doing horrible Spongebob makeup with Trixie Mattel
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining and humorous video, Trisha Paytas and her brother attempt a unique challenge: transforming themselves into characters from the popular animated series SpongeBob SquarePants using prosthetics and makeup. They share laughter, personal stories, and their experience with headspace, a mindfulness and meditation app. The duo navigates through the process, encountering mishaps and learning lessons along the way, all while engaging with their audience and reflecting on their experiences with fame, cosplay, and the joy of creative expression.
Takeaways
- ðš The video features a craft activity where the participants attempt to transform themselves into SpongeBob characters using prosthetics and makeup.
- ð There is a humorous and casual tone throughout the video, with the participants joking about various topics, including haunted trash cans and their own makeup skills.
- ð± Trisha is often seen on her phone, running her business while filming, which adds a layer of authenticity to the video.
- ð The participants discuss their love for SpongeBob and its influence on their generation, as well as their favorite episodes of the show.
- ð€¹ââïž There is a sense of camaraderie and shared experiences as they bond over childhood memories and their mutual appreciation for SpongeBob.
- ðš The video includes a step-by-step process of applying makeup and prosthetics, with the participants learning and experimenting together.
- ð There are discussions about the challenges and joys of cosplay, as well as the participants' experiences with fans dressing up as them.
- ðš The makeup process is not without its struggles, as the participants encounter difficulties with the prosthetics and color choices.
- ð The video showcases the participants' creativity and humor as they embrace the challenge and have fun despite the makeup mishaps.
- ðš The final results of the makeup are a mix of success and failure, with the participants acknowledging their efforts and the outcome with a sense of humor and acceptance.
Q & A
What is the main activity that Trisha and her brother are engaging in at the beginning of the video?
-Trisha and her brother are watching JoJo Siwa videos and preparing to show their viewers a particular video they found interesting.
Why does Trisha mention that they are 'so back'?
-Trisha uses the phrase 'so back' to express that she and her brother are back to their usual activities or routines, possibly after a break or change in their content.
What is the theme of the craft activity that Trisha and her brother decide to do?
-The theme of the craft activity is to transform themselves into characters from SpongeBob SquarePants, specifically using prosthetics to emulate the characters' appearances.
How does Trisha feel about the potential outcome of their SpongeBob prosthetics?
-Trisha expresses both excitement and uncertainty about the outcome, mentioning that they might surprise themselves in some ways while in others, they might not meet their expectations.
What is the purpose of the HeadSpace advertisement in the video?
-The HeadSpace advertisement is a sponsored segment where Trisha discusses the importance of mental health and mindfulness, and how the app has helped her manage stress and maintain balance in her life.
What is the significance of the 'haunted trash can' mentioned in the video?
-The 'haunted trash can' is a humorous element introduced in the video where the trash can appears to open on its own, leading to a playful discussion about it being haunted and knowing when the trash is full.
Why does Trisha mention 'decupage' and 'mood boards'?
-Trisha mentions 'decupage' and 'mood boards' as part of a previous craft activity they did, where they created collages representing their personal styles or moods.
What is Trisha's opinion on the use of bald caps?
-Trisha has mixed feelings about bald caps. She appreciates how realistic they can look but dislikes the fact that they can lead to razor burn and the appearance of a receded hairline.
What is the reason Trisha and her brother shave their heads for the video?
-They shave their heads to more accurately portray the characters of SpongeBob and Squidward, who are both bald.
What does Trisha think about the current state of masculinity and popularity in school culture?
-Trisha humorously suggests that being gay or nonbinary is now considered 'cool' in school culture, implying a shift from traditional gender norms and expectations.
How does Trisha feel about her and her brother's attempt at transforming into SpongeBob and Squidward?
-Trisha acknowledges that the process is chaotic and not without its challenges, but she also finds humor and enjoyment in the experience, despite the potential for the final results to be less than perfect.
Outlines
ðš Transforming into SpongeBob and Squidward
The video starts with an energetic introduction to a craft activity where the hosts, Trisha Petus and Thorgil, are preparing to transform themselves into SpongeBob and Squidward using prosthetics and makeup. They discuss the idea of turning themselves into these characters as a fun and creative challenge. Trisha mentions a previous craft session where they made mood boards. The video then transitions to a sponsored message for Headspace, an app that helps with mindfulness and mental health, which Trisha praises for its benefits in managing stress and avoiding burnout. The segment ends with a call to action for viewers to share their mental health care routines.
ð The Art of Cosplay and Nostalgia
The hosts engage in a detailed discussion about their process of transforming into the characters from SpongeBob SquarePants, with a focus on the technical aspects of applying prosthetics and makeup. They share personal anecdotes, such as Trisha's experience with bald caps and her thoughts on hair plugs, as well as their mutual love for SpongeBob's humor and its influence on their generation. The conversation meanders through various topics, including middle school experiences, the importance of camaraderie in sports and after-school activities, and the evolution of social norms and perceptions of gender identity in schools. There's also a playful banter about the potential for a makeup collaboration and the challenges of being recognized as public figures.
ð€£ Behind-the-Scenes Challenges and Humor
This section delves into the humorous and sometimes challenging aspects of creating content and the personal lives of the hosts. They discuss the unpredictability of YouTube's monetization policies, their experiences with cosplay, and the awkwardness of being mistaken for other characters or celebrities. There's a candid conversation about the hosts' relationships and dating lives, with a touch of humor and self-deprecation. The paragraph also includes a reflection on past video ideas and the hosts' commitment to trying new things, despite the risk of failure, as well as a discussion about the importance of staying true to one's identity.
ð Embracing the Characters and Makeup Mishaps
The hosts continue their transformation into SpongeBob and Squidward, with a focus on the makeup application process. They encounter various challenges, such as getting the right color and dealing with the discomfort of spirit gum. There's a humorous exchange about the potential societal repercussions of their video, with jokes about being cast out for their appearance. The paragraph also includes a discussion about the importance of preparation and the learning curve associated with makeup application, as well as a moment of realization about the order in which makeup should be applied for best results.
ð Self-Reflection and Acceptance of the Makeup Outcome
In this segment, the hosts reflect on their makeup looks and the process they've undergone. They compare their appearances to various characters and celebrities, with a lot of laughter and self-deprecating humor. There's a moment of acceptance where they decide to embrace their makeup, regardless of the outcome, and a discussion about the freedom and self-expression associated with drag culture. The paragraph ends with a light-hearted debate about the ethics of prank videos on TikTok and a return to the theme of self-expression through cosplay.
ðš Final Thoughts on the Creative Process
The final paragraph wraps up the video with the hosts' thoughts on their creative endeavor. They discuss the highs and lows of the makeup process, the importance of creativity, and the value of trying new things. There's a humorous moment where they joke about the potential reactions from makeup brands and a final acknowledgment of the fun they had during the video. The paragraph concludes with a call to action for viewers to follow Trixie on her YouTube channel and a playful sign-off that encapsulates the lighthearted spirit of the video.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡JoJo Siwa
ð¡SpongeBob Prosthetics
ð¡Mindfulness
ð¡Drag
ð¡Bald Cap
ð¡Handsome Squidward
ð¡Craft
ð¡YouTube
ð¡Collaboration
ð¡Cosplay
ð¡Dune
Highlights
The video features a humorous attempt at transforming into SpongeBob and Squidward using prosthetics and makeup.
The creators express their love for SpongeBob and discuss its influence on their humor and generation.
A sponsorship message for Headspace is incorporated, emphasizing the importance of mental health and mindfulness.
The process of applying bald caps and prosthetics is shown, revealing the challenges and comedic moments that ensue.
A discussion about the societal perception of gender and sexuality, highlighting the shift towards acceptance and inclusion.
The video includes a personal anecdote about the experience of attending ComicCon in full drag, expecting recognition but finding anonymity.
The participants share their experiences with fans dressing up as them and the mixed feelings that come with it.
A moment of self-reflection where the creators question their creative choices and the outcome of their makeup transformation.
The video ends with a humorous twist, comparing their final looks to unexpected characters like Yoda and Dr. Phil.
Throughout the video, there's an underlying theme of embracing failure and imperfection in the name of creativity and fun.
The creators bond over shared experiences and inside jokes, showcasing their camaraderie and friendship.
A commentary on the current state of social media and the performative aspects of online personalities.
The video serves as a behind-the-scenes look at the challenges and creativity involved in cosplay and character transformation.
A spontaneous and unfiltered conversation that provides viewers with genuine laughs and unexpected tangents.
The creators reflect on their past experiences and how they've shaped their current perspectives on fame, art, and identity.
A lighthearted and chaotic approach to a typically serious process, offering a fresh and entertaining take on character transformation.
The video concludes with a playful banter about future video ideas and a nod to the fun they had during the process.
Transcripts
hold on I have to show you this JoJo
siwa
video we're watching JoJo siwa videos
everybody can just wait guys one second
I have to pull up a JoJo sewa video
Broski Nation we are so [Â __Â ] back
team me and my brother once again are
trying me and my brother eating each
other out now at 10:00 hi guys it's
Trisha petus and
thorgi we're here giving okay guys we
want to do a video your trash can just
opened on its own is it haunted jump
in it knows it knows when the trash is
here it knows when the trash is
[Laughter]
here the trash opens on its own but
that's that's rich mama jump in that was
crazy ew ew okay
guys I hate it today what are we doing
SpongeBob Prosthetics yeah this is the
thing we said what should we do now if
you go to my channel
what we did decupage we made kind of our
our mood Boards of ourselves which is a
very I think less chaotic craft yeah
Christian and Britney said why don't we
just turn ourselves into SpongeBob and I
said well do you know how to do
Prosthetics and she said no and I said
great it's a learning lesson together if
we're doing crafts I feel like that's
crafty let's do some like Halloween
makeup SpongeBob I think we can do it I
think in some ways we will surprise
ourselves and other ways let ourselves
we we look beautiful now remember this
moment because this other makeup's going
to be different it's about to be jarring
at least we started the video looking
Glam you can remember us as we were as
we once
were okay we'll be right back bald and
ready to be
SpongeBob pause wanted to give a quick
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okay let's get back into
[Music]
it not this not this [Â __Â ] anything but
this Comm as a [Â __Â ] I should have know
better all right guys I'm looking up a
picture of handsome Squidward cuz I want
to do handsome squid work if you guys
don't know what has and Squidward looks
like he looks like
this okay guys so we both just shaved
our heads yeah I don't know I just
installed my bald cap and I know it kind
of looks a little better looks really
realistic the wrinkles are on it and all
that too and the sun Dam it yeah and the
the razor burn and the razor burn okay
guys here is my inspo image Stanley go
ahead and pop that up here come on
Stanley
come on Stanley you [Â __Â ]
[Â __Â ] thoughts on
this have you told them that you're
going to be SpongeBob I feel like
they're going to need to know that
because I don't know if it's going
to well I feel like it's kind of implied
that you would be Squidward and I'm
SpongeBob I need your help actually
applying Prosthetics yeah you need why
do you think I know how to do that
because you this is like your job you're
like a clown I don't
know alcohol will make it stick better
here's what I would do I
would ow shut up hey thoughts on
[Applause]
this guys earthquake okay we're going
for it I'm going to rip my baby hairs
out I don't have that much to begin with
guys what the [Â __Â ] hairline reveal my
favorite thing about filming with Trixie
is how much she's on her phone I running
a business [Â __Â ] all right can I use
some of this I'm around you can use
whatever you need let's just say what
this is bootleg Makeup Forever flash
palette yeah Trixie sent me this text
she was like if you're going to do this
get Mac this and rim W Cosmetics this I
said how about Amazon Prime how about
$8.99 rimo what did you say not that you
[Â __Â ] pig oh that sounded mean I
didn't mean that you [Â __Â ] swine I
know Pig was harsh I was like not that
you pig calling a woman a pig is crazy
it's aggressive so I'm taking the green
and the the blue and I'm trying to make
a teal because this picture of handsome
Squidward I have Squidward is I never
noticed he's not green he's not blue
he's like this sick gray green like a
seaf sickly oh that's real green let's
just get a little bit this this what I
love bald caps honey wait till you live
in a bald cap the only thing about Bal
caps that I don't like is that I've been
wearing it for years you could grow your
hair though I guess but then I'd be like
one of those [Â __Â ] with the receded
hairlines talking about how much they
love the movie Scream like I'm already
so cringe Millennial I don't need a bad
hairline to add to you know what I mean
that actually looks Squidward it does
you're rich enough where you could do
hair plugs though then what like to what
end have you seen the people who get
hair plugs and they fail like failed
hair plugs where it'll be like it looks
like they have a line of hair tattooed
and then the hair beyond that doesn't
grow I worry about that uh don't you
guys wish Britney and I would do a
makeup collab guys don't you wish that
Tracy Cosmetics maybe had something that
was more Britney Broski Centric you guys
should come out with bald caps I wasn't
going to glue my eyebrows down but the
longer I'm looking at this handsome
Squidward sure does have no eyebrows
hands of Squidward's drag now I didn't
even know that you were a SpongeBob
person but we've talked about this I
have my jellyfish tattoo but when I
found out yes it made a lot of sense
yeah because SpongeBob humor I'm sorry
is top tier it shaped a generation young
women like us the episode I have a few
favorite episodes do you of course I do
tell me we might align okay one of my
favorites is Rock Bottom where you know
I got a glove for my glove action figure
like that [Â __Â ] is funny I can't
understand your accent one of my
favorites when they perform live the
band oh at like the marching band One
the bubble bow the bubble bow yeah I
think that's part of where my love for
the' 60s came from is just early
SpongeBob cu have was super 60s it is
Larry the Lobster would you oh yeah did
you lick this um I don't think so have
you ever covered your brow I've seen you
do it okay we're going to hope for the
best wow I didn't even know they made
Little Spirit gums like this look how
tiny it is it looks like a perfume
sample yeah it's a little bottle for a
little girl like me I'm going to date
myself here I'm going to take you back
to a time when a peanut farmer was in
the white house so when SpongeBob came
out I remember it debuted on a Saturday
at 8:00 in the morning and I woke up
early to watch it that was me with
Hannah Montana oh really I've never seen
that you were not a Disney kid you're
not a Disney young adult no I mean I was
a little old for SpongeBob too but I'm
going to tell you what how old are you
26 21 okay sure yeah I'm 26 my sisters
are 23 25 so I think the reason I
accidentally get some of the Gen Z [Â __Â ]
is because I watched all the TV they did
so like my sense of humor is from the
same [Â __Â ] you guys watch this little
fade piece of skin oh so now you're
doing
me you after this tanning booth girl
this it's a scrot what's wrong your head
like scrotum wait if we put our heads
together does this look like
[Music]
testicles nauy pot PE pee is stored in
the balls these are the balls oh no when
he says I have that six day nut this is
what he's talking about that is so Ching
you know when G World they love to they
love to brag about I have an eight day
they love to store it up yeah they have
a a Sil
yeah and when the
out when the out it's ropes but or like
do you remember the ropes course
remember Presidential Fitness tests the
fitness Grand pager test is a
multi-stage aerobic test you want me to
climb you want me to climb this rope I'm
12 and Pudgy not making up this rope 12
and I had Hot Cheetos and milk for lunch
yeah I'm not making up this rope what do
you know about Middle School athletics
were you in athletics in middle school I
was I was I was playing baseball till
9th grade okay and then um I did quit
because uh people on the team called me
I loved baseball and I wish I would have
had the gumption to play anyway because
I liked I really liked baseball G's such
a great word I wasn't good but I loved
it I loved being on a team and the the
the uniforms are very gay and honestly
the kids the guys who were jerks to me
in school when you're on a team in an
after school activity they're not as
mean to you behind the scenes yeah you
got to have some Brotherhood some
camaraderie there yeah I almost had I
felt like I had friends that were like
mean to me in school but nice to me in
the after school programs like the guys
in Boy Scouts were nice to me and then
at school wouldn't talk to me cuz they
wanted you no I think I was just gay and
at like you're afraid of gayness back
then now I think if you're not gay
you're not cool in school no if you're
not nonbinary you're not cool gay is the
new straight straight is the new gay gay
is conservative at this point straight
is conservative yeah and if you don't
have your lips done by 14 wrap it up
wrap it up if you're not doing drunk
elephant skin care full routine at 12 on
TI Tok if you're not doing get ready
with me to talk about how my mom's [Â __Â ]
on Tik Tok Girl part seven I always
realize way too soon into this that I
don't know what the [Â __Â ] I don't know
how to cover my brows and glue [Â __Â ] on
I'm interested that you're
doing I'm interested that you're doing
SpongeBob and you're starting with white
what's going on here I want a base color
to add the yellow on top of cuz if I go
straight in with yellow you can't
lighten it up that's true right so we're
going to do white and then yellow on top
I would do yellow first and then light
it up person well it's a little too
[Â __Â ] late for that is it looks like
you got a 8 day rope on your face girl
you you took Mr clean's behind the
[Â __Â ] Hungry
Jack Hungry Jack oh not Mr cleans this
is going to get uh demonetized this is
going to get not renewed for a season
two have you gotten demonetized I feel
like YouTube hates women and if you even
like let a br no no offense YouTube
don't don't demonetize me but if you
even like let a bra STP strap show you
could get demonetized you know the only
videos on God Green Earth I've ever
published that have gotten ad
suitability remarks are with you almost
every video we've done together there's
that little yellow dollar sign on it
that's fine because guess what sometimes
for comedy you have to not make money
well you have to you can bleep stuff
like we don't do swearing on this
channel we swear but then we bleep it
out oh this is fun I get why cosplayers
go kind of nutso with it yeah have you
had uh you know I get this in drag a lot
people dressing as Trixie do you get
people dressing as Britney yes and I
find it mildly offensive okay let's get
into it is it ever flattering is it
truly someone with a ponytail on the
back of their head they they add a ball
cap and then a wig on top it's really
like they they do Prosthetics to widen
the forehead love which is really uh a
choice and it's accurate it's biblically
accurate but it it hurts sometimes Marty
Feldman at the gig remember when they
said you look like Marty
Feldman that uh was one of those moments
I had to look into the mirror afterward
and be like it's so funny but if you
[Â __Â ] would have said you look like
Young Frankenstein I actually would have
killed myself on C camera I did not put
powder on my brows after I did that so
sometimes being a little know-it-all
[Â __Â ] we're doing alphaba and Penguin
from
[Laughter]
Batman it'll be like so if you care to
find me I don't care find you you know
so if you care to find me yeah look to
the Western sky
Batman girl oh my God you want to talk
about dysmorphia I've never seen Batman
Returns whenever I see him in his piss
stained bodysuit need him I'm like me
yeah I can fix him I can fix him leave
me alone in a room with him for 30
minutes I can fix him I've have you seen
Dune no I've never even SE the first one
Mary I saw you were invited to the
premiere and I told Kata and I was like
you need her people because K is
obsessed with Dune Kya promotes Dune for
a living yeah so why didn't they invite
her you guys could have gone together I
don't know it literally could have been
and we could have coordinated outfits
your was amazing thank you so much who
did that I work with a stylist named cat
hyalo and she she knows her way around a
woman's body let me tell you she is so
talented at what she does cuz we
obviously wanted to sort of match it to
the Dune universe but it still needed to
be a little you know flattering it was
Dune universe but it was also almost
like pop star like music video yeah
[Â __Â ] we that chain mail headpiece we
did uh and we got these super long
extensions was it uncomfortable the
headpiece a little bit but cuz that was
my first thought is it looks beauty
beauty is pain right it was just heavy
plus if you cover your hair it's easier
than worrying about High mantenance hair
do all night yeah like as long as it
stays on exactly you know we say it like
we know what we're talking about look at
us no truly and exactly I was going to
say that too look at literally I hate I
hate I hate I hate coming over here
people are like do a video with Britney
I say why like for what do we ever leave
here being like we did that we always FL
we ate that we always flopped we flopped
as Playboy bunnies we flopped as
JoJo but here we are keep trying we
flopped as you doing my makeup I flopped
doing your makeup you know the beauty of
makeup though we met because you of when
you did my makeup I remember getting
seeing Tik toks of you as me and being
like you were like Trixie I'm so sorry
I'm still so that is top 10 you want to
know something really cute actually I
used to keep a list of when all my
favorite people would like follow me
back or interact with me I would
literally write it down in my journal be
like on this day Trixie followed me back
like Trixie dm'd me there was a day and
Kya followed me back and I almost fell
out and then when we filmed together I
was like oh my God these people are real
you were one of the first celebrities I
ever met and that's sad what do you
think about men who what do you think
about people who keep a a ledger of
everyone they oh I used to do that you
did yeah until you ran out of paper huh
until the notes app crashed and I lost
it you crashed the entire Notes app
server crashed the server the Minecraft
server who's I feel like you are always
a font of um you always have some guy or
two in your orbit that you're currently
into I'm not saying they ever go out a
style but you kind of shift yeah there's
some Evergreens and then there's
currents who's the current like the one
Timothy Chalan really that young girl
that young woman do you know his name is
Tim Tim Tim CH those videos of him
speaking French to the interviewers
horny so horer yeah Herer so I'm so hor
how about ird soer ardd oh I just did
this you know how they say It's Not Easy
Being Green they're talking about
applying makeup like this is not they're
talking about us when we get cast in
Wicked we're not getting cast honey
we're getting cast we're getting cast
out of society for this video we'll get
invited you know what we can I just
Manifest this not if but when we get
invited to the wicked Premiere we're
going as alpab bundle absolutely no
we're going as the monkeys girl honey
we're supposed to dress
up we're supposed to dress up girl we're
going as the monkeys Mama we live as the
monkeys what are you doing your nose I
decided to not do the nose it's not
going to look great Squidward doesn't
the handle Squidward doesn't have that
nose oh [Â __Â ] you're right so I don't
have to do that but you're you're
looking great I think everything you're
doing is going to work out when don't
day you remember SpongeBob being white
cuz honestly you're giving um that
Snowman from Frozen the what wait did
you know you're supposed to glue the
nose on before the yeah 100% I know that
now by the way and then I realized oh
it's not white and it's also not yellow
yeah you got to glue the Prosthetics
first and is my nose burning from the
spirit gum yes do you have any questions
or do you like to kind of like do it
wrong and then and then yell I like to
do it wrong and then uh have you fix it
after the fact okay cuz I'm like I I
could give you information but I don't
know what your process not interested
you got one of these are these yellow
this feels this this is this it feels it
feels bad it feels bad hey guys if
you're enjoying what you're seeing go
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open [Â __Â ] sore on my nose you know
what I'm talking
about Mary
Mary I can't believe the way you started
this like starting with white was the
craziest move like there is no Artistry
to this it feels like you're doing some
kind of like really new Agy facial
doctors hate her for this doctors hate
her for this op look at this open sore
around my nose the only part your not
facee that looks like SpongBob is the
nose because of the holes that's it it's
just actual open sorce I stand Here
Waiting do you like Gaga or is that is
that tired no I like Gaga I wish she
would go back to being Gaga I I love the
sort of Tony Bennett of it all but like
I miss Bad Romance you know what I mean
right and what were you about six when
that came out actually when Pokerface
came out I was in the sixth grade yeah
12 12 years old like 11 yeah and I know
the age of sixth graders because I had a
huge you about to say involvement in a
community what do you think I was going
to say and the next video idea Dr Phil
cosplay that's what we should have
[Â __Â ] done Mary that's what we might
have to do do when this makeup you're
doing doesn't work out we have to Pivot
well um I look like Dr Phil if he's
seasick with his green face you look
like Dr filibuster Mitch McConnell oh my
God you think I hope I don't look like
[Â __Â ] Mitch McConnell hi welcome back
to The Walking Dead I hate that [Â __Â ]
and he wants to come on the channel so
bad no it i' I've seen the emails you've
shown me the screenshots it's desperate
it's giving desperate what are you doing
no shut your mouth what are you trying
to do I got to do well um handsome squid
where's a lot of lines so I got to start
doing lines on my face if you need any
help just let me
know if you have any questions you went
to ComicCon didn't you you worked it I
did how was that yes I was there with
audible uh supporting their launch of
their Slayer series their um we had a
great time honestly good it was really
weird though because I thought I would
be really famous so all day I was like
we need to plan for me to get from point
A to point B without stoping taking a
million pictures when I tell you no one
cared I'm watching through I'm walking
through New York Comic-Con in full
Trixie drag a clear 12 in taller than
everyone there no one cares no one
thinks I'm Trixie because no one knows
who that is no one thinks I'm a
cosplayer of Trixie cuz no one knows who
that is that was so freeing it was such
a like you're not you're nothing [Â __Â ]
you were the big pink monster okay now
here's what we're going to do we're
going to go ooh yeah okay not me eating
oh we were talking about when people do
like cosplay of you you it's different
for you because you are painting like a
woman to be you know what I mean like
it's a character for me [Â __Â ] this is
actually me
so when it's a read it's your real
[Â __Â ] face yes Mary you don't think
they dress up as me out of Dr what just
a uh women in
just and just Capezio tights with their
titties taped down and painted over to
look like male chest and they have a
ball cap on a shitty ball cap with my
makeup on and they're like I'm you and
I'm like I'm you okay you cuz you can't
say thank you next time I to dress is
you Beth you know how how do you like it
yeah when I start dressing up as you as
the fans they'll know exactly how it
[Â __Â ] feels yeah well I'm dressed up
as you so I got my um my sah Quil and my
you know house arrest and here I am is
this looking like a Squidward J chin I
actually think it is I'm going to be
really mad if yours is good and mine
looks like [Â __Â ] if it's good I'm
about to slay this [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] mine looks
like craft night at the Asylum why are
you
laughing what do you mean why are we
laugh what do you think what do you
think what do you think I don't think
I've ever had more fun in my life than
right now don't you have to let it dry a
little bit before you do it yeah so I
would also remove all the makeup but
that's just too [Â __Â ] bad meanwhile
this chin looks
great I fail to see what's funny comm's
a [Â __Â ] you notice the more we reach out
to how much we love celebrities the more
they avoid us like the plague it really
is true Dolly just closed her computer
and like stepped off her moving tour bus
and like nope all the young fan girls
that like run her socials they're like
Dolly this would be really she's like
absolutely that person with the yellow
nose like no okay well I think I'm going
to slay this Mr Squidward [Â __Â ] I do like
that Mr Krabs calls him Mr Squidward Mr
Squidward do you think Squidward was
living as a gay man uh that's a good
point cuz you know I you want to talk
things I never got Squidward has to be
gay and I never got that but he has to
be there was this one amazing episode
where uh SpongeBob's talking about how
much he loves serving Krabby Patties and
he goes and what could be better than
serving up smiles and Squidward goes
being dead or anything else being dead
which is such a crazy thing on a kid
show to say being dead dead or anything
else the 2024 version would be like
being un alive I was made for this
makeup because I have a lot of these
lines on my face you are very handsome
Squidward coded I'm very Marty Feldman
coded okay we're we're hitting that PE
right now Marty Feldman coded we're
hitting that Peak right now where I just
decided I don't give a [Â __Â ] how this
looks I just gave up I I'm going to
finish it I knew you were going to hit
that yeah I [Â __Â ] I just gave up how
by done Miss with every makeup we've
ever done just don't care you you get
going and you start off all and then it
starts to go poorly and you're like I
quit I quit quit I'm too cool for this I
quit that's the um the gifted and
talented kid in me if I'm not
immediately really good at it I'm like I
actually don't even give a [Â __Â ] about
this I think it's just it's a coping
mechanism you feel me team who out there
was gifted and talented none of my
fans actually probably all my fans oh
that color is all wrong but guess what
don't care why handsome Squidward is
getting very old I look like Yoda you
do Squidward I am hampon Squidward
visits Tatooine this isn't as bad as you
think it is yours or mine yours I
appreciate
that I got to take it back but go off no
I actually really appreciate that hesty
anything any positivity is welcome at
this stage in the makeup it's like um
hospice just act like everything's okay
oh no he's hot just imagine them in
their underwear this is not that bad
team this is what we're we're both
looking in the monitor trying to find
like confidence and then we're both
looking away cuz we're like Noe like we
keep being like isn't it good and then
neither of us respond and then it's like
oh not me eating
silence are you a fan of horror in any
regard are you kidding me yes yes could
you in a different life I see you
working at one of those haunted houses
as an actor oh my God you remember which
Tik Tok got me together the one where
it's like you're a jungle B
the person just did you're going to die
like so Fierce that cck me up I'm not
handsome Squidward I don't know what I
am but here we are this is not handsome
Squidward this is yo this is Yoda what's
going to make it the lips you got to do
pink lips and that'll really change it
there's something so freeing I I
understand drag now I think I finally
[Â __Â ] get
it it's it's unlocking a part of
yourself as gay people we get to choose
our shitty
cosplay it's queer people you get to
choose our choose our shitty SpongeBob
costumes you get to choose your OC but
look at look at the material well let's
ask the audience girl where's she now I
hope she's Rich wait you know what I
hate and I'm sorry I know Tik Tok is
your people but I'm not going to [Â __Â ]
stand for it anymore I don't it straight
people Tik Tok where they are pranking
each other but it's all obvious oh yeah
the hidden camera B babe it's like no
you you went in there and briefed Ashley
you told her that you're going to throw
white paint on her yeah you gave her a
story Bor you you gave her beats girl
anyway and after I hit you with the
water balloon we lose the baby
yes at the mall registered right what
did you think dead baby I did not know
we really wrong of you we're doing
kidnapped children jokes I believe that
you should put the brush down at some
point yes we both agree on that now I'm
sure you remember the episode where
SpongeBob goes to prom with pearl of
course oh we live and again it's in a 4X
L for some reason my smok there Comes A
Time in every young YouTuber's life
where you have to look in the mirror and
say what did I do what happened I think
we should talk about what we did well I
think you picked the right yellow thank
you so much um I think
that well your
eyelashes what's wrong
crazy wait you kind of ate it's not so
bad no like you did a really good job
the white highlights are they really
yeah 1 2
3
oh who lives
in okay that's it could be worse we did
not do that bad this is you know what
sad this is one of the best things we've
done I think together creatively we
really tapped in it was the ball touch
at the beginning that really did it yeah
could you zoom in on the open sords sort
of around my nose here Stanley go ahead
and do a a a punch in that's really
jarring and I'm sorry that you guys have
to look at that I think this chin is
successful I think the brow highlights
eight the lip eats yeah this is a little
hardcore the lines on the face it is
it's it's kind of hard to look at uh and
I think I
got I think I did a good job on the
color it was a good color match yeah
those years of working behind the mat
counter finally [Â __Â ] paid off okay
now let's talk about my look I look like
a
joker you look like Jim Carrey from the
[Â __Â ] mask um I think uh this the
right shade of yellow thank you so much
the green spots he does have green spots
he does but they're not this color green
I kind of realized that way too late
also his his his look like holes yours
look like sores oh the cheeks only one
only one in the reference picture there
was only one oh
we have to shut it down I saw that too
we have to shut it all down shut it all
down I want you to think about the fact
that bran send us makeup BR send us
makeup BR send us makeup and then
they're going to watch us ysl's going to
go why the [Â __Â ] are you YSL I'm not with
her okay I don't know her Rimmel
Maybelline I don't know her YSL please
keep hitting
me I'm sorry oh my [Â __Â ] god thank you
so much for coming on my Channel today
of course if you guys don't follow I'm
over on youtube.com/ trixy Matel my
YouTube handle is just at Trixie so also
Trixie cosmetic very flattering and
gorgeous okay stop like You' be at a
movie theater and you feel like a hand
on your thigh and look over and I'm
like they that's so much and then it's
me in a haunted house Welcome to the
Jungle
baby we got to go we got to go bye what
do you know about
this the real nose comes off oh [Â __Â ] all
right guys fam of the Opera bye
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