The Adventures of Paddington Bear S01E12

left Peru and sailed to England

alone there he met the BRS and they took

him

home now a new life has he

wind son he always does his best to help

everyone when a problem appears he never

misses a beat and always finds a way to

land on

feet has his very own unique point of

view looks at everything as if it's

brand

new he is friendly and polite and he

tries to do things right but he gets in

sticky mes just the same he's curious

and speaks his mind but TR never far

behind it's Paddington Bear he's one of

a kind I'm Paddington

there I had just watched an episode of

Dick Dale private eye on television and

learned that a good detective is always

on the lookout for suspicious characters

dickdale says you have to keep your eyes

peeled then follow the

scent but I had been at it all morning

and was still looking for a mystery to

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solve after all what's a detective

without a

mystery I hoped that sooner or later

something will turn

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up but perhaps it was now time to look

somewhere

else Dick Dale gets a lot of his cases

from the

police they call him in whenever they

have a really difficult crime to solve

so I thought I might try try my luck at

the local police

station you saw a suspicious character

hiding in a Dustbin short with a large

nose dressed in a red hat and duffel

coat oh yes Madam we'll get onto it

right

away yes right

away good

afternoon here haven't I seen you

somewhere before

my name is Paddington Brown and I live

near here I was wondering if you have

any crimes that need solving crimes I

could do some under cover work like Dick

Dale bears are good at that dick who

you've never heard of Dick Dale private

eye he's the greatest detective in the

world oh he is is he and I suppose you

are Sherlock

Holmes

hey

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the police weren't very

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Cooperative I was getting pretty

discouraged but then I struck it lucky

when a fog rolled in everyone knows that

the greatest detective cases start in a

fog I made my way up the portella road

just to see what I might run

into

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ow

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oh that poor

lady she needs

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help hello there Frank how are things in

the store not good we've had a run of

thefts lately we think it might be an

inside job but we can't figure out how

they're getting the stuff past our

security

system M officer you've got got to do

something I've just seen a lady being

kidnapped hang on a moment aren't you

that bear who came into the station just

now yes and I saw the whole thing a man

with no hair grabbed her from behind and

started shaking her then he carried her

in

there in there that's Kimble's

department store I can assure you my

friend no one's been kidnapped in there

don't pay any attention to him Frank

we've just seen too many detective shows

on television something told me I wasn't

getting anywhere there was nothing for

it but to take over the case myself hey

you wait a

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minute I had to stay out of sight until

I could find out what was going on he

short with a large nose dressed in a red

hat and duffel coat there he

is

H

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salance a lot for men excuse me it's

cologne try

some aha me thinks it is

lunchtime it gets a bit hot in

here I needed a disguise something to

make me inconspicuous as I looked for

the man with no

hair celot for men

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hey my disguise paid

off I finally spotted the kidnapper but

now that I'd found

him I needed to get some

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evidence

hey come back

here stop

thief it's him spread

out

oh oh what are you doing there um

nothing nothing at all give me that

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camera a l a lot for men hey

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all right the game's up wait you have to

look at

this I know that man he works on the

mannequins and dress

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dummies there she is that's the lady he

grabbed in the alley that's no lady

that's a dumb

a

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dummy yeah what's

this a

ho so that's how he smuggled the goods

out of the store inside this dummy

incredible but what about the man with

no hair I'm afraid he's probably long

gone by

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now what is

it it's

him uh how did you know it was

him simple s Lancelot for

men I underestimated you my friend how

did you ever get to be such a good

detective I did what Dick Dale does I

kept my eyes peeled then I simply

followed the scent bears do it all the

time

Mr Gruber and I were visiting the Great

Wall of China for his book the world and

its wonders China is also the home of

fireworks Kites and Dragons so I really

shouldn't have been too surprised to

find myself saving a dragon from a high

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place oh do be careful Mr Brown

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what are you doing don't

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move thank you Mr grber it's a good

thing Mrs bird lent you her umbrella she

did say it might come in

useful look Mr grber my BR the dragon

they're circus performers Mr Brown

excellent wonderful that's just what our

Highwire dragon act needs a spectacular

finish my name is sh juu and this is my

traveling circus I am Mr grber and this

is Mr Brown we came to watch the show

after visiting the great w neither of us

have ever seen a Chinese circus before

sadly that is the same with many people

as the weeks pass the crowds grow

smaller and our circus grows poor but

now A Gifted performer is Among Us oh

yes

where the bear bears are good at

performing Mrs juu perhaps I may ask you

to come tomorrow I'm find more ways to

improve our circus like with the

Dragona the they don't seem very happy

with our Improvement what do you say Mr

Brown our circus experience would be a

nice addition to my book the world and

its wonders I think I shall like being

in a circus Mr

Gruber I wasn't sure what Mrs juu was

worried about the plate spinner didn't

need any help and I couldn't think of

any way to improve The Balancing

Act but I wanted to do a good job for

Mrs juu so I decided to take a seat and

watch the show

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I'm sorry I seem to have taken your seat

I think shahu wanted us to observe Mr

Brown not perform but that was a very

good trick coming up with ideas was

proving to be very difficult even if Mrs

bird says I get too many ideas for my

own

good hey here let me

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help Mr

Brown I think you'd better get down I

only wish I

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could come back Mr Brown come

back turn around Mr Brown Turn

Around

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brilliant oh dear I don't think we're

doing very well Mr

grber perhaps tomorrow Mr

Brown now I wonder where we should start

today I have the feeling some performers

would like us to start at the beginning

Mr grber before we'd even left

London oh he's very good I'm sure he

doesn't want our

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help Mr Brown I'm afraid I need some

assistance so do I Mr grber oh

goodness this is most

undignified so is this Mr

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grber we haven't come up with a single

idea Mr Brown Mrs bird would be very

disappointed there you are I'd be

looking all over for you I want to thank

you for all your wonderful ideas our

ideas what

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ideas you

see we haven't had a cry this big in

month

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now hurry I'm get into costume you'll be

on soon

on I hope my stint in the barrel went

unnoticed I don't think I should like to

repeat that performance and the cyclist

wasn't very pleased about having fur in

his eyes hurry follow

me shouldn't we rehearse

first

wa

oh that was invigorating well done Mr

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grber they seem to like our ideas Mr

grber but what will we do for an encore

perhaps we can try getting

down

you know Mr Brown they do say you can't

teach an old dog new tricks but I think

we learned a few while we were in China

we certainly did Mr grber but home is

where you hang your hat and practice

makes

perfect are you ready ready Mr grber

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h

dear Aunt Lucy my latest Adventure came

about all because I'd managed to upset

my neighbor again you started a fire in

Mr Curry's kitchen it was an accident

but being Mr Curry he blamed it all on

me what's happening Mr grber the police

have arrested that man they must believe

he's done something wrong like

accidentally starting a f in someone's

kitchen I don't think the police will

arrest you without proof Mr Brown in

this country you're considered innocent

until proven guilty by a court of law I

am good I shall have to tell Mr Curry

that um what's a court of law Mr

grber and that's how I ended up visiting

a law

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Court uh excuse me sir would you mind

mind putting your suitcase through the

scanner I hope it comes out the other

side don't worry sir we've never lost

one

yet what do you do if you find something

suspicious if need be we blow it up with

that uh may I ask you what the small

square object is it's a marmalade

sandwich you can see the chugs on the

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X-ray well sir I'm AF afraid we don't

allow food in court I must ask you to

put it in this bag while you're on the

premices an important thing Mr Brown is

that the courts are always open to the

public for

example I don't believe

it Mr

Brown yes that's me well come along then

the Court's ready for you I didn't want

to break the no food in court

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policy there we go ready to see a little

Justice at work Mr Brown Mr

Brown let us

begin good morning I am cloudsworthy the

prosecuting Council please take the

stand thank thank you very much I wasn't

sure why Mr cloudsworthy wanted me to

stand in a box but it did have the best

view in the room Mr Brown do you swear

to oh no I never swear it's rude no

that's not what I meant do you swear to

tell the truth the whole truth and

nothing but the truth of course Aunt

Lucy taught me never to tell lies

silence who is this Aunt Lucy and why

isn't she listed as a witness um I can't

find any mention of her Mard so you

don't plan to call her I don't think

she'd hear you even if you did Aunt

Lucy's in Peru Peru uh with respect mad

but I don't think Aunt Lucy is very

important not important Aunt Lucy is

very important you should ask Mrs bird

Mrs bird really Mr cloudsworthy you'll

have to do a better job keeping track of

your Witnesses

call Mrs bird calling Mrs bird I don't

think Mrs bird will hear you either

she's out shopping Mrs birds out

shopping really this is becoming

intolerable enough I'll deal with the

missing Witnesses later but right now

perhaps Mr cloudsworthy can present

what's left of his case yes

Mard in the case again against Mr Brown

and his neighbor Mr Murray Curry Murray

it says so right here I'm sure it does

but my neighbor's name is Mr

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Curry hold it careful now set set

suspicious package on bench outside

Court 3 request immediate assistance

not me you twt all in all I was very

impressed at how fast the courts had

taken charge of Mr Carry's kitchen

case and then he accused me of setting

fire to his feather duster deliberately

but it was just an accident a feather

duster my soul what is this court coming

to I'm sure there's a reasonable

explanation for Mr muray I mean Mr

Curry's outrageous behavior

Mard

this is an emergency please Evacuate the

premises remain

calm Mr

Brown yes I'm Mr Brown I just saw a Mr

Brown in court for a case against his

neighbor oh no the Mr Brown I'm looking

for wasn't here to go to court you must

be talking about another Mr

Brown Mr the grber Mr Brown

yes I'm Mr Brown and I'm here for a case

against my neighbor Mr Murray Murray

here who's calling you if you hadn't

built that fence and cut off my access

to the river none of this would have

happened well I wouldn't have had to

build that fence if your dog had stopped

misbehaving in my

garden you could loosen a slat in the

fence that's what Mr Curry and I did and

now we can both both get through

easily hey that's not a bad idea good

work well whatever the confusion I'm

glad it's all cleared up now we just

have that bomb to worry

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about ow that was my marmalade sandwich

you've just blown up your marmalade

sandwich I left it outside the

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courtroom I don't wonder you're upset

this is very good marmalade it's some of

Mrs Bird's special Mrs bird isn't she

the witness who's out doing her

shopping this is a very serious offense

you know Mr grber says that in an

English court of law you're innocent

until you're proven

guilty true Mr Brown very true

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do

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and speaks his mind but trou never far

behind

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