Elden Ring but everything I do costs me progressively more runes

LilAggy
12 May 202459:53

Summary

TLDRIn this humorous and engaging video, the player introduces a unique twist to their gaming experience by modding a game to incorporate a capitalist system. Every action, from moving to attacking, costs runes, and an inflation rate increases the cost based on the total runes earned. The video follows the player's journey as they strategically navigate through various challenges, hiring 'free labor' in the form of jellyfish attacks and leveraging the in-game economy to their advantage. The player's commentary is interspersed with sponsored content for War Thunder, a military combat game, and a reminder to claim a bonus pack. The video concludes with the player's triumph over the game's challenges, achieving a high score and a significant rune count, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining narrative.

Takeaways

  • 🎮 The player has modded the game 'Elden Ring' to simulate capitalism, where every action costs runes, including movement, stamina consumption, and health loss.
  • 💰 The game also introduces an inflation mechanic based on the total amount of runes earned, making the game progressively more challenging as the player accumulates wealth.
  • 🛡 The player strategically uses contractors or 'free labor' to perform attacks, thus conserving their own resources.
  • 🚪 Opening fog gates to access bosses incurs an entrance fee, which is a percentage of the runes the boss would drop.
  • 🀑 Despite the challenges, the player manages to accumulate wealth by exploiting in-game mechanics, such as defeating enemies for runes and selling items.
  • 📈 The player emphasizes the importance of not going bankrupt and carefully managing resources to avoid falling into a deficit that is hard to recover from.
  • 💊 The player discusses the need for strategic use of consumables like blood and poison to defeat bosses more efficiently.
  • 🏰 The player highlights the high costs associated with progressing through the game, such as expensive elevator rides and boss battles.
  • 🛍 The player considers the value of various upgrades and items, weighing the costs against their potential benefits for the remainder of the game.
  • 🀝 The player collaborates with other players, summoning help for challenging boss fights, which is a strategic move to conserve resources.
  • 🎉 The player ultimately 'wins capitalism' by reaching a high rune count, signifying success in their self-imposed economic challenge within the game.

Q & A

  • What is the unique gameplay mechanic introduced in the video?

    -The video introduces a modded game mechanic where the player, named Jeff Bezos, has to pay runes for every action performed in the game, including movement, stamina consumption, and health loss.

  • How does the inflation rate in the game affect the player?

    -The inflation rate is problematic and increases based on the total amount of runes earned throughout the run, making the game progressively more challenging as the player accumulates more runes.

  • What is the significance of the entrance fee for fog gates?

    -The entrance fee for fog gates is 25% of the runes the boss on the other side would drop, which adds an additional economic challenge to the game.

  • How does the player plan to overcome the economic challenges presented by the game?

    -The player plans to overcome the challenges by strategically using in-game mechanics such as hiring contractors for free labor, exploiting enemy engagements for rune acquisition, and managing resources carefully.

  • What is the role of the sponsored content in the video?

    -The sponsored content is for War Thunder, a vehicular military combat game, which is mentioned at the beginning and later in the video. The player provides a promotional code for viewers to get a bonus pack in the game.

  • What is the player's strategy for dealing with the cost of using abilities like jellyfish attacks?

    -The player uses the strategy of hiring contractors to perform attacks, which is a form of 'free labor' as the player does not incur a direct cost for the contractor's actions.

  • How does the player manage the escalating costs as they progress through the game?

    -The player manages escalating costs by fighting enemies strategically to gain runes, avoiding unnecessary actions that incur costs, and by using in-game items and abilities that provide economic benefits.

  • What is the impact of the player's actions on their available funds during the game?

    -The player's actions, such as moving, getting hit, and using abilities, all have a direct impact on their available funds by costing runes, which leads to a careful management of resources and strategic gameplay.

  • What is the player's approach to the final boss fight in the game?

    -The player approaches the final boss fight by ensuring they have enough funds to cover the costs of the fight, using their abilities wisely, and avoiding unnecessary risks that could lead to losing runes.

  • How does the player's strategy evolve as they progress through the game?

    -The player's strategy evolves by learning from their experiences, such as when they get stuck or lose runes unexpectedly. They adapt by changing tactics, like using different weapons or strategies to overcome obstacles.

  • What is the player's ultimate goal in the game?

    -The player's ultimate goal is to 'win capitalism' by successfully navigating the game's economic challenges and achieving a high score, which is reflected in their accumulated rune count.

Outlines

00:00

😀 Capitalism in Gaming: The Modded Challenge

The speaker introduces a unique gameplay mod that simulates the capitalist system within a video game. Every action, from moving to attacking, costs runes, the in-game currency. Stamina expenditure and health loss also incur costs, and there's an entrance fee to access fog gates. The mod also introduces an inflation mechanic based on the total runes earned, making the game progressively more challenging as the player accumulates wealth. The narrative is interspersed with humor and a mention of an upcoming advertisement for War Thunder.

05:00

😎 Overcoming Obstacles: The Capitalist Way

The speaker, referring to their character as Jeff Bezos, humorously describes the struggle of earning and spending runes in the game. They discuss the importance of managing resources effectively and highlight the use of contractors to perform attacks for free, a metaphor for free labor. The summary also touches on the tension of the gameplay, where the player must balance the risk of losing runes with the potential for profit.

10:03

🀑 War Thunder Sponsorship and Gameplay Strategy

The speaker transitions to a sponsored segment for War Thunder, a military combat game, after a tense gameplay moment. They praise the game's features and offer a bonus pack code for new and returning players. The summary emphasizes the game's vast selection of vehicles and the special offer's value, while also noting the speaker's return to the main game narrative after the advertisement.

15:04

😓 The High Stakes of Economic Survival

The speaker details the financial challenges faced in the game, including the high costs of leveling up and purchasing items. They strategize about when to engage in combat and when to retreat, emphasizing the importance of not going bankrupt. The summary captures the player's cautious approach to managing their in-game economy and the high-stress moments that come with it.

20:05

🀖 The Efficiency of Blood on Fang

The speaker discusses their strategy for acquiring the Decus and other items, highlighting the efficiency of using the Blood on Fang weapon. They mention the value of a Golden Scarab for permanent income and the decision to kill Grail for financial gain. The summary reflects on the player's tactical approach to the game, focusing on maximizing经济效益 (economic efficiency).

25:08

🚶‍♂ The Perils of楌梯 (Stairs) Combat

The speaker recounts a difficult battle on the stairs, emphasizing the need for careful navigation and strategy. They discuss the potential benefits of killing a certain enemy for financial rewards and the decision to pursue a risky strategy for the potential payoff. The summary highlights the player's determination and the high-stakes nature of their decisions.

30:16

😀 The Struggle with Lell and Fire Giant

The speaker describes a challenging journey between two bosses, with financial resources dwindling. They express concern about the costs of certain actions and the need to conserve money. The summary captures the tension of resource management and the player's efforts to reach the Fire Giant with enough funds to succeed.

35:25

😈 Facing the Final Boss: A Capitalist's Conquest

The speaker engages in a final battle with the game's boss, employing a straightforward strategy to defeat it. They discuss the tension of the fight, the importance of not hesitating, and the satisfaction of overcoming the challenge. The summary conveys the player's focus and determination in the face of a formidable opponent.

40:28

🎮 The Game's Conclusion and A Return to Sponsorship

The speaker concludes the game with a significant financial surplus, reflecting on the successful simulation of capitalist challenges within the game. They then return to the War Thunder advertisement, reminding viewers of the offer and encouraging them to take advantage of it before it expires. The summary highlights the game's successful conclusion and the speaker's return to their sponsored content.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Capitalism

Capitalism is an economic system based on private ownership of the means of production and their operation for profit. In the video, the term is used metaphorically to describe a game modification where the player, named Jeff Bezos, has to pay 'runes' for every action, mimicking the transactional nature of capitalism. It's central to the video's theme of survival and success within a challenging, monetized game environment.

💡Runes

In the context of the video, runes are a form of in-game currency that the player must earn and spend to perform actions. They are central to the game's modified mechanics where every move, attack, or stamina expenditure costs runes, reflecting the video's theme of capitalism and the constant need for financial resources to progress.

💡Inflation Rate

The inflation rate refers to the rate at which the general level of prices for goods and services is rising, and subsequently, the purchasing power of currency is falling. In the video, an 'incredibly problematic inflation rate' is implemented, which increases the cost of actions as the player earns more runes, adding a layer of challenge that parallels real-world economic conditions.

💡Elden Ring

Elden Ring is an action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware, which serves as the backdrop for the video's gameplay. The game's mechanics are modified to incorporate the capitalist theme, where the player must manage a finite resource (runes) to survive and progress, highlighting the video's focus on economic strategy within a gaming context.

💡Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is referenced in the video as a metaphorical stand-in for the player character. As the founder of Amazon and a symbol of capitalist success, Bezos' name is used to underscore the video's theme of wealth accumulation and the struggle to maintain financial stability within the game's modified rules.

💡Stamina

Stamina in the video represents a player's physical ability to perform actions such as rolling, jumping, and attacking. It is tied to the game's economic system, where spending stamina also costs runes, emphasizing the resource management aspect that is central to the video's capitalist theme.

💡Fog Gate

In the context of the video, a fog gate is a mechanism in the game that requires an 'entrance fee' in runes to open. It serves as a barrier that the player must pay to pass, adding an additional financial hurdle and reflecting the monetization of progress, which is a key element of the video's capitalist analogy.

💡Bosses

Bosses in the video are end-of-level adversaries that the player must defeat to progress. They are significant as they drop runes upon defeat, acting as a reward system. The challenge lies in managing resources to defeat bosses, which is central to the video's narrative of overcoming economic obstacles.

💡War Thunder

War Thunder is a vehicular combat game mentioned in the video as a sponsor. It is briefly discussed, offering a contrast to the main gameplay narrative. The sponsorship is used to provide a break from the intense gameplay and introduces a different gaming experience, highlighting the variety within the gaming industry.

💡Poison

Poison in the video is a status effect that can damage or weaken enemies. It is strategically used by the player to gain an advantage in combat, reflecting the use of tactics and strategy within the game. The mention of poison ties into the broader theme of resourceful gameplay under economic constraints.

💡Strength

Strength, in the context of the video, refers to a character attribute that determines the power of the player's attacks and sometimes the ability to use certain weapons. It is a stat that the player must upgrade by spending runes, which is indicative of the video's focus on character progression within a capitalist framework.

Highlights

The player has modded the game to implement a capitalist system where every action costs runes.

Every step taken in the game requires payment of one Rune, simulating a real-world economic transaction.

Stamina expenditure in activities like rolling, jumping, or sprinting also incurs a cost of one Rune per stamina point.

The game mod introduces an inflation rate that increases based on the total amount of runes earned, adding a layer of complexity.

The player, embodying a character akin to Jeff Bezos, must navigate the game's economy to overcome challenges.

The video includes a sponsored segment for War Thunder, which is humorously delayed to not interrupt the gameplay narrative.

The player starts with a monetary struggle, highlighting the difficulty of bootstrapping in a capitalist system.

An innovative strategy of hiring in-game contractors for free labor is employed to save runes.

The player emphasizes the importance of efficient resource management to survive the harsh economic conditions.

A risky strategy of farming runes from NPCs fighting each other is outlined as a financial backup plan.

The player discusses the high costs associated with opening fog gates and the strategic decisions it requires.

A significant moment occurs when the player's character obtains a powerful weapon but lacks the strength to wield it.

The player humorously references the concept of 'blood on Fang' as a recurring and efficient strategy in their gameplay.

The player achieves a significant financial milestone, reaching six figures in their in-game capital.

A tense moment arises when the player faces a boss with a high entrance fee, risking a significant portion of their earnings.

The player highlights the importance of not going bankrupt and the difficulty of recovering from financial ruin in the game.

The player successfully completes the game's challenges, accumulating nearly a million runes and 'winning capitalism'.

The video concludes with a reminder about the War Thunder sponsorship and a prompt to claim the bonus offer.

Transcripts

00:00

I've brought capitalism to the lands

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between by modding my game to charge me

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runes for every single action I do so

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now every single time I take so much as

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a step I have to pay one Rune and every

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single time I spend stamina to do things

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like roll jump attack or Sprint I also

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have to pay one Rune per stamina Point

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consumed additionally just for good

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measure every time I get hits I'll also

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be charged one Rune per HP lost and

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every time I want to open a fog gate

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I'll also have to pay an entrance fee of

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25% of the runes the boss on the other

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side would drop now if you know anything

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about how many runes you can get in an

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Elden ring those costs actually don't

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seem too bad which is why I've also

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implemented an incredibly problematic

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inflation rate based on the total amount

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of runes I've earned throughout the run

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so now just like in real life the more I

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make the more I got to pick now let's go

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see how our hero Jeff Bezos pulls

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himself up by those bootstraps to

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overcome this challenging New Market Oh

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and before I forget this video is

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sponsored by War Thunder but we're not

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going to talk about that right now for

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some reason instead I'll be doing the ad

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read in 9 minutes and 15 seconds from

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now instead so I'll see you then that's

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Jeff Bezos and of course we need to

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start with some money C capitalism

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launches in three 2 1

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go okay so yeah as you can see I am

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stuck in place so

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behold we've got

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3,000 yes yes we've moved one foot and

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paid one rune for the privilege all

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right here we go uh we should probably

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try and kill this guy yeah

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good oh yeah did I mention that every

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time I get hit I lose runes

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too okay well I [ __ ]

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lost what it cost money to go up an

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elevator oh my God I'm not

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moving hi uh no no no no no no no no no

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no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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oh my God I'm wasting so much money

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[ __ ] oh Jesus

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Christ wait I could sell my [ __ ] to KI

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hold on $100 $100 $100 and $100

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boom made it to melanom all right thanks

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for the horse whatever

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ride yeah that shit's dropping fast it's

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all right we should oh no no no no no no

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no no

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no ah D okay okay don't panic Don't

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Panic Don't Panic it's

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fine

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[ __ ] go go go go go you know what we

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need to

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do we we we need to hire contractors

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immediately see cuz it costs money if I

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attack [ __ ] but if the jellyfish attacks

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[ __ ] okay that's that's the little thing

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called Free Labor

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baby that's like

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200 200

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okay oh that's a f okay that's big

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that's

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big the next graveyards are here and

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here boom

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boom boom it's already profitable sleep

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pot

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recipe I

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guess physic flash okay I need a better

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weapon H oh [ __ ] you dude oh my God what

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a

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disaster I need two more strengths to

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wield

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it that's $740 a level what are you

04:17

crazy wa when I was trying to plan out

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good strats for this run I I did think

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it'd be a good idea to immediately get

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to here because this is where all those

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dudes are fighting each other and if I

04:31

ever like straight up run out of cash

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completely I can just warp to this grace

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and they will die and give me runes oh

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[ __ ] this

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troll oh no what the hell's this problem

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run

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go oh my god oh my god dude dude dude

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dude dude

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dude okay he's

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bad yeah don't get invaded here if we if

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we just hug this wall we won't get

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invaded by

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Anastasia all right

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nice maybe maybe a little more I I

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cannot afford to stop next to an enemy

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to pop more

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runes all right let's

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go oh that's

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death oh

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no okay here we go just [ __ ] go for

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it I mean just looking at the value it

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feels like we're going to make it like

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at this rate of loss we should make it

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dude honestly we have like plenty of

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money to make it we are sort of

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chiling yeah get him guys [ __ ] them

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up

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boom now look at that we we've already

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made some money here we we can just

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chill reap the rewards of others

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work oh there we go let's go 300 another

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300

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shees

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okay let's go ahead and get the

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strength okay I still can't afford the

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levels for blood on thing I think we

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probably just go for March okay so

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there's one more aspect of this run that

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I don't think I've explained yet every

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single F gate costs money to open it it

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literally says pay

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up it's a it's a onetime cost okay we

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don't have to do it every time we fight

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the boss uh the cost

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is I

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believe a quarter of the runes that you

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would normally get from defeating the

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boss inside so

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marget is a 12K Rune boss so I think

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this will be

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3K yeah I think if I more or less no hit

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the fight this should be enough

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okay we're doing

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it let's do

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this

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Market

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oh right okay

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right go

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jelly do my work for me

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okay oh it's it's 30 in attack

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Jesus okay this is going well just let

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him come to

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me I I I really need him to get poisoned

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by my jelly though I I can't let him

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kill my

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worker I got to what the [ __ ] that did

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not hit me oh [ __ ] you

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okay

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[ __ ] no dude he didn't even [ __ ]

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poison

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him all right it's fine it's fine it's

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fine it's

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fine just have faith

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bom

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thou skill Warrior blood must truly

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run [ __ ] oh no no no no no no no no no

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no no

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okay no foolish Ambitions to rest he did

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the weird con combo why would he do

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that oh yeah I'm stuck oh my God I'm

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stuck do I just do it again dude

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honestly that was so winnable I [ __ ]

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up I need this guy to [ __ ] poison

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all right nice

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nice just just slapped him okay

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dude

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good thou art a passing scin Warrior

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blood must oh nice Stagg run in th oh

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yeah dude d in the

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bag

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bom one

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more

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boom marget down baby that went much

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better that time see you can't be afraid

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to spend a little money to make a little

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money you know speaking of money it's

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and uh yeah but we can get back to jff

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now dude holy [ __ ] moving is so much

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more expensive now look at how fast it's

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draining all

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right it's an investment it's an

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investment it's an

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investment oh

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Fu I got to dodge

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this

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nice go go go go go go go go

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go okay okay okay okay I can't even

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afford the [ __ ]

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DY for godri yet that's true if I can

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kill this Invader I get ruia and I can

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go to Patches and patches sells gold

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feet okay here it

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[Music]

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comes yes if it isn't there

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get over here dude blood [ __ ] him up the

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end is I'm supervising okay it's a very

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important role got to be very strong

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willed I'm scared this guy oh what bro

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what the [ __ ] did I hire you for he can

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die oh my god

12:52

dude no one wants to work anymore oh

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[ __ ] me oh [ __ ] me don't don't die don't

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die don't die don't die don't die

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no bro you can't be jumping my [ __ ] like

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that I have money to get back I have

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money to get back thir get away from me

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get oh no dude if I run out of cash

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right in front of him I'm

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[ __ ] if it isn't narus you're up

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bloody finger the end is nine

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huh okay I'm going to help him out this

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time cuz clearly he can't [ __ ] do it

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himself yes yes yes yes yes

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yes finish

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him what what are you doing finish

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him

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yeah all

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right r

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mov let we go pay visitor friend

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patches uh I don't think I can summon in

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here guys demand repentance that's great

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puff up your coin oh get his ass right

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there all of it

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yeah I don't even know what that mist

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does my bro

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s

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i

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man oh yes I can

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Bo see

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him what

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a yeah dude f it

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us now we're getting somewhere um I

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think we get the somber one here if we

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summon blly for blood on Fang we get a

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somber two dude I got to go to BL twice

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unless I murder Colin

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sorry

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buddy will not stand

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for there he

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goes we're off to

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BL it's fine he'll never find us he'll

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never find us blly get down here sent

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you the Y mhm good friend good good

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friend don't don't fight the bear let's

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kill

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barl Dar rotting in a cell is no true

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Justice all right go good

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luck bam there I

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held blind's a

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monster you're could learn a thing or

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two

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okay uh

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blight uh blight does he need to live

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for me to get my reward

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probably okay he's got it n he's got it

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he's got it he's got it he's got it he's

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got it he doesn't have

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it

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no this dude better give him my somber

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too oh there he is okay okay I think

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we're good

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thank

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you okay goodbye all right ruia plus two

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now we got to figure out the godri

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situation is it time that we just kill

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nights Cav is it nights Cav cheese that

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gets us 42k that'll be plenty to do

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godri okay you all

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right we try to not quit out too much

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this run but well we'll do it here okay

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it's fine it's fine it's just how it

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works

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oh wait I don't have a foot wait you're

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right wait wait wait wait wait wait

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oh you know we still got money it's it's

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fine let's kill

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godri unlock the gates and here we

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go yeah yeah yeah yeah uh go

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jelly maybe he'll get the poison off

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this time

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oh [ __ ]

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God nice blood

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BL what is the range on them

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Jesus okay it's fine it's fine fine it's

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fine okay phase two yep good [ __ ]

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jelly little a bleed

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here

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okay oh he got the poison he got the

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poison nice dude post

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bom

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huge bleed oh yes good we

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chilling die I am

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yeah of all that is all

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right

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and

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boom maybe the struggle days are over I

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think the important part at this point

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is is to just not go broke again yeah

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cuz it's going to get exponentially

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harder to dig yourself out of the hole

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this run is way too real time for the

19:06

most expensive elevator ride of Our

19:07

Lives well most expensive elevator ride

19:10

of our lives so

19:15

far oh

19:17

Jesus that's

19:20

pain

19:21

[Music]

19:25

bro Jesus

19:32

boom okay great Rune restored now what I

19:36

guess we just proceed through

19:39

leum slap the great Rune on

19:43

and bang see ice rind is online I think

19:48

blood on Fang is online too if you do

19:50

hand yep I just need to Simply never

19:53

die otherwise I'm screwed this is a

19:57

stressful run dude if I [ __ ] up and

20:00

choose to do the wrong thing at the

20:01

wrong time I'm actually just screwed

20:05

this is what it's like to be po yeah

20:08

dude so yeah what are our next

20:09

objectives looking like we got to get

20:11

the decus haves to go to

20:14

Altus need the dect this half and we

20:17

need the

20:20

soreal all right dect this half

20:22

Acquired and boom big talsman

20:28

well that's two Hales acquired good [ __ ]

20:30

good [ __ ] golden Scarab could be really

20:33

value I'm just

20:35

concerned it would be really nice to

20:37

have for the rest of the Run also to

20:39

anyone that thinks it's lame that I'm

20:40

using blood on Fang yet again in a

20:43

challenge

20:44

run [ __ ] you Jeff does what he wants

20:47

okay it's efficient damn it we're

20:49

running a business

20:53

here oh boy sub 3K

20:59

okay I think I'm going to pop the

21:00

remembers and go for the gold

21:02

SC okay this is a big moment this this

21:05

has to go well here we

21:08

go uh that does damage right okay what

21:13

whatever just one bit at a time okay

21:16

yeah this is the right

21:18

way yeah and then it's up

21:24

here

21:26

holy who is this guy all right made it

21:30

to the bus dude we're chilling easy

21:33

money

21:36

bro a little bit of this a little bit of

21:40

that a little bit of

21:44

this

21:47

that

21:52

bom ow [ __ ] off

22:00

all right there's

22:05

one got him

22:07

[Music]

22:09

dude okay why are you healed got him

22:15

dude

22:17

okay gold

22:19

Scarab that's a permanent income

22:22

increase I think I can afford to kill

22:25

Grail

22:26

yeah 63 is

22:34

swing it does this

22:37

work I kind of need it to work bro I'm

22:42

[ __ ] this is way too close for my

22:44

comfort like we're going to make it but

22:47

I'm going to be sub

22:50

5K okay there not quite so pop the foot

22:55

and break in the D

23:02

oh yes oh yes

23:06

holy we've hit six figures should we

23:09

walk over and get that somra eight and N

23:11

while we're at least a little bit in

23:13

that direction yeah

23:15

sure oh my god dude the cost is

23:18

astronomical to get anywhere

23:20

now holy [ __ ] [ __ ] bro get out of

23:26

here thank you

23:29

okay there's a somber

23:32

eight there's a somber nine okay thank

23:36

God this elevator's a cut scene should I

23:39

go towards DTS before we're done a

23:41

successful DTS cheese would save a lot

23:44

of

23:44

money simply don't [ __ ] up the Parry

23:48

chees here goes nothing okay wait for it

23:52

wait for it run run run run run run run

23:53

run run run run

23:58

ah why' he delay

24:00

it [ __ ] at least okay if I was out of

24:04

the stake America range we actually

24:06

would have been

24:10

[ __ ] it's not the most efficient play

24:12

but I'm just going to

24:13

fight I feel the most confident in that

24:19

working it wasn't

24:22

fight I jumped there's a sunk cost here

24:27

but like is it better to just walk away

24:30

I can beat him for sure I just got to be

24:32

really

24:52

careful I don't have sa oh I panic

24:55

rolled up jeez

25:08

okay okay

25:18

okay can we not fight on the stairs

25:22

[ __ ] too close

25:42

come on dude get out of the [ __ ]

25:45

corner thank

25:51

you oh my God

26:04

does an L2 kill

26:14

probably okay Jesus Bro [ __ ] that that

26:20

was way too

26:22

close okay I guess we get the Twiggy

26:24

tier the thing with the Twiggy tier

26:26

though is that like it lasts 10 seconds

26:29

oh it's a full three minute tier

26:32

oh boom get out of here abort

26:36

Wiggy

26:38

f is a trip to R card worth just purely

26:43

based off the amount of money made by

26:45

killing them maybe other benefits of

26:48

volcano Manor would be sber six and

26:50

seven and then I can plus nine let's go

26:52

get

26:53

abducted Jesus oh not the elevator not

26:57

the elevator not a okay it wasn't that

27:00

bad okay Twiggy tier you better [ __ ]

27:02

work dude eat

27:14

me thank

27:17

you

27:19

nice okay oh [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] boss oh

27:25

[ __ ] okay fine yeah $112,000 fine

27:34

Jesus oh he he's just raring a go

27:39

[Music]

27:42

okay this is five damage

27:46

though

27:50

she oh this guy's getting annihilated

28:09

certified blood down thinging moment

28:15

bye okay well that was easy we should

28:18

get the somber seven we might as well

28:19

just go all in for plus n okay just get

28:23

the seven just get the

28:26

seven b

28:28

Bo

28:31

okay

28:38

cool

28:40

what oh my God

28:44

bro this is

28:47

bad okay get the money get the money get

28:50

the money get the money get the money

28:52

and get the [ __ ] out of here boom boom

28:55

boom

28:56

boom okay

29:01

32.5 that is more than half my money

29:05

it'll be worth this should be a pretty

29:07

easy first

29:13

drive and

29:18

go I'm just going to fight him the way I

29:20

know I'm not going to look at the room

29:22

cost at

29:24

all I'll definitely have enough I think

29:27

just don't think about it don't [ __ ]

29:35

up also don't forget to foot at the end

29:38

of the

29:46

fight

29:50

okay

29:55

easy that cost what like six cave for

29:58

phase one that's not so

30:16

bad

30:25

nice uh okay we're actually we're

30:28

getting a little

30:36

low don't look yeah just don't look

30:38

don't look say out of it's fine it's

30:41

fine I definitely don't have less than

30:43

10K to my name he's like three h from

30:53

this there it is all right

30:56

foot B

30:58

oh

31:02

okay

31:04

202k sh that was closer than I thought

31:07

it'd be uh no need for Ron since we

31:10

killed rard so yeah we can just move

31:12

into lell

31:16

now okay I mean the gamer jump here

31:20

saves a lot of money if you do it right

31:23

that would be pretty funny There It Is

31:30

970 for the landing Jesus I think it's

31:33

still

31:35

worth okay 1500 for the second Landing

31:39

maybe not what the [ __ ]

31:41

dude okay this shouldn't be too much I

31:44

think it's 50k normally oh

31:49

W that gives 80k ow

31:52

dude what the [ __ ]

31:59

what even are these guys bro what is

32:01

this move set oh my

32:05

Lord dude what the [ __ ] was that is 6k

32:09

runes enough to get back I don't want to

32:11

pop one of the big

32:15

boys okay go go

32:21

go [ __ ] dude wow I hate them I hate them

32:27

I have never had any sort of interaction

32:30

with them before this run but now I will

32:33

hate them for the rest of my

32:36

life the nice

32:38

thing about goldf free is that I can do

32:40

a lot of

32:42

strafing so that'll that'll save on

32:49

cost look at

32:51

this oh yeah dud

32:59

and

33:01

dead that was

33:07

easy I'm level 17 by the way I think

33:11

this is reasonable 85k for morgot should

33:14

be enough let's lock this

33:17

in I I think we can afford it let's do

33:25

it please let this work out

33:31

oh bro I I [ __ ] destroy him Jesus

33:39

Christ oh my god dude I don't even need

33:42

to know the speedrun

33:51

to

33:54

why phase two who

34:00

this mother is so

34:02

stupid okay thank you melan and now it's

34:07

time for the longest run in the game

34:11

between two

34:13

bosses I actually I'm going to be like

34:16

almost broke by the time I get to fire

34:18

giant this is [ __ ] up no longer in the

34:21

six figures it's a little

34:25

spooky okay we made it to fire jump

34:28

giant okay

34:31

45k oh Jesus this is

34:36

bad we'll see what

34:39

happens it'll be fine

34:42

guys we're just cutting a little

34:45

close yeah please do that attack that's

34:47

a good

34:49

attack I'm going to go with the

34:51

philosophy of not paying attention to

34:52

the room counter while

34:55

fighting at least not paying too much

34:57

attention to D I'll I'll overthink it

34:59

and [ __ ] up if I

35:04

do uh that said the the Rune counter is

35:09

not looking good pop the

35:13

50k oh

35:24

God I didn't have stamina [ __ ] dude

35:29

phase two in like one more

35:32

hit Y okay all right we're we're

35:42

good we're

35:46

good get the repulse n that's

35:53

fine oh God

35:59

ain't no way

36:00

bro uh yeah that was a massive waste of

36:03

money I I have enough to go

36:07

again oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh

36:18

boy just get their

36:23

post why did that do no damage

36:29

the got to

36:36

work oh big bleed foot foot fo fo fo fo

36:39

fo fo

36:40

foot

36:43

wo

36:46

okay

36:47

okay cool

36:50

280k and suddenly we're doing just fine

36:52

again hello smelling them God skin Duo

36:56

here we go

36:59

wait

37:00

oh that's dumb and I can't even pay the

37:03

fee here oh dude I totally forgot about

37:05

that okay well it's

37:12

still it's still pretty fine okay sorry

37:15

no time to laugh about it just get

37:16

through the door get through the door

37:17

get through the door

37:21

yes okay there

37:24

jeez just get through the door go

37:29

all right we're

37:35

fine double

37:39

sleepy oh yes

37:42

[Music]

38:08

huge look okay you're not supposed to oh

38:21

God close it

38:24

up go to sleep

38:37

[Music]

38:40

arel easy

38:43

baby

38:47

okay should I have footed

38:50

that eh you can use it later just keep

38:54

on trucking okay bird skip is for sure

38:58

a necessity here yeah that saves a lot

39:01

of

39:02

walking just don't [ __ ] it up all right

39:06

here we

39:08

go one jump two jump three jump four and

39:15

five easy dude the last DTS

39:20

was not very kind to us oh no I

39:25

forgot what is happening go

39:31

okay okay okay we

39:35

live dog not have it

39:38

stol from

39:44

me yeah we got plenty of money

39:48

dude okay a little late on the

39:51

jump I don't know why I greeted for that

39:53

extra hit that's definitely unnecessary

39:58

I got to remember that at the end of the

40:00

day this is literally just normal ass

40:02

Elder like unless you run out of cash

40:05

this is literally normal Elder ring I

40:07

don't have to try that

40:14

hard oh very nicely time

40:18

stagger boom

40:21

okay why am I over here um

40:27

that's a

40:30

Thing If you trigger the phase

40:32

transition on a repost you don't get

40:36

teleported to the proper starting

40:38

location for Phase 2 okay well that's

40:42

uh actually not very convenient

40:46

then rip the scripted opener for this

40:55

guy it doesn't matter anym

41:02

that's

41:05

fine any

41:10

staggers

41:12

mo the hell

41:22

dude there it is a bye-bye

41:29

I'm going to go ahead and not fot I I

41:31

think this sequence of bosses we can

41:33

easily make it through at our current uh

41:36

funding

41:37

level we're going to save the

41:41

foot all right straight to Gideon is

41:44

Gideon going to be insta aggro because

41:46

of the fog gate thing no right I don't I

41:49

don't think so he'll probably still

41:54

talk dude 375 it is nothing nothing oh

41:58

[ __ ] he didn't

42:01

talk okay that's a bad

42:10

time you thought well yo [ __ ] this boss

42:15

oh

42:17

no okay okay zero hesitation zero

42:20

hesitation there's a stake at least it's

42:22

fine no thoughts just kill his ass just

42:25

run up to him and kill his ass

42:28

it's all you got to do just don't look

42:30

at the room counter at all okay we

42:32

definitely have

42:39

enough this is a

42:51

mess just walk up an R1 that's honestly

42:54

the best tech for this guy until he

42:56

explodes like that

42:58

oh but he threw he went for com Azure

43:00

like an idiot and now he's stuck on a

43:03

corner yeah it's over for [ __ ] okay

43:06

maybe not well played well

43:15

played oh God no

43:30

dude he knows all these [ __ ] extra

43:31

spells this

43:35

[Music]

43:39

sucks one

43:44

more bro not the

43:51

Bonk

43:55

please okay

44:00

that was almost really bad Jeff is

44:02

pleased with his

44:07

Conquest all right good

44:09

stuff we're kind of suddenly almost done

44:11

with this run huh unless we go for great

44:13

runes pen ultimate

44:15

boss 75k entrance fee not bad at

44:20

all and we go

44:39

we charge our two action why

44:49

not I'm trying to set up for an anager

44:53

face never mind

44:58

that's really

45:00

unfortunate was F I wa why am I in his

45:05

face dude these

45:07

[ __ ] post phase

45:10

transitions oh my God every

45:21

time take this

45:38

I kind of hoping that would

45:40

stagger surely this

45:42

will oh yeah that's GG byebye

45:52

[ __ ] oh

45:55

no okay that's GG

45:59

bye-bye

46:01

yeah all right let's foot it's foot

46:04

time let's

46:07

go

46:09

468k

46:11

Jesus we've officially won capitalism

46:15

now we just got to go for the high score

46:18

so yeah I guess it's time for

46:22

Nile the question is do I want to go for

46:25

Paris or no I do

46:27

it's cooler that

46:36

way okay or I could just die to that cuz

46:39

I got stuck on his [ __ ]

46:42

[Music]

46:47

crotch thanks for playing watch

46:51

this oh [ __ ] well played she jumped

46:59

[Music]

47:01

get out of

47:02

here making me look

47:09

bad uhoh okay this is suddenly

47:12

[Music]

47:18

extremely dude the stupid [ __ ] things

47:27

okay

47:30

clean

47:33

huge boom

47:38

done let's do everything else first

47:46

though get out of here

47:48

dog on

47:52

ralo 10K

47:54

[Music]

48:02

whatever she's dead okay it was a little

48:04

janky but she's

48:08

dead sagger

48:11

[Music]

48:16

please get eye

48:22

framed bye-bye

48:27

easy

48:28

baby all right there's another one

48:31

down all right straight to Moog y

48:36

105k wait bro that's like more than a

48:40

third of my money oh

48:45

[ __ ] Let's

48:47

uh let's have this guy on standby just

48:50

in case all right here we go

49:09

ow

49:10

what not supposed to hit me with that

49:13

what the

49:18

[Music]

49:25

hell oh

49:29

dude if I plan that out better I

49:30

honestly probably could have just

49:31

skipped phase two

49:33

ow

49:36

ow

49:37

ow that's technically just a bleed PR so

49:41

it didn't actually cost

49:43

money because status effects aren't

49:45

attacks according to

49:47

that thanks

50:02

thank

50:07

you they fly

50:10

now M he's dead I oh God oh God oh God

50:15

okay

50:18

gaming almost found a way to throw but

50:21

we're good we're

50:24

good I don't have any more feed left

50:27

well that's

50:28

fine

50:30

504k

50:32

she level 43 is plenty for Millenia

50:35

right 120k for the

50:39

dorm easiest first try Millennia of my

50:43

life

51:08

dude I'm kind of bullying holy

51:12

[ __ ] actually no since this won't kill

51:15

her yeah okay she's got one chance and

51:17

she took it thank you

51:22

millenum thanks for trying see you all

51:25

right phase two

51:35

take

51:38

this huge

51:39

[Music]

51:42

damage I mean honestly I got the bleed

51:44

BR it was worth

52:08

ow R the wrong

52:13

way don't throw oh

52:18

no

52:20

no I was so

52:24

cool what the fu that's messed up

52:29

up what the what is she

52:32

doing dude she keeps doing these weirdly

52:34

timed water fouls she has a kri sticking

52:36

out of her forehead that is hilarious ow

52:47

I all right grease

52:52

it C

52:54

it oh

53:14

insane pattern okay

53:21

[Music]

53:27

C again and I again this is the one

53:42

[Music]

53:48

[Music]

53:54

[Music]

54:01

[Music]

54:09

see chat the secret to a successful

54:12

Millenia Phase 2 is to simply not get

54:15

any of the difficult

54:18

attacks how do I do it what can I

54:22

say what can I say Dam got failed baby

54:31

576k all right let's finish the job oh

54:34

how much does this cost though 125 yeah

54:37

that's fine

55:01

sagger

55:03

sagger there it

55:08

is that into the charge art

55:11

two and then he'll go for the

55:14

jump

55:17

mhm and another charge R2 which stagers

55:21

no there it

55:24

is and then we do it again and then

55:26

it'll do the Slammy

55:29

slam I whiffed

55:32

[ __ ] this complicates

55:42

things yeah that was supposed to stagger

55:45

there

55:54

see there we go

55:57

all right just seld them

56:01

Beast 4 70k left to do it yeah we're

56:20

chilling oh I did it early fu

56:26

all right it's fine it's fine stagger

56:38

please okay

57:00

oh he's going to elen Stars unless I get

57:02

another stagger

57:05

who

57:07

please

57:11

Mo okay it's fine it's fine honestly all

57:15

stars isn't that scary

57:26

it's not a no hit run who

57:45

cares what

57:48

huh don't even

57:53

dude I am not throwing

57:58

I am not throwing this okay dying to

58:01

Millenia a couple times sure fine it

58:04

happens I'm not [ __ ] dying to Elden

58:07

Beast with a plus 10 blood output

58:32

L2 and

58:37

boom we've officially won

58:41

capitalism good work

58:43

Jeff he has become a God wait hold on

58:48

hold on hold on hold on I can't get that

58:50

close to a million and not actually

58:54

touch Dam there we go all

58:59

right

59:01

GG

59:03

boom [ __ ]

59:06

sandals

59:07

and

59:10

Jeff that's our

59:13

boy hey remember like 49 minutes and 27

59:18

seconds ago when I completely

59:20

interrupted the flow of the video with

59:22

an incredibly forced adre well I'm back

59:25

and I'm here to remind you once again

59:27

that War Thunder is probably The Pinacle

59:30

of human achievement and that you should

59:32

go and click the link in the description

59:34

to claim your bonus p on PC Xbox or

59:36

Playstation Before Time runs out that's

59:39

all okay bye-bye

59:42

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