Funny Matt and Abby Tik Tok Videos 2022 | Matt and Abby Funny Videos 2022

hey

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thank you

three two one

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the shivers

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but you're sucking in

you're sucking in okay let it release

really

that's adorable

do you think we had a baby too early

do you think we did

i don't think we did i just get worried

i didn't think i was ready to be a dad a

year ago but i feel ready to be a dad

now i feel ready but i think it's more

like i just want us to feel ready i

think i've been ready but then it was um

it's just like the realness of it is

like whoa i think you're going to be

incredible mom

i think you're so good with kids

it's like stupid but i'm like scared

about

like

selfish things like it being really

painful to be

like have a baby and stuff that's

totally normal it's kind of scary to the

thought of getting a bird yeah

and like the healing afterwards i think

there's just so many things that can

happen like there's something yeah

it's just like oh frick

it's gonna be okay i'll be with you okay

abby pretend that i'm a bad guy and try

to escape from me here we go

hey come here little girl

oh my gosh

oh my gosh

are you okay i just pulled my hammy no

freaking way

no

way

dude kylie jenner liked her instagram

photo

the most recent one

look at this

that's ridiculous

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i love you so much she's tearing up

you are

i'm emotional

those old videos are sweet aren't they

they're so sweet you have so many good

memories

does it make you just like fall in love

all over again

yeah

i really love you i really love you too

that's why i couldn't sleep last night

i know i was just up looking at those

videos they're so sweet

you really are my best friend you are

not going to believe what just happened

to me

i got wait cat called

i got you that called by a woman

of course you did do you don't you want

to know what she said to me

no she yelled at me she goes you got a

nice ass

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did you feel objectified dude i honestly

did it kind of freaked me out i was like

that's my wife's eyes what are you

looking at my breath for who comes first

me

your mom or your future daughter oh

that's hard you and our future daughter

can't be equal

nope

oh man wow you're just gonna disregard

your mom like that okay i love my mom so

much but you're my wife like i feel like

that's pretty important you're

definitely the most important person to

be in the world but i feel like if i put

our daughter before you then that would

be even worse for our daughter because i

think i need to prioritize you in our

relationship it's almost like how if

you're on an airplane they tell you to

put on your math before your kids mask

because if you put on theirs first then

that would be a bad situation because

you can pass out so you want to make

sure you're good so you can help them

you see what i'm saying

so we're good so like putting you first

that way we give our daughter

the best life possible showing my

husband my new maternity jeans

all right

you like it

that's cute

what look

your bop is no it's maternity jeans

oh those are maternity yeah i couldn't

even tell

i could not tell at all those look great

on youtube

abby guess what

what we are less than 5 000 subscribers

away from having a million friends on

youtube i can't pretend i'm smiling

right now that's okay what's wrong

hey it's okay it's okay

sorry

my husband decided to attempt a backflip

for the first time

i was more nervous than he was yeah

okay we ready yep

three

two

one

now for a second attempt

oh my okay now open up a little bit

earlier

okay

abby did you watch our youtube video yet

when did that get posted literally

yesterday dude oh my goodness

did you forget we always post thursday

and sunday i don't know what day it is

today's a monday afternoon thursday and

sunday yeah that's the goal

it's definitely the goal i mean i don't

i don't get them posted every time but

it's definitely the goal i'll put it on

my safer letters okay

okay we'll be right here okay okay ready

two one abby's pregnant abby's pregnant

you don't do that

oh

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abby's pregnant belly is exploding right

now you look so oh my gosh we're a bump

what the heck abby it's bigger than it's

ever been no it's the baby

holy frick dude it's huge i'm exploding

bobby show me the side angle

what honey you were getting prettier and

prettier every day

abby it is it is massive wait do it

again show me

but move your shirt up higher

oh my gosh dude that is a that is a big

baby in there you're not even halfway

through this pregnancy yet don't say

that i'm so excited dude this is gonna

get so uncomfortable by the end i can

already tell you

matt's gonna be back any second now and

i'm trying to surprise him you see we

take turns planning the valentine's day

date every year and this year marks our

sixth valentine's day together every day

i've planned has been pretty low-key

well that is until this year i was fully

planning on doing a fun little at-home

date those dates are awesome but then i

got to thinking about the fact that this

is our last valentine's day not as

parents then i got the urge to go all

out so with the help of a friend we have

planned a pretty epic valentine's

surprise matt has no clue i'm so excited

i think it's really important to

continue to pursue your partner in

marriage i think that goes for men and

women someone much wiser than me once

said that marriage is like a muscle you

have to continue to exercise it to keep

it strong so i'm gonna keep wooing my

man from our first valentine's day to

our 50th that doesn't mean our dates

will always be extravagant in fact they

rarely are but they will always be full

of intentionality now i gotta go

we know the gender of our babies we know

the gender of our baby we're very

excited about it and we're the only ones

that know we got so excited that we made

a bunch of tick tocks leading up to

finding out but now oh you want to say

that we're now in the problem yeah but

can we wait i'm still on this step this

is why it's way better to i mean since

i've made a few of these i'm just

telling you what the way it can move a

little bit too they're kind of told you

want to do it differently beforehand but

you didn't really listen to that i'm

sorry that's so cute

oh my gosh but now we have a little bit

of a problem we're not releasing it for

a whole month i really wish we could

tell you sooner because i feel annoying

for not telling you for keeping it a

secret but the fact is is we kind of

need to tell our families first we moved

to arizona

sorry and they can't make it out for

another month but then you guys will be

the second people to know maybe we'll

sprinkle some paints in there you never

know oh my gosh this is really really

good in the meantime enjoy abby's really

cute baby bump mostly made up of yogurt

yesterday our brand new car got towed or

so we thought right now abby and i are

living downtown and that means we have

to park our car in a parking garage two

days ago we bought a brand new car and

while i was hanging out with a friend

abby parked our car back in the parking

garage fast forward to the next day abby

had a doctor's appointment she was

running late so she asked me to go get

the car we run late all the time i run

to the parking garage and when i show up

i can't find our car anywhere now again

this is a brand new car like it

literally has 20 miles on it after

looking for the car for about five

minutes abby calls me asking me where

i'm at that's when i saw the big red tow

sign so if you park your car at the

front of our parking garage they tow

your car away because those spots are

reserved so as a hail mary i decided to

press the panic button one last time on

our car key and that's when i hear our

car i'm so happy that our car wasn't

towed but at this point abby is super

late for her doctor's appointment i

immediately call her to let her know i'm

on my way and to that she replies i

found a man named robert to drive me

she took an uber i'm not saying there's

a good time to find out you have a yeast

infection it's definitely not when

you're walking around disneyland all day

apparently it's a lot more common during

pregnancy but before i get a lot of

medical advice i contacted my doctor and

she simply recommended some

over-the-counter medication i had spent

the entire previous day at disney made

the five hour journey back home i'm

exhausted and so so hungry plus i'm in

need of some medication my first stop

was taco bell take it to the target

parking lot and i'm scarfing down a

power burrito bowl naturally it ends up

all over my shirt but i still make my

way to target then straight to the

medicated cream aisle i'm standing there

pregnant bags under my eyes when i hear

two men whistling and cat-calling at me

they literally came back a second time

in case i didn't hear them the first

here's my psa for all men out there if

you see a pregnant lady with taco bell

oliver shirt and bags under her eyes

holding some monostat three is tempting

as it may be just don't approach her how

does she care take a picture

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yeah

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oh my god

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what's better than two boobs three boobs

my pregnant body never ceases to amaze

me so the other day when i was working

out i began to feel some discomfort in

my left armpit i kind of felt around the

area and i definitely feel some type of

mass in there but i try to just be

proactive about it and shoot my doctor a

message she thinks i should come in to

get it checked out so the next day she

kind of feels around there too and then

suggests that i get an ultrasound of the

area i'm starting to get increasingly

more concerned i'm used to getting

ultrasounds here not really here you

know

so i go in to get an ultrasound of my

armpit and after reviewing it another

doctor comes in and she tells me it's

nothing to be concerned about it's just

breast tissue

in my armpit

in my book that's a cause for concern

turns out that's just yet another

strange pregnancy thing i'm trying to

look on the bright side though i'm

feeling sexier than ever

i really like your outfit today that is

the cutest baby

your bump is popping the bump is out

so now we're literally walking through a

hotel i think this is the way that we

have to take to get there there she is

i'll do the post workout uh cinnamon

toast crunch shake

these feel better because i don't like

that abby you weren't supposed to take a

sip yet

you weren't supposed to take a set we

need to wait tell me what you got

captain crunch how good is it on a scale

of one to ten ten oh my gosh you're

dancing now okay if you're watching this

video you're watching this after we

announced abby's pregnancy and if you're

wondering oh my gosh you guys were in a

hot tub when abby was pregnant here's

the thing guys he made sure that the hot

tub wasn't hot so check this out i set

it to 92 degrees what people don't tell

you is you can't get in the hot tub if

it's not hot so technically this is a

warm tub

this is colder than a bathtub but it

feels cool like the vibe is great out

here

i have toothpaste on my lip that's

disgusting why do you still have a long

hair on your back

why didn't you tell me this

stop

do you know what this is stop

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dude that's the one you wanted isn't it

that's so sweet

i love mickey mouse stop

so

happy the little sweater that is

adorable

this is so sweet you guys it's just a

little local place a little sweater do

you kidding me the magic pants stop i

can't even

no

let me see it stop it what is it

swagged out dude oh my gosh

i can't say that we can't put that in

the video so i am 18 weeks pregnant

right now and my body is already going

through some pretty crazy changes the

other week we were at our friend's house

and i accidentally left my reusable

insulated coffee cup at their house now

i had drank all the coffee in the cup

but there was still some like residual

milk and cream because i'm not freaking

crazy i don't drink my coffee black but

in signature abby fashion i left my cup

at their house now flash forward a week

later i'm back at their house and i

remember to pick up my coffee cup my

friend does warn me that she hasn't

touched the cup since i've last been

there so whatever's in there is still in

there and i take a

big old whiff

of the cup when i tell you the stench of

spoiled milk was so strong it was

horrible now i haven't gagged since the

first trimester i thought i was over

that whole section of this

yet i pregnancy right there in front of

everyone but i didn't just gag i also

peed my pants at the exact same time it

wasn't like everything in my bladder but

it was a notable amount of pee in my

pants it's not like i was shocked at the

fact that

a pregnant woman pees her pants like i

know this is a thing that happens

but it was just the shock of it

happening so early i'm not even halfway

through this pregnancy and this is

already happening

we're shopping for furniture at ikea we

haven't we have an escalator in here

what the heck there's food

this place is freaking massive dude this

is a huge bummer no food today there's a

stabbing shortage the only food they

have are these frozen meals and abby's

really hungry because she's pregnant so

we're gonna go get some food sorry babe

so hungry so hungry guess how much it

was abby how much literally under 20

bucks this is the greatest hack of all

time we get both types of rice both

types of beans and then we get double

chicken it's a ton of food and then we

even got chips and guac i don't know if

i rolled it right it looks good to me

holy crap dude why is that just like

tripping me out right now that sunset is

that pretty is because there's no clouds

to mess it up yes that's totally it

oh

you're good

where's the

are you kidding me

are you absolutely it was literally open

the whole time i am mad as a hornet

let's go over here for lunch tomorrow

we're lost we got lost inside the ikea

wherever we even put this stuff together

you need to put these together

probably i'm guessing there's no way

that comes made dude they're screws

they're screws right there right there

yeah you definitely have to put that

together

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yes

that looks so good in a guest bedroom we

need a handyman to do it though i'm not

going to wait i should have recorded

that same right what did you just say

abby abby what what did you just say i

accidentally said you're handy in other

ways i didn't mean it in any weird way

it's so cute

okay why am i so tempted to get this

crib we need to look up and make sure

it's safe they have certain matches that

are more safe for babies because they're

not very strong like with their necks

face down on the mattress they can still

breathe get one of those bars abby take

them all seriously take them all i'll

get at least one i have a stash of

chocolate at home for a dollar have you

ever told a little white lie that came

back to bite you in the booty because i

have gosh this story never gets old so

rewind back to

when me and my husband sweet horrible

man

first started dating neither of us had

been in a relationship before so we

needed all the good advice we could get

and i feel like i remember my grandma

saying something about how it's good to

take interest

in the other person's interests and matt

didn't really care about sports but he

was into superhero movies so when matt

called me up one day and said hey we

should go to guardians of the galaxy

together i was like

yes i was born for this i can't wait for

this movie now in reality i actually

hate superhero movies don't come for me

if you're a big marvel fan or something

i'm not even sure who makes guardians of

the galaxy i see why other people like

them it's just not for me so we go to

this movie and i'm like acting stoked on

it like i

my favorite movie ever i walk out of

that movie theater thinking you know we

did it i didn't like it but i can do

anything one time oh no a year later

matt is so excited to tell me that they

are making a sequel of my favorite movie

ever i'm wondering what movie that could

be guardians of the galaxy

he was talking about guardians of the

galaxy so what do i do i keep up the act

another

amazing cinematic experience for the

both of us

until he tells me that they're making an

avengers movie and guess who's in it

guardians of the galaxy

and heaven knows how many of those

movies they've made so i eventually just

had to come clean i mean i just

literally couldn't do it anymore so now

i've come to the conclusion that the

best relationship advice honesty is the

best policy

i really thought i'd never share this

story but i think enough time has passed

and this story is too good not to tell

it rewind to my then boyfriend now

husband's senior year of high school and

i feel like the luckiest girl in the

world because my parents tell me that i

can invite him on our family spring

break trip

now we were going to florida and like

any good old midwestern family we were

planning a road trip now it was an

18-hour drive from where we lived so we

knew we were going to have to stop

overnight everything went smoothly on

the way there but on the way back we

were kind of having a hard time finding

a hotel to stop off at for the night so

when we finally found one that said they

had a room that slept five we took it we

get the key and walk in the room to find

two double beds and a literal armchair

it didn't even recline so we had a bed

for my dad and brother me and my mom and

we had them a wheel and a cot for matt

to sleep on because that chair wasn't

gonna work we were all exhausted and get

right in bed but matt is a 6-2 man on

this teeny tiny cot and this thing is

squeaking and creaking

so bad

because he just can't get comfortable

now my mom is a super light sleeper and

it's been a long day

she leans over to me after about an hour

of this keeping her up and she says

scoot over and let him in

um what so it's my mom

me and my high school boyfriend for a

couple that didn't plan on sharing a bed

together until marriage this was pretty

exhilarating but equally disturbing at

the same time let's just say i'm glad

that it worked out and that we are now

married and can look back at that night

and laugh