Fitness Influencers Pretending to be Monkeys
Summary
TLDRThe video script details the comedic exploration of a fitness and lifestyle movement inspired by simian behavior, led by individuals like Leo Urban and Victor Manuel F, who are both referred to as 'real-life Tarzans.' The script humorously discusses the concept of 'Primal parkour,' where practitioners engage in physical activities mimicking monkeys and apes, such as climbing trees and moving on all fours. Despite the lighthearted tone, the narrator acknowledges the potential benefits of these activities for connection with nature and physical fitness. The script also pokes fun at the idea of becoming immersed in this lifestyle and the unlikely camaraderie between the two 'Tarzans,' suggesting a sense of community rather than competition. The video concludes with an invitation to the narrator's upcoming shows in Irvine, California, and a playful offer to experience the 'monkey lifestyle' firsthand.
Takeaways
- đïž The speaker is performing five shows at the Irvine Improv from June 28th to 30th, with three shows being 18+ and two being 21+.
- đ The speaker expresses a strong affinity for monkeys, sharing personal anecdotes and enthusiasm for monkey-themed media.
- đ€žââïž Leo Urban, known as the real-life Tarzan, is highlighted for his Primal Parkour, which involves moving like a monkey in natural environments.
- đż Primal Parkour is described as a lifestyle inspired by urban parkour but practiced in nature, aiming to reconnect with our primal instincts.
- đ Leo sells a booklet introducing Primal Parkour, which includes a warm-up program and exercises in tree and rock climbing.
- đ§ââïž The practice is said to strengthen values like courage, perseverance, humility, and respect for nature.
- đŁ A key aspect of the Primal Parkour lifestyle is walking barefoot, which is believed to have unsuspected benefits.
- đïž Victor Manuel F, another proponent of ape-like movement, has created the Tarzan movement with a focus on rejecting modernity and embracing a monkey lifestyle.
- đ Both Leo and Victor are presented as being in excellent physical shape, suggesting that their lifestyle choices may have fitness benefits.
- đ€ Interestingly, despite being in the same niche, Leo and Victor are depicted as being good friends rather than rivals.
- đ The speaker humorously proposes the idea of a 'real-life Tarzan diss track', reflecting on the competitive nature often seen in similar niches.
- đ The speaker concludes with a light-hearted take on the lifestyle, suggesting that there might be something to gaining happiness and longevity from connecting with our animalistic side.
Q & A
When are the shows at the Irvine Improv scheduled?
-The shows at the Irvine Improv are scheduled from June 28th to the 30th.
What is the age restriction for the shows at the Irvine Improv?
-Out of the five shows, three are 18 and up, and the other two are 21 and up.
What is the significance of the weekend the shows are taking place?
-The shows coincide with the same weekend as VidCon, which was an unintentional scheduling overlap.
What is the speaker's favorite animal and why does the speaker hold it in high regard?
-The speaker's favorite animal is a monkey, which is attributed to a childhood affinity including a Build-A-Bear monkey, an imaginary gorilla friend, and watching the MVP primate movies.
Who is Leo Urban and what is he known for?
-Leo Urban is a French practitioner known online as the real-life Tarzan who practices a lifestyle called Primal parkour, inspired by urban parkour but performed in nature.
What is Primal parkour?
-Primal parkour is a discipline inspired by urban parkour, performed in nature, that seeks to reconnect with the elements, animals, and the genetic heritage of our ancestors.
What does Leo Urban sell on his website related to Primal parkour?
-Leo Urban sells a booklet called 'Introduction to Primal parkour' which includes the origins of Primal parkour, a warm-up program, introductory exercises in tree and rock climbing, and a glossary.
What is the main philosophy behind the Tarzan movement created by Victor Manuel F?
-The Tarzan movement is a fitness regime and lifestyle that encourages people to mimic the movements of apes and monkeys, aiming to reconnect with the natural world and embrace a spiritual connection to nature.
What is the unique aspect of the Tarzan movement retreats?
-The retreats offer a full immersion experience in the jungle with daily training and trekking, spotting and learning from orangutans and other animals, all while embracing the monkey lifestyle.
How much does it cost to join a Tarzan movement retreat?
-The price for a Tarzan movement retreat is $1,500, which includes a taxi from the airport, full pension, and participation in the immersive experience.
What is the speaker's opinion on the monkey lifestyle and its potential benefits?
-The speaker finds the lifestyle amusing and does not see any harm in it. They suggest that pretending to be a monkey might be a secret to happiness and a long life, although this is said in a humorous context.
Outlines
đïž Upcoming Comedy Shows at Irvine Improv
The speaker announces his upcoming comedy shows at the Irvine Improv from June 28th to 30th. He highlights that three of the five shows are open to those aged 18 and up, while the other two are for a 21 and up audience. He encourages fans to get tickets quickly, noting the overlap with VidCon as an unintentional coincidence. The speaker also humorously discusses his love for monkeys and discovers a group of people who live like monkeys, inspired by a Frenchman named Leo Urban, known as the real-life Tarzan.
đ€žââïž The Advent of Primal Parkour
The speaker delves into Leo Urban's lifestyle, known as Primal Parkour, which is a practice inspired by urban parkour but conducted in nature. He explores Leo's philosophy and approach to life, which includes a deep respect for nature and a focus on discipline, perseverance, and humility. The speaker also mentions Leo's efforts to promote environmental awareness and his website, which offers a booklet on Primal Parkour. The humor is continued with a playful critique of the barefoot aspect of the lifestyle.
đł Embracing the Monkey Lifestyle
The speaker continues to discuss the monkey lifestyle, highlighting Leo's commitment and his use of a meme to explain his abilities. He also touches upon another individual in China who claims that walking like a monkey has kept him healthy for decades. The speaker then introduces Victor Manuel F, another proponent of ape-like living, known for his Tarzan movement with a large following on Instagram. Victor's approach is more immersive, focusing on rejecting modernity and embracing a deeper connection with nature.
đ The Humor in Tarzan Movements
The speaker humorously imagines a scenario where he might take the Tarzan movement too far, leading to comical situations. He summarizes a documentary about the Tarzan movement, highlighting the fun and therapeutic aspects of the practice. He also points out the fitness benefits and the camaraderie between Leo and Victor, despite both being known as 'real-life Tarzans.' The speaker playfully suggests a rap rivalry between the two, imagining a 'diss track' between them.
đ Audience Engagement and Final Thoughts
In the concluding paragraph, the speaker engages with the audience by asking if they would like to see him try living like a monkey and share the effects on his life. He invites Leo or Victor to collaborate and humorously mentions his own shows in Irvine, coinciding with VidCon. The speaker also encourages viewers to like, subscribe, and comment, playfully referring to his fan community as citizens of 'Cown,' a fictional place where he is the mayor.
Mindmap
Keywords
đĄIrvine Improv
đĄVidCon
đĄPrimal Parkour
đĄLeo Urban
đĄTarzan Movement
đĄEnvironmental Activism
đĄFitness Influencers
đĄBarefoot
đĄHummanzi
đĄJungle Immersion
đĄSocial Media
Highlights
The speaker is performing five shows at the Irvine Improv from June 28th to the 30th, with tickets available now.
Of the five shows, three are 18 and up, and the other two are 21 and up.
The shows coincide with VidCon, which the speaker describes as a complete accident.
Leo Urban, known as the real-life Tarzan, is mentioned for his Primal parkour, inspired by urban parkour but practiced in nature.
Leo Urban sells a booklet introducing Primal parkour, which includes a warm-up program and exercises in tree and rock climbing.
Primal parkour aims to strengthen values such as courage, perseverance, humility, and respect for nature.
The speaker humorously discusses the idea of a monkey-themed gym called 'Gim Panzee'.
Victor Manuel F, another person referred to as the real-life Tarzan, has created the Tarzan movement with over 900,000 followers on Instagram.
The Tarzan movement is a fitness regime that encourages followers to mimic the movements of apes and monkeys.
Victor Manuel F organizes Tarzan movement retreats, offering jungle immersion experiences in Sumatra.
The speaker humorously suggests a rap battle between Leo Urban and Victor Manuel F over who is the 'real Tarzan'.
The speaker acknowledges that both Leo and Victor are in great shape and seem to enjoy their lifestyles.
The speaker proposes the idea of trying out a monkey-like lifestyle to see its effects, suggesting a potential future video.
The speaker invites viewers to engage by liking, subscribing, and commenting on whether they would like to see a monkey lifestyle video.
The speaker playfully claims to be the mayor of 'Cown', a fictional place where subscribers live.
The speaker reminds viewers of the upcoming shows in Irvine, California, which coincide with VidCon.
The video ends with a humorous note, as the speaker mentions having to go pee in his own mouth, referencing a video he filmed.
Transcripts
hey California I am doing five shows at
the Irvine Improv from June 28th to the
30th and tickets are available right now
and also only three of the five shows
are 18 and up the other two are 21 and
up so if you're only able to go to the
18 and up ones get your freaking tickets
right now the shows are taking place the
same weekend as VidCon that was a
complete accident didn't mean to do that
at all whoopsy daisies yeah go grab your
tickets and I'll see you there I can't
wait enjoy the video folks think of your
top three favorite animals right now you
got it now if a monkey is isn't in your
top three you're an idiot you are
objectively wrong show me one animal
other than a monkey that picks his butt
sniffs his finger and then falls off of
a tree branch from the stench don't
worry I'll
wait dude straight up I've always loved
monkeys the Build-A-Bear I got when I
was a kid was a monkey I had an
imaginary friend when I was a kid and he
was a gorilla and also I used to watch
MVP most valuable primate MVP 2 most
vertical primate and mxp most extreme
primate like every single week that's
like the Trilogy of all time wait a
minute it's a monkey and I assumed I was
in the top 1% of monkey fans but I just
found out that is not true I'm not even
close it's like when you see someone
post their Spotify wrapped on their
story and it says like they're the
0.1% fan of someone you're like how the
[Â __Â ] that even possible that's me with
monkeys my monkey rat because I just
became aware of a very small group of
people who not only love monkeys but
they are actually living their lives
like monkeys like they are quite
literally going bananas I had to get
that joke out of the way there are
people out there who are climbing trees
walking on all fours like gorillas
swinging on vines making monkey
sounds they're going absolutely monkey
mode so I first found out about this
lifestyle from this guy's Instagram page
his name is Leo Urban I think it's
pronounced leoan he's French and he has
the last name Urban the same way Keith
Urban does you know it's weird they have
that last name because both of these
guys seem pretty Rural and this guy is
known online as the real life Tarzan and
there's like a ton of Articles and
videos about him he also competes in
like professional tag which I just found
out was a real [Â __Â ] thing they got to
do that with other childhood games but
hide-and-seek in the Olympics DB Cooper
number one draft pick yes before we get
into this video and before I talk about
the this monkey movement at length I
just want to say I am in no way trying
to like shame these people for doing
this you can do whatever you want as
long as it's not hurting anybody okay
but I just think it's really interesting
and also really silly so I'm going to
goof on it a little bit sorry so I
watched a bunch of videos of Leo Urban
and I'll say this they're objectively
impressive there's videos of him
swinging on vines and branches climbing
and jumping around trees like it's
nothing it's pretty nuts and I was
immediately intrigued by this the first
question I had was like how far does
this go like what length does he live
his life as a monkey like is this just a
strictly fitness thing or an entire
lifestyle so let's go to his website and
find out so he calls this whole thing
Primal parkour and he defines it as
Primal parkour is inspired by Urban
parkour but it essentially takes shape
in nature the practitioner evolves in a
mixed and rugged environment in which he
will find his only inspiration o I guess
it's only for boys sorry controversial
take but I feel like all monkeys are
boys it's like how all cats are girls
and all dogs are boys they will find
their only inspiration the power of the
elements animals and the genetic
Heritage of our ancestors and on his
website he actually sells a booklet
called the introduction to Primal
parkour where you get the origins of
Primal parkour a warm-up program
introductory exercises in tree and rock
climbing and get this a glossery I don't
know how [Â __Â ] monkey like it is to
read a booklet you know like I feel like
if there was a booklet on how to be a
monkey the first page would be like
[Â __Â ] rip this out and eat it [Â __Â ]
chew on it I don't care wipe your ass
with it but if we scroll down a little
further he goes into more detail the
origins Primal has always existed
throughout history humans have had to
use their physical and instinctive
abilities to move hunt and defend
themselves in the 9s David Bell founded
parkour he was inspired by and adapted
it mainly to the urban environment in
2006 I discovered this Sport and living
at an altitude of 1,600 m i adapted
these techniques in this environment
quickly I achieved great Barefoot
performances which made me known in the
discipline values playing Outdoors all
year round while bare chested and bare
chested requires discipline and
perseverance respect for nature is
essential because it is the condition of
our Evolution through this this practice
you will strengthen values such as
courage perseverance humility and
respect all right I don't know about you
guys but I'm hooked this seems super
awesome and productive and not weird at
all so let's find out what the next main
aspect of this way of life
[Music]
is all right okay so before we can even
walk we wear shoes our best shoe is our
foot walking barefoot has unsuspected
benefits so take off your shoes and
enjoy yourself come on take them off
pick your Dan Schneider be like it is a
little bit too upfront about that aspect
of it you know like I think I think the
unsuspected benefits he's talking about
are only for him me seeing your feet
will benefit me greatly he does mention
the foot thing a lot and I'm sure that's
a pivotal part of this lifestyle but
like come on man for free really dude at
least put it behind a pay wall and make
that pay wall high enough that you can't
[Â __Â ] parkour over but you know I
guess it makes sense because monkeys are
usually bare feet you know they always
got their dogs out sometimes they wear
shoes and it's awesome and all jokes
aside from watching a lot of Leo's
content he seems like a really cool
genuine nice guy so I don't think like
the bare feet thing is coming from a
place of like perversion or anything
obviously but I think just like a
general rule of thumb or rule of toe if
a fitness influencer wants to see your
feet like right off the bat that's a
pretty big red flag all right thank you
so much for joining the monkey Madness
Fitness class now this is a pretty
exclusive program so I need to do a
quick screening process yeah for sure
all right first off let me see your feet
uh yeah sure makes sense you know
monkeys I guess monkeys didn't wear
shoes Okay makes sense okay my shoes are
off
great screening
process yeah good luck man thanks man
thank you so much for meeting with me I
have a lot to think about here I I'll
report back to my team and we'll be in
touch okay and don't worry my current
erection is completely unrelated to me
sucking on your toes see you later great
thanks wow I hope I get in hey you must
be David I'm the real life Tarzan are
you ready for your screening
process wait if you're the real life
Tarzan who the [Â __Â ] just sucked my toes
in theaters this summer the toe sucker
to trouble is a foot I seen a lot of
comments over the years saying that my
cutaway sketches go on for a little bit
too long and uh to that I
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actually saw of Leo was a really weird
one because it's like clearly AI
generated with like the voice over and
stuff how about getting back into the
wild tarz and style he lives for nature
and in nature and it did a pretty good
job of explaining what Leo's all about
Leo rin a 17 years of Parkour practice
practice behind him but it also had some
pretty weird statements in there you'll
need a few years of free running
experience in a body made of
steel perfect are monkeys bodies made of
steel should have paid attention in
Biology class that's [Â __Â ] awesome and
there's also another part of this video
that made me like really upset he has
gone back to basics and it eared him the
nickname of hum manzi this is a form of
exercise where you pretend to be a
monkey so you don't have to go to the
gym the fact that they've never coined
the term G panzee
is honestly heartbreaking so Leo if
you're watching this use it okay use
that term open up a bunch of monkey
themed gyms call them gim panes play the
MVP movies on repeat on the TVs have
bananas all over the place and you can
even have a tanning bed there so people
could get an
orangutan instead of showers you'd pick
the bugs off each other's back I don't
know but like I said earlier Leo [Â __Â ]
like walks around on his knuckles and he
does like little knuckle fist bumps and
stuff and he also encourages people to
make monkey noises while they're
climbing
trees and you know how weird this is I
do love how committed he is to the
lifestyle he's basically the embodiment
of the meme okay so basically I'm monkey
When anybody asks him how he's able to
do all this crazy stuff he just shows
him that Meme and honestly in the grand
scheme of Fitness influencers trying to
sell you a certain lifestyle this is
very tame especially Fitness influencers
who use the term
Primal Leo is the a superior Fitness
influencer in that category for sure and
also Leo is constantly posting about the
environment and raising money for
Charities that are helping with climate
change and the loss of the animal's
natural habitat he also posted probably
the hardest picture I've ever seen in my
life on his Facebook page so [Â __Â ]
prepare
[Music]
yourselves that is so fire are you
[Â __Â ] kidding Michelangelo who
creation of Adam more like creation of
Adam painting that's a piece of [Â __Â ]
compared to this although after seeing
where monkeys put their fingers I
wouldn't be rushing to touch tips with
this guy but Leo isn't the only person
doing this in my research I found
another article about a guy in China who
claims that walking like a monkey has
stopped him from getting ill for three
decades or maybe he just can't get
health care every time he walks into a
hospital they're like dude you're you
got to go to the vet you're a gorilla
dude what are you doing here holy [Â __Â ]
is this a secret to a long life just
walking on all fours all those [Â __Â ]
pay pigs they're going to live forever
I'll read a little bit of the article I
started doing this walk exercise when I
was about 20 years old the Chinese man
told pear video I often watched the
monkeys at the zoo I thought it looked
so fun and I started imitating he added
good for him I'm also pretty glad that
he picked the monkeys to imitate like
that's a little weird but any other
animal would have been that extra step
of crazy you know yeah I just loved
watching the snakes so the last 20 years
I've kind of just been slithering around
and every couple months I rip my skin so
this movement exists all over but Leo
Urban is the main real life
Tarzan or so I thought turns out there's
another person who is also called the
real life Tarzan and Leo's dedication to
the ape lifestyle is pretty tame
compared to this next guy and his name
is Victor Manuel F sorry if I'm
pronouncing that wrong Victor is the
creator of this thing called the Tarzan
movement Tarzan movement back there
which has over 900,000 followers on
Instagram and Victor's connection with
monkeys runs much deeper than just
climbing on trees and running around
like Leo does essentially both of these
guys have the same mission statement
which is reject modernity Embrace monkey
but the way I see it Leo is parkour
first because he still does Urban
parkour I guess all the parkour he does
is urban cuz that's his last name but he
still climbs around in like buildings
and stuff but Victor on the other hand
is all in on the monkey lifestyle like
if there was a monkey off between Leo
and Victor Victor would be the
Victor according to an independent arti
today Fus believes that many humans have
lost touch with the natural world he
also believes that Apes embody a
spiritual connection to Nature that
we've forgotten about in our culture of
go- go capitalism and office cubicle so
he created a new instructive movement
that has already convinced hundreds of
people to take to the jungle and pretend
to be Apes known as the Tarzan movement
it is a fitness regime and novel
approach to life taught internationally
through workshops and climbing classes
with FAS encouraging his followers to
mimic the movements of apes and monkey
so he's fully embraced the monkey
gorilla glue to him is just glue and if
you go to Victor's Instagram it's just
him posting about the upcoming Tarzan
movement Retreats that he has coming up
like this jungle immersion from August
19th to 25th full immersion with me and
a team of local guides in the jungle of
Sumatra everyday 4-Hour training and
trekkings daily trips to spot and learn
from orangutan and other animals holy
damn what are you learning from the
orangutan what is he teaching you guys
deep in the the woods of Sumatra there
is an orangutan who will teach us long
division okay we camp by the river every
day carnivore or veg meal on your
preference okay if you're going to do a
fully immersive monkey trip you guys
should only be eating bananas and bugs
price is $1,500 includes taxi from
airport full pension and wow that's
pretty good actually a lot of companies
aren't even offering those these days so
that's that's pretty good send a message
to join and then the foot emoji
okay now why that emoji why is that
emoji there what kind of message do you
want me to send yes so if you want to
come to the Jungle if it's if you're
interested just send a complete 360 scan
of your feet uh your size and um some
used socks where do you go to the
bathroom on these Retreats you know just
like in the forest I guess or wait no
never mind dude have you guys seen that
video of the monkey uh peeing in its own
mouth is that what you learned from the
aratan dude that'd be awesome so I
watched Victor's entire documentary that
he posted on his Channel about this um
philosophy and it basically boils down
to like tapping into the animal parts of
ourselves which I imagine can be pretty
therapeutic but it is super funny
picturing someone taking the Tarzan
movement like way too far though now may
you all please rise for the
[Music]
bride she promised me she wouldn't walk
like a monkey sir why is she walking
like a monkey she just got back from a
jungle Retreat should I keep going or
should I
stop oh my God she promised me she
wouldn't throw her poop like a monkey
I'm not going to do a recap of the whole
documentary cuz it's it's pretty long
and it's in another language also but
the rest of the documentary showcases
him teaching people the ways of the
Tarzan movement and everybody seems to
be having like a blast while they're
doing it and you know what the more I
think about this the more it makes sense
I walk by so many climbable trees when
I'm walking my dog and in my head I'm
just like God that'd be such a fun one
to climb I could just go up and just
chill but I'd get yelled at if I climbed
one of my neighbor trees so all the
power to these people if it's working
for them but there's one part of the
documentary that made me laugh pretty
hard though it shows him like training
one of his students in the art of Tarzan
movement and at the one part he's just
straight up throwing apples at the guy
I don't know what that's supposed to do
how did you even come up with that right
I imagine he's just like no I do this
all the time with the monkeys at the zoo
I go in there with a big basket of
apples and I just [Â __Â ] Chuck at I
throw apples at these monkeys for hours
dude no curveball no change up just
straight [Â __Â ] gas man and as much as
I'm goofing on it it seems to work like
both of these real life tar Tarzan
Tarzan they're both in awesome shape
like they're both jacked and I would
hate to get in a fight with someone who
is constantly pretending to be a monkey
you know they're ripping your face off
but the craziest thing about this whole
Tarzan movement it's not the walking on
your knuckles being Barefoot all the
time climbing trees making monkey sounds
all that aside the weirdest part of all
of this you'd assume that these two guys
would be like mortal enemies two guys
operating in the same Niche with like
different news outlets each calling them
the real life Tarzan these guys should
be like at each other's throats and [Â __Â ]
but they're not they're like best
friends it's like no bad blood
whatsoever they're just like yeah dude
we're we did it we're monkeys man and
yeah is it [Â __Â ] super cute to see two
guys climbing trees and having a good
time together absolutely is that also
maybe a sign that possibly connecting to
your animal side like fully removes your
ego and you can actually like enjoy life
for the first time in your life maybe
but I'm about to say it these two guys
being all buddy buddy that's not very
Monkey like like if you're a [Â __Â ] Top
Dog monkey you know and another monkey
tries to move in on your territory you
got to stay in your ground you got to
[Â __Â ] you got to mostly I want these
guys to beef with each other cuz I think
could be super funny like I would
absolutely love to see a real life
Tarzan diss track you
[Music]
know who the [Â __Â ] is claiming to be the
real
Tarzan I'm the real Tarzan [Â __Â ] my dad
is a
monkey I'm
Tarzan you're lil xan one time I killed
a leopard with a
spear it's the best day of my
life listen up I can throw my [Â __Â ] a
quarter mile you got no balls infertile
quit saying you're the real Tarzan or
you'll live to regret it like what Dar
man you're a bip [Â __Â ] rocket running
shoes I reckon stupid [Â __Â ] and I'm
swinging on vines Jane say you last
second now I got your girl and she all
on my tree she wants to get her belt
unbuckled I don't wear belts me the MVP
she do the Walk of Shame on her Knuckles
I'm the real thing you an imitation I'm
chilling with some Apes in a river Bas
we all yell at in no conversation cuz
they're monkeys they were masturba now I
may not be a monkey genetically Homo
sapiens technically true i' be climbing
trees inity you're monkeying around
pathetically [Â __Â ] call me key I'm
surrounded by pe legit raised by monkeys
is not a big deal like a b my ass is out
you smelling my finger you're passing
out see you suck my dick no homo erectus
deforestation someone protect us hun for
support like they try to eject us when
monkey smile is just so infectious sorry
about that got carried away just like
the lady in King Kong yeah I'm banging
on my chest all day peeing my mouth with
my dingdong what the [Â __Â ] dude no have
you seen that video the of the monkey
peeing in his own mouth I I actually
filmed that video I know that guy pretty
well he did it he was he doesn't always
do that he just had too much banana lure
but it's it's whatever I'm the real
Tarzan so
I'm now realizing that this is the
second time that I've written and
recorded a diss track from the
perspective of a Disney character you
either die a hero or live long enough to
see yourself become the villain I don't
know in conclusion I don't really see
anything wrong with this lifestyle it's
not hurting anybody I just thought it
was really funny to pretend to be a
monkey and I wanted to goof on it for a
little bit but who knows maybe
pretending to be a monkey is a secret
maybe that's the secret to happiness and
a long life and there's really only one
way to find out so how about you guys
leave a comment let me know if you want
to see me do a video where I uh try to
live like a freaking monkey and uh and
see how it affects my life and Leo or
Victor if you guys are watching this
video freaking pick up that banana foam
hit me up dude all right that's it thank
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I would stick around but unfortunately I
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