Intel's Battle Has Just Begun
Summary
TLDRThis tech news roundup humorously delves into various topics, starting with a satirical mention of a cloned Mark Zuckerberg. The discussion then moves to the tech world, highlighting mysterious Intel GPUs that may be part of Intel's Battlemage lineup. There's buzz about Florida's new law banning children under 14 from social media, along with a debate on freedom of speech implications. Furthermore, the script covers a lawsuit against Facebook for spying on competitors through a program named 'Project Ghostbusters'. The news wraps up with updates on Chrome's ARM-based Windows PC version, Tiny Corp's AMD and Nvidia AI server dilemmas, Coinbase's SEC lawsuit, Canva acquiring the Affinity design suite, and Amazon's battle against counterfeit products.
Takeaways
- π Two new Intel GPUs speculated to be part of the upcoming Battle Mage lineup have been discovered, offering mid to budget range specifications.
- π‘ Intel's Battle Mage GPUs, featuring 12 GB of VRAM, are expected to underperform compared to the existing Ark A770 and A750 models.
- π Intel's GPU development focus is shifting towards the next generation 'Celestial' project, with a significant portion of the team finalizing Battle Mage for a Q2 2024 launch.
- π« Florida has passed a law banning social media accounts for children under 14, with additional restrictions and parental consent required for ages 14 and 15.
- π The law aims to combat the addictive nature of social media rather than the content, amidst concerns over its impact on children's well-being.
- π Facebook (Meta) accused of spying on competitors like Snapchat, Amazon, and YouTube through a secret program called 'Project Ghostbusters'.
- π± Google launches a native version of Chrome for ARM-based Windows PCs, improving the experience for users of ARM-powered devices.
- π₯οΈ Tiny Corp releases both AMD and Nvidia versions of its Tiny Box AI server after encountering issues with AMD's cards, highlighting the cost-benefit of tinkering with AMD over Nvidia.
- βοΈ The SEC's lawsuit against Coinbase continues, questioning whether cryptocurrencies sold by Coinbase qualify as unregistered financial securities.
- π¨ Canva acquires Affinity design suite, promising to continue offering perpetual licenses, countering fears of a subscription model shift.
- π« Amazon's fight against counterfeit products reveals a significant increase in blocked seller accounts and identified counterfeit goods.
Q & A
What is the speculation about the two new mysterious Intel GPUs spotted on the Soft Benchmark database?
-The two new mysterious Intel GPUs are speculated to be part of Intel's upcoming Battle Mage lineup of gaming graphics cards. Enthusiasts believe they might be more in the mid or budget range due to their lower L2 cache and core counts compared to existing Alchemist GPUs.
What unique configuration do the alleged Battle Mages GPUs have that is not shared by any existing Intel gaming card?
-The alleged Battle Mages GPUs feature about 12 GB of VRAM, a configuration not shared by any existing Intel gaming card.
How did the leaked performance numbers of the Battle Mages GPUs compare to the Ark A770 and A750?
-The leaked performance numbers indicate that both of the Battle Mages GPUs performed significantly worse than both the Ark A770 and A750.
What is the next generation of Intel's GPU team working on after the Ark GPUs?
-After working on the Ark GPUs, most of Intel's GPU team has moved on to the next generation, code-named Celestial.
When is the new generation of Intel GPUs expected to launch?
-The new generation of Intel GPUs is expected to launch in Q2 2024.
What is the new law passed in Florida regarding children and social media?
-Florida has officially passed a law banning children under 14 from having social media accounts and requiring 14 and 15-year-olds to have parental consent before joining.
What is the main argument behind the law passed in Florida regarding social media and children?
-The main argument behind the law is that social media is harmful to children due to its addictive features, and there is a strong argument that it is detrimental to their well-being.
What was the secret program Facebook had between 2016 and 2019 to gain an advantage over its competition?
-Facebook had a secret program called Project Ghostbusters, which involved spying on network traffic from Snapchat, and later, Amazon and YouTube to study how users interacted with rival companies.
How did Facebook intercept and decrypt data from its VPN-like subsidiary Onavo?
-Facebook used Onavo to create a wiretapping tool for Android and iOS that could intercept and decrypt data from search subdomains.
What acquisition did Canva Inc make related to the design software space?
-Canva Inc acquired the Affinity design suite, which offers perpetual licenses to customers as opposed to an Adobe-like subscription model.
What is the concern among some users about the acquisition of Affinity by Canva?
-Some users are concerned that the software might switch to an Adobe-like subscription model following the acquisition by Canva.
What was revealed in Amazon's report detailing its fight against counterfeit products?
-Amazon's report revealed that the company blocked over 700,000 suspicious attempts to create seller accounts and identified over 7 million counterfeit products in a year, indicating a significant counterfeiting problem on the site.
Outlines
π₯οΈ Intel's New GPUs and Social Media Laws
This segment covers a range of tech news starting with the discovery of new Intel GPUs speculated to be part of the 'Battle Mage' gaming lineup, spotted by a user on Twitter. Despite having 12 GB of VRAM, these GPUs perform worse than existing models, sparking discussions around Intel's strategic releases. Additionally, the narrative shifts to a legal update where Florida has passed a law restricting social media access for individuals under 14 and imposing parental consent for ages 14 and 15. The law aims to tackle the addictive nature of social media, drawing parallels to the harmful effects it has on both children and adults. The segment humorously touches on social media's impact on society, including a fictitious scenario involving 'radicalized' parents.
π Tech Developments and Legal Battles
The second paragraph transitions to lighter tech news, starting with a product promotion for a NAS device with impressive specs, including a 12th gen Intel Core processor and 10 GB ethernet port. The narrative then shifts to Google's release of a native Chrome version for ARM-based Windows PCs, a move that anticipates new Microsoft Surface devices. Further, the script discusses Tiny Corp's decision to offer AI servers with both AMD and Nvidia options due to technical challenges with AMD cards. The legal landscape of the tech world is also touched upon with a mention of the SEC's lawsuit against Coinbase over cryptocurrency regulations. The paragraph concludes with Canva's acquisition of the Affinity design suite and Amazon's report on its fight against counterfeit products, highlighting the scale of the counterfeiting issue on its platform.
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘Intel GPUs
π‘Battle Mage
π‘Social Media Ban
π‘Age Verification
π‘Project Ghostbusters
π‘VPN
π‘Cryptocurrency
π‘Affinity Design Suite
π‘Counterfeit Products
π‘ARM-based Windows PCs
Highlights
Tech news described as gluten-free, organic, but not cruelty-free due to keeping a clone of Mark Zuckerberg for study.
Two new mysterious Intel GPUs spotted on the SiSoft Benchmark database, speculated to be part of the upcoming Battlemage lineup.
The GPUs have 8 megabytes of L2 cache and core counts of 20 and 24 Z cores, indicating mid or budget range.
Both leaked Battlemage GPUs feature about 12 GB of VRAM, a configuration not shared by any existing Intel gaming card.
Leaked GPUs performed significantly worse than the Ark A770 and A750, indicating Underdog syndrome.
Intel's Tom Peterson mentions most of the Ark GPU team moved on to the next generation, codenamed Celestial.
Florida passed a law banning children under 14 from having social media accounts, requiring parental consent for ages 14 and 15.
The law aims to focus on addictive features of social media platforms to protect children.
Documents reveal Facebook's 'Project Ghostbusters' spied on Snapchat, Amazon, and YouTube's network traffic.
Facebook used a VPN-like subsidiary, Onavo, to intercept and decrypt data, raising privacy concerns.
Google releases a native version of Chrome for ARM-based Windows PCs, enhancing performance for devices like the Surface Pro X.
Tiny Corp makes AI servers with both AMD and Nvidia versions, initially criticizing Nvidia's pricing and proprietary technology.
SEC's lawsuit against Coinbase for the unregistered sale of financial securities progresses, questioning if crypto is a financial security.
Canva acquires Affinity design suite, raising concerns about a potential shift to a subscription model.
Amazon's report on its fight against counterfeit products reveals a significant increase in identified counterfeit products from 2 million in 2020 to over 7 million.
Transcripts
our Tech news is gluten-free and organic
but it's far from crueltyfree we've been
keeping a clone of Mark Zuckerberg in a
cage under the studio for study we just
pad the wall so you can't hear him
trying to be relatable two new
mysterious Intel gpus have been spotted
on the soft Benchmark database and
enthusiasts are speculating they might
be a part of Intel's upcoming battl Mage
lineup of gaming graphics cards the
listing was spotted by Michael on
Twitter you know Michael who implied
that these chips may be more in the mid
or budget range given that their 8
megabytes of L2 cache and core counts of
20 and 24 Z cores respectively are
pretty low compared to Intel's existing
Alchemist gpus however both of the
alleged Battle Mages feature about 12 GB
of vram a configuration not shared by
any existing Intel gaming card but if
the leaked performance numbers are to be
believed what battle mage does share
with Alchemist is Underdog syndrome
because both of the leaked gpus
performed significantly worse than both
the ark a770 and a750 but they kind of
had to how else are they going to
generate headlines like new Intel driver
brings 120% performance boost in Octodad
back at CES 2024 Intel's Tom Peterson
said most of the Ark GPU team had
already moved on to the next Generation
code named Celestial with about 30% of
the team fine-tuning battle mage so it's
all ready to launch in Q2 2024 that's
this year unfortunately we have no idea
what he actually meant by that due to
the fact that Intel apparently made up
their own language in which some dates
translate to other dates that are 8
months later Florida has officially
passed a law Banning children under 14
from having social media accounts and
requiring 14 and 15year olds to have
parental consent before joining the ban
isn't guaranteed to go into effect
similar laws have been passed in Utah
and Arkansas requiring parental
permission for anyone under 18 to access
social media but these have been met
with significant legal challenges that's
not just because there's a lot of
corporate money riding on this issue but
also because requiring users to provide
official documents for age verification
in order to access Facebook is arguably
a pretty substantial burden on their
First Amendment right to freedom of
assembly and speech Florida legislators
hope to avoid some of these hurdles by
focusing on The Addictive features
endemic to social media platforms rather
than the content that they contain
children are vulnerable and there's a
strong argument that social media is
harmful to them I mean just look at what
it's doing to their parents gangs of
moms roaming the streets they've been
radicalized that's only partially a joke
the new law also contains language that
would require similar age verification
systems for accessing adult websites
something which numerous other states
have already done and which has been
criticized by entities like who else
PornHub for potentially pushing users to
sketchier and sketchier sites rather
than actually preventing children from
accessing pornography it's unclear
however if the same principle applies to
social media whether 12-year-olds who
can't participate in the latest Tik Tok
Trend will simply turn to obscure
underground social media Rings just to
get their fix yeah like Twitter speaking
of Snapchat according to recently
unsealed documents between 2016 and 2019
Facebook had a secret program called
project Ghostbusters where it spied on
network traffic from Snapchat and later
Amazon and YouTube the documents were
revealed as part of the discovery phase
in a California class action lawsuit
accusing meta of using deceptive
practices to collect user information
back in 2016 Facebook was apparently
looking to get an advantage over its
competition by studying how users
interacted with rival companies of
course those companies used encryption
which was very inconsiderate of them so
instead Facebook got its VPN like
subsidiary onavo to create a wiretapping
tool for Android and iOS that could be
used to intercept and decrypt data from
search
subdomains you know totally cool
stuff is this malware I need somebody to
tell me if this is malware to quote
Pedro canahuati Facebook's then head of
security engineering I can't think of a
good argument for why this is okay onavo
incidentally shut down in 2019 after it
was uncovered that they were secretly
paying teenagers to use the service in
order to spy on them
and meta thought that Rebrand worked
hey yes we spied on teenagers but we
paid them meta did not respond to
requests for comment as at press time
Mark Zuckerberg was busy emailing
employees in Google's AI division asking
them if they want to be his friends
instead we give him Wi-Fi access oh wait
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has officially released a native version
of Chrome for arm-based Windows PCS 2
months after an early version was
spotted in Chrome's experimental Canary
channel the release comes ahead of this
Summer's expected release of Microsoft
Surface devices powered by by qualcomm's
much anticipated Snapdragon X Elite
chips or so the rumors go now users of
arm-powered Windows devices like the
Surface Pro X can also experience the
speed of Google's browser and the
ensuing popups begging them to use Bing
tiny Corp has decided to make both AMD
and Nvidia versions of its Tiny Box AI
server the company initially wanted to
exclusively use amd's radon RX 7900 XTX
criticizing nvidia's price and the
closed Source nature of Cuda but after
running into multiple driver and
firmware issues using amd's cards tiny
Corp are now also selling Team Green
tiny boxes you can save 10 grand by
going with the AMD version though
provided you quote like to Tinker and
feel pain finally a win for masochists
the exact opposite of what masochists
want a they hate this but they love it
ah it's perfect a judge has ruled that
the SEC can proceed in its lawsuit
against cryp exchange coinbase for
allegedly trading in the unregistered
sale of financial securities though in
this case the allegedly is less about
whether or not the crypto that coinbase
sells is unregistered and more about
whether or not crypto is a type of
Financial Security and thus subject to
SEC regulation coinbase's Chief legal
officer Paul Gall has stated that the
company will continue to fight the SEC
in court and that they are confident in
their legal arguments arguments such as
these aren't secur
because the buyer doesn't gain any
rights like they do when they buy stocks
and cryptocurrencies are just
Collectibles like Beanie Babies I think
people used to call those Investments
too canva Inc has acquired the Affinity
design Suite which is a lot like Adobe
if Adobe wasn't an overpriced
subscription con job
okay it's true since its release
Affinity has offered Perpetual licenses
to customers under the crazy belief that
people should own what they pay for what
are you doing what are you talking about
but the buyou from canva has some users
afraid the software will switch to an
adobe like subscription model canva has
since pledged that Perpetual licenses
for Affinity will always be offered and
you can trust them because no company
not a single one has ever broken a
promise they've made in the past go
ahead name
100,000 and Amazon released a report
detailing its fight against counterfeit
products which had the perhap perhaps
unintended consequence of also revealing
just how bad the site's counterfeiting
problem really is according to Amazon
they blocked over 700,000 suspicious
attempts to create seller accounts and
identified over 7 million counterfeit
products last year up from 2 million in
2020 as part of these efforts Amazon has
partnered with Brands and law
enforcement both foreign and domestic
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Friday for more Tech news now come quick
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Escape
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