Judge Steve Harvey Is Still Terrible
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous and insightful video transcript, the discussion revolves around an episode of 'Judge Steve Harvey,' a show where Steve Harvey, not a legal professional, humorously presides over real-life disputes. The case in focus involves a man named Erron suing his ex-fiancee Ilene for the return of $3,400 he spent on three engagement rings. The conversation is peppered with commentary from Jarvis Johnson, Alex, and Olay, who are all lawyers in this fictional setting. They debate the legal and moral implications of the case, with Olay particularly critical of Erron's actions, including his infidelity and the poor quality of the rings. The summary also highlights the comedic elements, such as the reactions of the studio audience and the participants' banter. The video concludes with the participants discussing their podcast and Olay's YouTube channel, where she critically examines political figures.
Takeaways
- 🎬 The video is a humorous discussion about the TV show 'Judge Steve Harvey', featuring guests Lolo and Olay, who are both lawyers.
- 😂 The participants mock the idea that Steve Harvey, a comedian, is presiding over a court, highlighting the show's entertainment value over legal gravitas.
- 💍 The case discussed involves a man, Erron, suing his ex-fiancee, Ilene, for the cost of three engagement rings, totaling $3,400.
- 🤔 The guests express disbelief at Erron's actions, questioning the value and legality of his claims, especially considering his infidelity.
- 👶 Ilene points out that she has multiple children with Erron, emphasizing the personal investment in the relationship beyond material possessions.
- 📿 Discussion ensues about the nature of engagement rings as gifts and whether they should be returned if marriage does not take place.
- 🚫 Olay passionately argues against the idea of returning the rings, especially given Erron's behavior and the circumstances of their breakup.
- 🏠 Mention is made of Erron's move to Richmond Heights, which is met with sarcasm due to the context of his lawsuit against Ilene.
- 🤷♂️ Erron's lack of contrition and his attempt to justify his actions, despite acknowledging his infidelity, is met with criticism.
- 🏴☠️ The conversation takes a turn when Ilene admits to pawning the third ring, which adds another layer to the legal and moral questions at hand.
- 🛑 The final verdict by 'Judge Steve Harvey' is that Erron's suit is dismissed, and he does not receive the $3,400 he sought.
Q & A
What is the name of the show where Steve Harvey acts as a judge?
-The show is not explicitly named in the transcript, but it is implied to be a fictional court show featuring Steve Harvey as the judge.
Why did the audience react with shock when Erron mentioned the cost of the engagement rings?
-The audience reacted with shock because Erron spent a total of $3,400 on three different engagement rings, which is considered inexpensive and led to laughter and criticism from the hosts and the audience.
What did Ilene do with the second engagement ring after discovering Erron's infidelity?
-Ilene, out of anger, took off the second engagement ring and threw it out the window of her car.
Why did Erron give Ilene multiple engagement rings?
-Erron gave Ilene multiple engagement rings in an attempt to propose multiple times, possibly due to dissatisfaction with the previous rings or attempts.
What was the reaction of the hosts and the audience when Ilene mentioned she was pregnant a third time with Erron's child?
-The hosts and the audience were shocked and expressed disbelief, questioning why Ilene would continue to have children with Erron given his behavior.
What was the final verdict of the fictional court case regarding the engagement rings?
-The final verdict, as given by Steve Harvey acting as the judge, was to dismiss Erron's suit for $3,400, meaning he did not get the money back for the engagement rings.
Why did the hosts and the audience express sympathy towards Ilene?
-The hosts and the audience expressed sympathy towards Ilene because she had been given multiple inexpensive and ill-fitting engagement rings by Erron, who also exhibited unfaithful behavior.
What was the reaction of the hosts when Ilene mentioned she still had a good feeling about her relationship with Erron?
-The hosts were surprised and confused, with one even suggesting that if Ilene was going to continue with Erron, then the support they had rallied for her was misguided.
What was the context of the discussion about the law in Ohio regarding engagement rings?
-The discussion about the law in Ohio was in reference to whether Erron was entitled to the return of the engagement rings' value since the marriage did not occur. The law states that gifts given in contemplation of marriage should be returned if no wedding takes place.
What was the general sentiment towards Erron's actions throughout the court session?
-The general sentiment towards Erron's actions was negative, with the hosts and the audience criticizing his behavior, including his infidelity and attempts to reclaim the value of the engagement rings.
Why did the hosts suggest that the system worked in the end?
-The hosts suggested that the system worked because Erron's suit was dismissed, indicating that the outcome was just and that Ilene did not have to return the money for the engagement rings.
Outlines
😀 Introduction to the Show and Guests
The video begins with host Jarvis Johnson welcoming viewers to the premium channel, which is free, and introduces the topic of the day: a legal case presented by Steve Harvey. Two special guests, Lolo and Olay, who are both lawyers and known for their podcast and YouTube presence, join the show. They discuss their familiarity with Steve Harvey as a comedian and the concept of judges not knowing the law, with a humorous tone. The segment ends with a teaser for a video on Steve Harvey's YouTube channel where he talks about being a judge.
😆 The Case of the Engagement Rings
The case revolves around Erron suing his ex-fiancee Ilene for $3,400, the cost of three engagement rings. The discussion is filled with humor and disbelief as the hosts and guests react to the plaintiff's claim. They debate the value of the rings and the concept of a gift once given. The conversation also touches on the narrative power in a courtroom and the importance of storytelling in legal cases. Erron's behavior, including his lack of understanding of marriage and his actions during the relationship, are critiqued, leading to a collective negative perception of his character.
😒 The Absurdity of Erron's Claims
The conversation continues with Erron's argument that if Ilene had cooked dinner, he wouldn't have been out with someone else. This claim is met with incredulity and laughter. The discussion then turns to the specifics of the rings, with Erron's lack of effort in choosing and sizing them becoming a point of mockery. Ilene's actions, such as throwing the second ring out the window, are justified by the hosts. The segment ends with the revelation that Ilene was pregnant a third time and Erron's continued infidelity, leading to strong reactions from the hosts.
😡 The Verdict and Aftermath
The hosts and guests discuss the legal and moral implications of the case. They touch upon an Ohio law concerning the return of engagement rings if marriage does not occur. Despite Erron's claims of entitlement to the rings, the hosts express their disapproval of his behavior throughout the relationship. The segment concludes with a verdict dismissing Erron's suit for $3,400, and a discussion about the future of Ilene and Erron's relationship. Ilene expresses a surprisingly positive outlook, which leaves the hosts in disbelief.
😅 Final Thoughts and Promotions
The video ends with the hosts reflecting on the case and the absurdity of the situation. They also discuss the nature of the show 'Judge Steve Harvey' and the non-legal context of the disputes being settled. The guests, Lolo and Olay, promote their podcast and Olay's YouTube channel, encouraging viewers to watch her recent videos. There's a light-hearted exchange about the number of likes on Jarvis Johnson's channel, and the episode wraps up with a sense of camaraderie and humor.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Judge Steve Harvey
💡Engagement Rings
💡Infidelity
💡Mock Trial
💡Law of Engagement Rings
💡Pawning
💡Commitment
💡Gift in Contemplation of Marriage
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💡Dispute Resolution
💡Clerks
💡Narrative
Highlights
Jarvis Johnson's show features a humorous take on legal disputes with a mock court setting.
Guests Lolo and Olay, both lawyers, provide expert commentary on the legal and moral aspects of the case.
Steve Harvey, known for his comedy and talk show hosting, plays the role of a judge in a fictional courtroom.
The case revolves around a man, Erron, suing his ex-fiancee Ilene for the cost of three engagement rings.
Erron's claim for $3,400 is met with disbelief and laughter due to the nature of the case.
Ilene argues that the rings were gifts and she is not obligated to return them since they did not marry.
The show humorously explores the concept of judges not necessarily knowing the law, with clerks doing the work.
Alex and Olay discuss the importance of storytelling in a court case and how it can sway a jury's decision.
Harvey's character humorously admits to not having a law degree and relying on common sense.
Erron's multiple engagements and the story behind them become a point of mockery and disbelief.
Ilene's discovery of Erron's infidelity through social media adds a dramatic twist to the case.
The audience reacts strongly to Erron's claim, showing a clear lack of support for his suit.
Olay and Alex express their moral outrage and disbelief at Erron's actions and his attempt to sue for the rings.
The show satirically examines the role of material gifts in relationships and the legal implications of broken engagements.
Steve Harvey's verdict, influenced by the mock court's atmosphere, dismisses Erron's suit, to audience approval.
The show concludes with a reminder that Steve Harvey's judgments are for entertainment and not legally binding.
Lolo and Olay promote their podcast and Olay's YouTube channel, encouraging viewers to follow for more content.
Transcripts
Hello and welcome back
to Jarvis Johnson! GOLD,
- [disembodied voice] Gooooooold! - The premium channel that is free.
Um. It is. It is free.
But, if you're watching this, you're premium.
And today court is in session.
We're joined by two very special guests,
Lolo and Olay,
the stars of their own podcast together
and also YouTube stage and screen.
Now Alex, you have been a...
been a part of the
"I forced a lawyer to watch Steve Harvey" series before,
- Very famously, very
- [Jarvis] Very famously you are the only part of it.
- [Alex] Yes. [laughter]
- [Jarvis] But Olay, you are now joining us,
do you know anything about Judge Steve Harvey?
- No, I don't know about him as a judge,
I know about Steve Harvey as Steve Harvey,
so I'm expecting him not to mess around.
[laughter] - [Jarvis] Okay, okay.
There is a video on their YouTube channel,
that I think will be a great primer
for those who are brand new to this series,
where Steve Harvey talks about being a judge.
[Music] - It's really cool to be a judge
in my position because
I really don't have to pay attention to the law.
- [Alex] (scoffs) That's the first thing he says.
- [Jarvis] That he doesn't have to pay attention to the law.
Isn't that the only thing he has to pay attention to?
- [Alex] Actually- Yeah. - Judges don't know the law.
- [Jarvis] Ohhhh. - [Olay] Real life judges do not know the law.
- This is actually maybe the most accurate
thing he's ever said. - [Olay] As in they don't know the law.
- Their clerks do all the work.
Shoutout clerks.
- [Jarvis] I forgot to mention, uh,
you were both lawyers.
- [Olay] Oh yes. - [Alex] Oh yeah.
[laughter] - [Jarvis] Which is kind of the whole
premise of this video.
- [Alex] I forgot. - [Jarvis] So you saw it in the title.
Okay, let's continue.
- I've been in enough legal trouble. (laughs)
[laughter]
Now listening to the story is more important than anything,
it's not the case, it's the story.
- [Jarvis] Alright, lawyer check.
Is it more about the story than the case?
- [Olay] Mhm. - The story is the case.
- Yeah, the story is the case, but how you-
think about if you were gonna go to trial on something,
it's the same case, technically, the same facts,
but it depends on what story, what narrative you're telling,
- [Jarvis] Right. - [Olay] like how have you-
- [Jarvis] Cause you've got two sides trying to tell a story,
and then the jury is- - [Olay] And the story teller,
they, yeah, the best storyteller wins.
- But sometimes, you're-
you don't have good facts for your story.
- I'm- I'm a great storyteller.
- [Alex] Yeah, I believe that.
- [Olay] I be getting some shit off,
like, I have definitely had like arraignments where,
like, on the facts, you just know your client is going in,
like, you've already prepared them,
like, you know, just so you know,
you're going in. [laughter]
And then you get up there, and you're like-
and it works, I'm like,
Oh shit, there's been a bunch of times
I've been like this to my client,
(whispering) Let's fucking go.
- [Jarvis] You're like dapping up. - [Olay] 100%.
Like I have actually done that.
- [Harvey] It's a big world out there,
and it's filled with people that just don't see eye to eye.
See that's where I come in.
- Not him walking around like he's Dark Wing Duck.
[laughter]
- [Jarvis] Oh, I love this so much.
- [Olay] The drip is immaculate.
- [Jarvis] It is incredible.
He looks amazing.
- I am the person they were thinking of when they think
that you can like, dress your way out of a bad situation, like,
it don't matter what they tell me about Steve Harvey present day,
he be dressing down, okay! [laughter]
- [Jarvis] I can't aspire to any aspect of Steve Harvey's life,
maybe except for the wealth and fashion.
- And the mustache is perfectly, - And his wife is a baddie.
- perfectly managed.
- [Jarvis] Yeah, I don't think I'll ever get there, but,
I think you can- you can maybe
- [Alex] You could do it, you need product, - [Jarvis] I'm trying.
- [Alex] you need product. - Okay, I'm gonna work on it.
- [Harvey] See I ain't got a law degree,
and I'm way too fly to wear a robe,
but this is where common sense presides.
In my house.
Court is now in session.
- If Olay had her own court show,
it would be the exact same intro.
- [Olay] I'm not gonna hold you,
I've got a black court fit
that I can find a picture of it later to show you,
that's like, the poor man's version of this exact outfit he has on.
- [Jarvis] I just love when he says:
"I ain't got a law degree, and I'm way too fly to wear a robe."
- And I felt him.
- You don't need a law degree, king.
So let's jump into our case for today.
- [Narrator] Erron is suing his ex-fiancee Ilene
for $3,400, the cost of multiple engagement rings.
- $3,400 for three different engagement rings?
That means divide that.
How much he spent on each ring.
And then you have the nerve to come back here like a pauper
and ask her for the money?
For the peasant's rings you bought her?
[laughter]
- Straight classist. - Eugh.
- He was just doing his best. - No.
- [Jarvis] He was doing his best with each ring.
Each successive ring, he was like-
he started with a $400 ring,
and she was like, "no, more!"
and then he had a $1000 ring, - [Olay] I, I feel the emotion,
like I can feel we about to hear a story about a man
who was doing mess in between each of them engagements.
[laughter] [Olay] She's ready for- look at her!
- [Jarvis] She knows she's- - [Olay] Like I know he fucking lying,
Like, oh, this about to be a nice day,
I got receipts.
- Judge Harvey, I'm here to sue my ex-fiance for $3400
for three engagement rings that I purchased for her.
[Crowd gasps]
[laughter]
- Thank you, same energy!
That's a man, the man- - [Alex] He's like, three???
- [Olay] black man, the black man was like,
come on, bro.
- [Jarvis] The people are-
they- they have to have been told to over emote,
because if you look in the background, everybody's like,
[Jarvis silently imitating shock]
- I have nothing really to show for the relationship
but my children, and uh,
- [Olay] But my children?! - [Jarvis] (laughing) what???
- [Olay] Pause, pause, I know you fucking-
imagine you try to sue a woman who has children for you
for the $3400.
- [Jarvis] That's crazy.
- Multiple children! - [Alex] Litigious-
litigious king.
Am I gonna have to take his side in this?
- [Jarvis] I mean maybe. - [Olay] Clearly, you want to do that.
- [Alex] Why am I slipping into a Trump voice?
- [Jarvis] Am I- [laughter]
- Wanna do it? Yes.
Be his- be his- be his attorney.
- (imitating Trump) $3400-
[Jarvis laughing] a very nice price for a ring.
- Um, I have nothing really to show for the relationship
but my children, and uh, I feel like I deserve that money back.
- Literally no one in the, like, crowd,
is on his side at all.
(laughs) He's lost, dude.
- [Olay] This is absurd. - [Alex] Instantly.
- He did give me three engagement rings,
but he proposed, and once you give me an engagement ring,
it's now my property, and it is a gift.
We did not get married, so I don't believe I owe him anything.
- I mean, she is right, no, I mean legally it is a gift.
- [Jarvis] Yeah. - [Olay] That is like a whole like,
law of engagement rings.
I want you to know,
losers have done this before.
In real life, have gone to court, - [Jarvis] Mmm, that's crazy.
- [Olay] and the court has actually had to like,
decide on this. It's a gift.
- [Erron] We spent a lot of time together at work,
I saw her coming and going,
smelling, good, looking good.
- [Jarvis] Alright. - Oh he's still pressed.
- [Jarvis] Yeah, alright buddy. - [Olay] Sad. Embarrassing.
- [Jarvis] What's his name?
- [Alex] Erron? - [Jarvis] Erron.
- (snickering) - Erron.
- [Harvey] So how is this relationship in the beginning.
- It was really good.
Erron was older, he was funny, he was handsome,
he is handsome. [crowd laughs]
Um, I'm a bigger girl,
so I've been like, a little shy, and Erron came to me.
I thought it was God-sent.
- [Jarvis] We have to talk about the three engagements.
I'm just- - [Olay] I was like,
no one gonna talk about the price of these rings?
- (laughs) - [Olay] Cause like, first and foremost,
there's no way that I'm letting no man that
I already have a child for—
think about how much it costs to- to birth some children.
Think about the bill. - [Jarvis] A lot.
- The bill, is like ten- it's like debt-level money
to have a child. - [Alex] Yeah.
- [Olay] And he said children. - Go America!
- [Olay] Plural! - [Jarvis] I know.
- [Olay] Imagine that man coming to you like,
I'm gonna need them-
them rings that cost me like $1000 a piece.
- [Jarvis] Yeah, that's crazy.
- Yeah, don't make me beat yo ass,
- (laughs) - [Olay] Like I ain't even-
she should have- she should have tossed them rings at his head.
- [Erron] We decided that we wanted to
take it to the next level,
you know, because, uh, Ilene got pregnant,
and we wanted to do it the right way.
- [Jarvis] Why did he say it like it was her fault?
(laughs) - [Olay] Right, right.
- Ilene got pregnant, you know how Ilene is.
[laughter]
- Maybe he just doesn't know how that works.
That's my defense.
He doesn't know how pregnancy works.
- Alex, excuse me judge,
but have you considered
that my client doesn't know what you know.
- So I went out and bought the first ring.
- [Harvey] Uh-huh. - [Erron] Um.
- [Harvey] We got a picture of this ring?
- [Erron] Uh, it was le-
- [Olay] What- his motherfucking ring don't even fit,
don't piss me off, I'm sorry.
Don't make me mad.
She should beat his fucking ass.
[laughter]
He didn't even fucking check
the measurement. - The measurement!
- He didn't even buy this.
He took this from his sister.
- [Jarvis] Is it three because he-
that's how long it took him to get one that fit?
- I think so, Jarvis. - [Jarvis] Oh, no. Oh Erron.
- [Alex] That's like- it looks like it could fit on her pinky.
- This your client?
(laughs) ahhh.
- [Jarvis] you gotta find out the ring size.
- A little.. lotion on there.
and it will slide right on. - Why would I lotion my hand
for this ring that don't fit.
- [Jarvis] Lotion, and then she cuts off the circulation to her finger,
and then goodbye ring finger.
- [Harvey] You didn't get the right size?
- [Ilene] No- (laughs) [crowd laughing]
- Did you have to wear it like that the whole time?
- Not the whole time.
- What happened to that first ring?
- I simply lost the first ring.
I think I dropped it in a drain.
- [Olay] of course it dropped!
He have some nerve to look at her like that,
the ring don't fit! - [Jarvis] it doesn't fit.
- [Olay] Of course it slipped o-
look at how he looking at her!
Like he wanted her to cherish this bullshit ring.
- I'd like to hear more about what Erron has to say.
- So the second ring, we were at dinner,
and he just got down on one knee and proposed.
It was a surprise.
He was doing really good, I had- I had no idea.
- [Harvey] Now, you have one child right now.
- No, we have our second child for the second ring.
- That- okay hold on.
[laughter]
Did he know what marriage is?
Does he think it's for children?
- [Olay] He thi- (giggles) yes.
- [Jarvis] Every child you get a ring? - Every time you get a child,
you get a new ring.
- [Jarvis] It's like Thanos or whatever.
- Yeah, after the stork brings the child,
- [Jarvis] Right, you get a ring. - You get a ring.
- [Ilene] Then, his behavior changed.
He started coming home at different hours,
it would get later and later,
and then eventually he stopped coming home.
- [Jarvis] Woah. - [Alex] Hmmmm.
Audience reaction. - [Olay] Look at-
[Audience oooh-ing] - [Ilene] Um.
- [Erron] Well that is not 100% accurate.
- [Jarvis] It sounds like it's 90%,
at least accurate 95% accurate.
- Which is not 100%. - [Jarvis] Right.
- And again, he's alive and with us. - [Jarvis] Mhm.
So she's done him a service already.
- Let's go to you, Ilene.
- [Ilene] Okay, alright.
- [Harvey] What's happening with these nights out?
- [Ilene] Obviously, he was talking to somebody.
- [Jarvis] And he's suing her??
- (whispers) The audacity.
- [Jarvis] That's crazy.
- If men don't have nothing else, they have some nerve.
[Jarvis and Alex laugh]
- [Harvey] And it ain't going good for you.
- [Erron] Had dinner been cooked at home,
during those moments, when I-
- [Jarvis] Oh. Alright. You've lost me, man.
- This is getting so bad.
- This your mans?
- Okay, he's not my mans!
[Jarvis and Olay laughing]
- This is your friend.
- Excuse me!
- You know what- you know it's bad when the lawyer
wants to create distance, like,
oh my god, I don't like my client as well. - Hey hey hey, I don't like this guy!
[laughter] - I don't even know his name!
- There's been a breakdown of communications with my client.
[laughter]
Irreconcilable differences.
- [Jarvis] It's wild cause uh,
his argument is, "well, if she cooked dinner,
I wouldn't have spent the nigh somewhere else with someone-"
oh, so he's trying to say that like,
well, someone else was taking care of me cause she wouldn't.
She was too busy taking care
of the child. - My children!
- [Jarvis] yeah. (laughs) Like what? - [Alex] Oh my god.
- [Erron] I gotta eat! - Okay.
- This is- this is the thing.
- And- ho ho hold- let me say this.
You ain't got no friends back there. [crowd laughing]
- [Jarvis] (laughing) This is a kangaroo court.
- [Alex] Woo! We hate this guy! [Olay laughing]
- [Jarvis] He sucks!
- That is- there's some men, a couple of men in here,
the young ones, that don't really no nothing,
you know, he was hungry.
- [Jarvis] 'Okay!" somebody in the background.
- [crown member] Okay!
- There are a couple of men who don't know nothing,
but everybody else in here knows you ain't shit, so.
- [Harvey] We have the second ring.
Oh that's- woo. How much was this ring?
- [Erron] $800.
- [Jarvis] Eight hundred?
- I don't care how big his- I'd beat this man ass, like.
- [Jarvis] I'm concerned that they took the picture
in the box and not on the finger,
so I'm like, did he make
the mistake again. - Another one.
- It looks like the same ugly-ass ring from before.
- [Jarvis] What do you think Alex?
I don't know this man.
[laughter]
- It's a beautiful thing to surprise the ones you love
with a gift of a diamond.
- You believe it's a diamond?
- No, there's no way. [laughter]
- [Harvey] So now, what happened to this ring?
- [Ilene] I had befriended the person on instagram
who he was talking to.
- Oh, so she know definitively.
Oh my god. - [Jarvis] Oh my goodness.
- Wait, this- (sighs)
- You gotta sit down, what am I gonna say for him?
- [Alex] I don't know.
What were they talking about? [laughter]
- [Jarvis] They were just discussing their stock portfolios.
- [Ilene] She had pictures of- of them being out on the city.
- [Jarvis] Oh wow. [crowd laughing]
- Steve is leaving.
- [Ilene] (laughs) [crowd laughing[
- He came off the bench to comfort him?
- [Ilene] Out of anger, I took it off my finger,
and I let the window down, and I threw it out the window.
- So she did throw it out the window.
- [Jarvis] Yeah, I do think though that-
- As she should. - [Jarvis] There's a certain price
or ring where you even
in anger wouldn't throw it out the window?
And so it's kind of on him.
- Threw the second one out the window.
- [Ilene] Yes, he was there to witness that.
- [Harvey] No, where in Cleveland did you
throw this ring out the window.
- [Ilene] Were were around, around
55th and St. Claire's, all the shinies. - [Harvey] Oh, you're over, you're over.
I know good and well you can't get them ring back.
- [Ilene] we did, we did.
- No we did not!
- [Olay] Not him saying that like he has a claim-
Right, we didn't get it back!
- We did not!
- [Jarvis] (laughs)
Yeah, did they go looking for it?
I guess.
- [Harvey] What's happening with the relationship at this point?
- Obviously, I'm in love with him, he's
- Why?? - What- don't piss me off.
- Oh, shit wait, shit- [Jarvis chuckles]
- Don't make me leave my client.
- [Jarvis] (laughs) - Sorry, that was an outburst.
- [Jarvis] We talked about this before,
you're not supposed to talk about how you're still in love with them.
- [Ilene] Back and forth with him,
knowing that he possible could still be talking to somebody.
Um. And then I ended up pregnant.
- [Harvey] Now you pregnant a third time.
- [Olay] What? Right now? - [Alex] Oh my god.
- Oh my god, just stop having this man's children!
This man is giving her these Chuck E. Cheese ass rings,
[laughter] And she even- three kids??
Oh my God, what a series of unfortunate events.
- See, this makes me believe in true love.
- [Jarvis] Oh yeah.
- It can overcome...
all kinds of... things.
And I think that's what we should take away from this.
- [Jarvis] I see, yes.
- We never gonna be free. [laughter]
- Still messing with the other girl.
- We weren't together at that time.
- [Harvey] Well now, and-
- You know when a man goes
(mocking) "We weren't-"
like, he's literally like,
"hold on, well technically!" - [Jarvis] (laughing)
It's not 100% correct!
What do you mean you weren't together at the-
he got her pregnant.
- She's having a third child.
- I know.
- And he is cheating, and has her in court
to collect money-
she is currently with offspring!
[Jarvis laughing] And he wants money from her!
- [Jarvis] That is crazy.
- For the bullshit rings he gave her
on a commitment he didn't fucking honor!
I beat his ass, yo,
I would beat him within an inch of his life
in this courthouse right now, [Jarvis laughing]
he would have to-
Ooh, the jaws of life to get me off him.
- [Harvey] So you all weren't living together.
- [Erron] No we were not. - [Ilene] Correct.
- What happened after that?
- [Ilene] When it was time to deliver,
that's when he proposed, again.
- [Jarvis] (heavy sigh)
- [Harvey] Okay, let's see the third ring.
[crowd oohs]
- [Harvey] hoo hoo hoo! How much was this ring?
- [Olay] This piece of shit ring now is gold?
- [Jarvis] Why do these all look the same? - [Olay] Is that a gold band? Oh my god.
- I would like to say that I'm against the exploitative diamond industry and-
- [Jarvis] Right. - [Olay] No no no.
- I think that his rings are beautiful that he picked
- No they're not, they're not beautiful at all, like,
listen, this isn't about like uh,
"Oh, you have to spend a bunch of money on a ring and dadadada",
It's that this man ain't shit! (laughs)
Okay? He ain't shit! He bought a bunch of shit ass rings,
and then he came to court
to collect money from her knowing he ain't shit.
- [Jarvis] That's- that's all true. - [Olay] That's what-
Once you present yourself as ain't shit,
and you have the nerve to be pointing fingers?
- [Jarvis] He's not sized a single one.
- Cause you can't size rings you get out of a machine.
[laughter] - [Jarvis] that's the real issue.
You take it to a jeweler, they're like, this is plastic.
[Olay laughing]
- [Ilene] Came home from the hospital,
and Erron had moved us to Richmond Heights.
- Richmond Heights? oooh, hoo hoo! - [Erron] Yep.
- Steve, don't piss me off.
You really be impressed with men for the bare fucking minimum.
This man done gave her a tribe of fucking children,
and we impressed that he gave her somewhere to fucking live.
- Moved out to Richmond Heights.
- But Aaron was still messing with this woman! So
- [Jarvis] (deep sigh)
I really hope that he didn't get this other woman pregnant.
But what would stop him?
It seems like nothing.
Shame, certainly not. Self respect? No.
- [Ilene] Yes, Erron gave me my keys, and Erron left.
- [Jarvis] What?
Why is he even going through the process
of getting the rings at this point.
- [Olay] He's a sicko.
- [Jarvis] This is insane. - [Olay] He's a sicko, this is a sick man.
This man clearly just wanted to meet Steve Harvey at her expense.
[laughter]
- [Ilene] So that one I did pawn it, I did get money.
- [Harvey] Oh, you pawned it? - Yes.
- [Harvey] So now, we got three rings here.
- [Jarvis] Why are they exactly the same style?
- Cause they're from the same machine.
- [Jarvis] No, for real they all have that same design!
- [Alex] The first two 100% are the same.
- [Jarvis] I don't know enough
about engagement rings. - [Olay] It's called cheap, it's called-
those are not engagement rings.
You don't know enough about this,
this genre of what the fuck is happening here.
- [Harvey] Now, what makes you feel entitled to the rings.
- [Erron] I paid for them, um,
I really do feel like that money is owed to me
despite my infidelity, which I know I was wrong for, um.
- [Olay] Did it be him saying it was wrong,
or did he say if you was cooking dinner for me, why-
I wouldn't have been out cheating with bitches.
Cause that's what he said, now it's "I know I was wrong for it."
You could not think you were wrong and waltz your ass up in here
to ask somebody for them rings.
Cause you like- I need money for these engagement rings
cause the marriage didn't materialize.
The marriage didn't materialize cause you a cheating ass man,
- [Jarvis] He- yeah. - [Olay] that left home to fuck bitches.
- [Jarvis] It's all his fault. (laughs)
Every- every aspect of this is his actions.
[shocked crowd noises]
- [Harvey] That dude is over there clapping for you. He-
You got one person in here that's
- That's me.
- Yeah, you don't have to do this anymore.
- Okay, thank you.
- [Jarvis] you- You've gone through enough. - [Alex] It's so terrible, I've been so
- [Olay] I knew, I knew in the beginning,
I saw $3400 and I knew fucked shit was ahead.
- [Jarvis] (laughs) Yeah you- I saw fucked shit around the corner.
- I just want to give everybody a fair shot, but honestly...
This is just one of the worst things I've ever seen.
- There is a law in Ohio
that says that gifts given in contemplation of marriage
are returned to the donor - Oh wow.
- [Harvey] or giver if the marriage does not occur.
- Do we think that's the law, do we think that's-
- [Jarvis] (laughs) That doesn't make any sense, cause-
cause something can happen to those things,
and then what, you just own the cash value?
That seems crazy.
Maybe he knew that law, and then he was-
that's how he's been trying to finesse this whole time.
- The law in Ohio:
"An engagement ring is con-
is a gift offered in contemplation of marriage
regardless of whom offered the union, however,
if there is no wedding,
the condition of the gift is not fulfilled,
and the gift or the value of the ring should be returned."
Oh, should be is a big difference than whether it has to.
Alright, so. - It's very circumstantial.
- [Olay] It's very- that matters a lot.
It's a case by case fight, to what I was saying earlier,
so, they gotta fight it out.
- [Harvey] You have the law on your side in Ohio.
[Erron and Ilene laugh] Clearly, we are not in Ohio.
- Good. Cause fuck him.
- So therefore, I have reached my verdict.
If you wanted to say something to her,
publicly,
what- what would you say to her.
- Give me my money!
- Look at this fuck- look at his posture!
Look at the amount of bullshit
he getting ready to say, look at him! - [Jarvis] Yeaaaah. I agree.
- Just take him in.
- Say like, truly I apologize again.
- Awww.
- [Olay] Not aww. - [Alex and Jarvis] She's so stoked!
- [Olay] Oh my god, lady, stand up!
- All the stuff that I did, uh, I apologize for bringing you here.
- For bringing you here.
- And I- I do wish, you know,
I wish that we can get it right together.
- [Harvey] People get it right, well one day he gon' get it right,
just gotta take some time.
- One day he gone get it right? It must have been-
Oh my god Steve Harvey! - [Jarvis] How many times, bro?
- [Olay] And the only reason he crying- this man ain't cry this whole time,
he crying now cause he ain't getting the money back for them rings.
[laughter] - [Olay] He had promised that woman
that he was gonna take her on a trip, his side bitch,
he was like, oh, with that money?
Baby, when we get out of here? We going to Mexico, like.
- [Jarvis] He's like, no more Mexico for me.
- [Olay] Right, fuck ass man.
- [Harvey] You gonna make him crawl.
He ain't a bad guy.
- [Olay] He ain't a bad guy?
Pause. What. The fuck. - [Jarvis] He is definitionally a bad guy.
- He's a pretty bad guy.
- [Harvey] He ain't a bad guy. - Yeah.
- I dismiss your suit for $3400,
that is completely thrown out,
that's my verdict, and that's how I see it.
- [Jarvis] Oh. Okay.
- Oh, he just left.
I'm very surprised he wasn't like,
"I'm gonna pay you $5,000 for a new engagement ring."
- [Jarvis] Yeah. - [Alex] And a trip to Mexico.
- Yeah, for each kid!
- For me I have a good feeling about me and Erron moving forward.
- [Jarvis] Oh- - [Alex] Nooo!! No!!! (laughing)
- What- what- what gave you the good feeling, sis?
- [Jarvis] (laughs) This- this time. - What- what gave it to you.
- Fourth time's the charm is what they always say.
- Could you imagine being her best friend?
Imagine Alex, if you knew I was
going to go to court cause my ex was suing me,
and I'm over here like,
"Yeah, Alex, I think it might be good, I have like really good vibes."
[laughter] - [Alex] It's just literally, it's just-
it's literally impossible for me to imagine,
because in this situation,
we would be going to court for you killing this man.
[laughter]
It would be a very different conversation.
- [Olay] Yo, I would like- - I'd be like, Olay, I'm here for you.
- Erron is a really good guy, he's an excellent dad,
he just had some hiccups,
and I just need to know that he's committed to me and the boys.
- [Olay] Some hiccups. - [Jarvis] (deep sigh)
Just a few hiccups. - [Olay] An excellent guy.
- [Alex] "Steve Harvey is not a judge or a lawyer.
All participants agreed to have Steve Harvey settle their disputes
on the show as an alternative forum of dispute resolution."
That's awesome. - [Jarvis] Yeah.
- So what'd you think Olay?
- [Jarvis] Are you gonna watch it?
This gonna be your new...
guilty pleasure? - [Olay] I might- I might watch it.
Just so I can complain. [laughter]
Oh my god, I feel like that tweet that's like,
oh, I don't support all women.
Like uh, like that's me just now,
like I spent all this time rallying for you,
only for you to insist on being with the- with-
why, why even bother,
I might as well be on his side because you are.
[laughter]
- [Jarvis] I can't believe that after he came here suing her—
This is a good thing actually.
- The system works, and that's what you should learn from this.
- [Jarvis] Thank you for joining me today
on "I forced two lawyers to watch Judge Steve Harvey".
You two have a podcast.
- We do. - [Olay] We do.
- [Jarvis] And if the people wanted to follow you and your banter,
- Lolo & Olay, that's our podcast,
also go follow Lurinart- Olurinatti, - [Olay] (laughs)
- [Alex] Olurinatti! - He got scared (laughs)
- Go follow, she'll kill me!
Go follow Olurinatti, that's Olay's channel,
it's amazing, she makes really educational videos,
watch her Greg Abbott video, it's very good.
- Oh yes, watch my Greg Abbott expose on my channel, it is new,
and watch my Eric Adams expose while you're there, if you haven't,
but Greg Abbott is my new one, I'm officially on Texas's head.
Moving my hate, I'm- - [Jarvis] You're going state to state.
- [Olay] Nationwide, I'm for all of those bitches,
I'm gonna make it so that I can't live nowhere.
[laughter]
- Oh and congrats on a million - [Jarvis] Oh thank you!
- [Alex] On the new channel. - [Jarvis] yeah.
- [Alex] Gold. Gold. - [Olay] Right, I was like,
this man already had a million.
- [Alex] No, but this is premium, - [Jarvis] No, no, but we, this channel-
this is uh, - [Alex] 100% paid, premium content,
you have to go through 100 - What's it like to liked by that many people?
- [Jarvis] Eugh. - [Olay] that's actually a crazy amount.
- [Jarvis] Liked is a strong word. [laughter]
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