Don’t Do This, Google.

oh thank God you're here I've been

absorbing Tech news all day and my head

is starting to feel like a balloon

filled with concrete but now I can let

it all out Come Share in my pain Google

is reportedly considering charging users

for AI powered searches once the tech

giant presumably comes up with a better

name than search generational experience

it has to be good if it's going to

endure the year and a half before Google

kills it the report came from the

financial times and Google has not

denied that it entertains those thoughts

partially due to the rise of other AI

powered conversational search tools

which make it a lot harder to plunk

misleading sponsored Links at the top of

search results just how pay Walling

Google's AI search would stop users from

turning to other AI tools that skim

regular Google search results isn't

clear and neither is the answer to

whether open AI used YouTube videos to

train its wildly impressive video

generator Sora Youtube CEO Neil Mohan

said says if they did that would break

YouTube's rules a clarification it was

necessary for him to make after open AI

CTO Mera moradi told the Wall Street

Journal she's actually not sure about

whether Sora was trained on YouTube

videos but not before taking a full 3

seconds to gift the internet with a new

reaction phas for all the AI Zoomers in

other AI news courtesy of the king of

Apple rumor dispersion Mark

German near rhym's not bad now that

Apple's accepted that the Apple car

isn't happening it's begun research on

an AI powerered home robot that could

follow its user around their home so Tim

Cook can see what you're up to oh you're

going to make a cup of tea now that's oh

no it's

coffee I love that such an ey robot

which I think legally could not be its

name May benefit from Apple's recent

extensive research into optimizing

language models to run on low powerered

Hardware like iPhones I don't have a

transition into this last AI story but

guess what weo autonomous cars are now

delivering food to Uber Eats customers

in Phoenix Arizona because AI is

supposed to have taken all our jobs by

now we got to speed this up Windows is

being ditched in favor of Linux by sches

Holstein one of Germany's 16 States and

probably the name of a bottle drink you

can't afford the state government's

approximately 30,000 employees will be

joining the Linux Legion and replacing

their use of various other Microsoft

services like SharePoint and Outlook

with open- Source options like nextcloud

and Mozilla Thunderbird Ascend my

children join me the state already

announced plans to switch from Microsoft

Office to Libra office back in 2021 and

it looks like their resolve has only

been strengthened since probably thanks

to Microsoft Edge continuing to act like

the browser version of Legend of Zelda's

Navi with ADHD

Hey listen hey this isn't the first time

a German region has tried to quit

Microsoft though the city of Munich

switched to Linux back in 2003 but

eventually came crawling back in 2017

open source software has come a long way

though so to the state government

employees of sches Holstein allowing us

to say this to you feel cluke Microsoft

announced a breakthrough in Quantum

Computing error correction that could

crucially allow quantum computers to

actually be used to compute things

instead of what they're used for now

which is generating esoteric press

releases by pairing Microsoft's new

Cubit virtualization system with ion

trap Hardware made by a company called

quanum I'm assuming as a joke

researchers from the two companies were

able to run more than 14,000 individual

experiments without a single error and

they even diagnosed and corrected

logical cubits without destroying them a

development that gave Microsoft's VP of

quantum Computing Goosebumps and I think

gave me a second headache I mean it does

sound kind of dope though it sounds

great in all seriousness though as far

as my puny mind can tell this is a big

step forward for this technology and

Jacob says it is too and so he knows

about space I mean I only stud I study

astrophysics it's such a big step that

Microsoft is announcing the industry is

now moving from level one foundational

to level two resilient Quantum Computing

a proclamation that for me kind of

skirts the line between the George Bush

Mission Accomplished banner and Google

declaring Quantum Supremacy back in 2019

like the tech giant version of Michael

Scott a much better thing to declare is

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mind not that deep that's oh oh God Roku

the Portland Main of smart TV makers

apparently wants to become the bond

villain of smart TV makers by showing

ads on the company's TVs even when

you're just using it to play Xbox or PS5

Roku filed a patent for a system that

would allow Roku TVs to detect when a

device connected to it via HDMI has

paused at which point the TV can display

an ad I mean what you're not using it

you might as well the patent also

explores ways to determine what content

you are interacting with of course so

they can display more relevant ads it's

not just evil it's boring evil this is

why Amazon Amazon and Google are beating

you you could be evil but like be

interesting you know that's all I'm

saying YouTube is experimenting with a

new feature called Jump Ahead among a

limited group of YouTube premium

subscribers they say the feature will

skip right to what its algorithm thinks

you're looking for based on a user's

behavioral data they also said AI a

whole bunch which has got to be a

compulsion of some kind how it works is

that after a user double Taps on mobile

to skip forward 10 seconds they'll be

given a button that lets them Jump Ahead

to whatever the computer thinks is the

next best moment for you which is

probably when Riley Murdoch whips out

his Tim Cook impression haha he is so

funny that Riley Jessica you really

think I'm

funny no Sony has announced a new medium

format image sensor with a whopping

247 megapixels in a package

approximately the same size as the 150

megapixel sensor in Hassel blood's h6d

series cameras break that down for me Ry

dog that's exciting isn't it Andy Y and

while it's true that photographers and

videographers are so over the megapixel

race it's unquestionably noteworthy that

a medium format sensor could produce an

image with a resolution of

19,200 by

12,800 pixels 19k by 12 you just bought

an 8K TV you look so stupid right now to

be fair according to Sony's website this

sensor is for industrial use in visual

inspection devices but such sensors have

found their way into consumer cameras

before so this was definitely worth

telling you about a San Diego startup

has designed a new chip architecture

that can run CPU GPU and AI workloads

simultaneously on the same cores startup

X silicon Inc hopes their C GPU platform

will be heavily adopted in segments with

strict powerto performance ratios like

the automotive and embedded Computing

markets the startups work joins the

likes of Libra s so an open- source

project that apparently had its funding

pulled in February oh that's that's too

bad hopefully X silicon won't have that

issue since they're making cgp open

standard it's like open source except

that it's very different and you get to

make money and nothing the tech company

has announced two upcoming nothing

earbuds on the nothing website by which

I mean

Twitter

however it seems that following the

nothing ear 2 they've decided to go the

valve route and give up on trying to

count any higher they've thus announced

the nothing ear and the lower end

nothing ear Open Bracket lowercase a

closed bracket all right according to

nothing they've removed the numbers in

order to focus on the product and the

unique experience it delivers which is a

bit like admitting you can't walk and

chew gum at the same time time it's hard

but I can thank you for watching at the

same time as I tell you to come back on

Monday for more Tech news it's not

actually true because I did that

sequentially

but come relative