
really starting to think that people
thought that there were two different
themes Garden of time or Sleeping
Beauties because I'm definitely getting
Garden of time with this dress I mean
not through any sort of floral Motif but
because of the 990,000 watch faces I see
staring at me this almost looks like a
Gustav climp painting like it is so
beautiful and I don't even know or care
if it fits the theme because I think
that this is just truly a work of art I
do have to ask though do you get ESPN
with that next up we have Jordan Roth
and I really do see the vision and I
like this risk being taken unfortunately
it just looks very cheap and almost
looks like a ghillie suit like you could
literally blend in with anybody's Hedges
with this I don't know I feel like if
the craftsmanship was a little more
polished this would have a much more
impacting effect it unfortunately just
looks like a bunch of gum placed on a
subway pole next up we have mine Klein
and I feel inclined to speed right
through this because this is really just
so boring so simple so not steamed what
is that about here I am sitting thinking
that my curtains aren't steamed enough
for this video meanwhile these curtains
look like they got steamed and pressed
compared to this what is happening I
mean don't get me wrong she looks
phenomenal you could put her in a
grocery store dumpster and she would
look phenomenal I just feel like so many
outfits were seen tonight are a basic
dress and a bunch of fabric roses glued
on it's okay Chris soon this will be
over and you will be stoned next up we
have Zoe salana and no salana what the
is this this looks like that she had a
Chloe ad campaign at 5 and the mechala
at 6 this should be denied entry I'm
shocked I've had friends dress more on
theme for this me Gala for a birthday
dinner than this outfit could ever be
what oh my God I need every piece of
email correspondence that led to this if
any next up we have Coleman Domingo and
I think that this may be one of the very
few times that this man disappoints me
on a red carpet maybe the only time I'm
starting to think that I am ignorant
when it comes to to fragile archival
men's suits because I'm not getting
anything here I understand that the
flowers are the nod to the Gard of time
the only Garden I'm getting is AA Garden
as in short and stout it looks like
someone stretched him in One Direction
and forgot to stretch them in the other
it just is really shocking it's just
really shocking honestly I really do
like the sleeves and the pants I just
feel like the proportions are
Preposterous I fear that the proportions
are Preposterous next up we have Michael
Arden the okay totally I think he is so
on theme if the theme was Duck Dynasty I
I I that's all I yeah that's all that
I'm going to say I I I next up we have
Alex sharp I don't know who you are I
don't know how this even ties into the
theme but I love this you know what if
you're not going to give us a theme give
us at least a good look a good outfit
the need that I feel coursing through my
veins to have this in my closet is
frightening I think the this is so fun
so cool so sick without being too kitchy
I mean and on top of all of that he is
keeping not one but two eyes out for
Selena he's got the mind of a mastermind
but for real I don't think this has
anything to do with the theme but listen
I will take a look and that may be
another one because I love this suit
next up we have Jame scon and his wife
and I think that this is ABS next up we
have wisdom K wisdom Kai I literally
don't know I need to just strictly stare
at this I'm like shaking this
is this is just absolute perfection I
don't care if it's on theme or not
honestly this is beyond I hope that
every in a tux at this event talks to
wisdom because they need more of what
wisdom I could stare at this for the
rest of the day I there's just no words
this is perfection next up we have Eva
Chen and I understand where she's going
with this of like the disintegration and
the dying and all of that different
thing the fact that you can see the
skirt underneath all of this end at the
thigh is just disrupting and I think
kind of ruins the whole thing I think if
the dress underneath went all the way
down to her ankles this would be
phenomenal I really do I think that that
would change this entire moment I do
think it's interesting I just hate the
cut off of the skirt where it is I think
it's extremely distracting I'll say that
this is on theme considering that it
feels more on theme than most of them it
just also kind of feels cheapened or
made basic because of the skirt
underneath next up we have little X I
love this but I would love it lounging
on my couch on 50 mg I don't want to see
any more H&M on the runway oh my God I
swear to God I'm wearing the pants I'm
wearing the same thing who wore it best
I mean don't answer that cuz I know it's
not me but shut the up I think he looks
hot but it really sort of ends there
next up we have breed Larson who is
wearing Prada I believe this is really
really horrible the only redeeming part
of this outfit is that I totally
remembered it summer and now that I have
family dinner and we're outside I need
to get those things that are like meshed
to put over the dishes so no flies get
into it thank you Bri next up we have
Cynthia Aro Cynthia AR
no no oh Cynthia this is put in the Y in
DIY I made a Beyonce costume for a
friend's 30th birthday that looked more
put together than those this is really
baffling I feel like I'm in the Twilight
Zone this is my first meala filming in
my home studio which has no windows guys
I feel like I'm going insane like what
are any of these outfits anymore I'm an
archived garment cuz I am coming undone
oh perfect timing we have Kiki Palmer
whose outfit literally looks like it's
becoming undone honestly my night test
in shining armor thank God for Kiki
Palmer because I think she looks great
and I think that this Falls somewhere on
theme I mean I don't even know what the
theme was if it came up and beat the
out of me I'm going
crazy next up we have Ariana Grande in
custom L this whole corset bodice part
is mother of pearl and I think that this
is really beautiful I think it's very
simple but I mean at least it looks
polished my God Cynthia Aro oh baby girl
next up we have El Fanning who looks
like she has two little birdies on her
shoulder helping cellophane her right up
I think this dress is absolutely
beautiful I think it's so fun and I
think it really was just executed
gorgeously I feel like this is one of
those dresses this year on the carpet
that's like really referencing being a
dress that will have to be preserved or
like won't be able to be worn again at
least that's what I'm telling myself and
that's enough next up we have this
person who I am so sorry I don't know
why your name isn't here what I do know
is that you ate this up I don't think I
can make it clear enough I don't know if
this is on theme anymore I don't know if
any of these people know what's on theme
anymore but this to me is giving a full
fantasy start to finish it's giving a
nice Baroque Vibe there's flying
off of it I mean party yeah I mean it's
like hard to judge this when I'm
thinking about literal Chris Hemsworth
looking like oppenheim group's newest
realtor next up we have Kylie manogue in
diesel and this Mah mwah mwah this
diesel collection was made for this
theme all you bit didn't need to be
getting diesel for Coachella what you
should have been doing is getting diesel
for the Mecha the way that diesel uses
distressing and sheer fabric it's just
absolutely genius Glenn Martins is a
genius I think she looks great I also
did thinks she looked like Hillary Duff
which begs the question why is Hillary
Duff not here next up we have Jenny Kim
from black pink I believe and she is
winning the I don't give a War like
girl what is this like don't get me
wrong she looks gorgeous she looks
stunning but truly if you took away the
train she would be a figure skater at
the Olympics and listen K-pop Army don't
come for me okay it's just the truth
next up we have Natasha Puna Wala and I
think that this is mesmerizing I think
that this is absolutely absolutely
gorgeous I'm assuming that this is
Marella all of this distressing is
exactly what I think of some of these
archived dresses looking like if anybody
tried wearing them I'm not getting a
single thing about garden of time but
honestly I don't care because I like the
look here's our good friend the bar he
got lower that's crazy next up we have
Rita Aura who is wearing what I would
believe people with hippie parents would
call a door I'm sorry why is she giving
like bead curtain that people put across
the door that's all I'm seeing I'm not
going to lie though for someone who has
anti- serf running through their veins
she looks kind of good she is also
wearing a bead curtain there's
enough people here where I'm tempted to
remake some of these I mean like this is
one Amazon purchase that's it next up we
have Georgina Chapman and I think that
this is absolutely Exquisite and she
looks stunning I think the dress is very
clearly giv Garden of time with the
dress being a giant flower I don't know
if it's referencing a specific dress but
this definitely feels like a gown I
would see in a fashion history book I
don't know why and I don't know how to
explain it but that's how I feel and
that's just how I feel okay next up we
have Christian Cohen and Sam Smith and
this makes me visibly upset because I
will never have that life I dreamed of
with Christian Cohen all I've learned in
this video is that no one knows what the
theme is and I am down bad I have to say
I don't think this is anything special I
will say I think the idea of the Rose
being like a needle holding Fabric in
place is really interesting and I
thought it was really smart other wise
this looks exactly like what
conservatives are fighting against which
guys we have to vote this year please
next up we have Chris Jenner who looks
like Chris Jenner attending the ma Gala
every single year wearing head to toe
white and making all of your daughter's
names start with k this is what we in
the industry call a choice next up we
have Jack harlo no next up we have Gigi
Hadid who is wearing Tom Brown and it
looks like the jacket is falling off to
reveal a dress if there wasn't a giant
flower over her flower I would not get a
garden theme from this at all in fact I
would think wow this is a gorgeous
wedding dress I mean I think she looks
gorgeous I love how graphic this all
looks I don't hate this at all it
obviously has the garden theme I'm not
living but I'm not dying wait does that
mean the same thing next up we have
Kendall Jenner who literally looks like
she is giving a share meets the Spice
Girls I think she looks good I think it
would be hard for her to look bad I just
don't get it with each picture I see
from this meala red carpet I know the
theme lesson less like I am sitting here
straight up in my basement with
Stockholm syndrome I'm like okay yes
that's the theme you look great next up
we have Donatella Versace and I think
this dress is really beautiful in terms
of Reawakening of fashion it feels like
a dress that was pulled out of an
archive it looks like it's
disintegrating and then there's the hair
that she's had since 6:00 in the morning
I mean what the I think it's fine I
think I'm reaching in most of these I
think this green washes her skin out
this is just all bad next up we have
Sarah Paulson and when I said I wanted
Sarah Paulson an American Horror Story I
did not mean this because this is an
American Horror Story it's very coet of
her which sadly is not the theme thank
you so much Sarah Paulson you can scream
your way out next up we have Lana Del re
and Alexander McQueen now I don't know
if this is an archived McQueen gown I
don't know if it's a reference to an old
McQueen I think it would be a lot better
without all of this netting I really do
think otherwise it would be a beautiful
beautiful dress I don't feel like The
netting adds anything or really takes it
to the next level of the theme yeah no
wonder your summer times are filled with
sadness you're living in a butterfly net
next up we have Charlie XCX Charlie you
ate this one up Charlie looks phenomenal
if we're going by the rules of distress
she hit the nail on the mothering head
here man I feel like I just had a nice
serving of poppers with this woo this is
beautiful I love this it feels very
Charlie XX while also looking like a
gown that was pulled out of an archive
and is literally falling apart I will
say I'm not getting much of Garden at
all unless someone tped her garden which
in that case spoton next up we have
Nicole Kidman who looks absolutely
gorgeous she said we come to this place
I have a bunch of fashion books and this
reminds me so much of a gown from a
Balenciaga book I have and with her
being a Balenciaga girly I feel like
this might be a Balenciaga reference to
Cristal Balenciaga which I am living for
I think she looks gorgeous I think this
garment is beautiful Nicole Kidman
really is the face of AMC AMC in this
this situation meaning a marvelous
Caucasian next up we have Kim Gan who's
wearing um Marella by John gallano I
believe before I get to the outfit Kim
will you please fire whoever is doing
your hair her hair looks thirstier and
more dead than I feel right now and that
is saying something her silhouette in
this dress she said nothing's going to
waste literally there is no waste if
this weren't Marella I would be so
confused by the sweater but that seems
to be like a very Marella thing to do is
have like a knit right there I think she
looks great I don't understand this in
the context of the theme literally at
all I love it because it's marel and
that's it next up we have Amelia Gray
and I don't know how the she got to
wear this but I mean she wins she wins
this dress is either a replica of one of
the dresses that's in the exhibit
debuting here or it's an exact one from
the exhibit debuting here either way she
hit the garden theme and The Reawakening
theme Amelia I don't know how you did it
also Amelia hate the fu shoes next up we
have Kylie Jenner who is in our arive
xoni she just looks like every other
year where she wears a white wedding
dress I'm just like okay this just feels
so boring this outfit is as monotone as
her voice next up we have DOA
cat this is exactly how I feel at this
point of this video naked in wet
clothing and I am on the verge of
sobbing glitter and I don't even know
where it came from the most Garden I can
reach for here is that she's like a
statue in a garden which okay fair point
I think if she was going to do that she
should have done like a concrete sort of
texture are all over but um it's fine
next up we have Demi lado and she looks
like AI unfortunately this is real this
is me this looks not only cheap but also
disheveled and lastly should never have
been put on Andor worn in public I mean
in this picture alone it looks like the
dress is holding her at gunpoint girl
just agree to whatever they want and get
through it this is just all around
terrible but yay at least she has
flowers hot glued to just random parts
of this dress next up we have Ed Shir
I actually almost just peed myself next
up we have Michelle yo who is just the
cutest little Hershey Kiss I've ever
seen unless this dress is actually tin
foil and she rips it apart to reveal
another dress underneath I don't
understand the theme of this quite
literally
whatsoever I think she looks great I
also just cannot stop seeing a Hershey
Kiss yeah I'm sorry the person who made
this should have only been seeing
Hershey Kisses how did they not next up
we have Brooklyn Beckham and that was
Brooklyn Beckham next up we have Sydney
Sweeney who is serving up like goth
garden bride honestly I love it I think
the black hair wig with the gloves is
really dark and mysterious with a really
beautiful dress this dress is giving a
vintage Christian Dior Vibe if I had to
guess I just it's nothing wowing me you
know I think she looks great and the
vision is there it just isn't getting
like my engine revving Jesus Christ I'm
making car references this is how you
know someone doing a fashion roast is
suffering in silence next up we have
anoch Yi and I think that this is like
full fantasy head to toe I don't
understand one bit the
connection to the theme and quite
honestly I don't care this is exciting
this is sexy this is cool this also does
really feel like more of a Met Gala
Afterparty kind of outfit but compared
to the sh we've seen tonight I'll take
it next up we have Camila Cabo who's
putting the O in Cabo I know she has a
new song out that's like I love it I
love it I love I don't I don't love it
at all I mean this dress looks like she
found it as an Instagram ad the holes in
the bottom of the dress go and turn to
Urban Outfitters and look at something
that has holes in it cut the exact same
way the rose in the Ice Cube that was
cool good job this is just so bad I'm
like annoyed next up we have Sabrina
Carpenter who feels like she's giving an
ODed or a nod to dresses of the past so
I guess there's like a Reawakening of
fashion there if we really want to and
you want to cross your eyes it looks
like a flower she looks traditionally
beautiful and glamorous it just is Bland
next up we have lizo I'm really sorry
but lizo looks like what I would
describe to a stenographer a diva cup
looking like I really don't understand
what's happening here at all I'm getting
the garden theme and that really is
Barely There is she a pitcher plant like
I'm really trying to meet you halfway
here lizo I don't get it and I don't
think it looks good next up we have
Nicki Minaj and she hit the garden theme
on the head look at those flowers if I
knew Nikki was coming to the mechala I
would have expected something more out
of her than this I think it's
interesting and I think it's cool and I
think it's very visually stimulating on
top of the obvious Garden theme I think
she really hit The Reawakening of
fashion because I think she literally
pulled this from JoJo siwa's archive
next up we have quana chasing horse and
I think that this is maybe one of the
most beautiful dresses I've ever seen in
my life I think that this is truly
gorgeous this to me feels like a dress I
would see in a fashion history book she
looks absolutely flawless probably the
best red carpet look I've ever seen her
in I think that this is just absolutely
Perfection oh my God Let me refresh
vogue.com because I think we've actually
reached the end Zena has a whole other
outfit wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait what okay last up we have
zanda again the first look honestly it
did the opposite of grow on me I kind of
was just sort of like eh with it this
look you ate this one up oh you said
there's a garden on my head and there's
a reference I'm sure on my body I think
this look is like chills actual chills
what a fun little ending that was Zinda
holy now I'm not going to do who I
thought was the worst dress because that
simply would be just another 20 minutes
I'm trying to think of everybody we went
through today but wisdom K was a
standout Nicole Kidman was a standout
kuana chasing horse was a standout Zoe
salana was a standout for the complete
wrong reason and Tyla I think Tyla was
like probably one of the best for this
theme all in all that is the 2024 meala
roast review absolute natural disaster
be sure to let me know down below of who
you thought was best and worst dressed
I'm very curious and if there's anybody
I missed be sure to comment down below
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I mean please please make this video
worth it I'm exhausted oh my God my dogs
need dinner I mean Jesus oh my God my
dogs really need dinner all righty I'm
going to go and this is perfect timing
because it's 10:00 and most of these
outfits put me to sleep so t for
now for now
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