CHAOS ERUPTED IN THIS INSANE AAU GAME... (Las Vegas Game 1)
Summary
TLDRThe transcript captures a dynamic and energetic conversation among a group of basketball players preparing for a tournament in Las Vegas. The dialogue is filled with banter, trash talk, and discussions about their game strategies, highlighting the competitive spirit and camaraderie among the team. They touch upon various topics, including their anticipation for playing with certain teammates, their commitment to the game, and the importance of feeding the ball to the right players. The players also express their excitement for the upcoming games and share their goals for the tournament, such as securing rebounds, avoiding fouls, and ensuring a strong defensive play. The summary is a testament to the passion and dedication of the athletes as they gear up for the challenges ahead.
Takeaways
- 🎉 The group is heading to Vegas and discussing various topics, indicating a casual and lively atmosphere.
- 🏀 There's a mention of basketball, with talks about players like Rob Dillingham and his potential in the NBA.
- 🤣 The conversation includes humorous and somewhat inappropriate banter, suggesting a close-knit group with a candid communication style.
- 🍭 The group discusses their snack selection for the trip, showing a focus on enjoying the journey.
- 🎧 A mention of headphones and music indicates a shared interest in entertainment during the trip.
- 🚫 There's a clear refusal to engage in certain behaviors, like passing the ball too much in basketball or engaging in fights.
- 📈 Talk of a 'flu game' suggests a determination to play well despite potential illness or injury.
- 🤝 Welcomes and introductions are made for new members joining the team, highlighting a sense of camaraderie and inclusion.
- 📱 References to social media, like IG stories, show the group's engagement with online platforms and their audience.
- 🏆 There's a strong emphasis on the upcoming games and the desire to perform well, indicating a competitive spirit.
- 🤔 The script contains moments of introspection and strategy discussion, revealing a thoughtful approach to the game.
Q & A
What is the main topic of discussion among the group?
-The main topic of discussion is their upcoming basketball games, their performance, and the players they are excited to play with.
Who is Rob Dillingham in the context of the conversation?
-Rob Dillingham is mentioned as someone who is claimed to be the greatest basketball player of all time by one of the speakers, although this claim is disputed by others in the conversation.
What is the significance of the name 'Aces' in the script?
-The name 'Aces' appears to be associated with a basketball team that the speakers are discussing. There is a mention of 'Aces KO' and a plan to get the 'Aces' back, indicating a competitive context.
Why does the speaker express frustration with the team's play style?
-The speaker is frustrated because the team is playing ISO basketball, which is a style focused on individual play rather than teamwork. The speaker urges the team to pass the ball more and utilize the strengths of their bigger players.
What is the significance of the number '40,000 likes' mentioned in the script?
-The number '40,000 likes' seems to be a goal set by the speakers for a certain video, possibly related to their basketball games or team. They mention that if the video gets 40,000 likes, they will release game two.
What does the speaker mean when they say 'we might have found a sleeper'?
-A 'sleeper' in basketball terminology refers to a player who is unexpectedly good or who has not been recognized for their skills. The speaker is suggesting that they have discovered a player who is performing better than anticipated.
What is the general atmosphere or mood of the group as portrayed in the script?
-The general atmosphere is energetic, competitive, and somewhat humorous. There is a lot of banter and trash-talking, as well as serious discussion about their basketball strategies and expectations.
Why does one of the players express that he is not going to lie about his performance?
-The player is being candid about his intentions to play aggressively and score points without worrying about passing the ball to his teammates, indicating a high level of confidence and a desire to shine individually.
What is the speaker's view on the importance of defense in basketball?
-The speaker emphasizes the importance of defense, urging the team to 'play D' and to be ready on the perimeter when the ball is passed out from the big players. This suggests a strategic approach to the game.
What does the speaker mean when they say 'get it sexy on me'?
-The phrase 'get it sexy on me' is likely a colloquial or motivational phrase used by the speaker to encourage the team to perform well and with style, although the exact meaning is not clear from the context.
Why is there a discussion about someone being kicked off a team?
-The discussion about a player being kicked off the team seems to be related to some off-court incidents or behavior that led to the player's removal from the team. It serves as a reminder of the consequences of unprofessional conduct.
Outlines
😀 Introductions and Conversations
The first paragraph introduces the setting of the video, with the speaker and his friends on their way to Vegas. They discuss various topics, including basketball, personal preferences, and their plans for the trip. The speaker also talks about his love for King Glory Rob Dillingham and his aspirations to be the greatest basketball player of all time.
😄 Team Dynamics and Tryouts
In this paragraph, the team discusses their new member Malcolm and the dynamics within the group. They also talk about their recent tryouts, the performance of different players, and their expectations for the upcoming games. The speaker expresses his excitement to play with certain teammates and shares his thoughts on the team's potential.
🤔 Planning for the Games
The speaker talks about arranging a coach bus for the team and their need to win games. He also discusses a conflict with another player who was kicked off the team and shares his plans to play well despite being in foul trouble. The paragraph highlights the team's preparation and mindset as they approach their games.
😎 Player Introductions and Expectations
This paragraph features introductions of several players on the team, including their names, schools, and class years. Each player shares their excitement to play with certain teammates and their expectations for the tournament. The speaker also asks the players about their play styles and what they bring to the team.
🏀 Game Strategies and Advice
The speaker provides advice to the players on their game strategies, emphasizing the importance of teamwork and playing as a unit. He encourages them to focus on defense, make the extra pass, and take charges. The paragraph also includes some playful banter and camaraderie among the team members.
📈 Team Performance and Adjustments
In this paragraph, the speaker evaluates the team's performance in the first half of the game, noting their need to be more selfish and look for their big men more often. He also discusses potential lineup changes and adjustments for the second half to match the energy of their opponents and improve their chances of winning.
🏆 Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts
The final paragraph features closing remarks from the speaker and his teammates. They reflect on their performance in the game, acknowledge areas for improvement, and express their excitement for the rest of the tournament. The speaker also teases a potential halftime speech and encourages his team to turn things around.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Vegas
💡Basketball Player
💡Tattoo
💡Snack Selection
💡Coach
💡Team Dynamics
💡Tournament
💡Foul Trouble
💡Social Media
💡Sportsmanship
💡Flu Game
Highlights
The speaker expresses the opinion that August 4th should be a holiday.
A discussion about a person named Rob Dillingham, with claims about his basketball skills and ambitions.
Mention of a snack selection for a trip, including Fiji water, mango Arizona, and Voodoo chips.
A commitment to not get into any altercations or ejections during an upcoming basketball series.
A debate about passing the ball during basketball games, with a preference expressed for not passing.
The introduction of a new team member, Malcolm, and a discussion about his addition to the team.
A humorous moment where a player's leg tattoo is discovered and commented on.
A player named RJ discusses his excitement to play with a teammate named Pharoh.
A player named Cam Cooper shares his excitement to play with Coach Wilder and discusses his playing style.
A player named Andre Porter expresses his commitment to playing hard, including taking charges.
The speaker discusses a player named Nelson who is not present and the impact of his absence.
A motivational speech is given to the team about playing as Aces K and maintaining that mentality throughout the series.
A moment of levity where the speaker jokingly tells people to "suck my dick" in a competitive, playful manner.
The speaker reflects on the team's performance, acknowledging it was not their best but emphasizing the importance of winning.
A commitment is made to improve in the next game, with a focus on getting to the paint and avoiding just jacking up threes.
The speaker rallies the team, emphasizing the need to turn it up and play as Aces K in all subsequent games.
Transcripts
but I ain't GNA hold
you August 4th should be a holiday
too's
that so romelo is sitting here guys as
we're on the way to Vegas he brought up
that tahai pedoph he said he said he
lick his bottom of his feet never said
and then he also said that he loves his
King Glory Rob Dillingham and that he's
the great he's going to be the greatest
basketball player of all time and that
you said you lick the palm of his hands
I never said none of this
I said there's no way anybody's ever
considering that robam is not about to
be a great NBA is that crazy you're
gler I'm not going to lie like that's
not what you said you said you will put
you would let him stick his tongue down
your throat that's what you just and
then you say you're going to [ __ ] them
to give them more Juice N
that's
adding they're adding all no we're not
my headphones that's what we saying you
don't even have no headphones they right
here G
talk but you know what's crazy romelo
dead ass said that Rob's [ __ ] is Shifty
I'm not lying oh God
I'm on my
life on
my God God on looking at my dick and
[ __ ] bro we left to go get ramela Lavar
de I said bro I see your dick shaking
bro I Bro Look nah bro I was trying I
was trying you feel me to let let him
know that it was out he got to put that
[ __ ] up bro that big ass [ __ ] di what
the
[ __ ] damn you just [ __ ] interrupted
this
[ __ ] all right lock in video Time video
time [ __ ] taking flicks bro what
happened look at this
[ __ ]
nah all right let's talk about our our
trip snack what you get all right look
look look I'm starting with me you know
what I'm saying BG you know my body you
know what I'm saying if you're not
drinking Fiji throw that [ __ ] away also
look I got this right
here my
dad mango Arizona and it's the gallon
this whole thing going to be G by the
time we get to Las Vegas No Cap No Cap
this was his but I'm heating that [ __ ]
now you know what I'm saying stop
playing and then my last thing oh this
was in the trash I had these voodo chips
you know what I'm saying make sure y'all
go get those them [ __ ] good as [ __ ]
that's all yeah we got some munchies Tom
we got some s
Salo uh cookies we got fi water that's
crazy snack selection y That's crazy
what type of snack selection what would
you
got d i there I would got some hot
shws hot I would got Lem get ready the
big
one the last thing I would got probably
prob like caramel popcorn something
yeah somebody get that that's L snacks
oh you got that on with the car the
carel popcorn oh that's valid that's
valid i f with that I F with that hey
look I promise y'all bro I put this on
everything I love this series I will not
get into no alterations did y say that
[ __ ] right alteration right type [ __ ] I
won't get into none of that bro me too
me too too me no checks no ejections
none of that none of that none of that
on my baby daddy all right what the [ __ ]
ladies and
gentlemen Adam's
back Adam's back but we got some [ __ ] to
talk about man uh I already know one
word
passing um are you doing that this
weekend or I'm passing I'm
passing me was [ __ ] lying once I told
the the internet that you were playing
first comment was he going ball hog
first comment I ain't going to lie I'm
here to see it I'm a pass for real don't
pass home I don't want to pass
personally what y want y want me to pass
or not let me know in the comments yeah
let's know in the comments y want him to
pass or not I personally say no cuz I
want to see him just cook I don't want
him to pass either lowy Nei it's like
when like no no no glazing dick eating
[ __ ] you feel me but like it's just like
when he get to doing that crazy [ __ ]
it's like I don't even give a [ __ ]
dribble the shot clock out what you got
to do you know what I'm saying just make
this [ __ ] if you don't then I'm going to
get mad but if you if you make it it
just look good so I don't give a [ __ ] I
sit there like this in cor day exactly
sh hey hey watch
this yo R come get this leg tattoo hey
TW come here come here let me see your
leg let me hold
hold wait turn
turn you got a tattoo you hard oh God
you hard wait how old are you 10 years
old at a tattoo
real that [ __ ]
lying so uh everybody in here let's go
ahead and clap it up for Malcolm welcome
to the
team what happened to that other wow I
thought we had
n you they was just shaking dick that's
crazy I always Shake dick though like so
that [ __ ] didn't even F me
this is probably the gayest team we've
had
bro this [ __ ] gay he had try outs
telling me he want to kiss me when did I
say that this [ __ ] said he looking at
Andre yams no I didn't say that he
did he said he was going to motorb my
[ __ ] swear to God he say he going to
murb God I like this [ __ ] look fin
people can [ __ ] match my energy [ __ ]
cuz I'm the gayest [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
prove it come here give me that ass
[ __ ]
[Music]
now that's
[Applause]
crazy I just like I was injured injured
no [ __ ] oh God I was injured he the
same that try out I'm about an ankle
injury RJ RJ come here come here but did
he have an ankle injury did I not have a
foot didn't I not fracture my foot this
[ __ ] was in Newport on the crutches
like this trying to talk to some hoes I
swear to God talk to some hoes and
hell no trying to figure out lineups I
don't know who to start yet I have no
starters yet no starters one one as of
now depends how you play
today it just depends bro Tri out was
terrible I mean Tri terrible
understatement though so let's not
remember the reverse layup straight
backboard didn't hit [ __ ] you had one
dunk in a three that was about [ __ ]
it in the yeah A3 the other ones hit I
don't know hit something though they
yeah
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
something okay hey I got 20 second shot
clock we're not playing games
[Laughter]
oh Che what's that
two1 that's our football that football
[ __ ] okay football
[ __ ] 10 98 oh
okay want to
[Music]
what score what
score never
to it's a good day man uh I don't expect
us to lose I think we got the roster um
you know this is what I like about tryy
outs we find new talent but this new
Talent is actually really good see we
thought Vegas was going to be a [ __ ]
show by the by the way the tri was look
we thought this [ __ ] was going to be
[ __ ] ass turned out to be pretty good
yeah really [ __ ] good so this going
to be interesting to see how they hoop
man that first game the aces they've
been talking [ __ ] [ __ ] already y'all
they try to get lavard kicked out again
but we're good um
because oh man they just hey people just
be doing too much man but it's good it's
going to be fun it's going to be fun
[Applause]
this long ass African nobody want to see
this [ __ ] [ __ ] dump bro damn he just
cooked me you got to give me the [ __ ]
quick analysis of what we got on team
RJ's nice yeah he's nice Kamar is's nice
slept he's like slept on nice he a not
really Touching The Rock he cold Andre
got a burn stick football [ __ ] he got a
burn
[Music]
stick
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
damn I think we found a
sleeper we might have found a sleeper
ladies and gentlemen not going to
lie y cam cam I'm stop playing
[Music]
I'm getting us a CO I'm getting us a
coach bus for tomorrow hey this all I
need to see though we F to win some [ __ ]
today y'all [ __ ] all right bro hey bro
bro bro hey put the camera on that [ __ ]
real Qui it's good [ __ ] he just SL a
sign of good [ __ ] look look look that's
what I'm trying to
tell story [ __ ] them [ __ ] kick me
off of everything follow me all the
[ __ ] all the players crazy all the
players stop [ __ ] me and everything
on God so what's up he posted yeah when
he posted he bro he was hot bro he was
he kicked me out the group I was
supposed to play against y hey look for
the for the IG story for the IG story
let's clap it up for Malcolm let's get
this [ __ ] yeah yo what up baby yeah
let's welcome the [ __ ] to the squad
tight [ __ ] welcome [ __ ] yeah
yeah no I can't bro I no he's kicked off
the team he's kicked off the team what
you do what you do he got some ass bro
don't ever slap my ass like that again
no no no
no real [ __ ] though uh the team tomorrow
Malcolm was supposed to play on that
team because we didn't pick him up but I
posted something on my story talking
about should we picking uh Malcolm up
and the entire team unfollowed him
booted the [ __ ] off Squad and said [ __ ]
you so what's up for the aces tomorrow
I'm acus K
[ __ ] I'm acis K Lavar it's acis k no no
like dead ass though everybody on as
what mother mother my mother I'm AC k k
[ __ ] youy I see I boom you know who
they are bro I'mma boom him we going to
Boom him what my we going boom Aces Aces
K what my mother yeah AC
cake oh sh what's good y I'm feeling
terrible bro I'm hurting we saw you
hooked up to like a ivy earlier yeah you
see got my little got my blood drawing
we going to be good MJ Flu Game oh we're
going to get a flu game foro yeah MJ Flu
Game we going to be straight we going to
be chilling you see in the sun busting
too all right how's it feel to be back
with
RW feels great you know came long season
now we back in the summertime going to
go undefeated this summer this this
weekend we got like what three four
games San Antonio was only one oh check
on them check on them okay bro hold on
we good we good um San Antonio yeah we
only played one game we we smacked him
uh this weekend we probably we going to
play every game we going to smack
Everybody by 30 flu game today how much
you dropping flu game today
considering the people I'm playing with
you know cuz they like to get their
rocks off they not really to press X so
I'mma probably say like 12 have a smooth
12 feel
meth damn he's going to have F game for
real my bad my bad Vegas who you excited
to play
with new team feel me most excited to
play with probably pharoh cuz I watched
pharoh's team when I was growing up St
for greatness so yeah probably for real
oh so you're like a fan for real no no
no no no oh okay no no no you just like
his game yeah he he he got bounce he dks
everything so I'm looking forward to
throwing throwing some some blobs and
[ __ ] okay what's good man I know who it
is Adam N 82 I'm back in Las Vegas it's
going to be a movie later tonight I'm
going put on the show for y is there any
player you're looking forward to playing
with this weekend on this new team uh
I'm excited to play with my Bo romelo
cuz he he like he's good he been working
but he don't really get a lot of
opportunity cuz he always playing with a
lot of good a lot of good players but
now he has the opportunity to play and I
feel like he going to put on this show
I'm excited to play with him and see him
perform and through well I'm also
excited to play with Malcolm I've been
hearing a lot about Malcolm we got to
see my boy got some motion out here so
let's see how he is on the court all
right everybody wants to know what adom
are we getting this weekend like the
passing adom or like just going to take
all the shots M
like cuz like like I don't be trying to
go nut but like you know I'm the
shiftiest play in the country so like
nobody could guard me so every time I
see somebody it's fooled but I'm going
try to get my teammates involved let my
bro shine but it just be fooled on me
every possession every play it's always
fol cuz nobody guard me like I'm the
shift in the country but I'm still I'm
going to get some dims in there though
some all right Jaden returning player um
you only got one game in San Antonio and
he got eced
what are we getting this weekend from
you we getting how many ejections I mean
ain't going to lie you not getting no
more no more my duke said if I get when
I'm getting set home so oh damn he did
sit home early I ain't going I'm not
keep my mouth quiet the whole weekend
I'm not saying nothing how do it feel to
get the call back that you come to Vegas
know it feel good you know coming back
again you know I only played one game
last time so just coming back having fun
what player is there is there a new
player you feel like playing with um in
his Vegas team like you're excited to
play with d
what that is um Adam Adam Adam okay
Shifty Adam yeah Shifty Adam you know
little bab Kyrie L okay in San Antonio
cam had a bet with you um $200 if you
got 20 rebounds yeah and you didn't meet
that bet because you got ejected so you
going to get that tonight no for sure 20
rebounds easy that's like 20 rebounds
tonight we got to get cam on that bed we
got to make sure he wants to do the bed
again though too n he going to do the
bed it's going to happen uh my name is
uh Cam Cooper I go to Bishop Gman high
school I'm a class in 2027 uh who are
you most excited to play with and why
you know I think I'm most excited to
play with
TSH um cuz I haven't been able to play
against him so I want to play with him
at least cuz he went to high school here
last year so you know just have fun with
him so uh how does it feel to uh play
for Coach Wilder you know man you know
cam his name's cam my name's cam you
know it's just meant to be it's meant to
be bro meant to be you know so here to
have a good time you know excited kind
of surprised I made the team you know
but yeah very excited to play The One
and Only cam Wilder I know Nelson ain't
here but was that someone you wanted to
see yeah I did look forward to seeing
Nelson you know cuz he kind of got a
humor like me funny guy likes to joke
around a lot doesn't take too much stuff
serious you know I felt like we get
along but you know maybe down the road
I'll see him one way or
another up
yo bro are you going to ask me questions
or we just going to sit around I'll
start we just want to see you just want
to just see how I look and [ __ ] like I
know I look good but like you feel me
whatever you say to the camera say to
the camera [ __ ] [ __ ] you know
the you know my body is your boy Lavar
what AM my that [ __ ] and I'm on 10
right now bro I came out here to be on
straight [ __ ] bro I'm I'm back on
dread Lavar energy bro like [ __ ] that
and then Ace that's the name the ace
familyes some [ __ ] like that some [ __ ]
like that like they was too crazy so I
have to bring the demon back like come
on now bro I like what am I that [ __ ]
like come on bro and look if you find me
I'mma slap the [ __ ] out you bro my dick
what AM my that [ __ ] said what my dick
[ __ ] what are your
dick n but look now all [ __ ] to a
side feel me I ain't come to play this
my first tournament back I know y'all
ain't seen me touch a ball in
Forever I'mma put on the show if Adam
[ __ ] passes but yo what happened
though so we're on the street Lavar okay
they try to they try to say you a you
ain't playing man they try to do that
[ __ ] again they did try to do that [ __ ]
bro that [ __ ] weird as hell bro they
just scared of me bro they just they
just scared it's crazy like bro I I know
I'm 45 years old going on 46 but like
y'all just what what you scared for bro
like come on now it's just basketball
you know what I'm saying what's up man
how you doing it's Julian Newman man uh
you know pleasure to be here with my
dogs this is your uh first time coaching
uh coach how do you feel bro man I'm I'm
feeling good man I can't wait to uh get
a hold of these little [ __ ] man
you know and uh make sure they straight
you know they did good last year so I
ain't really coming and adding nothing
but uh guess some Charisma I really
don't know and you know uh get some uh
over dribbling in here so uh what are we
expecting from you like what type of
Coach are you you know what I'm saying
like that's a good question because if
people know my dad you know what type of
coach my dad is he's like you know uh
very loud you know what I mean more like
Bobby Knight I think his name is the uh
the coach he he might throw a chair or
some [ __ ] you know you never know but n
that ain't me I you know I might take a
kid to the bathroom and choke them up
I'm just playing I'm the cool assistant
coach for real I'm more like uh you know
can't being hard on you I I talk I talk
you down like n just don't quit don't
quit I got you good cop bad cop exactly
can't can be bad guy I like that yeah
you know I'm just uh I know the past
years you guys expect me to be probably
an assho over Coach but but no no all
right T gville class of
2024 oh W how old are you bro I'm 19 bro
nah old as
[ __ ] birth certificate all right so uh
who are you most excited to play with
him why
um with phell cuz he my he going to be
my teammate next year so okay how do you
feel about playing with uh coach wer oh
man I'm really excited about it man you
know it's going to be fun time bro we
have good games you know it's going to
be wild so what can we expect from you
man like what's your play style what's
your what's your archetype uh you know I
can pass pretty good shoot pretty good
you know just do a lot of little things
like play D I don't know little bit
everything so
pharoh welcome to the team [ __ ] okay
man come on SO tryy outs is [ __ ] a
lot of people in the comments said why'
you pick up for real they didn't even
spell your name all right okay okay
disrespectful can't lie so can you tell
these [ __ ] what you going to do today
uh you know I might catch a body or two
or three or four but I'm just trying to
dunk on somebody that's it for real I
can't lie so what are you going to do if
Adam like doesn't pass the ball today if
he doesn't pass me the ball I'm going to
be like I'm probably going to tell him
you
know no that's what I'm going to tell
you if you don't smack the [ __ ] out that
[ __ ] on the court he's sitting by me so
on the court yeah okay okay okay that's
how we roll over here man you tail
[ __ ] pass the goddamn ball so what
would you do if coach cam Brought You
Off the Bench
today damn it's hey I'm just asking a
question man you no I'll just come off
the bench you know give everything I
have when I get now that's a real [ __ ]
but I'm not trying to come off the bench
but if I have to I will he [ __ ] all
right well we appreciate you and we're
going to see what you do today man
hopefully you don't [ __ ] the bed I'm not
come up okay RJ n uh class of 2024 and I
go to Centennial High School RJ
welcome to rideway Elite now we have
strict rules over here no [ __ ] [ __ ]
okay so if you plan on fighting somebody
on the court go home you plan on
fighting somebody today no I'm going try
not to answer that wrong he should be
saying I'm trying to fight he should be
saying I'm about allo thato that no
there's no redo man but I got a question
though question bro do you beat ass bro
okay so if you don't you're not starting
tearing that [ __ ] uping that's cool oh
my God I like to hear that yes sir so
how do you feel that Nelson's not
here uh I mean it's sad man he you know
switching teams but bro we don't [ __ ]
with that [ __ ] bro let's redo that he
all right all right hey bro how you feel
that Nelson out here bro honestly just
[ __ ] that [ __ ] honest just [ __ ] [ __ ]
him that's real [ __ ] bro yeah he playing
for a different team he could be playing
with RJ n this weekend but he playing
with the Houston [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah he
could so it's okay though type [ __ ] uh
we're excited to see how you play this
weekend
um I just h
g n doing gay
[ __ ] he just put the camera on
him he just pul his whole ass out oh God
he P his ass out on God you bro War Two
[ __ ] he pul his whole ass out on what
that whole G what who was on phone
him Kamari classic 24 sh Vista
Camari how does it feel that you play
for rway elite man now I found out the
other day you actually played for us not
too long a little while ago I did y'all
was trash we was that was the past
though that's yeah that was the that was
the beginning that's the beginning yeah
um so we got a new Mari yeah what is
Mari going to bring to the table I'm
going sit on D oh my oh my
my lay that's what I'm going to do sit
on D and lay [ __ ] sit on D and lay [ __ ]
that is gay so Mark you know we're on
the ver we're around town you actually
have a a team in this tournament who
tried to not let you play with us you
want to talk about that or what um I I
did I did how I was not going to play
with them but like I can't it's raw W
Elite you know what I'm saying like
can't not play play with them it's a
dedication man Lo dedication
like he might have to start that's some
real [ __ ] [ __ ] might start because of
that [ __ ] that [ __ ] you Andre Porter I'm
class of 2024 and I go to Liberty High
School
Andre welcome to the team man football
[ __ ] so what are you doing playing
basketball uh M sport athlete are you
cuz you look like [ __ ] in triy outs
hey I made the team though that's you
did you did uh what are you actually
going to show the camera today uh you
know there going to be a lot of people
supporting you I want to see something R
wave Elite fans Nationwide they want to
see you perform today what are you going
to do okay I'll get rebounds I'll box
out you know dive on the ground
occasionally unless I need to okay if
you dive on the ground I promise you'll
play 30
minutes well I guess I'm playing 30
minutes then I need a glue guy I pr I
promise you I'll dive on the ground
these [ __ ] behind me oh I love taking
charg you ask anyone anyone in Vegas as
anyone in Vegas I take charges charges
charges I promise you they know he take
charges he took one he took one this
[ __ ] might you might play all game you
might play all G hey man uh laar you got
any questions for Andre bro Andre if you
want to start I'm about to ask you one
question bro do you eat ass bro my name
Malcolm Wilson class of 2024 and I go to
Cal High School good old Malcolm yes sir
welcome to the team man appreciate it
appreciate it so uh ladies if y'all
don't know Malcolm's very uh famous in
Vegas recently um I dropped a a tri Out
video and he's known for uh being a good
basketball
player have yall ever seen malcol
playball in high school yeah yeah is he
good he's
good what we expect to see from you
today man straight minutes
activity I I got something from from the
aces bro they was talking crazy I got
something for y'all last yeah so for the
ones that don't coming off the bench we
went to some hoop runs today and they
said Malcolm's a [ __ ] they kicked him
off the group chat and it's Malcolm K
say like hey all them [ __ ] hating they
on my dick tell them to tell them to zip
it up when they [ __ ] done all right
Malcolm we appreciate you we'll see if
you [ __ ] play today one and two we'll
see how you do we're excited to watch
you play Man the world's watching you
I'm excited too right game day about to
shake some [ __ ] up heard that [ __ ] that
shit's been packed since 7:15 that's
what I was told someone sent me a
picture at I think 7:30 of the coure and
it was completely completely surrounded
so we need a like go TN how many likes
on the
video 40K likes we can do that though we
can do that that's valid should we up it
40K likes on the
video we'll drop game two we're missing
Nelson right now but it's cool it's
straight he'll come back soon no
bro yeah this [ __ ] got the flu or some
[ __ ] bro what you got going on bro I'm
great I'm
chilling you the last
one all right bet hey man we out this
[ __ ] she been argu since she got
here hold on y'all [ __ ] my [ __ ] up
bro gang watch out bro no go ahead do
your thing
oh my God damn look ass this come on G
wait hold
on yo get lower to [ __ ]
chill turn my back and [ __ ] what the
[ __ ] are y'all doing that's
[ __ ]
up up in that bro what see y on the flip
side is this your first
turn oh yeah get ready for this ghetto
[ __ ] it's going to be me
first
tournament
going no bigs and we got like four of
them oh Jaden going to eat no Jaden
going to eat bro oh yeah 20 boards for
$20 might to do that again we'll pull
we'll pull him to a side one in the
court B J look man 20 boards come oh
look there he go yeah Cam Cooper Y so
he's at he had a he had practice and
he's not here again should we punish him
put him left
bench that's his position today left
bench like that he fuing like that oh my
God he this cool this cool right here we
can chill right here over a car balls of
Steal
on on on hold on
on on bring it back bring it back hold
on
I what
do now I got a Dodge a ticket you want
to better up your life you got to do
[Music]
is honey
car RJ already walked in [ __ ]
[Music]
[Music]
it's lady y know what like uh what's it
called what's his name uhuh Adam no no I
feel like Phil Jackson
[Applause]
oh my God he so boun shoot him half
court I'm going to do that first shot
first shot of the
game first shot of the game I'm shooting
a [ __ ] Fade Away half court where my
mother bro that [ __ ] green bro I've been
that's in a bag I've been practicing
that [ __ ] bro I'm trying to tell you bro
don't let cam hear that [ __ ]
though hello
C where's he going restroom yep both of
these [ __ ] wow the main man I'm ready
I I didn't even know that my headphones
Ono damn ready
[Applause]
hey what's up what's
up oh
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[ __ ] to
have you got
[Applause]
stay now they just tart though they they
not even going to do
it they too loud
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sh out rwe B shout out rwe that's it fam
come on y
[Applause]
[Applause]
all right come on come on come on come
on come on come on come on come on
hey hey I'mma throw it off glass D
it hey break it down
[Applause]
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hand off can roll play together [ __ ]
heyo heyo yo get his sexy on three 1 2
three yo 82 mov
[Applause]
[Applause]
oh that's up back up let up
[Applause]
pick up pick up pick up pick
up oh let's go let's
go
[Applause]
hey pick up pick up oh
hey are we able to sit down or no hey
just tell them sit down hey y'all got to
sit down
bro let the player sit down excuse me
y'all let the player sit down let the
players sit down oh that's the
[Applause]
[Music]
last
hey hey 82
y hey pick up pick up pick
[Applause]
[Music]
up told him what's AC what's out of say
is scary what's
[Applause]
24
[Applause]
24 let go let's go let's go let's go
let's go let's go let's go
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W
oh that
[Applause]
[Music]
hey he they can't to hoop they can't to
hoop these [ __ ] ain't playing no games
it's still Aces KO though
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
how old is that [ __ ] if Lavar is 30
that nigga's 50 he young bro
[Applause]
[Applause]
Ro
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[Music]
[Applause]
out
out hey hey
[Applause]
[Applause]
Hey Hey listen listen hey can y'all
[ __ ] stop playing ISO basketball
please
stop playing ISO we got two big [ __ ]
who are going to Feast down low every
single time feed the big [ __ ] bro the
perimeter going to eat after that they
have nobody that's tall feed the feed
the big [ __ ] bro and go to work on
defense please match up stop talking so
much [ __ ] bro I got come on I don't care
I don't care I don't care bro I don't
care you knew that was going to happen
come on bro hey hey play Lo come let's
go hey 3 1 2 3
hey hey swing it look look
look
hey go down to
Jaden go
[Music]
pass the ball hey
[Music]
down all right man we got a good team
here we look like [ __ ] ass [ __ ]
dog [ __ ] and we only down four so I'm
not really mad I'm not really mad but
they're quiet as [ __ ] in here I need the
Baseline to make some [ __ ] noise
let's do
[Applause]
[Music]
this up
up one stop one
[Music]
stop rebound rebound rebound let's go re
let's go let's go let's
go take it
to here we
go let's go let's
go hey move move
move swing it swing it swing it look
down low RJ look down
low [ __ ] don't want to pass I SAR
[Applause]
all right hey we just we just need to
get to halftime we just need to get to
halftime we got a lot of selfish [ __ ]
in here we need to look down low bro we
got two big [ __ ] switch switch
[Applause]
got let's go let's go let's go let's go
let's
go hey hey
[Applause]
[Applause]
what happened I don't know that [ __ ]
bugging
[Applause]
out this other team is bugging they got
a menace over there might have to put
lavar in I need to I need I need to
match some energy I need to match some
energy I might to get VAR in there I
might to start my [ __ ] second half Real
Talk y'all might have
[Applause]
to go go
[Applause]
our guards want ISO yeah yeah they want
to do their little [ __ ] yeah bro if we
give it to our big [ __ ] the first three
possessions in the second half I
guarantee we'll get three straight
buckets I agree [ __ ] just don't want
to pass see the big you got to [ __ ]
being s I'm saying they don't Julie do
[ __ ] right now that's what I'm saying
tight [ __ ] Feed The Bigs and take it to
the [ __ ] rim that should be every
godddamn time the B got [ __ ] cber
[ __ ] on here bro take it to the [ __ ]
Cup on off hey on defense switch
everything switch everything on defense
watch hey we got to play [ __ ] defense
hey get it get it sexy on me hey hey get
it sexy on me get it sexy on three 1 2 3
get it sexy get it
sex hey turn up y turn up he new CH new
year new CH man second half this is
going to be a fun tournament we got some
we got some we got some hoopers we got
some hoopers this going to be a fun one
um so it's looking like my top players
here phell came to play RJ came to
play Jaden's not getting the ball I wish
he would get the ball but it's all right
though we got tomorrow we got Sunday we
going to be right here who's here who's
here who's
here help
[Music]
help let's go look up look up look up
let's go let's
[Applause]
go let's go let's go let's go let's go
[Music]
[Music]
look heavy as
hell pick up pick up pick up let's go
pick
[Music]
up take
[Music]
Tommy Adam got four foul four fouls damn
how manyou huh five heyl
[Applause]
[Applause]
get back get back get back
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
hey match up match up match
up hey
[Applause]
off that like
like where at where at
[Applause]
hey hey he
[Applause]
[Applause]
look up look up up
up you Lavar Lavar get jaded Lavar get
[Applause]
J rebound rebound
[Applause]
now no no
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Andre Andre Andre
what
the swing it swing it swing
it up thank you thank you get back get
back get back Andre be Andre
be by yourself by yourself by yourself
by yourself by yourself by yourself by
yourself
go
yeah oh
[Applause]
[ __ ] here we go here we go yes Kamari
yes Kamari okay three
[Applause]
they trying to get in that [ __ ] head so
bad bro it's everywhere we go I don't
get
it feed him
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
hey just talking I just got him like no
buckets no rebounds just talking that's
what the [ __ ] out here for that's why
he here hey after the second make time
out on the make only on the make only on
the make only second
make all right Andre look down low at
him when you get it down low they're
going to start doubling cuz they know
they can't guard you look up pass it out
guards be ready on the perimeter when
you
pass I'm in foul trouble man don't worry
we'll be back next game I'll be back
name of the game is paint touches [ __ ]
just want to [ __ ] shoot threes all
the goddamn
time way more
[Applause]
let's go me lock up by yourself by
yourself by yourself by
[Music]
yourself hell no
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Music]
up look go on that rim on that
Rim
see [ __ ] trash [ __ ]
[Applause]
let's go let's
go stay up stay up stay up stay
[Applause]
up that was nice that was nice
[Music]
he's trying [ __ ] he's trying sh he T
he Adam get
more accident oh God way to work
Andre you stepped it up second half twin
you stepped it up second half twin I had
to I had to tell these [ __ ] what to do
though the guards was going to ISO all
game if I never said [ __ ]
[Music]
[Music]
we are
welcome
we
we we
[Applause]
don't
hey oh
[Applause]
j a minute
[Applause]
[Applause]
corner
[Music]
[Applause]
we got to ask him
[Applause]
up
[Applause]
up up now
[Applause]
[Applause]
deny Mari deny deny
it's going your way it's going your
way stay up J
[Applause]
oh [ __ ]
tou all
sh Aces K and [ __ ] that ugly ass [ __ ]
on that team that ke fing nigg calling
me allp of [ __ ] and [ __ ] Fu should
get Wicked for oh God come on now suck
my dick [ __ ] all y'all need to suck my
dick
what all right
y'allin Hey listen up man listen up
listen up listen up listen up listen up
listen up man go clap that [ __ ] up F
[Applause]
[ __ ] yeah team I ain't going to lie
that was that was ugly that was [ __ ]
gross actually nasty [ __ ] but we won
that ho hey first it took y for a second
half speech to finally touch the [ __ ]
paint [ __ ] jacking up threes and [ __ ]
what the [ __ ] y'all got going on yeah
bro but look we we back at it tomorrow
night we turned that [ __ ] up it's acus
K in this [ __ ] at all times it's Aces k
at all times like Lavar said 40,000
likes we going to game two this whole
series a [ __ ] Banger in a [ __ ]
movie Lavar any final words twin oh
um Aces K [ __ ] we out
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