This British Reality TV Show is Pure Evil

folks what do you get when a soon to be

married couple is given all the money

they need for their dream wedding But

the Groom has to plan the entire thing

by himself while the bride is kept in

the dark about everything until their

actual wedding day spoiler alert you get

some of the worst weddings that have

ever taken place and this was the

premise of the British reality TV show

don't tell the bride and we're going to

watch a full episode today but I thought

it'd be fun to do a quick run through of

some of the worst weddings that have

taken place on this show when episode

featured a Beauty and the Beast themed

wedding which is already a pretty gnarly

decision because you know how I feel

about Disney Weddings But the Groom

absolutely went for it he dressed like

Beast like with animal Prosthetics and

stuff what you weing and it's like dude

Beast turns into like a regular hot guy

at the end of the movie just just dress

up like that what does that say about

the groom right well it's the most

important day of my life so I might as

well dress like a furry there was

another episode that featured a groom

who really likes to play darts so

naturally he planned a darts themed

wedding the Bridesmaids wore dresses

with dart boards on them it's probably

not safe to do at a darts themed wedding

inside the reception they had a bunch of

dart boards and they even got a

professional darts player to officiate

the wedding and of course that's what a

professional darts player looks like man

why would you want a guy that looks like

that officiating your wedding now before

the husband and wife say Bulls I do if

there's anybody in the audience who

objects to this marriage speak now or

forever hold your peace you object no

it's your bling sir it's so bright where

the hell did you even get all of it

Target okay ow so I think you guys get

the gist of the show guys are super dumb

and pretty much clueless when we're left

to our own devices and it's hilarious to

watch but my favorite part about the

show is seeing like the husband's logic

and how they arrive at the choices they

make and I found a great episode that

demonstrates that pretty well so without

further Ado let's watch an episode of

don't tell the bride with just 3 weeks

and

£4,000 to throw the wedding of a

lifetime so yeah that piece of

information like almost excuses any of

the insane decisions that the Grooms

make because I don't know if you guys

know this but my wife and I actually had

two weddings and let me tell you each of

those weddings took way longer than 3

weeks to plan and they cost much more

than $144,000 or sorry they use pounds

they use pounds in in in the UK 14,000

lb is is

$224,000 so yeah it's not like a super

low budget I guess it's not that bad but

still like things add up when you when

you plan a wedding trust me you'll see

going forward that even with the budget

and time constraints there is no excuse

for the wedding that is put on by this

groom this episode follows 33-year-old

Adam and 23-year-old Bianca and the

episode starts with a little blurb about

how they met when they met 18 months ago

on a dating app when I first saw Adam I

was attracted instantly because he had

like the rugby photo the action shot she

looked like she squatted so she had a

had a nice uh nice

BM sorry I I never cry but sometimes you

hear something so nice and you just

can't help it and this next part of

their origin story is pretty wild

because apparently Bianca was not

planning on getting into a serious

relationship whatsoever because she had

a big trip planned in a few months I

knew I was going away my tickets were

booked but when Bianca left for the trip

Adam really missed her so he decided to

join Bianca on her 9mon long vacation we

went from just being you know casually

dating to literally spending 9 months in

each other's Pockets take notes boys

that's a good dude right there that's

what you got to do man if a girl says

she's not looking for anything serious

because she's going on a really long

trip in a few months that's an open

invitation brother and at the end of

their vacation Adam decided to pop the

question I came up with this idea of uh

making a heart out of rose petals the

fact that he set it up you know that's

something that I wouldn't expect Adam to

be capable of okay that's definitely

something every guy wants to hear from

their fiance yeah I never knew he was

capable of setting things up you know I

asked him to set up the patio furniture

one day he got so scared he called the

cops well he tried to but he never

really figured out how to set up his

phone and shortly after their engagement

they discovered that Bianca was pregnant

18 months after first swiping right the

couple now have a new life together in

South Wales so now we got a good

understanding of the couple and at this

point of the episode they asked Bianca

what her ideal wedding would be if she

could make all the decisions my ideal

wedding would just be a glamorous

classical day I don't want a theme or

anything related to what we've done

before I want this to be a new chapter

you know a new experience no jokey

gimmicky things you know just very

elegant okay so classy elegant simple

wedding no theme no jokey gimmicks or

anything not referencing anything

they've done in the past try to remember

those when we hear Adam's ideas Fate has

uh played a huge part in my life so I'm

going to let fate decide uh the major

decisions of the wedding I will come up

with various options and uh Bianca will

unknown choose her own wedding

absolutely 10,000 IQ play right there

he's going to make Bianca randomly

choose what her wedding is going to be

like with the use of sealed envelopes

because it gives me sort of a get out

claws cuz ultimately if if the day

doesn't work out then it's Bianca's

fault nice man that's a good guy right

there D just totally absolves himself of

any responsibility and puts all of it on

her still even though he is doing

everything all the pressure is still on

her

somehow good guy so while Adam plans the

wedding with his brother for the next 3

weeks Bianca is sent away on a little

family vacation that Adam isn't allowed

to invite himself to this time and as

Bianca sadly drives away Adam

immediately starts to work out the

details of the wedding or sorry I think

I said too many words Adam immediately

starts to work

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out imagine he just doesn't get anything

ready for the next 3 weeks cuz he's just

been working out the entire time Bianca

shows up at like an empty church 3 weeks

later and he's at the [ __ ] altar like

how do I look spend 14,000 lb on

steroids I hope that's chill okay this

is when we find out Adam's two ideas for

the possible themes of their upcoming

wedding so already it's not looking good

because Bianca clearly said she does not

want any themes I don't want a theme and

both of Adam's ideas are themed weddings

me and Bianca fell in love through

through travel maybe getting married on

a plane and the other option is

obviously a big part of my life before

Bianca came along well obviously I was a

prison officer so we'll um we look at

get married in a

prison get married in a prison yeah his

two options are either getting married

on a plane or in a prison I mean [ __ ]

what's the difference get me out of here

I'm innocent so tour of mind you Adam is

going to have his brother present two

options like two sealed envelopes to

Bianca for her to decide like major

aspects of their wedding but she doesn't

know what she's picking really so if it

ends up bad it's all Bianca's fault

quote unquote if the day doesn't work

out then it's Bianca's fault you know

because she chose it right and it's like

not really that's really not how that

works especially when both the options

are bad no matter what she picks it's

going to be a [ __ ] wedding also like as

bad as the plane idea is at least it

like kind of makes sense they love

traveling you travel on a plane but

getting married in a prison because Adam

used to be a prison guard that's [ __ ]

insane obviously don't base your wedding

off of a job you used to have what the

[ __ ] so right around here is where the

wedding will take place looks perfect

can I ask why you want to get married in

the desert anyway well I actually used

to work out here so it just felt right

oh okay that makes sense what' you do

for work I used to disarm active mind

Fields oh cool well if you would just

follow me this way oh

I never said I was good at my job okay

so Adam's brother heads over to Bianca

so she can make her first decision

prison or plane she's obviously pretty

nervous and confused but she ends up

picking the right envelope not the right

envelope cuz like both of them are wrong

I think but she picks the envelope on

the right go right and that means yes

we're doing the plane yeah so they're

getting married on a plane and at first

I thought this was going to be like a

regular plane with like strangers on it

and [ __ ] which would have been [ __ ]

insane but like I've seen crazier [ __ ]

on airplanes so I guess it's not that

big of a deal if I had to choose between

seeing someone get married or seeing

somebody like pick their toenails on a

plane I'm picking the wedding every time

but Adam at least has the decency to

book out an entire airplane to fit all

the wedding guests I know Taylor Swift

would be so proud of

him just a joke and you may be thinking

now this plane that Adam is renting is

it going anywhere is this plane whisking

everybody away to a beautiful wedding

destination is the plane taking people

to the reception at at least no none of

those the plane actually isn't [ __ ]

going anywhere Adam is spending

5,000 lb to put everybody in a plane

that will take off into the air fly

around the airport for a bit so they can

get married while they're in the air and

then it's going to land back in the same

airport that's such a dumb idea when a

girl dreams about walking down the aisle

one day I don't think they're picturing

that type of aisle and also dude Bianca

was 8 months pregnant at the time of

filming this I don't know what it's like

to be pregnant but I can assume it's

pretty uncomfortable and I think being

on a plane the most uncomfortable place

like in the world is probably a bad

combo for a pregnant person and dude the

next part of this episode is like so

hard to watch Bianca and her mom take a

tour of Bianca's like Dream wedding

venue and before we go any further yes I

know I'll I'll talk about it I'm

thinking the same thing holy [ __ ] that

hair is gnarly impressive really I want

to know how many moms took a screenshot

of this episode printed it out and

immediately sprinted to their

hairdresser because this is the ultimate

Karen cut dude if I was working a retail

job and I saw her walk in I am quitting

on the spot all jokes aside though as

diagonal as her bangs are she's actually

the most level-headed person in this

whole episode I think and this part is

just so hard to watch because all Bianca

wants is a nice classic wedding to

celebrate their love you know just's no

bells or whistles super simple and you'd

assume that would be easy for Adam to

pull off peace and love he seems like a

pretty simple guy but while Bianca's

looking at this wedding weding venue

Adam is on like a cramped airplane like

yeah this will be good bro perfect for a

wedding yeah maybe they'll even have a a

movie playing on the little T screens is

being 177,000 ft in the air pregnant

going to make her happy well she hasn't

got a choice that's the situation I've

left her

in like such a [ __ ] sorry I'm being

a little mean maybe he'll redeem himself

with the wedding reception unfortunately

he wants the reception to be themed as

well Adam wants to hold a Thai beach

party reception because they got engaged

in Thailand and although the is a bad

idea maybe he'll pick a pretty venue for

everybody to eat and dance away the

memory of their terrible high altitude

wedding let's see what he

picks

oh who the [ __ ] looks at this venue and

thinks wedding reception an actual ghost

could look at this venue and be like um

no thank you this is way too scary like

this is where the final fight of a Ninja

movie takes place this is where

house this is warehouse this old dirty

Warehouse with a leaky ceiling is the

venue that Adam chooses for the

reception and he hires this guy to

transform the building into Thailand so

I want all my guests to be transported

to uh Thailand it's also super funny

that he says he wants all of his guests

transported to Thailand after being on a

vehicle that could literally transport

them to Thailand we're not going to get

a better space in this are we really I

don't think so so I'm going to shake

your hand on it guys you must know

better places exist right feel bad for

these guys okay so they're now halfway

through their 14,000 lb budget but all

they have is the plane ride and the

reception venue they still need to buy

Rings dresses suits shoes food drinks

and a bunch of sand to be transported to

the warehouse so it can look like

Thailand we want to fill it with sand

you know the things that every wedding

has you know as much as I'm making fun

of these guys budgeting it's pretty

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me and next up is the dress one of the

most important parts of the wedding day

you know some girls go their whole lives

dreaming of their perfect wedding dress

it's an incredibly pivotal part of the

wedding so it's such a big decision Adam

has no choice but Bianca does she has to

choose whether she wants a cheap dress

or an expensive dress ideally we we want

the least expensive and they say

chivalry is dead I don't want too much

booby SE I like this one with the

cleavage but unfortunately she chooses

the cheap dress so the cheap Choice it

is then in this next part Bianca goes a

dress shopping so we the audience can

see what type of dress that she would

choose if it was up to her and this is

when she voices her concern about Adam

choosing the dress I'm a little bit

worried because I'm seven months

pregnant now hopefully Adam thinks about

that as well when he sort of thinks

about his choices honey you got a but no

that's totally fair like I said I don't

know what it's like to be pregnant I

can't imagine what that would feel like

to have like a [ __ ] baby inside of

you that's weird not weird it's miracle

miracle of life being pregnant that's

probably the craziest hardest thing a

person can do I'd like to think most

husbands to be would consider that

obviously if they had a pregnant wife

but we did just see Adam choose the

birthplace of hepatitis for a wedding

reception so obviously he doesn't take

that into consideration at all Bianca

choose a beautiful designer dress while

Adam orders a 160 lb dress off the

internet the currency pounds by the way

not like the dress doesn't weigh 160 lb

although that wouldn't [ __ ] surprise

me if he did that no put it on it'll be

a good workout dress for women is

probably the most important thing uh it

sort of determines how they feel on the

day but ultimately she picked that

option for it to be the cheapest dress

so if she doesn't like it then that was

her fault like yo no it's not what a

[ __ ] [ __ ] dude that's so mean she

didn't pick it she picked a random

envelope that you show she [ __ ] know

dude I can't imagine Bianca watching

this episode back for the first time and

not divorcing him immediately his logic

is just so flawed you know like imagine

on the plane Bianca is like why did you

pick a plane to get married on this is

so dumb I didn't want this either you

picked it okay we could have been

getting married in a prison right now

it's like dude no matter what she picks

it's going to suck because you suck

sorry I digress now it's time for Adam

to show the Bridesmaids the dress that

they'll be wearing at the wedding and

for some reason he picks 10 lb neon pink

and yellow dresses I don't know the

reasoning behind that decision I feel

like maybe he watched an episode of

Power Rangers and he was like oh okay so

pink and yellow are girl color got it

and I feel like for this whole episode

Adam's been kind of operating on like

another planet every decision he's made

has been objectively awful but everyone

around him is like yeah all right mate

this sounds pretty [ __ ] Chi and but

this next part of the episode is when

Adam finally gets a dose of reality from

the sand delivery guy of all people yeah

I never had a sand delivery guy at my

wedding but his presence was missed for

sure so the Sandman quotes them 2500 lb

for the amount of sand that they'll need

to completely cover the warehouse floor

which by the way is roughly 16 times

more expensive than Bianca's wedding

dress but really what's more important

ladies a nice dress or 150 tons of sand

you can't make a wicked baller castle

out of a nice dress I'll tell you that

ladies say no to the Dress yes to the

sand power over spice is power overall

but after the Sandman quotes them on

that price he goes on to warn them about

the safety of the warehouse you've got

rain water coming in there's going to be

electrical wiring everywhere you have in

my opinion massive health and safety

implications that you really need to

take seriously so Adam moves on from

that dingy Warehouse because of the

safety hazards and this was the perfect

thing to happen to them because now this

is a Fresh Start they can pick a

completely different venue that will

suit their needs much better and they do

find a new venue Goodbye old dirty

stinky Warehouse hello new dirty stinky

Warehouse yeah man he just finds a

different dirty Warehouse oh that old

Warehouse was absolutely [ __ ] filthy

mate but this

Warehouse is dirty Adam then heads to a

department store buys two wedding rings

69b hilarious he then spends 500 lb on a

suit which is what wild considering he

only spent 160 lb on his wife's dress he

then tops it all off by spending 130 lb

on plastic

buckets I'm not 100% sure why he got the

buckets oh maybe they'll be handed to

the guests when they walk into the venue

because they'll probably puke upon

seeing where they are it's pretty smart

this next part is pretty wild this is

when Bianca gets her first glimpse into

what her wedding is going to look like

before it was just her pointing at

random envelopes and now she has to Face

Reality when her wedding dress is

delivered to her house are you are you

joking me I am literally going to cry

all right so things aren't looking too

good right now who knows right maybe

when she finally sees the dress she'll

fall in love with

it the neck Line's crap the arms are

crap the leg materials rubbish why you

play games with me no okay this is

really sad to watch obviously but God

it's even sadder because like of what we

know like I'm sorry about your dress but

you don't even know the half of it you

don't know anything about the

dilapidated we Warehouse as being filled

with

sand it's about to get so much worse and

this is the challenge of the show I

guess weddings are inherently expensive

so if you spend a big chunk of your

budget on one aspect of it the other

aspects are going to suffer so it's just

a matter of knowing your partner and

what they value the most and I guess

sometimes dudes don't know their

partners that well at all and it's just

so frustrating cuz it's like you could

just get married in like a pretty part

of a public park right not like Eminem

there I got married in a pretty part of

a public park but no seriously just

[ __ ] get married in a park for free

rent out like a big cheap tent for the

reception and then spend the rest of the

money on stuff that like matters right

like why does there always have to be a

[ __ ] theme in these episodes It's

like a you know an Extreme Makeover home

Edition when they're showing the family

the renovated house and then when they

get to the kids' room they're like hey

Braxton we heard you like swimming so we

actually drilled all of your bedroom

furniture to the bottom of your pool

this show was like that but with wedding

but we're getting close to the end now

so let's get back to the episode say I

was speaking to my dad the other day and

and he said a line it just resonates

through my head all the time now listen

son if she loves you she'll forgive you

good attitude to have brother all right

guys it's time it is now the morning of

the wedding day and everybody is getting

ready Bri's Maids are wearing their neon

dresses Bianca's mom has got her neon

hair and I can only assume Bianca is

going to have her knee on Adam's neck

when she sees it the guests arrive at

the airport and they got high hopes for

the wedding had to have high high hes

for the wedding that's the only

information we got told was a passport

we're hoping he's going to fly us bab

okay super messed up to tell them to

bring their passport right that is

diabolical a passport implies the act of

leaving a country they're not even

leaving the same airspace really they're

just flying above the Bristol airport

why'd you tell them to bring their

passport that's [ __ ] me like imagine

if someone invites you to their birthday

party and they're like I don't want to

give anything away but make sure you

pack a bathing suit and then when you

get to their house they're like all

right you're going to help me nail my

kids furniture to the bottom of the pool

I saw it on TV all right guys it's go

time Adam shows up to the airport and

his finest sneakers boards the plane and

waits for Bianca to arrive Bianca enters

through the back of the plane Adam and B

man Alec are hiding up front I wouldn't

really call that hiding I don't think

you can really hide anywhere on a plane

all Bianca has to do is look to the

front of the plane which is by the way

the usual Direction people look when

they're on a plane like did she really

not see him God I'm so excited to get

married and on a plane too are we

seriously getting married on a plane

that's so stupid I hate planes and I'm

pregnant too oh yeah this is so

uncomfortable if our marriage happens on

this plane today this will officially be

the worst thing that has ever happened