Weird Horror Games
Summary
TLDRThe video script explores the world of horror games on the App Store, focusing on lesser-known titles such as 'Clown Brothers Neighbor Escape,' 'Scary Baby in Kids Scary House 2,' a ghost detector app, and 'Scary Anna.' The narrator humorously critiques these games, highlighting their shortcomings and unexpected elements, such as the clowns' bizarre behavior and the ghost app's emotional stories. Despite the games' intentions to scare, the narrator finds more amusement and absurdity than genuine horror, leading to a series of entertaining and sometimes poignant observations.
Takeaways
- 🃏 The horror genre in media is paradoxically popular despite its intent to evoke fear.
- 🎮 The App Store features numerous horror games, some of which are overlooked or less popular.
- 🤡 'Clown Brothers: Neighbor Escape' is a game about preventing clown brothers from continuing a criminal legacy.
- 👶 'Baby Kids in Scary House 2' involves managing a scary clown girl and her sister, with unexpected elements like tigers and possessed dolls.
- 🔍 A ghost detector app claims to find and communicate with ghosts, but its legitimacy is questionable.
- 🎮 'Scary Anna' is a virtual pet game where the pet's appearance and behavior can be influenced by the player's actions.
- 🤖 The narrator expresses skepticism about the horror elements in the games and apps, finding them more humorous or sad than frightening.
- 🏠 The clown brothers in the game live in a mansion, suggesting their criminal activities are lucrative.
- 🔥 The games often involve repetitive tasks and objectives, which can become boring for the player.
- 📱 The ghost detector app's stories and interactions can range from spooky to heartwarming, showing the diverse experiences users can have.
- 🎮 The overall experience of playing these horror games is more about frustration and confusion than actual fear.
Q & A
What is the main theme of the video?
-The main theme of the video is the exploration and review of lesser-known horror games available on the App Store, focusing on their gameplay, storylines, and the reviewer's personal experiences and opinions about them.
How does the reviewer describe the concept of horror games to Pilgrim ancestors?
-The reviewer humorously describes the concept of horror games to Pilgrim ancestors as putting oneself intentionally into a terrifying situation where life feels threatened, which would likely confuse and anger the ancestors.
What is the name of the first game the reviewer discusses, and what is its premise?
-The first game discussed is called 'Clown Brothers: Neighbor Escape - The Revenge Game'. The premise involves the player preventing the clown brothers from continuing the criminal activities of their deceased friend, a scary clown neighbor.
What is the reviewer's opinion on the portrayal of clowns in horror media?
-The reviewer believes that the portrayal of clowns in horror media often偏离s from reality, treating them as a different species or monsters rather than individuals in a profession, which is a distortion of the true nature of being a clown.
How does the reviewer describe the gameplay and objectives of 'Clown Brothers: Neighbor Escape - The Revenge Game'?
-The reviewer describes the gameplay as a series of objectives in a large mansion, with tasks like finding keys to unlock doors. They find the game frustrating and boring due to the repetitive nature of the objectives and the difficulty in navigating the mansion.
What is the name of the second game discussed, and what are its peculiar features?
-The second game discussed is 'Baby Kids in Scary House 2'. It features a mix of normal babysitting activities with bizarre and scary elements, such as the baby vanishing and reappearing around the house, and possessed tiger dolls.
How does the reviewer feel about the 'Ghost Detector, Radar Camera Spirit Box' app?
-The reviewer finds the 'Ghost Detector, Radar Camera Spirit Box' app disappointing, as it does not seem to provide a truly scary experience. They also question the authenticity of the ghost interactions and feel the app's stories are more sad than scary.
What is the reviewer's take on the game 'Scary Anna'?
-The reviewer concludes that 'Scary Anna' is not a scary game but rather an interactive pet simulation. Despite the initial scary appearance of Anna, the cat, the reviewer finds that taking care of her and engaging her in activities reduces her scariness and makes her more of a friend than a horror element.
What is the reviewer's overall impression of the horror games they played?
-The reviewer does not find the games they played to be truly scary. They experience frustration and boredom with 'Clown Brothers', confusion and disappointment with 'Baby Kids in Scary House 2', sadness with the 'Ghost Detector' app, and a surprising enjoyment of 'Scary Anna' that turned out to be more of a pet care game.
What advice does the reviewer give to improve the scariness of 'Scary Anna'?
-The reviewer suggests that the game could include more interesting and fun ways to interact with Anna, rather than just feeding her and putting her through various activities. They also mention that underlying medical conditions might be the reason for Anna's scary appearance.
What is the reviewer's final verdict on the horror genre and its appeal?
-The reviewer acknowledges the popularity of the horror genre but expresses personal dissatisfaction with the games they reviewed, suggesting that the genre's appeal might be more in the concept than in the execution of these particular games.
Outlines
🎮 Horror Games and Pilgrim Ancestors
The paragraph discusses the concept of horror games and how they put players in terrifying situations intentionally. It humorously contrasts this with what Pilgrim ancestors would think of such a concept. The speaker then delves into lesser-known horror games, such as 'Clown Brothers Neighbor Escape', which involves players preventing the clown brothers from continuing the work of their deceased criminal clown friend. The game supports 10 languages and has a 4.4 rating on the App Store despite having only 21 ratings. The speaker also comments on the absurdity of destroying a house in the game, considering the real-world housing crisis.
👻 Ghost Hunting Apps and Virtual Pets
This paragraph explores a variety of horror-themed apps and games, including a ghost detector app that claims to communicate with spirits, and a virtual pet game featuring 'Scary Anna'. The speaker downloads and experiments with the ghost detector app, asking questions and receiving responses from a supposed ghost. The app's effectiveness and authenticity are questioned, as the speaker encounters a ghost from Columbus, Ohio, despite living in Illinois. The paragraph also discusses the 'Scary Anna' game, where the player cares for a scary-looking pet named Anna, feeding her, cleaning her, and playing games to increase her happiness. The speaker concludes that Anna's scariness might be due to inherent traits rather than neglect.
🕵️♂️ Exploring Unusual Horror Game Mechanics
The speaker continues to discuss and play various horror games, including 'Baby Kids in Scary House 2' and 'Clown Brothers'. In 'Baby Kids', the game involves managing a scary clown girl and her sister, with odd occurrences like the baby turning into a tiger and the presence of possessed tiger dolls. 'Clown Brothers' is criticized for its repetitive objectives and confusing mansion setting. The speaker also shares a trick to avoid ads in games by turning off Wi-Fi and using airplane mode, but notes that some ads still manage to load mysteriously.
🤔 Reflecting on Horror Game Experiences
The speaker reflects on the experiences with the horror games played, noting that while none of them were particularly scary, they provided interesting interactions and scenarios. The 'Scary Baby in Kids H' game is discussed, where the speaker finds it more frustrating and bizarre than frightening, with the game focusing on possessed tiger dolls rather than the expected scary babies. The speaker also expresses disappointment in the game's repetitive nature and the lack of scariness in the clown girl's sister.
🎮 Final Thoughts on Horror Games and a New Friend
In the conclusion of the video script, the speaker wraps up their thoughts on the horror games they played, acknowledging that while they didn't find the games scary, they did enjoy the experience and felt like they made a new lifelong friend in the 'terrific sister'. The speaker also apologizes to 'Scary Anna' for any previous transgressions, noting that despite all efforts, Anna will always look a bit scary. The video ends with a call to action for viewers to subscribe and turn on notifications for future content.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Horror genre
💡Pilgrim ancestors
💡App Store
💡Clown Brothers Neighbor Escape
💡Paranormal Activity
💡Scary Baby in Kids Scary House 2
💡Ghost detector app
💡Scary Anna
💡Opera browser
💡User engagement
💡Virtual pet
Highlights
The exploration of horror genre in various media, including lesser-known horror games.
The humorous take on explaining horror genre to Pilgrim ancestors.
The popularity of horror games despite their terrifying nature.
Review of the game 'Clown Brothers: Neighbor Escape' and its plot.
The critique of the portrayal of clowns in horror media.
The unexpected high rating of 'Clown Brothers: Neighbor Escape' on the App Store.
The description and critique of 'Baby Kids in Scary House 2' game.
The confusion regarding the game's objective and the role of the clown baby.
The skepticism towards the effectiveness of 'Ghost Detector, Radar Camera Spirit Box'.
The interaction with the ghost detection app and the unexpected responses.
The review and critique of 'Scary Anna' as a virtual pet horror game.
The transformation of 'Scary Anna' from a scary pet to a well-cared-for virtual companion.
The discussion on the nature of clowns as a profession versus their depiction as monsters in games.
The frustration with the repetitive and unengaging gameplay of 'Clown Brothers: Neighbor Escape'.
The unexpected twist in 'Baby Kids in Scary House 2' where the tiger dolls become the focus.
The critique of the ghost detector app's ability to attract users with its claims versus the actual experience.
The emotional response to the ghost stories within the app, highlighting the human aspect of the paranormal.
The conclusion that 'Scary Anna' is scary not because of the game's design but due to the pet's inherent appearance.
Transcripts
horror has got to be one of the weirdest
genres for any Medium you're just going
to put yourself into a terrifying
situation where you feel like your life
is being threatened on purpose imagine
trying to explain that to one of your
Pilgrim ancestors they would be so
confused and honestly pissed off but
unfortunately most people don't live
their lives based on what they could or
couldn't explain to their Pilgrim
ancestors and thus horror is a very
popular genre if you just search scary
on the App Store you could literally
scroll for days through hundreds of
games that are all super popular but
what about the not so popular ones what
about the horror games that nobody is
playing the ones that are supposed to be
scary but aren't how would pilgrims feel
about those here's one of the first
games that I ever found in this Niche
it's called clown Brothers neighbor
escape and the little uh subtitle there
is time to Revenge game was developed by
the same people as billion surprise toys
let's together Revenge beat the new game
about clown neighbor brothers who want
to avenge their dead criminal clown
friend supports 10 languages okay
multilingual Kings I like it several
years ago you brought Justice to a scary
criminal clown neighbor and destroyed
his house I did wow good for me dude I
do not remember doing that but recently
you saw that the house was restored and
the clown Brothers settled in it you are
sure that they want to continue the work
of their colleague you must prevent this
so I guess I got their friend arrested
and destroyed his house that seems like
a little bit much like you know if he's
a criminal clown by all means call the
police but to destroy his house I don't
see any reason to do that we're facing a
housing crisis in this country there's
no need to make it worse I love that
they call the other clown their colag
what do they work at Microsoft together
very often you notice that these clowns
behave strangely yeah I think your first
clue to that would be the fact that they
dress like clowns they often say hello
strange watched you and laugh they're
just making fun of you they're bullying
you these clowns are up to no good I
know they're plotting something every
time they see me they point and laugh
and say hey you [ __ ] door I think I
have to blow up their house and then
here's some pictures from the game the
two clown Brothers do look very scary
couple things I'm noticing in this they
drive a very cool car they may have an
unorthodox fashion sense but I like
their car I love the fact that they're
proudly displaying an American flag in
front of their house they're like listen
we may have our differences we may be
two clowns from hell but I'll be damned
if this is isn't the greatest nation on
Earth okay so it looks like they're
making a bomb too so they're like clowns
and terrorists one interesting thing
about clown media whenever clowns are
portrayed as scary it's like the people
who made the media forgot what clowns
are like they think they were a
different species being a clown is just
a job it's not like something you
intrinsically are I feel like whoever
made this game thinks that clowns are
like a type of monster really all I'm
getting from the game is that the clowns
are often feet away from you and staring
directly at you seems like that's most
of what's going on here surprisingly
though even though this game only has 21
ratings it has a 4.4 on the App Store
based on the pictures I'm curious to see
how that's possible so I'm going to go
ahead and download this game okay next
game baby kids in Scary House 2 now when
I came across this game I was like oh
this looks funny but I shouldn't play
the sequel I should try to play the
original so I searched baby kids in
scary house and the first game that
comes up is baby kids in Scary House 2
and the original is nowhere to be found
now there is a very popular game called
the baby in yellow which I think this
game is a knockoff of and I'm almost
curious if this game is trying to
pretend to be the sequel to that game
actually if you look at the developers
page there is no scary baby kids in
house there's just two and three there's
baby girl in yellow house I guess we're
just starting on number two this chapter
2 contains two night stories during the
first night you'll have to manage a
horrific clown girl very professional
language in this one just like the last
one you will have to manage your scary
clown girl colleague she's not getting
her reports turned in on time you're
going to have to place her on
administrative leave until we get this
figured out exciting surprises are
waiting for you during the second night
you will have to manage two babies uh-oh
the clown girl and her terrific sister
what do they mean by that okay one girl
is scary but her sister is honestly
awesome we get along great and we are
both creeped out by her sister okay so I
think I know which one is the clown girl
and so by default this one on the on the
left must be the terrific sister a bat
are we going after these babies with a
bat look the clown girl may be scary but
that seems a little bit drastic okay it
looks like the baby is performing some
kind of Satanic ritual here the terrific
sister is floating down the stairs
that's fantastic being a new father I
feel like I could really get into this
game cuz my baby's not scary at all but
what if he was download this next one's
a little bit different ghost detector
radar camera Spirit Box and hunting tool
ask ghost question and they will answer
so this thing claims to be able to
detect ghosts in your home and then you
can talk to them find ghosts and
communicate with Spirits using this
app's groundbreaking ultra realistic
experience disclaimer since Paranormal
Activity can't scientifically be proven
we can't guarantee that the app
communicates with real spirits at the
end of the day we technically can't
guarantee that the ghost that we
deliberately programmed into the app are
really in your house but they probably
are it looks like people are having a
lot of fun with this game though lot of
the reviews are just really long stories
about how scary using this was is this
real question mark well I'm going to go
ahead and download it scary Anna your
unique scary virtual pet so I'm still
not exactly sure how this is supposed to
be a horror game you're taking care of
this pet whose name is Anna and she is a
little bit scary looking but a lot of it
just seems like she's having fun driving
a car around she's not a jet ski doesn't
seem that scary okay in this one she's
got creepy eyes she looks a little
possessed in this one and then in this
one she's is fighting a bunch of tiny
little cats little demon cats feed her a
variety of foods but be careful some
might be poisonous dare to discover what
happens how about you tell me which ones
are poisonous before I poison my [ __ ]
cat so you can grab drag and stick scary
Anna with your finger engage in playful
interactions and see how she responds to
your touch sounds like I might be the
scary one in this situation actually it
should be called scared Anna why is she
scary she's just a little bit weird
looking the poor thing there's no reason
to put her on blast in the game title I
don't know man this game is marketed
like a horror game but I just see an
animal who needs an owner you know she
just needs a little love I think it was
pretty [ __ ] up of them to call her
scary Anna if I'm being honest sure
she's a little ugly but you know some
animals are like ugly cute um she is not
she's just ugly but I don't think we
should have named her after her weird
looks I'm going to download this game
and I'm going to be there for her five
stars scary I don't like the way her
skin peeled off
okay I don't know if I'm going to like
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let's game all right first game the
clown Brothers all right right off the
bat we have a for atomic war I think
they just said they're preparing for
atomic war the clown start to dish out
the lore right away in the title screen
one they're preparing for atomic war two
they are good neighbors and three they
are going to kill you we'll find you and
kill you at the start of every level the
game gives you an objective we've all
seen these types of games before the
whole game is just a series of boring
objectives like find the key and unlock
the door but what's really special about
this game is it only gives you like 1
second to read the objective back in
town you find out that the friends of
the oh okay so I've spawned into this
neighborhood street I see my clown
neighbor walking around so that must be
the Clown's house now I got to give
these clowns props because not only is
their car cool as hell they also live in
a huge mansion right away dude they live
in a freaking Mansion oh my god there
must be a ton of money in making nuclear
bombs and killing your neighbors what do
these clowns do for a living turns out
they're like lawyers and doctors they
actually are like really making the
world a better place and speak of the
devil Here Comes one now
oh okay I thought he was going to kill
me he just came up and stood like this I
mean pretty scary thing for your
neighbor to do but for your Russian spy
terrorist clown neighbor All Things
Considered not that bad every time you
die in this game of course you get an
annoying ad but I recently learned a
cool little trick if you turn off Wi-Fi
and use airplane mode the ads can't load
which makes this game way less annoying
I'm still getting an ad but it's for
nothing and this worked for a while but
eventually I did somehow get an ad again
how did this ad load I have Wi-Fi and
airplane mode turned off how did I get
an ad are some ads just baked into the
game mysterious indeed what are these
clowns hiding and what does it have to
do with Chicago's best party tents okay
can I read this this time back in town
you find out that oh [ __ ] eventually I
figured out the first mission was to
find a Green Key and a gray key and
unlock a special room the problem being
this house is [ __ ] gigantic and no
offense to these clowns in their
interior decorating prowess but every
room looks exactly the same so I spent
like a half an hour walking from room to
room not sure where I was which rooms I
had already explored I might have been
walking back and forth between the same
two rooms for like 15 minutes to be
honest I got you young man I got to be
honest dude I'm not an evil clown but if
I caught my neighbor walking around in
my house even my reaction would be more
extreme than theirs I feel like they're
honestly letting me off the hook pretty
easy you know it would be easier to
avoid them if they could just stay in
one room of their house like normal
people I guess this is just what makes
them so [ __ ] up in the head they don't
just hang out in one room they're
constantly Milling about you know you're
not going to finish your bomb if you
never stay in one room for more than 3
seconds I decided to take a brief break
from the clowns to explore what I
assumed to be my own home and I was
pretty confused with what I found is
this my house it's a very open floor
concept I've got going on
here bear trap on the table I feel like
I've got my own demons to work on before
I go try to bring these clowns to
Justice I'm living in a gigantic room
made of sheet metal and I've got a bear
trap on my desk what I didn't know then
is those bear traps are actually one of
the only semi-interesting parts of this
game cuz it turns out you can actually
pick them up and trap the Clowns with
them oh he's
trapped I got oh oh waa what happen it
disappeared somehow this steel trap that
is meant to name 500 lb Bears does not
Kill the Clowns it's just a minor
inconvenience at most these clowns are
honestly super Zen nothing gets to these
guys how does that happen what did he do
to the bear trap it's worse than I
thought these clowns [ __ ] eat metal
oh and here he is I finally finished the
first level after what felt like an
etern let's go mission complete and I'm
back outside for some reason even though
I was just in the security room I had to
go out for a breather take a quick smoke
break and then it's back into the
Clown's house the next mission find a
book and in order to do that you have to
find a gray and green key oh my God all
right scary clown neighbors would I say
that it was
scary not really just frustrating and
boring next game scary baby in kids H
scary kids creepy baby house 2o for 99
cents in this game I can get rid of the
ads do I really want to do that this
game that I'm going to play for like 30
minutes max is that worth
9s I'm already doing it the beginning of
the game starts off pretty normal just
doing some normal babysitting activities
so here's the baby the the clown baby
hello I will be back home after I finish
my work so not only are we dealing with
a clown baby we're dealing with robo mom
too hello I hope you find my baby is not
too evil today I will be home by 8 sorry
you've never seen me in person I swear
I'm not a robot sweet little baby let me
pick you up holy cow you can really
fling this kid around why are they like
this too holding up little finger guns
nothing scarier than a clown baby going
hey hey how's it going I feed the baby
take her to change her diaper when she
starts farting like crazy but that's
when things start to get a little weird
okay here's the diaper oh good thing we
have one diaper laying on this table
that's going to be
that's uh what happened to the B did the
baby turn into a tiger where' you go oh
oh what the throughout the night the
baby continues to vanish from where I
placed her reappearing all throughout
the
house yeah it's kind of a creepy way to
laugh right without like moving your
mouth at all or showing any
expression
[Music]
uh so that's kind of weird this makes it
seem like the Tiger's actually the evil
one is it the tiger doing all this
actually cuz his eyes were glowing to
answer my own question yes to my
surprise this game that I thought was
about a scary clown baby turned out to
actually be about these possessed tiger
dolls of which there are many diaper ah
hey come back they keep moving the baby
they set things on fire the baby seems
to be just as upset about them as I do
and I guess they're kind of scary but
like this game was supposed to be about
the babies being evil did the developers
forget what their own game was about why
did they make the baby This creepy clown
baby if she's not even evil she just
happens to dress like that I guess it
just goes to show that you can't judge a
book by its cover no find a weapon nice
that they're giving me time to do this
giving me time to slowly saunter around
the house and find a
weapon hit
hit hit they really don't put up much of
a fight this is uh it's easier than I
thought actually I was kind of
disappointed they didn't put up a fight
they were kind of scary earlier but the
second I picked up the bat they just
accepted their fate and let me kill all
of them oh no dude what are you guys
doing to my baby what did you do to her
you sweetie did they make you evil what
do you get out of
this pick up baby and play games on
computer I don't know if that is like
the best course of action after what
just happened but okay and with that
pretty much gave up any hope of this
game scaring me just like every Mission
based game this game got pretty
repetitive and even the clown girl's
terrific sister showing up didn't add
much Pizzazz to the game in fact she was
actually kind of rude don't look at me
like that I've had a really rough night
sorry if it took me a few extra seconds
to feed you but I don't know if you
noticed the house is under demonic
control right now so cut me some slack
okay was it scary there were a few parts
that made me a little bit spooked I feel
like it might be as scary as it's going
to get in this game I'm going to give it
a thumbs sideways and and say eh now
it's time for the dreaded ghost detector
app now guys I'm no stranger to ghost
hunting all right I've done it before
I've tried talking to ghosts so far it
hasn't really worked I've been a little
bit scared by it but I've never done it
at my own house if I find a scary enough
ghost in here I might have to move now I
have no evidence right now that my house
is haunted far as I know nobody's ever
been murdered here nobody's ever died
with unfinished business here I'm I
actually made sure with the realtor when
I bought this house that everyone who's
ever died here had finished their
business you must affirm that you have
reviewed our privacy policy let me go
ahead and check that out actually the
Privacy policies like you acknowledge
that we have the right to place real
ghosts in your house and start upgrade
recommended it already wants me to
upgrade to Pro okay great ask more than
five questions per ghost access to all
ghost stories more ghost added regularly
well why the [ __ ] would I want that more
ghosts added to my house uh let's go
ahead and try without for now walk
around slowly to detect entities after
just a minute of panning my camera
around my first paranormal entity burst
onto the scene ghost signal acquired oh
okay we've got a ghost standing over
there and it's oh it's actually like
interacting with oh that's kind of
weird signal lost it's gone didn't like
that didn't like being tickled I guess I
have to be a little bit more polite to
the ghost when it comes around next time
let's see ah yo okay now I got to act
quickly okay so tickle tickle tickle and
now I'm going to ask it a question what
is your name are you male or female what
kind of entity are you are you good or
evil let's just go ahead and ask what
kind of entity are
you okay there's someting I guess you'd
call me a ghost okay yeah I figured that
cuz this is a ghost detector app why are
you just Frozen in place like this is
this some kind of pose you're doing are
you posing for a picture this is a video
it's a it's an app let's go ahead and
ask you another question question how
did you die I had a son who wasn't quite
right in the head he had a real bad
temper one day I said something to him
and he just snapped I should have seen
it coming Dam did he chop off your legs
cuz you don't have you don't have legs
is that what he did damn I wish I could
ask it like my own questions I feel like
I have much more interesting questions
that I could think of than these like
what is the ghost world like what is it
like to be dead you know did you have a
job I really think the ghost wants to
talk about her job yeah it worked at
nean Mar that's really probably not at
the top of her head right now why have
you come here that's a good question I
want to make things right with my son we
didn't always have the best relationship
I'm so sorry
oh okay
well I don't know what to tell you about
that I don't never met your son I don't
think I know your son he definitely
doesn't live here cuz it's just me and
my wife and my my son and I'm not your
son so that takes care of all the sons
here I think you might be haunting the
wrong house actually is there any can I
say that where did you live yeah where
did you live did you live here Columbus
Ohio what why are you here did I summon
you all the way from Columbus sorry I
thought what I thought for sure that you
were supposed to be a ghost haunting
this house why are you here I live in
Illinois by the way not Columbus Ohio so
you traveled two states to come here a
place where you never live to try to
reconnect with your son who definitely
does not live here oh and I can't okay
can't ask her any more questions cuz I
have to upgrade so the Pro Plan has
improved accuracy does that mean like
more accurate ghosts well I get ones
that actually are from around here all
in all pretty disappointing I'm starting
to think that wasn't even a real ghost
okay so there's also stories on here
aside from the ghost detector oh scary
user stories I can read scary things
that have happened to other people on
this app we are not going into my little
brother's friend's house again we
looking for looking a ghost it was evil
I just saw Bert named old good man he
was born on year 1810 but I think that
it is not much scary app it's just funny
I saw this old dead guy just pretty
funny honestly got murdered by his son
he's just here to reconnect with him
which just kind of funny just goofy
stuff but I am thinking about it that it
was real or fake if it is real so I'm
very sad about bir's death okay well at
least you know they're offering their
condolences to bir people don't talk
about how sad goes so are people just
make them seem scary but it is sad that
they die feel like we don't talk about
that enough is this for kids because I
am a kid okay I just wanted to see if my
great Granda is is a ghost I miss him so
much oh dude that's just kind of sad
that just makes me feel sad they just
wanted to see if their great grandpa was
still here and they probably opened up
the app and saw some ghosts like I
decided to walk around to see if I could
find ghosts in other corners of the room
and to my surprise it turned out there
was a ghost right where I was sitting
the whole time so there turns out
there's a ghost actually right where I'm
sitting strangely though this ghost
didn't appear on the mini map and I also
couldn't click on it to interact with it
okay I don't know what I don't know what
this is supposed to be hello CU it
hasn't said like entity detected or
anything does the app not know it's that
this thing is here this ghost is just
going
rogue Bert all right well was ghost
detector camera
scary no it was kind of just sad all
right it's the next day let's play scary
Anna scary Anna would like to access the
microphone uh-oh do I get to talk to
scary Anna allow okay wow
no
hello hello okay she's she talks back
that's cool okay she she talks back
that's cool so interesting there's no
menu screen or anything uh you just get
plopped right into the game face to face
with this cat and I will say you know
what she is scary actually she is a
scary pet I'll give her that so I have
to buy food at the store I'm moving put
my finger on the screen she following
around with her creepy bloodshot eyes
what happened to this cat I bought
little Anna some chips some chicken
wings and I fed him to her and look at
her she is she is looking better already
I am doing a great job and being a great
pet owner once me to buy more food at
the store oh oh what oh my God wait I'm
dragging her around yo what the
f what the
[ __ ] oh my God that's so violent
Anna I'm sorry I didn't know I was going
to do that that was really uncalled for
I'm not going to do that anymore okay in
fact let's go ahead and wash you off
maybe we can take a
bath maybe you'll look less scary when
you're
clean you do look a little less scary
look at you oh that filled up your
little toilet meter okay maybe now we
need to go to
sleep definitely not how I was expecting
you to sleep but okay and it becomes a
little bit less scary with each new task
that you complete for her proving my
theory that she just needed a loving
owner correct to increase Anna's
happiness there are three games you can
have her play there's mortal Anna in
which Anna battles an onslaught of scary
Juans in a Coliseum oh [ __ ] why is this
game actually kind of good this fighting
actually feels like a real video
game it like goes into slow-mo when you
kill a Juan and everything this for
whatever reason makes Anna ecstatic she
is a bloodthirsty monster and loves
killing her some Juan then there's hill
climber and Wave Race
W I definitely wouldn't say this game is
scary I'm actually having a great time
right now this is a beautiful scenic
drive I guess the only thing scary about
it is Anna herself but she's getting
less scary by the minute and if it was
that she was only scary because she was
malnourished sad and tired then really
it was my fault that she was even scary
in the first place I was just not taking
care of my cat and then I have the gal
to name her scary Anna so is this really
the only way to make your cat happy get
him on a jet ski your cat's going to
look just like scary Anna unless you uh
unless you do this with them constantly
you need to put them in a little ATV
going up hills and stuff you need to put
them in a jet ski they need to kill
Juans quite
frankly damn well that's definitely not
going to make her happy I took great
care of this cat I maxed out all of her
traits in fact at one point I even
overfed her and she got a a little bit
chubby oh wait I fed her too much
okay well I'll clean her off I didn't
know that you could overfeed her I'm
sorry Anna I was trying to make up for
my previous transgressions towards you I
did not mean to uh do that okay so
you're totally happy you're totally
clean you're totally well slept and
you've overeaten a little bit you still
do look quite scary so I think at this
point what I'm gathering is that you
might be a little far gone I think no
matter what I do for you actually you're
going to always look a little bit scary
I think it's probably a few underlying
medical conditions it's nobody's fault
per se maybe you were born like this you
were just born scary didn't the um
description of the game say something
like see how she reacts to your touch
like there would be some kind of
interesting you know fun ways to
interact with her uh it's
basically it's basically pain pain is
how she reacts to your touch it seems
all right well that's it for that game I
guess I did literally everything there
is to do in the game was it scary the
game was was not scary but Anna I'll
give it to her she's scary well even
though I wasn't really scared by any of
these horror games I do feel like I'm
walking away from them with a new
lifelong
friend the terrific sister oh did you
think I was talking about scary Anna no
she's gross I hope you enjoyed this
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