The Boys Become News Reporters for a Day. (bad idea)

The Boys
11 May 202445:46

Summary

TLDRThe transcript appears to be a chaotic and humorous mock news report, featuring a team of reporters including Josh, Molly, and others, covering various bizarre and fictitious events. The narrative is filled with absurd commentary, nonsensical scenarios, and a heavy dose of satire. The reporters engage in on-the-spot reactions to situations like a green screen mystery challenge, a chaotic scene involving a game of 1v1.lol, and a roller coaster ride at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. The dialogue is interspersed with pop culture references, crude humor, and a running commentary on the absurdity of the scenes they are supposedly reporting from. The summary of such a script would highlight its satirical take on news reporting and the exaggerated, comedic situations the characters find themselves in, without taking itself seriously.

Takeaways

  • 🎮 The script discusses a mobile game called '1v1.lol', highlighting its battle royale format and unique Champions with special powers.
  • 🤣 The reporters use humor and satire while covering various scenarios, indicating a comedic approach to their news reporting.
  • 📱 The game '1v1.lol' is described as being free-to-play and adaptable to the player's skill level, allowing for a wide range of participants.
  • 🔗 The script includes a call to action for viewers to download the game by following a link in the description.
  • 🎙️ The reporters engage in playful banter and commentary, suggesting a light-hearted and entertaining news format.
  • 🚨 The script contains several references to chaotic and unusual situations, with reporters seemingly on the scene of various bizarre events.
  • 🤔 There are moments where the reporters pretend to be confused about their actual location, adding to the comedic effect.
  • 🎉 The script mentions a special event featuring performances by 50 Cent and Nickelback, suggesting a promotional aspect to the content.
  • 🚨 The reporters describe scenes that are both dangerous and absurd, often with a focus on the sensory experiences (smells, sounds).
  • 🤯 The script contains explicit and adult humor, indicating that the content is intended for mature audiences.
  • 📛 The narrative includes a variety of characters and scenarios, from on-the-ground reporting to personal anecdotes, creating a diverse and dynamic storyline.

Q & A

  • What is the setting of the video described in the transcript?

    -The video takes place at various chaotic and humorous scenes, including a green screen reporting segment, a 'wet school' which is a pun for a difficult situation, and a Furry Convention, among other absurd and fictional locations.

  • What is the nature of the commentary provided by the characters in the video?

    -The commentary is intentionally poor and humorous, with the reporters making guesses about what is happening behind them based on the anchor's descriptions, often leading to comedic misunderstandings and inappropriate remarks.

  • What is the role of the green screen in the video?

    -The green screen is used as a central element in the video where the reporter, Josh, has no idea what is happening behind him and must guess based on the anchor's commentary, adding to the humor and confusion of the situation.

  • What is the significance of the game '1v1.lol' mentioned in the transcript?

    -The game '1v1.lol' is a free-to-play battle royale game for mobile that is mentioned as a promotional element within the video's script. It is described with various Champions, each with unique powers and abilities.

  • Why does the reporter Molly mention草莓采摘 (strawberry picking) and跳舞 (dancing)?

    -Molly mentions these activities to describe her experiences in the impoverished area she is reporting from, indicating that despite the hardships, there are still moments of joy and normalcy in the community.

  • What is the reporter Josh's reaction to the situation he finds himself in?

    -Josh expresses a mix of fear, confusion, and dark humor as he tries to navigate the absurd and chaotic situations he is placed in, often making inappropriate or nonsensical comments.

  • Why does the reporter Molly use the phrase 'I tried to get Vanessa from accounting to suck my toes'?

    -This phrase is used by Molly to humorously explain why she was sent to the location she is reporting from, implying that she was seeking some sort of personal growth or 'finding herself' as a result of a misguided attempt at pleasure.

  • What is the tone of the video as depicted in the transcript?

    -The tone of the video is highly satirical, irreverent, and filled with dark humor, with the reporters making crude and often inappropriate comments about the situations they are supposedly covering.

  • What is the significance of the 'Roller Coaster' segment with Eddie?

    -The 'Roller Coaster' segment with Eddie is a fictional and humorous scenario where Eddie, a cleaner at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, finds himself unexpectedly on a roller coaster, adding to the absurdity of the video.

  • Why does the reporter refer to the situation as a 'MH pit'?

    -The term 'MH pit' is likely a slang or colloquial term used by the reporter to describe a chaotic or undesirable situation, possibly referencing a messy or disorganized scene.

  • What is the reporter Juicy's reaction to the chaotic scene they are reporting from?

    -Juicy expresses sexual frustration and discomfort with the scene, indicating a level of absurdity and inappropriateness in the reporter's commentary that adds to the overall humor of the video.

Outlines

00:00

🎥 Green Screen Reporting and 1v1.lol Game Promotion

The video features a unique approach to reporting with a green screen mystery challenge, where Josh, positioned in front of a green screen, must guess what's happening behind him based on the anchor's commentary. The anchor, Juicy, teases various scenarios, some of which are absurd and humorous. The segment transitions into promoting a mobile battle royale game called 1v1.lol, highlighting its Champions with unique abilities. The reporters engage in playful banter, with Josh revealing his inexperience with the game and Juicy offering to help him improve. The video is live, adding an element of spontaneity to the presentation.

05:01

🤔 Josh's On-Site Reporting Dilemma

In this segment, Josh finds himself in a challenging and messy on-site situation, possibly a wet school that he confuses with a water park. He experiences discomfort and uncertainty about how to extricate himself from the situation, even considering a helicopter rescue. The studio team, however, remains light-hearted about his predicament. The narrative then shifts to a discussion about Pokémon, where the most favored Pokémon is revealed to be Vaporeon.

10:04

🦊 Furry Convention Coverage and Personal Anecdotes

The reporter, Narrator, attends what he believes to be a Furry Convention, expressing his admiration for 'furry friends' and recounting his interactions with them. He mentions a particular furry named Skip and shares his excitement about being amidst the event. The segment includes humorous banter about the reporter's location and his personal opinions on the event's activities. It also involves a playful 'get down' segment, which seems to be a running gag.

15:05

🚨 Chaotic Scene with Juicy's Hammer

Juicy, another reporter, is on the scene of a chaotic situation involving a mysterious event that he describes with a mix of confusion and frustration. He mentions a 'big crash' and the sudden appearance of unknown elements, contributing to the disorder. The dialogue is laced with sexual innuendo and bizarre references, creating a sense of an absurd and over-the-top scenario. Juicy also discusses the smell of the scene, comparing it to a mix of Big Mac sauce and Icy Hot.

20:05

🎢 Eddie's Roller Coaster Adventure

Eddie, a reporter, finds himself unexpectedly on a roller coaster at the grand opening of a new ride at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. He describes the experience as thrilling, with the wind in his hair, and expresses confusion about how he ended up on the ride. The segment includes a discussion about the pizzeria and the roller coaster, with Eddie's reactions providing comic relief.

25:06

🌞 Reporter Molly's Vibrant Scene Coverage

Molly, a reporter, is in a location with a group of people engaged in drug use and surrounded by colorful artifacts. She describes the scene as being similar to a pride flag and discusses the legality of her actions. The segment takes a turn when a new character, Diesel, is introduced, and Molly comments on his characteristics. The scene is portrayed as both serious and humorous, with Molly's experiences adding an educational twist to the narrative.

30:07

🏰 Live Coverage of a Bizarre and Racy Event

The video features live coverage of an event with strong mature content warnings. The reporter, Molly, describes the scene as 'sick' and 'intoxicating,' with references to Elon Musk and the possibility of making someone immortal. The segment includes discussions about sexual attraction and personal preferences, with Molly expressing her desires openly. The event is chaotic, with elements of absurdity and exaggeration.

35:09

🎉 Josh's Unusual Scene Exploration

Josh, another reporter, explores a scene filled with people and activities that are not clearly defined. He discusses entering the area, the various interactions he observes, and his personal comfort in a specific location within the scene. The segment touches on the community's cause, which has managed to raise a significant amount of money. There are also references to the online community's scrutiny of the event.

40:10

🐺 Molly's Skid Row Coverage

Molly provides a candid report from Skid Row in Los Angeles, describing the harsh living conditions and the people's struggles. She encounters various individuals and situations, including a man eating sardines from a can and another man sleeping on the street. Molly's report is a mix of empathy, dark humor, and social commentary, offering a glimpse into a marginalized community.

45:12

🛍️ The Boys Club Membership Promotion

The video concludes with a promotion for the Boys Club, encouraging viewers to join their exclusive newsletter for a discount on their first order and early access to new product drops. The segment features a call to action to scroll down the page and click on the join button for membership benefits, highlighting the Boys Club's offerings and the allure of behind-the-scenes content.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Green Screen

A green screen is a technology used in film and video production where a scene is shot in front of a solid color background (usually green) that can later be replaced with other images or video footage. In the script, it is used for a 'mystery challenge' where the person in front of the screen has to guess what's happening behind them based on commentary, adding an element of surprise and humor to the video.

💡1v1.lol

1v1.lol is mentioned as a popular free-to-play battle royale game for mobile devices. The game features Champions with unique powers and abilities, which change the dynamics of gameplay. It is highlighted in the script as a key topic of discussion, showing the influence of gaming culture and online communities in the video's content.

💡Chaos

Chaos refers to a state of extreme confusion and disorder. Throughout the script, the term is used to describe the unpredictable and humorous situations the reporters find themselves in, contributing to the video's comedic theme and highlighting the unpredictable nature of the events being covered.

💡Furry Convention

A Furry Convention is a gathering of enthusiasts who celebrate anthropomorphic animal characters with their own cultures, art, and social lives. In the script, the reporter playfully guesses that they are at a Furry Convention, which is a humorous way to describe the unusual and fantastical elements they are encountering.

💡Roller Coaster

A roller coaster is a type of amusement ride that operates by running along a track with high highs and lows. In the script, one of the characters finds themselves unexpectedly on a roller coaster, which serves as a metaphor for the ups and downs they are experiencing throughout the video, adding to the overall sense of excitement and unpredictability.

💡Skid Row

Skid Row is a region in Los Angeles known for its high concentration of homeless individuals and poverty. The script humorously uses the term 'Skid Row' to describe a chaotic and impoverished scene the reporter is navigating, playing on the viewer's expectations and adding a layer of social commentary to the video's humor.

💡Sexual Frustration

Sexual frustration refers to the discomfort or dissatisfaction a person feels when their sexual desires are not fulfilled. In the script, it is used in a humorous context to describe the reporter's exaggerated reactions to the bizarre situations they encounter, adding to the video's absurd and comedic tone.

💡Live Reporting

Live reporting is the act of delivering news or information in real-time as events unfold. The script features several instances of live reporting, often with a comedic twist, where the reporters describe outlandish scenarios and situations, showcasing the video's focus on humor and satire.

💡Situational Comedy

Situational comedy is a genre of comedy that relies on absurd, humorous, or improbable situations and the way characters react to them. The script is filled with examples of situational comedy, as the reporters find themselves in a series of outlandish and humorous scenarios, which is central to the video's comedic approach.

💡Social Commentary

Social commentary involves the examination and critique of social values and behaviors, often through humor or satire. The script uses absurd situations and exaggerated scenarios to provide social commentary on various topics, such as gaming culture, community events, and societal norms, which adds depth to the video's humor.

💡Anthropomorphism

Anthropomorphism is the attribution of human characteristics or behavior to animals, non-living things, or even ideas. The script humorously refers to this concept, particularly in the context of the Furry Convention, where animal characters are given human-like qualities, which is a central theme in the video's narrative.

Highlights

The introduction of a new and special segment involving green screen reporting and a mystery challenge.

The concept of the show is similar to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway', with one person live in front of a green screen, unaware of the scene behind them.

Josh, the reporter, is on the scene with no knowledge of the situation behind him and must guess based on the anchor's commentary.

The anchor uses humor and absurd descriptions to describe the situation, leading to comedic misunderstandings.

The segment includes a promotion for the mobile game '1v1.lol', highlighting its battle royale format and customizable Champions.

The game is described as being free-to-play with the ability to upgrade weapons through various in-game methods.

The reporter, Josh, humorously comments on his environment, which is undisclosed to him, using creative and exaggerated language.

The studio hosts engage in a playful debate about who would go first in a game scenario, using rock-paper-scissors to decide.

A live on-the-ground reporter describes a chaotic scene, using vivid and humorous language to paint a picture without revealing the actual setting.

The reporter humorously discusses the challenges of navigating the scene, including a mention of stepping on an unidentified squishy substance.

A segment of the transcript involves a reporter seemingly in a school, discussing the environment and the unexpected situations he encounters.

The reporter expresses a humorous concern about being stuck in the location and requests for a helicopter or an Uber to get out.

The transcript includes a moment where the reporter is asked to guess his location based on the situation and his experiences.

The show's hosts and reporters engage in a series of puns and humorous exchanges that add to the comedic nature of the segment.

The reporter, while on the scene, is asked about his personal preferences in a humorous and absurd on-air question, to which he gives an unexpected answer.

The segment concludes with a dramatic and chaotic scene, where the reporter is caught in the middle of a confusing and humorous situation.

The show ends with a teaser for the next segment, which includes a hint about the most right after a break, adding to the anticipation.

Transcripts

00:01

[Music]

00:06

breaking news we're back on the scene at

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another shitty boys shoot I'm here with

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Josh Josh tell them about what we got

00:11

going on today thank you juicy today

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we're going to be doing something very

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special something new juicy is what I've

00:17

heard we're going to be doing green

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screen reporting mystery challenge

00:20

that's right the green screen it's a

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favorite amongst the fans you all know

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it you all love it we're all here with

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all the boys here today say hello boys

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we're essentially copying who line Is It

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Anyway all right

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and it's basically one person goes

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across to a live scene in front of a

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giant green screen and he doesn't even

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know what's being portrayed behind him

00:41

okay we got Josh on the scene today can

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we cut to Josh

00:46

please hello juicy hey yep you're a bit

00:49

of a delay there buddy so the idea is I

00:50

have no idea what's happening behind me

00:52

this is a giant panel of green and only

00:55

the anchor can tell what's happening and

00:57

I have to guess what is happening behind

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me based on his shitty commentary oh

01:01

that thing's huge it's a big one is it

01:03

yeah it is oh I see it now is that Drake

01:05

yeah I've taken one of those before and

01:08

I tell you it took me weeks to sit down

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after that

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one now from over here to all the way

01:15

down here you're really going to have

01:17

trouble hitting the midsection that's

01:19

really going to make you make you sore

01:20

back to you juicy that was good Josh

01:23

thank you for explaining the video we

01:24

are on the ground with uh Josh dub Josh

01:27

can you tell us what is going on around

01:29

there hello there Molly uh yes it seems

01:31

to be very chaotic down here like I

01:34

can't really oh hang hang on a

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second Josh what exactly is going on

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down there why are you on your are you

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playing a game on your phone in the

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middle of all this chaos 1 V one. LOL

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interesting interesting it must be

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pretty good uh one 1 V one. LOL I feel

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like we can say anything to this guy at

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this moment Molly U hey Josh do you suck

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toes huh it's one V one LOL ah all right

02:01

all right look if I was looking for some

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of the biggest YouTubers in the world

02:04

where would I find them

02:06

Josh 1v1.lol okay okay okay I'll bite

02:10

what is 1 V one. LOL well Eddie all you

02:14

had to do was ask 1v1.lol is one of the

02:17

biggest free-to-play battle royale games

02:20

for mobile in the world right now Eddie

02:22

1v1.lol takes it to a different level

02:24

with Champions with different powers and

02:26

abilities that totally change the game

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imagine you're being chased by a and you

02:30

were the last one up Eddie what would

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you do uh I would uh definitely lose

02:35

what would you do Molly um well if

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you're Frost you can turn into a giant

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snowball and simply roll away or if

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you're Sky you can jump up to areas that

02:44

other enemies can't catch you and there

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are many many more Champions like that

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in the game Josh what is the best

02:50

feature of all best of all you can

02:52

upgrade your weapons whether it's

02:54

through leveling opening boxes or gems

02:57

in the store open your phone right now

02:59

and jump in the squad boys but Josh wait

03:02

I'm a Noob at this dude like are you

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going to carry me Daddy obviously yes

03:07

but the game will adapt to your skill

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you can download 1v1.lol by checking out

03:12

the link in the description or searching

03:14

for it in the app store or whichever

03:16

mobile device you use well all right

03:18

that's it back to the studio who would

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like to go first who would like to be

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the first person to report the news rock

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paper scissors Rock Paper Scissors Shoot

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Rock Paper Scissors

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Shoot oh between me and you Rock Paper

03:30

Scissors Shoot got you go be a

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co-host yeah yeah yeah yeah hell yeah

03:37

now we on this side of the screen get to

03:39

see what's being played behind Josh's

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screen live this video is live right now

03:44

this all live this isn't a pre-recorded

03:46

thing thank you again Eddie for that uh

03:48

developing horrible crisis at the border

03:50

now we cut to our correspondent Josh

03:51

who's in a rather deep moist situation

03:54

it's getting a little wet down here

03:55

Molly that's right uh as you can see uh

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oops it's a little squishy sorry I don't

04:01

know what I just stepped on exactly but

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I got to say I've been in the business

04:04

for a very long time and uh this turns

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me on a little

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bit um Josh could you please uh tell us

04:12

about the smell down there uh it's kind

04:15

of pooy it's definitely got a bit of an

04:17

old Penny smell uh in particular I've

04:20

joked it a couple times to this

04:22

particular scene behind me now Josh

04:24

you've had quite a few close calls in

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your reporting days and even during this

04:28

uh this shoot how are you feeling right

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now your nerves steady uh as I've got a

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bit of a shake happening right now I've

04:34

creamed my pants this particular area

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right here this is very

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upsetting this right here I kind of find

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this quite

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pleasing oh very good Josh thank you

04:48

thank you oh Josh coming up right now

04:50

what is that to the left is this left

04:53

yeah right there that left oh man I can

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tell you right now I'm not racist but I

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personally I've had enough of this whole

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thing right here

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yeah I think they should probably just

05:03

get make that illegal if if if you ask

05:05

me it makes me feel weird to touch it a

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little bit right there

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yeah yeah no that's I have a feeling

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that's going to end up in a tweet Longo

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there Molly I uh I couldn't have said it

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better myself any parting words before

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you come back to the studio from the

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scene uh yes juicy um I'm not really

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sure if it's in the studio budget I'm

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not really sure how I'm going to get out

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here if there's anywhere a helicopter

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can land maybe over here if we could

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drop a helicopter over here if that's

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not too much trouble I've called an Uber

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but they got caught

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up and I personally I think I'm going to

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be stuck in this general

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area I don't know how long I'm going to

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be stuck here personally I'm very

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worried how how is it looking back in

05:52

the studio nice toasty and dry in the

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studio Josh thank you good thing you

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didn't go on site with a gun

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a gun you are in a school I'm in a

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school that explains

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my oh can we cut where do you think you

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are right now I'm in a wet School

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my um I I'm in a water park a wet School

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you are technically in a wet school he

06:19

was where am I please tell me where I am

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I'm scared can you send get help okay

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and that was Josh that was wonderful and

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uh now we're going to go to uh toasted

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SHO choose with which Pokémon is the

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most right after this

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break thank you for that juicy the most

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pokemon is indeed

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Vaporeon now back to

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[Music]

06:54

you we need a co-host but uh hey

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hey hey you can do that you want a

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co-host we uh okay see see

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seor oh 5 minutes 5 minute break 5

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minutes CH go picked the one guy with

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the St shirt and the bandana it's all we

07:16

[Music]

07:21

got 911 news welcome back to 911 news

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with your hosts Molly and janitor Eddie

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and it's the

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our only reporter left in the office

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narrator is on the scene of something

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looking very

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violent Nar can you tell us what you

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were seeing where you are right now yes

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I can guys let me let me tell you okay

07:46

not even Gordon Ramsay himself could

07:48

cook up a better story than what's going

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on right

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here things are going wild as soon as I

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stepped onto the scene okay all of this

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right here hasn't stopped since I since

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I got here this morning you could really

08:00

say that things are getting very wild

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right now where you're at oh they're

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they're getting very

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W um I've been here since 5:00 in the

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morning and let me tell you the sounds

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the smells all from over

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here nonstop since I started and let me

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tell you I'm getting kind of addicted

08:21

how many things are you seeing right now

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there seems to be a load on screen well

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I see uh uh the pretty one right here uh

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a not so pretty one right here th this

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this one over here is just eyeballing me

08:33

for like 45 minutes there is a lot of

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motion happening right now not alert

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specifically there's a lot of spinning

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how are you not dizzy right now well

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listen uh when I was a kid I played a

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lot of be blades all right I I would

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spin like this all right and all of

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these things right here eventually when

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we all get together we just start

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spinning we all spin with each other

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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa get down there

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in who what what oh my

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listen it's you're fine now you're fine

09:01

now a lot of things are spinning kind of

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like this story we're going to spin this

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for another couple hours some of the

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things that we're seeing look fluffy can

09:09

you tell us what they feel like um yeah

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give me a sec

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uh how are you you doing

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good that's

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a the really fluffy out here mly uh if I

09:24

had to say it's kind of like a mixture

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between the charman Huggy Bear and a

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little bit of ultra off plush it's it's

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really great it's great in your hands

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great in your hair great in your heart

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now I know you're a man of puns and um

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it does look like things are hanging

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around out there yes a lot of things

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have been hanging around especially with

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a lot of all these uh the soft things

09:44

right here and especially this guy right

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over here different sizes different

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shapes um but this one's my

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favorite I really like that one that

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one's my favorite uh I think it's time

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again for the uh usual get down narrator

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get down you put that

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away sorry it's getting very crazy and

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hectic around here all right how does it

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feel uh to be in such a peaceful scene

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right now before it uh before you go to

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oh now you're uh back to listen Eddie I

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I just got to let I got I got to tell

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you like it is all right things like

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this are something that you witness once

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in a

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lifetime every great thing has to have a

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witness I'm just going to take this

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in it's stunning isn't

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it yeah that's

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right well we had just thrilled here in

10:44

the uh the station to see that you're

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having a good time on the ground get

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down on the ground time for your normal

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get down get down how does it feel to be

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around so many Furry Friends well let me

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tell you no one quite likes these furry

10:56

friends more than me a lot of people

10:58

around the world say that they are the

11:00

biggest fans they're not I am they're my

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favorite especially this

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guy his name is

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Skip he doesn't skip though it's quite a

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conundrum where do you think you are

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right now narrator um honestly I think

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uh I mean probably somewhere in

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la oh you're bad for that one yo bad for

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that com is correct for that one I would

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say uh honestly in my professional

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opinion what

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hey like listen it's it's it's La is a

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very sketchy

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place all right enough monkeying around

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narator can you tell us what's happening

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right now well um I got two guesses am I

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like a Furry

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Convention very close but no you have

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one more guess I'm going to say the San

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Diego Zoo ooh very close Okay

11:57

narrator he said could you pick pick up

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Taco Bell on the way back to the office

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of course I can but I heard pizza here

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we

12:07

go you said I'm in LA and it was this

12:09

big monkey spinning around in the pool

12:11

look this part here I'm somewhere in La

12:13

this is the one you kept saying was your

12:14

favorite and you started spinning around

12:16

with

12:22

it welcome back to Tar TV it's your two

12:26

favorite co-hosts narrator and Josh

12:29

how you doing today Josh I'm doing great

12:31

how you doing today n I'm doing

12:32

fantastic yeah telling the news is one

12:34

of my favorite P times there narat oh

12:36

man oh Josh something's coming in what

12:39

do you know we got a live report here

12:40

this is coming in brand new and fresh we

12:42

got a little man on the ground with the

12:44

pound it's juy fruit snacks reporting

12:46

live juicy what is happening down there

12:48

it looks kind of

12:52

chaotic we're live we're live

12:55

hi hi uh Josh and narrator I live on the

13:00

scene today and um well we got quite a

13:03

situation right here I don't know about

13:05

you guys back at home but uh this kind

13:08

of sexually frustrates

13:10

me um I'm quite sexually frustrated by

13:14

specifically that right

13:17

there juicy with that hammer walking

13:20

around one might think you're having a

13:21

run Riot going on what's what's going on

13:23

out there well the scene's not looking

13:25

uh good today basically what happened

13:27

was there was a a big crash all these

13:30

things showed

13:31

up all of this here nobody knows where

13:34

they came from and um it's only getting

13:37

worse it certainly seems like it juicy

13:39

on the ground there um and what do you

13:41

think about that particular uh thing

13:43

that's happening behind you right now

13:45

cuz it looks a little

13:47

violent that's kind of gay Josh whatever

13:50

that is right there that's it's it's

13:53

kind of gay it's very my feet feel weird

13:56

uh I got a weird tingling sensation

13:58

again um very sexually horny being on

14:00

the scene here today and um yeah well

14:03

juicy I'm sorry for you you feeling that

14:05

hopefully you don't fall into a pit of

14:07

despair in this uh dying times that

14:09

you're experiencing out there juicy

14:11

we've been talking a lot about the

14:12

negatives well is there anything

14:13

positive going on about this situation

14:15

um well I don't know if you've

14:17

personally at home ever smelt this but

14:21

um being here on the scene and smelling

14:22

it personally it smells very nice uh

14:25

which is really the only positive how

14:28

would you describe that smell if you

14:29

could for the viewers at home um it

14:31

smells almost like a mix of Big Mac

14:35

sauce and uh almost like um Icy Hot now

14:39

juicy a lot of things have been going on

14:41

recently but how did all this start well

14:43

this started when I was

14:48

born pretty much since day one um it's

14:52

always been a thing since then it's been

14:54

just a uh a matter of fact

14:59

which minority group do you think is the

15:01

most responsible for it

15:04

h well if I had to look at a list of

15:07

unrepresented groups um whoever did

15:11

this I would probably have to go with um

15:14

what's that one Island where they sent

15:16

that those are the islands like 10

15:18

people Australia I would probably have

15:20

to pick Australians are responsible for

15:23

this right

15:24

here I see I see

15:29

ah Big Mac Big Mac sauce hey you seem

15:32

like you're in danger juicy do you feel

15:33

like you're in danger right now um well

15:35

the moment I showed up on the scene all

15:37

of these things whatever this is they uh

15:39

they took everything out of my

15:44

pockets I mean I don't feel in danger

15:46

anymore seeing as that I have nothing

15:48

more to lose juicy I'm surprised you can

15:50

hear us so clearly with uh all the loud

15:52

noises that are

15:53

erupting

15:55

yeah

15:57

huh what was that just the loud noises

16:00

huh the music juicy the loud music I

16:03

can't I can't hear anything they're

16:04

saying this is this is kind of cool

16:07

though whatever this is Juicy out of

16:09

everything you have I think uh I think

16:10

your Hammer was very appropriate to

16:12

bring to this situation oh thank you I

16:14

really honestly have no clue where the F

16:16

I'm at right now you know all we can

16:18

hope for is that a meteorite comes down

16:21

and just wipes this whole place out it's

16:23

one big meteorite comes down and uh just

16:26

demolishes and vaporizes everything

16:28

juicy really good question for you um I

16:30

I got to ask in your personal

16:32

professional opinion are you shirts or

16:37

skins you're going to have to pick a

16:39

side juicy or they're going to tear you

16:40

apart am I shirts or skins well speak a

16:45

news acre I personally want to take

16:47

sides live live on on air but I I guess

16:52

I would have to have to go out out

16:55

careful

16:57

careful run

16:59

what is going on swing your ham swing

17:02

your

17:04

Hammer JY are you okay oh my God it's

17:07

getting chaotic run JY run run W what

17:10

what do I do I'm live on the sea right

17:11

now things are getting crazy out here

17:13

the smell is getting worse we're going

17:15

to send it back to Josh and ner our

17:18

thoughts are with him well that was a

17:20

that was another interesting day on the

17:22

ground with a juicy it's never a dull

17:24

moment is it Jos no it never is with

17:26

that little funky fella juicy do you

17:28

know where you were ooh you know boys I

17:31

do think I know where I was at where

17:32

were you at Juicy I think I was at

17:37

Chili's not too far off but no Mom where

17:40

were you chilies what why do you think

17:42

you were chilies it's usually how most

17:44

chilies experiences go I don't know if

17:45

you've ever been but that's I'm saying

17:49

chilies oh tell them tell them juicy you

17:52

were in fact not in Chili's but again

17:55

you were in a MH pit I was in a MH pit I

17:58

had no noing clue when when you were

18:00

running back and forth it actually

18:01

looked like you were like really you

18:03

were actually in it I had zero clue Oh I

18:05

thought it was a street fight no no it's

18:07

a music it's got pop-up tints and

18:09

everything Budweiser in the background

18:11

no it's funny cuz you didn't know either

18:13

it comes on you're staying with a hammer

18:15

in the middle of a

18:19

[Music]

18:26

mar and remember viewers tonight is a

18:28

little special thing from us to you here

18:30

at Studio 7 there is a fullon festival

18:32

going on tonight featuring uh for only

18:34

45 cents it is 50 Cent featuring

18:37

Nickelback thank you very much narrator

18:40

you're welcome so more on ruy in your

18:42

pancakes later but first we're on the

18:45

scene with Eduardo

18:47

Eduardo Eddie Eddie Eduardo Eddie you're

18:51

live you're live on the scene oh when I

18:53

started this uh I was here at the grand

18:56

opening of the new Freddy Fazbear pizza

18:59

cleaning in my night shift when suddenly

19:02

this happened Eddie how did you get here

19:06

I'm telling you right now I was just

19:08

cleaning and I cleaned and I cleaned and

19:11

I cleaned until I got here wow could you

19:15

describe about what you're feeling right

19:17

now in your body I'm very this scares

19:20

me that really scares me it's fat and

19:24

ugly and it'sing scary wow Eddie I would

19:26

feel you would be much more at eased

19:28

with the the uh wind in your

19:33

hair there is a lot of wind right now

19:35

coming from inside the Freddy Fazbear

19:38

pizzeria where this broke

19:40

out Eddie you you've been going through

19:42

a lot of uh emotional status it's almost

19:44

like a roller coaster how have you been

19:46

surviving out here oh I feel like the

19:48

floor just came out from underneath me

19:50

I'm thrilled to be here right now wa

19:53

okay Eddie well um you know through all

19:55

the ups and downs in life I'm glad that

19:57

we can find a place to have fun and

20:00

unwind could you please tell us more

20:02

about uh Freddy Fazbear well uh see they

20:05

opened up this new

20:07

ride inside the Pizzeria and I'm

20:09

suddenly riding it all of the sudden the

20:12

wind is in my hair and I can't believe

20:14

how thrilling this

20:21

is how did they get me in here why am I

20:24

here what the

20:31

a oh it's going

20:38

again I'm going to take a wild guess and

20:40

say that I'm in a roller

20:42

coaster that is correct Eddy you are all

20:45

a roller coaster Eddie I don't know how

20:47

you're going to sweep your way out of

20:48

this one or how you evening got there

20:51

but

20:53

um thank God we have patreons like you

20:56

to clean the roller coasters thank you

20:58

see yeah I will leave you guys with

21:06

this

21:11

[Music]

21:26

perfect I couldn't have said it better

21:28

myself Eddie that's right it's Josh and

21:30

Eddie today coming to you live from

21:32

South Australia reporter Molly what is

21:35

happening down there it looks like a lot

21:36

of fun well look I've been here for a

21:39

few days and I haven't been able to

21:41

I'm in one of the poorest sections of

21:43

this area I had to take my Crocs off so

21:46

no one would steal

21:49

them M GE W that sounds awfully

21:52

dangerous please put your Crocs back on

21:54

because there might be things on the

21:55

floor that you could step on and hurt

21:57

yourself that's right there is a lot of

22:00

needles

22:02

around oh my God M can you go ahead and

22:05

tell us what exactly is happening behind

22:06

you there well behind me is a group of

22:11

things and they're doing ungodly amounts

22:14

of

22:17

drugs now uh Molly I do see a lot of

22:21

colorful artifacts all around you how do

22:23

you feel to be surrounded by such

22:27

colorfulness I feel like a pride flag

22:29

right now Molly how would you describe

22:31

that one this one

22:35

gay what about the one next to it the

22:37

one next to it not gay not gay and why

22:40

did you say that what about that one in

22:42

particular ah he told me

22:47

to all right all right um I can see why

22:51

wait wait on uh reporter mly a new

22:55

character has just entered the scene

22:58

that's diesel they're filming Fast 11

23:00

right

23:01

now reporter Molly um it seems like

23:05

quite a serious scenario that's

23:06

happening down there and things do not

23:08

seem like they're happening as they seem

23:10

how does it smell oh like

23:15

a okay uh reporter mly we can tell that

23:18

where the place where you're at there's

23:20

no such type of activity happening it's

23:22

quite the opposite actually it seems a

23:24

little bit more wholesome than that how

23:26

do you feel about this very good and M

23:30

you said you've spent a couple days uh

23:32

here what have those days been

23:33

consisting of mostly the first day I

23:36

went strawberry picking with make a wish

23:38

kids the second day I danced under the

23:42

stars and now I am here looking at lots

23:46

of cool

23:48

things you could say he is looking at a

23:51

lot of cool things you could certainly

23:52

say that Eddie I'm going to steal this

23:56

later and bring it home to you guys

23:59

wow mly I think that's illegal now now

24:02

uh Molly the scene has just uh changed

24:04

here for a second um there's a lot of

24:06

activity happening behind you

24:08

particularly there is a uh new character

24:10

that has just entered the scene could

24:11

you describe them

24:14

please it's him dude you can't I don't

24:17

know how to describe him he's very tall

24:20

he has a high voice and he likes to do

24:23

in the

24:24

toilets he told me that before when I

24:27

interviewed him I I want to ask you

24:28

something uh reporter mlly what was the

24:30

reason that you got sent to this

24:32

particular facility you are now in well

24:35

Eddie it might come as a shock to you

24:37

but I tried to get Vanessa from

24:39

accounting to suck my

24:41

toes right Vanessa doesn't work here

24:44

this is I'm I'm I'm supposed to learn

24:46

and find myself on this

24:49

trip they sent me to find myself mly

24:52

what would you say is the most

24:53

educational aspect what have you learned

24:55

the most from the scene today I learned

24:57

how to do my 10 time

25:00

taes and I've learned how to count lots

25:02

of money and um about the height of your

25:06

uh mes there how does it feel to be um

25:09

10 times as big well they do look

25:11

smaller from far away but up close they

25:14

are very big what do they taste like

25:15

Molly is what we want to know back in

25:16

the studio uh Chick-fil-A

25:20

sauce hang on real quickly Molly I have

25:23

one more question could you list the

25:25

prices of everything behind you please

25:27

this one

25:30

60 what about the one to your very far

25:32

right 75

25:35

C wow wow wow wow I've never heard

25:40

anyone say that they're very they're

25:42

basically running away for that

25:44

price

25:46

wow okay I've bought three

25:51

myself stop our reporter mly um I think

25:54

you should try to guess the scene you

25:56

are in right now before uh you get

25:58

yourself in trouble on Twitter hopefully

26:01

not a school or a daycare because that

26:03

would not be good with what I just

26:06

said am I at of

26:10

daycare was that good it was funny yeah

26:13

that was those those killer but you're

26:15

going to jail so I didn't know you're

26:17

going to put a daycare on the screen bro

26:19

you should have

26:28

all righty thank you more on why your

26:30

dog is an FBI informant later Eddie we

26:33

are back in the

26:40

studio see seor today we're on the scene

26:43

with Josh dub Josh you

26:46

there hello is someone someone someone

26:49

there yep yep we're here Josh we're here

26:52

I need some help down here guys I I'm

26:54

I'm freaking out that's not looking good

26:56

Josh uh what what would you you say

26:58

about what's going on behind you uh I've

27:01

just got here uh frankly I'm frightened

27:04

I'm wet I'm a little turned on juicy wow

27:07

that guy looks like he could get a grip

27:09

Josh oh I should know I've gripped

27:13

generally in this area many times before

27:16

now there's uh they're quickly

27:17

approaching and they're about twice your

27:19

size Josh how do you feel well I feel I

27:22

feel like a frighten small man there

27:26

juicy I'm scared

27:28

[Laughter]

27:32

oh wow uh things seem to be a lot more

27:34

peaceful now Josh thank you for uh doing

27:36

that um you could say it's a very

27:38

triumphant moment for everybody here yes

27:40

uh you have a lot going on behind you

27:42

Josh what exactly is the plan on the

27:45

scene for all of this uh well I'm I'm

27:47

going to go hide over here later

27:49

on it seems like a safe space it seems

27:53

like a clash is incoming a CL

28:00

there is certainly a lot of light coming

28:02

in from that direction you moved into

28:04

just now um it's very bright in Here

28:09

Eddie my eyes are really burning right

28:11

now I'm not really sure exactly what's

28:13

happening but I I'm I'm blind I'm just

28:15

kind of walking around

28:18

now I can't really see that was a very

28:22

cool number now Josh out of all those

28:23

things uh behind you uh which one are

28:26

you most likely to suck off uh well this

28:28

one right

28:29

here yeah that was a that's a nice slice

28:32

right there that was perfect timing uh

28:36

and that one's kind of sexy and uh bam

28:40

how do you like yeah you got to defend

28:42

yourself when you're out here amongst

28:44

these type of people if there was any

28:46

reporter who could do this scene Justice

28:49

I knew it would be you Josh oh yeah

28:51

trust me I have plenty of experience

28:54

with this

28:58

I've done this before and I'll do it

29:00

again what are you doing you naughty

29:03

little yeah I'm talking to you I'm

29:06

talking to you don't you too you skanky

29:09

little Josh tell us your method

29:11

for Staying Alive in such Dire Straits

29:13

while on the scene this is top level

29:15

journalism oh I've almost lost me

29:17

slide oh they they've stolen my slide

29:20

that one right there took my slide no

29:21

Josh that is big right there what do you

29:23

plan on doing about that oh I'm careful

29:25

he's going to eat you I got my slap oh

29:27

ah

29:33

I don't feel quite as in danger but uh

29:36

look is there any way you guys can get

29:38

any help because I'm feeling very

29:39

threatened by this thing right here I'm

29:42

sorry Josh but in this situation it

29:44

seems you are our only hope Josh we will

29:47

uh we will give the Shire a ring and be

29:49

right back to you with what the plan is

29:52

but you are on your own for now Josh so

29:54

what the hell is that what the is that

29:57

you guys going to help help me man what

29:58

the hell is that thing that is a horse

30:00

Josh where do you think you are Josh um

30:04

can I have another clue I I've like I

30:06

said I've got a lot of experience well

30:08

Josh I did give the entire thing away in

30:10

one sentence that was only comprised of

30:12

the thing I'm on the set of load of the

30:14

Rings

30:16

[Applause]

30:19

yeah I remember this place well I

30:22

remember this is where I grew up I I I

30:24

used to Nest down here with my mother

30:28

and uh this is actually where I I've

30:30

received my first sexual encounter whoa

30:33

you literally just pointed at a giant

30:34

elephant no joke the tip of your

30:37

finger on a giant elephant's

30:47

a warning before we air the

30:50

following footage this is disgusting

30:53

that's right moly this footage is going

30:54

to be for mature audiences only and in

30:56

order to properly show this footage we

30:58

have our main man reporter juicy on the

31:00

scene hey narator how you doing today

31:02

doing fantastic uh there's no easy way

31:05

to say this how are you feeling right

31:07

now well honestly I'm feeling kind of

31:09

sick sick to my stomach narrator there

31:12

seems to be a lot of uh sick people

31:14

right now juicy where are

31:19

you well uh all right Juicy can you

31:23

believe that this is all happening

31:25

inside of a living room right now I

31:27

cannot not actually this this whole

31:29

thing going on right here is insane but

31:33

this one right here word from Elon Musk

31:35

is he's working on making this one

31:39

Immortal um more news on that tonight at

31:41

9:00 there's an insane amount of Bly

31:43

fluid flinging around right now the

31:45

smell must be disgusting the smell is

31:47

intoxicating mly it's there is there is

31:50

a lot going on it's really just a dream

31:53

of mine to be right where I'm standing

31:56

at this very moment Molly look around

31:59

juicy which one do you find the most

32:01

sexually attractive right now well Molly

32:03

I have thought long and hard about this

32:06

and I have gone down rabbit holes online

32:08

and the people at home will probably

32:09

agree with me but this right

32:13

here ever since I was a kid I wanted to

32:16

this

32:18

one do you realize that uh you said to

32:21

everyone live on TV that you want to a

32:24

dog well Molly it's not just any dog

32:29

okay it's a dog with curves he's a witty

32:31

dog and he has a cool collar juicy would

32:34

you say that uh I know this is for

32:35

mature audiences but uh what you're

32:37

seeing right now do you think is uh very

32:39

good for the every man in the family uh

32:41

every guy in the family should be able

32:42

to watch this no problem well uh

32:44

honestly narrator I think that this is a

32:46

funny moment this is right here is a

32:48

certified Hood classic what's going on

32:50

right here and uh being a Family Guy

32:53

myself I'm a really big fan of what's

32:55

going on here speaking of Family Guy who

32:57

is your favorite character uh my

32:59

favorite character is uh probably the

33:01

Peter Griffin from fortnite or this one

33:04

right

33:05

here that one right there big fan of

33:08

this one I've been beating it to this

33:09

one for a long time what's your favorite

33:11

part about it um well it's it's probably

33:14

this General region right here but if

33:16

I'm drunk it's more like uh this

33:23

part that's my favorite too man juicy I

33:26

I I think everyone in the studio can

33:28

agree this entire scenario has just been

33:31

sick it's it's been very sick I know

33:33

it's Family Guy now so I'm just

33:38

trying

33:40

that's wow that is uh way bigger in

33:42

person by the way I don't know if you

33:44

can tell at home but that is huge juicy

33:46

I just can't believe all of that can

33:48

come out of someone's mouth wow you know

33:50

you would be surprised what can come out

33:51

of this thing's

33:54

mouth oh yeah how's it feel oh yeah it

33:57

feel feels that feels very

34:01

nice oh I wish the people at home could

34:03

feel

34:05

this oh man it's Indescribable the

34:08

feeling right now I wish it would never

34:10

end BR just sucked you off wow that was

34:13

great that was great it's Family Guy

34:16

just going to clean all this up oh

34:18

thanks

34:19

Eddie it's just a vomiting moments

34:23

[Music]

34:30

I'm your host Molly and this is Josh and

34:32

today we have a very special live

34:34

coverage for you of a very special event

34:36

isn't that right Josh that's right Molly

34:38

good morning San Diego we have something

34:40

very special and we have our

34:42

professional expert in this scenario on

34:45

the scene right now on the ground

34:47

narrator are you can you hear me it's

34:49

what are you there Josh yes I can hear

34:52

you go on uh everything looks uh like

34:54

something that you have a lot of

34:55

familiarity with down there uh recognize

34:58

what's happening behind you uh a little

35:00

bit yes Josh uh you know some things are

35:02

still new to me but what I've learned is

35:04

that today out of my 20 years of

35:06

reporting you don't always know

35:08

everything about one subject all right

35:10

you there's always more stuff to learn

35:12

just like this right here I love

35:16

that it is a sunny day with temperatures

35:19

set to soore over 80° narrator you might

35:22

say it's a bit sweaty right now it is it

35:24

is a bit sweaty uh but luckily mlly

35:26

everyone's got on some some uh different

35:28

various oils various lotions uh

35:31

everyone's making sure that they are

35:32

hydrated in one way or another you

35:34

certainly do need to be hydrated there

35:36

looks like there's a decent crowd

35:37

forming behind you of people of all

35:39

different kinds and all kinds of

35:41

different uh interests well Josh let me

35:43

tell you when something this extravagant

35:45

happens all right everybody and I mean

35:47

everybody wants to be a part of this all

35:50

right you got to get in there just head

35:52

first not even feet you slide right in

35:55

what would you say is the best way to

35:56

enter this this area is it's through the

35:58

back or through the front honestly

36:01

Josh I flip a coin I fig I figure out

36:05

what I going to happen when it happens

36:06

in the moment you know various

36:08

situations various people there's a lot

36:10

of different things so I just do the

36:11

whole lucky heads or tails and that will

36:13

tell me whether or not I go in heads or

36:15

tails you've been on the ground for uh

36:17

some time what are some things that

36:19

people have been saying uh they've been

36:20

saying uh th this person over here has

36:22

been saying a lot of a lot of murm uh

36:26

gurgles I can't really understand them

36:28

too much but this this person this

36:30

person has told me a very lengthy story

36:32

and I mean lengthy story about their

36:34

past trauma with uh their

36:38

father there's a lot of animal lovers in

36:40

your area there and uh a lot of

36:43

different backgrounds what's the what's

36:44

the word for it would you say Molly from

36:46

the French word for it cant that's wrong

36:48

uh narrator on the ground there but uh

36:50

lots of animal lovers what would you say

36:52

the general vibe there is and uh how

36:54

supportive of their cause are you well

36:56

Josh let me tell you uh a lot of things

36:58

have been going on today uh they've

37:00

raised somehow $30,000 for their cause

37:04

all because of this guy right

37:06

here I don't know how they did it but

37:09

they're doing it and they're doing it

37:10

well what cause is that exactly uh uh

37:13

listen I could go into great detail

37:15

about it but I don't want to bore you

37:16

with all the all the facts all right all

37:17

I can tell you is that this is going to

37:19

change the world wow is crazy in

37:23

here what would you say is that thing to

37:25

your left there keep walking right right

37:27

here yep uh well this is where I go when

37:30

I'm

37:31

scared it's nice it's safe it's

37:34

comfortable it's reassuring for me oh

37:35

looks like you're entering a new room

37:37

there turn around and have a walk

37:38

through there oh okay all right just

37:40

it's filled with all kinds of people uh

37:43

what would you say the smell is from

37:44

this one uh it has a chocolaty

37:49

scent have you had a chance to try

37:51

anything on um I tried this

37:54

on and let me tell you fit like a glove

37:58

now this this community in particular

38:00

has come under a bit of scrutiny from

38:02

the online community for some would say

38:04

being a little too intimate what are

38:06

your thoughts on what's Happening behind

38:07

you in relation to that well um you know

38:09

that Josh there's been a whole lot of

38:11

crazy things uh over the years they've

38:13

uh had to fight in order to find places

38:16

to do stuff like this what wait in the

38:18

elevator yeah like just basic human

38:21

needs it's taking them a long time uh

38:23

not a lot of people understand them uh

38:25

but when you get to know them they do

38:26

stuff like that and let me tell you it's

38:29

a once- in a lifetime

38:31

scenario you don't want to you don't

38:33

want to forget it we can't really hear

38:34

what's going on right now behind you but

38:36

can you try and replicate some of the

38:38

noises that they making uh uh sure I'm

38:41

hearing a b uh uh hold on let me

38:46

see there's a lot of bells and jingles

38:49

and

38:51

collar I think that was one of them

38:54

another one uh I don't know it I don't

38:57

know any other

38:59

animals you only know two animals the

39:01

those are the only ones that are

39:02

important looks looks like it's getting

39:04

a getting a bit of Rhythm happening it's

39:05

a bit spy well I I'll let you know uh I

39:07

don't like to kiss and tell are you

39:09

having a dance off there I'm I'm having

39:11

a dance off uh but this right here all

39:13

everything right here is going to be

39:14

happening behind closed doors show us

39:15

your best dance with them so this right

39:17

here this is it this this is this is

39:20

what we do all right for hours on end

39:22

there's nothing else but

39:25

this if you look at it this way

39:27

sometimes it's better and they look like

39:28

they want a bit of a slap their narrator

39:30

stop it was it that one who would you

39:33

say is the most sexually attractive

39:34

person on the scene there today that

39:37

one that's my favorite and why is that

39:40

look at

39:41

them wow you can't see that it's not

39:44

really my not really my jam not really

39:45

into that uh it's not my type of

39:47

convention one's man's trash is another

39:49

man's treasure Molly I just wish you

39:51

well please get a blood test after this

39:53

okay Nar did you want to take a guess of

39:54

where you are you know where you are

39:58

just say it am I am am I at a Furry

40:03

Convention God damn

40:05

it when you went wolf there was a dog

40:08

standing behind you there's l a full

40:10

frame of a dog behind you and you turned

40:12

around look

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40:22

wolf welcome back to channel 7 news that

40:25

was a wonderful clip of a cat playing a

40:27

keyboard uh today we have a reporter

40:29

Molly who is bringing us some coverage

40:31

of neverbe seen footage that's right

40:34

Molly you are currently walking down the

40:36

scene can you describe what that thing

40:38

is to your right that is a food

40:43

truck well mly you are uh currently

40:45

walking through the scene at the moment

40:48

that's right what do you think is the

40:50

solution to this raise

40:53

taxes all right uh well that's a a very

40:56

pecular way to put it Molly you're

40:58

coming up on something uh quite

41:00

interesting here how would you describe

41:03

what's behind you well Eddie if you've

41:05

noticed I've kept my hands in my pocket

41:07

for the entire time and that's because

41:08

whatever this thing is tried to steal my

41:10

watch

41:12

before I in fact I had to park my car

41:15

two blocks away that's why I'm walking

41:16

to it right now wow that's pretty

41:18

serious mly what would you uh say is

41:20

probably the going rate for that thing

41:21

behind you nothing over five nothing

41:23

under 10 all right probably seven seven

41:26

that's a good

41:28

there's a few people walking up to you

41:29

right now um do you feel

41:32

Mexicans um actually nope they said

41:36

they're that way

41:40

Ola mly that's a cat and it doesn't

41:43

speak Spanish what would you say the

41:44

average income is around here H man not

41:49

much can't you see the conditions

41:51

they're living in most of these things

41:53

don't even make 5 cents per day

41:56

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41:57

now would you say there's much room for

41:59

walking is it is it quite difficult to

42:01

walk right now it is quite difficult to

42:03

walk my shoes have holes in

42:05

them lots of needles say hello to that

42:08

guy

42:12

hello now moly this is truly a tragic

42:16

sight to see how do you feel right now

42:18

what feelings are you feeling what

42:20

emotions are going through you seeing

42:22

all of this well juicy I can tell you

42:24

I'm feeling a range of emotions right

42:26

now happiness gratitude a lot of Courage

42:30

bravery I'm sure World Vision will start

42:32

a campaign to help everyone around

42:36

here I better not be in Ethiopia or some

42:38

dude what's your name

42:41

um never mind she doesn't talk

42:44

what would you say to the people here

42:47

don't cry it's

42:50

okay no mly if really you could bring

42:54

any words of inspiration from your life

42:56

to these people people uh what would you

42:58

say please tell them now I'm sure Mr

43:00

Beast will come and build you some well

43:06

soon um there's a group of people coming

43:08

up on your left Molly can you say

43:10

something to them nice dick now U Molly

43:14

What's the smell like here oh man it

43:16

smells beautiful like roses and

43:19

cigarette Ash uh careful someone's

43:21

laying down there um what do you think

43:23

they've been eating what was that

43:25

octopus he's eating a lot of octopus uh

43:28

truly a sad situation here Mal why don't

43:30

you uh why don't you join him sit down

43:32

have a

43:35

conversation nice

43:40

tent can I sleep here tonight um it

43:43

looks like they denied your request

43:44

Molly that's okay I'll get a hotel I

43:46

have more money than he

43:49

does where are you right now Molly could

43:52

you take a guess I believe it's too dark

43:54

to tell but I think I'm in some sort of

43:57

drug straight a lot of criminals around

44:00

am I in

44:02

Brazil are you in Brazil I don't know is

44:06

that your final answer mly where am I uh

44:08

you were in skidrow in

44:10

La you were walking through all of skid

44:13

R was that really yeah damn it's

44:15

literally perspective you walking

44:17

looking to the left and be like nice

44:18

tent and there's just like a

44:20

dude like eating sardines out of a can

44:23

you looked at the first thing we were

44:24

like what's that on your right you're

44:25

like this is a food truck and it was

44:26

just a big

44:28

dumpster we're here on the scene right

44:30

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44:32

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44:34

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