KC Goes Hollywood, Aaron Donald Retires and O-Line Reunion w/ Lane Johnson & Jordan Mailata | Ep 82
Summary
TLDRIn this episode of New Heights, hosts Travis and Jason Kelsey discuss various topics, including their experiences in the NFL, the recent retirement of Aaron Donald, and the Philadelphia Eagles' free agency moves. They share stories about their time with the team, their thoughts on the new coaching staff, and their favorite memories from their careers. The conversation also touches on the importance of credit scores and financial management for athletes, with a special mention of the Smart Money Debit Card.
Takeaways
- 🎉 The hosts, Travis and Jason Kelsey, discuss various sports topics, including free agency moves and the retirement of Aaron Donald.
- 🏆 Aaron Donald, a legendary defensive tackle, announced his retirement after an illustrious 10-year career in the NFL.
- 📈 The Kansas City Chiefs signed Maris Brown, a former Cardinals and Ravens wide receiver, to a one-year deal.
- 📊 Jason Kelce's pay homage t-shirt raised over $120,000 in donations for B Philly, a nonprofit fighting for a better future for Philadelphians.
- 🤝 The Philadelphia Eagles made several key signings, including CJ Gardner Johnson, Josh Sweat, Devin White, and Kenny Pickett.
- 🎤 The show featured a special conversation with Lane Johnson and Jordan Mailata, discussing their experiences and the NFL.
- 🏢 Mike Vrabel is returning to Northeast Ohio as a coaching and personnel consultant for the Cleveland Browns.
- 🏆 Lane Johnson was nominated for the Walter Payton Man of the Year award for his work with mental health and veterans' families.
- 🎵 Jason attended a Justin Timberlake concert in Los Angeles, expressing his admiration for the singer.
- 💪 The hosts discuss the importance of having the right credit card for travel and other hobbies, with Experian helping to find tailored options.
Q & A
Who is the host of the show?
-The host of the show is Travis Kelsey.
What is the significance of the Smart Money Debit Card mentioned in the transcript?
-The Smart Money Debit Card is a debit card that builds credit without incurring debt, which is being promoted during the show.
What is the name of Jason Kelsey's podcast?
-Jason Kelsey's podcast is called 'New Heights'.
What is the connection between the hosts and the University of Cincinnati?
-Both hosts, Travis and Jason Kelsey, are alumni of the University of Cincinnati and were part of its football team.
What is the significance of Nipper Stadium?
-Nipper Stadium is significant because it is where the hosts spent their careers practicing and playing games, and it is considered a hidden gem in college football.
What is the 'Lum baby games' event mentioned in the transcript?
-The 'Lum baby games' is a special event in honor of the golden baby trophy, where two teams of UC students, one athletic and one academic, will compete in a series of challenges.
What is the world record that the hosts hope to break with their live show?
-The hosts hope to break the Guinness World Record for the most tickets sold for a live podcast, which is currently held by Canadian comedian Mike Ward.
What is the 'no dumb questions' segment?
-The 'no dumb questions' segment is a part of the show where the hosts answer hypothetical or humorous questions posed by their audience, emphasizing that there are no such things as dumb questions.
What is the significance of the 'Homage' t-shirt mentioned in the transcript?
-The 'Homage' t-shirt is significant because the proceeds from its sale are donated to B Philly, a nonprofit foundation fighting for a better future for the next generation of Philadelphians.
What is the main topic of discussion in the second half of the transcript?
-The main topic of discussion in the second half of the transcript is the retirement of NFL player Aaron Donald and the impact of his retirement on the league.
Outlines
🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Sponsors
The podcast begins with the hosts, Travis and Jason Kelsey, discussing their experiences in the NFL, mentioning Aaron Donald's retirement and their own years of service. They promote their sponsors, including the Smart Money Debit Card and talk about their upcoming live show at the University of Cincinnati. They also share personal stories and their plans for the podcast episodes.
🏈 NFL退役和运动生涯回忆
Travis 和 Jason 分享了他们对 NFL 的看法,特别是关于进攻线的一些幕后故事。他们讨论了与 Aaron Donald 等球员的对抗经历,以及在辛辛那提大学时的有趣回忆,包括一次早晨5点的锻炼和接力比赛,以及 Brandon 从看台上滚下来的滑稽事件。
🎉 辛辛那提现场秀和慈善活动
Kelsey 兄弟宣布了即将在辛辛那提大学举办的现场秀,并提到了与学生和校友的互动。他们还计划举办一场特别活动——伟大的 Lum 宝宝游戏,以庆祝金宝宝奖杯。此外,他们讨论了可能打破的吉尼斯世界纪录,以及如何通过售卖门票来支持慈善事业。
🤣 无厘头问题环节
在这一段中,Travis 和 Jason 参与了一个名为 'No Dumb Questions' 的环节,回答了一些有趣且有时荒谬的问题,例如如果他们能与任何动物交换腿会选择哪种动物。他们讨论了各种动物的腿的特性,包括力量、速度和平衡,并以幽默的方式进行了比较。
🏢 球员的合同义务和自由球员市场
两位主持人讨论了 NFL 球员在休赛期的合同义务,包括避免受伤和参与训练。他们提到了合同中的奖金和激励措施,以及如何处理因非足球活动受伤的情况。此外,他们还讨论了最新的自由球员市场动态,包括堪萨斯城酋长队和费城老鹰队的最新签约。
🌟 球员个人生活和职业发展
在这一部分中,Travis 和 Jason 讨论了他们的个人生活,包括他们的家庭和爱好。他们分享了对健康和营养的看法,提到了他们使用的产品,如 AG1 营养补充剂。此外,他们还讨论了职业发展,包括如何准备新赛季和对年轻球员的建议。
📝 自由球员市场和球队动态
Kelsey 兄弟继续讨论自由球员市场的动态,特别是关注堪萨斯城酋长队和费城老鹰队的最新签约。他们对新加入的球员进行了评价,并讨论了这些变动对球队未来可能产生的影响。此外,他们还分享了对即将到来的比赛和赛季的期待。
🎤 与特邀嘉宾的对话
在这一段中,Jason 与特邀嘉宾 Lane Johnson 和 Jordan Mailata 进行了对话。他们讨论了在 NFL 的经历,包括如何应对比赛中的挑战和对手。Lane 和 Jordan 分享了他们对足球的热爱,以及他们在场外的活动和兴趣。此外,他们还讨论了即将到来的比赛和对他们的期望。
🌟 球员退役和职业转变
讨论了 Aaron Donald 宣布退役的消息,以及这对他个人和整个 NFL 的影响。Travis 和 Jason 分享了他们对 Donald 职业生涯的看法,并讨论了作为球员退役后可能的职业道路。他们还提到了其他球员的退役情况,以及如何在退役后保持活跃和参与足球社区。
🎭 球员的个人故事和经历
在这一部分中,球员们分享了他们的个人故事和经历,包括他们的成长背景、如何进入 NFL 以及他们在职业生涯中的一些有趣时刻。他们还讨论了他们在场外的生活,包括家庭、爱好和他们如何处理名人身份带来的挑战。
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Retirement
💡Free Agency
💡Offensive Line
💡Defensive Tackle
💡Philadelphia Eagles
💡Kansas City Chiefs
💡Player Contracts
💡NFL
💡Sports Podcast
Highlights
Discussion on Aaron Donald's retirement and his impact on the NFL
Jason Kelce's retirement announcement and his future plans
Reflection on the career of Jason Kelce and his achievements
Discussion on the new Eagles signing CJ Gardner Johnson and his value to the team
Analysis of the Chiefs signing Marquez Valdes-Scantling and the potential impact
Debate on the best offensive linemen in the NFL and their playing styles
Jason Kelce's thoughts on his favorite non-game memory from his time at the stadium
Discussion on the new Eagles coaches and potential changes
Lane Johnson and Jordan Mailata's experiences with the 'bottom of the pile' in football
Jason Kelce's and Lane Johnson's thoughts on their favorite foods and restaurants
Jordan Mailata's journey from Australian rugby to the NFL and his adaptation
Jason Kelce's and Lane Johnson's opinions on the toughest players they've faced
Discussion on the new Christmas album and potential guest artists
Jason Kelce's and Lane Johnson's thoughts on their favorite TV shows and entertainment
Jason Kelce's and Lane Johnson's stories about their high school experiences and early life
Lane Johnson's and Jordan Mailata's thoughts on the new coaching changes in the Eagles
Jason Kelce's and Lane Johnson's opinions on the best way to improve the offensive line room
Transcripts
bro Aaron Donald is younger than me yeah
no question well you guys came in the
same year no we didn't yeah you did he
retired after 10 years I'm in my 12th
year this year I thought he came in 2013
or 14 14 would not be the same year he
was 2 14 this is blowing my mind dude I
need to
retire welcome back to new heights
ladies and gentlemen presented by wave
sports and entertainment yeah but also
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host I'm Travis Kelsey my big brother
Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights
Ohio Heights High Alum over here baby
actually we in the Hall of Fame High
Hall of Famers over here Cincinnati
barad Alum as well um we got some fun
stuff coming up for all our Bearcat fans
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1s we're going to keep trying to get
these episodes to you every Wednesday
but we're getting out of the house
ladies and gentlemen so I don't know I
don't know if we're going to keep
bringing these things to you every
single week but we're going try we're
our best Jason let the people know what
the we got I'm sorry trying to reel it
back on the F bombs but I'm just it's
hard it's hard it's also like the intro
too there's like something with like the
first amount of time that if you do a f
word uh the team has to like bleep it
because it like demonetizes the video if
it's like within two minutes or
something like that I don't know Brandon
knows more anyways uh yeah we got
another fantastic episode coming up for
all you ners we're going to talk about
some big free agency moves that went
down since the last recording as well as
the latest Eagles and Chiefs signing
news and potentially the greatest day in
offensive lineman's history or at least
the last 10 years Aaron Donald is
surprisingly retired from the NFL and uh
yeah we're gonna get to a special
episode on the back half of this this
we're gonna get to a special episode on
the back half of this speaking of
offensive line with Jordan Milada and Mr
Lane Stonewall Johnson that's right that
right now yeah I talk about the toughest
guys the block why Lanes always false
starting even though it's not really a
false start he's just jumping the snap
but we'll get into that in a little bit
he's getting a good jump and yeah all
right yeah and some thoughts on the new
Eagles coaches in that section so before
we get to that portion uh let's get to a
little bit of that new news new news
coming in hot and Cincinnati live show
is in action ladies and gentlemen coming
to the NY we're excited to officially
announce we're doing a live show at the
University of Cincinnati on April 11th
during AUM weekend Thursday we're going
to be back hanging out with the uh the
football team um and um yeah it's going
to be a fun time the old historic Nipper
Stadium might have to bring a coat for
this one maybe even umbrella but we
don't give a fud rat don't give a fudge
yep um maybe better I that you haven't
been to Nipper Stadium it is a Hidden
Gem in the world of college football it
is such a TR and I spent our entire
careers practicing and playing games
pretty much on that Turf and in that
Stadium Blood swea and Tears boys we
were thinking about maybe doing a
stadium trip we didn't think there'd be
any place better than the Nipper stadium
in Cincinnati Under The Lights baby get
back down the college campus the college
the college students our
teammates faculty even though it's
changed a lot it has changed a lot
anyways okay what's your favorite
non-game memory from Ni Stadium Stadium
I got I got a golden one my story is uh
my story is but shout out to Butch uh
coach Butch Jones Coach Jones um decided
to do a 5 a.m. workout team workout
everybody has got to get to the stadium
and um we we end up doing uh I think it
was like a relay race of Stadium steps
oh my gosh yes and the anchor and the
anchor for the Relay race are two it's
offensive line versus defensive line two
of the most athletic guys on the team
and that's Jason Kelsey for the whole
line and Brandon be shot of Mills
man just to give somebody cont big high
effort guys guys are [ __ ] fineing and
you know what we're competitive at at
we're competitive people right no doubt
Cincinnati's Stadium are really steep
steps and then as it gets to there's
like a point halfway through where it
gets to longer steps like stepic Cur so
it goes straight down and then kind of
evens out almost and kind of like
flattens out and then it lets like
straight onto the field so there's not
like a lip it's like you're like
directly on the field so guys would go
up come down next guy would go up come
down offense and then Jason and and B
Mills are like neck and
neck yeah basically Brandon uh
beill coming down real hot got caught
coming real hot coming down the Steep
part so when it flattened out kind of
like stumbled a little bit you got to be
ready you got to get your balance ready
and immediately started tumbling and
when I tell you like the the metal
benches you could hear his boom boom
boom boom he just started tumbling down
this thing and almost still almost like
I want to say he almost beat you he lost
but he somehow got back onto his feet
and when I tell you it was one of the
most electric things I've ever seen
somebody be able to do just turn into a
[ __ ] [ __ ] barrel roll down Stadium
steps I'm sure that story wasn't as
funny to you guys but it was damn funny
yeah you got to picture it in your head
picture a 300 lb defensive tackle I mean
b shot it definitely wasn't 300 lbs but
let's just say picture a 300lb defensive
tackle like falling down a set of
bleachers like tumbling it was the last
time they had us race down the never did
it again never did it again okay can't
do that one okay well that's a liability
concern yeah so anybody running those
Stadium steps make sure you're ready for
when it goes steep to flood you got to
be ready for that it'll catch you off
guard so those Stadium steps sucked
because they were so steep at the top so
like you would think you were cruising
through them at the beginning and then
as you went up they would get harder and
harder and harder and then when you went
down like Travis said you had to really
know the steps would get like narrower
to wider to like it was kind of tricky
my freshman year before Trav was there
uh Dave Andrews and that strength crew
used to do Friday morning workouts and
if anybody was late for the Friday
morning workout if you were inside
everybody was doing up downs until that
person got there and if you were outside
where you met on the stadium sometimes
we just meet straight out on the field
you would have to do Stadium steps and
the whole team would be doing it until
somebody went to the dorm and got the
the person who was late and brought him
there and one day I woke up and I looked
at my clock and I was like oh no
I'm that guy that guy I'm that guy I in
my street clothes am running to the
stadium which in Cincinnati the stadium
is in the middle of campus and I'm
running to try and get there and I just
see them in the middle of Stadium steps
and I just start doing Stadium steps
like right out of
bed and then they all take them in to
this into the weight room to actually do
the workout at that point and I had to
do like just lap upon lap of Stadium
steps for like over an hour it was
miserable at the end of it you're like
not even you're just like walking up
steps right it's like oh dude so
miserable it's the best [ __ ] ever good
good Stadium step memories right there
hey if you guys want a good workout
though those Stadium steps do get you
good workout all right let's back to the
show we're putting a live show on that's
great before the show we are going to
actually be hosting a special event the
great Lum baby games that's right right
in honor of the golden baby trophy the
vinum baby we are going to have a little
competition and we figured one of the
beautiful things about doing this on a
college campus is that you know it's
just going to be you you want the
college atmosphere you want the students
involved the the student athletes
involved yeah so we are going to have
two teams of UC students I'm not going
to lie I got this idea from Revenge of
the Nerds football team versus the Nerds
not saying the nonathletic guys are
nerds unless you like to be called a
nerd and you you value that bad then
you're I know I'm a nerd at heart I'm a
nerd at I'm definitely a nerd so yeah
we're going to have two teams UC
students the athletic team which is
going to be comprised of UC student
athletes and the academic team oo still
think we should call that team nerds
that will compete in a series of
challenges and we cannot wait to unveil
these fun games that we have planned uh
yeah it's going to be ridiculous it's
going to be so [ __ ] fun there's going
to be all sorts of things involved
Skyline Chile might be a Canon I heard
today don't you do it tickets officially
go on sale today March 20th at 12: PM
Eastern head to gobearcats.com New
Heights to purchase yours these are
going to go quick so uh be sure to get
the tickets ASAP we also got informed
that we could be breaking a world record
really kenis Book World Record here uh
for ticket sales ladies and gentlemen um
the current the yeah the current uh
Guinness world record for most tickets
sold for a live podcast belongs to the
Canadian comedian
comedian comedian
comedian the amazing
comedian Mike Ward he had an audience of
20,000 basically just under 21,000 in
Montreal in July of 2022 so let's see
let's see what happens
Bearcats
Cincinnati don't think we're going to
hit that unless you guys [ __ ] and buy
some tickets right now list why wouldn't
you come why would you not come I'm
telling you the show is going to be fun
it's going to be good I think we could
beat it 92 percenters let's take new
heights to newer Heights and break up
break up another [ __ ] record I'm
trying to break some records man going
to be back at our Alma moer back with
the
kids they're not kids they're growing
adults back with the adult kids partying
hanging out who would be a good guest we
got to get some of our favorite Bearcats
man yeah we so got to get some of our
favorite Bearcats maybe even a few
Bengals gets the uh get the Cincinnati
fan base we're open to suggestions maybe
the Cincinnati mayor wants to stop down
you guys can hash it out I'm going have
to hit my dog Orlando Brown baby OB yeah
uh 92% shoot us some uh some of your
favorite uh cincinnatians that you want
us to uh maybe uh shoot an invite to to
get them uh get them on the guest guest
show man there we go if that even
[ __ ] made sense I think it does all
right well let's talk about a little
Jason Kelce retirement in more new news
Jason Kelsey uh pay homage t-shirt that
I was wearing on our Philly episode is
now raised over
120,000 [ __ ] dollars in donations and
we can't thank you guys uh enough 92ers
it is uh it's pretty damn cool all
proceeds uh and profits from this sale
of this t-shirt benefit B Philly a
nonprofit uh Foundation fighting for a
bigger future for the next generation of
philadelphians how about that you can
still purchase uh one of these shirts
and give back to a great cause just head
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Jason Kelce sure you guys know how to
type that one in um shout out to Homage
man always uh always making these things
quick it's a quick turnaround right
there but that's uh that's definitely a
dope cause man yep so shout out to the
night tenters is everybody buying those
things yeah shout out to everyone homage
for making them partnering and uh
everybody for uh who's going to buy it
and donating and yeah appreciate it yes
sir
all righty it's time what's time for the
segment we do every week which one's
that it's not the smart questions those
dumb ass questions it's well it is a
smart questions CU there's no dumb
questions nice I like how you played
that one right there all righty it's uh
time to move on to no dumb questions
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bar from at Brit SLO Brit slow on
Twitter SLX is it ever going to be I'm
not I'm on Twitter if you had to swap
your legs with the legs of any other
animal which animal would you choose all
right this is a dumbass question uh what
do we want to swapping legs tell you
which one I'm definitely not doing them
knock KN ass ostriches [ __ ] going
backwards and stuff what that kind of
KNE yeah we going for power or are we
going for length are we going for speed
that [ __ ] a fast though you so
you want fast are we are we only doing
two legs two-legged animals yeah so I
guess four-legged animal if we swap with
a four-legged animal do we lose our arms
these are great questions let's say for
the
sake of this question we're just
swapping our two legs with two is
similar legs of a four-legged Creature
if you choose a four-legged creature
meaning we still have arms let's not
compromise our oppos [ __ ] did you just
say like if we go with a four-legged
animal we really still only have two
legs but they're kind of in the mold of
the four legs and four who you going
with dude I don't know I don't know if I
want Power if I want length if I want
speed if I want strength like I said
definitely not ostrich I mean you know
you can't go with like something like a
like a like a doxin them little short
Stumpy things no you can't definitely
not a doxin the wiener dog can't no no
away yeah or do we want to say you get
the number of legs cuz then if you're a
spider you get eight of them that's an
insect that's not an animal insects are
animals Travis part of the animal
kingdom it's got its own like section
God damn it Jason is that true or am I
wrong animals
insects maybe you're right I feel like
this these questions just find how dumb
we really are well you just saw Rhino
Rhino's got some powerful legs dude you
saw that in person yeah that's four leg
you felt that girth in them in them legs
listen I saw how bouncy that thing was
it was bouncy dude that thing was like
so like the the rhino in Donkey Kong
when you could like jump around like it
in dony Kong Country that was like a
legitimate representation of a rhino I
swear yes it's amazing all right so you
got tall ones like if you wanted to be
tall you go like giraffe right I mean
you'd be a pretty good basketball player
with some giraffe legs wbe Yama he has
giraffe Tendencies if his neck was a
little bit longer you can't tell me that
dude wasn't made in a [ __ ] lab over
there in France is he from France yep
says
pituitary thing probably 100% yeah so
you got lion lab grown diamonds that's
lab grown [ __ ] NBA player listen it's
not far off let's be honest can't wait
till I [ __ ] make
one don't do this do not give any of
these other
conspiracy theorists anything else that
latch on do please so you want speed you
got
cheetah right Jason who are you going
with I'm trying to like talk this out to
see like where I'm going I don't know
yet just got to ask a question you're
not you're not offering anything you're
right you've said no animals because I
still don't know if we're counting
four-legged animals in this we're
counting all legged you go millipede how
about that all right but if I lose my
hands I don't want to F you still have
hands you still have hands so now so if
I switch with a four-legged animal now I
just look like one of the mythological
creatures like the man on top of horse
if you have four legs no if you have
four legs man on top of the horse if you
pick a four-legged animal you're only
taking the hind legs your your front
legs are your front Okay so okay but if
you pick more than a four-legged animal
like an eight-legged animal or a
centipede then you have to give up your
hands don't worry it makes sense go get
kangaroo jumping out the gym yeah but
you need a tail I'm telling you see saw
that thing live the other day you need a
tail so if you don't get the tail with
it it's [ __ ] pointless has there ever
been a tailess kangaroo no no
yeah nope one of those never got like
chopped off or something maybe they do
balance on that thing dude they do a lot
with that thing I guess if I'm picking
any animal's legs in this
scenario I'm going go an elephant
elephant legs it's got It's got height
it's got power they're pretty fast what
what other animals got better legs than
an elephant not going to lie Michel
ostrich dude those things are fast man
the knees go backwards Travis you're
just asking for something bad to happen
Tak some bird legs you're going to come
at this thing with some bird legs you
dude not just some bird legs one of the
fastest [ __ ] Birds you've ever seen
in your life it's fast cuz it's light
though you're not light those those legs
will crumple under the weight of Travis
Kelce
[ __ ] yeah you're right that knee
Direction only makes sense on something
that's got minimal Mass up top feathers
how how much does ostrich way we got to
digress here we're getting too dumb
we're going too dumb we're going too
dumb yeah we're going too far dumb I
mean yeah I guess you're in the range
140 to 320 pounds is a male ostrich and
if you took out your legs you're
probably in that that range yeah well
you're in the range already but you're
on the lower end of that range if you
take away your your your lower half mass
and put some little ass ostrich legs on
you give me the man on top of the Horse
no we just said that you don't get to
have minars are not you don't get that
you're like uh you remember the movie
Hercules okay no take no take backs he
took horse you are like the mythological
creature in Hercules the one that had
like the little uh legs I think plays
them no it's not Pegasus I forget what
it's called but not a pegasus it had
goat legs oh he had a goat legs no those
weren't horse legs but same same thing
what no just you're same thing but you
got horse legs I got to be short and
Stumpy like that no you're still tall
cuz it's horse legs not goat legs but
you only get the two so who'd you go
with you went with elephant legs
elephant should going with crab legs
what some armor this was [ __ ] so dumb
let's keep this thing moving from babber
on X no dumb questions if the Chiefs
play the Eagles in the Super Bowl next
year will Jason root for Travis um
that's not the question it says who will
Jason root for and uh I will root for
the Eagles of course because I will
always be an eagle [ __ ] first and
for foremost um first and foremost most
yeah I'll also root for Travis to have a
good game of course cuz he's my brother
but no I'll definitely be cheering on
the Eagles in this scenario well good
luck good luck to your Eagles there you
go babber C what you asked for that's
the end of that question yeah uh from
user sideboob 55 Club 92 sideboob 55
guys can we not make these kind of us
names on the club 92 website you're
making this look like a bunch of jamokes
is this a shot at Brandon or is this
like is it does Brandon does BG have
some side boob do you got some all right
whatever what contractual obligations do
players have during uh the offseason
like uh are dangerous activities off
limits basically you can't get injured
if you get injured you're [ __ ]
whatever you're doing don't get injured
and you're safe um you can do whatever
you want just don't get injured so just
try and stay as safe as possible if you
get hurt at any point in the offseason
uh technically that ends up being
considered what they call an NFI nonf
football injury and you are at risk
avoiding any non- guaranteed money in
your contract there are some players
that enjoy doing dangerous activities
where they will sometimes have things
written into their contracts ahead of
time so like let's say big danger
they're signing a player that is a known
motorcycle rider they might write into
the contract the motorcycles if you get
hurt on a motorcycle you are voiding
future even guaranteed money there's
that would be an addendum that a player
might be signing there are also
contractual obligations I guess for um
workout bonuses so some guys that they
want to show up to the facilities they
don't know if they're going to show up
to the facilities uh for offseason
workouts they will put bonuses in there
sometimes up to
$500,000 uh to show up in lift weights
um and play in the sun with a bunch of
your friends it's a pretty good deal but
other than that it's like it's pretty
self-explained atory if you could die
doing it like jumping out of plane it's
probably going to be frowned upon by the
NFL but it doesn't even have to do with
that like you could this is where it
gets weird with NFI if you're lifting
weights outside the facility that is
still considered like you could be
trying to become a better football
player you can still be labeled a nonf
football injury by these uh designations
I'm actually wish that they would kind
of increase the parameters I don't think
a guy that's training become better
should be penalized for getting hurt but
it's it's a very vague rule that um
often times the clubs um enforce them
when they know that a player is doing
something stupid for the most part yeah
there have been some horror stories tons
of them it's uh it can get it can get
pretty bad um but basically you just
want to um want to one make sure that
you're
always you know in shape and not getting
yourself into a bad position but uh uh
two also don't do dangerous [ __ ] where
you could really [ __ ] your [ __ ] up like
we say all the time you can be dumb just
don't be don't be real don't be too dumb
don't be real dumb and I've been real
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right we talked about some free agency
moves last week on the episode and on
this week uh we're also going to talk
some more free agency news now just to
be forewarned this episode the first
half is actually being recorded uh
Saturday uh before this comes out so we
are going to be behind on some free
agency moves coming up Saturday morning
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made it we're here and we're doing this
[ __ ] podcast but there have been some
free agency moves that have happened
since the last episode and we're going
to touch on them right now starting with
the Kansas City Chiefs that's right
Kansas City goes Hollywood
how about that that's right got my got
my doubt the Chiefs have officially
signed former Cardinals and Ravens wide
receiver Maris Hollywood Brown I'm
[ __ ] pumped man per Adam shefer it's
a one-year deal worth up to $1 million
big money oneye deal for up to I always
so just for so so everyone knows break
it down the wording of some of these
contracts a lot of the time so the
reason this says up to $1 million
is either Maris brown or the Chiefs want
to make it sound like it's an $11
million deal up to means it's not an $
million deal up to means he's got to be
a pro bowler certain amount of catches
certain amount of yards it might just be
roster bonus he might just have to play
every game I'm not trying to hate I just
I don't like the way these contracts
have started to get like sensationalized
I hate it it's stupid it's every
contract I know any in any world it
doesn't matter to everybody has
incentives everybody has stuff
in their line of work that they might
have to meet so it's not I don't have a
problem with incentives but it ain't $1
million contract it's a it's it's a it's
a $6 million contract with potential
upside that's not there is likely to be
earned upside unlikely to burn be earned
upside all I'm saying is they finagle
these numbers to say what sometimes the
player or the team wants it to say so
that somebody can save face publicly
Hollywood is going to get 11 mil cuz
he's worth every penny and he's about to
go crazy this year all right we'll find
out I'm marking I am marking you to that
I will we will find out put a stamp on
it either way whatever the amount is
this is a big move for the Kansas City
Chiefs it's awesome man look at that
look at that pose I'm I'm pumped about
this one man a guy can absolutely fly
talk to my guys uh my my Oklahoma
Sooners um on what type of guy he is and
everybody just Raves about the the
person he is in the building saw him on
Twitch uh streaming uh the day he uh he
signed or the day he confirmed it um and
he was having a having a good old time
man I think it's going to be a great
addition to the locker room as well as
on the field man I'm pumped to get in
the building get to work baby one of the
best things was uh coach Reed's text uh
Hollywood ended up posted it on his uh
Instagram um coach Reed texting him
Hollywood think red today Casey red with
diamonds gosh I love it and uh of course
Hollywood Brown and Hollywood fashion uh
yes sir love the sound of that think
Hollywood Brown lights camera
action and there's one guy that knows a
little bit about Hollywood it's Andy
Reid baby LA's finest right there this
is impressive by big red I didn't know
first of all I didn't know people talk
to each like this but I think this
is this is impressive by the big man I
didn't know Andy was such a diamonds guy
he's a big diamonds guy and then oh yeah
oh yeah especially in the last five
years yeah did you know know Andy was
such an emoji guy of course I did I've
text him he he definitely uses the
Emojis yeah there should be an Andy Reed
Emoji we need to get that going Andy
Reed Emoji just got that little eyebrow
you got the one look where you you're
giving the look that you get a lot
giving that hey what are you doing son
why are you doing this what are you
doing son we got to get the uh the the
nuggies look o the nuggies eyebrows
up eyebrows down they could play that
for the remainder of time and I'll still
enjoy it every time he says nuggies man
yeah before we get out of the out of the
Chiefs I believe um we also resigned um
some guys we got my guy uh Taran Wharton
back in the building baby Turk there we
go also maybe Derek nauy I think we
might have gotten nauy back in the
building is she healthy again not yet
but he yeah he got banged up and got put
on IR right before we won the Super Bowl
for guy but and as of today
at 6: a.m. we uh we still got lerus need
baby still there still there LJ man just
just stay just right there just keep
cruising yeah still early in the
offseason baby just just stay right
there all right now let's keep this
thing moving to Little Eagles free
agency move since uh we still want to
talk about the [ __ ] Eagles even
though Jason doesn't play for him let's
talk about him listen I'm an eagle for
Life yeah Philly dogs as they call him
get some uh get some more help on
defense getting CJ Gardner Johnson back
at safety um is back back in Philly and
he uh just signed a three-year deal with
the Eagles I don't know how how do you
guys let him out of the building in the
first place you want to talk about a dog
maximum value of $33 million and in
Jason's contract understanding that $33
million will probably not be reached
well listen you can say that a police
officer is making 75 grand a year or you
can factor in all the double time he's
working on all the shifts that he could
potentially try and take and say that
he's making $200,000 all I'm saying is
let's just say that was actually wasn't
a bad well if you're factoring that if I
work double time every single day of the
year I'll be making I'm $500,000 Garner
Johnson spent last season with the Lions
uh taking them all the way to the NFC
Championship um there's been some uh
controversy around uh this among fans
because CJ took some shots at Eagles
fans back in 2022 including calling them
obnoxious but he since addressed it
quote I'm obnoxious I thought it was a
compliment to be honest with you all
jokes aside what is the definition of
obnoxious was just in my feelings when
you want to be somewhere so bad to the
point you can't control certain things
there was no meaning to it I'm back
family reunion to add some I guess uh
not Clarity but some insight into what
happened in 20122 which I think led to
what CJ is saying right here CJ wanted
to stay in Philadelphia I think and um
things didn't work out in the contract
negotiations the way he wanted them to
work out and I think he felt uh Ed by
that so he signed in in Detroit and I
think this this uh quote really has more
to do with that than I think it does how
he actually feels about Philadelphia and
he I was happy that he addressed it and
more important than that I'm happy that
he's back and that that is water under
the bridge at this point uh because he's
a phenomenal player not only is he a
phenomenal player but you know this
Travis when you play
defenses the best defenses have these
guys and it even if it's just all of
them out there you need to have this
mentality it's not good enough just to
be a good player on defense you have to
have this I mean dog is the only way to
put it like this like Killer Instinct
that you know it's it's it's like this
impulsive maniacal fly to the ball seab
ball get ball Relentless effort just
attacking type player right and that's
what CJ is that's what he was when he
was here that's what he was last year
when he was Detroit and I can tell you
right now um every in building is happy
to get this guy back because he's going
to bring that to the defensive side of
the ball which I think ultimately is
going to help the Philadelphia Eagles
defense this season that isn't the only
signing that's right it's officially hoe
season and the Eagles have been making
all sorts of moves uh let's run through
a few of them uh you guys got Josh sweat
back um he's staying put restructuring
his uh his conract despite interest from
other teams that would have uh likely um
included a pay increase so he just loves
being a being a [ __ ] Eagle man more I
don't know what's been going on like
Josh and Hassan Ric have been the topic
of a lot of trade speculation and uh you
know there's a lot of speculation that
either one or both wouldn't be on the
team it seems like with this restructure
that at least Josh will be here and uh
listen sweaty too D sweaty when he is
feeling good and fresh is one of the
best defensive Fs in the league he's got
great power great speed one of the best
get offs I've ever seen um a really
really good player uh that our tackles
hate blocking so certainly happy that
he's it looks like he's staying in
Philadelphia for sure all right well how
about uh Eagles signing former bucks
linebacker Devin white look at that
talking about a guy with a dog mentality
and flying around to the ball man that's
one thing Devon white can do and uh the
Eagles agree to a one-year 7.5 million
contract with former bucks pro bowler
Devon white who joins uh Josh Huff and
uh Zack b as uh the third new Eagles
linebacker Edition did I say that one
right well definitely Josh dude uh yeah
know obviously had a had a had a bunch
of games with Devon white between the
both of us man he's uh he's a downhill
kind of guy just flies around talks a
lot talks a lot of [ __ ] and
um no I'm serious I've never I've played
him a lot too I've never got into like
uh that portion with him oh yeah he has
some fun he has some fun playing the
game that's for damn sure this is a guy
that I actually don't think he's like
downhill I think he's more of like a
he's so fast he's one of these guys if
you put him in a position where he can
run sideline to sideline and just like
run to the ball he's going to excel
that's why he has so many tackles yeah
he's also great in the passing game
because of how athletic he is he's not
going to be mismatched too often is that
fair to say I mean you know more about
that than I do I don't know if that's
accurate I mean we've gone I think we've
gone back and forth and had had some
great battles he's gotten me on a lot of
them I've gotten him on a few so I I
think the key to this like he's a he's a
phenomenal player especially if you keep
the O lineman off of him if the D
lineman could eat up some of these
blocks or create penetration and let him
run uh this guy is a phenomenal player
and he's been that way since he's been
in the league well you guys got former
Steelers quarterback can it pick it he
just can't leave the state of
Pennsylvania the guy [ __ ] just loves
PA man grew up in the Philadelphia uh
area goes to Pittsburgh comes right back
to Philadelphia man this guy just loves
PA we kind of talked about this last
week with the Russell signing in
Pittsburgh we didn't know what was going
to happen with Kenny yeah and we said
that you know I said you this is the
quarterback is one piece that it feels
like Pittsburgh is missing right yeah so
I don't know why um it didn't work out
for Kenny in Pittsburgh but we've seen
this before sometimes it's the fit uh
the system whatever it is uh he gets to
have a fresh start now and come over to
Philadelphia
um and obviously he'll be behind Jaylen
Herz uh and he'll have an opportunity to
to learn and grow and uh play with some
really really good players I mean
obviously we talked about it last week
the skill set of the guys on the Eagles
roster um is is pretty star studed so
yeah not only does he get to come to
back to his hometown but he gets a fresh
start you know we've seen this with
other quarterbacks too Baker just signed
a $30 million a year deal down in Tampa
Bay and he's bounced around a few times
it's interesting to see how sometimes
One Stop is a guy's um doesn't work out
but all of a sudden he ends up someplace
else maybe a little Nikki Foles action
and a darn good uh has a darn good fit
so hopefully this is a good fit a better
fit for Kenny and um you know he can uh
really uh maximize his potential in
Philadelphia now Kenny and the Steelers
their relationship ended in a little bad
blood because Kenny is um saying he
preferred to move on all right there we
go wide receiver Devonte Parker Signs a
one-year deal with the Eagles that's
where Parker spent his first seven
seasons in Miami and the last two in New
England if this is the Devonte Parker I
know uh that uh I played against him at
um no it can't be this is the Devonte
Parker that was with the Patriots Yeah
I'm think I thought he was like the
Louisville guy played in college but I
don't think that's him yeah he was Louis
there you go got a good memory trip
thanks I don't know how that math adds
up but
yeah what do you mean he's he's he just
finished his ninth season you just
finished your 11th season oh seven
seasons than the past two in yeah that's
him so you guys just got a deep threat
and a guy that can go get the go get the
football man um but even more news Jake
the make Elliott signs a fouryear $24
million contract extension holy cow Jake
the makes I'm just finding out about
this $6 million average uh there we go
Jay yeah ties him with Justin Tucker for
the highest played kicker in NFL history
I didn't know kicker even made that much
money I'm not gonna lie we I mean he's
worth every penny especially if you look
at the kicks he made in clutch
situations last year the Bills game
after I false started twice in a
two-minute drill and he had to kick a 60
y to take it into overtime very clutch
and uh very appreciative Jake that's big
time no Jake has been uh an incredible
kicker with Philadelphia for a long time
so he deserves every penny of this he
really does
yeah and couldn't happen to a better
teammate better guy uh so happy for Jake
for sure way to go Bubba shout out to
Little B peep or what's it uh little
what did they uh chicken Bird Chicken
Little cheer there Chicken Little we
talked about Landon dickon becoming the
highest paid guard in NFL history last
week uh but he was just asked what he'd
buy with his uh first new contract and
um he replied I don't know I may go get
a new lawn
mower some been looking into fighting
yeah zero turn zero turn baby those Zero
Turns are pretty [ __ ] sweet Jason you
got a zero turn I do have a zero turn
you've been on a zero turn I have I
didn't know that was a zero turn there
are few things better than being on a
zero turn it is a it's a fun afternoon
for sure how fast you got that thing
going I don't know I I don't think mine
has like a mile per hour it definitely
doesn't have a mile per hour thing on it
so you got to water boy that thing and
get tune that thing up you got to get
one of them baseball oh sometimes the
cops Vicky Val so sometimes the cops on
our street will put like one of those
one of those uh hour things just to like
gauge
traffic you're you're caught in like a
whole different realm right
now and she showed me her boobies and I
liked them that's a that was a spoton
impation shout out to sidebo
55 uh shout out to water boy golly um I
mean does remind me of uh what's the uh
what's the guy that doesn't
really what is that coach give me a yo I
can't remember that coach's name
Landon's a big uh do-it-yourself guy
he's he's a Gearhead he's always working
on trucks um or vehicles of his nice
loves doing work around the house he
shows me little projects he's done
throughout his house that Brooke his
wife always puts him up to and he acts
like he doesn't really want to do it but
in my head I'm like dude you just built
a whole set of cabins I think you're
kind of into this all right
so this is uh this is beyond a talent at
this point no Landon's a manam well
first off let's take a let's take a
minute admire Landon's lawn here he's
got the diamond diamond cut going on
right here looks like a Major League
Baseball uh Outfield right here that's
pretty damn good man it's gorgeous some
good stuff right there shout out to
Landon man who knew he was the he was
such the handyman I did he's also got a
flamethrower he's pretty dope well now
cam has a flamethrower too it's better
than Landon's yeah dude Landon's into
all this stuff whenever I have a
question regarding any of it I ask
Landon and he usually doesn't help me
for whatever reason he acts like he
doesn't know what he's talking about
because I know he does but it's all
right hey Landon spread the spread the
freaking word
man help a guy out congrats uh Landon on
your new lawmar uh in more news around
the league uh let's move on to uh some
other news around the
league let's do it Aaron Donald
announces
retirement um this is just I mean this
ain't news this is like this is
Sensational news is today Aaron Donal
day forever listen I don't do the days
after 10 years in the league Rams
defensive tackle Aaron Donald has
officially decided to call it a career
and man what a career it was what a
legendary career man he announced his
decision on uh social media accounts
cheers to what's next extending a big
thank you to the Rams and all of your
fans for your support over these last 10
years much love this is the most iconic
defensive lineman really uh since my
time in the NFL Aaron Don made the Pro
Bowl in every year he was in the NFL all
10 years you know the only other player
to do that you no Barry Sanders damn
that's pretty good they're the only two
players in NFL history to make the Pro
Bowl in every single season they played
in the NFL ironically both retired at 10
years uh but I got to set this regular
sh because I see a lot of people on
social media uh as they list all of
Aaron's sacks against quarterbacks
people like never had a sack against the
Eagles like oh the Eagles had your
number we double teamed him and triple
teamed him every single game all right
he is the only defensive tackle we have
ever gone up against where the entire
game plan is situated on not having him
ruin the game the only one I don't care
if it was a down front I don't care if
there's a blitz happening over there we
are double teaming Aaron Donald that's
the way we played him there was not
another player that was treated in that
light not a defensive end not a
defensive tackle nobody not even Micah
Parsons we did try help out Micah a lot
too mik is very good but I'm telling you
right now this guy should have had
better numbers um I it's like it's crazy
to talk about there was so little times
he was blocked one-on-one I did see a
couple clips of Joe thuny in the Super
Bowl
uh Joe tuni he got it down he got it
done twice I mean just an absolute
Bulldog of Relentless Energy power speed
skill the guy had everything in my mind
he's the best defensive
player and I don't I don't know that
it's particularly close over the last
decade I really don't I got to get I got
to get this footage of us playing him in
Los Angeles uh back in like 2014 or 15
yeah and I'm outside the and he's like
let's say it's on the right the ball's
on the right hash he's playing nose
guard or he's playing he's playing
interior line either EI either either
over the guard or the center and I'm
outside the left hash like I'm I'm as
I'm like a good 10 yards away from the
guy got it on the snap of the ball he
comes in vlines to reroute me and
[ __ ] throws me basically off the
field yeah no I mean listen completely
[ __ ] ruins the
play I come off the field like looking
at everybody like did you guys just see
what [ __ ] happened to me I just got I
just got abused by somebody I had no
idea was coming and he's the biggest son
of a [ __ ] on the field man just just
the absolute House of a dude man I mean
it's not even that he's the biggest it's
like he's not that big bro what do you
mean the guy look at the he's chiseled
but he's I mean I don't think he was
over 300 lb maybe he was like this is
just a dude that was so so much more
explosive and powerful than anybody else
it was Unreal how good he was and I I
really that's why I say it like this is
not a shot at any other defensive player
that I played in the league because a
lot of them were quite a bit better than
me there's no question about it like I
don't even like people like talking [ __ ]
to the guy because I'm like y'all have
no [ __ ] clue how good this dude was
like I we he didn't have a second
against the Eagles because we were like
it was the entire game plan we didn't
care about another player on the field
and that's just the the God's honest
truth it was where's 99 at we're slided
to him one time this last game Landon
got stuck on him because I thought he
was out of the game he kind of snuck
into a position that I didn't know he
was still on the field he sneaky that's
how he got me he's sneaky and Landon
said so we're not going to 99 anymore
one
play guards would go into the games like
you could tell during the week they're
like okay
yeah he's over here we're running over
there he's over there we're we're
sliding over there shout out to ad no it
was unbelievable career brother unable
career unbelievable if you want to win
one more Super Bowl just uh we'll
probably have some availability
somewhere in December and as for the
debate um for like goat defensive tackle
yeah I don't like comparing cross like
um Generations I think it's too hard you
know John Randall like all of these guys
that played inside John Randall John
randle's like a very Infamous defensive
tackle play for the Vikings but there's
there's been a lot of great defensive
tackles Warren Sap um I know this he's
the goat from when I was in the league I
I firmly believe that yeah lastly Mikey
vel's going back to the bra oh H IO baby
back noreast Ohio is headed back to
Northeast Ohio and I'm sure wal jesuit's
finest that's right that's right per
Adam schfer and field Yates the
Cleveland Browns are hiring former
Titans head coach Mike Vel as a coaching
and Personnel consultant which I think
this makes sense because uh Jim Schwarz
who's the defensive quarter right now he
was just one of in that position in
Tennessee uh for a couple years before
he accepted the Cleveland Browns job
last year so now those two get to
reunite be reunited in Northeast Ohio
some plays coach frases is very familiar
with it's a great fit for smart dude
smart dude man he understands all facets
of the game to be teamed up with Schwarz
yeah that's uh that's going to be
dangerous especially with the the
players that defense already has you get
you give a guy like miles Garrett um a
great coach like that not saying that
Schwarz or anybody they already have at
the dline position or or in that
coaching staff is uh isn't good enough
but you get VES in there man he's uh
he's making everybody better man yeah I
I still think there's a situation where
vel's not going to add uh value to being
involved in the organization and how
much he'll be involved with players or
how much he'll just be involved on the
back end with Schwarz and the coaches
who knows
yeah like VES has been around everything
it's so weird like he he played in the
34 New England style defense for the
majority of his career then all of a
sudden he's gone to some of these four
down looks Tennessee's gone to a little
bit more of like a four down defense and
now he's with Jim and it's not only is
it a four down but it's not like you're
it's not what he did like I mean he's a
two Gap in big you know bow hitting the
oh yeah I'm coming yeah I'm changing the
line of scrimmage here yeah now this is
the Jim Schwarz jet technique get off
the ball with a phenomenal defensive
line so um you I think this is just
another thing that uh speaks to his
versatility as a coach and a defensive
uh consultant will uh will add a lot of
value there yeah I don't know I don't
know how he didn't get a head coaching
job I mean organization yeah it's weird
silly even that I don't know I think
it's I think it's hilarious um he's a
proven Leader's a proven um you know
proven coach that
by his players but still has that that
balance of being loved and also holding
players accountable he's a phenomenal
head coach and you know it's it's it's
odd not to see him as a head coach he'll
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Jordan
from Las Vegas just for some background
92ers this was taped before Jason made
his retirement announcement so uh Jason
lane Jordan take it away
boys thanks for joining me and uh from
Las Vegas Nevada the offensive tackle
out of Groveton High School East
Texas he was second Team all Big 12
coming out of Oklahoma the fourth
overall pick in the 2013 draft for the
Philadelphia Eagles
five-time pro bowler Super Bowl champion
Walter pton Man of the Year nominee and
your starting right tackle for the
Philadelphia Eagles Please welcome to
the show Mr Lane Johnson everyone hey I
love you Lane I love you and making his
second appearance from Down Under on the
new heights this season the Australian
rugby sensation star of the Eagles
Christmas albums and uh you're of course
you're starting left tackle for the
Philadelphia Eagles Please welcome back
Mr Jordan
Mada how's it going guys how's Vegas
treated you so far scii so good hey scii
so good it's been good we had an
interesting night last night we're
recovering right now with our IVs and um
getting ready for another you're
nominated for the Walter payon Man of
the Year largely for obviously your
openness and dealing with mental health
in uh that space as well as helping
families of veterans yeah what's it been
like how's uh the week been I know cam
Hayward ended up winning the award uh
but for those of you that don't know
only 32 people get nominated across the
entire NFL every season each team gets
one person Lane Johnson was the Eagles
nominee this year long overdue what uh
what was what's it been like no it was
cool um got to meet the pton family
talked to all the guys and then uh
yesterday so it's the day of the
ceremony everybody's wondering you know
who's who because usually you get time
to prepare a speech and so apparently
cam uh when he got called there was no
speech ready so he went up there so he
didn't know he didn't know so but that
they at least tell the guy who wins so
he's got something I thought too that's
what I heard and this year it was
complete surprise so shout out to cam
yeah being put on the spot being put on
the spot that was impressive and the
winner for those the winner gets
announced at NFL honors how's NFL honors
was it pretty good no it was cool me
Vegas it should be a pretty good know
they had a nice little VIP setup uh got
to meet the guys keeg Michael Key hosted
it yeah so yeah got to talk to him yeah
just got to see a lot of the guys
Legends walking around got to see Bruce
Smith last tonight so just you know
Julius Peppers Hey he's he's he might be
340 right now he's huge I have never
seen Julius Peppers outside of football
but on a football field he was the
largest human being in like all these
cat like crazy his head was enormous
it's crazy how he was able to play
basketball at North Carolina too yeah
like he had to be with what did he weigh
when he played basketball you think I he
look like 270 yeah 270 280 Bruce Smith
was giving me crap for taking my shirt
off in Buffalo he didn't like it he
didn't like it whoa why not yeah he's
like I didn't like that nobody takes a
shirt off said me [ __ ] Jim Kelly and
then Jordy when did you get in uh
Tuesday night Tuesday night yeah you're
obviously feeling a lot better than L
Lane and I have IVs in for those of you
that can't see or didn't notice uh we're
in Vegas and uh it's all about health
here so we decided to make sure that
we're nice and hydrated jordy's just
going pure adrenaline pure caffeine I
didn't drink enough so I just need a
little pickme up so
thank you accelerator there we go let's
start off with this Lane um can you tell
the world once and for all why you are
always false starting oh my God my coach
tells me
through he's son of the god I I just I
think all the 49ers fans out there are
chopping at the bit to ask this question
so coming into League all I saw was
articles of the false start me getting
away with it and I was like it's about
to be a long season yeah and then I
guess they Mook me for Jaan
Taylor shout out in the Super Bowl Jaan
Taylor yeah as you know if we're laid
off the ball the defensive in lik get
the tackle turned and then a lot of bad
things happen so for not you know 100
meter dash that first 10 20 isn't
looking good you're going to lose the
race so yeah that's how I see it when I
got here JP was the master at it I was
always slow and they never called him
but he you know he had a way of talking
one of the biggest mistakes that every
young player makes um is not getting off
on the snap account and that's your any
rookie like Stout of put Lane on the
spot that's what I'm learning he put in
you learned it from JP like you said
yeah the most important thing for any
player is getting off on the snap do you
think doing all these Reps for 10 years
with one person uh might you might have
an advantage of the defense jump I think
so yeah it's a ccle of the other thing
that drives me crazy especially with you
is when they do it in slow motion cuz
when you do it in slow motion it looks
like it's a worse looks even
but when you watch it in real time most
people can't tell difference need to
just put a laser on my foot and a laser
on your hand and I guess that' be the
best way to do it yeah if you wanted to
legitimately try and do that but but
yeah there's about five of them I got
away with Tampa Bay earlier so there's
and there's one and there was one in the
San FR game where I was actually late
you were on time on the snap count which
that probably would have been a full
everybody out there if you're off late
off the snap it doesn't matter what you
know um what you can do you're done you
got to keep the defensive event in of
you if you want to block them yeah once
he gets to your
Edge [ __ ]
yeah yeah short pocket
booze sell signs in your
house who's the hard who's the hardest
guy you guys have had to block who's the
best and what makes him the best V Micah
I say say Micah Micah took another step
this year he's been great but he was
better dud slippery uh I think just like
the best is Miles just because dude he
can move like like a Parson but he's 280
and when you see some of the how it's
been and his angles he can get to he's
like whoa he looks you know like a
something from you know another planet
would you would you rather play a player
with Incredible Speed and Agility or a
player with incredible power which one
is
the is the one you'd rather face I would
rather face power yeah yeah Power
because you know what they're going to
get and then eventually you know they do
they do wear down by the end of the game
so it's not as effective yeah most guys
well that's the other thing yeah you can
only do power so much so much and so
once speed it can happen every time yeah
most guys don't have power and speed to
like that extent like if you have
extreme power usually that's your that's
what you're doing miles got both I just
want say there's few guys miles miles oh
yeah few guys that can set the edge and
be pass rusher like I think Cam Jordan
was a was a great example all those
years just he 290
was doing all these things Dwight Frey
just got inducted into the Hall of Fame
congratulations Dwight yeah speaking of
Dwight my shoes were untied on the play
hey he tied them up tied he tied them up
with a spin
move I W down on the ground touched my
toes I just TI my
shoes that is that is funny that's funny
as hell all right let's get to your guys
paths to the NFL Jordan when you were on
last time yeah we talked about your Path
Lane you also had an interesting pass to
the NFL talk about your journey you
started with the Eagles in 2013 but
before that you didn't just start at
Oklahoma you started at Jo you were a
quarterback in high school you ended up
moving offensive line what your
sophomore or Junior Jun junior year uh
what was that like what was that
transition like yeah so the quarterback
um you know I got that offer from
Kilgore I got offer from Rice uh rice
wasn't a big football school so I wanted
to go to Kilgore to try to go to
division one then once I got to Oklahoma
um I was a tight end right away so that
was probably my toughest transition
because I went from QB and then I'm in
training camp with the team and I don't
know anything I'm just getting tossed
you know you have Gerald McCoy out there
Trent yeah Sam and so yeah uh first year
was tough when I red shirted and then
like my second year like I played some
tight end then I got moved to DN and
then during that Springs when I moved to
tackle going to my junior so but when I
moved I felt like it was I feel like it
was basketball to me so Howard mud one
of the first things you always said pass
blocking is just playing basketball and
so when I was growing up I saw I mean I
played primarily basketball and then I
got serious about football in high
school well primarily you were a redneck
right yeah exactly
hly what is it about
Joo I've never talked to you about this
what is it about Joo that makes guys
like I don't know if loyal is the right
word I feel like everybody that went to
Jo went on to a big university when I to
play in the NFL they speak more about
their time at Joo than even their time
at Unity probably you see like as
talented players as division one like a
lot of them are division one transfers
can't make the grades yeah so a lot of
talented athletes but I think the thing
is it's just a damn survival pretty much
there the coaches are all trying to be
somewhere else everybody else is trying
to be somewhere else and you're there
for a few short months and um yeah I
mean it's just chaos I mean what was the
Netflix steel that um last chance you
yeah it's literally like that it's a lot
like that know some are ran a lot better
you know coaches aren't acting like that
yeah for the C yeah exactly but very
competitive um but yeah just guys are
trying to you know obviously it's a
stopping point of where they're trying
to be so yeah stressful my first game
was against Jason Pierre Paul and leonte
David in Jo in Jo they play for Fort
Scott now you playing quarterback though
I was playing quarterback how' that go
yeah so we look at the have some good
tackles so we look at the depth shart it
says DN 66280 I said what the [ __ ] am I
about to walk
up and that's when he was doing all the
somersault so he did like 21 he probably
had about 21 pressure that game too but
yeah man it was fun lot lot of
tremendous athletes I feel like the
skill athletes receivers all transfer
well uh the line's a little bit you know
not as good but yeah skill skilled
athletes are you know pretty common well
you moved to offensive line Oklahoma
what did you how did you feel about I
know you said you felt natural at
playing the position but I feel like
there's a there's a mentality of the
offensive line how did you fit in with
the room how'd you feel uh you know well
I just remember after playing all the
skill position I I remember being in
practice and watching these [ __ ]
sit there with their I'm like these guys
here have the [ __ ] life and so the
lineman this is back when I was playing
tight end I'm like I'm running all these
routes and I'm looking all these guys
just blocking rest you know and then
fell for it yeah so initially when I
moved for it um you [ __ ] yeah I mean
I yeah I felt for it I uh yeah I didn't
mind the change I wasn't playing and
then I started to play and then yeah
just uh pass Pro was like pass blocking
to me and then um one of my buddies Gabe
he he was uh tied in when he got there
moved to Center yeah so went from like
you know 260 to 300 yeah so that was
really he went from 260 to he did he did
um yeah so I was probably like 280 so I
was already big and then yeah I started
pass setting so I wasn't even starting
going into my junior season the um darl
Williams he end up playing like eight or
nine years in League end up getting
sprain his ankle yeah and then so I
finished that game then my first start
was against Florida State that's a good
one had a rough first half do you know
remember who you playing yeah uh bjor
Warner was thej Warner was so I had a
rough first half and then after that uh
did well but I remember when I was
interviewing the Chiefs I was
interviewing with the Chiefs they were
turning on the more worst place and they
start like what's going what's what's
going on here I said looks like I'm
getting my [ __ ] ass
whopped they like that answer that was
at the combine that the combine so so
was this like a is this like a you
decision to go to the o line or like did
the coaches talk yeah it was me you know
I was going to be a rotational guy then
and so and you I could play yeah our
other starter tour is uh you know MCO
ACL and so there was nobody really there
and so just came natural and then um
moved the left my
I had Trent there I had Donald Stevenson
so I had some good players so yeah no I
never thought I'd be playing online
probably like you you know going going
to college as a linebacker yeah you know
it's one you know it's one of the last
positions you you ever think you're
going to play yeah when you got to
Philadelphia you're drafted the fourth
round what are your first impressions in
Philadelphia that's kind of a scary City
uh no I'm just talking about the fans
are intimidating yeah I don't know you
see a big uh like that all that energy
you're just like damn I want them on my
side then you know the more you play and
the more they see you your personality
and what you're about then you win them
over yeah but you know you got to put in
your your due time y um but yeah no
obviously I was I was happy about coming
here thought I was going to go to the
Dolphins um had a good workout with
Stout that was interesting what dolphins
with third pick third pick yeah so they
took Dion yep but I thought chip was
going to try to get Dion I think that's
what they were trying to do so you
thought they were going to trade
yeah but yeah I mean got in I had a lot
of great vets some interesting
characters and been there ever since
what what were your first speaking of
vets or I guess I wasn't a vet at that
time but what were your first
impressions of me first of all I saw
your hair I was like whoa I like the
hair had a good beard I know your first
impressions of Travis were I saw his
hair I was like he looks like [ __ ] pH
and de from the rug rat
you know what I'm talking about yes yes
CU I didn't know we kind of came in late
to the combine yeah I saw you I think
yeah uh so OTAs and we were doing some
drill and I saw you [ __ ] throw your
helmet like a discus yeah and I said hey
I like this
guy I like this guy's intensity for the
game yeah but like with every great
player there's always there's always
traits guys the reason why they're so
good is because they have an undeniable
passion for the game there's certain
there's a certain intensity about them
that you know they have to be this
certain player and there's no other way
yeah so but we had a lot of those guys
we did and so the culture was set you
know they had guys before them so I feel
like just the culture that I came into
was really good whereas a lot of rookies
don't get that you know Jordy you came
in in
2018 yep what were your first
impressions of Lane I didn't know what
to expect you know walking into an NFL
locker room but uh when I met Lane I
thought he was the funniest [ __ ]
in the world dud what you just bro you
just you doing what you just being
yourself bringing like we're going to
get to it we're going to turn I'm I'm
just going to start rattling off guys
and I'm going to start letting you just
first thing that comes to your head
there's nobody yes on the planet yes
that can freaking do lookalikes like
doppelgangers like accents yeah we're
figure out Impressions it's impressive
it's a very useless
knowledge see what I mean like this is
this is what I will
got me and Stitch it could to be
mathematics you know your angles I pick
my angle and I run I pick my angle and I
kick set you just talked about uh makes
a great trait for every offensive
lineman and um intensity and passion for
the game somebody that has tremendous
passion intensity that was also in the
room that really set the tone for the
room and still sets the tone for the
room is uh Jeff Stalin this an eagles
offensive line podcast and it wouldn't
be complete without talking talking
about uh Stout when did you first meet
need Stout
Lane I made him at
the I think I made him at the combine
and so you know he's doing the ankles
you know asking all these questions you
did the test did the test and then yeah
and then so when I really got to really
meet him was whenever he came to my
hometown we have one Cafe there you have
one Cafe yeah like what's it called two
cafes now the county seat Cafe County
Seat cuz it's by's the best thing on the
by the courth housee probably chicken I
mean they have everything but what's
your favorite thing I like chicken fried
steak they'll have green beans mashed
potatoes gravy just a regular Texas toes
regular Southern Dino anything to make
your blood pressure go higher than what
it just read on
that so yeah he came in he's like yeah
your Town's got [ __ ] dirty spoons bro
I don't
know and then my stepdad's over talk
[ __ ] to him it was like a real life my
cousin Vinnie yes and then as you know
he gets on the board and uh what's this
what's this eras it and I draw it up
that's not what I drew
up then then we go outside and do the
drills and all that was um you know all
that was fun but yeah so yeah Winchester
was with me then uh my buddy who's
alongside for the Chiefs he so he was
out of the league for like two years and
I was like Stout this guy this guy can
snap the ball pretty good yeah and so
dor boss gets hurt in the preseason and
then Winchester comes that's right I
forgot about that he goes to Kansas City
he's been there for a while that's
awesome yeah uh St like when I'm trying
to describe like a stout meeting it's
like um Robert uh no alucino Any Given
Sunday the locker room speech before
they run out every meeting is intense uh
you know and then pop quiz time he'll
ask questions cold questioning when
you're not listening he he likes to call
Landon a lot because Landon sometimes
he'll know it then sometimes he'll be
play he calls Landon a lot cuz Landon's
on his phone yeah and he can see Stout's
like that that teacher in the front of
the class yeah that like you think
you're getting away with it know but
he's got eyes in the back of his head he
can tell and he's just going to be uh
you know all right on uh this week we
got a dice right uh what are our kills
out of our dice right plays Landon and
land Papa set up and
uh uh we got you don't call him
Fred because he's not
awake he has a condition whatever you
did in that first meeting you nailed
because yeah no I had I was a good
athlete that's what they're looking for
Stout before the draft like even you
know we knew we were picking fourth but
you I I didn't I didn't know if you know
if you had any input or if you were
looking at guys in I watched your
combine the 40 gets the big number and
you ran unbelievable 40 you ran a 471
it's more about the more about all I I
think 40s are so and everybody knows
this is so overrated for offensive
lineman but watching your lateral
movement watching your feet Dr you are
the most
fluid and you know I I like fluid
athleticism and I think when you see a
big guy as big as you were be able to
move as fast and as smooth as you are
yeah that's a you know you got I mean it
ain't that hard right like that's a
those are good traits to have and um I
think that you had a great off you had a
great uh offensive tackle class there
was a Jal Fisher you was Armstead same
year as Armstead was there b was there
yeah so there was there was a lot of
great players but I remember in
particular Stout and I talking about you
and right after the combine and yeah I
didn't have any input we was just yeah
Lonnie was in on that too so he's just
he's all about guys that can persevere
go adversity it's like you
JP him any guys that has any sort of you
know different background to him I feel
like he likes but far as me like us you
can get a guy on the field and tell if
he can play like an otaa is in about 5
minutes 2 minutes I mean I feel like the
guys that are a little bit more uh if a
guy's going to be a beast it's pretty
evident quit jayen Carter first pass
rep boys even Landon Landon was hurt but
you could first of all he's in there
[ __ ] throwing around 45 yeah when he
was when he's hang cleaning 405 and like
jumping while he's doing it any any guy
that has back hair that you can
grab you can probably handang clean over
three as
[ __ ] Jordan what uh you did an
impression of stop when he was on Lane I
think it's only fair that you give it a
try let's see your impression game Lane
Stout
Stout I love Jeff
McLean I don't know Jeff I I don't know
that's a you know shout out to Jeff M
hey bro you got to put that clip on yeah
put side there's a there's an old uh
press conference with Stout uh
um Talk doing that exact quote we got to
find that one we'll see how accurate
that impression was which I think was
pretty Dar accurate I love Jeff McLean I
don't know Jeff I I don't what am I I
don't I don't know what happened I can
teach a six-man protection as good as
anybody I know how to teach a six-man
protection as good as anybody what's
your next story going to be Jeff and the
one after that what's your next story
going to be
Jeff after this one what's the next one
we've been with Stout for 10 years 11
years and damn yeah you've been with him
your entire career uh but there are some
new coaches what do you guys think about
uh the changes made this off season you
know the guys that are coming in have
you talked to any of the new guys yet I
hav't I haven't seen them I know Vic
fangio is like we knew VI like
stouted as the defense I feel like
they're going to be best friends they
were best friends when he was here for
they golfed and yeah like dude pons
it'll be good for both of those guys no
question uh I ran to Kellen you ran into
Kell yeah he ran into Kell what he tell
you facility I was just chatting with
him um just small talk like when didd
you get in how long you here for so
nothing ball related nothing ball
related well how how'd he come off I
mean as outgoing as he can be he did
speak to Stout though so then I went to
go see Stout and when I went up to see
Stout they were both in the in the the
room together okay in his office I think
they were getting chat and bull right
away so I just said hi and I got to I
want to chat like hey man it's too soon
too soon they're back at it they're
already back at it all right so it's
good signs the Great Signs all right
we're going to get straight to it we got
minimal time left Lane's got a full
docket this week this is probably the
fun portion of the show we got to ask
but you don't have to answer we have to
ask all of our guests these
questions um but again you don't have to
answer what is your welcome to the the
NFL
Moment Justin Houston yeah I remember
that game we won no we didn't we didn't
beat the Chiefs oh you're right we never
beat the Chiefs beat this year was the
first time yeah him I just uh I kept
hearing uh punch punch I went out there
and punched nothing who was telling you
to punch Trey Thomas big Trey throw them
hands do had about two or three Su I
think it was
three Michael Vick was out there just
getting his ass blasted I'm going man
I'm sor I'm sorry yeah but he was good
he he went on to have like 22 and a half
seconds yeah it turns out it was like
what it the third or fourth game of the
year it was early and everybody Lane's
all di on himself and then he went to
beat the [ __ ] out of every other tackle
in the NFL that year so
yeah Justin Houston for sure strong as
[ __ ] what did you guys think of the Dipa
dots freezer what's your favorite flavor
what's the uh the banana one that's my
favorite banana split yeah cookies and
cream uh and then what's the other one
chocolate chip cookie dough cookie dough
yeah me me and Landon House those we're
crushing the cookie dough I was
wondering why I couldn't get any what
else should we get in there what else
could the oine room
use a [ __ ] six a [ __ ] cooler full
of beer and get K we K
Bing I don't think Stout's going to go
for that one I feel like we need to
rearrange the o line room we all need to
have like normat Tech sit on the floor
we could be recovering you don't like
the massage chair that doesn't work it
don't I have I had zero
massages yeah
you kep putting a phone I agree we got
to change up the the fun of the room
make it like a Kindergarten class I make
little tables I don't give a damn but
it's got to change okay maybe you never
even sit in your chair I know we don't
need to be sitting like that I can
already I can I can barely fit on the
damn table right now man we don't need
to make it smaller we don't need to make
it small I can barely F on the damn
table and chair now who would each of
your dream performers be to get on the
Eagles Christmas album you can have
anybody anybody Marvin Gay Marvin Gay
yeah is he still alive no okay that's
going to be tough unfor Marvin Gay uh
[ __ ] that's alive going be tough he's
dead dude something who can compliment
us you can't you kind of just put like
what about somebody different like post
them alone what you do that be [ __ ]
great I like stuff like that I like
doing stuff that's way different yeah
would do something good if we're going
dead I mean I got you go Frank arre yeah
Lane did uh you try any Australian candy
that Jordan brought to the locker room I
didn't know there was candy I couldn't
get through the [ __ ] Boxes by to get
to to get some
candy they're still there the box is
still
there this [ __ ] bro no but I
like some aan candy what's so what's so
uh I got some no it's just different I
don't know different different sugars
different different cultures different
ingredients less think of Like Us candy
but just half the ingredients think of
us candy but like half as good okay [ __ ]
off no way there's no way bro American
candy might be the most overrated candy
in the world that might be a hot take
but I'll Stand it's overrated because
it's the greatest country in the world
so it's got high standards you know I
might agree with that nice two positive
but the positive but but the first one
the candy I can't give you that I'll
give you the greatest country in the
world I won't give you the candy all
right I'll take that one you guys can
have the candy if we're greatest country
in the world I'll take that Jord are you
familiar with the Australian cartoon
that has become an American station BL
you got it can you name all the
characters I canot what's the main
character it's got to be [ __ ] BL cuz
if it that is
it's yeah do you watch this have you
watched this with the kids Bluey gooey
no I feel like your kids were a little
bit older once this really started
getting big yeah we watch Blaze blippy
the what's the uh Patrol PAW Patrol yeah
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse back in the day
you were big Mickey Mouse Clubhouse yeah
feel like all the dads keep saying
M yeah I don't have kids yet have a nie
though we're out of that for right now
but it's going to happen again once
Bennett gets a little bit older do you
guys claim uh Tao watiti even though
he's New Zealander honestly they I don't
think they do they don't no yeah cuz
he's like it's the ones that the ones
that are b line like me yeah who are
actually kiwis but they say they're
Australian you're Fu have you got your
citizenship yet did we get that
done just man what are you doing man
pouring pouring gasoline on the fire
like that I'm asking damn
questions he's the one asking
questions the law would
ask no short and simple no cuz I need to
go home for that and going
home not anytime soon so all right cool
um I've answered this but the 92ers want
to know your takes what is it like being
on the bottom of the tush push
you guys usually aren't on the bottom
you're on the angle so on the top he's
never at the bottom have you seen the
film who he's out the back there he's
behind I do this the whole pile Lane's
just kind ofing the does the whole like
hey I'm going to get behind everybody
here and
just move he knows what he's doing son
of a gun just Shuffle I feel I feel bad
for sometimes most of the time it's
Landon and kills at the yeah for sure
you just have
one time the one time I was at the
bottom dude the one time I was at the
bottom the one time it happened I had
Landon and I had kills on top of me I
was like what the [ __ ] I was like God
damn it I can't breathe L go that
happens to me every time that's every
single play that's every single time has
little lobster eyes at the bottom all
you just see
little I asked Chris B this what are
your guys favorite what's your favorite
bar or let's open it like what's your
favorite bar or restaurant in
Philadelphia I know you're going to say
the star um Barkley Prime are you you
like Lone Star what or is it Outback
what's the spot there in Columbus OH
Longhorn Lorn I used to eat there a lot
when I live close by yeah and one time
we went and got the uh this dude we went
to this place and this steak so you get
steak I'm gon tell you right now get the
chicken fingers what the [ __ ] are you
this a kids meal chicken fingers [ __ ]
really
good why would you get this you
dick okay I'll have some too that was
great you guys have any great stories
that you like I got
one this is why I didn't date for it
didn't date anybody in high school so
same here eighth grade birthday party I
invite Late Bloomer Late Bloomer Late
Bloomer I invite 25 people 75 people
from the school show up 75 people from
your school showed up yeah this is
before I moved you popular very popular
yeah so we were doing things big so
that's like the whole school in East
Texas so we had jet skis we had boats we
had a double-decker uh boat house I
thought you grew up in a trailer there
were jet skis what the [ __ ] is going on
this is before at high school I was in a
house uh all you know from kindergarten
8th grade and then I went to high school
then I got trailer went to the trailer
house so you downgraded to the trailer
downgraded why what happened that made
you go to the trailer mom got remarried
we we were in the house we were at and
we moved to a new town and promised to
get a new house and you know and it was
and then we end up getting the house
later later but it was polyester
curtains in the Redwood dick Sammy kers
was up there drinking beer me so
anyways U my girlfriend at the time you
know never really kissed a girl before
don't know what's going on and so she
has her best friend how old are you I'm
12 probably 12 12 13 he's a full ass
grown ass man and so they're like her
friends like kissing and making out um
you know over there in the corner so
she's trying to match and then okay so
we end up kissing okay big for me how
was it it was awkward
it was awkward because you know you know
every misstep she's going to go to the
lock and tell everybody how terrible you
are yeah so she goes uh do you want to
go to the to your room I'm like that's
weird we parties out here you know we
want to go room she want to go to my
room so we make that long walk to my
room walk in my room next thing I know
before I turn around she's
like you know getting ready jumps on my
jumps on my lap and starts making out
kissing I panic I have a full-blown
panic attack I would too somebody
attacked me like that throw her off put
her on the bed go and grab NFL Blitz
Nintendo
64 and she goes what the hell is the
matter with you
leaves next week at school the whole
school knows what were they doing it was
awkward it's like it's like in the
Disney movie where they're all at the
locker just like like doing this I'm
like this son of a [ __ ] told everybody
and then luckily I went to new High
School the next the the following year
have to deal with that so I think we all
have similar stories every time you tell
that story every time I had it never
fails I'll tell I don't think I've told
my version of that it wasn't as funny as
that but I was at homecoming dance with
a girl that I liked uh freshman year
high school did you ask her to dance I
mustered up the courage to ask her to
dance but it was after all of her
friends told me that she was into me and
I was all that but so I was pretty
confident uh we're dancing having a good
time and she's like you want to go over
to the Dugout I'm like why don't we go
to The Dugout we're having fun dancing
right now I thought he like
baseball not even the baseball there's
not even a game going
on oh man do we were cool
man no you guys are the best man you
guys are the best um I got we got to do
a rapid fire what uh you got to do your
doppelganger like impress like who when
uh like who does Pat Mahomes look like
man I'm trying to think uh I can tell
you one people I do know like Stout
looks like Gino Orma yeah yeah it's a
good call I'm trying to think of some
other guys I know I'm putting you on the
spot here got it looks like the g c c
man when it takes
off oh my God can you imagine coming
into a locker room with this guy
that's so accurate Ferrari's like Mike
wasowski
from so is
Dom who El some more look likes Conor
kind of looks like the Kramer a little
bit dead on Kramer there was actually a
picture that somebody had made with
Connor as Kramer he kind of looks like
the boxer from like um was it Cinderella
Man that uh uh Russ russle Crow yeah I'd
had to I'd have to get some time but mhm
definitely got some good ones sorry guys
couldn't reveal all my T no it's good
it's good it's good it's good you nailed
it you got any good stories not as good
as those bro those those are Premier
stories so you just I was a boring kid
bro you just the first girl you hooked
up with went perfectly fine and you were
you just were smooth as [ __ ] it wasn't
smooth as [ __ ] it wasn't as awkward as
that
[ __ ] [ __ ] I mean Jesus
Christ
God the school dance is the first
awkward thing you got the you know
everybody's country song and they put
the rap songs in there and you get the
chaperon too close too close too close
all the guys are over there you going to
talk to her you going to talk no no I'm
I'm going to chill over here and then
nobody's really dancing then they put on
the song yeah to the left to the left to
the right that's like everybody's
initiation oh I can do this that back to
time that's the initiation of dance to
the to the average white
man yeah we we didn't uh listen to that
stuff so oh yeah what was your uh
like I didn't know I never went out I
was a good kid I could not even tell you
an Australian
song We definitely listen to American
songs we just uh I never went out you
ever listen to Keith Urban he's all
never went out when I was underage but
once I got to 18 that's when wait what
we went out yeah you never went out
where never went to potties like any
house potties you never went to a dance
until you were over 18 the dances that
we had yeah I didn't go to
formal you guys didn't you I know you
went to church and you sang at church
nobody danced at church can't danc at
church hey you ever you ever been to the
South you danc they can dance at some
Churches now dancing the
show thank you for joining us in this
episode about to wrap it up all right
got sorry guys hey thank you for joining
big shout out to Lane and uh Jordan for
for showing up uh we're going to go uh
continue our debauchery in Las Vegas
let's go baby it is the Rhythm of the
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peace you watch any new TV shows
recently I have you want to get into it
Jason you got to watch Love is Blind Man
it is the worst trash ever it's worse
than catching Kelsey but it is so
[ __ ] good honestly I just want you to
watch the one girl and to just hear her
not watching oh my God Jason please no
I'm not watching that trash I'm not
encouraging Netflix or any of these
other subscription channels to make any
more of this nonsense [ __ ] I'm
coming to Philly we're going to watch
together I'm
coming you think I'm clingy I'm clingy
really
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