This British Reality TV Show is Pure Evil
Summary
TLDRThe video script details a humorous and critical review of an episode from the British reality TV show 'Don't Tell the Bride,' where the groom is tasked with planning the entire wedding without the bride's knowledge. The episode in question features a couple, Adam and Bianca, with Adam making a series of poor decisions that lead to a disastrous wedding experience. The groom's choices, including a themed wedding on an airplane and a reception in a warehouse filled with sand, are highlighted as impractical and inconsiderate, especially considering the bride's pregnancy. The summary also reveals a tragic twist from real life, where Bianca discovers her husband's infidelity after he falls into a coma due to a medical condition, leading to the end of their relationship. The video concludes with a commentary on the show's premise and a call to action for viewers to engage with the content.
Takeaways
- 🎥 The video discusses a British reality TV show 'Don't Tell the Bride', where the groom plans the entire wedding without the bride's knowledge until the actual day.
- 🤵 One episode featured a Beauty and the Beast themed wedding, with the groom opting for an animal-like appearance, which was a controversial decision.
- 🎯 Another episode highlighted a darts-themed wedding, complete with a professional darts player as the officiant, showcasing the groom's personal interests.
- 💍 The groom, Adam, with a budget of £4,000 and 3 weeks to plan, made several questionable decisions that led to a less-than-ideal wedding experience for the bride, Bianca.
- ✈️ Adam chose a plane as the venue for the wedding ceremony, despite Bianca's pregnancy and her desire for a simple, elegant wedding without themes.
- 👰 Bianca had to choose between a cheap or expensive wedding dress, and ended up with the cheaper option, which did not meet her expectations.
- 👗 The bridesmaids were dressed in neon pink and yellow dresses, a choice made by Adam that seemed to lack rationale.
- 🏭 Adam initially planned a Thai beach party reception in a warehouse, which was criticized for safety and aesthetic reasons.
- 💔 After the wedding, it was revealed that Adam had an affair, which Bianca discovered while he was in a coma due to a medical emergency.
- 🔚 The couple's story ended in separation after the affair was uncovered, illustrating the consequences of the groom's poor decisions and lack of consideration for his wife's feelings.
Q & A
What is the premise of the British reality TV show 'Don't Tell the Bride'?
-The show 'Don't Tell the Bride' is based on a concept where a soon-to-be-married couple is given all the money they need for their dream wedding, but the groom has to plan the entire event by himself while the bride is kept in the dark until the actual wedding day.
Why does the groom in the show choose a Beauty and the Beast themed wedding?
-The groom chooses a Beauty and the Beast themed wedding because he likes the idea and dresses up like the Beast with animal prosthetics, despite the fact that the Beast character transforms into a 'regular hot guy' by the end of the movie.
What is the groom's rationale for planning a darts-themed wedding in one of the episodes?
-The groom is a big fan of playing darts, so he decides to plan a darts-themed wedding. This includes bridesmaids wearing dresses with dart boards on them and even having a professional darts player to officiate the wedding.
How does the groom justify his decision-making process for the wedding?
-The groom justifies his decisions by letting fate decide the major aspects of the wedding through sealed envelopes. He believes that if the day doesn't work out, it's Bianca's fault since she is the one making the choices without knowing what she's picking.
What is the groom's budget for planning the wedding?
-The groom has a budget of £4,000 to plan the wedding within 3 weeks.
What was the bride's vision for her ideal wedding?
-The bride, Bianca, envisioned a glamorous, classical day without any themes or gimmicks. She wanted a simple, elegant wedding that would be a new chapter in their lives.
What is the groom's approach to choosing the wedding venue?
-The groom, Adam, decides to let Bianca randomly choose the wedding venue using sealed envelopes, which results in the selection of a plane as the wedding venue.
Why does the groom choose a plane as the wedding venue?
-The groom chooses a plane as the wedding venue because he and Bianca fell in love through travel. He rents out an entire airplane for the wedding ceremony, which takes off and flies around the airport before landing back at the same airport.
What is the bride's reaction to the wedding dress chosen by the groom?
-The bride is extremely disappointed and upset with the wedding dress chosen by the groom. She finds it uncomfortable and unflattering, and it does not meet her expectations for her special day.
What is the groom's decision regarding the wedding reception?
-The groom decides to have a Thai beach party themed reception, despite the bride's desire for a simple and elegant wedding. He chooses an old warehouse as the venue and plans to fill it with sand to create a beach atmosphere.
What happens to the couple after their wedding as revealed in the article?
-After their wedding, the couple faces a tragic turn of events. Adam suffers from a health crisis that leads to a coma. During this time, Bianca discovers that Adam had been having an affair, which ultimately leads to the end of their relationship.
Outlines
🎉 'Don't Tell the Bride' Show Introduction
The video script begins with an introduction to the British reality TV show 'Don't Tell the Bride,' where the groom is given a budget to plan the entire wedding without the bride's knowledge. The host humorously recounts some of the most disastrous wedding themes from the show's history, such as a Beauty and the Beast themed wedding and a darts-themed wedding, highlighting the grooms' lack of planning skills and the unexpected choices they make.
🎈 Groom's Unique Wedding Planning Approach
The script continues with a specific episode where the groom, Adam, decides to let fate choose the major aspects of the wedding through sealed envelopes. This includes the venue, which are a plane and a prison, reflecting Adam's past as a prison officer. The bride, Bianca, is sent away while Adam plans the wedding with his brother. The episode also covers the couple's backstory, how they met, and their engagement.
🛫 Themed Wedding on a Plane
Bianca ends up choosing the plane as the wedding venue. Adam rents an entire airplane for the ceremony, which will fly above the airport without leaving. The script describes the challenges and absurdity of getting married on a plane, especially considering Bianca's advanced pregnancy. It also touches on the groom's logic behind the decisions and the tension it creates.
🏭 Controversial Reception Venue
Adam selects a warehouse as the reception venue, planning to transform it into a Thai beach party atmosphere, despite the warehouse's poor condition and safety hazards. The script details the financial and logistical challenges of the wedding planning, including the costs of the plane, venue, and other wedding essentials. It also mentions a sponsorship segment about the Rocket Money app.
👰 Disappointment with the Wedding Dress
The script describes Bianca's disappointment when she sees her wedding dress, chosen by Adam, which she finds unflattering and cheap. It contrasts her taste in wedding dresses with what Adam has chosen. The episode also covers the bridesmaids' dresses and the various decisions Adam makes that contribute to the overall dissatisfaction with the wedding planning.
💍 Wedding Ceremony and Reception Disaster
The wedding takes place on the plane with a brief ceremony, after which the guests are taken to a disappointing reception venue. The script highlights the lack of personalization and consideration in the wedding planning, the bride's dissatisfaction, and the groom's obliviousness to the bride's feelings. It ends with a twist, revealing that the couple's story does not have a happy ending, as uncovered in a follow-up article.
💔 Post-Wedding Tragedy and Affair Revelation
The video concludes with a somber note, revealing that the couple's marriage did not last. An article is mentioned that tells the story of how Bianca discovered Adam's infidelity while he was in a coma due to a medical emergency. The script summarizes the aftermath of the wedding, the couple's divorce, and the moral of the story, which is a critique of the show's premise and a commentary on the新郎's (groom's) poor decision-making.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Don't Tell the Bride
💡Budget Constraints
💡Wedding Themes
💡Groom's Decision-Making
💡Pregnancy
💡Reality TV Show
💡Disaster
💡Humor
💡Marital Conflict
💡Infidelity
Highlights
The British reality TV show 'Don't Tell the Bride' gives the groom the task of planning the entire wedding while the bride is unaware of the details until the wedding day.
The groom in one episode chose a Beauty and the Beast themed wedding, dressing with animal prosthetics, which was seen as a questionable decision.
Another groom planned a darts-themed wedding, including bridesmaids' dresses with dartboards and a professional darts player as the officiant.
The show often reveals the groom's lack of planning skills and the humorous outcomes of their decisions.
An episode features Adam planning a wedding with a £4,000 budget and only 3 weeks, which is a challenge even for experienced planners.
Bianca, the bride in the featured episode, had a clear vision of a classy, elegant wedding without themes or gimmicks.
Adam decides to let fate, through sealed envelopes, determine major aspects of the wedding, absolving himself of responsibility if things go wrong.
Adam's first decision for the wedding location is either on a plane or in a prison, both of which are against Bianca's wishes for no themes.
Bianca ends up choosing the plane option, leading to a wedding on a stationary flight that takes off and lands at the same airport.
The plane wedding idea is criticized for being uncomfortable, especially for Bianca who is eight months pregnant.
Adam plans a Thai beach party reception, despite the challenges of recreating a beach in a warehouse.
The chosen reception venue is an old warehouse with safety hazards, leading to a last-minute venue change.
Bianca is forced to choose between a cheap and an expensive wedding dress, ultimately selecting the cheaper option.
The reality of the wedding plans hits Bianca when her chosen dress is delivered, and she reacts with disappointment.
The wedding day reveals a rushed ceremony on the plane and a reception venue that still fails to meet Bianca's expectations.
Post-wedding, Bianca discovers Adam's affair while he was in a coma due to a medical condition, leading to their separation.
The show 'Don't Tell the Bride' is criticized for its format that sets up grooms to fail and exploit their lack of planning skills.
Transcripts
folks what do you get when a soon to be
married couple is given all the money
they need for their dream wedding But
the Groom has to plan the entire thing
by himself while the bride is kept in
the dark about everything until their
actual wedding day spoiler alert you get
some of the worst weddings that have
ever taken place and this was the
premise of the British reality TV show
don't tell the bride and we're going to
watch a full episode today but I thought
it'd be fun to do a quick run through of
some of the worst weddings that have
taken place on this show when episode
featured a Beauty and the Beast themed
wedding which is already a pretty gnarly
decision because you know how I feel
about Disney Weddings But the Groom
absolutely went for it he dressed like
Beast like with animal Prosthetics and
stuff what you weing and it's like dude
Beast turns into like a regular hot guy
at the end of the movie just just dress
up like that what does that say about
the groom right well it's the most
important day of my life so I might as
well dress like a furry there was
another episode that featured a groom
who really likes to play darts so
naturally he planned a darts themed
wedding the Bridesmaids wore dresses
with dart boards on them it's probably
not safe to do at a darts themed wedding
inside the reception they had a bunch of
dart boards and they even got a
professional darts player to officiate
the wedding and of course that's what a
professional darts player looks like man
why would you want a guy that looks like
that officiating your wedding now before
the husband and wife say Bulls I do if
there's anybody in the audience who
objects to this marriage speak now or
forever hold your peace you object no
it's your bling sir it's so bright where
the hell did you even get all of it
Target okay ow so I think you guys get
the gist of the show guys are super dumb
and pretty much clueless when we're left
to our own devices and it's hilarious to
watch but my favorite part about the
show is seeing like the husband's logic
and how they arrive at the choices they
make and I found a great episode that
demonstrates that pretty well so without
further Ado let's watch an episode of
don't tell the bride with just 3 weeks
and
£4,000 to throw the wedding of a
lifetime so yeah that piece of
information like almost excuses any of
the insane decisions that the Grooms
make because I don't know if you guys
know this but my wife and I actually had
two weddings and let me tell you each of
those weddings took way longer than 3
weeks to plan and they cost much more
than $144,000 or sorry they use pounds
they use pounds in in in the UK 14,000
lb is is
$224,000 so yeah it's not like a super
low budget I guess it's not that bad but
still like things add up when you when
you plan a wedding trust me you'll see
going forward that even with the budget
and time constraints there is no excuse
for the wedding that is put on by this
groom this episode follows 33-year-old
Adam and 23-year-old Bianca and the
episode starts with a little blurb about
how they met when they met 18 months ago
on a dating app when I first saw Adam I
was attracted instantly because he had
like the rugby photo the action shot she
looked like she squatted so she had a
had a nice uh nice
BM sorry I I never cry but sometimes you
hear something so nice and you just
can't help it and this next part of
their origin story is pretty wild
because apparently Bianca was not
planning on getting into a serious
relationship whatsoever because she had
a big trip planned in a few months I
knew I was going away my tickets were
booked but when Bianca left for the trip
Adam really missed her so he decided to
join Bianca on her 9mon long vacation we
went from just being you know casually
dating to literally spending 9 months in
each other's Pockets take notes boys
that's a good dude right there that's
what you got to do man if a girl says
she's not looking for anything serious
because she's going on a really long
trip in a few months that's an open
invitation brother and at the end of
their vacation Adam decided to pop the
question I came up with this idea of uh
making a heart out of rose petals the
fact that he set it up you know that's
something that I wouldn't expect Adam to
be capable of okay that's definitely
something every guy wants to hear from
their fiance yeah I never knew he was
capable of setting things up you know I
asked him to set up the patio furniture
one day he got so scared he called the
cops well he tried to but he never
really figured out how to set up his
phone and shortly after their engagement
they discovered that Bianca was pregnant
18 months after first swiping right the
couple now have a new life together in
South Wales so now we got a good
understanding of the couple and at this
point of the episode they asked Bianca
what her ideal wedding would be if she
could make all the decisions my ideal
wedding would just be a glamorous
classical day I don't want a theme or
anything related to what we've done
before I want this to be a new chapter
you know a new experience no jokey
gimmicky things you know just very
elegant okay so classy elegant simple
wedding no theme no jokey gimmicks or
anything not referencing anything
they've done in the past try to remember
those when we hear Adam's ideas Fate has
uh played a huge part in my life so I'm
going to let fate decide uh the major
decisions of the wedding I will come up
with various options and uh Bianca will
unknown choose her own wedding
absolutely 10,000 IQ play right there
he's going to make Bianca randomly
choose what her wedding is going to be
like with the use of sealed envelopes
because it gives me sort of a get out
claws cuz ultimately if if the day
doesn't work out then it's Bianca's
fault nice man that's a good guy right
there D just totally absolves himself of
any responsibility and puts all of it on
her still even though he is doing
everything all the pressure is still on
her
somehow good guy so while Adam plans the
wedding with his brother for the next 3
weeks Bianca is sent away on a little
family vacation that Adam isn't allowed
to invite himself to this time and as
Bianca sadly drives away Adam
immediately starts to work out the
details of the wedding or sorry I think
I said too many words Adam immediately
starts to work
[Music]
out imagine he just doesn't get anything
ready for the next 3 weeks cuz he's just
been working out the entire time Bianca
shows up at like an empty church 3 weeks
later and he's at the [ __ ] altar like
how do I look spend 14,000 lb on
steroids I hope that's chill okay this
is when we find out Adam's two ideas for
the possible themes of their upcoming
wedding so already it's not looking good
because Bianca clearly said she does not
want any themes I don't want a theme and
both of Adam's ideas are themed weddings
me and Bianca fell in love through
through travel maybe getting married on
a plane and the other option is
obviously a big part of my life before
Bianca came along well obviously I was a
prison officer so we'll um we look at
get married in a
prison get married in a prison yeah his
two options are either getting married
on a plane or in a prison I mean [ __ ]
what's the difference get me out of here
I'm innocent so tour of mind you Adam is
going to have his brother present two
options like two sealed envelopes to
Bianca for her to decide like major
aspects of their wedding but she doesn't
know what she's picking really so if it
ends up bad it's all Bianca's fault
quote unquote if the day doesn't work
out then it's Bianca's fault you know
because she chose it right and it's like
not really that's really not how that
works especially when both the options
are bad no matter what she picks it's
going to be a [ __ ] wedding also like as
bad as the plane idea is at least it
like kind of makes sense they love
traveling you travel on a plane but
getting married in a prison because Adam
used to be a prison guard that's [ __ ]
insane obviously don't base your wedding
off of a job you used to have what the
[ __ ] so right around here is where the
wedding will take place looks perfect
can I ask why you want to get married in
the desert anyway well I actually used
to work out here so it just felt right
oh okay that makes sense what' you do
for work I used to disarm active mind
Fields oh cool well if you would just
follow me this way oh
I never said I was good at my job okay
so Adam's brother heads over to Bianca
so she can make her first decision
prison or plane she's obviously pretty
nervous and confused but she ends up
picking the right envelope not the right
envelope cuz like both of them are wrong
I think but she picks the envelope on
the right go right and that means yes
we're doing the plane yeah so they're
getting married on a plane and at first
I thought this was going to be like a
regular plane with like strangers on it
and [ __ ] which would have been [ __ ]
insane but like I've seen crazier [ __ ]
on airplanes so I guess it's not that
big of a deal if I had to choose between
seeing someone get married or seeing
somebody like pick their toenails on a
plane I'm picking the wedding every time
but Adam at least has the decency to
book out an entire airplane to fit all
the wedding guests I know Taylor Swift
would be so proud of
him just a joke and you may be thinking
now this plane that Adam is renting is
it going anywhere is this plane whisking
everybody away to a beautiful wedding
destination is the plane taking people
to the reception at at least no none of
those the plane actually isn't [ __ ]
going anywhere Adam is spending
5,000 lb to put everybody in a plane
that will take off into the air fly
around the airport for a bit so they can
get married while they're in the air and
then it's going to land back in the same
airport that's such a dumb idea when a
girl dreams about walking down the aisle
one day I don't think they're picturing
that type of aisle and also dude Bianca
was 8 months pregnant at the time of
filming this I don't know what it's like
to be pregnant but I can assume it's
pretty uncomfortable and I think being
on a plane the most uncomfortable place
like in the world is probably a bad
combo for a pregnant person and dude the
next part of this episode is like so
hard to watch Bianca and her mom take a
tour of Bianca's like Dream wedding
venue and before we go any further yes I
know I'll I'll talk about it I'm
thinking the same thing holy [ __ ] that
hair is gnarly impressive really I want
to know how many moms took a screenshot
of this episode printed it out and
immediately sprinted to their
hairdresser because this is the ultimate
Karen cut dude if I was working a retail
job and I saw her walk in I am quitting
on the spot all jokes aside though as
diagonal as her bangs are she's actually
the most level-headed person in this
whole episode I think and this part is
just so hard to watch because all Bianca
wants is a nice classic wedding to
celebrate their love you know just's no
bells or whistles super simple and you'd
assume that would be easy for Adam to
pull off peace and love he seems like a
pretty simple guy but while Bianca's
looking at this wedding weding venue
Adam is on like a cramped airplane like
yeah this will be good bro perfect for a
wedding yeah maybe they'll even have a a
movie playing on the little T screens is
being 177,000 ft in the air pregnant
going to make her happy well she hasn't
got a choice that's the situation I've
left her
in like such a [ __ ] sorry I'm being
a little mean maybe he'll redeem himself
with the wedding reception unfortunately
he wants the reception to be themed as
well Adam wants to hold a Thai beach
party reception because they got engaged
in Thailand and although the is a bad
idea maybe he'll pick a pretty venue for
everybody to eat and dance away the
memory of their terrible high altitude
wedding let's see what he
picks
oh who the [ __ ] looks at this venue and
thinks wedding reception an actual ghost
could look at this venue and be like um
no thank you this is way too scary like
this is where the final fight of a Ninja
movie takes place this is where
house this is warehouse this old dirty
Warehouse with a leaky ceiling is the
venue that Adam chooses for the
reception and he hires this guy to
transform the building into Thailand so
I want all my guests to be transported
to uh Thailand it's also super funny
that he says he wants all of his guests
transported to Thailand after being on a
vehicle that could literally transport
them to Thailand we're not going to get
a better space in this are we really I
don't think so so I'm going to shake
your hand on it guys you must know
better places exist right feel bad for
these guys okay so they're now halfway
through their 14,000 lb budget but all
they have is the plane ride and the
reception venue they still need to buy
Rings dresses suits shoes food drinks
and a bunch of sand to be transported to
the warehouse so it can look like
Thailand we want to fill it with sand
you know the things that every wedding
has you know as much as I'm making fun
of these guys budgeting it's pretty
difficult right it's hard to do for a
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most important parts of the wedding day
you know some girls go their whole lives
dreaming of their perfect wedding dress
it's an incredibly pivotal part of the
wedding so it's such a big decision Adam
has no choice but Bianca does she has to
choose whether she wants a cheap dress
or an expensive dress ideally we we want
the least expensive and they say
chivalry is dead I don't want too much
booby SE I like this one with the
cleavage but unfortunately she chooses
the cheap dress so the cheap Choice it
is then in this next part Bianca goes a
dress shopping so we the audience can
see what type of dress that she would
choose if it was up to her and this is
when she voices her concern about Adam
choosing the dress I'm a little bit
worried because I'm seven months
pregnant now hopefully Adam thinks about
that as well when he sort of thinks
about his choices honey you got a but no
that's totally fair like I said I don't
know what it's like to be pregnant I
can't imagine what that would feel like
to have like a [ __ ] baby inside of
you that's weird not weird it's miracle
miracle of life being pregnant that's
probably the craziest hardest thing a
person can do I'd like to think most
husbands to be would consider that
obviously if they had a pregnant wife
but we did just see Adam choose the
birthplace of hepatitis for a wedding
reception so obviously he doesn't take
that into consideration at all Bianca
choose a beautiful designer dress while
Adam orders a 160 lb dress off the
internet the currency pounds by the way
not like the dress doesn't weigh 160 lb
although that wouldn't [ __ ] surprise
me if he did that no put it on it'll be
a good workout dress for women is
probably the most important thing uh it
sort of determines how they feel on the
day but ultimately she picked that
option for it to be the cheapest dress
so if she doesn't like it then that was
her fault like yo no it's not what a
[ __ ] [ __ ] dude that's so mean she
didn't pick it she picked a random
envelope that you show she [ __ ] know
dude I can't imagine Bianca watching
this episode back for the first time and
not divorcing him immediately his logic
is just so flawed you know like imagine
on the plane Bianca is like why did you
pick a plane to get married on this is
so dumb I didn't want this either you
picked it okay we could have been
getting married in a prison right now
it's like dude no matter what she picks
it's going to suck because you suck
sorry I digress now it's time for Adam
to show the Bridesmaids the dress that
they'll be wearing at the wedding and
for some reason he picks 10 lb neon pink
and yellow dresses I don't know the
reasoning behind that decision I feel
like maybe he watched an episode of
Power Rangers and he was like oh okay so
pink and yellow are girl color got it
and I feel like for this whole episode
Adam's been kind of operating on like
another planet every decision he's made
has been objectively awful but everyone
around him is like yeah all right mate
this sounds pretty [ __ ] Chi and but
this next part of the episode is when
Adam finally gets a dose of reality from
the sand delivery guy of all people yeah
I never had a sand delivery guy at my
wedding but his presence was missed for
sure so the Sandman quotes them 2500 lb
for the amount of sand that they'll need
to completely cover the warehouse floor
which by the way is roughly 16 times
more expensive than Bianca's wedding
dress but really what's more important
ladies a nice dress or 150 tons of sand
you can't make a wicked baller castle
out of a nice dress I'll tell you that
ladies say no to the Dress yes to the
sand power over spice is power overall
but after the Sandman quotes them on
that price he goes on to warn them about
the safety of the warehouse you've got
rain water coming in there's going to be
electrical wiring everywhere you have in
my opinion massive health and safety
implications that you really need to
take seriously so Adam moves on from
that dingy Warehouse because of the
safety hazards and this was the perfect
thing to happen to them because now this
is a Fresh Start they can pick a
completely different venue that will
suit their needs much better and they do
find a new venue Goodbye old dirty
stinky Warehouse hello new dirty stinky
Warehouse yeah man he just finds a
different dirty Warehouse oh that old
Warehouse was absolutely [ __ ] filthy
mate but this
Warehouse is dirty Adam then heads to a
department store buys two wedding rings
69b hilarious he then spends 500 lb on a
suit which is what wild considering he
only spent 160 lb on his wife's dress he
then tops it all off by spending 130 lb
on plastic
buckets I'm not 100% sure why he got the
buckets oh maybe they'll be handed to
the guests when they walk into the venue
because they'll probably puke upon
seeing where they are it's pretty smart
this next part is pretty wild this is
when Bianca gets her first glimpse into
what her wedding is going to look like
before it was just her pointing at
random envelopes and now she has to Face
Reality when her wedding dress is
delivered to her house are you are you
joking me I am literally going to cry
all right so things aren't looking too
good right now who knows right maybe
when she finally sees the dress she'll
fall in love with
it the neck Line's crap the arms are
crap the leg materials rubbish why you
play games with me no okay this is
really sad to watch obviously but God
it's even sadder because like of what we
know like I'm sorry about your dress but
you don't even know the half of it you
don't know anything about the
dilapidated we Warehouse as being filled
with
sand it's about to get so much worse and
this is the challenge of the show I
guess weddings are inherently expensive
so if you spend a big chunk of your
budget on one aspect of it the other
aspects are going to suffer so it's just
a matter of knowing your partner and
what they value the most and I guess
sometimes dudes don't know their
partners that well at all and it's just
so frustrating cuz it's like you could
just get married in like a pretty part
of a public park right not like Eminem
there I got married in a pretty part of
a public park but no seriously just
[ __ ] get married in a park for free
rent out like a big cheap tent for the
reception and then spend the rest of the
money on stuff that like matters right
like why does there always have to be a
[ __ ] theme in these episodes It's
like a you know an Extreme Makeover home
Edition when they're showing the family
the renovated house and then when they
get to the kids' room they're like hey
Braxton we heard you like swimming so we
actually drilled all of your bedroom
furniture to the bottom of your pool
this show was like that but with wedding
but we're getting close to the end now
so let's get back to the episode say I
was speaking to my dad the other day and
and he said a line it just resonates
through my head all the time now listen
son if she loves you she'll forgive you
good attitude to have brother all right
guys it's time it is now the morning of
the wedding day and everybody is getting
ready Bri's Maids are wearing their neon
dresses Bianca's mom has got her neon
hair and I can only assume Bianca is
going to have her knee on Adam's neck
when she sees it the guests arrive at
the airport and they got high hopes for
the wedding had to have high high hes
for the wedding that's the only
information we got told was a passport
we're hoping he's going to fly us bab
okay super messed up to tell them to
bring their passport right that is
diabolical a passport implies the act of
leaving a country they're not even
leaving the same airspace really they're
just flying above the Bristol airport
why'd you tell them to bring their
passport that's [ __ ] me like imagine
if someone invites you to their birthday
party and they're like I don't want to
give anything away but make sure you
pack a bathing suit and then when you
get to their house they're like all
right you're going to help me nail my
kids furniture to the bottom of the pool
I saw it on TV all right guys it's go
time Adam shows up to the airport and
his finest sneakers boards the plane and
waits for Bianca to arrive Bianca enters
through the back of the plane Adam and B
man Alec are hiding up front I wouldn't
really call that hiding I don't think
you can really hide anywhere on a plane
all Bianca has to do is look to the
front of the plane which is by the way
the usual Direction people look when
they're on a plane like did she really
not see him God I'm so excited to get
married and on a plane too are we
seriously getting married on a plane
that's so stupid I hate planes and I'm
pregnant too oh yeah this is so
uncomfortable if our marriage happens on
this plane today this will officially be
the worst thing that has ever happened
on any plane ever okay whatever I'm over
it at least we know the baby will be
safe you know they say flying is a
safest way to travel welcome on board
everybody to this very special flight on
this gorgeous Boeing aircraft he I want
to divor and this next part is [ __ ]
terrific they reach their cruising out
altitude and then they call Bianca up to
the front would Bianca John please join
us at the front of the
aircraft dude and she still doesn't know
that this is the wedding she still
thinks they're flying to a destination
for the wedding and like the Poor Dad
doesn't even get to walk her down the
aisle it's like I mean like I don't know
how he would have in the first place cuz
his airplane aisles are pretty small I
will warn you a little cringe warning
the actual wedding on the plane is like
really rough to watch so strap in let
your marriage be a time of waking each
morning and falling in love with each
other all over
again you that was the official like
weding then that was good those oh my
God what are we doing now then what do
you mean what are we doing now then you
should know you planned the wedding man
what we doing now then what we doing
dude no vows nothing the wife walked up
to the front of a plane a guy said a
nice sentence and then that was it like
what did Adam expect to happen this is
rough dude but we're almost done okay
Bianca is understandably a little
confused by the wedding ceremony but
Adam really thinks the whole day is
going to turn around when she sees the
reception venue when you see the next
sort of venue I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised and amazed just
picture in your head what you think the
reception is going to look like now
whatever you have in your head make it a
million times worse and that's what it
looks like
oh my god dude what the
[ __ ] that looks like [ __ ] my man that
looks like poo looks like the unknown is
about to pop out it's the oh my god dude
I [ __ ] I love the one tiny blue sky
photo backdrop and then the rest is just
filthy brick walls dude and yet no cut
three or plates nothing just [ __ ]
buckets babe it's
awful like this wasn't a reaction I was
it
Adam is so dumb I'm sorry he's such an
idiot I can't imagine how many criminals
escaped under his watch when he was a
prison guard all they probably had to do
is just ask Adam to be set free and he'd
be like okay no problem what we doing
now then what are we doing now then and
dude I really feel bad for Bianca
Because by the end of this whole day she
is a broken woman she has lost all hope
and Sanity suits tacky the dress is
tacky the flowers are tacky the shoes
are tacky at least you get to link say
dude this is her Joker origin story dude
want to know how I got this wedding ring
so the episode ends with Bianca and Adam
enjoying the rest of their night to the
best of their ability and then we can
only assume they live happily ever after
while they raise their baby boy together
so that was an episode of don't tell the
bride this is an evil show I think give
dudes a small budget and a limited
amount of time to plan like the most
important day of their lives that's bad
news and I'm not sympathizing or
anything I'm not trying to cut Adam any
slack here but like this is a dastardly
television program and that is proven
even further when the credits roll and
it is revealed that this show was
devised by John rolands it all makes
sense this is a show that only could
have been devised okay it was not
created no more wedding planners okay we
need wedding devisers I devised some
plans for us tonight we got to use that
word way more now I thought this was
going to be the end of the video it's
not Bianca and Adam's story does not end
here it turns out I was wrong they did
not go on to live happily ever after I
found an article about this couple that
came out a little while after their
episode titled don't tell the bride star
who had disastrous wedding in a
sandfield warehouse recalls how she
uncovered her husband's affair while he
was in a coma Now That's What I Call
turbulence let's read some of the
article because holy [ __ ] this is insane
Bianca was at the gym and Brock their
son at the nursery when Adam called her
from their home one day of September
2017 he was slurring his words not
making sense and he said he didn't feel
right I phoned for an ambulance and the
controller said it sounded like a stroke
by the time got home he was
semiconscious on the floor the ambulance
arrived just after me and I followed it
to the hospital it later emerged that
Adam who had just taken part in a
bodybuilding contest was suffering from
rabdomiolisis the breakdown of muscle
tissue that leads to the release of
muscle fibers into the bloodstream the
rare condition often occurring in
endurance athletes can be
life-threatening I called Mom on the way
to the hospital to tell her what had
happened recalls Bianca and as we were
talking my phone battery died I had
Adam's phone with me so I switched to
his he never made a secret of his
security codes and it pinged as a
message came through it read what are
you doing today babe I thought babe
that's a bit cozy but I laughed and told
myself it was probably completely
innocent okay first off how the [ __ ] did
he even go into a coma that doesn't make
sense to me how can one slip into a coma
when there's already zero brain activity
at the hospital Adam was in intensive
care and I sat in the family room
distraught anxiously waiting for news
then another text came through just two
question marks I thought what the hell
and clicked on the profile photo of the
sender which showed three women I
thought this isn't right I had a little
worried with myself don't do anything
he's really poorly but I couldn't help
it I turned detective to find out who
had messaged my husband Bianca who had
never suspected Adam was being
unfaithful scoured social media and
uncovered the identity of the woman with
whom he had evidently been having an
affair on a rugby M WhatsApp group he
found that Adam had shared photos of his
lover in her underwear together with
graphic details of their clandestine sex
life with his friends e yeah now I don't
feel so calling him dumb so many times I
think Adam was putting a little bit too
much stock in that advice from his
father if she loves you she'll forgive
you and if you're wondering what
happened next Adam woke up from his coma
and completely recovered and once he did
Bianca immediately left
him crazy turn of events dude not really
shocking that the guy that didn't really
think about his wife at all during the
wedding planning continued to not think
about his wife at all once they were
married so what did we learn guys are
dumb as hell and probably shouldn't be
in charge of large decisions and that's
the whole sentence I really didn't need
to say anything after that now is that
new information not at all is it
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