Coachella 2024 Fashion Review

you guys that time of year is here let's

go to the desert I don't know guys okay

it's 9:30 on a Monday morning and I

examining

choices hi everybody I'm sorry I've been

raising my arms a lot I am not trying to

hit some sort of armpit Community ew I'm

sorry armpits that's for different video

so like I said it is Monday and it is a

quiet morning because all of the girlies

that went to Coachella are fast asleep

recovering from 3 days and three nights

what [ __ ] Christmas Story am I

reading I don't know why I'm trying to

reinvent the wheel of intros it was

Coachella weekend one this past weekend

something I do on my channel quite often

is little outfit reviews SL fashion

roasts and just like some influencers

not having any taste for their Coachella

outfit this year is no different I do

fashion roast quite a bit on my channel

so if you are new here be sure to

subscribe hit the Bell oh my god I've

gotten off my schedule I'm going crazy I

don't know was that convincing enough

this was my attempt at a Coachella

outfit for this video although yep those

are my pajama pants thank you so much

I've got some celebrities I've got some

influencers I've got some performers

we're going to go through them and then

at the end I'm going to give you who my

faves and who my least faves were so

come on come on no actually I just saw

that in a viewfinder that was disturbing

let's just get into it oh my God I just

reached for the camera and yeah I stink

what can I say I'm getting the full

coach experience cut off denim heinous

boo truly what more could I ask for

first up we have Lil Uzi vert who looks

like he just came from last year's me

Gala No like why does he look like he's

channeling Carl leral I feel like I can

talk about Lil uzi's fashion choices the

same way I could talk about cars in that

I have no idea what I'm talking about or

what I'm looking at this is giving like

founding father at the Sahara stage I

will say Lil Uzi vert can do founding

fathers founding fathers could never do

Lil Uzi vert next up we have Sabrina

Carpenter and she is performing I was

going to say I'm assuming no she

literally is I honestly really like this

look as like a performance look I think

it's fun I think it's very Coachella it

is very basic so there's that one thing

about me is I am a sucker for a good

nude in every sort of respect in this

case I love that like yellow nude

neutral in the jacket I think with her

hair and her skin it looks gorgeous the

mini skirt is so fun but like do I think

it's basic for sure I don't really

listen to Sabrina Carpenter so I don't

know what kind of music she makes but

this I don't know if it's truly giving

like Coachella performer I feel like for

performing a Coachella the waist up of

this outfit is really giving and then

the waist down is taking a lot of my

energy to not just take a giant dookie

on it the shoes I feel like if she went

with just a different boot that was in

the same color family as the rest of the

outfit but was maybe like a pointed to

like almost like a cowboy boot I guess I

think that would be so much better but

like it's basic she looks cute is Miss

Carpenter's outfit giving me a woody no

that was a carpenter joke thank you next

up we have Shakira and much like her

hips I'm not going to lie I love this I

don't think I've gravitated to a Shakira

look quite like this I think the

gradient is so beautiful and I love the

texture this like distressed knitting

create I think that this is like a

perfect Coachella look especially for

performing Shakira I know that you've

allegedly evaded some taxes thank God

you didn't evade this look I love it

next up we have Gwen Stefani in the No

Doubt

reunion I am so sad I was not there I

think that this is a great Coachella

outfit it is fun I think it is punk do I

have any semblance of where her body is

in this no not a f clue but like I said

for a music festival in the desert doing

a fun reunion I think this is perfect

it's giving like Vivian Westwood

straight jacket and I just want to know

where the I can purchase that for a

number of reasons if I were to change

anything it would probably be her hair

the rest of the outfit is like very

heavy and not necessarily in a bad way

but then it makes her head just look

really tiny like I kind of wish she put

like some spikes in her hair like come

on Gwen let's get a little horny okay

the more I look at it there is just so

much going on but again it's Coachella

If This Were on a red carpet totally

different next up we have Heidi Clum oh

my God

girl thank God you go balls to the wall

for Halloween because I'll give you a

break on this one this is your off

season I think in terms of attending

Coachella this makes sense to quote the

legend herself in fashion one day you're

in and the next day you're out Heidi

baby I need this outfit out on the curb

tell me why this is giving Sheen and I'm

not talking like a glittery Sheen I'm

talking about like the literal fast

fashion company that's ruining our

planet oh to be a supermodel and look

like neon Shrek that is quite luxury

next up we have Kendall Jenner and Kenny

what I have seen her running errands in

this outfit getting a car wash in this

outfit I really didn't know if this was

a picture of her a Coachella or just

leaving a restaurant in Los Angeles it's

almost comical how much Queen 818

doesn't GF ew that sounded like some

sort of Snapchat news show I think this

is fine it doesn't scream Coachella I

also don't think that Kendall literally

gives a if I had to guess Kendall has

like the sort of access that she can

come and go for any performance she

wants pretty much like any other music

festival Coachella is one of those

festivals where you go in the morning

you're there all day and then you leave

at night this is giving Kendall Jenner

comes and goes when she pleases because

what she can I think it's a cute outfit

like do I want to wear this yes to

Coachella no next up we have Jeff basos

oh my god do we like kind of match don't

you dare say yes hey Jeff what if we

overnight ship you you just anywhere

else also like if you're Jeff Bezos why

are you at Coachella aren't you rich

enough to like literally just have your

own personal Coachella at this point I

feel like most of the Amazon rainforest

is like on fire I'd love to see this

Amazon on fire this look needs to be

burned I mean you have to be a certain

level of white straight and bald to be

able to [ __ ] up a denim on denim look

next up we have Chloe Bailey and no we

Bailey no no I know she's wearing chain

mail but I going to give her a different

piece of mail and that is a ceas and

assist okay here's the thing and hear me

the out I don't actually hate this I

just don't think the top half and the

bottom half are ever meant to be

together if she had done some sort of

like chain mail mini skirt or like even

I don't even know a silver Bikini Bottom

I think that this would have a much

different curb appeal however I've never

seen a night and shining armor rocking

some daisy dukes and that is for a

reason next up we have tan Mojo I think

people are going to disagree with me but

I don't care I think this is one of the

best tanas ever looked I know people are

going to hate the skirt I absolutely

love everything down to the color and

the texture that it gives off I think

it's super casual yet still somehow very

Coachella I think that this is falling

under the Coachella trend of like I am

too cool to come up with a crazy outfit

but like the skirt still gives it like a

Coachella esque feeling I don't know

Tana you really did that one you really

did that one and my editor you're going

to have to do those two things and cover

them up next up we have Maddie Healey

from The

[Laughter]

1975 holy [ __ ] guys I didn't realize

Best Buy was sponsoring Coachella this

year because honey the geek squad's here

why does it look like he is about to fix

every audio issue at Coachella they

called in the big

dogs what is this no like literally what

is this hi I'm Maddie Hy and I'm here to

clock in for my 6-hour shift in retail

next up we have James Charles honestly I

just want to thank James Charles for

keeping his ass cheeks in his pants this

year I don't know if he wanted to keep

it as an exclusive for anybody who

decides to Snapchat this year the outfit

is a denim on denim look I don't

understand the little like swim trunks

underneath like I said denim on denim is

a Coachella staple I feel however this

feels like there's like too too many

shades of denim you've got the spots of

light on the jacket like the medium

denim of the jacket then like the front

part of the pants is like a blue denim

and then there's also like a Navy dark

denim I have to say I don't think this

is one of his worst Coachella outfits I

do have a critique though and it's minor

so James you'll love it I don't know why

we needed the green bathing suit short

under the jeans and also the Dr strings

coming out like a lot of the choices he

makes why why I understand that it

matches the shoe you don't need to match

the shoe he could have just had like

simple plain white linen boxer shorts

under there instead of this green thing

but the drawstrings make it look really

sloppy this like a high-waisted bathing

suit doesn't make sense also the hair is

definitely giving like yes ified

Wolverine so do with that what you will

next up we have Kyle

Richards I mean that's Kyle Richards she

looks like she was just filming rail

houseo at Beverly Hills and was like

I've got to be a Coachella and just

threw on a cowboy hat and cowboy boots

the rest of this I have literally seen

her in on an average day especially

after a separation I thought she would

have like done a little bit more like

Revenge dressing I mean it's fine was I

expecting her to be a style icon no I

don't know if she should have split from

her husband Mauricio what she should

have done is split from her stylist cuz

who has you going to Coachella looking

like this next up we have ice spice who

was playing at Coachella this year

however I think her stylist is playing

her cuz ice what is this I really do

like see the vision I just don't love

the execution and then especially I hate

this like sexy lingerie with these fur

boots I know

booger couldn't have said it better I

think if it were just like a full lace

bodysuit that would be lit maybe with

like the string ties just on like the

side of her top but like all the way

down the leg it makes the proportions

look strange it's also just like giving

sausage links oh ice I just feel like

ice spices style is so meant for

Coachella and that she decided to go

with this for the performance is sort of

like eh like oh my God her in like a Y2K

baby fat sort of outfit that would have

gone crazy next up we have Megan Fox and

y'all Jesus isn't the only one

resurrecting this year okay come on King

Kylie welcome

back I really do like her outfit from

the waist up I like the leather jacket

with the Vintage Nirvana tea and the

teal hair and the cowboy hat I think

it's all very Coachella however the

boots with this make the outfit feel

very topheavy like she's just Megan Fox

being held up on two little toothpicks

next up we have Charlie Deo

I can never not say their names like

that now thank you Nikki I don't know if

this is going to be controversial but I

actually really love this for Coachella

like this is what I'm talking about I

feel like ice spice no I'm not about to

compare ice spice to Charlie D Milo I

heard it guys I think this is super fun

super practical very like y 2K is this a

very fashion forward look no not at all

but is this exciting to see Charlie in

something like this yes absolutely I

think this is casual yet so Chic and

stylish and honestly from head to toe I

think it is all just very cohesive and

works perfectly next up we have Barry

kogan and this is fine you know it's

giving bbery boy this is confusing to me

because any other time I've seen him he

has been very well-dressed he is always

pulling a look like how did you go from

drinking up bath water to this I don't

know but that's a pipeline that needs to

be examined next up we have James

Charles and I do have to say that this

year I think was his best year thus far

that being said do I still not love this

corre cor very much so the boots with

this are confusing boots down I think

James's biggest issue is well no I think

his I think his like third biggest issue

is editing down I feel like he's trying

to be Chic but he seems very maximalist

you don't need the belt with this you

could do a different shoe and that would

already be a major Improvement I don't

know right now this is just giving I

watch anime to seem interesting and I'm

not interested next up we have Tyler the

Creator and this was one of his outfits

during his set and it's like fine it's

very Tyler the Creator I used to see him

all the time on Fairfax in Los Angeles

and he looks exactly the same on stage

performing at Coachella as he does

walking down Fairfax so like I don't

think that this is anything special or

new even but I think he looks good and

it works for him so that's all I've got

left to

say oh my

God okay next up we have Tyler the

Creator second look come on boy scout

you better I think the outfit might have

to be a you had to be there to really

understand it because all I'm really

getting from it is Smokey the Bear

coming to extinguish the fire that you

forgot to after your camping trip this

is a crazy photo holy F I mean yeah this

isn't like fashionable but I think it is

more a costume that has to deal with his

set and I'm just going to let him have

it Tyler the Creator honestly in my

opinion can do no wrong next up we have

ASAP Rocky and more importantly Rihanna

in terms of asap's look I love this

except for the shoes I think that this

is a really fun Coachella look it's out

there yet still feels cohesive I love

the beanie with the Pearl hair clips on

it I love that furry Louis Vuitton

marami bag I really love the way that

his boxers sort of create the top part

of the pants now the boots he's wearing

get the boot because I don't love them

with this at all I like that it elevates

his profile off the ground a little but

I feel like a chunky sneaker or just

something else would have been more

effective for this look and then we get

to Queen Riri and oh my God Rihanna

blonde like this no nor Robin Fenty Come

Close wear this hair all the time no

notes I literally have not one the

elements of like the black leather with

this yellow blonde fur that matches our

I'm like this is to me a perfect outfit

this to me is everything Rihanna didn't

even need to have two kids because she

is and will always be mother next up we

have Lana Del re and this is what she

started her Coachella set in and I think

this was the perfect choice for Lana I

think a quintessential Lana look is

exactly this just without all the

Sparkles but adding the Sparkles and

watching her move in this was something

I imagine Heaven being like is this

breaking any kinds of fashion ground no

but does this fit her as an artist and

the venue she's performing at absolutely

yes perfectly next up we have Becky G I

don't know if I've ever said said this

about a Becky G look but she is serving

see you next Tuesday or Thursday I love

this I think for performing this is so

fun for Coachella I think it's hot I

think it's very of the moment okay Becky

G you got me girl she's giving like

Charlie XX let's ride next up we have

Tache and I love this look I don't know

what it is about this like sexy elind

degenerous is about to go play tennis

and pants I'm obsessed with this this is

just like giving exactly what needs to

be given I think that this is so clean

and Chic and yet so perfect for the

desert and then her hair coming out the

back is just like this gives Rich

California desert Country Club and let

me tell you she's putting the in Country

Club next up we have alesandro

Ambrosio is nature healing is this like

2014 Coachella this feels like 2014

Coachella and that this should be

Vanessa hudgin so it that said yes she

gets Nostalgia points but this is fine

you know this is very fine I've seen a

million of this before and we will see a

million more in the future I'm

definitely confused why the leather

jacket looks like we could fit 14

allisandro Ambrosio inside of it but hey

maybe she needed to sneak in some

friends who knows next up we have DOA

cat who had like six looks in her

performance I'm not going to lie I like

this outfit in terms of this look I like

the shorts and the top the boots I wish

were maybe doing less because I sadly

look at them more than I do the top part

which I think is the far more

interesting part I love the silhouette

and the illusion that this outfit gives

I mean it might as well have been in the

audience with the rest of Coachella

goers because it screams DOA cat but I

sort of wish the boots were different

otherwise beyond the boots I love this

come on DOA cat here we have another DOA

cat look this is the one and I know all

of you are going to disagree with me but

this I love I guess what I'm really

discovering is that the texture of fur

or faux fur I'm obsessed with I think it

adds so much to an outfit and to have

her whole thing be this this no that's

everything G I just want to pet

her I don't know y'all okay I have

literally barely had one full cup of

coffee next up we have Tera yummy and I

really love this outfit I think it's

super simple yet super effective I am

going to clock her for the same reasons

I clocked ice spice I don't love these

fuzzy boots with this I don't know what

boot I would recommend because listen I

didn't go to Coachella this year okay I

have clocked out but everything knees up

Perfection for Coachella I love this the

sunglasses I fear that I need like I

fear that I need them no like I I need

them I think it was so smart what she

did with her hair also of combining the

colors and the outfit I just besides the

boots no notes boots down next up we

have the baddest bretman Rock okay I'm

going to be honest out of a lot of his

outfits I've seen I think this is one of

the baddest and I don't mean that in a

positive way I literally live for

bretman and honestly The more I've

looked at this the more the outfit has

grown on me what I don't like about this

outfit really is a me problem I just

don't love the pirate aesthetic like

this is giving Jack Sparrow picked both

gay son and thought daughter if I'm

looking at the outfit waist up I love it

and if I'm looking at the outfit waists

down I love it together I don't know

what the disconnect is again I think

it's a me problem because pirate life

just isn't for me next up we have

another bretman rock look and this is

the baddest in the good way I think this

is riding the perfect line for Coachella

of like elevated yet Chic desert

comfortable Music Festival bretman looks

so hot in this outfit can you imagine

waking up and looking like that I cannot

I don't even love a vest like this I'm

invested the boots and the skirt are

Untouchable like mwah mwah mwah next up

we have Chloe Bailey again oh Chloe come

on come on

I feel like I never say anything

positive about Chloe Bailey's style and

it's not on purpose I really love the

girl I think she's so talented just not

in the fashion apartment the bra part of

this outfit is beautiful this lace up up

the leg Trend that's happening needs to

stop before it gets ahead of itself

because treating the side of our legs

like it's a shoe and we're lacing it up

why it is flattering for pretty much

nobody the Sho laac down the leg is one

thing the shoel the free the Chloe you

don't need to tie her up I think the

color is beautiful on her I love the top

and I love the ear accessories and I'm

going to try and leave it on a high note

next up we have young Mo young moo I

literally have no idea but I'm intrigued

based off of this outfit this to me is a

perfect Coachella outfit it's fun it's

different and yet it's still casual

which is I think like what everybody is

trying to achieve nowadays at Coachella

is like I'm not really trying it all

even though that like hours and hours

and hours went into each out especially

with their tattoos I think that this is

perfect I really love this it is very

simple yet very effective next up we

have Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift

we're going to start with Travis Kelce

the plaid and the stripes is an insane

combo and overall it's definitely giving

I not only took the train to Coachella

but I drove the train to Coachella or

conducted the train I don't know what do

with a train but he was driving it I

don't know why and I don't know how it

somehow all works together it's fine you

know straight NFL player goes to

Coachella has the wheel been reinvented

certainly not and then we have the

world's newest billionaire girl come on

let's be for real was I expecting Taylor

Swift to pull a look no mostly cuz I

never considered the fact that she would

be at Coachella I just think with Taylor

Swift being a theater nerd Coachella

would be like her Olympics I feel like

all of the AAS tour outfits she wore

would have been great contenders for

Coachella and I know swifties are

probably going to be like she was trying

to be subtle and incognit needo bro

she's walking around with the Giant from

the green bean can I mean what the she's

got the Taylor Swift red lip her hair is

down it's quite clear that this is

Taylor Swift I don't know I just feel

like she could have put a little more

into this also for it being what feels

like her first Coachella I just wanted

something more is that so much to ask

for she's got the money for it like I

mean if she's going to be extra enough

to take a 28 M private jet ride come on

let's Spruce it up for Coachella at

least next up we have Tana Taylor and I

think this is a great Coachella look I

love the way that this feels like sheer

denim obviously it's not it's a

different material than denim but this

with the boots and the shine it gives I

don't know this is so good my only note

is I would have lost the red bandana

under the white cowboy hat but otherwise

truly no notes next up we have Noah

backck yeah that's Noah back I don't

mean this in any sort of way it's just

the first thing that comes to mind this

is giving like 2016 era top man honestly

I want to top this

okay yeah I mean this isn't a

groundbreaking outfit at all it's very

nobec and I think that's great next up

we have Alex Earl and like here's the

thing this is a cute outfit it's the

cowboy boots with the cropped leather

jacket and the crop top it's all cute

it's just extremely basic I mean this is

just the dictionary definition of fine I

mean it's great for Coachella it's not

groundbreaking she looks good in it

Harrah Harrah next up we have Grimes

and that's Grimes I don't know guys I

don't know okay the best part of this

outfit is the bunch of grapes she's

holding because that's how I'm trying to

be all summer constantly grapes in hand

and that's the only takeaway from this

outfit I want for this summer I don't

need any of the others she can keep the

little Transformers mask I also love

whoever this like Elon Musk body double

is in the front this picture without any

context is wild it's wild and just like

that my prayers have been answered and

we have reached the end overall this

Coachella was very weird there was a lot

of lace and knit and texture and it

really kind of gave vintage Coachella

Vibes back when Vanessa hudgin ruled the

grounds I don't know looking through

these I was like I feel like I'm on

Tumblr again now in terms of who I think

was best dressed from this video I think

Shakira's outfit was great I love tan

Mojo's outfit Rihanna I think won the

whole thing and then I think Tanashi

definitely is on there because that was

just like a fun unexpected look that I

think worked perfectly and then I'm

going to finish the best dress list with

Tiana Taylor because that really was

beautiful in terms of worst dress hm how

do we narrow this down Heidi Clum

definitely on that list Chloe Bailey

unfortunately is very much on that list

in fact I think she might have created

the list Taylor's on the list as well

Barry kogan's on the list Matty Healey

and Ice spice I think are also on the

list Matty Healey is not even in I think

I know anyways that was the 2024

Coachella outfit Rose let me know what

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