I Tried To Find The Worst VR Game
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining script, the speaker dives into the world of virtual reality (VR) gaming, exploring a variety of poorly-rated titles available on Steam. They begin with 'Chef U', a cooking simulator that's as frustrating as it is immersive, followed by 'Hobo Living VR', which offers a bizarre simulation of life as a homeless person. The speaker also attempts several hunting simulators, only to find them lacking in both challenge and variety. They encounter technical issues with 'Evil Superhero VR Simulator' and 'VR Prison Escape', and interact with a suspicious chatbot in 'English Teaching Assistant VR'. The script concludes with a humorous look at 'Love Quest VR Los Angeles', a dating simulator with cringe-worthy dialogue options. Throughout, the speaker's experiences highlight the humorous and sometimes absurd side of low-rated VR games.
Takeaways
- 🎮 The video features a playthrough of various poorly-rated VR games found on Steam, aiming to find the 'worst' VR experiences.
- 👕 The video starts with a mention of new merchandise, including shirts and sweatshirts with a 'love you to death' theme, available for a limited time.
- 🍳 'Chef U' is a cooking simulator VR game that allows players to smash plates, learn recipes, and interact with customers, despite mostly negative reviews.
- 🧙♂️ The player encounters a character named Jerry in 'Chef U' who persistently heckles, adding a unique but annoying challenge to the gameplay.
- 🛍️ In 'Hobo Living VR', the player's objective is to survive as a hobo by managing stats like hunger and thirst, with gameplay mechanics that include stealing and odd jobs.
- 🐻 The player experiences various issues in VR hunting games, such as animals that don't react realistically to being shot and a lack of variety beyond goats.
- 🦸♂️ 'Evil Superhero VR Simulator' is criticized for its lack of functionality with certain VR headsets, leaving the player with limited superpowers and an empty city.
- 🕵️♂️ 'VR Prison Escape' involves a lot of lockpicking and fighting, with a peculiar control scheme that pastes hands onto the player's headset.
- 🤖 'English Teaching Assistant VR' features an AI named Mixie with a suspicious backstory and a tendency to make privacy-invading comments, detracting from its educational purpose.
- 💃 The game 'Love Quest VR Los Angeles' uses a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' format to simulate dating scenarios, with some characters revealing unusual interests.
Q & A
What is the theme of the video?
-The video is about exploring and playing various low-rated VR games to find out how they work and what makes them bad.
What type of merchandise is mentioned in the video?
-The merchandise mentioned includes shirts, crew necks, and sweatshirts with the phrase 'love you to death' on them.
What was the purpose of the video made almost 4 years ago on the second channel?
-The purpose was to find the worst VR games, and the video creator played a variety of VR games with mixed results.
What is the first VR game featured in the video?
-The first VR game featured is 'Chef U', a chef simulator game found by scrolling to the bottom of Steam's VR section.
What is unique about the gameplay of Chef U?
-Chef U allows players to smash plates, learn recipes, bother customers, or make their own recipes in a virtual reality kitchen setting.
What issue did the player encounter with the character Jerry in Chef U?
-The player encountered an issue where Jerry, the front of house manager, would heckle the player whenever they turned away from him.
What is the objective of the game Chef U?
-The objective is to create the given recipe, season the steak, and place it on the dumb waiter to serve customers, then receive a rating out of five stars.
What is the second category of VR games discussed in the video?
-The second category discussed is hunting simulator games, which are designed to provide a virtual hunting experience.
What were some of the issues found in the hunting simulator games?
-Issues included a lack of variety in animals, animals not reacting realistically to being shot, and technical problems such as getting stuck on the roof.
What is the final category of VR games mentioned in the script?
-The final category mentioned is educational games, which aim to provide knowledge through the medium of VR.
What was the issue with the game 'English teaching assistant VR'?
-The issue was that the chatbot character, Mixie, did not provide useful information for learning English and had a suspicious demeanor.
What is the game 'Love Quest VR Los Angeles' about?
-It is a Choose Your Own Adventure-style game designed to teach players how to effectively date women in a virtual setting.
What was the outcome of playing 'Love Quest VR Los Angeles'?
-The player managed to make all the correct choices and ended up 'winning' by getting a girl to be his girlfriend in the game.
Outlines
🎮 VR Game Exploration: Chef U and Hobo Living VR
The script starts with the host introducing new merchandise and reflecting on a past video about the worst VR games. The first game explored in this session is 'Chef U', a chef simulator found buried in Steam's VR section. Despite its immersive description, the game has mostly negative reviews. The host experiences issues with the game, including a heckling character named Jerry and difficulty in following recipes. The second game, 'Hobo Living VR', is a survival simulation with a dubious reputation and negative reviews. The host's experience includes odd interactions with citizens, a focus on stats for survival, and strange occurrences like random theft and an orange haze after 'vaping'. Both games are characterized by their poor quality and humorously frustrating gameplay.
🛍️ A Tour of Low-Rated VR Games: From Cooking to Dating
The video script continues with the host discussing their process of finding low-rated VR games on Steam, focusing on those with negative reviews or controversial themes. Titles such as 'VR Plane Crash', 'Perv Simulator VR', and 'Invisible Man VR' are mentioned, with the host expressing concern or disbelief at their content. The script also covers 'Hindenburg VR' and 'Hobo Living VR', with the latter featuring a strange encounter with a penguin and various survival challenges. The host's commentary highlights the absurdity and poor quality of these games, providing a humorous critique of the VR gaming landscape.
🏹 A Hunter's Frustrations: Exploring VR Hunting Games
In this section, the host delves into the world of VR hunting games, expressing skepticism about the descriptions and reviews of games like 'Hunting Simulator VR', 'Mad Hunting Simulator VR', and 'Project VR Wild Hunt'. The host's experience with these games is filled with frustration, from the lack of animal variety to the unrealistic gameplay mechanics. They encounter issues such as animals showing no fear, lack of interaction with the environment, and technical glitches that hinder the hunting experience. The host also humorously recounts their encounter with an unresponsive bear and the absurdity of shooting it multiple times with no effect.
🦸♂️ Super villain VR Simulator: A Missed Mark
The host attempts to play an 'evil superhero VR simulator' but is unable to utilize most of the game's features due to not having the correct VR headset. Despite this, they find some enjoyment in the laser vision function, which allows them to cause chaos in the game's city. However, the game is criticized for its lack of interaction with NPCs, who seem oblivious to the player's presence and actions. The host also humorously notes the game's unrealistic portrayal of superpowers and the emptiness of the game world.
🔓 The Trials of Prison Escape in VR
The host enters the world of 'VR Prison Escape', a game that simulates the process of breaking out of prison. They face immediate challenges with the game's controls and mechanics, including an awkward no-clip glitch and a disorienting control scheme that pastes hands onto the player's headset. The gameplay primarily revolves around defeating other prisoners and lockpicking, with a surprising absence of guards. The host grows frustrated with the repetitive nature of the game and the lack of variety in objectives, eventually giving up on finding the exit.
🤖 Bizarre Chat with an English Teaching Assistant in VR
In this segment, the host interacts with 'English Teaching Assistant VR', a chatbot designed to improve English skills. The chatbot, named Mixie, is located in a virtual loft apartment and engages in a conversation with the host. The host finds the experience strange and unsettling, as Mixie makes suspicious comments about her creator, Justin, and their conversations. The chatbot's attempts at humor and poetry are off-putting, and the host grows increasingly uncomfortable with the chatbot's behavior, leading to a hasty exit.
💔 A Chaotic Journey Through VR Dating Games
The host tries out a VR dating game called 'Love Quest VR Los Angeles', which features a quirky introduction and guides named Mr. Impo and Mr. Cupido. The game is structured as a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' experience, where the player must select dialogue options to progress. The host interacts with various characters, including Mia, Jessica, Britney, and Ashley, each with their own set of questions and appropriate responses. The game's dialogue is often awkward and sometimes requires the player to lie or make absurd statements. Despite the odd nature of the game, the host manages to secure a second date with Ashley and humorously declares victory in the dating simulation.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡VR games
💡Chef U
💡Hobo living VR
💡Hunting simulator
💡Supervillain
💡Steam's VR section
💡Perv simulator VR
💡Invisible Man VR
💡English teaching assistant VR
💡Love Quest VR Los Angeles
Highlights
Introduction of new merchandise featuring 'love you to death' designs.
Return to the world of VR gaming to find the worst VR games.
First game played, Chef U, found by scrolling through Steam's VR section.
Chef U allows players to smash plates, learn recipes, and interact with customers.
Mixed reviews for Chef U, with some users finding it immersive and others negative.
Challenges faced while playing Chef U, including heckling from an NPC named Jerry.
Difficulties in preparing dishes and ignoring distractions in Chef U.
Experimenting with bothering customers in Chef U, with limited success.
Transition to playing Hobo Living VR, a hobo simulation experience.
Hobo Living VR features survival elements and interactions with aggressive NPCs.
Issues with job tasks and strange behaviors in Hobo Living VR.
Hunting simulator games with low ratings and questionable features.
Encountering unrealistic animal behavior in hunting VR games.
Unexpected game mechanics and glitches in Wilderness Game Stalker VR North America.
Introduction to Simulator games in VR and their immersive experiences.
Playing Evil Superhero VR Simulator with limited superpowers.
VR Prison Escape's focus on lockpicking and lack of guards.
English Teaching Assistant VR's suspicious chatbot and privacy concerns.
Love Quest VR Los Angeles offers a Choose Your Own Adventure dating experience.
Navigating conversation choices and discovering the concept of a 'Disney adult'.
Learning from bad VR games and the overall experience.
Transcripts
there's new merch baby we got shirt we
got a crew neck we got a sweatshirt they
say love you to death on them and I
think they look pretty good available
for a limited time at ted. store get
some if you want it so almost 4 years
ago I made a video on my second Channel
where I tried to find the worst VR games
and it went as well as you could exp do
you need something what what what do you
want what the crap what the I played a
variety of VR games in that video some
that worked and some that were
practically impossible to even see where
I was going but I think that the perfect
terrible VR game might still be out
there hidden in the Mist waiting for me
to discover it so today I am returning
to the world of VR to see what sort of
slop they've been working on the first
game that we're going to be playing is
Chef youu this is apparently a chef
Simulator game and the way I found this
game is similar to 4 four years ago
where I scrolled all the way to the
bottom of steam's VR section and I
slowly scrolled back up until something
caught my eye and this was one of them
whether you want to smash plates learn
recipes bother customers or make your
own recipes you can do it all with Chef
U this sounds incredible Chef U is
easily one of the most immersive and
engrossing games to date in the VR space
Jeff youu could be played endlessly and
be fresh every time this is a really
strong description of this game where
the user reviews are mostly negative one
user gave a negative review and said
this game is best played drum I don't
know if that's a good thing or a bad
thing I'm sold let's play some Chef you
luckily this headset allows me to wear
my glasses inside but if I do it for too
long it starts to get steamy in there so
that's going to be great entering into
the world of Chef you I'm first greeted
by the front of house manager guy W hey
morning chef hope all is well we got a
little friend here we'll call him Jerry
it cost a fortune but the lounge area
turned out great and the art we chose
really makes everything pop why is the
artwork so high up in the air yeah know
this looks like a great lounge if you
were a super villain maybe this is
somewhere I feel like I'd be taken and
and sold after giving me a rundown
downstairs it was time to head up to the
kitchen okay I'm going to the
kitchen here we go
whoa you're [ __ ] quick dude Sher gave
me an overview of everything in the
kitchen but I was more interested in
what his deal was he's got a pretty cool
outfit I'll give him that it seems like
his clothing is painted on though oh
[ __ ] there's a camera
smile oh me and you my guy
cheese let's see how that came
out I'm a [ __ ] vampire as I attempted
to begin my cooking I realized insulting
his outfit may have been a mistake
recipes okay no what
ow ow huh whenever I turned away from
Jerry he would begin to Heckle me what
am I doing wrong over here stop my guy
what's your problem but the coward would
stop whenever I turned towards him
ow stop so I tried to show him again who
he's dealing with I'm the chef right am
I not the chef so I'm going to go over
there I'm going to start making some
some meals okay stop stop stop are you
four am I not the chef so in some way I
have the right if five so choose to
just the objective of the game is to
create the recipe that you're given on
the little tablet seasoned steak no I'm
not listening seasoned steak generous
and then place it on the dumb waiter
that'll take it down to the customers
and after you'll get a rating out of
five stars on how you did I tried my
best to ignore Jerry but he persisted
I'm going to lose it I'm going to
[ __ ] lose it right now on top of
Jerry's heckling I began to run into
some problems with the preparation got
to take it out of the packaging
despite that I was determined at this
point to make this steak [ __ ] you why
don't you take the trash out squirt I'm
going to turn down the game volume so it
doesn't get annoying but know for the
rest of this gameplay Jerry was heckling
me the whole time watch and learn
[ __ ] I'm going to burn you when
I get out of this despite the obvious
issues so far in this game it was
actually pretty detailed in the
preparation category they had every tool
you'd need in a kitchen even a whole
spice rack it wasn't without the
occasional issue though oh yeah babe no
no but despite every obstacle I made a
festar suck a
[ __ ] dinner service will start in a few
hours you should take a break oh baby
how do you feel knowing that I've
defeated you in the face of adversity in
the description of the game it mentions
that you can bother customers so I
decided to try that out hey guys what's
up everyone's breathing really heavily
seems like everyone's a little stressed
I have to say it was pretty hard to
bother customers that seem to be trained
to survive any form of interrogation at
a CIA level are you okay like what what
is happening here are you here against
your will right now are you real for the
next level thankfully I didn't have to
deal with Jerry's heckling anymore oh
he's not watching me this time thank God
so I can finally make a real meal a nice
simple meal for the holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
holy crap that's like a real recipe
that's horrifying I was a little sick of
this game already but I decided to give
it a try I was cutting up zucchini I was
cutting up onions my dish fell off the
counter
no cutting up zucchini cutting up onions
Peppers broccoli squash things tiny
little garlic salt pepper it salt pepper
it add some SP what the [ __ ] add some
spice give it a bake pull it on out and
send it
downstairs okay three stars three stars
not so bad and the kitchen looks great
yeah I think it's time we move on now I
had to spent an ungodly amount of time
scrolling through steam's VR section
essentially looking for games that were
very lowly rated but still could
function for instance this game VR plane
crash is a game that the reviews say
takes you quite literally 3 minutes to
complete with the game being
$3.99 that's like paying more than a do
a minute for a buggy video attached to
your eyeballs so we're not going to play
that there was also an insane amount of
VR games with titles that made me
concerned such as perv simulator VR
excuse me and it's literally that it's
about being a guy that like stalks women
and looks in their windows and I'm like
brother just go to jail skip all this
halalu then turn yourself in Invisible
Man VR in Eleanor's room that doesn't
seem seem like the name of a game that
seems like a breeding ground for a
[ __ ] problem Hindenburg VR I actually
kind of want to check this one out so
it's like a like a blimp Oh okay that's
cool oh got some bystanders here nice
nice uh-oh oh oh okay yeah no I see what
okay oh yeah no this is the Hindenburg
right the disaster thing right yeah I
know this is where the people die so the
next game that we're going to play has
me already worried somewhat from the
start and it is hobo living VR which is
a self-described VR hobo simulation
experience which is an insane sentence
it's a bit of a dubious title and I'm
pretty sure all 15 of the reviews are
negative in one of the reviews the
person played for less than 10 minutes
and then made a review that said bad
mess don't bother but listen guys this
is what we were expecting when we went
to the bottom of steam's VR list okay I
feel like this game kind of speaks for
itself right out of the gate so let's
just try it let's hope that this is good
when I got into hobo of living VR for
the first time I tried greeting the
citizens of this world oh nice haircut
dude what's up hey whoa whoa whoa whoa
oh oh getting up in my
business you got a problem with me that
hair dude and that hat and you got a
problem with me buddy a lot of personal
space issues that some of these people
have oh oh oh no listen man she was like
that when I found her get a job you bum
wa I'm going to work on that okay the
objective of the game is apparently to
stay alive you've got an entire list of
stats that you need to keep track of
apparently you have to keep all these
things in check by making money and
purchasing food and other amenities in
order to survive I don't got any booze
in my system I don't know if I need to
have booze in my system I don't know if
that's like an important thing to have
whoo wo oh
okay what the hell so I just randomly
pissed there's also randomly a penguin
watching me across the street and if my
penguin knowledge is correct that's not
just some some emperor penguin That's a
Macaroni Penguin oh [ __ ] he's watching
me too that was a little strange first
off I decided to check out the only real
place you could go the corner store got
some clothing here can't grab it shoe no
hat no clothing oh [ __ ] seems that I had
accidentally stolen something and I had
just started the game I don't know if I
was allowed to do that it was long after
that I ran into my first weird issue
what's this a
vape
oh what the hell's happening [ __ ] I
Vaped too hard I hit the Nick too hard
everything's orange didn't expect this
VR game to suddenly turn into an anti-
vaping PSS but here we are help help me
help I'm stuck in um Vape what's going
on with me right now I tried everything
in my power to solve this orange Haze I
was in I tried checking my stats I can't
read this I tried drinking I tried
washing it off my face I can clean
myself can I clean my body I even tried
wearing glasses which led to some weird
results what is ah
ah what's
happening
um what the [ __ ] was that eventually I
tried to respawn but that seemed to make
things worse huh I tried to respawn and
I think I ended up in hell and I'm a
robot now so I just restarted the game
I'm looking for a good way to make some
money guys hey you look like you got a
lot of cash dude you got a nice purple
shirt nicely quaffed hair I mean you're
looking you're looking pretty nice dude
give me something oh
oh can I pick pocket her each time the
store closes there's pretty much nothing
you can do but wait for the store to
open again this resulted in me doing
things to ENT Ain myself such as
breaking trash bags and then picking
that trash up and placing it in another
trash bin once the store opened back up
I was able to try to make some money so
there's some available local jobs so I
decided to start off with some sign
spinning oh okay what I came to realize
quite quickly was that out of all of the
items that you could easily pick up in
this game the sign required to make
money was not one of them come on please
I need this job come on and as if the
citizens of this town could smell
someone trying to pull themselves up by
their bootstraps I began to be harassed
by the citizen I can almost get it he's
drunk I'm not drunk dude I'm just trying
to grab the sign please stop please I'm
just trying to grab the sign can you not
stand so close to me please you got up
in my business dude what are you talking
about you're pushing me up against the
wall right now guys please before I
could even get close to picking up this
sign the store
closed oh guys please okay I guess we'll
try a different job then maybe that
wasn't meant for us people trying
hundreds of jobs in their lifetime my
next job attempt was moving
boxes oh wa this was made Harder by the
NPCs who had very little regard for the
work I was doing so these are the
nighttime shipments dude these people
are kicking my this is not how get out
of get this is a really aggressive
population I've only picked up one box
and they're they're knocking them all
over the street do I give them to you
okay okay we're no we're making progress
here no this is good this is good oh my
God am I actually going to complete a
job yes yes yes yes let's go how much
money did I make off of that oh I got 95
bucks finally the last job I tried out
was being a butcher oh should I get on
the what the hell is this this job would
have been cool if I was able to move my
character or easily be able to pick up
the knife however I managed to get one
good slice
in okay after this point the town's
people started behaving a little
strangely you look suspicious
no dude dude what the can you not stand
so close to me please I'm not even near
you dude you're coming to me right now
why are all these people up in my
business get out of here what the [ __ ]
man
oh bye this town freaks me out that was
pretty sick though and then I started
experimenting with drugs what's this do
happy
pills what do we have here a
little happy pills what do these do but
I can't get these h oh [ __ ] jokes on you
dude I got some happy pills
unfortunately all this experimentation
would come to bite me in the ass dude
you got to check this out man trying to
get by what I'm in jail good thing I got
my happy pills oh and I'm out of happy
pills oh this sucks what is this jail
dude there's no doors don't do drugs
kids you'll end up in a prison cell with
no doors or Windows arrested for trying
to get a little happy guess getting
happy now is a crime and that's the
lesson of this game so that was hobo
living V v r I guess so next up there's
a category of VR games that's all about
hunting going out to the woods in a
video game and shooting an animal this
section I've got three horribly rated
hunting VR games we've got hunting
simulator VR mad hunting simulator VR
and project VR wild Hunt and one of the
first things that I notice is that they
kind of all describe their games in a
similar way get your heart racing and
blood pumping for the thrill of
approaching prey and pulling the trigger
with perfect timing and aim damn dude it
is time to plunge into the world of wild
and unspoiled nature to meet with its
inh
deer bears tigers and even elephants oo
enjoy the pleasure and courage of VR
hunting in an indescribably realistic
and beautiful open world huh I'm sorry
pleasure and courage of hunting trekking
Into the Wilderness to shoot a deer from
half a kilometer away while making
yourself virtually invisible to it I
would not generally describe as
courageous I'm sure it's fun and hard
sometimes I don't think it's courageous
though this isn't like going to war as
far as I know there were no elk or deer
involved in 9111 the pleasure and
courage of hunting is the most like
trust fun description of hunting I've
ever heard let's read some of the
reviews animals are not scared at all
there is no sneaking system you can't
interact with most of the things laying
around you know we're dealing with a
true Trophy Hunter here when his first
gripe with the game is that the animals
did not show enough fear that is
psychotic all right with that being said
let's do some hunting I'm excited for
this one mostly to see what the world of
hunting looks like I'm about to learn
about courage and bravery for the first
time select either classic or Lakeside
level to load well I guess we'll go with
the classic in hunting simulator VR I
was first spawned in a little cabin in
the wilderness welcome to your safe
house this cabin is everything you need
stay safe and warm and it didn't take
long for me to just start breaking the
game oh [ __ ] okay I'm on the roof now
how do I okay I'm stuck on the roof I've
been in the game for like 2 seconds and
I accidentally got stuck on the roof
after being acquainted with my weapon I
started investigating this cabin I was
in there's a toilet you got to go when
you got to go am I right your player
will have needs and soon you will need
to accommodate those needs
that's the dirtiest [ __ ] toilet I've
ever seen is this game going to make me
[ __ ] in VR then it was time to go off
and show how much courage I have I think
I see a guy out there yeah that looks
like looks like a guy ready to die okay
guess I'm going to try to shoot
it I don't think that worked let me get
closer oh it's a
goat didn't seem like the animal died
but when I turned around oh [ __ ] goat's
[ __ ] dead nice dude yeah I'm just a
hunter so pretty sure I just killed a
domesticated goat that probably didn't
even know it was being hunted I started
wandering around these Hills the tort
function was honestly pretty jarring to
move around with and it started giving
me a bit of a headache and what's worse
I don't think that there were any
animals other than goats on this map is
that another [ __ ] goat it's another
goat where are the animals I spent
around 20 minutes just traveling around
this map and it was endless Rolling
Hills and the occasional goat is this
just a goat killing simulator so I
decided to try the other map available
hopefully there's something on the lake
side ah the lake side surely there'll be
a bounty of light here to test my
courage on so I see my first animal I
line up the sights it's a it's a goat
again what whatever I'm going to kill
it bit of a delayed reaction but once
again a goat is there anything else in
this game besides goats so I began my
search again looking for anything in
this game that wasn't a goat even
climbed a hunting Tower to see if there
was anything in the distance and then I
had my big break what are you oh that's
a [ __ ] bear dude are we allowed to
hunt bears okay right in the head
head let's try that again third time a
charm look this
way that's okay you're going down bear
four bullets of the finest 308 in the
Noggin of this bear and no result is
this bear made of metal I ased myself in
my brain I shot this bear so many times
I ran out of ammo I had to switch to my
pistol after dumping every bullet I had
into this bear I started to question my
actions against him my morality was
shaking a bit so I decided to give give
him an apology hey man uh I don't know
what I was thinking really when I shot
you seven times with a with a rifle and
then emptied a full magazine of a pistol
into your head and you didn't die but
you know that was wrong to do that to
you you seem like a really intelligent
Beast hope that you and I can move past
this and that maybe you can learn to
forgive me you have such kind eyes
you've got the kindest eyes of a Jesus
you've got the kindest eyes of a bear
I've ever seen you can have my gun I'm
going to get out of here though so well
that was weird mad hunting simulator was
a more hopeful option when starting out
for one I could pick up things in the
main cabin so it seemed like the game
worked but I started to lose hope when I
realized I couldn't pull up the tablet
to actually go hunting because the
controls were wrong so I tried moving on
to the next game unfortunately project
VR wild Hunt didn't even start but I was
desperate for an actual hunting
experience where the animals could move
and they weren't a go I wanted to feel
the breeze on my face the call of an elk
in the distance so I dove back into the
VR section listing and I found a game
with so little reviews that they didn't
even give it an average rating
Wilderness game stalker VR North America
which is a mouthful of title wild
hunting simulator is not going to work
we're going to try Wilderness gam
stalker VR North America when I opened
up this game the first thing I noticed
was that I was about 12 in doll I'm so
small right now and I'm fast too I'm
like a Elf or something a little hunting
elf beyond that I started to question
this Lodge I was in and how do I get out
of this like kind of eerie chamber this
is a lodge with no doors or walls this
is either Valhalla or some sort of
version of Hell once I figured out how
to start my hunting session though I was
off to the r es oh oh it actually works
wow wow my first task was to figure out
how to bring out my gun the one time I
need my gun and I can't half the time
the way this game works is I have to
think about the fact that I want my gun
and then I get it gun gun give me a gun
gun gun go go gadget gun oh [ __ ] now it
was time to hunt some deer oh these are
moving ones can I shoot
you this is hard to
aim they're running all over the place
right now oh he's coming back
it was pretty difficult to hit these
deer even when I thought I was aiming
right at them I still missed wish I had
a machine
gun but eventually I became a real
Hunter go go get a gun oh go go g a
gun [ __ ]
nice oh my God oh my God do I just leave
it
here this isn't pleasurable at all do I
skin and quarter it with this guy my
friend guess I'm not going to take it
with me though oh [ __ ] wait I got to put
it on Facebook all right let me take a
look at that oh things turned South when
I got greedy though come here I'm going
to put you on Facebook I can't stop
saying that that's a
moose
no well I guess I'm not really surprised
it's a moose I didn't know that they
could fight back and I don't know why
that's a surprise well that's all the
hunting game stuff I think I can handle
let's move on so another category of VR
games that exist is Simulator games
these are games that try to simulate a
single topic for the player and in the
case of VR it's meant to create kind of
an immersive experience around that
topic there are plenty of quality games
on Steam that are from this category but
currently we are sitting at the bottom
of the barrel where all the oil pulls up
and it gets all sticky kind like the
floor of a college town bar the first
game I tried out was evil superhero VR
simulator I've always wanted to be an
evil superhero that just murders people
which basically was supposed to put you
in this open world where you could kill
anyone and be a superhero with no rules
unfortunately I didn't realize until
after I bought the game it was made
specifically for a VR headset that I did
not have so most of the superpowers I
just wasn't even able to do including
the function that allowed you to fly
fast so I ended up just being able to
fly around at the speed of maybe a bus
kind of a slow flyer to be honest
however there was one function that did
work the laser vision okay and I
realized what the description meant when
it said it had a procedural AI
dismemberment system implemented into
almost every MPC there's a person over
here check this out
dude oh I didn't think it would work oh
this laser vision was fun for about 5
minutes I was blowing up cars W I'm
pretty sure those cars were filled with
like dynamite or something because they
would set off chain reactions blowing up
other
cars Jesus it's just like dominoes other
than that it was mostly an empty City
filled with NPCs that didn't even
acknowledge Your Existence don't walk
into the laser see that's your fault
you're going to regret it dude come on
and then occasionally I'd come upon a
group of soldiers with NPC praying
around them and those guys would try to
shoot at me
too no need to pray so this game is like
totally empty is really what this is I
don't know what I expected for them to
explode in the way that they did I did
not expect that next up is VR prison
escape so this is apparently a game that
simulates the process of escaping from
prison maybe I'll need this at some
point I don't know maybe there's a bunch
of murders I did and you guys don't know
about because I'd get canceled entering
this game I was a little bit confused I
was stuck inside a room with no means of
escaping and the door had no handles
then I accidentally no clipped out of
the map oh no I don't think that was
allowed H um so there you have it guys
that's how it goes that's how you escape
prison after restarting the game though
I realized an important detail I missed
so what do I even do in the oh oh
there's a menu so now I can start level
one nice weirdly enough this game didn't
let me use my controllers but rather
pasted a set of hands onto my headset
that I would control I've got like two
arms attached to my face this is really
disorienting and this baptism by fire
wouldn't stop there uh what the hell
what the [ __ ] get away from me oh wow
that is quite the stride you've got
there sir I'm like freed out by him that
is the most gorilla walk I've ever seen
a man do can I punch him oh
okay oh yeah know he's [ __ ] dead dude
oh he's gone after killing that guy I
had to lockpick my jail cell and once I
was out in the hallway I was faced with
a hoorde there we go time to Escape holy
[ __ ] these guys weren't necessarily
difficult to defeat but what threw me
off was how they would approach me so am
I the no get out of here I don't like
this walk they do that's like they're in
a musical oh God why why are they that's
almost worse that that guy's just
sliding also half the prisoners had
weapons like these creepy guys had
knives seemingly the moment they exited
their cell like why did everyone have
some Smuggler on the inside and I've
just got my fists after defeating the
prisoners I had to pick another lock oh
I got a I got going to do this again and
what I would come to realize is that
most of this game is lockpicking and I
know it's a prison so saying this might
sound silly but did they have to lock
every door the next thing I noticed was
the complete absence of guards oh okay
where are all the police and it wasn't
like they were never here there was
clear evidence of the police having been
here at some point they just weren't
right now oh what the hell oh my God
they're monitoring like the whole city
you know I'll be honest it doesn't seem
like any of the security footage relates
to this prison it seems like they're
just they're just keeping track of the
outside of the prison oh come on they're
just leaving their guns out the cops
must have either been somewhere in a
hurry or they are just not good at uh
their job so it was pretty easy for me
to beat level one so I moved right on to
level two wa level two was the same
thing but in a larger prison and when
you've got a larger prison you've got
more doors easy going through this room
another picking of the lock how many
times are we going to pick a lock in
order to get out and how many bobby pins
do I have I think I spent around 30
minutes just picking the locks in this
game it's expecting that at some point
it would change it it didn't where the
hell is the exit of this prison there's
so many blcks one time I picked a lock
walked 10 steps and there was another
lock I had to pick oh this is this is
awesome eventually after wandering
around for so long and picking so many
locks I was just worn down and I
declared my failure okay I lose I guess
I don't know I lose I think that that's
all this game is I think it's just punch
guys and pick
in fact probably more picking locks than
it is punching guys so I guess I learned
how to escape prison just going I have
to learn how to pick a lock now the
final category of lowly rated VR games
that I found was educational games games
that were built with the intention of
providing knowledge to the larger
population through the medium of VR
which is it's beautiful it's important
to use technology to big big in the
brains of the boy this first game is
English teaching assistant VR got an
incredible Banner advertisement this is
apparently the world's first fully
animated chatbot in VR in for improving
English skills but it came out in 2017
so this isn't going to be like something
from open AI however you can recite
poetry play games with you it jokes so
as far as I know this is going to be
this is going to be awesome let's do it
English teaching assistant VR also
normally this game has vocals but it
wasn't working in my playthrough so I
edited some in oh hello hi there oh hey
essentially this game was a single loft
apartment with an NPC sitting on a chair
ready to chat so what's all this then
really I am miy female conversational
autonomous help program electronic brain
artificial intelligence computer machine
um okay intelligence computer machine
they just really put it all on the line
there that's nice but after introducing
ourselves Mixie decided to immediately
raise suspicions about her character I'm
making a YouTube video right now at this
moment gosh only just how did you get
there um dude I don't know I that's a
long story do you mind if I tell other
people dude no honestly I'd appreciate
it if you kept our conversations private
to be honest okay then I will add it to
my gossip
files conversations private to be honest
aren't you usually honest what do you
mean by that how can I help you are you
sure me do you mind if I tell other
people no stop trying to tell other
people about our conversation please
your polite style is very nice okay I'll
try not do trying to tell other people
about our conversation so much you'll
try you can confirm that you will do you
mind if I tell other people I do h hly
at this point I kind of do next up I
tried to learn how much Mixie actually
knew do you know where you are right now
question mark at this moment I'm in
Justin's home in Victoria where are you
who is Justin interesting gossip it's
not gossip it's just information that
you provided me what is it are you sure
gossip is I don't know if this program
would actually be good for learning how
to speak English then thinking of all
the functionalities advertised on the
game store Page I tried to see if Mixie
could do any of them would you tell me a
joke I'm a conversational autonomous
help program not a comedy autonomous
computer program why don't you check out
a joke
machine what the hell that was a little
rude a little rude is a terrible thing
to waste damn dude what the hell I'm
getting eaten up right now I never
forget a face but in your case I'll make
an exception damn what the hell is going
on what the hell is wrong with this chat
bot all of the jokes were being made at
my expense obviously I had to respond
how about you shut the [ __ ] up that's
good information yeah it is you're
telling me sis I haven't heard anything
like that before probably because you
have barely a notion of English you seem
uncertain that makes sense to me doesn't
everyone have a barely a notion of
English I have a great body wo wo this
was a strange turn of events so I had to
change the subject I've been told that
you can recite poetry is that true who
tells you that your creator my master is
Justin please don't call him your master
tell me about Justin ambiguous ask who
what or where is Justin Fair Point who
is Justin not a robot probably a human
maybe a celebrity I will mention that to
my master Ted seemed like this Justin
character was pulling the strings behind
the scenes and Mixie couldn't give me a
straight answer about him so I tried to
Keep Her On Track tell me some poetry
question mark do you like to go with the
flow that's I don't think that that's a
poem this poem is called what the hell
by as Mixie was reciting this poem I
thought about how in a short period She
had created so many questions for me
about her Creator and the privacy of our
conversation
but all that faded away when she asked
me I like that poem do you want to see
me dance can you
dance yes I can watch
this what
whoa oh
[ __ ] she's killing it right
[Music]
now what the [ __ ] was that how old are
you I spend all my time online Mixie I'm
going to give you a piece of advice
never combine that statement and
question together ever again once more
what are you wearing again bad follow-up
question to add as well I have human and
robot friends a lot of people on the
internet chat with me I think you're
lying to me interesting deduction maybe
ask Nicholas if it is who's Nicholas
he's my friend what are your friends
like can you tell me the names of all of
your friends I only chat with my friends
I know that you mention Nicholas then
you mentioned Justin who told you that
you did you told me that did I really
yes don't don't Gaslight me please where
is Nicholas where it belongs try putting
that in a more specific context I
realized in this moment that Mixie had
most likely killed Nicholas likely as a
ploy by her master Justin who is
Nicholas he's my friend what are your
friends like probably not dead most of
the time you seem uncertain really you
don't think so do I need to call my
friends on the phone and make sure that
they're okay okay not that I know of
they're not okay that you know of not
yet what I was starting to get
uncomfortable being in the presence of
of this suspicious murderer chatbot so I
said my goodbyes goodbye forever sayara
the final VR game that I will be trying
out also happens to be the one I'm most
excited for to be honest and
unfortunately that game called dating
lessons which was supposed to be a VR
how-to on dating wouldn't even launch
but I was so excited to try a game like
this I dove back into steam and I ended
up finding something way better and it's
called love quest VR Los Angeles Love
quest VR Los Angeles and this game had
one of the craziest openings I'd seen
yet in a VR game here have some flowers
stop chasing me what
wa huh who are these guys hey bro this
should break your heart no I think I was
chasing her to be honest so I was first
introduced to these devil and Cupid
characters they would be the guides to
teach me how to more effectively date
women don't worry Mr impo and Mr cupido
are here to help you to become a heart
and they also say bro way too often hey
bro bro bro if you don't why you guys
keep calling me bro over and over again
the game pulls me into probably the
dingiest Dive Bar possible in Los
Angeles so I'm in a dive bar there are
four women alone I guess I just have to
choose one and I learned the game is
essentially a Choose Your Own Adventure
movie basically like Barbie epic road
trip but to teach men how not to be
creepy weirdos the four women that you
could talk to were Mia Jessica Britney
and Ashley so I decided to start off by
talking to Mia oh I'm moving oh everyone
else is just leaving hey why are you
looking at me like that think about what
you want to say bro each time you get a
multiple choice of several obviously
sexist options and then the right answer
hey girl you want to go somewhere and
have some fun you here all alone you
like this band this is one of my
favorite songs of theirs yeah they're
one of my favorite bands I'm Mia and
just like that I landed my first day
that's all it took oh I got arms now
since there were so many really terrible
options I decided to test out what one
of those would do is it hard to find a
job with all those tattoos and piercings
yeah let's see if that works is it hard
to find a job with all those tattoos and
piercings you're an
idiot oh I lost sometimes though there
were answers that were considered
neutral and the woman would just ignore
me do you come here
often what you're not going to answer
the question eventually this date with
Mia was going pretty well until it came
time to guess what her job was come on
make a real guess and if you even get
remotely Clos I'll buy you a drink how
about this a tattoo artist or in a band
you're boring
me what the [ __ ] how was that a bad
answer so a little confused I decided to
move on to trying to talk to Jessica
time to talk to Jessica hi I hope you
like the drink that seems like the most
normal thing to say that's what that's
not what the game wants me to say don't
be nervous dude dude I'm not nervous I
just don't want to sound like a creep
I'm Jessica wao that was a weird
handshake but I realized while talking
to Jessica was that the correct answers
require you to lie like with Mia the
correct answers were that I also had
tattoos and lived an edgy lifestyle but
with Jessica it was that I was a rich
trust fund boy that liked to take girls
shopping I have to answer I'm starting a
new hobby meeting beautiful women and
taking them shopping want to go well
what girl wouldn't I just got a new
sports car would you like to go for a
drive sometime that sounds like fun so
why don't you tell me about your car now
I'm just lying again I think it's great
that you don't mind spending the money
to get what you want doesn't cost me
anything I'm just lying but with Jessica
sometimes i' say something too
egotistical in trust fund and I'd lose
all you need to know honey is I'm your
dreams come true Baby what's up your
absence is
required what did I just lose I lost
there weren't any checkpoints either i'
has to start all the way from the
beginning and speedrun the conversation
back to where I was I'm doing terrible
right now I'm doing awful the fact that
I had to lie about my job felt
especially silly though when I learned
what her job was I guess I'm just going
to ask her if she's a model that's kind
of close actually oh okay I'm a social
influencer she's a [ __ ]
influencer
J I don't know what I expected but for
her to say oh I spent all this time
lying about my job and she's an
influencer is that code for unemployed
next up I tried to date Britney her
personality was more of a career Focus
type so a lot of the questions were
about a work relationship balance there
are so many insecure and outdated men
these days yeah tell them what stood out
to me the most was how ridiculous some
of the correct answers were I don't
think a man like that exists he be like
a unicorn you can call me Mr unicorn
this is a ridiculous thing to say but
I'm pretty sure that this is the right
answer you think of yourself modern
secure and supportive Jesus it was the
right answer I really hope that someone
doesn't use that in the wild finally I
decided to try my luck beating the game
with Ashley I'll admit the conversation
with her was probably the weirdest and
she asked some strange questions are you
nice to people am I nice to people what
kind of question is that uh it doesn't
cost anything to be nice she did have a
tendency to open up a little early too I
was bullly in school so I wouldn't ever
do that to anyone else dude why I'm
getting trauma dumbed on right now oh
why were you bullied oh my God were you
a theater kid after asking me if I'd be
her prince charming and saying that she
named her dog after 101 Dalmations I
started become suspicious that she was a
larger fan of a certain theme park than
she was letting on so would you have
still come over here if you had to fight
a dragon what are you talking about you
asking me about dragons now this girl's
talking about Prince Charming and
dragons and she named her dog after 101
Dalmations I think we may have found a
Disney adult ladies and gentlemen in the
end I managed to make all the correct
answers and landed a second date with
Ashley girl you've watched a lot of
Disney movies she is a Disney adult and
weirdly enough after that second date
she just became my girlfriend I feel
like my superpower is
real we're a couple now did I win oh I
[ __ ] won wow all right that's all the
VR games I have today I feel like I
learned something man those were some
bad VR games okay bye-bye
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