Desi Lydic on Trump's Nebraska Electoral Vote Play & The 2024 Solar Eclipse | The Daily Show
Summary
TLDRThe transcript discusses various topics, including the potential increase in New York City Marathon fees due to MTA's demand for covering lost tolls, the possibility of the 2024 presidential election hinging on Nebraska's electoral votes, and the upcoming solar eclipse causing a travel boom in small towns. It also humorously debates the significance of the sun and moon during the eclipse, highlighting the cultural and economic impact of these events.
Takeaways
- ðââïž The New York City Marathon faces potential cost increases due to MTA's demand for the Road Runners to cover $750,000 in lost tolls from the Verrazano Bridge closure.
- ð° The debate over increased marathon fees highlights the tension between the desire for participants to run the popular event and the financial burden imposed by city infrastructure costs.
- ð³ïž The 2020 election saw Joe Biden secure an electoral vote from Liberal Omaha, Nebraska, which has sparked discussions about the electoral college system and its fairness.
- ð Nebraska's Republican governor, Jim Pillen, is considering a change to the state's electoral vote distribution, which could impact future elections.
- ð€ The proposed change in Nebraska's electoral vote system has received support from former President Trump but has been criticized by Democrats.
- ð The upcoming solar eclipse is a rare astronomical event that has captured the public's imagination and is being celebrated in various ways across America.
- ð The solar eclipse has led to a travel boom in small towns within the path of totality, with hotels in cities like Jackson, Missouri, and Erie, Pennsylvania, experiencing significant price increases.
- ðª Companies are capitalizing on the eclipse with special promotions, such as a limited-edition donut from Krispy Kreme and Oreo, and unique flight experiences from airlines like Delta.
- ð A humorous debate between the importance of the sun and moon during the eclipse reflects the cultural significance and differing perspectives on the event.
- ð The solar eclipse serves as a reminder of the magic and rarity of such events, offering a moment of shared experience for those in its path.
- ð Despite the excitement and commercialization surrounding the eclipse, weather conditions may impact the viewing experience for many across the country.
Q & A
What is the main issue being discussed in relation to the New York City Marathon?
-The main issue discussed is the potential increase in costs for runners due to the MTA requesting the New York City Road Runners to cover the lost tolls of $750,000 resulting from the closure of the Verrazano Bridge during the marathon.
How does the speaker feel about the possibility of increased fees for runners?
-The speaker suggests that if it's necessary to run the marathon, many runners might just accept the increased fees despite finding it frustrating, given the popularity of the New York marathon.
What is the speaker's opinion on the New York City Marathon generating money for the city?
-The speaker acknowledges that the marathon does generate a lot of money for New York City, but questions whether it's fair to charge runners even more money, with a sarcastic tone implying disagreement.
What change is being proposed in Nebraska's electoral vote distribution?
-The change being proposed is to make the popular vote count for all five delegates, instead of splitting them by district, as has been done for the past 32 years.
How does the former president, Donald Trump, view the proposed change in Nebraska?
-Donald Trump and his allies are in favor of the change, believing it could potentially secure him an additional electoral vote from Nebraska, which they believe could make a difference in the election outcome.
What are the potential implications of the change in Nebraska's electoral vote distribution?
-The change could lead to a more evenly divided electoral vote and potentially affect the outcome of the presidential election, possibly resulting in a tie if other swing states do not go in favor of Biden.
What is the significance of the upcoming solar eclipse in America?
-The solar eclipse is a rare and magical event that will be visible over parts of America, offering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for observation and scientific study, as well as boosting tourism and local economies in areas within its path.
How are businesses and towns capitalizing on the solar eclipse?
-Businesses and towns are capitalizing on the eclipse by offering special themed products, like eclipse-themed food items, and travel packages. Hotel prices in cities within the path of totality have increased significantly, and companies like Delta are offering special flights for optimal viewing.
What is the debate between Ronny Chieng and Jordan Klepper regarding the solar eclipse?
-The debate centers around whether the sun or the moon is the 'real star' of the eclipse. While Ronny Chieng argues for the importance of the sun, Jordan Klepper emphasizes the cultural significance of the moon.
What is the speaker's final comment on the disagreement between Ronny Chieng and Jordan Klepper?
-The speaker attempts to mediate the disagreement, highlighting that both the sun and the moon are important in the context of the eclipse, but the focus should be on the event itself rather than which celestial body is more significant.
How does the script use humor to discuss current events?
-The script employs a satirical and humorous tone to discuss serious topics like the New York City Marathon costs, the electoral college system, and the solar eclipse. It uses exaggerated scenarios, sarcastic remarks, and playful banter to provide commentary on these issues.
Outlines
ðââïž NYC Marathon Financial Controversy
This paragraph discusses the financial challenges surrounding the New York City Marathon, including the increased costs for runners due to the MTA's demand for the New York City Road Runners to cover the lost tolls of $750,000 resulting from the closure of the Verrazano Bridge. The conversation highlights the debate on whether the non-government organization should bear this financial burden, potentially leading to higher registration fees for participants. The segment also touches on the economic impact of the marathon on New York City and the public's mixed reactions to the potential cost increase.
ð The Great American Eclipse: Celebrations and Commerce
The second paragraph focuses on the upcoming solar eclipse and its effects on American culture and economy. It describes how the event has led to a travel boom in small towns within the path of the eclipse, with hotels in cities like Jackson, Missouri, and Erie, Pennsylvania, experiencing significant price increases. The narrative also highlights the commercial aspects, such as special eclipse-themed food products, and unique experiences like a Delta flight offering an aerial view of the eclipse. The segment humorously contrasts modern-day celebrations with historical superstitions surrounding solar eclipses.
ð The Sun and Moon Debate: A Light-hearted Rivalry
This paragraph presents a humorous and heated debate between two commentators, Ronny Chieng and Jordan Klepper, about the significance of the sun and the moon during the solar eclipse. The discussion starts with a light-hearted banter about the cultural and scientific importance of the celestial bodies but quickly escalates into a comical argument, with each side passionately defending their preferred celestial object. The segment showcases the excitement around the eclipse and the playful rivalry it has sparked, ending with a call for unity in appreciating the event.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡New York City Marathon
ð¡MTA
ð¡Road Runners
ð¡Electoral College
ð¡Nebraska
ð¡Solar Eclipse
ð¡Travel Boom
ð¡Krispy Kreme
ð¡Delta
ð¡Eclipse Viewing
ð¡Sun and Moon
Highlights
The New York City Marathon's increasing costs, including a potential $750,000 fee due to bridge closures.
The Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) requesting the New York City Road Runners to cover the lost tolls from the Verrazano Bridge shutdown during the marathon.
The potential for higher entry fees for marathon runners if the Road Runners are forced to subsidize the MTA's request.
The New York City Marathon's significant economic contribution to the city, raising the question of whether it's fair to charge runners more.
The shift in Nebraska's electoral vote distribution, with former President Trump and allies pushing for a change to benefit his potential candidacy.
Governor Jim Pillen's support for a unified voice in Nebraska, reflecting the popular vote for all five electoral delegates.
The potential impact on the presidential election if Nebraska changes its electoral vote system, possibly leading to a tie.
The humorous suggestion of a Purge-like scenario if the presidential election ends in a tie due to Nebraska's electoral changes.
The idea of splitting electoral votes by district or even by person for a more fair representation, humorously referred to as 'the popular vote'.
The upcoming solar eclipse and its rare, magical moment for those in its path, despite the potential for weather interference.
The economic boom in small towns due to the solar eclipse, with hotels and businesses capitalizing on the event.
Krispy Kreme's innovative donut featuring cookie pieces in partnership with Oreos for the eclipse.
Delta's special flight offering an out-of-this-world view of the eclipse from the sky.
The humorous debate between the importance of the sun and the moon during the eclipse, highlighting cultural differences in appreciating celestial events.
The light-hearted banter between two reporters, Ronny Chieng and Jordan Klepper, about the sun and moon's roles in the eclipse.
The underlying message of unity and togetherness during the solar eclipse, despite disagreements on the sun and moon's significance.
Transcripts
Before we get into the major news,
let's start with some news right here in New York City.
The New York City Marathon, the best excuse for soiling
yourself in public.
Now, unfortunately, the cost of running the marathon
are overwhelming-- from registration fees,
to travel, to chronic bloody nips.
And now the price might go up even higher.
It's a battle brewing over the New York City Marathon now.
Because the MTA wants the New York City Road Runners
to cover the cost of lost tolls on that day, $750,000
worth, because they have to shut down the Verrazano Bridge.
In a statement, the MTA says taxpayers "cannot be expected
to subsidize a wealthy, non-government organization
like the Road Runners."
So that could mean steeper fees for those runners
to enter the marathon.
If that's what it's going to take to run the marathon,
I think a lot of runners are going
to just suck it up and do it.
Oh, Well, that's kind of frustrating.
It's already like super high.
Yeah.
Because New York's one of the most popular marathons to run.
Come on, you couldn't even wait for her to cool down?
Dude, you know that run is the 20 minutes of peace
that woman had all day.
Now, the marathon does generate a lot of money
for New York City.
So you might be asking, is it fair to charge
runners even more money?
[BLEEP] yeah, it is!
Yeah, if-- if you're going to take over the city
and shove it in our face how fit you are,
that you have goals that you achieve, then yeah,
you should have to pay for it.
In fact, they should pay every time they
tell us they ran the marathon.
Yeah.
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
Yeah. We know.
It was three days ago.
You can take off the silver blanket.
And for anyone who thinks this will make the marathon too
expensive, might I interest you in a much cheaper alternative?
It's called Love Island and three pints of Haagen-Dazs.
I win every time.
But let's move on to the presidential race.
It's the reason your therapist drives a Porsche.
At least mine does.
I don't know.
As you know, the president is decided
by the electoral college--
the incredibly over-complicated system that our founders
came up with as a prank on future generations.
And most states award all their electoral votes
to whoever wins the state.
But Nebraska splits theirs up by district.
And in 2020, that meant Joe Biden
received an electoral vote from Liberal Omaha.
Because as it turns out, every state has a Brooklyn.
But now Donald Trump has realized
that he wants that vote, and that
could make all the difference.
Could the election all come down to Nebraska?
Donald Trump thinks so.
He and his allies convincing Nebraska's Republican governor
to support a major change in the way the state has
been doling out its electoral college votes
for the past 32 years.
Governor Jim Pillen says it's time for Nebraska to speak
with one unified voice by making
the popular vote be the one that
counts for all five delegates.
Former President Trump applauds that effort.
But Democrats pushed back.
Pathetic worm Donald Trump thinks
that he knows what's best for Nebraska
and what Nebraskans want.
But this man obviously wants this electoral vote,
because he's so scared he can't win the presidency without it.
Excuse me, ma'am.
But whatever happened to decorum?
That's "Former President Pathetic Worm."
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
Yeah.
But the implications here are huge.
Biden's easiest path to the White House
is to win Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan,
plus that one Nebraska vote.
If he gets that, he can lose every other swing state
and still win the election.
But if Nebraska makes this change,
the election could end up in a tie.
And you might be wondering, what happens in that case?
Well, it's simple, really.
Have you ever seen The Purge movies?
It's like that.
Nebraska should really, truly keep this system though.
Because it's certainly a more fair way
to divide up electoral votes than winner take all.
In fact, what if every state split up their votes
like Nebraska, by district?
Or maybe even by person, you know?
Then whoever wins the most persons would be president.
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
That would be pretty popular.
Oh!
We could call it the popular vote!
I don't know, I'm just spitballing.
But let's move on to some exciting science news.
Next Monday, a solar eclipse will totally block out
the sun over parts of America.
And we're all looking forward to having one brief moment when
you can look up into the sky and see something
besides the door of a Boeing airplane
plummeting toward the ground.
But it's not just a moment for humans.
An eclipse offers a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity for Rudy Giuliani to come
out and feed during the day.
Yeah, it's good for him.
It's good for him.
Now, in the old days, a total eclipse
would be a time when people would
gather together as a community and burn the witches
responsible for it.
But these days, we commemorate it
in the modern, enlightened way, by trying to make that money.
This eclipse is causing a travel boom
for small towns in its path.
Hotels are up about 550% in cities like Jackson, Missouri,
where it'll cost on average more than $600 a night.
In Erie, Pennsylvania, it's almost $800.
Companies are rushing to cash in.
Some of the strangest sun-inspired foods,
including chips you can only get during the eclipse.
Krispy Kreme is even teaming up with Oreos for a donut
featuring cookie pieces.
To catch the eclipse from the sky.
Delta offering a flight from Austin
to Detroit to give onlookers an out-of-this-world view.
Wow.
Talk about a flight where you do not
want to be in the middle seat.
Imagine you end up sitting next to that guy who
insists on keeping his window shade down.
Although, how cool to celebrate the once-in-a-lifetime
event of a Delta flight taking off on time.
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
I love how every civilization honors
the heavens in their own way.
The ancient Incas built Machu Picchu,
America put an Oreo on a donut.
Really milking this event for everything it's worth.
But-- but look.
We can't deny that the eclipse truly
is a rare, magical moment.
For those lucky enough to be in its path,
you'll never forget that you saw that.
And nothing-- nothing can take that away from you.
Weather and clouds might get in the way
of perfect eclipse viewing in many parts of the country.
Mother [BLEEP].
For more on how towns across America
are celebrating the eclipse, we have our news team
live in the path of totality--
Ronny Chieng in Kerrville, Texas--
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
--and Jordan Klepper in Jackson, Missouri.
Guys, what's the mood like where-- where you are?
Oh, it's amazing, Desi.
I thought this small town would be full of dumb rubes.
But it's actually full of the friendliest and most
welcoming rubes I've ever met.
So nice to see you America stop fighting for one day
and watch the sun put on a show.
Same here, Desi.
Knowing how small we are in the vastness of space
has brought everyone together in love and friendship
to wear repurposed avatar 3D glasses.
So I agree with everything Ronny said, except for the part
about the sun.
Everyone knows the moon is the real star here.
I'm sorry, Jordan.
Well, the moon is supporting.
But the sun is the real star here.
I mean, it's literally a star.
I'm sorry they didn't teach you that in American kindergarten.
Obviously, I meant star metaphorically.
They must not teach metaphors wherever
you went to community college.
The sun is not why people are putting aside their differences
and coming together, dipshit.
They're watching the moon cross over the sun.
Unlike you, most people don't stare at the sun all day.
OK, guys, guys.
Let's not fall apart over this.
The sun and the moon are equally important here.
Oh!
Oh, sure, yeah!
Equally important.
Because if the sun disappears, I mean, all that happens
is we all freeze to death.
And god forbid the moon goes away.
Then we'll be, what?
Harder to surf?
And Jordan won't get his period anymore?
OK.
You put some respect on the moon, all right?
It's our cultural touchstone.
Good Night, Moon, Moonlight Sonata.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
that's amore!
Tell me this.
Tell me this.
Have you ever-- have you ever gotten a moonburn?
No.
Worst thing that happens under the moonlight
is that you fall in love, or turn into a werewolf.
Either way, it's [BLEEP] awesome.
Oh, sorry.
Do you-- did you say moonlight?
You mean the light that reflects from the sun?
Yo, the moon is nothing!
It's a rock!
Good thing it has a weak gravitational
pull so people can leave it easier.
Oh! Oh!
I thought you'd like the weak gravity, because it's the one
place in the universe where you could actually
dunk a basketball, smart ass.
OK, guys, guys, guys.
Stop this.
I thought this eclipse would bring us together.
Shut up, Desi!
Yeah, shut up, Desi!
You probably like Mars or some stupid shit.
Yeah. [BLEEP] Mars!
All right?
Look, the moon doesn't have shit on the sun.
OK?
You wouldn't even know the moon exists
if it wasn't for the sun.
So don't act like the sun isn't the most important part
of the eclipse, all right? - No!
Wait. Wait.
No.
- Wait, what are you doing? - Oh.
- What are you doing? - I'm eclipsing you.
I'm eclipsing.
I'm a passing in front, which the more powerful body can do.
Get out of my box!
No, all hail the moon!
- All hail the sun! - All hail the moon!
The - All hail the sun!
The sun! - The moon!
Sun! Sun!
Eat my [INAUDIBLE].
The sun! The sun!
You like this, don't you?
Sorry I even tried.
Ronny Chieng and Jordan Klepper, everyone.
5.0 / 5 (0 votes)
Las noticias de la noche, lunes 25 de marzo de 2024 | Noticias Telemundo
Jon Stewart Interrogates America's Support of Israel & 2024 Solar Eclipse Mania | The Daily Show
Stormy Daniels Testimony, TikTok Sues U.S. & Kristi Noem Cancels Book Tour | PBD Podcast | Ep 408
Solar eclipse in Northeast Ohio: Cleveland experiences totality
Total solar eclipse causing tourism boost across U.S.
2024 Eclipse: What to expect, from the awe-inspiring to the "very strange"