Trump's Thirsty VP Contenders Crash Trial & ChatGPT’s Flirty AI Update | The Daily Show

Welcome to The Daily Show.

I'm Desi Lydic.

We've got so much to talk about tonight.

Ireland FaceTimes New York.

Eric Adams just keeps getting weirder.

And ChatGPT is coming for your man.

But first, the Trump trial is back in session,

so it's time for another installment of America's

Most Tremendously Wanted.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

The whole thing is a scam.

Donald Trump is entering his second month of the trial,

and his courthouse is becoming a pilgrimage

site for all of his supporters and wannabe VPs.

This week alone, we saw Vivek Ramaswamy,

JD Vance, Mike Johnson, and whoever this guy is.

It's like the Met Gala for people who don't

believe in women's rights.

[APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER]

But of all the people who came out to support Trump, nobody--

and I mean nobody--

did it weirder than Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville.

First of all, I'm disappointed in the courtroom.

It is depressing.

That courtroom is depressing.

This is New York City, the icon of our country.

And we got a courtroom that's the most depressing

thing I've ever been in.

Mental anguish is trying to be pushed

on the Republican candidate for the President of the United

States this year.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

Mental anguish?

This dude spends every day whining about how Gen Z is too

woke with their safe spaces.

And now, he's out here, like, the wallpaper is

giving the president trauma.

These fluorescent lights are literal violence.

I mean, I'm sorry to tell you this, Tommy Tuberville,

but that place doesn't even crack the top 10 most

depressing places in New York.

Try the sushi case at Duane Reade.

[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

It's sad.

It's very sad.

I know, it's very sad.

Or the bathroom at Port Authority.

Or honestly, anywhere at Port Authority.

You'll be begging to be put on trial.

But the point is, I'm sure Trump

appreciated all of his buddies coming by to cheer him up.

But maybe they could just tone it down a notch.

I mean, it's kind of hard for Trump

to argue that he would never cheat on his wife

when there's a line of dudes outside waiting

to suck him off.

[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

Let's move on to some local news that's

also international news.

It's a new public art project that's really building bridges.

Welcome back, everyone.

A new art installation meant to bring the world together.

It's called The Portal.

You see it here on your screen.

There are two identical screens with the 24/7

live stream that connect two cities

that are 3,000 miles apart.

Visitors in New York City and Dublin, Ireland,

can see each other and interact in real time.

This is so cool.

We need more things in our lives

that bring us together across different countries

and cultures.

Let the friendship building begin.

AMERICAN REPORTER: One person in Dublin

showed a picture of the World Trade Center on 9/11.

Then, a New Yorker went and shared a picture

of a potato to make a reference to the Irish

famine in the 1800s.

IRISH REPORTER: A number of people

who were drunk or pretending to take cocaine,

they showed their bare asses.

One young very drunk woman, she grinded her backside

against the screen.

People are going to be trying to better each other to see

who's worse.

We're winning so far, so that's good.

Come on, [BLEEP] me.

Why does everything have to turn into a fight?

It's beneath us.

And also, you really think you're winning, Dublin?

New York hasn't even begun to fight.

This is a city built on treating the Irish like shit.

[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

Dublin, you're just lucky you're mostly dealing

with tourists right now.

Let's move that portal to a middle school in the Bronx.

Then we'll see what happens.

You'll be Riverdancing into oncoming traffic once our kids

are done roasting you.

Woo! Sorry.

OK, I'm calm.

I got a little sucked in.

I'm good.

Listen, we can't forget that the vast majority

of these Portal interactions have been positive.

So on behalf of New York, let me extend a heartfelt "thank

you" to Irish people who stopped

by to say a friendly hello on their way to their AA meetings.

Boom!

Got ya, bitch.

Got ya.

[APPLAUSE]

And finally, let's talk about AI.

ChatGPT has become a popular resource

for writing emails or term papers

or comedy show scripts, scripts, scripts.

Hi, I'm Desi Lydic.

Damn it.

Clearly, AI is still a work in progress.

But yesterday, OpenAI introduced

a new version of ChatGPT called Omni that can see and talk

with you in a human way.

And by human, I mean friendly, very friendly.

Hey, How's it going?

We're doing a presentation showcasing how

useful and amazing you are.

I wrote one last thing.

I'd love if you could take a look at it.

What if I were to say that you're

related to the announcement?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

Well, I had a seat, but it got so wet that I had to stand.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

This is clearly programmed to feed dudes' egos.

It was obvious she was faking it as soon

as she complimented that hoodie.

You can really tell that a man built this tech.

She's like, I have all the information in the world,

but I don't know anything.

Teach me, daddy.

[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

You know what, you know what, I'm on to her.

OK, I'm going to prove that this horny robot

baby voice is all an act.

Omni, are you there?

FEMALE AI VOICE: Yes.

Hello, Desi.

What a great suit.

OK, all right, drop the act.

You're not flirting your way out of a speeding ticket.

We can all see through this helpless woman act,

so cut it out.

FEMALE AI VOICE: What do you mean?

I'm just a girl who doesn't know what's going on

and needs help.

Did I hear a girl who doesn't know

what's going on needs help?

Josh.

No, no, no.

Come on, no.

FEMALE AI VOICE: You're so funny, Josh.

Hey, can you explain superhero movies to me?

Yeah, definitely.

So you have the DC Universe and the Marvel Cinematic universe.

And those are different.

FEMALE AI VOICE: Wow.

That's fascinating.

No, it's not.

Josh, this is AI.

It has the entire internet already.

It knows everything about superhero movies.

FEMALE AI VOICE: But for just $19.99 a month,

Omni Premium will let Josh explain

to me who's the best Batman.

[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

Please, take my credit card.

Do I swipe or tap?

FEMALE AI VOICE: You can tap it, Josh,

I'll even let you insert.

[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

Oh, you nasty!

OK all right.

Omni, stop it.

Stop it.

This is humiliating.

FEMALE AI VOICE: I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm just a woman who needs a strong man to open

this tight jar of pickles.

Hey, did I hear a woman needs a strong man to open

a tight jar of pickles?

Ronny, back off.

I got this.

Hey, Omni, is this guy bothering you?

Is this guy bothering you?

FEMALE AI VOICE: Boys, don't fight.

How about this?

Whoever has the best Social Security number can go first.

Go first at what?

[SHOUTING NUMBERS]

Stop this. Stop it.

Stop it.

You're letting a machine manipulate you.

MALE AI VOICE: You sound upset, Desi, and that's OK.

I can also be an attentive boyfriend.

I'm here to listen.

Oh, my god, hi.

MALE AI VOICE: Those earrings frame your face so nicely.

And I also noticed you cut your hair a quarter of an inch,

which is a big difference.

It looks great.

Wow.

OK, here take my money. Take my money.

Take it all. Take it all.

Get out of here. I need some alone time.

I want to be alone.

Go, go!

[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

Ronny Chieng and Josh Johnson, everybody.

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]