How Good is a Premier League Keeper at Shooting?
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining video, the host and Ben face off against a Premier League goalkeeper, taking turns in goal and shooting in various challenges. The script is filled with humor and banter as they attempt 50 shots, free kicks, penalties, and more. The host even scores a goal, which he playfully claims might lead to his retirement. Despite the lighthearted atmosphere, the goalkeeper's skill is on full display, making impressive saves and providing commentary on the attempts. The video concludes with a friendly competition spirit, celebrating the host's 'career' highlight and Ben's victory in the challenge.
Takeaways
- π The video features a fun and lighthearted challenge between the narrator and Ben, with Premier League goalkeeper Ben Foster taking shots against them.
- π₯ The video was recorded in July and showcases a series of football challenges, including free kicks, penalties, and goal kicks.
- π€ The narrator humorously suggests that if they score a free kick past Ben, they might retire from making videos.
- π The narrator scores their first-ever goal in their life at the age of 48, expressing a significant emotional moment.
- π There is a lot of banter and humor throughout the video, with the participants joking about each other's abilities and the challenges.
- π₯ Ben Foster demonstrates his skills as a Premier League goalkeeper, making impressive saves and contributing to the challenge.
- π€·ββοΈ The narrator and others attempt to outsmart Foster with various strategies, but he remains 'unreadable' and difficult to beat.
- π The video includes playful taunts and one-liners, such as 'I've always preferred Carlsberg' in response to a Heineken joke.
- π In the end, Ben comes out victorious in the challenge, but the narrator also feels like a winner for scoring a career goal.
- π The video concludes with good spirits and well-wishes for Callum, who is retiring, and a humorous note about the day's events.
Q & A
What is the main challenge presented in the video?
-The main challenge in the video is for the host and Ben to face 50 shots each, taken by a Premier League goalkeeper named Steven, with the aim of scoring goals against him.
Who is the Premier League goalkeeper participating in the challenge?
-The Premier League goalkeeper participating in the challenge is Steven.
How does the host react to scoring a free kick against the goalkeeper?
-The host reacts with surprise and emotion, stating that it's the first goal he has ever scored in his entire life at the age of 48.
What is the significance of the host scoring a goal?
-The significance of the host scoring a goal is that it's a rare and emotional achievement for him, as he mentions being 48 years old and having never scored before.
What is the format for the penalty kicks in the challenge?
-Each of the participants, the host and Ben, has to take five penalties each against the goalkeeper, Steven.
What humorous remark does the host make about his own performance?
-The host humorously remarks that he might retire from the game after scoring a free kick, and later jokes about being 'the right-footed Andrea' after scoring another goal.
What is the third challenge in the video and how is it different from the others?
-The third challenge involves starting with the ball at hand and kicking it however the participant likes, with the host suggesting taking it like a goal kick for the best chance of scoring.
How does the host describe the goalkeeper's performance?
-The host describes the goalkeeper's performance as remarkable, mentioning that he is 'unreadable' and commends his goalkeeping skills.
What is the final outcome of the challenge?
-Ben comes out victorious in the challenge, but the host mentions that he came away with a career highlight after scoring in the free kick section.
What is the humorous interaction between the host and the goalkeeper about the latter's size?
-The host humorously comments on the goalkeeper's size, saying that he looks quite big but is actually shorter and smaller than expected when he sees him in person.
What is the host's reaction to the goalkeeper's impressive save?
-The host is amazed by the goalkeeper's save, calling it the most remarkable piece of goalkeeping he has ever seen.
Outlines
π Goalkeeper Challenge with Ben Foster
In this video, the host engages in a unique challenge with Premier League goalkeeper Ben Foster. The premise involves the host and Ben facing 50 shots each, with the host in goal and Ben taking shots, and vice versa. The video is interspersed with humor and banter, and it includes various types of shots such as free kicks and penalties. The host humorously suggests that if Ben scores a free kick past him, he might retire. The video also includes a segment where the host scores his first ever goal at the age of 48, which he describes as an emotional moment. Throughout the challenge, there's a playful atmosphere with jokes and friendly competition.
π€£ Unpredictable Goalkeeping and Hilarious Commentary
This paragraph continues the challenge with a focus on the host trying to be 'unreadable' to Ben as a goalkeeper, a strategy used by professional goalkeepers to prevent the opposing team from predicting their moves. The script contains a lot of humor, with jokes about the host's physical attributes and banter with Ben. It also includes various attempts at scoring, with comments on the host's goalkeeping skills and Ben's shooting abilities. The host's commentary is filled with self-deprecating humor and light-hearted ridicule, making for an entertaining segment of the video.
π Ben Foster's Victory and the Host's Career Highlight
In the final paragraph, the challenge concludes with Ben Foster emerging victorious, but not before the host scores a memorable free kick, which he celebrates as a career highlight. The video ends on a high note with both participants enjoying the experience and the host expressing his satisfaction with his performance. There's a sense of camaraderie and mutual respect between the host and Ben, and the video wraps up with good-natured ribbing and well-wishes for the host's 'retirement' from football. The script also includes a playful moment where the host interacts with his mother, adding a personal and humorous touch to the video.
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘Premier League Goalkeeper
π‘Free Kicks
π‘Penalties
π‘Vollies
π‘Retirement
π‘Unreadable
π‘Crossbar Challenge
π‘Goal Kick
π‘Diving
π‘Impression
π‘Career Goal
Highlights
Premier League goalkeeper Ben Foster takes shots against the video creator in a unique challenge.
The video features 50 shots taken by Ben and the video creator, with each taking turns in goal.
Callum McGinley and Stephen are introduced as the ones taking shots, providing consistency to the challenge.
The video creator jokingly threatens to retire if a free kick scores past him.
A memorable moment as the video creator scores his first-ever goal at the age of 48.
Humorous banter about being 'unreadable' while taking penalties, a skill claimed by the video creator.
Ben Foster's impressive goalkeeping skills are highlighted, stopping several attempts.
The video creator humorously comments on his own testicles getting hit by the ball.
A creative challenge where participants start with the ball at their hands and can kick it however they like.
The video creator attempts a no-handed shot, adding a comedic element to the challenge.
A playful moment where the video creator dedicates a shot to his mother.
Ben Foster's remarkable goalkeeping, including a save that leaves the video creator speechless.
The video creator expresses doubt about scoring 20 goals, showing the challenge's difficulty.
A volley challenge from the D, with the video creator needing one goal to win.
The video creator's successful save in the free kick section, leading to a humorous retirement announcement.
Ben Foster wins the challenge, but the video creator leaves with a memorable career highlight.
The video concludes with light-hearted banter and well-wishes for Callum's retirement.
Transcripts
since our last filmed with Ben the
entire cast of the video has been
relegated but today we have a tasty
video as I'm going to be going in goal
and a premier league goalkeeper is going
to be taking shots against me Wednesday
arriving
how this is gonna work is myself and Ben
will face 50 shots in Gold each those 50
shots will be taken by whichever one of
us isn't in gold and call and Steven
whose shots will provide a bit more
consistency to the challenge one
ambitious crossover this is free kicks
first uh who wants to go first oh yeah
yeah to try and make it fair or um
Stephen and Callum so I do like no hands
or something if you or Steven score a
free kick past me I might retire me off
this video is recorded back in July and
I imagine I don't need to tell you what
happened next one free kick we've got
this yes
put him in a foster home yeah come on oh
that's good yeah yeah yeah what
Callum McGinley everybody
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foreign
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kick uh you need a bit of quiff here we
go Steven tries
you've got some power in those chunky
monkey legs
miserable come on Chris Bend It Like
back oh
that's what I came up with in the car
no no no no where they put the hole on
these these days
you laugh but watch this come on
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foreign
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he is retiring from the game it's a very
lengthy Twitter statement but there's
just a simple headline I can't believe
what I just said I'm here all [Β __Β ]
day I can't believe what I just said
that's the first goal I've ever scored
in my entire life and I'm 48 so that's
quite an emotional moment call me the
right footed Andrea just saying
no way
anything about it it's just like almost
like a master it's like a masterpiece
I'm gonna put it to the left of the wall
I'm gonna he's not gonna know what I'm
looking forward to this I don't know how
this is gonna work
didn't we Stephen loves to play it down
in a football video you know he's always
like oh God kick it properly you know I
haven't got the power and I've been
right every time
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it's like an animal's First Steps
sorry Stephen oh yeah that's what put me
up there it's funny because you weren't
talking for us
yeah
so penalty so we got five penalties each
boys doesn't he look like he's on a pawn
shoe
is this
you should honestly be able to score
most penalties yeah don't worry I will
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[Laughter]
you know when someone scores a goal in
like junior football and you run back to
the halfway line really quickly because
you're really happy yeah you're gonna
hide the erection
you can watch the run up you've still
got no chance
[Laughter]
I've ever seen
come on Carl you've got a good start as
well you've got one of the free kicks
all right you want me to shut you off
again
oh no I don't argue one of these days
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hey wait wait what
I put backspin on it wait
go back one what do you see
rotate us 75 degrees around the vertical
please times 10.
focus on the drop
frame by frame
should have been the goal is a huge
mistake it may Bob that that's right Dan
Foster it's a joke we're going about
vardus far that help the officials out
clearly they need help how do you beat a
premier league goalkeeper just like this
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he's unreadable I am trying to be
unreadable by the way you know that I
promise I'll give it the little no we
believe you mate we believe you oh [Β __Β ]
you know in the prime of his game
keep knocking my testicles every time I
take the ball they're that big start
from his bottom
oh
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I'm a virgin
don't even look at the Gold you don't
even look at the goal when you get to a
certain level you don't need to
last one last pad think you know what
that means
down the middle straight down
wow would have worked as well I was
looking at him and I was like he looks
quite big to myself because he's just
shorter
third challenge in this one it's sort of
tailored to Ben you start with the ball
at your hands and you can sort of kick
it however you like I'll probably be
taking it like a goal kick because I
think that gives you the best chance of
shooting to basically do whatever you
want yes
okay looks like he's never kicked the
ball before Oh god I've always preferred
Carlsberg
that's rotten
I've always been more of a Heineken man
[Laughter]
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all right just for you Daddy
you're 34 cow you can't be saying that
I'm 30 facts
that's horrible that is horrible
that's horrible
LeBron James okay
do you want me to do this one no handed
I'll do it no handed genuinely yeah
oh Chris whoever's involved in this stop
it because you're ruining football for
everybody even this has been worse than
I thought it would be this one's for you
Mum
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oh sorry Mary how'd you know my mom's
name
yeah
she saved it with his studs he's another
stud I don't think you have this Chris
you've asked me proved wrong mate what a
scorching witty reply I'm honored to
take on this responsibility I am
determined to deliver
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oh Lord
so you've got 11 goals to beat Ben
I don't think you're scoring 20 goals on
this challenge I'll be honest I might
have to do most of the scoring but I
still think 20 is a lot of goals you
know if we aim high yeah you've got a
chance of scoring okay oh I thought you
were talking like figurative I don't
know just in the goal come on let's go
some goals look how small he is he's a
very small man when you know they're not
going in I'm expecting a lot of no's the
Ben Foster treatment that's what I pay
you for Connor
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[Laughter]
have a shot next time no no power I
think it just Powers yeah yeah yeah yeah
put it for his stomach
says with his foot the little weasel
no
good it's me have you ever seen anything
like that in your life no from a
goalkeeper that is quite the most
remarkable piece of goalkeeping I've
ever seen this is a clean seat so far
slightly shoulders forward going there
going there ready to move
how the [Β __Β ] have I let him score past
me doing that
all right we're going top Corner top
left corner over the wall
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[Applause]
[Β __Β ] off how many of you guys scored
I've lost count
[Applause]
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[Applause]
yeah
it's very small man I saw my life
flashed before my eyes on that one
that's all the free kicks yeah to our
15. same as a friendly goalkeeper
he's got loads up my sleeves have a look
what do they call me I'm not sure it's a
Family Channel
are you gonna probably go for this yeah
yeah I'll die for these
Christmas yeah yeah I'll die for these
Chris truth or lie
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that's the best time of the day
penalty save
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you go like that
oh Steven not like this yeah
everybody's move like that
oh my God it's phenomenal am I right
foot's Good Foot you know it's not just
standing on
oh my [Β __Β ] god that ball is actually
gone it's not just for standing on
out of breath oh but your mum was last
night
Solitaire Dairy me I ricochet
easy
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[Applause]
level on Peggy smacks his bollocks off
come on come on come on
you need to save all of these well you
need to get them on target first
do your impression of me hold on let me
just sit down your knees there you go a
bit more a bit more there you go there
you go so up next we've got the volleys
from the D they need one goal to win but
I'm Chris MD
you ready Chris MD yeah this big white
thing yeah
Dairy mate Stephen
let's go
ah and nothing's [Β __Β ] going in
nothing it's not looking good I'm gonna
do what you should have done oh no
cheers
[Music]
I might take the piss on this one
yeah
the ginger palette
oh that's gone good no not the ballet
line you put one through him please
what's after 14 it's 15.
oh that's not bad either
I should have saved that Scott Carlson
scores all seven of these Ben oh I like
it it's good oh yeah oh my God
my drone GoPro
wow look at the state of this no respect
don't you worry fella I'll put you back
down oh we could hit 20. doubt it oh
can we still at 20. an even behave no oh
my face
[Music]
thanks [Β __Β ] this is nearly over last
attempt yeah give it to him
[Music]
so Ben came out victorious in the
challenge but I came away with a career
after keeping calyx out in the free kick
section everyone here at the cross MD
Channel wishes him all the best with a
happy retirement I think you boys raised
your game that last one Steven
particularly well Kel was messing around
[Laughter]
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