When THE AVENGERS defended earth from Thanos's GOONS
Summary
TLDRThe transcript describes an intense battle involving characters from the Avengers franchise, facing off against Thanos and his forces. The narrative is filled with action-packed sequences, featuring Hulk, Iron Man, Doctor Strange, and others, as they struggle to defend the Earth and its inhabitants from the powerful threat. The script is interspersed with humor and pop culture references, creating a dynamic and entertaining story that keeps the reader engaged.
Takeaways
- ๐ The script appears to be a humorous and exaggerated retelling of events from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, particularly focusing on the characters' interactions and battles.
- ๐ฅ The Incredible Hulk is depicted as having a difficult time, suffering a beatdown and experiencing PTSD, which leads to Bruce Banner taking a more active role in fighting against Thanos.
- ๐ค Iron Man is shown to be reluctant to engage in the fight against Thanos, partly due to his promises to Pepper Potts about living a peaceful life together.
- ๐ฅ The script highlights the internal conflicts within the Avengers team, with disagreements on how to approach the threat posed by Thanos and his forces.
- ๐ The narrative includes various locations, from space to Earth, showcasing the global scale of the conflict and the efforts of the Avengers and their allies.
- ๐ก The Avengers and their allies use their unique abilities and technology, such as Doctor Strange's magic and Iron Man's nanotechnology, in their battles against Thanos's forces.
- ๐ฅด The script humorously exaggerates the characters' personalities and actions, often using slang and colloquial language to add a comedic twist to the events.
- ๐คฏ The intensity of the battles is emphasized, with descriptions of physical feats and the high stakes of the conflict, including the potential loss of life and the fate of the universe.
- ๐ The script portrays the resilience and determination of the heroes, even in the face of overwhelming odds, as they continue to fight for their cause.
- ๐ญ The narrative style of the script is characterized by a blend of action, humor, and pop culture references, creating a unique and entertaining retelling of the Marvel storyline.
Q & A
What was the initial challenge that the Avengers faced in the script?
-The initial challenge was the unexpected arrival of Thanos and his minions on Earth, which forced the Avengers to quickly strategize and confront the threat.
How did Bruce Banner react to his encounter with the Hulk?
-Bruce had PTSD from the mid-beat down and started snitching, discussing the need to stop Thanos with the other Avengers.
What was Tony Stark's initial attitude towards the threat of Thanos?
-Tony Stark was initially dismissive and reluctant to engage with the threat, as he had just made promises to Pepper about living a peaceful life together.
What was the significance of the 'time Stone' in the script?
-The time Stone was a crucial element that Thanos sought to acquire, and Doctor Strange was tasked with protecting it from falling into Thanos's hands.
How did the Avengers attempt to strategize against Thanos and his forces?
-The Avengers tried to discuss and come up with a plan to defeat Thanos, but their deliberations were interrupted by the sudden arrival of Thanos's minions in New York.
What was the role of the 'Mind Stone' in the conflict?
-The Mind Stone, held by Vision, was another target for Thanos and his forces, making Vision a key player in the ensuing battle.
How did the characters' personal issues affect their ability to work together?
-Personal issues, such as Tony's promise to Pepper and Bruce's PTSD, complicated their ability to unite and effectively strategize against the common threat of Thanos.
What was the outcome of the battle involving Ebony Maw and Doctor Strange?
-Doctor Strange managed to subdue Ebony Maw with the help of Wong and the other Avengers, despite facing a challenging and near-fatal encounter.
What was the significance of the 'Decepticon Hammer' mentioned in the script?
-The 'Decepticon Hammer' held by Corvus Glaive was a powerful weapon that could transform and was used against Iron Man, showcasing the advanced technology of Thanos's forces.
How did Wanda and Vision's relationship impact their involvement in the conflict?
-Wanda and Vision's relationship was tested as Vision was targeted by Thanos's forces for the Mind Stone. Wanda's protective instinct towards Vision influenced her actions and decisions during the battle.
Outlines
๐ฅAvengers' Clash with the Uncredible Hulk
The Avengers face off against the Uncredible Hulk, who has been defeated and sent to Earth by Stos. Bruce, suffering from PTSD, starts snitching on the team, revealing their plans to stop Thanos. Iron Man is reluctant to engage in the fight, having promised Pepper a peaceful life. The team's deliberations are interrupted by the arrival of Thanos's goons, leading to a chaotic battle in New York. The Legion of Thanos is introduced, and the Avengers struggle against their powerful foes.
๐ฅIron Man's Showdown and Doctor Strange's Dilemma
Iron Man and Doctor Strange find themselves in a fierce battle against Squidward and Ebony M, members of the Legion of Thanos. Despite their best efforts, the Avengers struggle with their opponents' abilities. Doctor Strange attempts to use the Time Stone to revert to a previous state but is thwarted by Squidward. The fight escalates as Iron Man and Doctor Strange are captured and brought aboard a ship, leading to a desperate attempt to escape and regroup.
๐ช๏ธWanda and Vision's Perilous Escape
Wanda and Vision find themselves in a dire situation as they are ambushed by Corvis Glaive and Proxima Midnight. Despite their combined powers, they are overwhelmed by the attackers. Vision, already weakened, is further injured in the fight. Wanda, determined to protect Vision, uses her powers to cushion their fall and attempts to heal him. However, they are soon confronted by more enemies, and Wanda is left to face them alone, refusing to abandon Vision despite his suggestion that she leave him behind.
๐ก๏ธCaptain America and Falcon's Heroic Intervention
As the battle continues, Captain America and Falcon arrive to assist the Avengers. They manage to save Black Widow from a deadly attack by Corvis Glaive. The three heroes work together to fend off the attackers, showcasing their teamwork and combat skills. Despite the odds, they manage to hold their ground against the powerful enemies, demonstrating the strength of the Avengers when they unite.
Mindmap
Keywords
๐กAvengers
๐กThanos
๐กHulk
๐กIron Man
๐กDoctor Strange
๐กInfinity Stones
๐กEbony Maw
๐กSquidward
๐กVision
๐กProxima Midnight
๐กWanda Maximoff
Highlights
Stos had to make his pull up on the Avengers theatrical, leading to an intense encounter with the Incredible Hulk.
Bruce experiences PTSD after his beat down and has a vivid hallucination of Mufasa, leading to a significant emotional moment.
Iron Man is hesitant to join the fight against Thanos due to promises made to Pepper, showing a conflict between personal life and duty.
The appearance of Thanos's goons in New York marks the beginning of a major conflict, escalating the situation rapidly.
Doctor Strange and Wong display exceptional teamwork, akin to Naruto and Sasuke, against their adversaries.
Iron Man's advanced nanotech armor is revealed, showcasing technological innovation within the Avengers.
Ebony M's ruthless tactics in battle are highlighted when he throws a van at Wong and Doctor Strange.
Doctor Strange's use of the time Stone and his magical abilities are showcased in his confrontation with Ebony M.
The internal struggle between Bruce and Hulk is depicted, highlighting the complexity of their relationship.
Vision and Wanda's plight is detailed, emphasizing the emotional stakes of the conflict and their deep bond.
The fight between Wanda and Proxima Midnight showcases the brutal reality of the conflict and Wanda's determination.
Captain America's timely arrival and intervention in the battle demonstrates his leadership and heroism.
Falcon's surprise appearance and his assistance to Black Widow highlight the unity and coordination among the Avengers.
The strategic use of the Avengers' unique abilities, such as Black Widow's staff and Vision's Mind Stone, is exemplified in their combat.
The narrative's intense action sequences are punctuated by moments of levity, such as Squidward's jokes and antics.
The resilience and determination of the Avengers are underscored as they face overwhelming odds.
The dynamic between the Avengers and their enemies, particularly Ebony M and his crew, adds a layer of complexity to the conflict.
The narrative's blend of high-stakes action, character development, and humor creates a unique and engaging experience for the audience.
Transcripts
stos had to make his pull up on the
Avengers theatrical so he gave the
uncredible Hulk a beat down and sent him
down to earth he told Hulk hey let him
know I'm coming make sure to polish
those stones for me Bruce had PTSD mid
beat down he saw Mufasa reaching out his
hand thought it was over so bro got to
snitching they didn't even have to offer
him a Big Mac or
nothing Bruce got to talking about a
bunch of we and US need to stop Thanos
and Iron Man is not feeling it because
he just made promises to Pepper about
how they're going to live a long happy
life together from now on I don't know
Bruce I promis pepper some excitement in
our relationship Tony if that hoe wants
some excitement she could take her ass
to the movies this is life or death Tony
heard that this man Thanos is 6 7 400 lb
and they got him quaking in his boots
can't believe it and you sure he don't
hoop I think I'm going to be sick I need
a sandwich I'm hungry too oh really well
Tony you the leader right how about you
lead us to some [ย __ย ] and then we figure
out how to beat Thanos but all their
deliberating gets interrupted because
when Thanos told Hulk to warn them about
his pull-up bro met his pullup in 15
minutes cuz his goons already here they
SL on New York immediately ready to snag
Doctor Strange's chain we need that time
Stone what happened to Bro saying he
would do it himself after Age of Ultron
bro sent a duel to go take on The
Avengers he thought he had prime ninja
and myth on payroll hary hary we are the
Legion of Thanos deck rers we have quite
the cache even Meek Mill heard deck
riding and tried to join this is fake
that's fake fake yeah that's photosho
that's fake I'm my mom and that's fake
on my heart in my life my little brother
grave I could die right now that's fake
oh yeah you need a clarinet Squidward oh
this [ย __ย ] got jokes huh but ebony Maul
was there to see the uncredible Hulk
beat down in space so in the corner of
his eye he peeps Bruce and he's like I
know that ain't who I think it is go
after the short old one he straight food
I remember being in the theater hype as
hell to see Hulk his lick back but
little did I know the Riders went out
their way to try to cook up the lamest
version possible Hulk with performance
issues is not what I needed to see bro
Pap a [ย __ย ] Hulk Agra and lock in
Squidward posted up on the other side
hitting the TN laughing at bro Bruce is
embarrassing the entire Squad right now
Tony had to tell Banner to step aside so
he could clean up his mess and recover
The Avengers Street c showing off that
unreleased [ย __ย ] hasn't even hit the
market yet nanotech armor Squidward got
to hating dude's out here with nanotech
and he's hasn't found a hair growth
formula that works yet sending C
obsidian to get his hit blocked left and
get blasted by his lasers and the thing
is em ma was standing right behind K
obsidian but instead of catching him he
uses the force to throw bro into a car
Bruce is shocked keep in mind this is
his first day back on Earth since he
dipped in Age of Ultron he left had a
son who somehow has two hairlines came
back and instantly is seeing this crazy
[ย __ย ] yo Tony put me on to one of those
honestly bro if I had whipped this out
wouldn't even have wanted it for
so Squidward interrupts Iron Man's
gatekeeping with his Earth bending
picking up two trees and force pushing
them over but Wong has got it covered
Doctor Strange looks behind him and he
sees Hulk and Bruce putting up Patrick
Beverly numbers they average in five
high fives three butt slaps and 10 you
guys got this y'all are trash so Doctor
Strange Subs this man out almost
crushing him in the process while Bruce
is catching that Krillin treatment
Squidward goes and throws a van at Wong
and Doctor Strange so as Doctor Strange
trying to defend himself Iron Man's just
like if you don't get that [ย __ย ] out
of my face [ย __ย ] [ย __ย ] up the whole
spell pushing the car back as it gets
sliced in half we got a man of science
and a man of magic what' y'all expect
you think Frieza go get along with King
Kong Stone in that cheap ass you hating
this vintage [ย __ย ] I see the on if
strange had just dip with the time Stone
like Tony said a lot of this could have
been avoided all he had to do was go
somewhere where no one would find him
like a Madam web showing Iron Man
charges in avoiding Squidward's attacks
but as he's closing in Ebony ma hits the
Michael Jackson lean and Co obsidian
hits him so hard he sent his ass into
Central Park this ass whooping got Tony
Reminiscing on his ex like a R&B song he
needs to make it right with
[Music]
cap you okay s me back in big bro I can
help
trust we get [ย __ย ] sold because your
dumb ass act like you don't know what
the [ย __ย ] to [ย __ย ] do like damn you get
on this [ย __ย ] every day pull the same
[ย __ย ] it's so [ย __ย ] easy to play this
[ย __ย ] game toxic you makeing [ย __ย ]
[ย __ย ] hard Bruce's scanner to get back
into Avengers HQ not going to be working
next time he tries to use it call
obsidian bursts through the wall and
he's trying to boost his KD going after
the free eats but Iron Man is able to
push him out the way last minute while
all this fighting is going on Bruce and
Hulk are having their own version of
coup's counseling Bruce is trying to
slap this man into acting right using
those Chris Brown methods I see but Hulk
still ain't going for it while Thanos
was going around just bodying all types
of different worlds he must have came
across Cybertron because Cole obsidian's
Hammer is a Decepticon transforming into
a shield to block Iron Man's lasers
first Tony Now call obsidian dude saw
cap Shield def five physics too many
times and now they're starting to bite
off it
up Tony is spraying but he gets hit
getting laid out and as Co obsidian is
about to GG him he closes his eyes
accepting the Fate that this is where
the legend of 10 man is going to end but
he gets saved Tony didn't even see what
happened so he's looking like who the
[ย __ย ] is this [ย __ย ] bro damn you ugly as
[ย __ย ] hey Mr Stark [ย __ย ] don't you have
history we learning about Harriet tman
for the fifth time I already know how
she sat in the back of the
bus they over here conversating like
they're not in the middle of a fight so
Spider-Man gets held like an NBA Finals
trophy as Iron Man blasts him in the
armpit and is able to duck out the way
Spider-Man peeps Tony go in and he like
oh we
jumping I'm with that but none of Iron
Man's teachings worked because oh my God
step back onelegged what kind of shot is
that have you ever shot that shot do you
work on that shot wait getting spun
around and tossed away as Iron Man comes
in dodging a car being thrown at him but
that [ย __ย ] backfired because Spider-Man
catches it pulling it down squishing him
like a bug the cameraman then pans back
over to thanos's number one fan ebony
Maul has ever had the might n the
nobility
I would make jokes but that's messed up
he's clearly suffering from OCD
obsessive compulsive dick riding we see
him and he begins to levitate a bunch of
Russell Westbrook's jump shots
sharpening them and firing them over as
Doctor Strange opens up a portal him and
Wong really go together like PB and
jelly that Naruto and Sasuke chemistry
as long fires them back and he tries to
use a card to defend himself you know
this [ย __ย ] with Windows all on it getting
beamed in the forehead and now he tight
so he gives Wong every Super Smash Pro
biggest fear a shower blasting him away
Benedict Cumberbatch decides to get back
in his 12 years of slave bag pulling out
a whip and grabbing ebony M's torso
pulling him in but ends up getting
tackled into the wall Squidward got
Doctor Strange right where he wants him
and to keep him there he uses his Earth
bending to trap him in a bunch of bricks
he's licking his lips now there's no way
out of this one all that's left to do is
snatch that chain which he tries to do
but he gets his hand burnt Doctor
Strange used a spell on it called Magi
curell which I think roughly translates
to broke [ย __ย ] Can't Touch Thanos said
Co obsidian suck dick better than you
please just shut up the idea of not
being thanos's favorite eater got
Squidward so discombobulated he turns
into a high school bully grabbing this
man by the collar got him bouncing off
the concrete Doctor Strange gets back up
as quick as possible and he tries to use
the time Stone to revert back to right
before he got this giant welt on his
head from getting dropped but Squidward
stops this man right in his tracks saw
him throwing up the double P sign and
knew he was up to no good so he starts
to trap this man down again like a
40-year-old IG model versus a young
athlete pulling the metal all around his
body and then neck having him on the
brink of death as he collapses but you
know how it is the Riders stay doing
Squidward dirty here up squid it could
be worse yeah you could be bald and have
a big nose so on some Looney Tunes ass
[ย __ย ] as he's being carried away the cape
just slips right out strange may have
gotten away but his wind pipes are still
being restricted so the camera man pans
back over to Iron Man block on Co
obsidian peeps Doctor Strange zooming
through and tells L bro Peter to get on
that Peter's still trying to make the
Avengers Tri outs so he not going to
mess this up surely he starts chasing
after ebony ma who's chasing after
doctor strange and as he's narrowing in
it looks like he's just on the brink of
catching them yes sir that's my
son he's adoped ebony ma is moving like
Leonardo DiCaprio he heard that Peter is
under 25 and thought it was free eats
cuz Spider-Man hits hisle ass recovery
going back and getting faced with this
crazy obstacle course we all play
Spider-Man PS4 though this [ย __ย ] easier
than Mary Jane but what it does do it
does work to catch Doctor Strange Who
falls out and gets caught by Spider-Man
who gets caught by a UFO Doctor
Strange's body is being levitated up
onto the ship to get his brains eaten by
aliens but Peter is trying his best to
hold on and even tried hitting the
Captain America [ย __ย ] but you're just not
that guy Peter Squidward comes through
to metal bend the pole out the ground to
have Spider-Man and Doctor Strange go up
into the ship I know Ebony M celebrating
like he just won game seven than's for
sure going to let him polish both heads
after doing this Iron Man weaves out the
way tries to fight back but gets caught
and slammed onto the ground I thought
you were
bad you ain't bad you ain't nothing [ย __ย ]
got 10 man glitching that damn
Decepticon Hammer must be his weakness
and that's okay everybody's got him
Superman's as Kryptonite Shacks as free
throws and coiler Ray is music call
obsidian runs over to finish the job but
Wong blesses up sending him to an
average winner in Minnesota they was out
here trolling too because they could
have been closed the portal but instead
they just out here laughing at bro and
it's not until he goes to try to jump
back through that Wong decides to close
it cutting off this man's whole hand
while all of this was going on keep in
mind Spider-Man's halfway up to space by
now Tony managed to bless him with some
gear but he's telling will bro to come
back down forget about Squidward before
you [ย __ย ] up the suit it's expensive he
built that [ย __ย ] Brick by Brick and I'll
be damn if I let you tear it down just
cuz you don't like the way another [ย __ย ]
talk so Doctor Strange has the time
Stone and vision has the Mind Stone
which they also need so since Wanda and
vision actually have some damn sense
they camped out in like usbekistan or
some [ย __ย ] but they tried taking a stroll
down the street like these is not their
trenches getting snuck by corvis glaive
and tossed to the side getting stabbed
into a new fit is crazy hey Wanda you
know they got
right so she tried to get back as she's
loading up her attack she gets blasted
by proxim into a building and I can
already tell these two getting signed
into sneak Nation as we speak this was
10 out of 10 work right here not a
single ounce of fighting Fair insight
and not just that but they show off the
ancient fightback [ย __ย ] technique double
team pinning this man to the ground
robbing him of his jewelry this is
marvelous work they might just go
straight for the presidential position
at this point but Wanda peeps that
vision is straight barbecue chicken
right now so she blasts the two of them
away and decides to just scadaddle out
of here with vision but remember in
Civil War how she accidentally killed
all those innocent people while trying
to move that bomb her ass stay [ย __ย ]
up cuz God damn [ย __ย ] this ride bumpy as
hell got my man's Vision going through
it right now if I hear the Avengers
pulling up to save me and I see Wanda I
know I'm cooked I might make it out of
here but it's going to be without one of
my legs or arms Vision already got brain
damage now but she manages to land him
safe safely and reel him in towards her
the Ops got my boy Vision look like
Android 16 right now he going to start
talking about birds and [ย __ย ] soon Wanda
though manages to find a dark alley and
starts healing him up but corvis glaive
can hear the sound of an Android leaking
from a mile away so he pulls up grabbing
Vision as they take off wrestling into
two different buildings Wanda swore to
God that she was qara got to Camping
behind pillars but proximate midnight is
on that hitting the pillar as Wanda gets
in her big bag leaving three attacks and
pushing her out the way in the other 1 V
one corvis glaive got Vision pressed up
telling him about how he going to turn
him into a new laptop and how Wanda is
going to get turned into minc meat once
they're done with him Vision heard his
girl mention and his overall went up 10
points landing on top of the roof by the
way vision is yet to land an actual hit
it's like he forgot he has the power of
a whole infinity stone Wanda and Proxima
midnight are down below going hit for
hit until Wanda gets blasted away able
to soften her fall wand didn't even get
the chance to catch her breath because
the second she is Over proxim Midnight
is ready to go for the kill shot Vision
yells over to Wanda hey don't worry I'm
winning over here I'm coming to help
soon lying he's lying he throws bro
against the wall gut punch chin check
and tosses him to the side like a big
Shan album and I want yall to come look
at this vision's standing there like I
won't let him get away are you doing
firing off the mindstone which corvis is
able to block got it dispersing in Mad
different directions they almost clipped
their own teammates down there boxing
and vision continues to be so ass bro
getting his own attack redirected if I
was Steve later on in the movie there
would have been no deliberating on
whether we taking the stone out of his
head or not once I seen his stats oh
yeah we could get polka man to do this
poor Wanda is fighting but hair's Vision
up there getting worked so she hits this
clean ass limbo move tossing Proxima
midnight Into the Fire laying her ass
out so she flies up and I want y'all to
Feast your eyes on this this guy vision
is getting suned again I can't believe
this is really the Tin man that has
shorty in tears over having to kill him
to save the world her and Ebony ma
clearly were dicmatized this whole movie
she pulls up on the my precious dude all
grown up now blasting him through the
window knocking him out grabbing vision
and tries to dip out but they did not
get very far because this expensive ass
backpack that is vision is holding her
back as proximate midnight blast them
out the sky while they're barreling down
to certain Doom I'm thinking damn so
after they scoop this Stone off vision's