I downloaded Microsoft Flight Sim (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Summary
TLDRThe video script details a live stream experience where the streamer is attempting to download and play 'Microsoft Flight Simulator'. The stream is characterized by a prolonged download process, which leads to a humorous and candid commentary on the situation. The streamer interacts with the audience, discussing various topics such as the game's download time, the importance of dental hygiene, and the unpredictability of live streaming content. The script captures the essence of a typical gaming live stream, filled with technical glitches, audience engagement, and the streamer's personal anecdotes, making it both relatable and entertaining for viewers.
Takeaways
- ๐ The user experienced a long download time for Microsoft Flight Simulator, which took about two hours.
- ๐ป The user encountered a loading screen that stayed on for an extended period, causing frustration.
- ๐ก The user mentioned that the game downloaded quickly on Steam, but then encountered a prolonged loading phase after launching.
- ๐ฃ๏ธ There was a humorous attempt to interact with the game's narrator feature, which was turned on for comedic effect.
- ๐ The user expressed concern about losing viewership once the actual gameplay started, as previous experiences showed a drop in viewers when playing video games.
- ๐ฎ The user's content involves a mix of programming for the stream and gaming challenges, with the former attracting more viewers.
- ๐ The user joked about the possibility of ending the stream after the loading screen as a way to disappoint new viewers.
- ๐ฆท A conversation about dental hygiene arose, with the user admitting to only brushing their teeth at night, contrary to common advice.
- ๐ The user considered creating content from the loading screen and patch notes, even contemplating making it a unique feature of their channel.
- ๐ต There was a mention of music playing in the background, which added to the ambiance of the stream.
- ๐ The user discussed the possibility of the game downloading additional content or updates after the initial installation, which could contribute to the long loading times.
Q & A
What is the main issue the user is facing with Microsoft Flight Simulator?
-The user is experiencing a prolonged loading time that has been going on for over an hour, which is causing frustration.
Why does the user mention the Steam Reviews?
-The user refers to the Steam Reviews to highlight that other players have also expressed their dissatisfaction with the long download times for the game.
What does the user speculate about the game's download process?
-The user humorously speculates that the game might be using the network to mine Bitcoin, indicating the unexpected and prolonged use of system resources.
Why does the user consider resetting the game?
-The user is concerned that the game might have gotten stuck on a corrupted file and thinks that resetting it might resolve the issue, but is worried it could restart the entire download process.
What does the user find amusing about the game's installation process?
-The user finds humor in the game's narrator reading every word during the installation process, which he initially enabled for comedic effect but now finds excessively verbose.
What does the user discuss regarding oral hygiene?
-The user has a conversation about tooth brushing habits, revealing a personal preference for brushing teeth only at night and expressing surprise at the common practice of brushing twice a day.
Why does the user consider the stream potentially the 'worst stream of the year'?
-The user feels that the prolonged loading screen and the lack of actual gameplay or content might make this stream uninteresting and disappointing for viewers.
What does the user propose to do while waiting for the game to load?
-The user suggests doing a poll to decide what to do while waiting, and also considers brushing his teeth during the wait as a form of multitasking.
What is the user's reaction to the game's patch notes being read out loud?
-The user finds it unnecessary and a bit humorous that the patch notes are being read out loud, and he jokingly suggests creating content around it.
Why does the user express concern about the viewership when playing video games?
-The user notes a trend where viewership tends to drop when he starts playing video games, as opposed to when he is programming or setting up for the stream.
What is the user's final decision regarding the stream content?
-The user decides to continue with the stream, even though the game is still loading, and humorously suggests that the stream has become a channel for reading Microsoft Flight Simulator patch notes.
Outlines
๐ Struggling with Microsoft Flight Simulator's Download Time
The first paragraph describes the frustration of waiting for Microsoft Flight Simulator to download after it was purchased on Steam. The streamer mentions reading negative reviews about the long download times and contemplates whether to continue with the download or stop it. They also humorously suggest that the game might be using the network to mine Bitcoin. The streamer interacts with the chat, asking if they should turn down the volume and discussing the loading process, which has been ongoing for an hour. They also joke about resetting the game and worry about restarting the download. The segment ends with a poll to decide what to do while waiting for the download to complete.
๐ Microsoft Flight Simulator's Patch Notes and Personal Hygiene
The second paragraph details the streamer's ongoing struggle with the game's download, which is still at a standstill. The streamer decides to brush their teeth during the wait and has a conversation with the chat about dental hygiene habits. They express disbelief at the idea of brushing teeth twice a day and make a self-deprecating joke about it. The streamer also discusses the game's patch notes being read aloud by the narrator and humorously criticizes the feature, suggesting it's not helpful for blind people. The segment ends with the streamer contemplating ending the stream and going back to bed, but the download is nearing completion.
๐ The Irony of a Loading Screen Stream Becoming Popular
In the third paragraph, the streamer reflects on the irony of their stream becoming more popular while they are stuck on a loading screen. They discuss the idea of turning the dougd Clips channel into a patch notes channel for Microsoft Flight Simulator, given the current situation. The streamer also ponders the reactions of new viewers who might be confused or disappointed by the content they find. They discuss the viewership numbers and express surprise that more people are not leaving the stream. The segment ends with the streamer contemplating the end of the download and the patch notes, creating a sense of competition between the two.
๐ฌ The Relief of Finally Playing Microsoft Flight Simulator
The fourth and final paragraph describes the moment when the Microsoft Flight Simulator download finally reaches 100%. The streamer expresses relief and excitement, and jokingly tells the viewers they can leave now that the game is ready to play. They reflect on the viewership dynamics, noting that it tends to drop when they start playing games. The streamer also comments on the last 3% of the download taking a long time and humorously calls it the best content they've produced in years. The segment ends with the streamer preparing to pause the stream and start playing the game.
Mindmap
Keywords
๐กMicrosoft Flight Simulator
๐กLoading Screen
๐กSteam Reviews
๐กNetwork Usage
๐กPatch Notes
๐กTwitch Chat
๐กStreaming
๐กDouglas
๐กBrushing Teeth
๐กViewership
๐กContent Creation
Highlights
User is downloading Microsoft Flight Simulator and encounters a prolonged loading screen.
Mentions of Steam Reviews indicating others also experienced long download times for the game.
User speculates that the game might be using network resources to mine Bitcoin.
Expresses frustration with the loading time and considers it a potential contender for 'worst stream of the year'.
User conducts a poll during the loading screen to gauge audience engagement.
User decides to try new launch options to potentially resolve the loading issue.
User apologizes for making fun of blind people in the context of the game's accessibility features.
User discusses dental hygiene, revealing a personal habit of only brushing teeth at night.
User humorously suggests creating a 'toothbrushing stream' as a new content idea.
User contemplates ending the stream after the loading screen as a prank to viewers.
User interacts with the game's installation manager and discusses the process.
User reads out loud from the game's patch notes to pass the time during the load.
User debates whether to include the tooth-brushing segment in the stream's documentation.
User humorously suggests that their Twitch channel has become a 'patch notes channel'.
User expresses surprise at the increasing viewership despite the uneventful content.
User discusses the potential viewer reaction to their stream, considering it might not be appealing to all.
User celebrates when the download finally reaches 100% after over an hour of waiting.
Transcripts
loading please wait 100% hi chat so I'm
downloading Microsoft flight simulator
now loading please wait 100% this has
been going for about an hour I read on
the steam loading please wait 100% I
read on the Steam Reviews for this the
people were upset at the game because it
took takes like 2 hours to download all
this stuff like once you open the game
the game downloaded on Steam in like 5
minutes and then it's just been on this
screen for like an hour now it's using
the Network so sorry let me please wait
100% okay it's it's downloading stuff
they're mining Bitcoin anyway could you
guys please wait we're loading 100% can
I turn this down oh you're not supposed
to talk over it you're supposed to
please wait all right well I'll wait
every loading please wait 100% I like it
looks like he's loading okay I need to
freeze every time so that it load okay
it's a 2year subscription SV gaming
thank you very much for please wait 100%
your sub I appreciate it very much man
loing please wait 100% Microsoft flight
simulator is taking 2 hours to download
and I'm wondering do I continue this or
do we stop it we can go for worst stream
of the year cuz this sucks a do a pole
100% [ย __ย ] I thought this was the game
this is the website that isn't working
Oh I thought we I thought the loading
had finally ended the [ย __ย ] website to
do a poll on whether we should keep
watching the loading 100% please wait
won't load loading please wait 100% the
wor stream of the Year this sucks okay
what do we do I mean 2/3 of the chat
wants to wait for the loading I mean
we're not even playing this game now
please wait I want the load it's just I
mean a lot of people want the load no
this is like you download a gigabyte and
then you open the game and it downloads
150 gigs before you can play but this
has been going for a long ass time I
really feel like it should almost be
done loading I could just reset the game
but I'm worried I would it would like
restart the whole download it's been
going at like 100 megab so what that's
seconds per gig right approximately
megabit 2 megab per second wait what oh
[ย __ย ] you're right so that means it's
going to be like 4 hours okay fine I'll
do a poll about what we do while waiting
for the loading please wait 100%
literally just sit here try with new
launch options 100% God I love loading
please wait 100% probably we should try
with new launch options hey douglas
douglas did you remember to brush your
teeth this morning no this might make
you hate me but I don't brush my teeth
in the morning I only brush my teeth at
night on do most of you guys really
brush your teeth twice a day your mom's
a doctor to Bro she's not a dentist yes
really I felt like most people brush
their teeth once a day holy [ย __ย ] Doug
yes we do are you serious I thought the
vast majority of people brush once a day
not twice that's disgusting all right
Jesus realize this a huge deal dou what
the [ย __ย ] I mean I guess Jesus all right
I guess I need to [ย __ย ] brush my teeth
twice today I didn't realize it I didn't
realize this was like this big of a deal
that I'm like that much of a weirdo God
I can't watch you anymore I'm shaking
and crying 100% oh my God this is
driving me insane okay technically
people said to try it with new launch
options I am closing it okay maybe this
will just work if we start it again I'm
begging you to turn off menu narrator
yeah okay this game I I launched it it
had one screen that said user interface
options I turned on the narrator cuz I
thought that'd be funny and then it
immediately goes into the hour and a
half of loading please wait 100% this
had to be my first stream this is the
worst possible first stream it's just
been loading the stream is still loading
please wait okay so maybe it got stuck
on one of the corrupted files last time
and now it'll Blitz through it or I have
to redownload all of it installation
manager select additional content you
want to install now or choose later in
the marketplace I think it's mandatory
update back SL installation manager
select additional content you want to
install now or choose later in the
marketplace wait hold on it's actually
showing C colon back/ users back/
dougl
ro/ packages this is this I this might
be wor stream standard content mandatory
update wait if I hover over this it's
standard content mandatory update this
stream sucks standard con standard
standard standard con pause this is so
unnecessary PA but pause button press
pause
button press V to release notes oh oh
this also press V to release notes wow
this is so unnecessary too installation
manager it narrates every single word
that I go over pause
button why is it so delayed release them
Doug why are you making fun of blind
people this wouldn't help if you're
blind presumably blind people are not
flying airplanes all right I'm sorry and
having all the buttons narrated does not
make that safe press V to release notes
okay I'll release the notes popup window
oh my God release
notes okay it did I thought it was going
to read all of the release notes release
notes 1.34
6.0 if you are playing on PC outdated
packages in your community folder may
have an unexpected impact on the title
performance and behavior how to install
a new update safely General bug several
crashes accessibility I'm going insane
show stream is just a narrator reading
the patch notes from Microsoft flight
simulator can I end it oh okay it's gone
go back bring it back we're going to
have to restart the patch notes we're
going to have to listen to the first
paragraph again you know what we can do
I'll pull up the release notes and then
I'll brush my teeth while we listen to
them forra now this is content if
somebody tunes into my stream for the
first time what are they going to think
change to allow control of the cursor
with all joysticks and not only with
circular motions I thought you just go
back and forth I don't think that's
corre you guys are backseating me let me
brush my teeth Jesus Christ what do you
circular Mo how would I even do that
it's not electric you're woring your
teeth wrong I'm doing fine how how do
you it doesn't make how do you do a
circle you're G it's half on the gums
half off this is the worst use your
allow the toothbrush to rest with
minutes or tool tips when reaching the
final item
in
either shut I haven't eaten since I BR
flushed my teeth last night I don't know
why I would have gotten things in my
teeth while sleeping spiders dude that
is the dumbest myth ever why would we
eat spiders in our sleep it doesn't make
any sense why people genuinely think
that like weat at spiders in our sleep
every year that's like a myth people
actually believe why would billions of
spiders commit suicide into our mouths
every year that doesn't make any [ย __ย ]
sense at all that makes no sense and yet
there's like half of humanity thinks
that's
real loading please wait 100 the
autopilot Bank limit tool tip how far
let's find where we are in this okay
we're here so we've made it we've made
it like 25 of the way in wait a
minute hold on okay I'm turning it down
briefly I know this is cheating just in
order to talk I can't [ย __ย ] think
while this is on it's about loading it
at the same time that it's reading the
patch notes which means we have the most
exciting bet ever which finishes first
the load or the patch notes 2 minutes go
maybe it'll be exciting if we're
gambling on it people are really
confident the patch notes are going to
finish faster new stream idea
toothbrushing stream no cuz you guys are
just going to criticize me checklists
added CK I got nothing I have nothing to
add what do I possibly add to this
content there are 7 and a half thousand
people watching this what is wrong with
all of you you are all you're all sick
in the head don't be afraid Doug I'm
sure you've got a great set of they are
fine my dentists always tell me my teeth
are great other than the fact that they
bleed all the time but that just makes
me a gigachad it's like they come in
they like oh wow you're pretty you're
pretty Alpha with all that blood it's
cuz you brush too little actually
incorrect I was brushing too hard
apparently cuz I was like going hard and
then I learned you're not supposed to do
that recently gigachad or gingivitis why
not both oh wait the music Ed they ran
out of Music we've been loading for so
[ย __ย ] long mind hey Doug I just want
you to know that I think it was really
brave but controver of you to release
your notes on stream can you defend the
decision dude I like I slept super badly
the past couple days my brain is not in
a good state for this which does make it
funny hey got to say is first stream
this is living up to the hype yeah like
just when you finally when you like
watched Doug Doug on YouTube and you're
like you know what I should check out
what he's got going on Twitch and you
realize that is this going to be a
YouTube video what would we do with this
what would we possibly do with this
content when I finish a stream I write
up a big like outline of the stream how
it kind of played out what the structure
was ideas for how we could approach it
pacing Concepts and then we get on a
call together and like okay how do we
want to approach this right I don't just
like fire off and forget about it I'm
like involved with the editing what
would I possibly write in that document
loading please wait 100% I brushed my
teeth at one point and then I'll put
that in bold like make sure to include
what if hold on hear me out what if I
just end stream after
this like we just really really
disappoint all the people who are
checking out my stream for the first
time do it and go back to bed it is 2:00
p.m. it is not bedtime the YouTube
should just be the loading and cut what
if the YouTube video Cuts me out cuz I
have my audio on a separate track will
mute me we'll crop the video so that
it's just this part and we just upload
that on the clips Channel you know what
honestly this is officially going on
YouTube okay so here's what we here's
what we do we post this on Doug Doug
Clips but it doesn't show me or anything
right you're not even subscribed yeah
this guy sucks okay we make a video all
these other ones are like Doug Doug does
this funny thing twitch chat calls Doug
a [ย __ย ] [ย __ย ] whatever haha and then
we'll have one that just says Microsoft
Flight Sim release notes that's the
title of the video and then I'm not in
it it's just this part of the screen
cropped maybe TTS is in there but like
that way dougd Clips channel will become
a dougd Clips Microsoft flight simulator
patch notes Channel and that's our thing
that's just that's the whole thinging a
pop open from too much going too much
come on patch notes you got this kick
his ass patch notes go patch notes beat
the download I thought this was a video
game channel this is officially a
release notes Channel hey D this is my
first stream I can't believe I've been
missing this beautiful content I wonder
what percentage of people do you think
open My Stream just in general and
they're like oh I've like heard about
Doug Doug or like I I saw a video or I
saw a mentioned or whatever or or or
twitch recommends the channel and then
they open it up and they go what the
[ย __ย ] and they close it obviously this is
all people who enjoy it but there it has
to be there has to be maybe like
hundreds of thousands of people who have
opened the channel and been like
oh there's probably hundreds today
who've done that and there's like people
out there in the world who have this
like repulsive memory where they were
like horrified by what was going on here
like if you think about how stupid my
streams are it has to be the majority of
people who open it up are like who no
absolutely not no no and they leave and
they and they like ban the channel right
there's got to be a lot of those people
there's like 7,800 people here there has
to be at least that many people who just
hate the stream I think I'm getting an
anxiety attack from the sheer amount of
stuff going on this is somehow the best
worst stream yeah the viewership has
been going
up which I don't understand but I think
probably I'm view Bing I guess 72%
download it may just be a loading screen
but it's still better than watching you
struggle to play platform gam okay all
right I think we can agree wait I
literally have less viewers when I play
spunky this is [ย __ย ] wait hold on
this is far more popular than the last
time I played spunky or Mario guys come
on I'm good at I'm good at video games I
think it's entertaining for me to play
video games I think it's very isn't it
it's fun to watch me play spunky and
Mario I Like It where are we in the
notes I don't know they're talking about
Y where the [ย __ย ] are
WEP oh here here here they fixed cracks
in the airport this is the first stream
I've watched how is it how you liking it
I like that the music is now popping in
and out that's a nice feature fixed
there are buildings seen clipping into
the than God got to say this is
definitely an amazing first stream it's
just you know if feels good when you
work hard to create content I get emails
from people who be like I've been going
through a really hard time I've just
been having a lot of family problems and
your stuff has really been comforting
for me I'm going to send them this
stream and I'm going to say are you
watching the did you email the wrong
person are you okay go to the hospital
you're not well or people or you guys
have like the worst family life
imaginable like you have all you all all
have horrific lives to the point where
this is some sort of release for you
from it State 8 Iberia fixed Iberia was
guys can we get a PG Iberia is fixed
fixed the 516 arala Portugal boy is
missing Collision in the wires oh thank
God Portugal rugal POI is was got the
wires are fixed having this P someone's
first stream after watching D on YouTube
has to be like going to Disney and
seeing one of the princesses smoking a
cigarette in the parking
lot yeah I think we should we should
start we should start warning people
like don't meet your Heroes don't go to
the ttch channel oh [ย __ย ] we're 90% for
the download This is actually close we
have a lot of money writing on this I'm
a YouTube Regular and this is my first
time catching this is the content after
welcome to
TCH come on download okay 93% on the
download the patch notes needs to hurry
up it might lose 95% on the download
we're like 90% of the way through the
patch notes added a meaningful warning
message in this is hype we're loading
the load is happening the load is
incoming only 4% until the load is ready
the patch notes has to hurry up there's
only this much left in the patch notes
it's almost at the end 97% for the
download there's a lot going on it's
stuck at 97 though okay we're at Sim
Wars this is it this is the bottom this
is the bottom 97% dude I think patch
notes got this it's right here it got
stuck at 97 dude the download the
download [ย __ย ] through the download
had it you can leave feedback on various
ladies and gentlemen
htps simulator.com wi the race
congratulations wow huge dub for the
Believers congratulations everybody that
was big that was really big that was
really big fixed updated Pilots hair
texture to boarding that's not how dare
you impersonate the patch notes does it
do something when I go over the okay
button okay button we are at
98% of the download it has been an hour
and 10 minutes of loading Microsoft