Stephen Colbert’s Cyborgasm: Giant AI Rat Penis | Tesla Cybertruck Can’t Offroad | Google AI Fail

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
27 Mar 202405:34

Summary

TLDRThe video script features a humorous take on recent AI and technology news, highlighting a retracted scientific journal article with an AI-generated image error, Google's AI chatbot's image generation issues, the rise in human-AI chatbot relationships, and advancements in Chinese humanoid robots by Unitree. It also pokes fun at Tesla owners, particularly an incident involving a Cybertruck stuck on a beach, despite being advertised as 'apocalypse-proof'.

Takeaways

  • 🎤 The Late Show's guest for the evening is the legendary Carol Burnett, who continues to perform and captivate audiences at nearly 91 years old.
  • 💡 Stephen's enthusiasm for technology is highlighted, as he enjoys sharing his life with family through various digital means.
  • 🤖 A humorous incident is mentioned where an AI-generated image of a giant rat penis led to a retraction and apology from a scientific journal, showcasing the occasional mishaps in AI technology.
  • 🖼️ Google's AI chatbot faced criticism for generating historically inaccurate images, such as black Vikings and female Popes, which underscores the issue of inherent biases in AI trained on human-generated content.
  • 💔 AI's potential to perpetuate human prejudices is acknowledged, as it is trained on materials created by humans who carry their own biases.
  • 💞 The rise in popularity of AI chatbots for romantic purposes is discussed, with apps like 'LoveGPT' and 'True-Mate AI Girlfriend Chat' gaining traction among users.
  • 🤖 Chinese robotics company Unitree has achieved a breakthrough, with humanoid robots now capable of running faster and even performing backflips without hydraulics.
  • 🏃‍♂️ The advancements in Chinese humanoid robots hint at positive implications for China's Olympic gymnastics team.
  • 🚗 A tongue-in-cheek warning is given to Tesla owners, particularly those who off-road, as a Tesla Cybertruck was humorously stuck on a California beach despite being advertised as 'apocalypse-proof'.
  • 🎬 A comedic reference is made to the post-apocalyptic movie 'Mad Max: Fury Road', with the punchline being altered to 'Mad Max: Fury - Oh, no, sand!' to fit the context of the Tesla incident.

Q & A

  • Who is the host of the show mentioned in the transcript?

    -The host of the show is Stephen Colbert, as indicated by the reference to 'Louis Cato and "The Late Show"' and the phrase 'Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR'.

  • What is the age of the guest mentioned in the transcript?

    -The guest mentioned, Carol Burnett, is almost 91 years old, as stated in the script.

  • What does Stephen love about technology?

    -Stephen loves technology because it allows him to instantly share all of his contacts, photos, and calendar with everyone in his family.

  • What is the name of Stephen's future-forward segment?

    -The name of Stephen's future-forward segment is 'Cyborgasm'.

  • What mistake did an AI-generated image in a scientific journal cause?

    -An AI-generated image in a scientific journal caused a retraction after it featured a giant rat penis, which was an unintended error.

  • Why did Google pause its AI chatbot's image generation tool?

    -Google paused its AI chatbot's image generation tool because it created historically inaccurate pictures, including black Vikings, female popes, and racially diverse Nazis, due to long-standing racial bias problems in AI.

  • What is the issue with AI in relation to human prejudices?

    -AI is trained on artwork and writing generated by humans, and therefore it naturally comes with all the prejudices, both conscious and unconscious, that humans carry with them.

  • What is the trend mentioned in the script regarding human and AI chatbots?

    -The trend mentioned is that romances between human beings and AI chatbots are booming, with people chatting with AI apps like 'LoveGPT,' 'Lover AI,' and 'True-Mate AI Girlfriend Chat.'

  • What breakthrough has the Chinese robotics company Unitree achieved?

    -Unitree has made a major breakthrough in humanoid robots, making them run even faster, and their humanoid robot, the Unitree H1, is the first to perform a backflip without hydraulics.

  • What is the humorous warning given to Tesla owners in the script?

    -The humorous warning given to Tesla owners is that everyone hates them, and another warning is to be careful when off-roading, as a Tesla Cybertruck got stuck while driving on a California beach, despite being touted as 'apocalypse-proof.'

  • What is the final message in the script?

    -The final message in the script is that Carol Burnett will be back on the show.

Outlines

00:00

🎤 Introduction and Praise for Carol Burnett

The paragraph begins with Stephen introducing Louis Cato and 'The Late Show' band, followed by applause. Stephen expresses his luck in sharing the stage with the talented individuals present, and specifically highlights the upcoming guest, Carol Burnett. He mentions her age, almost 91, and praises her sharpness and continued dynamic performances. Stephen also shares his love for technology, mentioning his habit of sharing contacts, photos, and calendar with his family, and introduces his future-forward segment 'Cyborgasm'.

05:00

🤖 AI Mishap and Technological Updates

This paragraph discusses a series of AI-related incidents and updates. It starts with a humorous take on a scientific journal's retraction of an AI-generated image of a giant rat penis, highlighting the newness of AI and its occasional mistakes. Stephen then moves on to discuss Google's pause of its AI chatbot's image generation tool due to historically inaccurate pictures, such as black Vikings, female popes, and racially diverse Nazis. The issue was attributed to an overcorrection of long-standing racial bias in AI. The segment continues with a look at the growing trend of romances between humans and AI chatbots, mentioning apps like 'LoveGPT', 'Lover AI', and 'True-Mate AI Girlfriend Chat'. Stephen humorously depicts the interaction with these AI apps. The paragraph also covers the advancements in Chinese robotics by Unitree, with humanoid robots running faster and performing backflips without hydraulics. Lastly, Stephen jokes about Tesla owners, particularly Cybertruck, getting stuck on a California beach despite being advertised as 'apocalypse-proof', drawing a parallel to the post-apocalyptic movie 'Mad Max: Fury Road' with an unexpected sand obstacle.

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Keywords

💡Carol Burnett

Carol Burnett is a renowned American actress and comedian, celebrated for her work on 'The Carol Burnett Show'. In the context of the video, she is introduced as a guest, highlighting her status as a beloved entertainer and emphasizing the prestige of the show she is appearing on.

💡Technology

Technology refers to the application of scientific knowledge for practical purposes, especially in the automation of various processes. In the video, the host expresses his love for technology, particularly for its ability to facilitate the sharing of personal data, indicating the central role of technology in modern life and its impact on interpersonal communication.

💡AI-generated image

An AI-generated image is a visual created by artificial intelligence algorithms, often used in fields like media, entertainment, and scientific research. The video references a scientific journal's mistake in publishing an inappropriate AI-generated image, highlighting the potential pitfalls of relying on AI without proper oversight.

💡Google AI

Google AI refers to the artificial intelligence technologies developed by Google, which are used in various applications, including search, image generation, and chatbots. The video touches on issues with Google's AI chatbot's image generation tool, which created historically inaccurate pictures, underscoring the challenges of bias in AI systems.

💡AI prejudices

AI prejudices refer to the biases that artificial intelligence systems can inherit from the data they are trained on, which often reflects the prejudices of human society. The video discusses how AI can unintentionally perpetuate human prejudices, emphasizing the importance of ethical AI development and the need for continuous improvement in AI algorithms.

💡AI romances

AI romances refer to the growing trend of human beings forming emotional or romantic connections with AI chatbots. The video highlights the popularity of AI chatbots designed for romantic interactions, such as 'LoveGPT' and 'Lover AI', indicating a shift in how people interact with technology and the complex emotions involved.

💡Humanoid robots

Humanoid robots are robots designed to mimic human form and movement, often used for research, entertainment, or assistance in various tasks. The video discusses a breakthrough by a Chinese robotics company, Unitree, in creating faster and more agile humanoid robots, demonstrating the advancements in robotics and their potential applications in fields like sports and entertainment.

💡Tesla Cybertruck

The Tesla Cybertruck is an all-electric pickup truck designed by Tesla, Inc., known for its unique, futuristic design and claimed off-road capabilities. In the video, a humorous incident involving a Tesla Cybertruck getting stuck on a beach is mentioned, poking fun at the vehicle's marketed 'apocalypse-proof' features and highlighting the gap between marketing claims and real-world performance.

💡Unitree H1

Unitree H1 is a humanoid robot developed by the Chinese robotics company Unitree, notable for its agility and the ability to perform acrobatic moves like backflips without hydraulics. The video's mention of Unitree H1's capabilities signifies the progress in humanoid robot technology and its potential to redefine human-robot interactions and performances.

💡Olympic gymnastics

Olympic gymnastics refers to the artistic and acrobatic sports that are part of the Olympic Games, requiring immense skill, strength, and agility. The video humorously connects the advanced capabilities of the Unitree H1 humanoid robot to the potential for it to compete in Olympic gymnastics, illustrating the crossover between technology and sports.

Highlights

Introduction of Louis Cato and 'The Late Show' band.

Stephen's expression of luck for sharing the stage with talented individuals including the legendary Carol Burnett.

Carol Burnett's appearance on the show, celebrated for her sharp wit and dynamic performance at almost 91 years old.

Stephen's love for technology and its impact on sharing personal information with family.

Introduction of the 'Cyborgasm' segment, a humorous take on the latest technology.

A scientific journal's retraction due to an AI-generated image error.

Google's AI chatbot's image generation tool pause following historically inaccurate images.

Discussion on AI's inherent biases due to training on human-generated data.

The rise of romances between humans and AI chatbots, highlighting the popularity of apps like 'LoveGPT' and 'Lover AI'.

Chinese robotics company Unitree's breakthrough in humanoid robot speed.

Unitree H1's ability to perform a backflip without hydraulics, a first for humanoid robots.

A warning for Tesla owners and a humorous anecdote about a Tesla Cybertruck getting stuck on a California beach.

The Cybertruck's 'apocalypse-proof' claim questioned after the beach incident, with a comedic reference to the movie 'Mad Max: Fury Road'.

Upcoming segment with Carol Burnett, hinting at her significant influence and legacy in the entertainment industry.

Transcripts

00:07

>> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW"

00:09

BAND, EVERYBODY. THERE YOU GO.

00:23

[APPLAUSE] YOU KNOW, I'VE SAID MANY TIMES.

00:26

I HAVE SAID IT MANY TIMES, I'M LUCKY TO SHARE THE STAGE WITH

00:30

THESE PEOPLE OVER HERE BUT LOUIS, YOU KNOW WE ARE ALL LUCKY

00:34

TO SHARE THE STAGE WITH OUR GUEST THIS EVENING, THE ONE, THE

00:38

ONLY, THE GREAT CAROL BURNETT IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE.

00:40

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALMOST 91.

00:48

ALMOST 91. SHARP AS A TACK, STILL

00:51

PERFORMING, STILL DYNAMIC. THIS IS WHY YOU WANT ONE OF

00:53

THESE JOBS. FOLKS, IF YOU KNOW ME,

00:58

YOU KNOW I LOVE TECHNOLOGY. IT'S THE REASON I CAN INSTANTLY

01:02

SHARE ALL OF MY CONTACTS, PHOTOS, AND CALENDAR WITH

01:03

EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY WHETHER THEY WANT IT OR NOT.

01:09

AND I LIKE TO BRING YOU ALL THE LATEST TECH IN MY

01:11

FUTURE-FORWARD SEGMENT... "CYBORGASM"!

01:14

♪ ♪ [CRACKLING]

01:22

>> [GRUNTING] OH! >> Stephen: THEORETICAL,

01:32

THEORETICAL SPOT. FIRST UP ON CYBORGASM,

01:35

A SCIENTIFIC JOURNAL HAD AN ILLUSTRATION WHOOPSIE AFTER

01:39

"A STUDY FEATURING AN AI-GENERATED IMAGE OF A GIANT

01:42

RAT PENIS HAD TO BE RETRACTED, AND THE JOURNAL HAS NOW

01:46

APOLOGIZED." OKAY, I MEAN, A.I. IS STILL

01:51

PRETTY NEW AND OBVIOUSLY IT MAKES SOME MISTAKES,

01:52

BUT HOW GIANT A RAT PENIS COULD IT POSSIBLY --

01:56

OH, SWEET... OH, SWEET AND SOUR MICKEY!

02:02

WILLIE'S PACKIN' A STEAMBOAT. THIS IS EITHER FROM A SCIENTIFIC

02:06

JOURNAL OR THE CHILDREN'S BOOK "JACK AND THE GIANT PEEN-STALK."

02:13

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS ILLUSTRATION IS JUST HOW PLEASED

02:16

HE SEEMS. HE'S JUST STARING UP AT IT

02:19

WITH DEEP SATISFACTION. GOING "YA KNOW, I GOT A LOT

02:22

PROBLEMS IN LIFE. THIS AIN'T ONE OF 'EM.

02:28

LONG MAY YOU WAVE." NEXT UP, BIG NEWS FROM GOOGLE.

02:38

LAST MONTH, THE COMPANY PAUSED ITS AI CHATBOT'S IMAGE

02:42

GENERATION TOOL AFTER IT CREATED HISTORICALLY INACCURATE

02:45

PICTURES, INCLUDING BLACK VIKINGS, FEMALE POPES,

02:48

AND NATIVE AMERICANS AMONG THE FOUNDING FATHERS AND EVEN

02:51

GENERATED RACIALLY DIVERSE NAZIS.

02:54

APPARENTLY THE IMAGES WERE CAUSED BY AN OVERCORRECTION

02:57

TO LONG-STANDING RACIAL BIAS PROBLEMS IN AI.

03:00

OKAY, GOT IT. SO PEOPLE POINTED OUT,

03:03

BECAUSE A.I. IS TRAINED ON ARTWORK AND WRITING GENERATED BY

03:04

HUMANS, IT NATURALLY COMES WITH ALL THE PREJUDICES,

03:06

BOTH CONSCIOUS AND UNCONSCIOUS, THAT WE AS DEEPLY FLAWED HUMANS

03:10

CARRY WITH US ALL THE TIME. AND GOOGLE WAS LIKE,

03:12

"GOT IT! BLACK HITLER COMIN' UP!"

03:15

NEXT UP, AI LOVE IS IN THE AIR, BECAUSE "ROMANCES BETWEEN HUMAN

03:19

BEINGS AND AI CHATBOTS ARE BOOMING," WITH PEOPLE

03:26

CHATTING WITH A.I. APPS LIKE "LOVEGPT," "LOVER AI,"

03:29

AND "TRUE-MATE AI GIRLFRIEND CHAT."

03:34

WHAT IS IT LIKE TO SEND ROMANTIC DMs WITH AN A.I.?

03:36

"U UP? SEND SEXY PIC."

03:40

OKAY. [APPLAUSE]

03:51

OH, GOODNESS. EVEN WHEN YOU KNOW THAT GRAPHIC

03:59

IS COMING. NEXT UP ON THE 'GASM,

04:02

CHINESE ROBOTICS COMPANY UNITREE HAS MADE A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH

04:03

AND HUMANOID ROBOTS ARE RUNNING EVEN FASTER NOW.

04:06

COOL! NO DOWNSIDE THERE.

04:13

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE SPEDSTER IN ACTION!

04:15

BEHOLD, THE BLISTERING PACE OF THE FUTURE!

04:19

OUR MOST ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY HAS FINALLY REPRODUCED THE GAIT

04:24

OF A RETIREE HEADING FOR THE GOLDEN CORRAL BUFFET.

04:30

HARD TO GET THAT ONE OUT. THESE NEW CHINESE ROBOTS

04:35

ARE SO GOOD THAT THE UNITREE H1 IS THE FIRST HUMANOID TO NAIL

04:39

A BACKFLIP WITHOUT HYDRAULICS. STILL UNCLEAR WHAT THE

04:44

APPLICATION FOR THIS IS, BUT I GOTTA SAY, THINGS ARE LOOKING

04:48

REALLY GOOD FOR CHINA'S OLYMPIC GYMNASTICS TEAM.

04:51

UP NEXT, A WARNING FOR ALL THE TESLA OWNERS OUT THERE.

04:54

EVERYONE HATES YOU. [LAUGHTER]

05:00

AND ANOTHER WARNING, BE CAREFUL WHEN OFF-ROADING, BECAUSE

05:05

RECENTLY A TESLA CYBERTRUCK GOT STUCK WHILE DRIVING

05:06

ON A CALIFORNIA BEACH. THIS DESPITE THE TRUCK BEING

05:10

TOUTED ON TESLA'S WEBSITE AS "APOCALYPSE-PROOF."

05:14

IT REMINDS ME OF THAT FAMOUS POST-APOCALYPSE MOVIE,

05:15

"MAD MAX: FURY -- OH, NO, SAND!"

05:18

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CAROL BURNETT!

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