Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue 2024

Jimmy Kimmel Live

10 Mar 202413:44

Summary

TLDRThe script appears to be a humorous monologue from a host at the 96th Oscars, touching on various topics such as the long year in movies, the achievements of the nominees, and industry-related issues like the strike against artificial intelligence in acting. The host uses wit and satire to comment on the state of the film industry, the lengths of movies, and the personal achievements of actors and filmmakers, promising surprises in the acting categories.

Takeaways

🎬 The 96th Oscars ceremony is being hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, taking place at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood.
🥳 The show starts an hour early but is expected to run late, with the host humorously acknowledging being 5 minutes over schedule already.
🎥 It's been a challenging year for the film industry, but also a great one, with many excellent films and memorable performances.
🏆 'Barbie' is mentioned as a significant achievement, turning a plastic doll into a feminist icon under the direction of Greta Gerwig.
🌟 Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are recognized for their roles and are playfully teased by the host about their genetic lottery.
🎞 Christopher Nolan's 'Oppenheimer' is highlighted, with a humorous note about his avoidance of smartphones and email.
🤣 Robert Downey Jr.'s career is celebrated, with a playful jab at his past and a nod to his current success.
🎥 The length of movies in the top 10 this year is noted to have increased significantly compared to previous years.
🏆 'Poor Things' directed by Yuros Lanos is mentioned, with both the director and editor sharing the same name.
🌐 Three foreign language films are up for Best Picture for the first time ever, showcasing diversity in nominations.
🎭 A new category for achievement in casting is teased as a future addition to the Oscars, highlighting the importance of casting in the industry.

Q & A

Who is hosting the 96th Oscars according to the transcript?
-Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the 96th Oscars.
What is a notable achievement mentioned about the movie 'Barbie' in the script?
-The movie 'Barbie' is noted for turning a plastic doll that was not popular anymore into a feminist icon, thanks to Greta Gerwig's direction.
What is a unique fact about Christopher Nolan mentioned in the script?
-Christopher Nolan does not use a smartphone or email, and he writes his scripts on a computer with no internet connection.
Which actor is teased in the script for having a very rectangular penis?
-Robert Downey Jr. is teased with this comment.
What is the significance of the 48-year gap between nominations for Robert De Niro and Jodie Foster?
-The significance is that in 1976, Jodie Foster was young enough to be Robert De Niro's daughter, but now she is 20 years too old to be his girlfriend.
Which actress is mentioned as the first Native American ever to be nominated for Best Actress?
-Lily Gladstone is the first Native American to be nominated for Best Actress.
How many foreign language films are up for Best Picture for the first time ever?
-Three foreign language films are up for Best Picture for the first time ever.
What new category is being added to the Oscars in the future?
-An Oscar for achievement in casting is being considered for addition in the future.
What was the main concern during the actors' and writers' strike mentioned in the script?
-The main concern during the strike was to secure protections against artificial intelligence replacing actors.
Which actress is mentioned for playing roles in two of the foreign language films nominated for Best Picture?
-Sandra Huler is mentioned for playing roles in two of the foreign language films nominated for Best Picture.
What does the host promise about the show's length?
-The host promises to make the show go really long so that the behind-the-scenes workers get a lot of overtime pay.

Outlines

00:00

🎤 Introduction and Oscars Kickoff

The script begins with the host, Jimmy Kimmel, welcoming the audience to the 96th Oscars. He humorously mentions his hunger after not eating for three weeks and acknowledges the early start of the show. Kimmel praises the actors and the achievements of the film industry despite the challenges of the past year. He also teases the audience with the length of the show, promising a long night ahead. The host highlights the success of the movie 'Barbie' and its transformation into a feminist icon under the direction of Greta Gerwig. Kimmel playfully addresses Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling, joking about their genetic lottery win. He also mentions the box office success of 'Oppenheimer' directed by Christopher Nolan, who has a unique approach to his work by avoiding digital distractions. The paragraph ends with a nod to the talent in the room and the anticipation of the night's events.

05:01

🏆 Robert Downey Jr. and Industry Trivia

This paragraph focuses on Robert Downey Jr.'s career and his current status as a highly accomplished actor. Kimmel humorously discusses an old movie of Downey's and praises his acting skills. The host then shares some Oscars trivia, noting the 48-year recurrence of nominations for Robert Duvall and Jodie Foster, comparing their ages and relationships in 1976 to the present day. Kimmel congratulates Lily Gladstone for her nomination, highlighting her journey to recognition and the importance of her role. The paragraph also touches on the trend of long movies in the past year and the literal captivation of audiences. The host mentions Bradley Cooper and his mother's frequent appearances at award shows, leading to a joke about the nature of their relationship. Kimmel ends this section by sharing some fun facts about the film industry and the strike for protections against artificial intelligence, emphasizing the unity and resilience of the Hollywood community.

10:02

🎭 Future of Oscars and Recognition of Behind-the-Scenes Workers

The final paragraph discusses the future addition of an Oscar category for achievement in casting, highlighting the impact this will have on actors. Kimmel humorously points out the irony of watching others win for roles they were considered for. The host reflects on the challenges of the past year, mentioning a child actor's growth and the industry's resilience. Kimmel thanks Stephen and his wife for their support during the actors' strike, emphasizing the importance of protections against AI in the industry. The paragraph concludes with a heartfelt acknowledgment of the behind-the-scenes workers who contributed to the success of the film industry. Kimmel encourages the audience to applaud these unsung heroes and promises to stand with them in their future negotiations, ending with a commitment to ensure a lengthy show for maximum overtime pay for these workers.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Oscars

The Oscars, formally known as the Academy Awards, are a set of awards for artistic and technical merits in the film industry. They are presented by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) and are considered the most prestigious awards in the entertainment industry. In the script, the Oscars are the central event being hosted, with various nominees and winners being mentioned throughout the transcript.

💡Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel is an American television host, comedian, and producer, best known for hosting the late-night talk show 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' In the context of the script, he is the host of the 96th Oscars, delivering the opening monologue and interacting with the audience and nominees throughout the event.

💡Barbie

Barbie is a popular brand of fashion dolls created by Ruth Handler and launched by Mattel in 1959. In the script, Barbie is referenced as the subject of a major movie, which is described as a surprising success, turning the once unpopular plastic doll into a feminist icon under the direction of Greta Gerwig.

💡Greta Gerwig

Greta Gerwig is an American director, producer, and screenwriter known for her work in independent films. In the script, Gerwig is mentioned for her role in directing the movie 'Barbie,' which has apparently led to a significant cultural shift in the perception of the doll, making her a feminist icon.

💡Margot Robbie

Margot Robbie is an Australian actress and producer who has received multiple awards and nominations for her work in film. In the context of the script, Robbie is acknowledged as the producer who put together the 'Barbie' movie, and she is also present at the Oscars ceremony as a guest or nominee.

💡Christopher Nolan

Christopher Nolan is a British-American film director, producer, and screenwriter known for his distinctive themes and complex narrative structures. In the script, Nolan is mentioned as the director of 'Oppenheimer,' a box office success, and is noted for his unique work habits, such as not using a smartphone or email, which is humorously linked to avoiding internet distractions, particularly pornography.

💡Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr., often referred to as RDJ, is an American actor known for his roles in various genres, most notably as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In the script, Downey is recognized for his long and illustrious career, with the host jokingly referencing his past struggles and current success, including a memorable performance in 'Anatomy of a Fall.'

💡Emma Stone

Emma Stone is an American actress who has received numerous awards for her work in film and television. In the script, Stone is mentioned as an Oscar nominee for the fifth time for her role in 'Poor Things,' where she plays an adult woman with the brain of a child, indicating her performance was highly regarded.

💡Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper is an American actor and filmmaker known for his roles in various successful films and for his directorial work. In the context of the script, Cooper is present at the Oscars with his mother, a tradition he is noted for, and he is also mentioned for his role in another best picture nominee, 'Maestro.'

💡Strike

In the context of the script, a strike refers to a work stoppage initiated by a group of actors, writers, and directors who were fighting for better working conditions and protections against artificial intelligence. The strike lasted for 148 days, and the script mentions the solidarity and support shown by the industry during this period, emphasizing the collective spirit of the Hollywood community.

💡Artificial Intelligence (AI)

Artificial Intelligence, or AI, refers to the development of computer systems able to perform tasks that normally require human intelligence, such as visual perception, speech recognition, decision-making, and language translation. In the script, AI is discussed in the context of a strike by actors and writers who were concerned about being replaced by AI in their roles. The strike resulted in a historic agreement ensuring protections for actors against AI replacement.

💡Casting

Casting in the film industry involves the process of selecting actors, voice actors, or other performers for specific roles in a production. In the script, it is humorously mentioned that a new Oscar category for achievement in casting will be added in the future, highlighting the importance of casting in creating successful and believable characters on screen.

Highlights

Jimmy Kimmel hosts the 96th Oscars ceremony.

The Oscars start an hour early but will still end late.

It was a challenging year for the film industry but also a great year for movies.

Barbie, a movie directed by Greta Gerwig, becomes a feminist icon.

Greta Gerwig is recognized but not nominated for best director.

Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling star in the successful film, Barbie.

Christopher Nolan's film, Oppenheimer, is mentioned as a box office success.

Christopher Nolan's unique work habits are highlighted, including not using a smartphone or email.

Robert Downey Jr.'s career is celebrated, with a humorous comment on his appearance.

The average length of top 10 movies in the year is 2 hours and 23 minutes, up from previous years.

Bradley Cooper brings his mother as his date to the Oscars, sparking a humorous question about their relationship.

Robert De Niro and Jodie Foster are nominated again, 48 years after their Taxi Driver nominations.

Lily Gladstone becomes the first Native American nominated for best actress.

Sandra Huller stars in two foreign language films nominated for best picture.

A new Oscar category for achievement in casting is teased for the future.

The strike for protections against artificial intelligence in the film industry is mentioned.

The community spirit of the film industry is celebrated, with acknowledgment of the support from various workers.

The importance of the team behind the scenes is highlighted, with a call for applause.

There are five surprises planned for the acting categories.