I Tried Europe's WORST Football Hospitality Ticket

today I'm visiting Europe's worst

football Hospitality right Hospitality

we've done in every which way possible

thought it's time to finish this chapter

and come full circle we've done the best

and worst of the UK and now the best of

Europe the word being best is used very

Loosely there because admittedly it was

anyway it's about time we found Europe's

lowest Hospitality offering and we found

one in the fifth tier of a European

country and that is Germany yes the

fifth tier from my extensive research I

couldn't find a lower ranked team in a

football pyramid to offer Hospitality to

be more specific it's about 30 minutes

from Stuart as a drive a club called SV

rout lingan 1905 SV literally no idea

what to expect never heard of the club

we'll never have any interest in the

club after today but unless we fall in

love these stickers were €65 each so for

a fif tier game this is crazy expensive

however especially just going to jump in

there mid voice over German Football is

you know supposedly cheap ticket wise so

for €65 in the fifth tier I'm expecting

huge things however if you consider the

price of a real Madrid Hospitality

ticket being €300 a ticket and US loving

on league and I'm confident this could

be potentially amazing also there is

absolutely zero information about what

the hospitality offering has online so

we're going into this completely blind

welcome to away days welcome to Heath R

it's 5:00 a.m. let's get the stutgart

I'm

tired morning

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morning I keep walking it look nice

oh he's

gone think we might be going the most

underwelming destination on there in

terms of like distance like you got

Montego Bay Charlotte Dallas Minneapolis

New York Dubai Tokyo hope to be going

back there hey

stuck it's a ball whipped in to

Bellingham come on that's

good

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Christ what's

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this B stuck up then we would have been

here a bit earlier all of them let us

out of our row before instead of walking

past do you not know the airplane eut

you let people out row Ro knobs after

YouTube scene screwed then be getting

done for tax verion Christ we are in

Star we have no idea how we're getting

to the place it's like an hour and a

half on a train but no but it's half an

hour on a taxi we don't know if the

taxis will take

us there you know will'll take me there

this latte what's German coffee

like every other Cofe every time we come

to Germany we always get a different

pastry because we think the bakeries

here are amazing what that is um you've

got an

Oppenheimer

caga we're too comfortable of each other

at

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this is nicer we swap the good

news we can get a taxi

the bad news is it's 88 for 30

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of kind of effect I leave on people well

I've paid that I bet it can accepted

very quickly this Uber in even worse

news there's no Ubers so we're going to

have to get a taxi 12 to get to a fif

tier German game is it worth it can't

get a taxi we have to go and speak to a

human being this is going to be so

uncomfortable or can you take us

somewhere completely out the way no I

want to be here that's how the

conversation is going to go but with a

German man in there as well hi sorry um

how much to SSV root

lingan 80 yeah 80 smells like smoke the

r yes so yeah okay okay I don't know

coming

this the new Beatles one good sir yeah

yeah Tom skin has taking over the world

isn't he

B yeah yes have a great day thank you

welcome welcome to SSV rud lingan he did

look at the exact address say 80 and

then when we're on the way he proceeded

to go I'll be a bit more we're in

Germany it's on us for not being able to

speak his language but the language of

fleecing us what's your best mate doing

her I mentioned the interview David

Beckham I went on a date the other week

the girl was like oh did you did you

interview David Beck we should talk

about it more I didn't see her again her

choice yeah if you're watching this if

you're watching this you've missed an

absolute catch lady this stadium is

absolutely massive this is a fifth tier

team in Germany on the verge of going

down to the sixth tier we'll talk about

that more in a bit does this correlate

to in England the fifth deer of England

you can about that without me having to

explain that surely this fifth tier will

be worse than our fif tier I imagine

yeah so like is this going to be

equivalent to our eth tier probably AP

tier yeah all right I get what you mean

sorry for being

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pissy so edgy man so edgy we will rock

on I've got him back how they done that

got him

back Rusty what you call Rusty his in

internal organs

were Ben it's not there he us to do this

done it once but there is an Open Door

do we just walk let's walk through with

confidence walk with

confidence oh they so footballs hello do

you sell footballs good example that of

us not being confident men isn't it ask

we could borrow a Bard went what to use

on the pitch yeah no pretty weird like

just we're in the middle of nowhere

aren't we really well some of the places

this channel has taken us is really

weird like who we would never I wouldn't

have known of root Ling's existence

until i' Googled tried to find someone

in the 50 of a country also there going

to be a few comments going Ellis

technically there's probably a team in

the moven second division is that not a

worst standard of football yes but in a

pyramid it's not because they're in the

second tier of mdova these are the fifth

tier of Germany all right this is what I

mean it's the worst ranked and by worst

once again we're not necess it's going

to be the worst they're just the worst

ranked in a pyramid to offer Hospitality

all right right okay Christ no one's

even moaned yet but they will why is

this man got like the things to Aid

walking but he's not using them I don't

get it it's like he go skiing but

walk so say here you say who are ssro

lingan 1905 SV well they a Phoenix Club

formed in 2011 the original Club were

founded in 1905 throughout the 50s and

60s it spent most of the time in the

Bundesliga 2 they near actually got

promoted to the Bundesliga in 1965

missing out to two small clubs Bayern

Munich and much and gladbach you know

you might have heard of them if you

haven't then what are you doing here

however since then things have gone to

sh they most recently in the second

division in 2003 I believe but since

then things have gone terribly they

currently in the fifth tier of Germany

which is crazy cuz they're in the size

of that stadium and also the fact they

still offer Hospitality because they're

clearly a big side got links to strook

guard but they're also on the brink of

going down to the sixth tier of Germany

so this is a really odd day Lally no

idea what to expect like I said there's

no information on the website about what

the hospitality offers or what the fans

offer or what the even is we're in the

middle of nowhere in Germany and I can't

wait once again we literally there's no

information about the hospitality and we

can only go in an hour before kickoff

hospitality is 90 minutes to 2 hours but

the usual ticket price here is like 10

to 15 so we are paying a lot extra we

are also going to do the world's best

and world's worst by the way I've read

the comments people love these videos

what are you predicting we fought with

Selby Selby was what 20 quid each and it

was amazing yeah Selby blew it out the

water Selby was the UK's version you see

over there on screen I don't think this

will get close to it feel like we're

going to have to eat before we go in

here you know I don't know I feel like

if there was food that specified this

food it's going to be a padded seat re

that's 65 I'm cynical at the best of

time you want to know you will see me

fuming it's a lovely day though the

weather's lovely already the best

Hospitality in the world they're letting

us borrow a football this is

amazing thanks Ben let's go and score

goals we just to go top left

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yeah oh bottom left I said I said bottom

left

yeah Ben speaking of hospitality they've

just came up and given us both a scarf

each C wind that not many English people

come here so obviously have heard way

yes to be clear they have no idea of a

way days they were just they were just

that friendly they're like it's really

crazy two English people are here um

here's a scarf that's amazing like if

you got someone from Germany turn up to

50 game in England no one would say

anything you know what I mean like this

is how nice the people have been so far

so far money well spent and we said

what's the VIP like he said it should be

good so still yet to get any information

started with should be good and then not

bad and then we'll see so it drastically

went went downhill as a concept but

we'll see tell you what Ben this van is

a very promising

sign what are you doing start going like

like a little fish here we go hello

thank you so much it's very nice in here

isn't it we get this at

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Selby VI I think there's a lift I think

we can take some stairs

instead we just go sit where we want

here we go

the

menu we are definitely getting food

should should we tuck straight in not

sure what that sauce is but I think I'll

avoid it you know just for argument sake

lovely little spread this this is just

the initial bit as well Co it's good

stuff FR ofly really is not in a hurry

no not sure what I think of the meat on

the bit of melon I have some of of

everything yes everything was

thank you I'll

try thank you so much and then there is

beer but I'm not drinking at the moment

cuz of some medication I'm on look at

this Ben this is a good little spread I

tell you what it's exactly what I'd hope

for in the spread genuinely it's like a

big

dump I love that this is

amazing cheers to

um worst Hospitality but different use

that term loosely than Gibs I tell you

what it's a very good meal that this is

maybe best meal I've had at the football

team news is in there's the captain is

called shiff Tom Patrick and that's the

only information I need the go is called

pu enrio Alejandro that doesn't feel

very fif tier to me sorry how many Subs

do they want they've got a whole number

11 on the sub bench who would to be on

Shi Tom Patrick Yeah fair enough I'm

going Ricardo georgo how time get

dessert I believe that is a chocolate

Mose and vanilla sauce a raspberry

crumble a lemon slice and a marble cake

German in the comments section let me

know your German has really come on has

it it's impressive yeah I use Google

Lens off

camera Ben if we were too cold they give

blankets out for the VIP that's

phenomenal let's go to our

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seat

this is cool what a setup this is by the

way very very good the opportunities

we're allowed to do just on a random

Saturday should never be missed or

forgotten it's been unbel not a padded

seat you know I want to I want to eat

that dumpling again and again and again

important to have a good warm

up yeah here come the Warriors a team of

men a team of gods upon this Earth a

team ready to get fre points a team that

look like this is a huge relegation

battle a team ready for business there

actually Ultras we've got a little

Ultras group down there that is amazing

and adorable but also they're not going

to like being called adorable

fears stand up for your boys that's an a

away fan I don't know why I'm shocked by

that I just that is weird to me as an

away away fan I support my

boys what a view that

is what a view that

is size of that Striker is unbelievable

he is unbelievably big if we don't get

hatrick from him I give up I'm so

excited to watch him play Ben we do have

a track record here we need to make sure

this 90 minutes doesn't become about him

because knowing us it could oh hang on a

minute where's his

movement there he is oh find him my most

controversial football opinion is and

I'm I'm going to have this in the video

is Ultras underwhelming in a stadium

because you just Zone that noise I've

just zoned out by this point of this

game you just forget it's even happening

what I love about English football

culture is we make a lot of noise around

a goal but it's more noticeable where

like this noise is constant and if I

have a constant noise in my house like a

fire alarm go up it just irritates me

going up in your house con um I I do a

lot of burning I'm an

arsonist

oh go on give it him give it

him oh

no here we go we build from the back

find

him where you going mate where are you

go right we need someone's farted

someone's

farted oh

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that clip will forever be ruined by me

saying someone's fight Ben SP the whole

attack going and look at two and he's

called it he has called

it this pitch

um little bit bobbly is what I'll say

there's a kid kicking the seat I

don't I don't really like

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that

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um I'm not sure what that is but I will

give it a go oh Big

Slab oh no then cakes look phenomenal

but I think that's a a full-time

conversation and I feel too rude I feel

like I'd be rude if I asked is this for

after the match it's for now but the

play are still on the pet okay make so

one minute thank you not sure what this

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is still not sure what that is I want

the cake really badly you fear for every

bit of cake up there you really do don't

you you really really do and rightfully

so it's going to get nailed oh no

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right come on look at that look at the

state of it I don't think you're

supposed to get all three bits of cake

and we were getting some dirty looks for

it but you know what go put the

handcuffs on a re

me that's the most Joy I felt all year

Ben have you enjoyed your hospitality

Experience Unlimited drink soft and

alcoholic yeah that's the thing as well

like obviously I'm not drinking because

of the Glamorous answer is on medication

for my skin which means you can't drink

alcohol which means I'm not able to

enjoy that part of the hospitality but

it's still for me even without that is

really good value it's been free unlimed

like 330 mil of drink that's good

although they taste like ass got you a

hot chocolate so cheers to hospitality

let's go for the second half Che bring

on root

lingan what are you doing do you

sometimes forget these videos go out

publicly right that's emotional what's

even more emotional is me and Ben for

the second up it's the 57th

minute how was that we've lost every bit

of credibility we ever

had what's

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up I mean it's unlimited refills I'm

just more it look like a it's a so on

Brit now boys spilling the hot

chocolates I'm really angry it's four

and two it's four and two you've got

to oh

no it's got to be

surely oh my

word oh my

word it's hard to see how they're

struggling really isn't

it yeah

what's happened down

there he's

fine get in you say get him in extenders

how old are you you play acting get him

in extenders then no one in the age of

45 would make that comment would they

said yeah people watch East Enders who

under 45 I'd say the demographic for

East Enders is under 45 Street though is

over

50 three on two again oh please this

time you've got the number

10 oh once again why do they have 50

Subs what's that all about he's string

back in now with this keeper here it's

the 83rd minute now which is mental

saber from about the 60th minute he has

played basically as a deep line

playmaker it is ridiculous how far out

and he's nearly been cut out three times

here we go it comes the

playmaker here he comes

again what is going

on I'll tell you what though

oh ref there's no need for that in the

modern game go on

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then oh Ben some up this second half

um this point not surprised yep I would

say rip roaring it is the 88th minute

they need to bring if they don't win

this game then it is looking like

curtains for them in the fifth TI which

would be an absolute disaster I mean

even being in the fifth tier in itself

is a

disaster they need to cling on basically

um good job for them they've got the two

biggest jinxes in World football

currently watching them wanting them to

cling on so I give it about 10 seconds

before they concede they just missed a

chance so bad that it's made Ben Gibbs

start slapping a chair that's the only

time I've ever seen that man be

aggressive you've broken Ben

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Gibs

yes

oh people are cing for snacks Ben Gibbs

did someone order a post match snack

then the postgame food is the same as

the pregame food and I've never been

happier this might be the happiest I've

ever been they've got more dumplings

don't don't you worry about they've got

more dumplings don't you wor they got

dumplings they got dumplings upon

dumplings but know I

know you need to just own up for your

but just can I can I can I just after

afterwards can I put that there oh I

didn't know till afterwards that there

was

sa

that class let's eat this then head to

the airport then that was a really good

spread it was what was your favorite

what was your favorite oh The Dumpling

what it wasn't was the German people

help me was that a dumpling can you make

me one can you set set up a peer box so

we send me monthly ones of them we're

back at St airport we is a very flying

visit this should we bring the people

with us for the journey home we don't

really do that so let's get back to the

airport we don't talk at all though we

normally

just so what are we gonna say why are

you walking within 10 me of me that's

true he's actually a really big diva we

have to get a train then a bus then a

train then we get to our hotel about

8 then we're up at about 600 to get the

train flight home then we got a 3-hour

drive

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home

hey what about them dumplings you said

this

drink try

it

oh you're not just taking a sip are you

Jes you don't drink half the drink for a

taste that's very nice is it you not

like that

no like

more I can't see a

thing Yay good night right that was good

I really enjoyed that anyone that saw

the Madrid video last week wasn't as

positive but I love this level of

football I love the hospitality there I

had an amazing time at the football and

that's all you can ask for an experience

I think €65 ended up being a bargain let

me know what your thoughts were on the

experience in the comment section down

below I've been Lis and I'll see you st

soon for more away days and more shirt

shopping ciao ciao bye