How Good is a Premier League Keeper at Shooting?

ChrisMD
14 Nov 202213:56

Summary

TLDRIn this entertaining video, the host and Ben face off against a Premier League goalkeeper, taking turns in goal and shooting in various challenges. The script is filled with humor and banter as they attempt 50 shots, free kicks, penalties, and more. The host even scores a goal, which he playfully claims might lead to his retirement. Despite the lighthearted atmosphere, the goalkeeper's skill is on full display, making impressive saves and providing commentary on the attempts. The video concludes with a friendly competition spirit, celebrating the host's 'career' highlight and Ben's victory in the challenge.

Takeaways

  • πŸ˜„ The video features a fun and lighthearted challenge between the narrator and Ben, with Premier League goalkeeper Ben Foster taking shots against them.
  • πŸŽ₯ The video was recorded in July and showcases a series of football challenges, including free kicks, penalties, and goal kicks.
  • πŸ€” The narrator humorously suggests that if they score a free kick past Ben, they might retire from making videos.
  • πŸŽ‰ The narrator scores their first-ever goal in their life at the age of 48, expressing a significant emotional moment.
  • πŸ˜… There is a lot of banter and humor throughout the video, with the participants joking about each other's abilities and the challenges.
  • πŸ₯… Ben Foster demonstrates his skills as a Premier League goalkeeper, making impressive saves and contributing to the challenge.
  • πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ The narrator and others attempt to outsmart Foster with various strategies, but he remains 'unreadable' and difficult to beat.
  • πŸ˜‰ The video includes playful taunts and one-liners, such as 'I've always preferred Carlsberg' in response to a Heineken joke.
  • πŸ† In the end, Ben comes out victorious in the challenge, but the narrator also feels like a winner for scoring a career goal.
  • 🎊 The video concludes with good spirits and well-wishes for Callum, who is retiring, and a humorous note about the day's events.

Q & A

  • What is the main challenge presented in the video?

    -The main challenge in the video is for the host and Ben to face 50 shots each, taken by a Premier League goalkeeper named Steven, with the aim of scoring goals against him.

  • Who is the Premier League goalkeeper participating in the challenge?

    -The Premier League goalkeeper participating in the challenge is Steven.

  • How does the host react to scoring a free kick against the goalkeeper?

    -The host reacts with surprise and emotion, stating that it's the first goal he has ever scored in his entire life at the age of 48.

  • What is the significance of the host scoring a goal?

    -The significance of the host scoring a goal is that it's a rare and emotional achievement for him, as he mentions being 48 years old and having never scored before.

  • What is the format for the penalty kicks in the challenge?

    -Each of the participants, the host and Ben, has to take five penalties each against the goalkeeper, Steven.

  • What humorous remark does the host make about his own performance?

    -The host humorously remarks that he might retire from the game after scoring a free kick, and later jokes about being 'the right-footed Andrea' after scoring another goal.

  • What is the third challenge in the video and how is it different from the others?

    -The third challenge involves starting with the ball at hand and kicking it however the participant likes, with the host suggesting taking it like a goal kick for the best chance of scoring.

  • How does the host describe the goalkeeper's performance?

    -The host describes the goalkeeper's performance as remarkable, mentioning that he is 'unreadable' and commends his goalkeeping skills.

  • What is the final outcome of the challenge?

    -Ben comes out victorious in the challenge, but the host mentions that he came away with a career highlight after scoring in the free kick section.

  • What is the humorous interaction between the host and the goalkeeper about the latter's size?

    -The host humorously comments on the goalkeeper's size, saying that he looks quite big but is actually shorter and smaller than expected when he sees him in person.

  • What is the host's reaction to the goalkeeper's impressive save?

    -The host is amazed by the goalkeeper's save, calling it the most remarkable piece of goalkeeping he has ever seen.

Outlines

00:00

😎 Goalkeeper Challenge with Ben Foster

In this video, the host engages in a unique challenge with Premier League goalkeeper Ben Foster. The premise involves the host and Ben facing 50 shots each, with the host in goal and Ben taking shots, and vice versa. The video is interspersed with humor and banter, and it includes various types of shots such as free kicks and penalties. The host humorously suggests that if Ben scores a free kick past him, he might retire. The video also includes a segment where the host scores his first ever goal at the age of 48, which he describes as an emotional moment. Throughout the challenge, there's a playful atmosphere with jokes and friendly competition.

05:02

🀣 Unpredictable Goalkeeping and Hilarious Commentary

This paragraph continues the challenge with a focus on the host trying to be 'unreadable' to Ben as a goalkeeper, a strategy used by professional goalkeepers to prevent the opposing team from predicting their moves. The script contains a lot of humor, with jokes about the host's physical attributes and banter with Ben. It also includes various attempts at scoring, with comments on the host's goalkeeping skills and Ben's shooting abilities. The host's commentary is filled with self-deprecating humor and light-hearted ridicule, making for an entertaining segment of the video.

10:03

πŸŽ‰ Ben Foster's Victory and the Host's Career Highlight

In the final paragraph, the challenge concludes with Ben Foster emerging victorious, but not before the host scores a memorable free kick, which he celebrates as a career highlight. The video ends on a high note with both participants enjoying the experience and the host expressing his satisfaction with his performance. There's a sense of camaraderie and mutual respect between the host and Ben, and the video wraps up with good-natured ribbing and well-wishes for the host's 'retirement' from football. The script also includes a playful moment where the host interacts with his mother, adding a personal and humorous touch to the video.

Mindmap

Keywords

πŸ’‘Premier League Goalkeeper

A 'Premier League Goalkeeper' refers to a professional football player who guards the goal in one of the top-tier football leagues, specifically the English Premier League. In the context of the video, this term is crucial as it sets the stage for the challenge, indicating that the goalkeeper is of a high skill level and will be taking shots against the host. The script mentions 'a Premier League goalkeeper is going to be taking shots against me,' highlighting the competitive and entertaining nature of the video.

πŸ’‘Free Kicks

Free kicks are a fundamental part of football where a team is awarded an opportunity to kick the ball without an opponent's challenge from a stationary position. In the video, free kicks are one of the challenges where the participants take turns attempting to score against the goalkeeper. The script includes dialogue like 'one free kick we've got,' indicating the competitive element and the participants' strategies to outsmart the goalkeeper.

πŸ’‘Penalties

A 'penalty' in football is a direct free kick taken from the penalty spot, usually awarded after a foul by the defending team within their penalty area. The script mentions 'five penalties each, boys,' which suggests a structured part of the challenge where precision and power are tested as the participants aim to score from the penalty spot against the goalkeeper.

πŸ’‘Vollies

A 'volley' in football is when a player kicks the ball in the air without letting it bounce on the ground. It requires skill and timing. The video script refers to 'volleys from the D,' indicating a specific challenge where participants must kick the ball while it is in the air, adding to the difficulty and excitement of the video's content.

πŸ’‘Retirement

In the context of sports, 'retirement' refers to an athlete's decision to end their career. The script humorously mentions 'I might retire me off' if a free kick is scored against the host, using the concept of retirement to emphasize the significance of the challenge and to add a layer of drama and humor to the video.

πŸ’‘Unreadable

'Unreadable' in the context of football means that a player's actions or intentions are difficult to predict. The script includes a line 'I am trying to be unreadable,' which is a strategy used by the goalkeeper to prevent the opponents from knowing where he will dive next, adding a psychological aspect to the game.

πŸ’‘Crossbar Challenge

A 'crossbar challenge' is a popular football game where players attempt to hit the crossbar of the goal with the ball. The script mentions 'I'm gonna put it to the left of the wall,' which implies a crossbar challenge, showing the participants' skill and the entertaining nature of the video.

πŸ’‘Goal Kick

A 'goal kick' is a method of restarting play in football after the ball has crossed the goal line without a goal being scored and was last touched by an attacking player. The script refers to taking a shot 'like a goal kick,' which is a long-distance kick that can be used strategically to score from a distance in the video's challenge.

πŸ’‘Diving

Diving in football is an act where a player intentionally throws themselves to the ground to appear as if they have been fouled by an opponent. The script humorously mentions 'he's saved it with his studs,' which could imply a dramatic or exaggerated save, adding a comedic element to the goalkeeper's actions.

πŸ’‘Impression

An 'impression' in this context refers to a person mimicking or impersonating another person's behavior, speech, or mannerisms. The script includes 'do your impression of me,' which is a playful moment in the video where one participant imitates another, adding a light-hearted and entertaining aspect to the content.

πŸ’‘Career Goal

A 'career goal' in football is a significant achievement or milestone, often referring to a memorable or important goal scored by a player. The script humorously uses 'career goal' when the host scores for the first time in his life at 48 years old, indicating a personal achievement and adding a humorous and relatable moment to the video.

Highlights

Premier League goalkeeper Ben Foster takes shots against the video creator in a unique challenge.

The video features 50 shots taken by Ben and the video creator, with each taking turns in goal.

Callum McGinley and Stephen are introduced as the ones taking shots, providing consistency to the challenge.

The video creator jokingly threatens to retire if a free kick scores past him.

A memorable moment as the video creator scores his first-ever goal at the age of 48.

Humorous banter about being 'unreadable' while taking penalties, a skill claimed by the video creator.

Ben Foster's impressive goalkeeping skills are highlighted, stopping several attempts.

The video creator humorously comments on his own testicles getting hit by the ball.

A creative challenge where participants start with the ball at their hands and can kick it however they like.

The video creator attempts a no-handed shot, adding a comedic element to the challenge.

A playful moment where the video creator dedicates a shot to his mother.

Ben Foster's remarkable goalkeeping, including a save that leaves the video creator speechless.

The video creator expresses doubt about scoring 20 goals, showing the challenge's difficulty.

A volley challenge from the D, with the video creator needing one goal to win.

The video creator's successful save in the free kick section, leading to a humorous retirement announcement.

Ben Foster wins the challenge, but the video creator leaves with a memorable career highlight.

The video concludes with light-hearted banter and well-wishes for Callum's retirement.

Transcripts

00:00

since our last filmed with Ben the

00:01

entire cast of the video has been

00:03

relegated but today we have a tasty

00:05

video as I'm going to be going in goal

00:07

and a premier league goalkeeper is going

00:09

to be taking shots against me Wednesday

00:11

arriving

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how this is gonna work is myself and Ben

00:15

will face 50 shots in Gold each those 50

00:18

shots will be taken by whichever one of

00:19

us isn't in gold and call and Steven

00:21

whose shots will provide a bit more

00:23

consistency to the challenge one

00:25

ambitious crossover this is free kicks

00:27

first uh who wants to go first oh yeah

00:29

yeah to try and make it fair or um

00:31

Stephen and Callum so I do like no hands

00:34

or something if you or Steven score a

00:36

free kick past me I might retire me off

00:38

this video is recorded back in July and

00:40

I imagine I don't need to tell you what

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happened next one free kick we've got

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this yes

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put him in a foster home yeah come on oh

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that's good yeah yeah yeah what

00:55

Callum McGinley everybody

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[Music]

00:59

foreign

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[Music]

01:08

kick uh you need a bit of quiff here we

01:11

go Steven tries

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you've got some power in those chunky

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monkey legs

01:21

miserable come on Chris Bend It Like

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back oh

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that's what I came up with in the car

01:28

no no no no where they put the hole on

01:30

these these days

01:33

you laugh but watch this come on

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[Music]

01:49

foreign

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[Music]

02:04

he is retiring from the game it's a very

02:07

lengthy Twitter statement but there's

02:10

just a simple headline I can't believe

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what I just said I'm here all [Β __Β ]

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day I can't believe what I just said

02:15

that's the first goal I've ever scored

02:18

in my entire life and I'm 48 so that's

02:20

quite an emotional moment call me the

02:23

right footed Andrea just saying

02:25

no way

02:32

anything about it it's just like almost

02:34

like a master it's like a masterpiece

02:36

I'm gonna put it to the left of the wall

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I'm gonna he's not gonna know what I'm

02:41

looking forward to this I don't know how

02:43

this is gonna work

02:45

didn't we Stephen loves to play it down

02:47

in a football video you know he's always

02:48

like oh God kick it properly you know I

02:50

haven't got the power and I've been

02:51

right every time

02:54

[Music]

03:02

it's like an animal's First Steps

03:05

sorry Stephen oh yeah that's what put me

03:08

up there it's funny because you weren't

03:09

talking for us

03:22

yeah

03:24

so penalty so we got five penalties each

03:27

boys doesn't he look like he's on a pawn

03:28

shoe

03:31

is this

03:33

you should honestly be able to score

03:35

most penalties yeah don't worry I will

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[Music]

03:42

[Laughter]

03:46

you know when someone scores a goal in

03:49

like junior football and you run back to

03:50

the halfway line really quickly because

03:51

you're really happy yeah you're gonna

03:52

hide the erection

03:59

you can watch the run up you've still

04:01

got no chance

04:03

[Laughter]

04:06

I've ever seen

04:11

come on Carl you've got a good start as

04:13

well you've got one of the free kicks

04:14

all right you want me to shut you off

04:15

again

04:18

oh no I don't argue one of these days

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[Music]

04:26

hey wait wait what

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I put backspin on it wait

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go back one what do you see

04:35

rotate us 75 degrees around the vertical

04:37

please times 10.

04:40

focus on the drop

04:45

frame by frame

04:48

should have been the goal is a huge

04:49

mistake it may Bob that that's right Dan

04:50

Foster it's a joke we're going about

04:52

vardus far that help the officials out

04:54

clearly they need help how do you beat a

04:56

premier league goalkeeper just like this

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[Music]

05:01

he's unreadable I am trying to be

05:04

unreadable by the way you know that I

05:06

promise I'll give it the little no we

05:07

believe you mate we believe you oh [Β __Β ]

05:09

you know in the prime of his game

05:11

keep knocking my testicles every time I

05:13

take the ball they're that big start

05:15

from his bottom

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oh

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[Music]

05:22

I'm a virgin

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don't even look at the Gold you don't

05:27

even look at the goal when you get to a

05:28

certain level you don't need to

05:31

last one last pad think you know what

05:34

that means

05:36

down the middle straight down

05:38

wow would have worked as well I was

05:42

looking at him and I was like he looks

05:43

quite big to myself because he's just

05:46

shorter

05:49

third challenge in this one it's sort of

05:51

tailored to Ben you start with the ball

05:52

at your hands and you can sort of kick

05:54

it however you like I'll probably be

05:55

taking it like a goal kick because I

05:57

think that gives you the best chance of

05:57

shooting to basically do whatever you

05:59

want yes

06:01

okay looks like he's never kicked the

06:03

ball before Oh god I've always preferred

06:06

Carlsberg

06:10

that's rotten

06:13

I've always been more of a Heineken man

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[Laughter]

06:28

[Music]

06:33

all right just for you Daddy

06:38

you're 34 cow you can't be saying that

06:40

I'm 30 facts

06:45

that's horrible that is horrible

06:49

that's horrible

06:53

LeBron James okay

06:59

do you want me to do this one no handed

07:01

I'll do it no handed genuinely yeah

07:04

oh Chris whoever's involved in this stop

07:08

it because you're ruining football for

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everybody even this has been worse than

07:12

I thought it would be this one's for you

07:13

Mum

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[Music]

07:15

oh sorry Mary how'd you know my mom's

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name

07:21

yeah

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she saved it with his studs he's another

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stud I don't think you have this Chris

07:27

you've asked me proved wrong mate what a

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scorching witty reply I'm honored to

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take on this responsibility I am

07:35

determined to deliver

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[Music]

07:43

oh Lord

07:47

so you've got 11 goals to beat Ben

07:51

I don't think you're scoring 20 goals on

07:53

this challenge I'll be honest I might

07:54

have to do most of the scoring but I

07:55

still think 20 is a lot of goals you

07:57

know if we aim high yeah you've got a

07:59

chance of scoring okay oh I thought you

08:00

were talking like figurative I don't

08:02

know just in the goal come on let's go

08:03

some goals look how small he is he's a

08:06

very small man when you know they're not

08:09

going in I'm expecting a lot of no's the

08:11

Ben Foster treatment that's what I pay

08:12

you for Connor

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[Music]

08:17

[Laughter]

08:20

have a shot next time no no power I

08:24

think it just Powers yeah yeah yeah yeah

08:26

put it for his stomach

08:29

says with his foot the little weasel

08:31

no

08:37

good it's me have you ever seen anything

08:40

like that in your life no from a

08:42

goalkeeper that is quite the most

08:45

remarkable piece of goalkeeping I've

08:48

ever seen this is a clean seat so far

08:50

slightly shoulders forward going there

08:52

going there ready to move

08:55

how the [Β __Β ] have I let him score past

08:57

me doing that

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all right we're going top Corner top

09:00

left corner over the wall

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[Music]

09:06

[Applause]

09:08

[Β __Β ] off how many of you guys scored

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I've lost count

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[Applause]

09:37

[Music]

09:40

[Applause]

09:42

yeah

09:44

it's very small man I saw my life

09:48

flashed before my eyes on that one

09:49

that's all the free kicks yeah to our

09:51

15. same as a friendly goalkeeper

09:55

he's got loads up my sleeves have a look

10:02

what do they call me I'm not sure it's a

10:06

Family Channel

10:10

are you gonna probably go for this yeah

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yeah I'll die for these

10:14

Christmas yeah yeah I'll die for these

10:18

Chris truth or lie

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[Music]

10:26

that's the best time of the day

10:30

penalty save

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[Music]

10:40

you go like that

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oh Steven not like this yeah

10:45

everybody's move like that

10:48

oh my God it's phenomenal am I right

10:51

foot's Good Foot you know it's not just

10:52

standing on

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oh my [Β __Β ] god that ball is actually

10:56

gone it's not just for standing on

11:00

out of breath oh but your mum was last

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night

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Solitaire Dairy me I ricochet

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easy

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[Music]

11:12

[Applause]

11:15

level on Peggy smacks his bollocks off

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come on come on come on

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you need to save all of these well you

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need to get them on target first

11:28

do your impression of me hold on let me

11:30

just sit down your knees there you go a

11:32

bit more a bit more there you go there

11:34

you go so up next we've got the volleys

11:36

from the D they need one goal to win but

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I'm Chris MD

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you ready Chris MD yeah this big white

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thing yeah

11:45

Dairy mate Stephen

11:52

let's go

11:54

ah and nothing's [Β __Β ] going in

11:57

nothing it's not looking good I'm gonna

11:59

do what you should have done oh no

12:04

cheers

12:28

[Music]

12:35

I might take the piss on this one

12:37

yeah

12:39

the ginger palette

12:42

oh that's gone good no not the ballet

12:46

line you put one through him please

12:48

what's after 14 it's 15.

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oh that's not bad either

12:56

I should have saved that Scott Carlson

12:58

scores all seven of these Ben oh I like

13:01

it it's good oh yeah oh my God

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my drone GoPro

13:09

wow look at the state of this no respect

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don't you worry fella I'll put you back

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down oh we could hit 20. doubt it oh

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can we still at 20. an even behave no oh

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my face

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[Music]

13:31

thanks [Β __Β ] this is nearly over last

13:33

attempt yeah give it to him

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[Music]

13:40

so Ben came out victorious in the

13:43

challenge but I came away with a career

13:44

after keeping calyx out in the free kick

13:46

section everyone here at the cross MD

13:48

Channel wishes him all the best with a

13:49

happy retirement I think you boys raised

13:51

your game that last one Steven

13:52

particularly well Kel was messing around

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[Laughter]

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