I Tested 1-Star Drive Thrus
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining and investigative journey, the narrator visits various drive-thrus across the United States, challenging the validity of one-star reviews. From the infamous Blake's Loteria in Albuquerque, New Mexico, to the lowest-rated McDonald's in Detroit, Michigan, the narrator experiences a mix of surprising culinary adventures and unexpected encounters. Despite some reviews' alarming claims, the narrator strives to leave a five-star review at each stop, often finding the reality to be quite different from the complaints. The narrative is filled with humor, skepticism, and a dash of adventure, as the narrator navigates the quirky world of drive-thru dining.
Takeaways
- 🔍 The video is a review of one-star drive-through restaurants across America, with the reviewer visiting each location to test the validity of the negative reviews.
- 📍 The first stop is Albuquerque, New Mexico, where the reviewer visits Blake's Lottaburger, a local fast food chain, to test reviews mentioning issues with food quality and employee attitude.
- 🚗 The reviewer rents cars for each location, starting with a Jeep Gladiator in Albuquerque and ending with a Chrysler minivan in Illinois.
- 🌭 The video includes a visit to the lowest-rated McDonald's in America in Detroit, Michigan, where the reviewer finds the food and service surprisingly good despite the negative reviews.
- 🍔 In Omaha, Nebraska, the reviewer visits a Runza drive-through, testing reviews that mention lack of key menu items and poor food quality.
- 🍝 A visit to Kansas City involves a unique experience at a drive-through FIS (Famous Italian Street), where the reviewer orders pasta with no sauce to test a specific complaint.
- 🥤 In Illinois, the reviewer visits Cosmic, a new and unique drive-through with a long menu and reported long wait times, to test various reviews including one about a 'gasoline' flavored drink.
- 🍭 The reviewer maintains a rule of leaving a five-star review at each drive-through visited, despite the negative feedback found online.
- 🎉 Throughout the video, the reviewer also celebrates personal milestones, such as hitting 15 million subscribers and the restock of his candy brand, Joy Ride.
- 🏠 The video concludes with the reviewer returning home to enjoy a home-cooked meal made by his father and a surprise cake from his girlfriend, Haley, celebrating their achievements.
- 📈 The video highlights the variability in customer experiences at chain restaurants and the potential disconnect between online reviews and actual service and food quality.
Q & A
What was the main objective of the video?
-The main objective of the video was to test the most concerning one-star drive-through reviews in America and leave a five-star review at each drive-thru visited.
Which city and restaurant did the video start with?
-The video started with Albuquerque, New Mexico, at a fast food chain called Blake's Lottaburger.
What was the nature of the reviews for Blake's Lottaburger?
-The reviews for Blake's Lottaburger included complaints about the food quality, employee attitudes, and a particularly extreme review involving a request for crispy bacon leading to a negative experience.
How did the reviewer handle the task of leaving a five-star review at each drive-thru?
-The reviewer approached each drive-thru with a positive attitude and ordered a variety of items, aiming to have a good experience and leave a five-star review despite the negative one-star reviews found online.
What was the outcome of the visit to Blake's Lottaburger?
-The visit to Blake's Lottaburger resulted in a positive experience. The reviewer enjoyed the food, particularly the crispy bacon, and had a pleasant interaction with the staff, leading to a five-star review.
Which city and restaurant had the lowest rating in the video?
-The lowest rated restaurant in the video was a McDonald's in Detroit, Michigan.
What were some of the issues raised in the one-star reviews for the Detroit McDonald's?
-Issues raised in the one-star reviews for the Detroit McDonald's included long wait times, cold food, broken ice cream machines, and poor customer service.
What was the reviewer's experience at the Detroit McDonald's?
-The reviewer's experience at the Detroit McDonald's was surprisingly positive. The food quality and presentation were good, and the service was efficient, leading to a five-star review.
What was the final verdict on the Cosmics drive-thru in Illinois?
-The final verdict on the Cosmics drive-thru was mixed. The reviewer found the Churo Frappe to have an unpleasant taste, but the MC Pops were highly enjoyable, leading to a 15 out of 5-star rating for the MC Pops.
What was the overall conclusion of the video?
-The overall conclusion of the video was that the one-star reviews do not always reflect the actual quality or experience of the drive-thrus visited. The reviewer was able to have positive experiences and leave five-star reviews at each location.
What personal milestone was celebrated in the video?
-The video celebrated the reviewer hitting 15 million subscribers and the restock of his candy brand, Joy Ride.
Outlines
🌟 Testing One-Star Drive-Through Reviews in America
The video begins with the host's mission to investigate one-star drive-through reviews across the United States. He sets a unique rule of leaving a five-star review at each establishment visited. The journey starts in Albuquerque, New Mexico, at a local fast food chain called Blake's Loteria, famous for a profane review by a customer named Loray. The host also encounters other negative reviews, including complaints about raw burgers, coin payments, and a particularly unhinged review involving a breakfast burrito. Despite the alarming reviews, the host maintains a positive and curious attitude throughout the segment.
🍔 Exploring the Lowest Rated McDonald's in America
The host travels to Detroit, Michigan, to visit the lowest-rated McDonald's in America. He encounters various one-star reviews mentioning long wait times, cold fries, broken ice cream machines, and even potholes in the parking lot. The host orders a quarter pounder with specific modifications, an ice coffee, and a kids meal, despite being told the latter is unavailable. Despite the negative reviews, the host finds the McDonald's to be well-maintained and the food to be of good quality, leading to a positive experience and a five-star review.
🥙 A Runza Shortage and Mishaps at a Drive-Thru
In Omaha, Nebraska, the host visits a Runza drive-thru restaurant after receiving a text from a fellow Texan recommending it. The host is met with a series of one-star reviews mentioning a lack of Runzas, cold and greasy food, and poor customer service. Despite the bleak reviews, the host has a positive interaction with the staff and enjoys the food, even dubbing it a potential new favorite. However, he notes the emptiness of the restaurant and wonders about the reasons behind it.
🍝 A Drive-Thru Fiasco at FIS in Kansas City
The host visits a FIS (Famous Italian Street) drive-thru in Kansas City, motivated by a series of one-star reviews mentioning long wait times, small water cups, and tense employee interactions. The host orders pasta without sauce, leading to a humorous misinterpretation with the staff over 'no foam' versus 'no phone'. Despite the chaotic review, the host enjoys the breadsticks and has a positive customer interaction. He also speaks with regular customers who praise the staff's friendliness, leading to a mixed review of the establishment.
🌌 A Cosmic Experience at a Unique Drive-Thru
The host concludes his journey at Cosmics, a unique drive-thru in Illinois known for its long wait times and unusual menu items. Despite the negative reviews mentioning arguments over drink foam and extreme wait times, the host has a positive experience. He enjoys the MC Pops, describing them as 'little donuts', and gives a five-star review for the snack. The host also reflects on his travels and the importance of home-cooked meals, ending the video with a celebration of reaching 15 million subscribers and the restock of his candy brand, Joy Ride.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Drive-thru reviews
💡One-star reviews
💡Food quality
💡Service speed
💡Customer experience
💡Restaurant reputation
💡Travel
💡Cultural differences
💡McDonald's
💡Joy Ride
Highlights
The video features a unique experiment where one-star drive-through reviews across America are put to the test.
The rule for the experiment is to leave a five-star review at each drive-thru visited.
The first location is Albuquerque, New Mexico, home of Blake's Loteria, a fast food chain based primarily in New Mexico.
A review from a customer named Loray stands out due to its profanity and the customer's extreme dissatisfaction with the food.
The video presenter attempts to test the theory of paying with coins and the staff's reaction to it.
The green chili burger is cited as the main culprit in most of the low reviews for Blake's Loteria.
A review from PC describes a negative experience with the staff and a severe reaction to the food, including vomiting and a bloody nose.
The presenter's experience at Blake's Loteria contradicts the negative reviews, with pleasant staff and good food.
The lowest-rated McDonald's in America is visited next, located in Detroit, Michigan.
Reviews mention long wait times, cold fries, and a broken ice cream machine at the Detroit McDonald's.
The presenter orders a quarter pounder with cheese, ketchup, and bacon, and a Shamrock Shake, despite the reviews.
The McDonald's experience in Detroit is surprisingly positive, with good food quality and no issues with the order.
The video also visits a Runza in Omaha, Nebraska, known for its negative reviews and poor food quality.
A review from Dr. Jim describes a cold, greasy burger and a lack of warmth in the food, suggesting the utilities were turned off.
The presenter's experience at Runza is positive, with a good meal and a friendly older staff member.
The video concludes with a visit to Cosmic in Illinois, a new and unique drive-thru with a long wait time.
Despite the negative reviews, the presenter enjoys the MC pops at Cosmic, giving them a 15 out of 5 stars rating.
The video ends with a surprise for Haley with the MC pops and a celebration for hitting 15 million subscribers.
Transcripts
if you look at onestar reviews from
drive-throughs in your city you'd
probably find some outrageous reviews
but if you set the radius to the entire
United States of America you'd find this
video I have located the most concerning
one-star drive-through reviews in
America and today I'm going to put them
to the test however there is one rule I
have to leave a five-star review at each
drive-thru and I can't lie first we're
going to
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Albuquerque
Albuquerque New Mexico home of Blakes
lurger it's a fast food chain based
primarily in New Mexico they're
everywhere this one is famous because of
a review from this guy we'll get to that
soon let's just say I'm wearing all
black cuz this might be my funeral it
was actually coincidence but check out
these reviews please forgive me Lor's
review is profane but don't worry I'm
censoring it with this sound effect
Blake slaugher so yeah yeah hello Once
Upon a Time food was mouthwatering and
affordable today my wife bought our last
food from your restaurant shame on you
you greedy Blake slaugh people I'm the
man who put you greedy Blake slaugh
people on the map again Blake slaugh BG
you cheese on one end chili on the other
Burger King one star that's crazy
obviously Loray is upset I think he
actually wrote this review from his
wife's account which is not a good look
for her let's see what Janet has to say
Burger was raw if you try to pay with
coins they will scream at you one star
I'm going to test that theory I went to
the bank and all I'm allowed to pay with
is these coins this should get
interesting Wonka said this the green
chili burger is the worst thing I've
eaten in my life no flavor just spicy
one star the green chili burger is kind
of the main culprit on most of these low
reviews but if you want to be taken
seriously by the staff we got to talk
about the name okay here it is the most
unhinged review for a drive-through
restaurant in America PC said I
requested crispy bacon on a breakfast
burrito cashier responded with an
attitude saying bacon is always crispy I
replied okay if not I'll ask for it to
be cooked better she acted like she had
more important things to do and started
mocking me to her co-workers I ate
suddenly felt sick I started vomiting
immediately blood pouring out of my nose
I walk inside and the girl who took my
order was nowhere in sight I asked the
rest of the employees what did you put
in my food everyone acted like they
could not speak English no one said a
word I was obviously poison what is
wrong with people these days one star
all of this because he asked for a
crispy bacon this sounds fake until you
scroll down and he literally posted
pictures of his bloody nose and vomit
baking on the asphalt of Albuquerque
honestly dude if you came into my
restaurant asking what did you put in my
food looking like this I would forget
how to speak English too I'm not dealing
with that with all that being said my
instructions are clear let's do
this that's right I'm renting cars for
this
video this drive-thru looks cute like I
feel like this could be really yummy or
if these reviews are correct is going to
be the only drive-through of this video
I am going to some crazy places if I
survive this one like literally the most
insane reviews I could find in America
welcome to break may I start you off
with a walking taco a what Taco a
walking taco Frito pie what what in the
world is it good oh yeah that sounds fun
I mean yeah I'll get started with that
right what else can I get for you do can
I also get the green chili burger New
Mexico style that sounds yummy you got
it and your drink's going to be can I
try the iced coffee and what kind of
flavor do you want on your iced coffee
we have vanilla mocha caramel and
chocolate cherry you're good at making
all this sound yummy I might have to get
the vanilla yeah you got it what else
can I get for you lastly I'm going to
get the breakfast burrito with crispy
bacon that one I can't do we actually
stopped serving breakfast can I just get
like a plate of bacon I got you excited
bacon what else can I get for you that's
going to be it I just I just want to
confirm that the Bacon's going to be
crispy I will make sure it is crispy for
you you're the best that's it for me you
got it
266 okay she was so pleasant that was
the most fun I've had ordering at a
drive-through in my whole life I am
extremely nervous about the coins here
goes nothing H 2656 in the total all
righty I saw 30 bucks right there all
righty you guys can keep the change I
got to cter real quick for you all right
oh I'm sorry sorry about that thank you
oh yummy thanks I feel so bad why' I do
that right out for you sounds good he
literally counted that within moments so
far the staff five out of five stars the
coffee oh my gosh that's good things
like a dessert now I'm interested to see
what the food is like my phone
overheated welcome to Albuquerque I mean
the guy at the window's name is is blue
I told him I came all the way from Texas
to come to Blake's Laurer and he was
like you won't be disappointed that's a
big statement I'm going to go scope it
out inside and then we
Feast me when Haley asked me to go on a
date bro they got the radio blasting in
here love hearing the local radio
station names Al the Cy witha it's only
hot green chili burger I think the
crispy bacon is in here fries they look
good what is this
what in the world is this walking taco
this is the taste of Albuquerque
unfortunately first I'm going to try the
bacon I can't get the image of P's face
out of my mind but this bacon is crispy
now I'm just worried about the poison
part and after taking a look at this
walking taco I decided to start on the
burger this is the infamous chili burger
hey cheers guys I have a pretty high
spice tolerance so this should be fine
this thing smells like a ghost pepper I
try not to panic cuz I was in public but
I'm in a lot of pain right now the fries
are very tasty and after another bite of
the green chili burger the only thing
keeping me under control is this iced
coffee and then right on Queue I met the
sweet lady that took my order I think
you took my order yeah it's so good I
got a meals cut out for myself huh
that's so fun you're so positive by the
way I love it what's your name Melissa
Melissa nice to meet you so fun had a
good time hey Melissa she took my order
so sweet cheers thanks so
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much
I have made it to Detroit Michigan the
reason I came to Detroit is because
behind me is the lowest rated McDonald's
in America I feel like that's a pretty
absurd statement and the fact that I
found it like I found the one it's
exciting to me is there hope for a
five-star review let's investigate there
are a lot of reviews about long wait
time there's no one here is it still
open is it still like an operating
business I don't know for sure the
drive-thru is empty anyways here are the
onear reviews that I'm going to test
Ariana G said employees at the window on
their phone fries cold and of course ice
cream machine broken I was given drink
with no ice and they say they are out of
stock how are you out of ice it's
snowing one star Ariana G is that who I
think it is thank you
next I'm so sorry Harry B said review sh
be zero bacon on Burger missing
milkshake missing kids meal apples
missing nothing good about this one star
was anything there when you got to the
window anyways Rick a said you will lose
a rim in their potholes watch out for
the giant potholes can cause real damage
lots of huge potholes one star okay A
car just went through the drive-thru and
I actually got it on camera there are
definitely potholes 100% that's
concerning and lastly Crystal s said
junk trash people bad service never get
orders right Foods burnt one star this
review feels like a puzzle where I have
to select a combination of words that
make the most sense and I don't know if
I could pick two to be honest all right
these reviews are extremely concerning
but it's my job to test them let's get
it all right I'm pulling up to the
McDonald's drive-thru my rental car in
Detroit is a Jeep Gladiator mystery
rental car never thought I would drive
one of these but here I am so beyond the
reviews I just shared honestly most of
the onear reviews are about the food
being like moldy and stale and cold so
that's what I'm mostly concerned about
but my order is going to be based
strictly on the one star reviews I just
shared with you here goes nothing you
can I get a quarter pounder with only
cheese ketchup and bacon kind can I get
an ice coffee with extra ice and then
I'll get a kids meal with apples what
kind of drink oh can I get a Grimace
Shake we don't have them anymore we
haven't them for quite a while oh yeah
how about the Shamrock anything El looks
good thank you thanks so much I just
ordered absolutely everything that the
reviews told me not to I literally
traveled across the country to come here
and I expected the worst rated
McDonald's in America to be different
but now it's my turn to pay okay I'm
about to drive over some
potholes golly 179 thank you goodness
gracious something is off about this
drivethru no one was in the drivethru
line when I pulled up and there's cars
in front of me waiting for their food
ice coffee was it two no just one they
run for
two okay thank you pre coffee you pull
up to the second yellow pole by 2 or 3
minutes your order we no F all right
thanks so much no problem not going to
lie things are going suspiciously well
they did tell me to pull forward and
wait 2 to 3 minutes because they're
making more fries however I already got
them that's good the only thing I'm
missing is my kids meal however I got my
milkshake which might be a bad thing
actually look at this thing I'm
convinced this thing is actually
producing light also oh here we go
thanks so much have a good one what I'm
trying to say is we need to regroup
crash so good thing it's a gladiator you
know what I just took a look at
everything something's not adding up
three drinks zero straws now this
McDonald's is either big on reducing
single- use Plastics or they forgot I
don't know which one I'm rooting for at
this point but I'm going to go inside
get a straw and eat this
meal I have made it inside of the
restaurant it is not closed I've located
a straw as well the only thing is
there's absolutely no one here what is
going on it's
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lunchtime I'm just going to ignore that
for now since they got my orders right
really the last thing to check is if
there's actually bacon on this
burger there is absolutely bacon on my
Burger the quality of the food looks
good like it looks on par if not better
than an average McDonald's this
McDonald's is also very nice like I feel
like it's elevated look at those
lighting fixtures that looks like the
type of lighting fixture you put in a
million-dollar Mansion what I'm trying
to say is I'm going to absolutely devour
this meal and then write my review while
I was eating my McDonald's burger
something unbelievable happened well
it's actually not that crazy my dad
texted me that's a pretty reasonable
thing that would happen to me but my dad
texted me a photo of his home-cooked
Burger which is like my favorite meal in
the world and all of a sudden this one
didn't taste the same but at least at
least I got this toy to play with I
finished my meal it was delicious I
can't believe I came all the way to
Detroit Michigan to literally go to the
most normal McDonald's ever I really
just don't understand why it's so empty
to me it has to be for a reason either
way I have to be honest and with that
being said here's my
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review
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I never thought I'd say this but I am in
Omaha Nebraska and I bought merch behind
me is a drive-thru you can see the cars
entering to capture their food it is so
windy and so cold I could really go for
a hot meal so let's hope these reviews
aren't true tutty who is literally from
the same town I was is born in said I am
in town from great state of Texas okay
TDY me too ye-haw and as usual I head
quickly to Runza never mind I stopped by
this Runza at 8:30 p.m. and asked for
the Runza meal only to be told they are
out of runzas how in the world are you
out of runzas your name is Runza if this
is how this location operates if this is
how this location operates I think I
need to figure out how to make my own
kind of runs of sandwiches one star TDY
I love you but you don't feel like a
real person to me I need need answers Dr
Jim ooh we got a doctor on Yelp okay
this is the worst Runza I have ever seen
this is the only Runza I've ever seen so
let's continue reading the last time I
came here I got a burger right Burger
was dried out cold full of grease
resembling that which was cooked the
night before the fries were cold as ice
I don't understand the lack of warmth in
this food it's like they got their
utilities turned off and they're still
trying to run a restaurant I sent a
complaint to corporate they ignored me
not even so much as a up yours Jim screw
this Runza don't make this mistake two
blocks north of here in the Nebraska
furniture mark is a Burger King far
better food one star Dr Jim is so so
upset the utility's turned off comment
is wild I will be trying that Burger
King he mentioned after this and what
does he mean it's in the Nebraska
Furniture Mart I can't wait to see that
place Isabelle said the only consistent
thing in my life is Runza for getting my
Ranch there are two certainties in life
one is death and the other is Runza for
getting my Ranch one star I know what
sauce I'm asking for Isabelle is in pain
next is Rob K hi Rob how are you doing
Rob he looks nice hard to believe the
good name of Runza gets run through the
mud and has their reputation turned up
Blake slaughterer just from this
location alone the wife informed me it
is only worth eating at weekday at lunch
Apparently that is older crew who not
only cares about quality food they treat
everyone who passes through with the
utmost respect once star the good news
is I'm here on a weekday at lunch the
bad news is none of us can ever use a
period in a sentence ever again because
Rob stole them all enough said my rental
car in Nebraska is a Jeep Compass yay I
love Jeep Compass I have a very clear
order of operations let's do this I'm
really excited to see what he means by
older crew this menu is interesting hey
so I'm I'm actually from Texas what is
Aza arza is beef cabbage onions and
spices made in homemade bread awesome
well let me just get the Runza meal with
the side of ranch yeah number one was
what was a drink on there ooh let me
just do a water you anything else that's
going to be it thank you all right I'll
throw a discount since you out Town
cheers thanks I don't know if it's
because I'm from Texas but I've
literally never heard of runs in my life
it looks like a hamburger if it was in
Hot Pocket form she said there's cabbage
and onions in it I'm scared of both but
these are the things we do to test one
star reviews okay it's my turn let's see
if they forget my
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Ranch hi
967 all right how are you good how you
doing doing good first time tunza I'm
from Texas oh and there you go awesome
thanks so much a she was older that's
sweet her reaction to me saying that I
came all the way here for this was quite
suspicious she said oh inside this bag
holds the future of my Yelp account will
I break my five star streak check it out
where's the ranch where's the
ranch you're never going to believe this
I'll meet you
inside yo you'll never believe it you're
actually never going to believe the news
they didn't forget the ranch that's at
least three stars on my review there's
like four people in here here and
they're all looking at me yeah oh we're
clearing out why is everyone clearing
out so the Runza meal comes with fries
yes I'm in cinematic mode because Runza
is a movie it also comes with ranch
don't look at my fingernails a drink I
got water because I'm being healthy and
arguably most important the Runza today
is the last day I'll ever not know what
a Runza is I feel like it's slappable is
that weird that was borderline Chipotle
burrito I did pay $10 for this meal it's
got the Shivers hope I don't get the
runs after
this
bro that's so
good there was literally an altercation
at the counter the woman came in said
where's my Ranch that's crazy now I
don't know how to feel because I got my
Ranch I can only speak for myself that's
all I can do and I love Runa this might
be my new favorite restaurant okay but
how are the
fries G bro there
so if RZA is this good I can't wait to
try that Burger King down the block in
the furniture store so I pull up to the
Nebraska furniture mark but I don't see
a Burger King I see a Subway does Dr Jim
know about this excuse me is there a
Burger King here no okay was there used
to be at one time but now it's Subway
okay gotcha awesome thank you I'm living
Dr Jim's
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nightmare
it's me I'm the hooded figure it's
actually hilarious to think that I'm
spending an entire week and hundreds of
dollars to travel to drive throughs to
test their onear reviews how did y'all
let me become a YouTuber my next stop is
in Austin Texas how's it going yeul I
live here a random Canadian number
texted me an address saying yo you got
to try this drive-thru which is
concerning for multiple reasons
partially because this driver has no
reviews but also who lives in Canada and
knows that I'm filming this video well
the address is right at the end of this
stream which is extremely sketchy
because there's nothing here but I'm not
going to pass up the opportunity to be
the first review ever on a drivethru
that being said let's drive to the end
of the street as I drove down the street
I I actually started panicking because
there are no buildings on this road no
way are you selling Joy Ride what can I
get you um okay I parked down the road I
don't know what's going on I don't know
what that is but I'm extremely
uncomfortable right
now oh my gosh were you the unknown
number from Canada this all makes sense
that shoppy would put this together did
you hear about the Joy Ride launch yep
okay all right well since shoppie is
here this is the perfect time to say
thank you for the support on my joy ride
launch if you're just now hearing about
this Joy Ride is my candy I launched our
sour strips with Shopify and we
completely sold out of all of our sour
strips in 5 days I'm still blown away
that was like a month ago seeing all of
you guys post stories and shorts trying
it and and loving it it makes me so
happy it's crazy as a kid from a little
farm toown in Texas all I got to say is
dream big over the years I've started a
lot of things and I always use Shopify
because no matter how hard something
seems they make it easy this is just the
beginning for Joy Ride we're already
getting news from retailers on our sour
strips and new candies coming soon ooh
so thank you and with that being said we
are officially back in stock baby oh
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love you shoppy do you need a ride okay
to Canada I called shoppy in Uber and
then made my way to Kansas
City where it is extremely cold you
wouldn't really think that but it
is
I have made it to the City of Angels
Shaunie Kansas I cannot stress this
enough that out of all of the FIS in the
world all of them this is the FIS that I
had to come to I honestly find it pretty
crazy that a FIS even has a drive-thru I
just don't see a world where an entire
lasagna should be handed to someone
through a window oh well look what time
it is I don't have a choice here are the
onear reviews I'm testing several of
them are about long wait times like 20
to 30 minutes even up to 45 minutes to
get a single order of ravioli what the
heck however Michael has a different
bone to pick come on FIS are you that
annoyed with me for ordering a water
that you hand me this tiny little water
out of Spike do you really think this is
going to motivate me to buy a full-size
soda next time well guess what there
won't be a next time because you just
had to be Petty about a man and his
hydration one star I mean that cup looks
really little or Michael has the hands
of a giant Greg's review is my worst
nightmare this is my first onear review
ever look at my Yelp status I'm Elite
for a reason someone puts their identity
into their Yelp status no it's fine I
would I review a lot of places this is
the worst if you come here and can tell
they're all upset with each other and
still choose to stay that's Ana lasagna
one star is this how you pulled Elite
status Greg food puns that's so bad Eve
said I wish I could offer a better
review but it simply can't be justified
nothing about this place is okay it is
impossible to know when the drive-thru
will be closed without going there and
if it is your chances are a wasted trip
don't come from out of town for this FIS
one
star Eve what if I told you I came from
out of state I traveled so far I hope
the drive-thru is open no one's there
right now let's hear from Tim T we might
have hit it on a bad day yeah we might
have hit it on a bad day one star that's
the spirit Tim lastly Kelly blessed us
with the script of the next Avengers
movie me watching the manager chat with
customers for 10 minutes finally she
Walks Behind the Counter then my son
says can I get pasta with no sauce and
the manager's all like you won what my
son is obviously embarrassed and I say
under my breath what a Blake slaughterer
then the manager looks at me with with
the anger of a thousand sons and my son
says p with no sauce the manager is
silent I'm canceling your order and I'm
like I'm never coming here again mom one
star okay I don't know whose side I'm on
like I can't tell who the bad guy is in
this review all I know is I'm rooting
for the Sun get this boy pasta with no
sauce it's simple look I came out to
Kansas for a reason and my instructions
are clear I got a free upgrade on my
rental car today Ford Expedition this
car is way too big I just had to drive
to FIS that's all I needed to do but I'm
not turning down a free upgrade I can't
tell if the drivethru is open I really
can't thank you for choosing go ahead
and order when you're ready all right
they're open yeah can I just get pasta
with no sauce and a water cup what kind
of pasta would you like how about
fetuccini fetuccini anything else that's
going to be all it's
1040 okay uh why did I just get charged
$10.40 for pasta with no sauce that
watercup better be huge this sign does
say made to order fast fresh Italian and
it says my food is going to be hot fresh
and worth the waight kind of crazy
they're just like self-proclaim there
will be a weight hi 1040 awesome thank
you thank you is this the normal water
size y awesome hey cheers thanks this is
a small water cup but to be fair that
guy just has massive hands and
unfortunately I can't say the same about
myself everything went smoothly in the
Drive-Thru I've got my bag of pizoli but
I still have to write onest festar
review and I'm going in the
restaurant First Impressions it is kind
of lively in here like The Vibes are
good they are playing the weekend which
which is always a good sign when you
walk into an Italian restaurant she told
me let's check out our pasta so this is
what my meal came with we have water cup
pasta and bread sticks water test M the
water is small but it's good bread stick
I didn't even pay for this
WOW red sticks 10 out of 10 that's at
least two stars on the riew right there
I don't know what's crazier the fact
that Kelly left that review or the fact
that her son orders this this is crazy
the fetuccini pasta appears to be
yellow it certainly lacks the flavor of
a traditional dish but that's probably
because I was forced to get no
sauce the pasta is fire I think I need a
little bit more Intel I'm going to ask
some customers their thoughts all right
I'm here with Ray William Donald I'm
here with Ray and Donald how long have
you guys been coming to this FIS five
years 5 years young are you guys a big
fan of the restaurant yes what's the
best thing about FIS everybody all the
employees are so friendly and so nice
Okay I was told to get just pasta with
no sauce just not not the best thing on
the menu no I would not get that ever
well thank you guys so much appreciate
it Ray thanks
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Donald I'm on my way to the next city
and this plane has a window in the
bathroom I asked the guy next to me to
get a video out of this window and guess
what we have made it to Chicago Illinois
Illinois Illinois help me in the
comments this is the most exciting
drive-thru by far it's called cosmics
it's brand new and after driving for
like an hour it looks like I'm in the
middle of nowhere and then I found
[Music]
it I have truly saved the best for last
Cosmic woo spooky it's not spooky this
is the only one in the entire world I'm
in Bowling Brook Illinois pretty much
the most epic town I've ever seen I
don't know why we're not all moving to
Bowling Brook Illinois but maybe this
segment will change your mind Cosmic is
basically a McDonald's except they have
fun drinks snacks Etc some critics are
saying the menu is stupid insanely long
lines is a common theme one lady even
waited 4 hours According to some local
news outlets and she said it was worth
it so what's the truth Shan M said the
churo frappe tastes like gasoline one
star okay well that can't be healthy but
you don't fly across the country to
cosmics to make good decisions Rocky
said mck pop we're good but I just want
this chain to fail so one star one thing
about Rocky he's going to say what's on
his mind if I lived in Bowling Brook I
might be praying on the downfall of
cosmics 2 dang those mck pops look good
Ava had perhaps the most outrageous
weight time I've seen so far hopefully a
typo bad AF don't go or else wait in
line 8 to 13 hours daily and it's
anticipated to get worse what that's the
entire day anyways the reason I wanted
to highlight this drive-thru other than
me just being curious because it looks
really cool is because Danny left this
review came here to see what all the H
is about I order a chai latte with
almond milk no foam she hands it to me I
can tell from the weight there's foone
so I hand it back to her and tell her I
asked for my drink with no phone she
says that the ticket says no phone I
said I understand the ticket says no
foone but there is foone wait what what
Danny keeps going back and forth between
the word foam and phone and that makes
things very difficult to understand I
handed it back to her she reluctantly
takes it she hands it back to me a
minute later says have a good day it
feels the same I said there's foam in
here she said no there's not I don't
have time for stupid arguments so I
leave I pull around the corner and open
it up wow instead of them remaking this
for me with no foam they literally
handed me a cup that has no foam but
it's down about a quarter of the way are
you freaking kidding me this is the
stupidest thing I've ever seen just for
the heck of it I took a sip sucks so
even if they could get the phone thing
right bro can we get an up like what do
you mean he said phone four times in
this review so far phone Danny silly it
still sucks I went back and asked for a
refund and this older lady starts
arguing with me oh my gosh I know what
I'm talking about a customer knows what
they're talking about Cosmic joke one
star Danny I'm sorry but it seems
impossible to please you I'm not even
you know what you want I'm ordering a
gasoline churo frappe MC pops a chai
latte with almond milk and no foam and
no matter what's in the cup I'm going to
hand it back to them and say there's
foam in here because that's what Danny
did and lastly we're going to see if the
wait time is truly 8 to 13 hours I'm
really excited let's do it my final
redel car is by far the best it's a
Chrysler minivan there definitely is a
line but there's also four lanes it's a
Thursday at 2:30 p.m. so it's kind of
insane that there's this much of a
weight but regardless here goes nothing
I don't know if I should go in that line
that line that line or that line the
good news is Ava's review already busted
this might not even be 8 to 13 minutes
okay here's the menu here we go that's
where we order awesome what can I get
started for you I'm going to get the
turo frappe chai latte with almond milk
and no foam gotcha lastly I'm just going
to get a mixed bag of MC pops great
choice are these for yourself because I
honestly don't believe that they're for
sharing I'll bring home something to my
wife too of course yeah that looks good
total today it's going to be 2045 this
is the first time I've ever seen
something like this at a drive-thru I
ordered and I stay here until they tell
me where to go there we go window one
you got a deal oh I'm so excited I
really don't want to do the foam thing
hello good good thank you awesome thanks
so much sorry Danny I chickened out I'm
having a good day I don't want to be a
menace and say there's no foam in there
there's literally no foam in there oh
that smells good anyways look John says
the churo latte tastes like
gasoline so dear oh my gosh not going to
do that
again not going to lie I think Sean has
a point it does kind of have a semblance
of gasoline feel like I'm sitting at a
three out of five stars right now these
mcps need to be miraculous for an honest
five-star review to come out of this
place one bag for me one bag for the
misses I landed like midnight and
Haley's picking me up from the airport
so she's going to have her reward here
we go oh these look good I obliterated
the bag but look at that they're like
little Donuts is that jelly filled what
is
that
wow that was so good I got two more
first MC pop was chocolate filed let's
see what this one
is wao am i c am I crying am I to crying
this is a little embarrassing to say but
this is the first food in a long time
where I just had to close my eyes like I
had to shut them and just feel 15 out of
five stars and lastly looks like a brown
sugar cinnamon type thing I have a
feeling this is going to be my favorite
let's
[Music]
see
that was like an apple pie situation the
best one is the hazelnut for sure oh yep
wow after doing some serious thinking I
wrote my final
[Music]
review but my journey isn't over yet I
landed at the airport surprised Haley
with the MC poops she was excited and
the next evening I had one more thing to
do my dad made us his famous burgers I
think if this video confirms anything
it's that we need an update on this guy
and nothing beats a home cooked meal
Haley and my dad surprised me with a
cake for hitting 15 million subscribers
this is the physical manifestation of us
hitting 15 million subscribers and Joy
Ride being back in stock in the same day
Link in description to buy sour strips
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